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Hey Knuckleheads! — take a seat on the stoop for this hilarious, messy, and "very serious" chat with Lahna Turner: comedian, mom, and creator of the fat superhero "Pounds of Power" We talk New York vs L.A., wild subway stories, grief, and a love letter to Ralphie May that turned into comics and a documentary. It's equal parts belly laughs and heart — like catching up with an old pal. Stick around for the weird, the warm, and the surprisingly tender moments. Merch Shop!

Hey Knuckleheads! In this episode we talk April Fools pranks and origins, The Artemis launch, Costcos Giant Bunny nutritional facts. We also have an annoying this week on the train segment and as always a doozy of a Florida Man!  NEW MERCH!!!

Hey, it's your pals from the Knuckleheads — we hit episode 600 and it's a mess in the best way: merch woes, self-publishing plans, Stoltman's shattered leg, moon pie debates, locked-up CVS cases, and a parade of Florida Man brilliance. Short, filthy, and honest — we riff, we roast, and we beg you to rate and review (five stars first, roast later). Stick around for dumb stories, stupid arguments, and maybe a book or two down the line. MERCH! Knuckles26 For Free Shipping

Yo — welcome back to the Knuckleheads Podcast. We're rambling about everything from messed-up tea habits and work burnout to raccoon heists, dogs eating laundry, bats flying into mouths and whether movies should be one-hit wonders or endless cash grabs. It's a messy, hilarious ride — think old-timey movie nostalgia, Florida man antics, snack-fueled regrets, and the kind of workplace stories that make you rethink hustle culture. Pull up a chair, grab some chips and dip (ridges only), and hang with the fanboy and the hater as they roast, reminisce, and rant.

KNUCKLEHEADS! todays episode is yes you guessed it PIE. We record on Pi day and jumped into pie history and fun. We also do our this week on the train segment along with our knuckleheads Florida man headline of the week.  MERCH! Promo code Knuckles26 for free shipping.

Hey friend — this episode is a wild ride through modern nonsense: paid memberships to see toys online, Uber surge pricing that feels criminal, sneaky resort and convenience fees, and the glory (and danger) of muffins and banana bread. We rant about work uniforms, store markups, self-checkout shenanigans, and even top it off with some classic Florida Man scams. It's a laid-back, laugh-filled take on getting ripped off in 2026 — think of it as a vent session with your funniest pals. Come for the outrage, stay for the muffin confessions. MERCH HERE!

Hey, Knucklehead's — this episode is a no-holds-barred rant about shrinkflation: from cereal boxes and McDonald's fries to tiny king-size candy bars and jacked-up "protein" snacks. We also hit national food days, donut truck nostalgia, and a ridiculous Cheesecake Factory scale stunt that you've gotta hear about. Grab a snack (careful, it might be smaller than you remember), sit with us like old friends, and laugh/cry along while we figure out who's really getting scammed — you or the corporations. MERCH!

Yo — we're live in the middle of the 2026 blizzard with shovels, surge-priced Ubers and a bunch of snowday nostalgia. Tune in for chaotic on-the-spot updates, dumb mistakes (boiling water on your windshield, anyone?), and stories from the Blizzard '96 to today. It's funny, blunt, and honest — we'll make you laugh, wince at delivery tips, and remember why adulting in a blizzard beats being a kid with a sled. Stay warm, tip your drivers, and enjoy the chaos with us.

Hey, what's up — it's the Knuckleheads. We jump from Penn Station stair gripes and subway stink to Valentine's Day traditions, overpriced roses, and the ridiculous pressure people put on one day to prove love. We also roast the worst gifts (gas station flowers, gym memberships, and giant stuffed animals), reminisce about nostalgic candies like Butterfinger BBs and M&M Minis, and cap it off with two wild Florida Man V-Day headlines. Grab a drink, rate and subscribe, sit back, and enjoy this chaotic, funny, and honest take on love, gifts, and everything in between.

Hey Knuckleheads! Today we talk a bunch of Fast Food Nostalgia... Like what? RED ROOF Pizza Hut, or KFC buffet oh and real 5 dollar foot longs from Subway.  What do you want back?  

