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Best podcasts about Lahna Turner

Latest podcast episodes about Lahna Turner

Scary Funny!
032 - Who Books the Afterlife? with Lahna Turner

Scary Funny!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 63:22


Our hilarious and multi-talented friend Lahna Turner stops by to talk about who we should haunted after we die! Please subscribe, tell a friend & leave us a 5-star rating! FIND US ONLINE! Web: www.scaryfunnyshow.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/scaryfunnyshow Instagram: www.instagram.com/scaryfunnyshow Facebook: www.facebook.com/scaryfunnyshow Patreon: www.patreon.com/thomtran Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/thomtran/albums/184668-scary-funny-the-podcast   Hosts & Guests: THOM TRAN Web: www.thomtran.com YouTube: www.youtube.comthomtranonline Instagram: www.instagram.com/_thomtran Facebook: www.facebook.com/RealThomTran Twitter: www.twitter.com/_thomtran D'SEAN ROSS Instagram: www.instagram.com/iamdseanross Facebook: www.facebook.com/dseanrosscomedy   LAHNA TURNER Instagram: www.instagram.com/lahnaturnerr  

Indie Film Hustle® Podcast Archives: Film Distribution & Marketing
IFH Film Distribution Archive: Adventures at Cinequest with the Cast of This is Meg

Indie Film Hustle® Podcast Archives: Film Distribution & Marketing

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 67:24


Adventures at Cinequest with the Cast of This is MegIt's a been a long journey but This is Meg finally had it's World Premiere at the Cinequest. I was fortunate enough to have a bunch of the cast make the trek up to San Jose, CA from Los Angeles. We had an amazing time. Cinequest really loves and supports filmmakers. They treated us like royalty.So in between screening, parties, and meetings I grabbed the cast: Joseph Reitman, Jill-Michelle Meleán, Lahna Turner, Holly Wortell and Ruben Dario and did an impromptu podcast in our hotel room. We discussed the festival, their experiences working on This is Meg, what the state of the biz is and much more.This episode is educational and funny but a bit "blue" in its language so if you are a parent you've been warned. Enjoy my conversation with the cast of This is Meg.Right click here to download the MP3Download on iTunes DirectWatch on IFH YouTube ChannelLINKS AND RESOURCES MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODEThis is MegThis is Meg Cinequest - TicketsJoseph ReitmanLahna TurnerHolly WortellJill-Michele MeleánRuben DarioPerfect 10 Podcast with Lahna TurnerLimeade - Comedy for mature audiences only!IFH 120: What the HECK is a Scriptment?Cinequest - Film FestivalSPONSORSDirecting Actors Master Course – (30% OFF – CODE: HUSTLE)Get Your Film on Netflix, Hulu & Amazon & Keep 100% off the Revenue - DistribberHollywood Camera Work: Mastering High-End Blocking and Staging (30% OFF – CODE: HUSTLE)Aaron Sorkin Screenwriting Master ClassFreeFilmBook.com (Download Your FREE Filmmaking Audio Book)KILLER RESOURCES!!!INDIE FILM SYNDICATE Filmmaking CommunityIFH's Online Film SchoolSix Secrets to get into Film Festivals for FREE!Action Items:Subscribe to the Podcast on iTunes,  Stitcher, Soundcloud or via RSSBONUS: TOP TEN Online Filmmaking Courses

Sexy Funny Raw with Silvia Saige
Horror Stories with Comedian Lahna Turner and Adult Film Star Ray Diesel

