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A Qmen Perspective with Kevin and Johnny Boy The God Thing, the Blue Angel, and the Battle to Remember Who Humanity Really Is Banjo Bread, Solar Storms, and a Grand Rising Start In this episode of A Qmen Perspective, hosts Kevin and Johnny Boy open with gratitude to BBS Radio TV and a warm “Grand Rising” greeting for Asha and Q Day. They promote several related BBS Radio TV shows, including All Learning Reimagined, Whiplash Talk, Project Review with Q&A, and A St. Thomas Show. The hosts then ease into personal conversation, with Johnny Boy talking about making organic bread and Kevin sharing concerns about aches, fatigue, joint pain, and possible ascension symptoms connected to solar activity and incoming energy. When the Sun Feels Different and the Body Starts Talking Kevin and Johnny Boy discuss the possibility that people are feeling physical symptoms from solar energy, photon streams, coronal mass ejections, and ascension-related recalibration. Kevin references astrophysicist Stefan Burns as someone he follows for information about solar activity, earthquakes, volcanoes, and space weather. Johnny Boy agrees that many people seem to be experiencing similar symptoms and suggests that the sun itself feels different in color, heat, and energetic impact. They invite listeners to call in if they are experiencing similar symptoms or energetic changes. Opening the ForThePeople.Space Files The main discussion centers on articles from ForThePeople.Space, which Kevin and Johnny Boy say they have been covering regularly because they believe the site provides important information connected to Q, Asha, awakening, and disclosure. They explain that many listeners may not have time to read the articles themselves, so the hosts offer a “CliffsNotes” style discussion. The first and primary article they examine is titled “The God Thing,” categorized under aliens and the Great Awakening, and tied to a movie script by Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek. Star Trek as a Hidden Memory Trigger Kevin and Johnny Boy discuss the article's claim that Star Trek was not merely entertainment, but a kind of documentary or encoded reminder meant to awaken humanity to a future without war, poverty, or disease. They describe how Gene Roddenberry's hopeful vision of humanity touched viewers because it stirred hidden truths buried deep within them. The hosts frame Star Trek as part of a larger awakening narrative, where fictional stories may carry spiritual or historical clues that help people remember who they really are. Gene Roddenberry's Shelved Script and the False God Ship The hosts summarize Roddenberry's rejected feature-film script “The God Thing.” In the script, Spock senses danger, the Enterprise is refitted above Earth, and crowds on Earth begin receiving impressions that the second coming of God is near. A massive alien ship approaches, destroys another Starfleet vessel, and sends a holographic probe aboard the Enterprise. The hologram appears as Jesus, leading Kirk to identify it as God, but the crew eventually discovers that the being is not divine. Instead, the article describes it as an alien computer-ship entity pretending to be God. Project Blue Beam Echoes and a Holographic Second Coming Kevin and Johnny Boy connect Roddenberry's script to Project Blue Beam and the idea of a staged alien invasion or false second coming. They note that the script was completed in 1975, around the same general era in which Werner von Braun is said to have warned about a fake alien threat. The hosts suggest that Roddenberry may have been foreshadowing or exposing a false religious event involving holographic deception. They emphasize that in the script, the supposed God figure is eventually revealed as Lucifer, a deceiver tied to religious manipulation across planets. Pleasure, Pain, and the Old Empire Trap The discussion turns to a graphic scene from the script involving Kirk being tested through sexual temptation and physical discomfort. Kevin and Johnny Boy interpret this as symbolic of what the article calls the Old Empire's capture systems, which lure spirits through euphoric pleasure mixed with pain. They connect this to Q-related teachings about death, the tunnel of light, memory erasure, and reincarnation traps. Kevin says this reminds him of warnings not to automatically “go into the light,” while Johnny Boy adds that such systems are presented as a way spirits are allegedly captured, erased, and recycled. The Roswell Thread and the Memory of the Spirit The hosts then move into Roswell-related material from the article, referencing the alien pilot Airl and the 1947 Roswell interview narrative. The article describes Airl as speaking about the Domain Expeditionary Force and its efforts to counter Old Empire religious systems. Kevin and Johnny