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Throwback Thursday: Meet Landysh, Co-Founder of @Lingvistovwww.MeettheCreatives.orghttps://linktr.ee/meetthecreativesny 

Meet Landysh, Co-Founder of @Lingvistovwww.Lingvistov.comwww.Linktr.ee/MeettheCreativesNY

今天分享一组来自于Lingvistov的毒舌漫画，相信一定会有一副漫画戳中你哦。 Why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll?大家都说睡个美容觉，为何我每次醒过来，都像个山精一样？ Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.大扫除就是把东西藏在不那么显眼的地方。 Why can't mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood?蚊子吸的是脂肪那该有多好？ The brain is the most outstanding organ.It works 24 hours a day,365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.人的大脑真的很神奇，从你出生全天24小时运转，365天不停歇，直到你爱上一个人！ If we're not meant to have midnight snacks...Why is there a light in the fridge?如果晚上不能吃宵夜，那为什么冰箱里有灯？

今天分享一组来自于Lingvistov的毒舌漫画，相信一定会有一副漫画戳中你哦。 Why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll?大家都说睡个美容觉，为何我每次醒过来，都像个山精一样？ Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.大扫除就是把东西藏在不那么显眼的地方。 Why can't mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood?蚊子吸的是脂肪那该有多好？ The brain is the most outstanding organ.It works 24 hours a day,365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.人的大脑真的很神奇，从你出生全天24小时运转，365天不停歇，直到你爱上一个人！ If we're not meant to have midnight snacks...Why is there a light in the fridge?如果晚上不能吃宵夜，那为什么冰箱里有灯？

She trained as a Linguist. She worked as a Translator. She dreamt as an Illustrator. Eventually Landysh brought them together: co-founding Lingvistov, a Skype based language service which also allowed her illustrations to speak volumes in shouting about the business, so much so they've now become a product of their own. She shares thoughts on collaborating to expand your ambitions, how to succeed in a business partnership and how they use content marketing to promote their business. Don't forget to subscribe via iTunes and the Podcast app for iPhone etc and also via Stitcher who have an Android app - If you like the podcast, please do leave a review if you get a chance. Thanks! Here’s some of the key takeaway points: Their business was born when a freelance marketplace site changed their conditions to take a bigger percentage of each job; Landysh and her partner decided they'd create their own site instead! Why be at the mercy of someone else? When collaborating with others in business - be open and communicate; talk a lot about what you do and what you want to do They don't have much marketing budget, instead they use content to pull people to their business as people share it: articles, videos, audio, cartoons They have diversified their income; as well as the linguistic school and services, her illustrations are now available to buy in a range of products from their own shop Don't feel you have to be 'normal' with a regular job, if you're passionate about something go for it, earn a living a from it More from Landysh Online Language Courses from Lingvistov The Lingvistov Shop Lingvistov on Facebook Lingvistov on Twitter Who the hell is Steve Folland? You know how everyone bangs on about how powerful video and audio content can be? Yeah, well Steve helps businesses make it and make the most of it. Find out more at www.stevefolland.com Track him down on Twitter @sfolland or lay a trail of cake and he'll eventually catch you up.

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка - Hello, Jane. Can I distract you for a moment? - Sure. - Could you help me? You dont have to if you are too busy. - No, its ok. You are not disturbing me. - Well, I cant figure out how to register on this website. Could you give me a hand? - The website of the National Opera in Paris? I didnt know you were into classical music. - Yes, classical music has a positive impact on my mood and productivity. Arent you keen on it? - I think I am better off with plain honest rock. - Anyway, in a week I am off to my friend who lives in Paris. And there is no point in visiting Paris if you cant go the opera. - Do you expect there are any tickets left? - I dont know. But i got in touch with my friend. He said that even if there are tickets on the official website, we might be able to buy tickets from some people right before the concert. - I doubt it very much. Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка - Hello, Jane. Can I distract you for a moment? - Sure. - Could you help me? You dont have to if you are too busy. - No, its ok. You are not disturbing me. - Well, I cant figure out how to register on this website. Could you give me a hand? - The website of the National Opera in Paris? I didnt know you were into classical music. - Yes, classical music has a positive impact on my mood and productivity. Arent you keen on it? - I think I am better off with plain honest rock. - Anyway, in a week I am off to my friend who lives in Paris. And there is no point in visiting Paris if you cant go the opera. - Do you expect there are any tickets left? - I dont know. But I got in touch with my friend. He said that even if there are tickets on the official website, we might be able to buy tickets from some people right before the concert. - I doubt it very much. Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