Sexy Funny Raw with Silvia Saige

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 52:22


On this episode of Sexy Funny Raw, we chat about horror stories from career and personal life as we chat with comedian/writer/mother Lahna Turner and gay adult film star Ray Diesel...we also tackle the Sexy Word of the Day, chat about the first time we saw porn, first sexual experiences, cleaning out, talking sex with your kids...and more...with host Silvia Saige and co-host Alexander Rodriguez. Presented by Fleshbot and Cybersocket.com. Watch & subscribe on YouTube: https://youtu.be/P_fWrpDyF9U Want more? Follow Silvia Saige on social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesilviasage Twitter: https://twitter.com/silviasaigexxx FanCentro: https://silviasaige.xyz/ Tik Tok: https://vm.tiktok.com/grSQho/ Follow Lahna Turner on Instagram & Twitter: https://www.instagram.com/lahnaturnerr/ https://twitter.com/LahnaTurner Follow Ray Diesel on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrraydiesell/ Follow Alexander on social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alexanderisonair/ You can also listen to Sexy Funny Raw on your favorite podcast apps! Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-funny-raw-with-silvia-saige-and-wesley-woods/id1538441363 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5KKZBKAKtGq8bmofAX5x4G Podbean: https://sexyfunnyraw.podbean.com/ New video and audio podcast every Wednesday!

Sexy. Funny. Raw.
Horror Stories with Comedian Lahna Turner and Adult Film Star Ray Diesel

Sexy. Funny. Raw.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 52:23


On this episode of Sexy Funny Raw, we chat about horror stories from career and personal life as we chat with comedian/writer/mother Lahna Turner and gay adult film star Ray Diesel...we also tackle the Sexy Word of the Day, chat about the first time we saw porn, first sexual experiences, talking sex with your kids...and more...with host Silvia Saige and co-host Alexander Rodriguez. Presented by Fleshbot and Cybersocket.com Lahna Turner is an award-winning comedian, actor, writer, producer, director, and mother. You know her from segments on NBC, Comedy Central, Hulu, Animal Planet, Netflix, Tubi, VH1, truTV, etc. She has performed her hilarious songs in top comedy venues and theaters across the world including many tours for the USO. Lahna has 3 comedy albums “If These Lips Could Talk” “D!@k Jokes And Other Assorted Love Songs,” and "Limeade" which are streaming on multiple platforms. Her one hour special "So... I Wrote A Song About It" is currently available on TubiTV. With her hilarious songs and sharp wit, Lahna holds nothing back. Ray Diesel has a HUGE personality…and heart…he is a prolific adult actor/go-go dancer/ and event host. He has filmed in just about every type of setting with about every type of costar. He is a gentle giant who is a joy to hang out with and he can be seen popping up, and OUT, at a nightclub or sexy event near you. He is an avid producer of self-produced content and is a fan favorite across many genres.

Abstract Transmissions
Episode 50 - Lahna Turner

Abstract Transmissions

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 63:07


Comedian Lahna Turner talks life, Parenting, and education post pandemic

Porn Mom Podcast with Sally Mullins
Ep 61: Lahna Turner

Porn Mom Podcast with Sally Mullins

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 58:42


Guest is comedy and music goddess Lahna Turner and Sally reacts to the OnlyFans porner purge offering her opinions on other XXX platforms plus promotes her Zoom show The Broke Ass Losers of Comedy.

Whiskey Women
Episode 3 - Farting Rainbows, Quarantine Ballad and Terroir Whisky with Allison Parc and Lahna Turner

Whiskey Women

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 41:31


Farting Rainbows, Quarantine Ballad and Terroir Whisky with Allison Parc and Lahna Turner Brenne Whisky single malt from France.

The Woody Show Interviews
LAHNA TURNER

The Woody Show Interviews

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 21:40


LAHNA TURNER in studio with The Woody Show

The Kira Soltanovich Show
Ep250 - Lahna Turner is back

The Kira Soltanovich Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2018 72:23


Lahna is a comic, a musician, and a mom. We discuss her life since her husband (Ralphie May) passed away, grief support, being an executrix, shady businessmen, maple syrup, and moving on. Enjoy our chat! lahnaturner.com kiracomedy.com karenandkiracanread.com allthingscomedy.com 

For Crying Out Loud
Ralphie May Tribute

For Crying Out Loud

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2017 75:22


On today's episode of For Crying Out Loud, we chose to re-air an old interview with Ralphie May and his then-wife Lahna Turner as a tribute to him after his passing last weekend. The hilarious Ralphie May joins Lynette & Stefanie along with his equally funny wife Lahna Turner for a very honest discussion about comedy, relationships, children, addiction & podcasts!