Boy discuss claims that powerful beings from the “creation light ship” incarnated on Earth as teachers to help humanity regain memory and spiritual power. They mention Buddha, Lao Tzu, Jesus, and other figures as examples of beings whose teachings were allegedly distorted by Old Empire operatives. Jesus, Forgotten Power, and the Original Sin of Amnesia Kevin and Johnny Boy emphasize the article's interpretation that Jesus taught humans they could do the works he did and even greater things, suggesting equality of spiritual potential rather than permanent inferiority. They connect humanity's loss of memory and spiritual power to electrocution, DNA manipulation, and Old Empire control systems. Johnny Boy suggests that this manipulation may be the real “original sin,” while Kevin imagines a future in which medical and energetic technologies remove fear of death, restore bodies, extend life, and allow people to retain memory and identity without repeating cycles of amnesia. A Warning About Old Empire Scripts and Religious Defense The hosts discuss the article's claim that Old Empire operatives promoted the idea that Lucifer would come speaking against all religions, thereby conditioning people to defend old doctrines rather than listen to their own spirit. Kevin and Johnny Boy interpret this as a clever control mechanism meant to keep people locked into religious programming. They also discuss the idea that Project Blue Beam has already been stopped by White Hats, President Trump, and military operations that allegedly destroyed the relevant technology, preventing a false alien invasion or fake religious spectacle from being used against humanity. The Blue Angel, Moses, and a Radical Reinterpretation After a music break, the hosts return with the article's section on the Blue Angel, a Byzantine mosaic figure described in the article as the fallen angel Lucifer. They examine claims about the Church of Saint Apollonaris in Ravenna, Italy, and its mosaic of the sheep and goats, with red, purple, and blue symbolism. The article associates blue with coldness, cruelty, underworld energy, and death, while red represents warmth, light, life, and love. Kevin and Johnny Boy also discuss the article's controversial claim that Moses was connected to Lucifer or the fallen angel, citing Michelangelo's horned sculpture of Moses as part of that interpretation. Disclosure Day, Spielberg, and the Claimed Collapse of Blue Beam The hosts then cover material involving Serge Monast, Project Blue Beam, Jeff Bezos, DARPA, Epstein, Mossad, the CIA, Jesuits, Chinese Communist Party operations, Canadian bases, and alleged military actions shutting down Blue Beam infrastructure. They also discuss the article's claims about Steven Spielberg's film Disclosure Day, which the article says was originally intended to help launch Project Blue Beam but was altered after White Hat operations dismantled key parts of the plan. Kevin and Johnny Boy present the material as part of a larger disclosure narrative in which fear-based alien manipulation is being replaced by truth. Mark Twain, Being Fooled, and the Challenge of Disclosure The hosts briefly move to a second, shorter article about Mark Twain, centered on the quote, “It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they've been fooled.” Kevin and Johnny Boy connect that idea to future disclosure, the expected EBS, and the challenge of helping “normies” accept information they may have rejected when hearing it from friends or family. They suggest that when official disclosure arrives, many people may remember that they had previously been told similar things and begin to understand that they were fooled by old systems. Old Monkeys, Bad Jokes, and a Lighthearted Landing Near the end, Kevin and Johnny Boy shift into humor, trading jokes about aging, aches, natural resources, attention deficit, hearing problems, marriage, and dating. This lighthearted ending balances the heavier discussion of spiritual deception, false gods, and disclosure. They thank listeners for spending time with “a couple of old monkeys on the bar,” and remind everyone to go within the heart, stay in loving frequencies, stay calm, flow like water, remain grounded, reduce phone and computer use, and spend time in nature and the sun. Closing the Perspective With Heart and Grounding The episode closes with Kevin and Johnny Boy saying they enjoyed the discussion, even though it mostly focused on one major ForThePeople.Space article. They emphasize that the material was important and worth exploring carefully. The hosts tell listeners they will return the following Saturday, June 20, for another live show on BBS Radio TV, continuing their discussions of ForThePeople.Space articles on A Qmen Perspective. Their final message is rooted in love, grounding, inner awareness, and preparing for future disclosure.

