DAENO Entertainment Presents: The Poor Paddle Podcast

The long-awaited third episode of Round the World Lovin with Creek and Niche. From opposite sides of the round flat globe, the married couple jokingly discusses presidential taxes, Creek’s hatred of furniture, Niche’s schemes, their lack of sponsorship, their paths to Islam, family secrets, bad advice, obnoxious confessions, untrustworthy people, why we won’t shake COVID, … Continue reading Round the World Lovin: Family Secrets →

The second episode of Round the World Lovin with Creek and Niche. Listen to the long-distance married couple laugh, love, and argue about everything, from current events to raising children, all from opposite sides of the flat earth globe. Creek’s new name. Quarantine problems. Tiger King. Kung-flu. Governor gaffs. Corona kills. Cardi B. Niche is … Continue reading Round the World Lovin: Here Kitty Kitty →

After a long baby hiatus, everyone’s favorite host, Niche, returns to the show. Hear the banter you love as she and Creek discuss a bunch of nothing from two sides of the flat earth globe. My Corona. Quote of the Day. Female Rappers. DaBaby will slap you. Sniffing fingers. Creek knows nothing. Maya Moore. Get … Continue reading Round the World Lovin: Welcome Back Niche →

Where do you put your condiments? Minimum wage vs. Welfare. Album anniversaries. WTF is a chicken cheese? Travis Scott in the SuperBowl. Sweet Tea and Sweet D. Don’t call me “honey child.” Don’t get RICO’d. Kanye and baby hiccups. Who are the Kangs of R&B and rap? Push gifts. Fortnight lawsuits. Tune in to our … Continue reading Ep39 – CondomMints →

Who is the real kang of R&B? R. Kelly is trafficking persons. Cardi and Offset’s sandwiches. Answers from last episode. Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5KIeSu0R4QLO7rO3OKpadH Google Play Music https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Islhpgicifgjgbzwrn5wkd4mhfi Tune In https://tunein.com/radio/DAENO-Entertainment-Presents-The-Poor-Paddle-Podcast-p1092024/ Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast … Continue reading Ep38 – The Kang of R&B →

Creek breastfeeding your baby. Thanksgiving antics. Niche’s snoring. Calling wrong numbers. Black Friday explained. Ratchet Christmas songs. Bad relationship advice. Stretch marks and coatis. #eitherWay. ChrisBrownMas. Still no dam sponsors, man! Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 … Continue reading Ep 37 – Stretch Marks and Coatis →

Niche and Creek finally return for the 36th episode…from the bed… Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5KIeSu0R4QLO7rO3OKpadH Google Play Music https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Islhpgicifgjgbzwrn5wkd4mhfi Tune In https://tunein.com/radio/DAENO-Entertainment-Presents-The-Poor-Paddle-Podcast-p1092024/ Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast You can also listen to episodes if you go … Continue reading Ep 36 – RIP Spike Lee →

Niche’s last episode? Taking Serena out the trash? Losing should motivate us. The importance of charity. Poo on the door. Don’t buy that Prince album! August Alsina’s love note. Prego brains. Shut up Kanye! Will Smith kisses. Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes … Continue reading Ep 35 – Body Wash Lotion →

Creek and Niche work without an outline and the shade is out…even on Ghani…Hurricane preparation advice. Where were you 9/11? Creek’s mouth gettin set. Throw away Serena. Niche is emotional. Bad relationship advice from friends. Wtf is a superlitive? Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following … Continue reading Ep 34 – Bring Your Husband →

“Men can starve from a lack of self-realization as much as they can from a lack of bread.” – Richard Wright. Nike wins while everyone loses. Jeff Goldblum charity shop. Dining on the moon. Lacking self-awareness. Creek wants to throw Eminem away. Niche can’t let go.  Musical Feature: Ned Harris www.nedharris3rd.com https://www.facebook.com/NedHarris3rd   Tweets by Nedharris3rd … Continue reading Ep 33 – Throw Eminem Away and Burn Nike? →