The Kira Soltanovich Show
Ep195 - Lahna Turner Returns

The Kira Soltanovich Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2017 64:01


Lahna is a comic, musician, podcaster, and a mom. She has a podcast called The Perfect 10. We talk about what's going on in her life, the pros and mostly cons of dating a comic, her video album Limeade, and being a single mom. Enjoy our chat! lahnaturner.com kiracomedy.com karenandkiracanread.com allthingscomedy.com 

Story Worthy
The Break Up with Comedian Lahna Turner

Story Worthy

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2017 34:12


Comedian Lahna Turner tells a personal story about divorce, addiction, and her estranged husband, comedian Ralphie May. Here's a few links to help you get the most out of Story Worthy- if you're listening on an iPhone, all you need to do is tap the cover art while the show is playing, and you'll see the episode notes, including the links. There is one to subscribe, http://bit.ly/2eSlJZw please do! There's one to our Facebook page and to our email address. We'd love to hear from you, either there, or on our survey at wondery.com/survey. You'll also find some special deals courtesy of our sponsors like Hello Fresh (promo code STORY30) Casper Mattress, and Audible (promo code STORYWORTHY). It's good karma guys! See our Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and our California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 136 Having sex on your period and other fetishes

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2016 41:56


On this episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna Turner and cohost, Nikki Wantz talk about fetishes and having sex on your period.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 133 Nikki Gets Invited To A Swingers Club

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2016 39:56


In this hilarious episode of The Perfect 10, host Lahna Turner and Nikki Wantz talk about swingers clubs and STDs. Nikki goes into getting a friend with benefits and how is was just so wrong it couldn't be right. The ladies talk about what they want out of relationships, and realize that sometimes what you think you want you don't want at all. Is Nikki going to go down the rabbit hole into the sex fest?  Tune in RIGHT NOW!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 132: Lahna Turner versus the killer typhoon

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2016 40:26


In this very important episode of TPT, Lahna Turner with sidekick Nikki Wantz discusses Lahna's trip to China and the recent TMZ article.  She opens up about the pending divorce and puts rumors about her to rest. She gets really open about what she's going through and what the future holds. This is very personal.  This is not one to be missed. 

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 125: Hand job on an elephant, fingered on Splash Mountain

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2016 30:54


On this episode of The Perfect 10, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz talk about first times with masturbation, joining the mile high club and weirdest places we have jerked off. Always personal, always weird and always funny tune in now!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 124: Are blowjobs more personal or is sex? Dating your gyno and ghosting

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2016 38:16


On this episode of The Perfect 10 podcast, Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz ask the questions is sucking dick too personal? Sex more personal? Nikki explains to Lahna what ghosting is. They discuss seeing your parents naked, the weight battle and dating your gyno. Tune in now. 

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 123: Catching up with the amazing Eddie Pence

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2016 38:07


This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz welcome comedian Eddie Pence where they talk about seeing celebrities in random places, dick pics and meeting Ron Jeremy. Eddie talks about his upcoming webseries. Tune in. 

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 121: Talking butt stuff with Zach Miller

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2016 48:05


This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz talk to guest, comedian Zach Miller where we get personal about how to clean your butt and about eating butt. It's all about the butt on this gross episode of the podcast. 

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 120: The most personal Perfect 10 episode and introducing first times

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2016 44:31


In this weeks episode of The Perfect 10, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz get extremely personal about reliving high school and introduce a new ongoing topic, first times! This first time is VIRGINITY. They both have polar opposite stories of how their first time went and Lahna debuts a preview of her new song with the working title, Symbiotic song. At the end of this episode they were scared to even post it because it gets so personal, it's almost intrusive. Check it out! 

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 119: Girl talk! Getting tattooed, screwed, lasered and the smell of farts

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2016 25:48


In this episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz have some girl talk. Shoot the shit about getting tattooed, getting laser hair removal and how Lahna's son like the smell of his own farts.  Nikki confesses she might be a bit too close with her mom and Lahna confesses she's a fan of Trashy Lingerie. Tune in! 

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 118: Sex with randoms and watching amateur porn with Ryan Broems

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2016 46:26


This might be the most outrageous episode of The Perfect 10 podcast yet, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz bring on comedian Ryan Broems where they talk about having sex with random strangers, dick pics and watch a man having sex with a morbidly obese woman then some Asian anal amateur porn (where they get grossed out and an education at the same time). Lahna also asks the eternal question, "Does size really matter?" This one is so crazy, we were a little scared to post! 

