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- Medical Section: We do not recommend conjunctivitis - A penis collector arrested for keeping jars of dicks! - A happy penis cave in Thailand - Who the fuck is Justin Bieber? - A penguin suit or a panda suit? - A planet of koalas: It would be so nice - A woman set a forest on fire to help bored fire-fighters! - Now you can study Japanese with our native teachers

- Good morning: Dead neighbors and police - People who like cleaning and fishing: Pure satisfaction - Quiet families and madhouses! - Man burns down his house trying to catch a spider - Jealousy towards pets: I love my dog more than you - Japans most famous school girl is a man! - A question of good taste and bad taste - Do you care about what people say? - The value of traditional families: Is there a point? - Like us! ссылка

- This is no summer! Whats wrong with the weather?! - Lying to students: Do your research first - Speaking and laughing in sleep: Dangerous! - Lingvistov Goats : Waiting for Lingvistov Milk - British registered vampires - How did vampire myths started - Nudefest 2014: even tan or call of nature? - The beauty of the human body: Do artists care? - Participate in our video contest and win prizes! ссылка

- Lines in banks: Feeling of togetherness - Russian men: I am sexy and I know it - Why do old people become religious? - Receiving an apology note from a burglar - Knitting cute toys: A dog, a hedgehog or a rat? - Men who knit: Who says they cant or shouldnt? - An old woman fights with five peacocks in her house! - A woman eats 26 burgers in 10 minutes - Make a video answering the question "Why do you need English?" and win great prizes! More at: ссылка

- Where the hell is the summer?! Is it really July now? It feels like October! - Would we succeed as street artists? - Talking dogs - French boys faked his own kidnapping because he didnt want to go to the dentist - Never trust personal information to your hair-dresser! - Pregnant women doing heavy lifting and running marathons: Why not? - How to smuggle drugs: Useful tips - A girl addicted to drinking gas

- Landysh coming back from UFO - No meat, no fun: Strange eating habits - Laughter is the best medicine! - The ugliest dogs contest in California - "It was not a robber, it was just a ghost, maam" - Bear who was a fan of baseball - Zebra crossing a zebra crossing - Small food on huge plates - Asian food is for Asians - Test your level of English! ссылка

- No-laughter podcast: Landysh strained her chest muscles - Our trip to Asias dacha: Great house, no people around and 6 viktorias - Asian woman chewing glass - Eating stones: How to quickly and efficiently gain 20 pounds - Travel living: Would you like to live this way? - What are your top destinations? - Hungry men go for larger women - Dacha gives you status

- Ufa Special: Landysh rocks in Bashkortostan - The Operation "Poppy": Policemen hunting wild cannabis bushes - Eating marihuana: Our parents happy childhood - Having an English lesson while under the influence: Does it help? - New non-smoking law: Massive protests! - Dating websites for dogs - Teaching cats where to go to the toilet - Asias Dacha: The curse of Viktoria!

- LINGVISTOV team picnicking: Great weather, food and mosquitoes - Introduction to Loserology by Professor Asia - What type of loser are you? Check yourself. - We are starting psychotherapy via Skype: Write to us and we will sort you out! - LINGVISTOV Goat Milk: Milk from English-speaking goats - "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" book - Prostitution: Working? - No, just studying. - Video prostitution: Whats wrong with that?! - Angelina... really, go and eat something!

- Asias crazy family: People can hear them even outside - Italian dilemma: Gesture or steer a car? - The French language: Lets not pronounce half of the word! - Four-legged woman: What did she use the extra two for? - Getting ready to go shopping: Make-up or pajamas? - Virtual reality for chickens: I am the most popular chick! - Sims: You can die there if you havent taken a shower for a long time - Finding somebodys money: Would you give it back? - Asia explains what picnic is: First you get a tent...

- I am good or I am well? - Landysh is learning Chinese: There is no logic in this language! - Chinese curse words: Your sister! - Landyshs trip to France and Italy - Paris catacombs: Pretty, what else to say? - Do the French eat frogs on a regular basis? - Italy: the land of food, slow waiters and too many churches - Communicating and eating in China - Whats the point of learning many languages when you can use only English?

