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2 bitches splainin' to the world about feminism, politics, astrology, some woo woo, and some fun. (There are some previous incarnations of this and other radio shows in the older episodes, but they're all awesome!)

Kelly McClain


    • Sep 6, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 2: September Bitchstrology with Tamara Childs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 60:04


    Episode 1: Bitches Splain Pride: coming out and being an ally

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 60:03


    Kelly & Smarty Pants Lisa discuss Gay Pride, Lisa's coming out stories, and how to be a good bitch and a good ally. 

    Heroine+Bitch=woohoo!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 60:03


    My badass friend Erin Carere from “The School for Heroines” joins us in the Blanket Fort for a super juiced feminine power hour! We discuss soul mates and twin flames and some other stuff

    Patriotism or propaganda?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 60:03


    Questioning the American dream With Smarty Pants Lisa

    Kelly and Jay Varvel discuss the annoyingly human 3rd Chakra

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 60:03


    Some chakras get more attention than others. The 3rd is an unsung hero. So Jay and Kelly have a philosophical chat about the Solar Plexus

    Asian American History from Smarty Pants Lisa's Fam

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 60:03


    In light of the recent (outrageous) violence against Asian Americans, Kelly and Lisa discuss some history of Asian Americans, including some from her own family (hint: she's part Asian!)

    HERstory with Smarty Pants Lisa

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 60:03


    For Women's Herstory Month, Kelly and Lisa present some mostly unsung badass women who did cool shit.

    Breaking down the labels: soul mates, twin flames and karmic relationships

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 60:03


    in this ep, Kelly goes over and breaks down some relationship labels, why you don't really need them, and what's really important in any relationship

    Fatsplaining!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 60:03


    Kelly is joined by Katie Weaver to discuss the politics of fatness, fat shaming, fat discrimination, and the super shady diet industry!

    There's something about Eris

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 60:03


    the astrological and mythological lowdown on the dark goddess, Eris - a badass with a bad rap. She is possibly one of the best archetypes for modern feminism

    Shame! Shaaaame! with Kristina La France

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 60:03


    Food, No F*cks and Fear, with Kristina La France

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 60:03


    astrology charts of Trump and Biden

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 60:03


    Astrology of the 2016 vs 2020 elections

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 60:03


    100 Ways to feel better RIGHT NOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 60:03


    Katie Weaver and I came up with 100 ways you can feel better right now with practically no expense. (This is also a fantastic demonstration of live radio with all its surprises.)

    The Astrology of Serial Killers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 60:03


    After a deep dive into the psychology and supernatural creepiness of serial killers with Raven on her show, we did a part 2 on my show looking just at the astrological charts of 4 or so famous serial killers. The chart patterns and "formulas" are fascinating. You thought Scorpios were creepy? Nope, think again.

    Mars Retrograde info

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 60:03


    Crisann Morgan and myself discuss Mars retrograde both natally and in transit. This upcoming Mars retro on 9/9/2020 is a doozy!

    What's up, Uranus?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 60:03


    discussing Uranus Retrograde with Kristina La France

    Redhead Table Talk with Crisann

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 60:03


    Crisann Morgan and I just chat about what's going on in astrology, ending cycles, and some awesome listener readings.

    Eclipse Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 60:03


    with my colleague and fellow astrologer/Aquarius, Tamara Childs. So.Much.Cancer.energeeeeeee

    Gifts of the Retrogrades

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2020 60:03


    Have you ever thought of retrograde planets as positive? If not, give this a listen! Crisann Morgan loves retrogrades, and so do I!

    Bitches be Manifesting

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2020 60:03


    Manifesting queen and author extraordinaire, Erin Carere joins me to discuss manifesting tips and tricks that really work. We know, because we've been using them!

    BitchSplaining meets DILF!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2020 60:28


    Introducing, DILF - the dad you want to FRIEND. Kevin and Laura discuss their unique approach to parenting and gender roles, the challenges of being a stay at home DAD, and airing REAL marriage issues on their podcast! You can find DILF on iTunes and wherever else you listen to podcasts.

    BitchSplaining with Mark Husson!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2020 69:42


    WTF is intuitive eating

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 60:03


    body acceptance, body trust, HAES, and our relationships with food - with Linda Tucker, intuitive eating coach

    Women's Issues, the Anti Feminism Movement and other frustrating shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 60:03


    changing your relationship with Saturn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 60:03


    my friend lisa and I discuss all kinds of capricorn things, being expert-ish on capricorny things ourselves. Plus current events galore.

    Merry Scary Impeachmas, the Trump Christmas Musical

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 60:03


    The Other Scarlet "A" - Aging

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 60:03


    with Tamara Childs We discuss societal pressures to be perfect, never age, and other bullshit that's deeply ingrained in our collective. Smile, wrinkles are ok.