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This week Cliff and Kendall are cracking open the mystery file labeled: CRABS! What are they? Why so many legs and why in the ever-loving **** do they walk sideways?? And: don't get crabby but it's an investigation into Crack! Why is it whack? Can the thrill kill? (Spoiler Alert: Don't do crack!! Ever!) And segments like Bad Jokes and a round of Connection Confusion that'll clear things right up. Don't miss this one and please note: the second half of this episode can be used to scare friends and relatives straight about a certain illicit substance. 

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How do you build a 30-year comedy career that pays better than late-night TV? In this episode, legendary comedian Eric O'Shea pulls back the curtain on the highly lucrative world of the college comedy circuit. Eric shares his origin story, from skipping the New York City grind to dominating campus stages across America with 40 to 50 gigs every single year.We dive deep into the business of comedy, including booking strategies, audience demographics, and the stark reality of how "popularity equals talent" in the modern entertainment industry. Eric also tackles the massive shifts in campus culture, offering an honest look at cancel culture, political correctness, the truth about "woke" student audiences, and the unique challenges faced by a cisgender white male comedian today.Whether you are an aspiring stand-up comic trying to find your voice or a comedy fan curious about what real entertainment success looks like in the USA, this episode is a masterclass in longevity, artistic growth, and knowing your audience. Here is an overview of what we discussed:02:00 – Pop Culture & Cobra Kai04:00 – 30 Years in Comedy: Starting Out in Smaller Cities06:40 – Why Skipping the NYC Comedy Scene Paid Off10:00 – Cracking the College Circuit & Building a Long-Term Career12:00 – Financial Realities: Buying a Car as a Comedian14:00 – Winning the Comedy Game: Earning More Than Late-Night TV Stars16:38 – How the College Market Has Changed18:40 – Navigating Content Overload and Industry Over-Saturation21:58 – Cancel Culture, Woke Students, and Sensitivity on Campus27:00 – Artistic Growth, Intention, and Delivery28:57 – The Modern Trap: Does Popularity Equal Talent?30:17 – Follow Your Heart & Redefining American Success40:00 – The Power of Consistency: Doing 40 to 50 College Gigs a Year44:34 – The Fine Line Between a Bad Joke and Hatred46:40 – Comedy in a Divided World: "If It Works, It's Comedy"58:00 – Finding Honest Humour in Dark Places59:00 – The Reality of Being a Cisgender White Male Comedian Today01:08:00 – How a Comedian's Voice Changes Over Time01:10:00 – Ultimate Advice for Booking & Playing the College Circuit01:13:44 – Golden Rule: Know Your AudienceIf you would like to know more on Eric , you can go on his website here:https://ericoshea.com/ or you can go and buy his book:https://www.amazon.co.uk/RICHEST-COMEDIAN-YOUVE-NEVER-HEARD/dp/B08FP3WJ2S.You can follow this podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/41LWDAq, Spotify at https://spoti.fi/3oLrmyU,Apple podcasts at https://apple.co/3LEkr3E and you can support the pod. #standupcomedy#collegecomedy#comedybusiness#ericoshea#comedypodcast#howtobecomeacomedian#cancelculture

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Podcasting's yin and yang, Cliff and Kendall, are back this week with a squeaky clean load of cleaning tips! Follow Kendall's masterly advice for a cleaner and shinier you. Then it's a mini-countdown of dirty songs! Leave the kids by the side of the road for this one. Also: wildly popular segments like Bad Jokes and First Impressions. What an episode! What a time to be alive! 

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3HL - 4-17-26 - Hour 2 - Slay's biggest complaint about the city of Nashville, wild NFL Fraud stories, a million bees run wild and some very bad jokes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Finally! (& who better??) Cliff and Kendall are blowing the lid off Optimism! They've got a countdown of optimistic artworks that will have you smiling from here til doomsday! Also: segments like Bad Jokes and Cliff and Kendall's First Impressions! Don't miss this (possibly last chance) to turn that frown all the way upside down! 

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We talk the Leineke's Law, Taryn calls in to tell us about a crappy situation, and more!

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No Place Like Home ep 506  Aired November 7th, 2000  IMDB Summary  When relatives arrive in Sunnydale, to celebrate her birthday, Tara uses a magic spell on her friends to keep them from learning her "secret." Meanwhile, Glory unleashes a horde of demons to hunt down Buffy.  Directed by: Joss Whedon Written By: Joss Whedon, Rebecca Kirshner  Connect with us  Instagram www.instagram.com/themistergordo_pod  Tik Tok @themistergordopodcast Email themistergordopod@gmail.com

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This week Cliff and Kendall are talking about the tiniest little plastics you've ever seen (or not seen) and that syrup that's everyone's dream! One of them is in your bloodstream right now- find out which when you download this show! Also: segments like Bad Jokes and I Know UR But What Am I?? Don't miss this one, trust us!! 

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Czabe flies solo today with a loaded agenda. First up: the absurdity of making Shedeur Sanders—now somehow the martyr of the 2025 NFL Draft—a Pro Bowl Games alternate at QB. Things get taken away as you get older. It's a fact of life, and Southwest Airlines just proved it with their final open-seating flight now in the books. Paul Allen bends the knee, but it won't be enough. A hard truth: the Easter Bunny is fake, but paid protestors are real. Did an NFL poster actually foretell this year's Super Bowl LIX matchup? Neutral-site NFL Championship games are a completely horrible idea, which naturally means Mike Florio is all for them. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Aura.com: https://aura.com/remove* Cheesesteaks from Philly? Deep dish from Chicago? Go to Goldbelly and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://www.goldbelly.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In hour four, Joe DiJoseph's Bad Joke of the Day. LeBron pulls another LeBron-esque move. Fixing College Football by changing the date of the National Championship game from Monday to Saturday.