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode 62: We're Back Bitches!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2015 40:17


Ralphie May and Lahna Turner are BACK with a new episode of The Perfect 10 Podcast on a NEW network, All Things Comedy. Hear what they've been up to over the past year, meet their new producer, and come along as Lahna and Jake Pentland spruce up the classic battle of the sexes debate via a taint wax at Pink Cheeks Salon.

The Kira Soltanovich Show
Ep87 - Lahna Turner

The Kira Soltanovich Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2014 69:56


If stand up is like sex, Lahna Turner is the KY lubricant. Lahna, a mother of two, reminisces with Kira about their early days doing open mics, dating her now husband comedian Ralphie May, and how being dirty on stage can be done so sweetly. Her one hour special: So… I Wrote A Song About It is out now on iTunes and Amazon. She and hubby Ralphie have their own podcast as well called The Perfect 10. Her thin frame makes up the ONE and his larger frame makes up the ZERO. One of the few comedy couples that are truly successful because they know laughter is really what keeps people together.

The Kevin Gill Show
Kevin Gill Show #35 Ralphie May

The Kevin Gill Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2014 61:28


Comedian Ralphie May sits down for a hilarious & insightful in person discussion about growing up, going for it, dealing with bully's, what Sam Kinison taught him, Boy Scouts, classic wrestling memories, being a juggalo, Bill Hicks, taking a date to Motley Crue, Dusty Rhodes, Bushwick Bill, Developing in a vacuum, Kamala, Doug Stanhope, Lahna Turner, ICP VS FBI, MVP, XPAC, DJ's VS Bands,  and reveals why comedians perform.  KG talks Kreator, Lucha Underground, Suicidal Tendencies, NORCAL, Vision of Disorder and MORE! PMA, Positive Mental Attitude, Stand Up Comedy, Last Comic Standing, WWE, WCW, NWA, KRS-ONE, Gabriel Iglesias,  Insane Clown Posse.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 33 Furry animals & where they wind up

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2013 40:27


In episode 33 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner goes on a Gay Day Out with Justin Raines in West Hollywood. Let's just say that we did a lot of "fudge packing." She talks to fellow comedian and guinea pig owner DavidRosenberg about getting a gal and his obsession with his animal, Chicken. The band of the week, live from Nashville, is Escondido!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 31 My Karma is breaking down!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2013 59:04


Episode 31 of "The Perfect 10" is all about karma and the principle of "what goes around comes around." Lahna Turner talks to husband Ralphie May about it. She also goes to the streets of LA and interviews random people, along with random comedians, like the always funny Andy Dick! Lahna conducts a "shocking" interview with funnyman J. Chris Newberg, and the music of the week comes to us from Faye Webster.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 30 Fit Fat Black White

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2013 45:35


In episode 30 of "The Perfect 10" podcast, Lahna Turner talks to comedian Big Mike about his experiences banging white chicks. Producer Danny Lobell goes to the Fit Expo with our intern Howie and speaks to Mutant Rich Piana, along with bodybuilder Ronnie Coleman. Musical guest of the week is Frances & the Foundation.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 29 The Meaning of Life

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2013 40:27


In episode 29 of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May and Lahna Turner try to figure out the meaning of life. Lahna talks to comedians Dave Attell and Andy Dick, along with some celebrity impersonators on Hollywood Blvd. about what they think it is. She speaks to Pat Carlin, brother of George and author of "Que F*ckin Sabe?," aka "Who F*ckin Knows?" which is about the very topic of life's meaning. The band of the week, live from Nashville, is Richie.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 26 Loose Pubes and way too much DNA

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2013 44:32


In episode 26 of "The Perfect 10," producer Danny Lobell takes a health shot from Lahna Turner and freaks out. Lahna and Ralphie interview porn star and Charlie Sheen ex Bree Olson about her life, dating Charlie, and the business, and Ari Shaffir takes Lahna on a tour of the Comedy Store, complete with tales of romance in all the rooms. The musical guest of the week, live from Nashville, is The Lonely H.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 25 The Trace Adkins Takeover: Part Two

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2013 44:39


In episode 25 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner perform a sketch by NYC comedian Alex Fossella. Comedian Earthquake is back to give his Disaster P*ssy stories, and the second part of Ralphie's two-part interview with Trace Adkins is up. The band of the week, live from The Mercy Lounge, is Escondido. 