- LINGVISTOV team picnicking: Great weather, food and mosquitoes - Introduction to Loserology by Professor Asia - What type of loser are you? Check yourself. - We are starting psychotherapy via Skype: Write to us and we will sort you out! - LINGVISTOV Goat Milk: Milk from English-speaking goats - "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" book - Prostitution: Working? - No, just studying. - Video prostitution: Whats wrong with that?! - Angelina... really, go and eat something!

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка - Excuse me. Could you help me? I am looking for a grocery store. Could you tell me where it is? - Sure, no problem. Its not far from here. You can walk. Actually, you know what? Follow me, I will show you. - Oh, I cant thank you enough! ... - Oh, my Gosh! This is a big supermarket! - It is the biggest one around here. - Can I ask you another favor? - Yes, of course! - I cant see well enough. I left my glasses at home. Would you mind helping me pick up some things? Id really appreciate it. - Sure. What do you need? - I need cheese, ketchup and I need two packets of potato chips. - Here you are! Is that it? - Yes, thank you. Youve been very helpful. Could you give me a hand with these grocery bags? - Ok. - Just one more thing... do you have the time? - Err, yep, a bit. - My new apartment is on the twentieth floor and the elevator doesnt work. Could you help me get the bags to my door? - Im sorry. Im afraid I cant, I must be off now and Im very busy. - It wont take long. Youre in good shape, it will be easy for you! - Im sorry, I cant. Is that ok? - Its fine. I just thought Id ask. Anyway, thank you! - Bye. I am glad I could help. Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка - Hello. May I speak to Harry? - Theres nobody here by that name, young man. - Oh, I am sorry. I must have dialed the wrong number. - Please hang up and dont call here again. - Hello! Is Harry in? - Hold on a minute... Im afraid, he is not here at the moment. Could you call back a bit later, please? - Sure. When will he be in? - In about an hour. Would you like to leave a message? - Tell him that its Mike and its urgent. - Im sorry, I didnt get that. This is a bad connection. Could you please repeat that? - Tell him its Mike and this is urgent! - Sorry, can you speak up? - This is Mike and its urgent! Please ask him to call me. - Sure! Could you leave your phone number, please? - He can reach me at 79875649900. - Dont worry I will pass on your message. - Thank you. Its been nice to talk to you. - Bye. Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

"Sharp shooting pains!" Уровень: Pre-Intermediate Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Dialogue: - Mary, whats bugging you? - Dont ask. Mind your own business. - Hey, take a chill pill! - Sorry, Bob, I am very stressed. - What are you stressed about? - Bob, I cannot conceal it anymore from you. - Whats wrong? - Last month I told you that I obtained a new job. - Yes, you did. It was a dramatic change in your life. You were just a secretary and then became an assistant financial director. This is a huge success! It even makes me a bit envious. - No, Bob, I deceived you. I was fired and I am still unemployed. And despite all my attempts I still cant find a job. - Why didnt you want to tell me anything about it? I am always here to support you. You can always rely on me. Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Dialogue: - Sally, get into the car, we will be late. - Could we wait a bit? Rose said she would come over. I havent seen her for ages. I miss her. - Is she your old friend who is a chain smoker and never admits she stole my wallet last year? No, were not going to see her. Over my dead body. - I see what you mean. Yes, she has some issues and suffers from tobacco addiction, but she doesnt do it on purpose! And last month she managed to find a good job. And you should hold grudge against her. She means well! - I am running out of patience. Go ahead and stay but I am leaving. But you have to keep an eye on her. She might steal your wallet too! Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Dialogue: - John, shall we go out? I believe we spend too much time working. - Oh, no. To be honest, I would like to stay at home tonight. - You told me yesterday that you wanted to go to the cinema as far as I remember. - Oh, yes, I suppose so. But it seems to me they dont show "The Hunger Games" any more. - I presume we will find something interesting to watch. By the way after the film we can go that fantastic sushi restaurant near here! - I guess. Oh, ok, Im in. Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Dialogue: - Hello, Mark, how are things? You look unhappy and exhausted. - Oh, Sonya, my life is so complicated! - Whats wrong? - I am a middle-aged man who lives in a dormitory. I didnt live up to my parents expectations. I cant score a good job. And I cant find a compatible girlfriend. My life is a mess. - Oh, no, its not true. Youre just fishing for compliments. - No, really. On top of that, I cant give up smoking and I know I should cut down on sweets. I cant even persuade myself to go to the gym once a week. - You are being to harsh on yourself. You are a very attractive guy and a good mixer. And you shouldnt let other peoples opinion offend you. - Youre right. I suppose I need to find a good role model... Maybe Chuck Norris. Yep, thats right. I want to be like Chuck Norris. Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