- Mimicking your English teacher: Hi, how are you? - Viktor Ahn: What would you do? - Why do figure skaters get up very quickly when they fall? - Keeping a Christmas tree up because of a bird nest - Drunk birds: Weve got a nest of hungry children! And youve been drinking! - A ghost ship full of cannibal rats - Getting over your fears - Why it is hard to imagine Chelny near the Mediterranean - A pet parrot is a license to grow cannabis - Legalizing marihuana: The USA must have a point

- LINGVISTOV.RU conquers the world with China - Read my neck! Landysh started learning Chinese - Opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympic Games 2014: Did you like it? - TATU?! Really?! - Amazing side of the Olympic Games: Sportsmen and their achievements - The incomprehensible game ever: The history of curling - New game of buttnball: Grow your butts to win! - No North Koreans at the Olympic Games but there are some in space! - Its good to be developed

- Thailand Special! Asias Thai vacations - All you need to know about Thailand: Tips and facts - Tuk-tuk: Whos there? - Thai people and their King: Possible role model for Russia? - Non-aggressive religion: Landysh is officially a Buddhist - Do not touch Thai women! And check if its really a woman btw. - Khun Asia and how Thai people greet each other with "why???" - Dont touch Thai peoples heads! - Guide to Tsunami survival - Thai monkey party: Lingvistov team is going!

- Happy New Year 2014! - The best of Russian cuisine: Salads with a lot of mayo - Ridiculous Olympic Games 2014: How does Sochi take it? - Buying presents for New Year: Landyshs new awesome rucksack - Santa Claus is a virgin - Bibliotherapy: How to treat depression with the help of books - Does your name determine your destiny? - An army of hedgehogs: Kill all the slugs! - The adventures of Lola and Asia "The Bloody Path to Satori" - Part II

- Landysh overslept and Asia being upset with one of her students - Asias secret admirer: How to attract girls attention - Bad surprise: All the best males are already taken! - Great business idea! How to make money if you live on the first floor - Weird artworks that were actually sold - New York souvenir: Your own piece of garbage - What is real art and what is a fraud? - Asias going on a vacation: The best of Egypt!

- Landysh is all about discipline: Waking up later than usual - Hi Diana! Hello! We know that youre up! - Addictions: There are no ex-addicts - Knowing the difference: Appreciating the fact that you dont smoke - Food addiction: Eating food while watching the fly - Building a house out of food - Overreading a book and feeling bad about it - Addiction to TV shows, books, social networks and addiction to nothing - The Romans demand Brad and Angelina! - Weird students: Demanding the teachers full attention

- Vacations of Asias dreams: What can be more exciting than Egypt? - What Asias name means and "Khorosho" in Arabic - Sightseeing or creating your own sights - Olonets: The city of the famous burnt bridge - Gullible friends and neighbors with sense of humor - A Letter from Fred - "Sweet Lorraine": The story of true love - Daniil smoking and using a type writer while listening to the story? - The adventures of Lola and Asia "The Bloody Path to Satori" - Part I

- Being sick in St.Petersburg: The meaning of true romance - Favourite insect: Flies - There aint no introduction again! - Best season for work: Waste of temperature! - Visiting your dentist too often and lack of romance - Asia calms down her dentist: Im fine! The pain will go! - Wiggly roads in Scotland - Cunning policemen in Tatarstan: Evil - Hand signals: Giving a finger and blowing smoke in somebodys face - Visualization: Can we visualize everything? - Our "Finish me Story" competition is finished! You can read all short stories on our website!

- Sounding cheery: Teachers hypocrisy - Storm in St.Petersburg: Flying banners, destroyed bus stops - Curious men peeking into Landyshs room - Would you like to be in psychotherapy: Doctors or friends? - Wonders of Tvorozheniki - Panic: When do you lose control? - Unfair! Peculiarities of driving exams in Russia - Sochi Olympics and WTF is University Games??? - Kamaz: The best place to work!

- A good excuse for not jogging - Daniil is leaving for Finland - the country not that rich in beards - Setting high expectations: In 20 years we will feel sad and ashamed... - Pyramids, looters and how Russian intelligentsia will probably defend Hermitage - Buying stolen artifacts and paintings: Perverts - Reasons for admittance into a mental hospital in 1890s: Novel reading and bad whiskey - Your favorite ice-cream flavour can say a lot about you - What not to donate to a thrift shop - Apple! Call us! We will dedicate the whole podcast to advertising your products, if you pay to us - Get your own corpse wax: Instruction manual - Getting over Lenin: It is time.