Niche and Creek pay homage to the late, great Michael Jackson. Born loved, die loved. Flesh-eating bacteria. Kanye apology. Janet remake. Dudes are always terrible. Favorite superheroes. Creek gets people fired, and rants about POWs. Funk Flex Freestyle? Musical Feature: Cronyk Illness  https://www.cronykillness.com/ Cronyk Illness® (@CRONYKIllness) | Twitter A 100 by Cronyk Illness on Spotify Cronyk … Continue reading Ep 32 – Tribute to Mike →

Niche’s butt plug segment. Creek hates saying hooker. Blame it on the babies. Niche’s unplanned announcement. “Throw ’em” away segment. Celebrities eating lions. Money as a tool. Niche is inappropriate again. Creek messing up history again. Weird custody laws. The father never met your vagina. Witness protection. Joyous schizophrenics. Living your best life. Cinematography lessons. Crazy … Continue reading Ep 31 – Don’t buy cocaine or giraffes →

Creek and Niche discuss this week’s topics from the comfort of their marital bed. Nicki’s new album and Twitter fingers. Catching the gay. Dogs breaking up fights. Creek’s bad relationship advice. Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 Spotify … Continue reading Ep 30 – From the Bed →

Niche is back! Creek’s favorite and least favorite US Presidents. Thought’s on R. Kelly’s long @$$ song. Creek’s terrible impressions. Favorite theme songs. “What Washington needs is adult supervision” – Barack Obama Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) … Continue reading Ep 29 – Come on, Robert →

Stop huffing poop. Unconstitutional money from Boston? Creek get’s a language lecture from an 8-year-old. Nothing changes until you face it. Cheering for murder. Stand your ground. Telemarketing woes. Starting a book club. Drugs dealers are cool. “Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.” – James … Continue reading Ep 28 – Poetic Drops of Honey →

WE ON SPOTIFY NOW, BABY! https://open.spotify.com/show/5KIeSu0R4QLO7rO3OKpadH An elephant named Titus. Niche condones killing 1600 Tiki Barbers. Creek and the Confederacy. Niche eats candy rice. Chesticle perspiration. Bad jokes. Kool-aid brian. Go access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us a review!) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daeno-entertainment-presents-the-poor-paddle-podcast/id1337279305?mt=2 Google … Continue reading Ep 27 – Crimea River →

Creek can’t spell DAENO. Niche is inappropriate. Big words are for dumb people. New contest for our listeners! No more black people in Harlem? Hanged from a willow tree. Thirst trappin. Nothing in the Bible says you can’t say f**k. Your favorite platonic chocolate. Racist cookies. Upcoming DAENO performance. “Willow trees are kind, Dear God. They … Continue reading Ep 26 – The Bible doesn’t say you can’t say f**k! →

Creek and Niche are back with extra bones to pick! Don’t be an educated fool. What holidays you shouldn’t celebrate. Who is REALLY responsible for the attacks of 9/11. Attractive vs. Intelligent. Hamhock feets. When to know you’re being insulted. New Episode Every Thursday Morning! Available forever! Go access all episodes wherever you normally access … Continue reading Ep. 25 – He Caused 9/11!!! →

The (maybe) origin of Voodoo dolls. Raising and scarring children. Children scarring their parents. Too many E words. Public school literal and figurative traps. Hiding behind a fake face. Prayer is dope. Slavery and Jesus? Terrible/great movies. Artistic Feature: “Rage” by Cherina https://www.facebook.com/thebestme1 https://www.instagram.com/thebestme1/ https://www.facebook.com/The-Best-ME-925367284184196/ https://www.instagram.com/thebestmesbbwteaser/ Tell them that Creek sent you!   New Episode … Continue reading Ep 24 – Birds & Fish →

The Creek Burger Recipe. Lionel Richie is a jerk. Never look into the eyes of a blind man. Fear vs. terror. Changing famous movies into musicals. Felicia vs. Mrs. Parker. Seasoned meat. Never Poo at home. Flat feet are trash. Artistic Feature: “Save Me” by Zay Spade https://soundcloud.com/zay-spade https://www.instagram.com/zayspade/ Tell them that Creek sent you! … Continue reading Ep 23 – Friday After Next, The Musical →