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 23 Hes got you under his smell

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2013 48:30


In episode 23 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner wish everybody a happy freakin' New Year! Woohoo, 2013! They visit a hypnotist, Rich Guzzi,who put somebody under a magic spell with a fart and test comedian Helen Hong on her orgasm identification skills. The band of the week: Tristan!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 22 Our Perfect Holiday Special!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2012 47:37


In episode 22 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May goes on Joey Diaz's podcast with his and his wife Lahna Turner's little girl, April. Comedian Ben Gleib and Lahna head to the Santa Monica hotel where he lost his virginity. Lahna then meets up with comedian Felicia Michaels at the mall in Los Angeles, where they shop and sit in arousing massage chairs. The band of the week is Waterfall Wash.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 21 JEW TO THE WORLD

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2012 41:06


In episode 21 of "The Perfect 10," Danny Lobell, the producer of the show, pranks the new intern applicant. Lahna Turner and Joey Gay, a comedian from New York, play pool and discuss Joey's ownership of a topless bar. The band of the week is Harrison Hudson.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 20 Real Nerds Take Pies to the Face

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2012 44:22


In episode 20 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner co-hosts with The Smash Brothers, aka The Twins, aka Cory 'N Chad, who run an awesome show at the Ontario, CA improv! They discuss Chanukah and how they are half Jewish, half German Nazi-esque soldiers. Lahna interviews Gary Gulman about comics book and pies him at Nerdmelt, and takes a quick visit to Earthquake's house to talk about the end of the world. Woohoo Mayans! The band of the week live from Nashville is The Features.

For Crying Out Loud
Ralphie May and Lahna Turner

For Crying Out Loud

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2012 71:15


The hilarious Ralphie May joins Lynette & Stefanie along with his equally funny wife Lahna Turner for a very honest discussion about comedy, relationships, children, addiction & podcasts!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 19 PETA and Pita Bread!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2012 51:12


In episode 19 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner debate the merits of wearing fur (get your mind out of the gutter-not THAT fur!). They speak to an anonymous gay Muslim about his experiences and the politics behind the religion. Ralphie interviews Michael Ornstein aka "Chuckie" from "Sons of Anarchy" about his artwork and his role on the show. The band of the week, live from Mercy Lounge, is the Sea and Cake.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 17 Our Joyus Midgety Thanksgiving Special

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2012 61:11


In episode 17 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May returns from rehab! Lahna Turner goes to an arcade with little person comedian Brad Williams, and comedian Genevieve Joy stops by to talk about bangin' guys who ain't good lookin'. 'Scuse the grammar folks. Band of the week is Phantom Farmer!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 15 Making Eggs to the Sound of the Chinese Violin

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2012 47:36


In episode fifteen of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May and Lahna Turner discuss Ralphie's time in rehab for his weight and depression. Ron Jeremy cooks an omelet with Lahna, and Ralphie and Lahna interview the show's producer and stand up comedian, Danny Lobell. The band of the week is Pony Chase.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 13 A flat guy a tall guy and a double guy

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2012 46:37


On episode 13 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner co-hosts with "Last Comic Standing" finalist and judge Alonzo Bodden. The two talk about his stint in rehab, along with his motorcycle obsession. Lahna takes Flat Stanley, an interactive children's doll around LA, and hilarity ensues. We welcome back the Smash Brothers aka double trouble, and they tell the story of the messy divorce. Musical guest of the week is Matt Haeck, an alt-country artist based in Nashville, TN.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 12 Resistance Strength for Crackheads