- Nobel Prize week: Theres hope for all of us - Why Lingvistov have to be nominated for Nobel Peace Prize - Freezing oneself to be revived in future and hoping for the best - Come to Chelny and we will freeze you just for 100$! - Whats your sexy voice? - Surrogate mothers: immoral or heroic? - Will you marry a person twice old than you are? Pugacheva-Galkin dilemma - Russian conservatism: Government only makes it worse - Angelina Jolie brand: Lips and legs - "Finish me Story Competition" still continues! Send your entries to: info@lingvistov.ru

- St. Petersburg, common cold and sexy voices - Asia and her Winona Ryder craze - Losing and finding voice - Teachers are rioting in Brazil! Can we do the same here in Russia? - Russian teachers: dedicated losers - Asia, you were heard: Every single voice counts - Star Trek economics in Switzerland: A 3000$ check per month for everyone! - Are there criminals in Switzerland?

- Winter mood: Its really cold... - Siris birthday: We are ready to provide our voices for Russian Siri - Siri has a day off: Stop your egoistic requests! - Moldable memory: We can never preserve the original memory - What can you remember the best? Faces, names, number, smells... - Marrying a Boston street - How to clear the hard drive in your head? Theres not enough space! - Listeners questions: If you could learn one random skill what would it be? - British and Russian superstitions: Zastolye and hitting men with boots

- No milk for my coffee: Starbucks vs. Dunkin Donuts - It tastes good! But if you eat it everyday... - Landysh lives in dread of winter - Tablets for your child: What are they really good for? - Should we teach children typing before handwriting? - How often do you actually write? - Digital art and traditional art: Are they of the same value? - Surprise!!! McDonalds plans to give your child a life lesson - Childhood disappointments and our Kinder Surprise craze

- Tanzania lake that could turn you into stone - Your favorite abandoned places and heads of dolls on the bottom of the ocean - Listening to audio recordings of mentally-ill people on a regular basis - Lobotomy: sounds like fun! - Getting in and out of psychiatric hospital: How many of us are actually mentally healthy? - Do not annoy your neighbors: Crazy people - Pennywise in England: Who actually likes clowns? - Adopting a child from other country: Does ethnicity matter? - Ivan the result of Moscow Olympic Games - Racism in Russia: Mikhail Zadornov on drugs - Octonber 3rd 8pm MSK - Lingvistov Webinar on English. For participation write to: info@lingvistov.ru.

- A sleeping man in Daniils room... - Landysh is a hamster! Winter is coming, brace yourselves - Pussy Riot: What was the purpose? - Prison conditions in Russia: Damn, we have no experience... - Love Story: Putin and the majority of Russian population - National Poetry Day in England and Lingvistov Prose Day! - Fighting bad manners with poetry - Subway? Metropolitan? Underground? - Questions from our listeners! Send them in to info@lingvistov.ru - Seductive mice and the thrill of the chase - Men nipples: What the hell?! Why do they have nipples?! - October 10th, 8pm MSK - free Lingvistov Webinar! Join us, email at info@lingvistov.ru - "Finish me Story" competition - Episode 2: ссылка

- Multitasking: Asia is doing exercises while podcasting - Snow in Moscow: The sooner it begins, the sooner it ends - Good old days: Even terrorists are not when they used to be... - Terrorist attacks in Kenya: No Russians are harmed, phew! - Beware of the enemy! Greenpeace or pirates? - Banned books week: are there any books that have to be banned? - Caught abusing drugs at least once? Youre screwed. - Whats the point of prisons? Discrimination against criminals - What kind of crime could you commit? - Animal prints are not permitted in the British zoo - A frog flies with NASA rocket! And how the French hunt down frogs - Stalking rats: Lead me to the Wonderland!

"Jezzy" is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. It tells about a student whose daring fantasies seemed to turn into reality but in truth turned into a nightmare. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

- Conscience is the engine of progress - Weird weather in St. Petersburg: no rain, sunshine and comfortable temperatures - Bass or base: another one of special Landyshisms - Daniil at the rock concert: push, pull and throw! - Sleeping in a train station: Survival guide in major cities - We are making a short film! Next year... - Mongolian shamans in Northern China: Have you been to a fortuneteller? - A parrot that can predict your future: One reason to go to Kazan - Gypsies: they can steal your soul if you look them in the eye... - Do you believe in destiny? - Past, present and future walked into a bar... - Will your dog notice if you are replaced by a robot? - Asia ruins all that we believed in: The mystery of Hatiko - We are launching a series of webinars for professionals about English! Write to us to join in: info@lingvistov.ru

