We're Doomed!

Is this eclipse the sign of the apocalypse? We seem to think so. We couldn't wait to get this one out (because the world might end tomorrow), so we're making it a bonus episode that will align with the solar eclipse on April 8th. Buckle up, folks!

It's been a wild week out there in the world, so we break it down the best we can. We chat about the bridge collapse, the Loblaws boycott, P-Diddy and California Zombies.

A solar eclipse is coming on April 8th and people are terrified! Is Jesus coming back? Will there be a worldwide blackout for 3 days? Is it aliens? Let's discuss.   We also chat about St. Patricks day, the missing Kate Middleton and drugs!

Man, there are too many people. But what if there suddenly wasn't? We discuss the idea of rapid population decline happening in the next 30 years as our main topic. We also chat about the Canadian government's new pre-crime division, billionaire bunkers and the pentagon's bullshit report on UFOs.

It's been a while since we've gone through the long list of possible world enders. So pull out your bingo card and take the journey with us to see what's going on. 

WE'RE BACK! After an unannounced hiatus for the summer we decided to catch everyone up to speed on the end of the world. We chat about hurricanes, Maui fires, Peruvian alien attacks and erection spiders. 

In this episode we talk about what everyone is talking about, Billionaires at the bottom of the ocean. We also chat about Pride month and the on-going UFO crash retrieval disclosure. 

Well, as you can imagine, this is going to be a UFO heavy episode. The whistle-blower blew his whistle and now Brandon is off to the races. History is being made, folks! Secret reverse engineering programs, alien agendas, antarctic super weapons, and this list goes on.

The earth smells like a bonfire right now and we get to the bottom of it... Or at least close to the bottom. This week we welcome Christos to the podcast, a hilarious performer and an insightful guest.

It's another beautiful sunny afternoon to sit in the backyard and discuss the end of the world. Tyler and Brandon talk about rabies, prion diseases and Sheryl Crow.

Ivan's back for another great episode revolved around technology and AI. We discuss our fears and excitement surround the new AI programs but also chat about comedy, aliens and the fact that we are both cat daddies.

Mykal is in the doom seat this week as Brandon sends laughter and fear coursing through his veins on the subjects of climate change, sun damage, road trip stories and the most terrifying of all, St. Thomas, Ontario. 

It's too nice of a day to pass up doing a podcast outside. We endured the sun for some fun topics on AI, Hot Tubs, Climate Disasters and, of courses, some UFO updates.

This week we have so many news stories we skipped our main topic and focused on the terrifying world events unfolding in the last little while. We discuss Canada's Bill C-11, Leaks in the Pacific, Cattle Mutilations and The Sudanese biolab under attack.

This episode is a banger! We have been waiting to do a reptilian episode for a while and we don't disappoint. It's also a UFO heavy show so get your space suits on and join the party. 

Welcome to Dollar Bin Review! The podcast about reviewing shitty records you find in the dollar bin.

This episode we flip the world upside down. Well, more on it's side, but either way, the Earth is about to make a big move and we're all doomed! We also chat about Mammoth Meatballs, A Hog Thieving Wife and A Naked Man Stealing a Bus.

What's even happening anymore!? Don't ask us. Tyler takes on the lead topic of 15-minute cities and we both discover we know nothing about it. We also discuss Killer AI, Exploding Grandmas & Osama Bin Laden's Laptop contents.  

The world almost ended last week and nobody noticed! Anyways, we get into it, but our main topic is all about the Bird Flu (the next pandemic). We also talk about Trump's arrest, alien invasions and asteroids possibly coming on Thursday.

You're chemicals, I'm chemicals, we're all chemicals, but some of those chemicals don't mix. This week we make an attempt at discussing the latest train accidents and other chemical disasters around the world. We also chat about ChatGBT poetry, TP vs Bidets and what animal would you want to be killed by?

We're back in the saddle, again! (sang like Steven Tyler) That's right, your favourite end of the world podcast is back and we have a lot to catch up on. The Queen died, Elon took over Twitter and Balloons are being shot down by jets. 

This week we talk about the wildest subject we have ever covered and boy was it weird and fun to talk about.  We also talk about Monkey News, The End of Salt Lake City and More Space Jizz from the Sun.

We're in a kitchen talking about the bad boy of the conspiracy world, Alex Jones, and his downward spiral into insanity. We also chat about the CIA, Tik Tok and Tyler's "what-if" Prison scenario. 

Holy hiatus we're finally back! It's been a nice summer with all the sunshine and flowers but we can't forgot the Doom has never been more present and terrifying. We get right back into it and talk about all the events we missed in the last month.

Sean is a stand up comedian from London, Ontario and is deeply afraid of Super Volcanoes, so we get into it at Victoria Park. 

Up in the sky, like a big pizza sky, it's joint alien/human base orbiting Earth and mining cheese. This week we break down the weird facts and conspiracy theories about the moon.

This one is an exciting episode! We set up the cameras and did a rare video podcast for a festival in the METAVERSE with Decentral Comedy. In this episode we discuss the Crazy Weather, Monkey Pox, The UAP Public Hearing and why civilization only has 3 months left

What the hell is an NFT and why does Madonna want me to buy a picture of her vagina? The world is a weird place. In this episode we talk about a the decline of insects worldwide and the devastating consequences it has on our ecosystem and society.  We also talk about reforming the mind, Madonna's NFT vagina and James Cromwell's hand glued to a Starbucks counter.