Hey—we're back after a silly little hiatus. Two idiots, one robe, and a whole lot of subway horror stories: slow walkers, man-spreaders, pigeons on the platform, and people who treat the train like the Wild West. Jump in for bagel vs. croissant takes, National Baked Alaska (yes, it's a thing), hot chocolate vibes, and a throwback chat about Game & Watch and childhood candy rankings. It's messy, honest, and kind of like catching up with buds at 7 a.m. Come hang, laugh, and rate/review/subscribe—seriously, we missed you.

Hey Knuckleheads! This is a throwback! More than 260 episodes ago. We remastered this for some new listeners. We talk gaming, Nostalgia and nightmare outfits from childhood. Enjoy!

Hey — this episode is basically two brothers ragging on holiday clutter, cartoon feuds, and the wild realities of traveling (yes, including gross bus bathrooms). We keep it real: from hauling down Christmas bins to arguing which '90s crew would win a throwdown. Pull up a seat, grab a snack, and listen like you're hanging out with us — goofy tangents, old-school nostalgia, and survival tips for life on the road included.

Whats up Knuckleheads! Join us to talk sequels in this remastered classic.     

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Yo — Lets finish this and crown a champ! We also got screwed by shipping, survived a 4DX Grinch screening, and ran a wild holiday smackdown bracket. Come hang while we roast bad Santas, rogue reindeer, and argue who's the real holiday MVP. Grab a drink (or eggnog), sit tight, and enjoy the chaos.

Hey—we turned Christmas chaos into a game: randomized character matchups, stupid weapons, weird locations, and even a drunk Santa cameo. Think Buddy the Elf vs. Turbo Man, Frosty vs. Scrooge, and John McClane in a toy factory. It's chaotic, dumb, and hilarious. Pour yourself something warm, press play, and listen to us argue, trash-talk, and pick winners like you're sitting on the couch with your weirdest friends.

This album exists for one simple reason: I love Christmas—and I love Christmas music. I'm not a musician, but I am an artist, a writer, a New Yorker, and someone who grew up surrounded by holiday songs of every kind. My mom loved Christmas music fiercely. She played everything—from crooners to pop to novelty songs—and through her, I learned that Christmas didn't have just one sound. She also taught me how to decorate the tree “the right way,” which still makes me laugh now that I've grown into that role myself. Another piece of this album comes from falling in love. When I started dating my Mrs. Claus, my father-in-law shared a Christmas album their family recorded together years earlier. Hearing her sing Christmas songs—raw, real, imperfect—filled my heart in a way I'll never forget. Sixteen years later, I still cherish that album and make her listen to it, even though she insists she doesn't like how she sounded. I love it because it's honest, it's family, and it's Christmas. This album is my version of that feeling. I wrote the songs, created the ideas, curated the genres, and shaped the visuals. AI didn't replace creativity—it collaborated with it, helping me turn words and memories into music. These tracks are a love letter to Christmas as it actually exists in New York City: the slush, the noise, the crowds, the radiator heat, the gift stress, the late shifts, the traditions we merge, and the ones we complain about while secretly loving them. Each song is a moment in the season, moving from decorating the tree to surviving December, across a mix of styles that mirrors the chaos and joy of a real Christmas playlist. This album isn't perfect—and it was never meant to be. It was made for fun, for honesty, and for the love of Christmas, family, and the traditions we carry forward together.     https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-SmhzMIu4ReM0ZF1R0MWfslrmQZHZcJw&si=dMqYstXdnLraQa7m  

Yo — we nearly lost our minds wrestling with Loom, dodging robotic AI fixes, and blaming every piece of tech in the room. Then we spiraled into full-ass mustache and beard roast mode, debated the safety of gingerbread in NYC, and complained about overpriced popcorn tins like true holiday champions. Also: subway annoyances, kids peeling grapes like tiny serial killers, Lionel train battery madness, and a Florida Man who used a leaf blower on popcorn. If you want unfiltered chaos, a few laughs, and some salty life observations from two idiots who can't fix audio, this episode is for you.