- Landysh is ill and Asia has a brand new small dog in her house - Why old people talk about their illnesses - Why we mimic speech of the people we talk to - Synesthesia: who the hell invented this word?!! - Hearing music while cutting bread: pleasant or tiring? - Depression: merits and drawbacks - Psychology: how weird are you? - What you have to do to provoke Landysh - Dictators: Kim Jong-Un has a baby! Awwwwww! - American woman shoves her husband off a cliff: He deserved it - Finally! Landysh will save our planet! She has superpowers! - The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part IV the last one: Read the whole story and check out the illustrations: ссылка

- Growing food inside your belly: Just plant some seeds! - Professor Yakovenko: Daniil is going to teach English at university - Possible war in Syria: No invading, just a bit of bombing - Sex with robots: will you want to have a robot boyfriend/girlfriend? - Marriages with robots, bridges or the Berlin Wall and dating dogs - Gay parades in St.Petersburg: They are so lovable! - Courting: Is it necessary for men in a relationship? - Guest workers in Russia: Is there really a problem? - Mexicans in the USA: They are a friendly, partying and hard-working nation! - Racism in America and Russia - The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part V

- Whos knocking on your door? Aliens or the government? - Would you like to sell your reputation? - Your golden years will pass: We are being optimistical - Landyshs birthday: Interview with her this week - How many dresses Landysh has and how wonderful it is to wake up to the sounds of crows - Talking pets: giving out where you hide your money - Squirrels: how do you pronounce it? - Weird people you meet on trains - Driving trams, motorcycles and partying in a personal plane - Petrozavodsk - St.Petersburg - Naberezhnye Chelny non-stop train - Which person would you like to meet? Dead or alive - Past and future: enhancing your body - English club live in St. Petersburg! 2pm MSK in "Ukrop", come and see us

- Asia showing surprise, dog art and Daniil early in the morning - Cloud atlas: Scots, the idea of future and audiobooks - We have recorded new short stories! Stay tuned! - Libya Egypt-style: Were the States and Europe aware of what was going to happen? - Talking about Kevin: Why do people go on shooting sprees in the USA? - Pigeon apocalypse: I have warned you, man! Havent you seen my pigeons?!! - Too many "universities" in Russia: Fraud, unemployment and bad education - What major would you choose: We want to be like Dana Scully! - Pathologist is a specialist who specialises in pathologies - You and the bodies: so romantic! - The Case of the Lost Sausage: Part IV - Restless: I like the German word... and I forgot it.

- Asia, Daniil, Landysh and a professional microphone together in St.Petersburg! - Fighting the enemy: Do not mess with Lingvistov! Time to engage the Lingvistov army. - To hell with introduction... again - Conflict in Kashmir: what did you do when you were 14? - Everybody knows crazy Lena: did you have a crazy friend in your childhood? - Make your children create their own toys! - Abominable dragonflies: avoid eye-contact at all costs - Near death-experiences: its all pure chemistry - Life after death: belief in reincarnation and belief in nothingness - Devision by zero: lets look at it from the point of view of a chair - Glowing bunnies: alas, you cant switch it off! - The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part III

- Landysh has a super professional mic this week! We are one step closer to being proper podcasters! - Daniil got partially sunburnt and exhausted his drinking capacity - Extreme service: inhale smoke, drink and get hit with a bat! - To hell with introduction! - You are not my friend anymore! The USA and Russia are going their separate ways. - Romantic adventure of Edward Snowden and comfortable life of Julian Assange - Mummy in an attic: a genuine relic or grandfathers prank? - Practical guide to taking a brain out: Live and learn - Male breasts: Bob from Fight Club and rifles instead of a surgery - Choosing bras for Daniil: the best birthday present ever! - Russians stealing roads and bridges: Random and ridonculous - The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part II - Is your cat right-pawed or left-pawed and how to baptise a cat

- No other story today! Its Daniils birthday!!! - What do we actually know about Daniil - some unknown facts revealed exclusively for Lingvistov podcast! - Spontaneous interview with Daniil - First recollections from childhood: blue baby bouncers and kindergarteners - First school teachers, bad decisions and how the Writing began - Parents are not our biggest fans: how Asias parents evaluated her first attempts to write - Do you ever dream and think in English? - The dark side of birthdays: 21 was not a good number - Karaoke: were going to sing trashy Russian chanson - The process of writing: ideas, situations, first sentences and titles - New story!!! The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part I - Good news: bearded communities and our doodles spreading all over the Internet like a plague!