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2012 44:08


On episode 12 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner discusses with comedian Richard Villa how her husband, Ralphie May, is currently in rehab. Villa talks about growing up in a rough neighborhood Los Angeles and selling crack as a teen because it was the family business. Lahna catches up with Emmy-nominated writer Bill Freiberger, who produced and wrote for The Simpsons, about his Naked Bible Studio Radio Show. The star of the Black Guys F*ckin Black White Girls is Anyi Malik, a comic who takes a trip to TN to hook up with a big fat white woman. The band of the week is Heypenny!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 11 Big Foot meet Big Slut

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2012 48:09


On episode 11 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner talk about offensive comedians and stick up for Daniel Tosh. Lahna visits a paranormal convention and meets Keith Age, Aron Houdini (The Last Houdini), a cryptozoologist, a girl who lives in a haunted house, and a man who reads auras. There's also a slut story about a girl who does a lot of banging in one day. The band of the week, live from Mercy Lounge, is Sebadoh!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 9 As American as a pie to the face!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2012 42:52


In episode 9 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner and John Heffron visit Toys"R"Us and get nostalgic, and at the end, Heffron gets a creamy surprise on his face (not what you're thinking, pervert). Ralphie May and Lahna get the black and white perspective on global warming, abortion, gay marriage, and the other hot button topics of today.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 8 Tits, Twats and Twins

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2012 42:35


On episode eight of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner showcased a story from The Smash Brothers, two twin brothers and comedians who banged the same lady for a whole weekend when they were teens. Lahna judged KCal's bikini contest, and we hear music from musician Brad Folk.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 6 How to get free rent and smell great too

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2012 42:28


In episode six of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner tries to read through a sketch written by the intern Creepy Tom, but can't quite make it through. Lahna talks to Bruce Jingle about his experience bangin' a white chick, and she and Ralphie release part-two of the epic Ancient Sex Tales of the Ederly Tale featuring Burt and Dianne. The band featured this week is James Wallace and the Naked Light.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 5 Ralphie and Lahna visit the Juggalos

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2012 47:06


In episode five of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner travel to the Gathering of the Juggalos! The Juggalos/lettes are fans of Insane Clown Posse, and their gathering is where mayhem ensues. May and Turner interview Ron Jeremy, a Juggalo who loves boobies, and Juggalettes with interesting sex lives for "Sl*t Stories."

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 4 Paper-cut Ginner

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2012 40:44


In episode four of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner introduce April, their sharp-tounged four-year-old daughter, who tells Chris Brown how it is. The two discuss Ralphie's recent appearance on Jeff Ross' "The Burn." Lahna interviews Diane Kawasaki, a Japanese-Korean-American little person, about her "midget giner," and reveals how it feels to have sex with one. The show ends with Langhorne Slim, live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Ep. 3 Pooches and Porn Stars!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2012 53:56


In episode three of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner get and hot and heavy in the kitchen with Joclyn Stone, a porn star dubbed "The OC Milf." They tell stories about Hoochie Mama, their English Bulldog, and Pimp, their boxer who recently passed away and was featured on "The Dog Whisperer." Got a foot fetish? Between Stone and the story of assistant Aaron Distler's ex-wife, you'll be head over heels for this episode. 

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
Episode Two: The Old, The Nude and The Slutty

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2012 41:18


In episode two of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner and Ralphie May open the show with a discussion about the funniest old men. Buddy Hackett and Rodney Dangerfield, of course, make the cut. They give listeners a preview of next week's episode segment, "Cooking with Porn Stars," which features Ms. Joclyn Stone. They also talk about getting a tour bus, Lahna's upcoming totally nude show, midgets, and a great story that stars the legendary Doug Stanhope. This week's segment, "Slut Stories," is about naughty tale between two best friends. Musical guest is Chappo, recorded live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville TN.

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
The Perfect 10: Episode One

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2012 48:42


In this Episode Comedians Ralphie May and Lahna Turner, begin taking you into their lives by introducing you to their family (son August) and their extended family (friends Dianne and Burt in Las Vegas who share some wild stories). Plus a special look into a phenomenon that has been affecting the African American community for years. All this and a very special musical guest: Ha Ha Tonka. So go ahead and download episode one of the Perfect 10 Podcast, you wont be sorry you did. Enjoy!