Yo — we rip into Teespring's holiday failures, swap wild family-gaming stories (I totally cheated at UNO), and nerd out over N64 rematches and a Hogwarts Express train for the tree. Plus wild job-interview scams, snow horror stories, gingerbread ambitions, and a Florida Man who threw hands at an inflatable Santa. Come hang, laugh, and commiserate like we're on the couch.

Hey — pull up a chair. We jump from a horrifying gym bathroom story to shower paranoia, deep-diving the brainy chaos of the Saw movies, and then get all nostalgic over rice pudding, old delis, and pickleball dreams. It's messy, gross, weirdly thoughtful, and totally unfiltered — just like hanging with a buddy who tells it like it is. Come laugh, cringe, and stick around for the next weird story.

Hey — pull up a chair. We jump from a horrifying gym bathroom story to shower paranoia, deep-diving the brainy chaos of the Saw movies, and then get all nostalgic over rice pudding, old delis, and pickleball dreams. It's messy, gross, weirdly thoughtful, and totally unfiltered — just like hanging with a buddy who tells it like it is. Come laugh, cringe, and stick around for the next weird story.

NEW CHRISTMAS SHIRT! Black Friday Code BFD25 for 25% OFF Knuckleheads Podcast pre-Thanksgiving episode. We're talking workplace holiday blackouts, epic Thanksgiving fails (turkey heists and dog attacks included), and the age-old dessert beefs — pumpkin vs. sweet potato vs. apple (and the sacred carrot cake debate). Also: back snap from putting on deodorant, ear infection misery, Florida-man style holiday headlines, and tips on what to bring when you're traveling for the holiday. Grab a drink, rate and subscribe, and let's get weird about Thanksgiving.

MERCH LINK! Knuckles25 Free Shipping Hey Knuckleheads! We remastered this classic from along along time ago! — we just tore through Justice League: War and Throne of Atlantis with all the snark, laughs, and WTF questions you'd expect. Quick takes on Shazam's kid energy, Aquaman's booze-and-lobster debut, Darkseid's obliterating ego, and the delicious plot holes that kept us talking. Grab some snacks and hang with us — we're keeping it casual, honest, and loud. Loved it, hated it, or just noticed a weird cape? Come argue with us.

MERCH LINK! Knuckles25 Free Shipping Hey Knuckleheads! We remastered this classic from along along time ago! — we just tore through Justice League: War and Throne of Atlantis with all the snark, laughs, and WTF questions you'd expect. Quick takes on Shazam's kid energy, Aquaman's booze-and-lobster debut, Darkseid's obliterating ego, and the delicious plot holes that kept us talking. Grab some snacks and hang with us — we're keeping it casual, honest, and loud. Loved it, hated it, or just noticed a weird cape? Come argue with us.

Merch Promo Code Knuckles25 for Free Shipping! Hey Knuckleheads! — jump into this episode where we roast Amazon mattresses, debate whether hot dogs count as sandwiches, dodge pandemic mask drama, and laugh at Florida Man while geeking out over Star Trek and Rick & Morty. It's messy, hilarious, and exactly the kind of chat you want with your loudest buddies.

Merch! Knuckles25 for Free Shipping Yo, this episode is a chaotic love letter to fall: we ramble about NYC field trips, make fun of pumpkin patches charging an arm and a leg, and roast every trendy autumn flex you can think of. We also get nostalgic (and savage) about candy — the classics that win and the garbage that loses — and laugh about a Florida Man who literally drove over Halloween decor. It's messy, funny, and oddly comforting. If you're into loud bros, candy takes, and crappy merch plugs, grab a snack and stick around — we got stories, jokes, and maybe a plan to smuggle a giant Toblerone into someone's house.

Pick up some NEW MERCH! What's up guys with the Knuckleheads podcast. I'm the fanboy. I'm the hater and this may be an episode you may never hear. Who knows? Very true, considering I don't know how to use this new program. We talk food holidays (bologna, chicken-fried steak, pasta), breakfast confessions, gum addiction, subway chaos, and the eternal battle with body odor — plus a ridiculous Florida Man headline. Pull up a seat, crack a beer, and listen to us go off like friends talking in the kitchen.