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

- Achtung! We keep on hearing voices!!! - Conspiracy theory: Daniil is driving us crazy with radio or television... - St.Petersburg weather update: its like October - the summer is over - Check out "The Adventures of a Bearded Man" with our wonderful illustrations: ссылка - No-serious-news podcast this week! - Vampire graves: whose head is it between your legs?! - What makes a vampire a vampire? And hitting a vampire with wooden sticks! - Drunken vampires and other efficient ways to get rid of vampires - Life too exciting? Watch entire train journeys in YouTube! - The age of small attention spans: the opponents of short video creators - The beauty of Russian railway: a lot of not normal Russians, vodka, and dirty socks - Two people having the same hallucination: Should we start worrying about our mental health? - Thank you voices!

- In Finland, youd better have a cell phone if nature calls: Use SMS to unlock public toilets - Cause for celebration: Asia is 100% ours! - Its always good to have something to procrastinate on - Have you missed North Korea? And how is it possible to hide two planes on a cargo ship? - Mass hallucinations: Landysh and Asia are hearing voices! Can you hear them as well? - Getting stuck on a tree while riding a balloon powered lawn-chair - City tour in a bed: or is it just another strategy to increase population? - What aliens might look like: jellyfish, cockroaches, or just like us? - Raining glass: Get a metal umbrella now! - If we looked like reptiles: I met that guy, he had such a fantastic tail! - Extraterrestrial and local cockroaches: social structures and parallel universes - Global warming: See level rise and future storms in the 22 century - Lets blame America! Poor donkeys with backache and in need of therapy - Beardology: Fear the Beard! And how can a woman grow a beard - The Adventures of a Bearded Man in a Beardless World, Part 5 and Epilogue

- This weeks special! Landyshs contagious laughter - Asia is back in Saint-Petersburg and Russia is spending too much money on sporting events - Check out Asias and Landyshs interviews on our website and dont forget to comment them! ссылка - Surprise for Asia: Spontaneous introduction and Landysh being a torturer today - Massacre in Egypt: Soldiers shooting at demonstrators - Russian army: what would happen if no country in the world had an army and nuclear weapons - Asia wants to go to the army: our very own future G.I. Jane - Kremlin buys typewriters: a question of security or do they just like the sound of keys? - Typing or writing by hand: vegetarians, insecterians and hydroponiacs - Beardology: A beard-second or how fast does a beard grow? - The Adventures of a Bearded Man in a Beardless World, Part 4 - Please write to us at info@lingvistov.ru!

- What makes Landysh happy: the company of Daniil and Asia and a good hookah - Visiting a proper bar: smelly bearded men and bear... or green tea for Landysh? - Gay and straight cats: I dont care for them as long as they do not get married - Daniils future in reconnaissance and his topshelf poem about the Financial Service - Snowden case: what is the price of freedom and security? or lets talk about acts of chair - Zombies in the animal world: popping eyes of a ladybug - Zombies vs. Vampires: dead or still alive? and why are world is freaked out by infections - Lets build an artificial whale and swim in the ocean! - Asias trip to Chelny: she and Lola enjoying the book and air-conditioning on the backseat - Beardology: Fidel Castros magical beard - The Adventures of a Bearded Man in a Beardless World, Part 3 - Dont forget to visit our website ссылка The best language learning website ever!

- News Alert! Daniil shaved off his beard! - Asias future adventure: from St. Petersburg to Chelny by car - Landysh going hard core with her diet and turning into a plant - Protests in Brazil and Turkey: the standing man protesting and too "high" bus fares - Differences in mentality and our high limits of tolerance: soon well have the second October revolution! - Cold and heat determine the political regime in your country - Yes, we cat! Morris the Cat, a perfect candidate for mayor - Daniil the Catter: Your guide to interaction with cats - Asia and Lolita: talking to your dog about philosophical aspects of life - Algae as an alternative energy source: not only renewable, but endless, as well as beautiful - Beardology: Get paid for your beard! And catvertising - The Adventures of a Bearded Man in a Beardless World, Part 2 - Philosophy behind the third knee: lets all go bald! - "Dear Listeners!" is our new catch phrase! - Landysh ready to experiment with something more adventurous than hookah - Check out our Doodle Contest: ссылка