    Veterans' Day Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 60:02


    In a very special interview, Gulf War combat Army Veteran Patrick (who happens to be my partner) shares his experiences in war, and the deeper meaning behind Veterans' Day. This episode does include some descriptions of war, death, and discussions of PTSD and suicide. But if those are NOT triggers for you, I highly recommend you give this a listen. If you don't have a personal connection to Veterans' Day, you do now.

    Halloween Silliness..I mean spookiness. totally spooky

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 60:05


    with Katie Weaver. Readings and poetry and ...hilarity. BOO!

    The Sexuality Spectrum with Jay Varvel

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 60:02


    discussing sexual expression and bunch of other sexuality topics

    Sexuality and personal evolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 60:07


    Erin Muir of 12Listen digs into my fave subject with me as we try to demystify virginity, and tackle taboos about sexuality as we age. Also, more candy corn...

    Candy Corn, Corruption, and the Pesky Patriarchy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 60:05


    my friend and colleague Kristina dishes the dirt with me about the Patriarchy, toxic masculinity, and why feminine energy is important for everyone!

    Embracing the mystery of October (oh, and impeachment!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 60:02


    Jennifer Dove, an astrological and intuitive colleage at 12Listen, and I dig into our feelings about impeachment and various other current events. Then we talk about what to expect in October's astrology, including (dun dun dun) Mercury retrograde!

    Methinks thou dost NOT protest too much!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 60:04


    This week my friend Lisa and I talk about the importance of protest, activism, and the like...

    The Great Return - Welcome to Reality, Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2019 60:02


    returning to radio to deliver a message of hope to my bitches everywhere...

    Are you gonna eat that?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 73:19


    The answer is YES. Hell Yes. Fuck yes, even.Firecracker chats with Linda Tucker, intuitive eating and body image coach. This show could trigger you if you have an eating disorder. Also, this should could heal your soul and your relationship with your body and food. The bottom line here: listen to your body, eat what you want, feel fine about yourself!!!

    How to have an amicable divorce 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 70:44


    This week we do some chatting about divorce - tips on how to survive one if you must go through it, tips on what to consider before you pull that trigger, and technique for not being an asshole. We also touch on custody, and child support. Aaaaaand, not surprisingly, wander off into related topics like the gender pay gap, the luxury of being a 2 income home, other sundry feminist topics.

    Gone to Prison...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 69:44


    Firecracker is always talking about staying out of prison. But in this episode she talks with a badass woman who goes into prison on purpose on the regular! It's a doggone good interview with Samantha of Marley's Mutts Pawsitive Change Program - an amazing program that rehabs both humans and dogs and saves lives. We talk about motherhood, being a woman volunteer in high and max security California prisons, dogs, and who knows what else. When I reached out to Zach to schedule some talk time with someone from the program, I told him the podcast was primarily feminist content but we were open to all kinds of topics. He said "say no more, I have just the person for you". And a few seconds later there was a group text involving Sam. She was a total pleasure to talk to and she's a badass vegan momma dog training ninja to boot!

    Love and Epidurals and Horses, oh my!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 66:12


    Firecracker has a fantastic chat with Heather Skow, wife of Marley's Mutt's founder Zach Skow, who has been on the program before. A badass in her own right, an animal advocate, feminist, and the ultimate Mother. We discussed how powerful it is for women to lift each other up rather than tear each other down, and how to always look for the light, even when you're knee deep in bullshit, dog shit, or negativity.

    Everyone's Uterus, Christina Applegate's Face, My ass - these are the things I love

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 58:24


    Firecracker and Sparky do some serious ranting about first world problems. But that doesn't make them less vital and important. Body acceptance, Women's reproductive rights, and yes, Christina Applegate...I love you. (Call me).

    What's up Uranus?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 44:11


    If a firecracker explodes in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a noise? Yes. This week Firecracker is solo and is hogging the mic to dish about some basic astrology stuff. Plus your usual rants about feminism and the patriarchy and stuff like that. But also, planets and woo woo and stars, Oh My!

    My 100th Show!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2018 60:03


    Fabulous astrologer and Hay House author Mark Husson joins me to celebrate my 100th show, my new affirmation cards for sale, and to talk about my favorite subject...me.

    Connecting the Dots - by the Grace of Dog with Zach Skow of Marley's Mutts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2017 58:30


    Kelly visits with Zach Skow, the face and founder of Marley's Mutts Dog Rescue in California. Prison Programs, Love, Addition Recovery, surviving death...we cover errrrthang in this hour. It's a favorite!

    Connecting the Dots welcomes Dr. Darren Weissman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2017 58:33


    Connecting the Dots with Kelly McClain welcomes Dr. Darren Weissman to discuss the Lifeline Healing Technique

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