Pick up some NEW MERCH! What's up guys with the Knuckleheads podcast. I'm the fanboy. I'm the hater and this may be an episode you may never hear. Who knows? Very true, considering I don't know how to use this new program. We talk food holidays (bologna, chicken-fried steak, pasta), breakfast confessions, gum addiction, subway chaos, and the eternal battle with body odor — plus a ridiculous Florida Man headline. Pull up a seat, crack a beer, and listen to us go off like friends talking in the kitchen.

Hey Knuckleheads! Today we debate pasta vs potato! We also talk about "perfect" movies and random topics of course! Stay tuned for florida man. BUY MERCH HELP!

Hey Knuckleheads! Today we debate pasta vs potato! We also talk about "perfect" movies and random topics of course! Stay tuned for florida man. BUY MERCH HELP!

Hey Knuckleheads! NYCC 25 we are home. Lets talk about our experience at the con after our 5 year hiatus. We also always have to take it to code browns and dont forget FLORIDA MAN at the end!   MERCH! Show some love grab a hoodie Knuckles25 for free shipping.

Hey Knuckleheads! NYCC 25 we are home. Lets talk about our experience at the con after our 5 year hiatus. We also always have to take it to code browns and dont forget FLORIDA MAN at the end!   MERCH! Show some love grab a hoodie Knuckles25 for free shipping.

MERCH! PROMO CODE KNUCKLES25 FREE SHIPPING! Hey Knuckleheads! — it's just us chatting: cruise suite perks, infinite lobster dreams, air-fryer life hacks, and yes, a horror-comedy poop story straight out of real life. Grab a drink, laugh with us (or at us), and stick around for the wild little details that only the Knuckleheads Podcast would share.

MERCH! PROMO CODE KNUCKLES25 FREE SHIPPING! Hey Knuckleheads! — it's just us chatting: cruise suite perks, infinite lobster dreams, air-fryer life hacks, and yes, a horror-comedy poop story straight out of real life. Grab a drink, laugh with us (or at us), and stick around for the wild little details that only the Knuckleheads Podcast would share.

CLASSIC REMASTERED! This was episode 323 from 2018...NEW MERCH! What's up, guys? We're the Knuckleheads Podcast — informal, messy, and hella funny. Dive into this episode where we riff about stolen summers, indoor water parks, weird breakfast hacks, wild alligator rescues, brownouts, Xbox rumors, and way too many fast-food grievances. Pull up a seat, grab some snacks, and join our chaotic conversation — it's like hanging out with friends who say what everyone else is thinking.

CLASSIC REMASTERED! This was episode 323 from 2018...NEW MERCH! What's up, guys? We're the Knuckleheads Podcast — informal, messy, and hella funny. Dive into this episode where we riff about stolen summers, indoor water parks, weird breakfast hacks, wild alligator rescues, brownouts, Xbox rumors, and way too many fast-food grievances. Pull up a seat, grab some snacks, and join our chaotic conversation — it's like hanging out with friends who say what everyone else is thinking.

MERCH HERE! Hey Knuckleheads! — come hang with us for a messy, hilarious birthday episode where we rant about museum shopping, brutal subway rides, and cruise perks gone wild. We talk planetariums, overpriced art books, train pet peeves, birthday traditions around the world, and even a few Florida Man gems. Grab a snack and get cozy — its just us being loud and honest.

MERCH HERE! Hey Knuckleheads! — come hang with us for a messy, hilarious birthday episode where we rant about museum shopping, brutal subway rides, and cruise perks gone wild. We talk planetariums, overpriced art books, train pet peeves, birthday traditions around the world, and even a few Florida Man gems. Grab a snack and get cozy — its just us being loud and honest.