"Infinitive and verb + -ing" Уровень: Pre-Intermediate Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Dialogue: - Mary! Mary! Let me in! - Who is it? - Its me, Jane! Let me in! - Ok-ok. - Why are you at home? Its weekend. You must go out. - I dont want to go out. - What are you doing here? Are you watching TV or surfing the Internet? - Is it bad? I just get a kick out of it. - Its a waste of time! You are a real couch potato. - Get used to it. Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Dialogue: "Hello, Nick," said Harry. "Hello, hello," said Nearly Headless Nick. "You look troubled, young Potter," said Nick, folding a transparent letter. "So do you," said Harry. "Ah," Nearly Headless Nick waved an elegant hand, "a matter of no importance. . . . Its not as though I really wanted to join. . . . Thought Id apply, but apparently I dont fulfill requirements -" "But you would think, wouldnt you," he said suddenly, "that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt?" "Oh - yes," said Harry, surprised. "I mean, nobody wishes more that my head had come off properly, I mean, it would have saved me a great deal of pain and ridicule. However -" Nearly Headless Nick shook his letter open and read furiously: "We can only accept huntsmen whose heads have parted company with their bodies. It is with the greatest regret, therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill our requirements. With very best wishes, Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore." Nearly Headless Nick took several deep breaths and then said, in a far calmer tone, "So - whats bothering you? Anything I can do?" Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Dialogue: - Hey, Lisa, wassup. You look under the weather, whats wrong? - Im alright. Im just losing my cool, George. I have always put up with everything my boyfriend said or did. But now I am really angry with him! - Why are you angry with him? - He is only interested in his friends. He is either watching football match with them or they are somewhere in a bar together. From time to time I believe that I am the only person he is not interested in. - Oh, stop it. I am sure that at the end of the day he prefers you to a bunch of friends. - Agh, it makes no difference! I am throwing away his things from my apartment! He is in big trouble now! And you can rely on what I am saying. Hes gonna regret it! Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

Подкаст для пополнения словарного запаса и изучения разговорного английского языка Dialogue: - Are there free tables? - Yes, sir. Come this way please. - Finally we have some time to eat out, James. Its brilliant that you came up with an idea to visit a Mexican restaurant. Im looking forward to this meal! - Im glad you approve, Sarah. - Are you ready to order? - Yes, Ill try chicken breast. The menu says its covered with chili sauce. How hot is it? - Its Mexican cuisine, sir, so pretty hot. You have to watch out for spices. - Ill have something else then. Can you recommend anything? - Well, why dont you have a steak? Its our speciality. - I wonder if I can have it served with vegetables? - How do you like your steak done? - Rare, almost raw. And two glasses of red wine, please. - What would you like, maam? - Ill have the same. And could I have clean cutlery? This fork and knife are dirty. - Of course, maam. Ill bring it to you in no time! - We have been waiting for hours, James! It pisses me off! - Compared to other restaurants, this one is the worst so far. They should definitely improve their service. - The waiter hasnt turned up for an hour already. Never even approached us. - But Im not sure I can get by without a meal today, Sarah. I will die of hunger! Look! They are bringing you your cutlery. - Too little, too late. We are leaving this place! I cant put up with this service anymore. Lets go. Learn English with LINGVISTOV.RU