We made it to Episode 69!!... Nice. We cover a lot of ground on this episode but we do our best to bring in the main topic of droughts, a current nightmare situation across the entire world. We also talk about militarized dolphins, bad health and a conspiracy about ticks.

The big topic this week is Elon Musk buying Twitter and whether it's a good thing, a bad thing or a terrifying thing. But we also discuss the importance of a name, interspace objects and horses on meth.

We're hitting the road for this episode so I hope you don't mind the soothing sounds of the 401 highway. Since we are in a car and surrounded by cars we might as well talk about cars.  We also talk about aliens.

Well it was bound to happen. Guess which one of us got The Devil's Vid! Ah well, everyone and their step-uncle has gotten it.  This week we attempt to discuss the WEF and their plans to take over the world.

FUN GUEST ALERT! I'm joined by my friend and fellow stand up comic Kaamila Shirdon to discuss all things End of the World (as we do). Once Brandon finds out Kaamila's worst apocalyptic scenario is alien invasion, he goes to town. Prepare for a lot of UFO & Alien discussions (as we do). 

We can't help ourselves. We had to talk about the slap heard around the world for a little bit. But we also talk about Ukraine War updates, The WEF and stealing boats.

Start burying those beans, folks! We briefly touch on the coming worldwide food shortages but spend most of our time on some very weird news. We chat about getting your car broken into, a tumour with teeth and the new business trend Wank-Tanks AKA The Masturbation Station.

Enough of the Doom, how about some Gloom? We gather some fun and uplifting stories for the week to help balance out the chaos that is reality. We also chat about The war, Rod Stewart and crazy crystal ladies.

We're back on zoom because of those damn high gas prices (yadda yadda yadda) but we have a blast getting deep into the bizarre experiences of Near Death, Past Lives and The Afterlife. What happens when we die? Next time a stranger bothers you in public be sure to throw them that question.   We also talk about nuclear war, alternative transportation and exorcists.

Things are heating up in Ukraine so who better to get on the podcast than Ivan Baltag to bring us the real scoop on what's going down on the war front. But we mostly just shoot the shit and talk about life, conspiracies and aliens.   

We're back after a few months hiatus and find ourselves in a whole heep of chaotic apocalyptic events all around the world. We do what we do best and ramble on about the end of the world. We talk about the Trucker Protest, Witches in Church and Tiny Hamster Balls.

"Where's all the bananas!" says a future terrified consumer. This week we talk about the collapse of the world supply chain and why we're in for a doosey of a 2022. We also talk about Ghosts, Pig Kidneys, Racist AI and Giraffe Cocks.

Do you feel the presence of beings in your room at night? You're not alone, friend. This episode we discuss the terrifying and hilarious reality of the alien abduction phenomenon. We also get into a lot of Space News like a woman who was almost hit with a meteor in bed, solar storms, signals from the centre of the galaxy and Demi Levato doesn't want us to say 'alien'.  **Sorry for the audio quality**

Wow, what a rollercoaster of an episode! Facebook is down, Instagram is down, what will civilization do?  We focus a lot on the news this week, especially space news. Britain announces a space program, Space X is sending Shatner to space and Shakira is attacked by wild boars (and the pandora papers).

An episode with less doom and more monsters. We don't know how the Loch Ness Monster will destroy the world but it will destroy the collective belief in it's existence. Who are we kidding, we believe. We also talk about Tom Delonge, Space travel & Juggalos.

In this episode we discuss the terrifying prospect of the west coast "Big One" as well as the lesser known east coast "Big One". We also talk about death music, Canadian politics and The Bored Taliban.

Get yourself a glass of cold water for this one and enjoy it while you can. This episode we discuss the impending water wars ,shortages and contaminations all over the world. We also chat about Trudeau hit by pebbles, Anti-Vaxxers, The collapse of the internet and existential anxiety therapy. 

We decided to go a little easy on the Doom and go hard on the most famous Cryptoid, Bigfoot AKA Sasquatch AKA Skunk Ape AKA Your Mom. We discuss the many tales of Sasquatch, Snitch Bots in Singapore, gardening and pissed off monkeys. 

Holy smokes we made it all the way to 50 episodes without the world ending. Guess we will keep going. In this episode we are both confused about the Qanon Conspiracy but also talk about Hurricane Ida, Shit Pills and Old Fashioned Lawn Darts.

What is the ultimate end of the world pet?  What if you could turn into a horse or a chimp? A lot of big big questions on this week's episode focused mostly on animals. Also we dive into a We're Doomed News segment and cover Vaccines Morphing Humans into Chimps, Elon's Robot Buddy and Jesus AKA Houdini. Finished off with a fresh encounter from the field guide to extra terrestrials.

The doom boys are working from a new studio/basement so let's keep it low and loose and always existentially terrifying.  

Holy shit this was a fun episode! Our guest this week was Hamilton stand up comedian and friend Chris Adoranti. We chat about The War on Drugs, Hotdogs, Killer Masturbation and some UFO news.

In this episode we look into the wild de-classified papers from the CIA's Gateway Process, the science behind out-of-body experiences, astral projection and escaping time and space to meet with the sky lizards.  We also talk about negative bird experiences, the wobbling moon and meth addicted trout.