MERCH! Hey Knuckleheads! picture this: cereal mascots as burnt-out teachers and a big-hearted whale named Bailey trying to make it in mascot school. It's absurd, crude, and strangely warm. Think Tony the Tiger with a comb-over, Camel Joe chain-smoking P.E., Count Chocula as the principal, and a buzzing honeycomb hangout where friendships start and chaos follows. Come for the jokes, stay for the messed-up charm.

MERCH! Hey Knuckleheads! picture this: cereal mascots as burnt-out teachers and a big-hearted whale named Bailey trying to make it in mascot school. It's absurd, crude, and strangely warm. Think Tony the Tiger with a comb-over, Camel Joe chain-smoking P.E., Count Chocula as the principal, and a buzzing honeycomb hangout where friendships start and chaos follows. Come for the jokes, stay for the messed-up charm.

Hey Knuckleheads! — we're back recounting vacations, solo podcast woes, pumpkin spice confessions, and our IMAX Jaws experience (plus the wild merch frenzy). Come hang out for locker-room laughs, diner takes, and the usual chaos — it's like we're just chatting on the couch with you. Don't forget to rate, subscribe, and maybe grab some merch if you're feeling generous.  Grab some MERCH!!!  

Hey Knuckleheads! — we're back recounting vacations, solo podcast woes, pumpkin spice confessions, and our IMAX Jaws experience (plus the wild merch frenzy). Come hang out for locker-room laughs, diner takes, and the usual chaos — it's like we're just chatting on the couch with you. Don't forget to rate, subscribe, and maybe grab some merch if you're feeling generous.  Grab some MERCH!!!  

Hey Knuckleheads! Here is a remastered classic from 2018!  dive into a messy, hilarious episode where we cover everything from bad milk and epic bathroom stories to peanut-allergy nightmares, candy obsessions, and whether you'd pay $30 to watch a new movie at home. It's raw, dumb, and oddly relatable — grab a snack (preferably not the chunky milk), hit play, and laugh along with the Knuckleheads.

Hey Knuckleheads! Here is a remastered classic from 2018!  dive into a messy, hilarious episode where we cover everything from bad milk and epic bathroom stories to peanut-allergy nightmares, candy obsessions, and whether you'd pay $30 to watch a new movie at home. It's raw, dumb, and oddly relatable — grab a snack (preferably not the chunky milk), hit play, and laugh along with the Knuckleheads.

Hey friend — jump into our messy, hilarious episode where we roast mint chip, pitch a low-budget time-travel sitcom, and trade ridiculous stories about dumb injuries and cruise drink scams. Keep it real: rate, review, subscribe, and snag some merch if you wanna support the chaos. See you on the next one.

Hey friend — jump into our messy, hilarious episode where we roast mint chip, pitch a low-budget time-travel sitcom, and trade ridiculous stories about dumb injuries and cruise drink scams. Keep it real: rate, review, subscribe, and snag some merch if you wanna support the chaos. See you on the next one.

Hey Knuckleheads! Enjoy this remastered classic from 2020— grab a drink (or don't), we're diving into messy toothaches, gross cigars, childhood TV obsessions like Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers, and a whole lot of filthy, hilarious banter. It's raw, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of nonsense you'd hear from your loudest friends — come hang out and laugh at the chaos.

Hey Knuckleheads! Enjoy this remastered classic from 2020— grab a drink (or don't), we're diving into messy toothaches, gross cigars, childhood TV obsessions like Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers, and a whole lot of filthy, hilarious banter. It's raw, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of nonsense you'd hear from your loudest friends — come hang out and laugh at the chaos.

Hey guys! Welcome to another wild ride with the Knuckleheads Podcast. In today's episode, we're diving into everything from our love-hate relationship with pumpkin spice lattes to energy drink addiction and yes, even "booger pants." It's a chat where nothing is off-limits, including a hilarious yet slightly disturbing story about a Florida man's take on "secret sauce."

Hey guys! Welcome to another wild ride with the Knuckleheads Podcast. In today's episode, we're diving into everything from our love-hate relationship with pumpkin spice lattes to energy drink addiction and yes, even "booger pants." It's a chat where nothing is off-limits, including a hilarious yet slightly disturbing story about a Florida man's take on "secret sauce."