- LINGVISTOV.RU conquers the world with China - Read my neck! Landysh started learning Chinese - Opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympic Games 2014: Did you like it? - TATU?! Really?! - Amazing side of the Olympic Games: Sportsmen and their achievements - The incomprehensible game ever: The history of curling - New game of buttnball: Grow your butts to win! - No North Koreans at the Olympic Games but there are some in space! - Its good to be developed

- Thailand Special! Asias Thai vacations - All you need to know about Thailand: Tips and facts - Tuk-tuk: Whos there? - Thai people and their King: Possible role model for Russia? - Non-aggressive religion: Landysh is officially a Buddhist - Do not touch Thai women! And check if its really a woman btw. - Khun Asia and how Thai people greet each other with "why???" - Dont touch Thai peoples heads! - Guide to Tsunami survival - Thai monkey party: Lingvistov team is going!

- Asia, Daniil, Landysh and a professional microphone together in St.Petersburg! - Fighting the enemy: Do not mess with Lingvistov! Time to engage the Lingvistov army. - To hell with introduction... again - Conflict in Kashmir: what did you do when you were 14? - Everybody knows crazy Lena: did you have a crazy friend in your childhood? - Make your children create their own toys! - Abominable dragonflies: avoid eye-contact at all costs - Near death-experiences: its all pure chemistry - Life after death: belief in reincarnation and belief in nothingness - Devision by zero: lets look at it from the point of view of a chair - Glowing bunnies: alas, you cant switch it off! - The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part III

- No other story today! Its Daniils birthday!!! - What do we actually know about Daniil - some unknown facts revealed exclusively for Lingvistov podcast! - Spontaneous interview with Daniil - First recollections from childhood: blue baby bouncers and kindergarteners - First school teachers, bad decisions and how the Writing began - Parents are not our biggest fans: how Asias parents evaluated her first attempts to write - Do you ever dream and think in English? - The dark side of birthdays: 21 was not a good number - Karaoke: were going to sing trashy Russian chanson - The process of writing: ideas, situations, first sentences and titles - New story!!! The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part I - Good news: bearded communities and our doodles spreading all over the Internet like a plague!

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

- LINGVISTOV Team finally together! Asia, Daniil and Landysh are in Saint-Petersburg - Landysh: a bad guide who talks too much and gets easily distracted - LINGVISTOV future plans: Driving Durov out of his Nevskiy office and settling there! - Landysh and a hookah: Sitting in a smoky room and doodling - Message from Rhyne Curton in Charlotte, NC: Our American listener and dear friend! - Tatar-Russian-English or how you can kill Landysh with your bad pronunciation - Unrest in Turkey: Getting the news from the protesters on the street - Americans and Thanksgiving: Turkey pies, turkey donuts, turkey hotdogs, and turkey flavoured coffee - Oh baby soup: Eating a cucumber and drinking milk - Supervision: The mystery of ultraviolet light and x-raying babies - Beardology: Why women find bearded men hot - The Adventures of a Bearded Man in a Beardless World, Part 1 - Our priority destination: McDonalds with hookahs in Egypt - Check out our Doodle Contest: ссылка

- Girly Podcast this week! - Landysh marking her territory with lilies of the valley - Lingvistov team travelling as an entity and reading Bible for an educational purpose - An episode of LINGVISTOV Podcast without Daniil... we are lonely - Romantic story about zombies: or where Twilight creators draw their inspiration from - Asia in Finland: Wonderland where its comfortable to be anyone - Finnish Bob Dylan fans and internal invasion of Finland by the Russians - Charm of bearded women and how a woman can grow a beard - Beauty that frightens and people who feel comfortable with their bodies - Mom, am I beautiful? You have to face the truth as early as possible - Losing weight: sports, dieting and moderation - Addiction: the key is in realising youre hooked - Landyshs special diet: eat as many apples as you like till 4 pm! - Being vegan and doing exercises while youre pregnant - Doodle Contest: vote and submit your entries - ссылка

