A Hoe & A Housewife

Ever wished you were a fly on the wall during a candid chat between friends? Well, strap in as Natalie keeps things real with Lex on a range of topics on their latest episode of "A Hoe and A Housewife." They peel back the layers on the complexities of relationships, from surprise visits and best friends to navigating breakups and respecting "grace periods." Are we as humans too quick to move on, or is there something to be said for the emotional connections that predate formal commitments?Our conversation takes a dive into the deep end as we explore oral sex, gender stereotypes, circumcision, and the importance of mutual understanding and respect in sexual encounters. Get ready to challenge your perceptions on gender roles and the power dynamics that play out in the bedroom. On a lighter note, they are also talking about the surprising success of the Barbie movie and what it means for the industry and viewers alike.Finally, we reflect on embracing change, expressing gratitude, overcoming fear, destiny, and the importance of taking risks. Tune in, laugh with us, learn a thing or two, and let's shake up the status quo together.

Just when you thought career decisions were tough, Lex drops in with her recent job-selection journey that had her juggling between two exciting offers. Sharing her experience with trusting her gut and following her intuition. Ever experienced the terror of a hangover anxiety, "hangxiety"? Nat's wild night at Buffalo Chip comes with a tale that will make you rethink that extra shot. From raw-dog tequila moments to IV drip friendships, we navigate the stormy seas of partying aftermath, and the myth of needing to be intoxicated in order to have fun.Lastly, brace yourself as we unravel the rollercoaster ride of Johnny Manziel's rise and fall. His story underscores the significance of finding balance and self-respect amidst fame and fortune. Taking a turn to the quirky side, we dive into the girls encounter with their new rose toys and the dreams it spun. From funny anecdotes to awkward conversations, we leave no stone unturned. So buckle up, and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and learning.

Are you feeling the heat? In this latest episode, the girls don't shy away from the scorching realities of what life is like in South Texas and Arizona. As they navigate through their professional lives in these furnace-like conditions, you'll hear how Lex, a waitress, and Natalie, a time-zone juggling professional, cope with the high temperatures and how it influences their daily routines. Also, they attempt to settle a debate – summer or winter, which season gets their vote?As the temperature soars, Nat and Lex also heat up the conversation around Tyler Childers and his latest music video "In Your Love", which has sparked controversy for its portrayal of a gay couple. They lay out their thoughts on the backlash and underline the importance of embracing diversity and spreading love. They touch upon the importance of boundaries in political debates with friends and family. Listen closely as your podcasts hosts discuss how to foster respect and a safe environment while dealing with differing views. But wait, there's more! This hoe and housewife also dive into the intriguing concept of extraterrestrial life and the hilarious meme of the woman on the Dallas flight who claimed aliens are here. A rollercoaster ride of thought-provoking conversation awaits you, so put on your headphones and join them!

HEY HEY! The gals are back in action and celebrating one year of the podcast. They pushed pause on their recording schedule due to some technical hiccups and found themselves in a whirlpool of revelations. From navigating Natalie's jobless phase to sharing unabashed accounts of their past jobs, this episode is a refreshing take on life's ups and downs.Ever thought about living in a mansion with friends after retirement? Or wrestling with the onset of grey hairs? As they march towards our 30s and beyond, they embrace these realities with laughter, sharing stories of reality TV shows and contemplating, dare we say, a 'vagina lift' at 70.Buckle up, hoes, for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and experiences that's guaranteed to make you laugh, ponder, and everything in between. Promise, this is not your typical podcast episode!

HELLO HOES! The girls are back with another episode and they have a special guest, Rob Zastryzny, Nat's husband joining in this week. Get an inside scoop to their marriage and listen in as they share the ups and downs that led to their most challenging year of marriage. 

Flowers is on REPEAT, and the girls are breaking down the difference between fuck boys and finding your true love. Lex is figuring out her social life without a social life, and Natalie is getting ready to move into her new Phoenix apartment.