- LINGVISTOV Team finally together! Asia, Daniil and Landysh are in Saint-Petersburg - Landysh: a bad guide who talks too much and gets easily distracted - LINGVISTOV future plans: Driving Durov out of his Nevskiy office and settling there! - Landysh and a hookah: Sitting in a smoky room and doodling - Message from Rhyne Curton in Charlotte, NC: Our American listener and dear friend! - Tatar-Russian-English or how you can kill Landysh with your bad pronunciation - Unrest in Turkey: Getting the news from the protesters on the street - Americans and Thanksgiving: Turkey pies, turkey donuts, turkey hotdogs, and turkey flavoured coffee - Oh baby soup: Eating a cucumber and drinking milk - Supervision: The mystery of ultraviolet light and x-raying babies - Beardology: Why women find bearded men hot - The Adventures of a Bearded Man in a Beardless World, Part 1 - Our priority destination: McDonalds with hookahs in Egypt - Check out our Doodle Contest: ссылка

- Girly Podcast this week! - Landysh marking her territory with lilies of the valley - Lingvistov team travelling as an entity and reading Bible for an educational purpose - An episode of LINGVISTOV Podcast without Daniil... we are lonely - Romantic story about zombies: or where Twilight creators draw their inspiration from - Asia in Finland: Wonderland where its comfortable to be anyone - Finnish Bob Dylan fans and internal invasion of Finland by the Russians - Charm of bearded women and how a woman can grow a beard - Beauty that frightens and people who feel comfortable with their bodies - Mom, am I beautiful? You have to face the truth as early as possible - Losing weight: sports, dieting and moderation - Addiction: the key is in realising youre hooked - Landyshs special diet: eat as many apples as you like till 4 pm! - Being vegan and doing exercises while youre pregnant - Doodle Contest: vote and submit your entries - ссылка

- Interview with Mus from magnificent Algeria! - Why a foreigner has a profile in vkontakte: Friends and music - Language issues in Algeria: speaking French like the French - A love story between France and Algeria and the Arab spring - Algerian president: dead or alive? - Strategy of the Algerian government: not to piss off everybody - Marseille - the 49th arrondissement of Algeria - African markets! Colours, spices, sand and the most beautiful sunsets! - Rich Algerian cuisine and bread cooked in the sand - Big Arab families and difficult life of people in Algeria - Cheap work force: intelligent people doing manual work in developed countries - Women in Algeria and why you mustnt take photos of local people - Weird Easter traditions and dangerous Algerian celebrations - Going to France by a boat and burning visas - Colonized brain of the Algerians: poor people of the rich country

- Repeating the introduction and emotions after forgetting to switch on the recorder - Suicide in Notre-Dame de Paris: killing oneself to send the message against same-sex marriages - Why gay people marry? It turns out for the same reasons straight people do. - Is suicidal behaviour a disease? And is it a weakness to commit one? - Anti-depressants: Landysh is living up to an image of a proper artist - Aldous Huxleys experiments with drugs and how the world profited from it - Blackholes can actually be wormholes: would you take a risk? - Travelling through the Universe and how "The Sliders" is the best Tv show ever! - Immortality: you get to be either a cyborg or a vampire, no other options available! And no zombies - LINGVISTOV Doodle Contest: vote and submit funny captions and maybe youll win our T-Shirts! ссылка

- Podcasting and drinking: A unique experience for all the members of Lingvistov team - How to train your guests: Want to step on a clean floor? - Mop it yourself first - Spy news! Weird American spies and why spies in reality never resemble James Bond - Celebrity news: Angelina Jolie and her breasts - Whos your favourite actress? - Disadvantages of modern energy resources: birds being killed mercilessly by windmills - Have you been pushkining? Lingvistov podcast finding new use for existing words - A grave mistake averted or porn on the table with a cake - Beginners vs. Elemetary - bloody massacre! - Real he-man Whiskey toothpaste: how can you resist? - Destroying significant historical sites and using cathedrals as deadhouses - The Adventures of Kim Jong-un, the Brilliant Comrade: The end of the Saga - read the whole story on our website: ссылка - LINGVISTOV Doodle Contest: create funny captions and win exclusive prizes: ссылка