- Podcasting and drinking: A unique experience for all the members of Lingvistov team - How to train your guests: Want to step on a clean floor? - Mop it yourself first - Spy news! Weird American spies and why spies in reality never resemble James Bond - Celebrity news: Angelina Jolie and her breasts - Whos your favourite actress? - Disadvantages of modern energy resources: birds being killed mercilessly by windmills - Have you been pushkining? Lingvistov podcast finding new use for existing words - A grave mistake averted or porn on the table with a cake - Beginners vs. Elemetary - bloody massacre! - Real he-man Whiskey toothpaste: how can you resist? - Destroying significant historical sites and using cathedrals as deadhouses - The Adventures of Kim Jong-un, the Brilliant Comrade: The end of the Saga - read the whole story on our website: ссылка - LINGVISTOV Doodle Contest: create funny captions and win exclusive prizes: ссылка

- Shopping as a subconscious purpose: If its beautiful and useless, you have to have it! - Serious news: Earthquake in Iran, and why anything happening in the US is more important than major disasters anywhere else in the world - Mystery of North Korean female soldiers: Why do they wear high-heels? Our hypotheses - Medical advice from LINGVISTOV: Love your kidneys. - One-way ticket to Mars: want to lose your bone and muscle mass? Apply now! - Bright future for humanity: If you get too fat you can buy another body! Synthetic bodies and fully sedentary lifestyles of future generations - Slightly tubby Bradford Batman charged with burgling a garage - Who is your favourite superhero? Angelina Jolie of course! - Modern version of Alice in Wonderland: Following giant rats - Time-shifting: quit your job for a medieval or soviet piece of paradise! - Part 6 of the Adventures of Kim Jong-Un, the Brilliant Comrade - Wait for the LINGVISTOV video and follow everything thats going on on our website: lingvistov.ru!

Audiobook "Dear God, know me, from Adam" by modern writer Dom Conlon gives a new funny interpretation of a well-known fable about the birth of the Universe. Besides it is about how parents love their children and let them go... about free will and how even our bad choices are better than blind acceptance. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Dom Conlon We do not own the rights for this short story. You can read the whole text here: ссылка The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

"Last Frontier" is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. Its second part reveals a conversation between Roger Steelson and an extraterrestrial Jayar Narah Acri about what humankind has been searching for throughout the universe and still thinks it failed to find. Enjoy Part II of the short story brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Daniil Yakovenko The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

"Last Frontier" is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. Its first part speaks about young Roger Steelson who meets a friendly stranger in a bar. This stranger has a funny accent and definitely a story to tell. Enjoy Part I of the short story brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Daniil Yakovenko The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

- Germany-themed Lingvistov podcast - a real 100% proven German chef with us - Fun facts about meine hbsche Angela Merkel - "Ich bin ein Hamburger!" Fun facts and Germany: beer, beer and beer again, German sausages, bread, crazy dialects and autobahns - Matthias Trschel, the chef and the traveller, talks about his adventures - Nothing where you get too dirty, nothing where you have to wear a tie: why chef? - Russian cuisine: cabbage, potatoes, dill and the mystery of okroshka - Learning Russian the hard way: да, нет, спасибо, пиво! - Propaganda, Berliner Mauer and modern stereotypes about Russians - Guilt and responsibility: World War II, reputation of Germany in Russia - The remarkable life of Matthias Trschel: a fire fighter and a film star

- French special: forget Paris and Moscow, this is Naberezhnye Chelny, baby! - French news: a disciplined 73-year-old stuck in the supermarket, Russian Depardieu and how Brigitte Bardot can become one of us - French fiscal paradises: 13% or 75%? And why Hollande lacks an Italian wife - A very French Florian in Russia: fleeing October Revolution, Russian "intelligentsia" and Lobachevskiy - The charm of the Russian province, hidden machine guns and why banyas can finish a foreigner - Lazy Russian men: how Asia and Landysh are planning to organize the Liberation de la Femme movement - Lingvistov competition: finish the story and get fantastic prizes from us!!!