Nat and Lex are back with another episode recapping Nat's weekend at the rodeo and the weird spidey senses these two feel when they are apart. Let's get into hoes and hoe-ettes. 

Exes come and go, but do they truly ever STAY GONE? Lex is spilling the tea on shady exes, and Nat is giving you the inside scoop on her full production to sending the ultimate hot girl nudes. Lastly, what are the benefits of celibacy and semen retention...we don't know but Kevin Gates has all the information. Enjoy hoes! 

Hello 2023! It is the first Monday of the NEW YEAR and the girls are back in action after a 2.5 month hiatus. Q4 was truly one of the hardest seasons of life for Lex and Nat but they are openly sharing what they have been up to and where they are headed as we all move into a new year. From grieving infertility, aging parents, therapy, and healing inner childhood trauma...IT HAS BEEN A BEAUTIFUL ROLLER COASTER to finish off 2022. 

Is Mercury in retrograde or is it just our sassy-ass attitude? Lol. Lex is having a sad girl week and Nat is picking up where she left off in her fertility journey with Rob. They share the leaked congressman sex tape and wonder how to outlive men. All in this week's episode! Enjoy hoes!

Boo! It is SPOOKY SEASON hoes and the girls are back after a 6-week hiatus. Did you miss them? Because they missed you. Nat shit herself and the girls talk Disney Halloween movies, Jeffrey Dahmer, and personal experiences with the other world. 

It has almost been 10 YEARS since the girls left high school and when the conversation of a reunion came up, Nat and Lex looked back at the last decade of their lives. Did you plan your life at 18? Do you think we all have a calling a life? What advice would you tell your younger self? Listen to this week's episode as Nat and Lex really spill the beans on life's funny way of leading us to our true calling because we all know life never truly turns out how we planned it to be. 

Is being too flirty, slutty? Or is it just charisma and personality? Lex and Nat break it down and share Nat's worst, most embarrassing college bar make-out session. They are digging into hinge profiles. LOL...What are red and green flags for Lex? AND the girls have their FIRST listener's submission. YAY.  

Yeet yeet...Nat is back from Nashville and is still on a high from living her best life in her Joe Dirt mullet with her gang, but is having too many friends fake? Who knows...but Tiktok sure has a lot to say on that topic. The girls get into a core memory of slicked-back hair and gold hoops from their childhood, which this generation now refers to as the "clean girl aesthetic", and they each share 3 lifestyle habits that have helped them live healthier happier lives.

WOW. The girls have been M.I.A...but they are back and feeling refreshed. Your favorite hoe and housewife are spilling the tea and rules of traveling with friends, Nat's toxic drunk episodes lately, and Lex is giving out imaginary ribbons to friends and herself for good behavior. 

He is under 6 ft...What's up, fellow hoes! Your favorite gals are back after an extended Fourth of July break LOL. Join them on this episode as they shoot the shit about coochie sniffers, kitty kat juices, and what makes or breaks those first impressions when all signs point to them being a 10. 

What is up, hoes? Yeah, this is not a conversation we thought we would be having in 2022, but here we are. It is never easy to talk about politics, religion, and sensitive subjects but as a podcast that is in support of women doing whatever the f*ck they want...it would be wrong for us to stay silent on what is occurring in our nation right now. We ask that you understand that we respect and love that everyone has their own opinions, and this is ours. IT IS OK TO HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS. It is NOT ok to disrespect someone for having differing opinions. We love you all. 

Lex and Nat are reunited, FINALLY! The girls are going on a spontaneous trip in two weeks and Lex is feeling much better after a week of being bedridden. In this week's episode, your two favorite hoes break down why we all continuously chase love and shitty people. Is it for the thrill of it? Do we enjoy getting hurt? Do we believe we are unworthy of good relationships? We are all f*cked up on some level but it is time to start chasing yourself and stop chasing fake situationships. 

Hey Hoes! Lex is out sick this week, but welcome to the first Men's Tell All featuring special guests Corey Black and Rob Zastryzny. A male version of A Hoe & A Housewife. Rob Z is Natalie's husband and Corey is one of Rob's teammates from his time with the Chicago Cubs Organization. Natalie gets the scoop on some horrible dating stories...(one may even involve an Amber Heard poop situation lol) and the boys share their advice on overcoming adversity and how baseball has taught them their greatest life lessons. 

Hello Hoes! The girls are back from their vacations and Nat is feeling much better from her throat and cough. Sit back and catch up on Lex's trip to Chicago. Did she find a sugar daddy? Do you believe in soft swingers? And how can you tell if a guy has BDE? Nat shares the struggles she is facing after losing weight, and so much more. Enjoy & Happy Pride Month! 

Lex is 11 months post-breakup. It is time to talk about the ups and downs and the reality of a breakup because Nat and Lex know that shit is not easy. Time to heal and learn self-love all over again, hoes. 

Do we speak spanish? No. Are we proud Latinas? Absolutely. Are we responsible for training men? Hell no. Don't come for us lol we know we are coconuts. We share our Cinco De Mayo/Mother's Day Special and give you our perspective of what it was like being raised in the Hispanic culture. From the stereotypes to generational roles...we get into all of it. 

May is here and so is Mental Health Awareness Month. In this week's episode, Lex and Nat get personal about Nat's story and struggles with depression and anxiety, and identify the difference between temporary sadness and deep depression. 

Golden showers, butt plugs, and swinger parties...oh my! Another week another episode and this time Nat and Lex are sharing how to find self-confidence in the bedroom, public sex, and absolute no-nos in the bedroom. 

Lex is lonely and uncomfortable and can longer be active on hinge...are you bored or are you just lonely? In this week's episode, Nat and Lex go into the struggles of facing loneliness when healing. Let's stop twiddling our thumbs and start maximizing our one-life baby. 

Is grass truly greener on the other side? Join Lex and Nat as they discuss all the aspects of cheating, from the physical act of cheating to emotional cheating. Natalie shares her new toy and the girls get deep into the principles of pleasure. Also wtf is pocket pussy and can we make better sex toys for men? 

Natalie went to a strip club for the first time with her husband and Lex slept in the back of a car after a night out on West 6th. They dive deep into cringey sex talk, vagina fades, and their alter egos (Sophia and Isabella). 

Does being independent lead to loneliness? Do we often lose our identity when we start to become so dependent on our partner? Where is the balance... in this week's episode Nat and Lex dive into finding your independence because before there was "two" there was "you".  Let's learn how we can rebuild our self-worth when you have found yourself getting lost in your partner, parenthood, or friendships. We apologize for the background tapping or static noise you may hear. We were experiencing technical difficulties :) enjoy friends.

Natalie and Lex explain how you could be surrounding yourself with toxic relationships whether it is obvious or very subtle. Are you toxic? Are we toxic? Probably...but let's dive into the tools you can use to identify these traits and relationships. 

Natalie talks about the first time she sharted herself and Lex is going incognito, and what does it mean to be sexually empoweredTrigger warning; we briefly touch on sexual abuse and if you are or someone you know has been sexually assaulted or abused here is the contact information to the RAINN organization.National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-4673Website: www.rainn.org

Welcome to our very first episode of A Hoe & A Housewife podcast! Grab your favorite glass of wine or mixed drink and get to know us, your hosts, Lex and Natalie. We share our journey from being high school best friends to now being roommates all over again, and dive deep into our personal life stories to give you a taste on what you can expect from A Hoe & A Housewife. We are so excited that you are here and cannot thank you enough for tuning into episode one! Love you all! 

Our first take of recording episode 1 turned into a huge BUST but enjoy this little take from our practice round before episode 1 drops!