Creek comes to you from the discomfort of one of the worst hotel rooms ever. Last words from Prince. No Niche?!?!? Terrible restaurants. Creek won’t die for anyone. Love doesn’t exist. It’s ok to slap your wife’s hand. Juice is bad for you. Artistic Feature: “Emotions” by Jay Carlos Soundcloud: Jay Carlos Music Jay Carlos … Continue reading Ep 22 – Creek Refuses to Die →

How to repel asthmatic men. French terrorism. Educate yourself. Niche’s bad language. The pen vs. the gun. Most useful advice from family members. Irrational men? New health tip of the week. Creek is a racist. Artistic Feature: “The M Word” by TAB https://soundcloud.com/tall-and-bony/the-m-word-prod-soda-slim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCs9uzj9-r8 https://www.instagram.com/tall_and_bony/ https://www.facebook.com/tallandbony?fref=search Tell them that Creek sent you!   New Episode Every … Continue reading Ep 21 – Fellas…the ‘stache… →

Niche is back! Drake vs. Pusha. Creek’s unlikely love for obscure lady songs. Niche’s peach tea. Scariest movie ever. You’re Beyonce. Embrace the imperfections that Creek hates about you. RIP to a dear friend…and Jim Carey. Rosanne Bar. Escuchar. SZA’s unknown filmography. Artistic Feature: “OE” by Dre A.K.A. Mr. TCE http://truecousinsent.com/TrueCousins_Entertainment,_LLC/Welcome.html https://www.facebook.com/TrueCousinsEntertainment/?ref=py_c https://www.youtube.com/user/TrueCousinsENT https://www.instagram.com/mr_tce/ Tell … Continue reading Ep 20 – Canadians Can’t Say the N Word →

Where’s Ms. Purdy? Race isn’t scientific. Don’t send your kids to school. Cheating Ramadan. Bucket lists. Recruiting LeBron. Creek brings this episode of Poor Paddle to you from the good ol’ Buckeye State. Enjoy! Artistic Feature: “Love” by Poetic Lee https://www.facebook.com/PoeticLee5/ https://www.instagram.com/rishardlee5/ Featured Businesses: Black Men On The Move https://orgsync.com/1307/chapter https://www.instagram.com/wsubmotm166/ https://www.facebook.com/wsubmotm/ Natural Foods Plus … Continue reading Ep. 19 – We all look the same with the lights off →

Creek’s enchanting voice. Run through your goals and do the D-X “suck it” sign. Creek vs. pit-bulls. Disappearing internet. Sense control. Ramadan. No such thing as dinosaurs. All this and more on this episode of middle Georgia’s favorite podcast (self-proclaimed). Artistic Feature: “Down” by Amani Mafioso https://soundcloud.com/amani-mafioso https://www.facebook.com/SosoGodd/ https://www.instagram.com/yosotrippy/ Featured Business: Bevel https://getbevel.com Tell them … Continue reading Ep. 18 – Pitbulls in Prison →

Quotes from a dope poet. Jesus was a black Muslim. Thoughts on Kanye’s crazy @$$. Stop giving a shyt. A sleep deprived Creek rants about everything you shouldn’t care about.  #starBuckSmash #dontDecideToNotRide Artistic Feature: “Love Is” by Jus Will https://soundcloud.com/willwillking https://www.facebook.com/jus.will.58 https://www.amazon.com/MissedPrint-Poet-Jus-Will/dp/0988393999 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVGmiBg5G2gLpUr_CK7sWKQ https://open.spotify.com/artist/191emdIdoIlUnLBbFSHYo2 https://www.instagram.com/juswillpoetry/?hl=en Featured Business: KHAM Radio http://www.khamradio.com/ https://business.facebook.com/KHAMRadio/ https://www.instagram.com/khamradio/ Tell them that … Continue reading Ep 17 – Stealing G-d’s Shine →

Ghani is back in the studio! Still saying nothing, though. Tune in as we discuss everything from Meek, to the Sixers, “public figures” on social media, and more! Creek makes a weird promise. #starBuckSmash Artistic Feature: “Manic” by Dae soundcloud.com/lil_dae Featured Business: Fly Grooming Barber Shop 627 S Houston Lake Rd Warner Robins, GA 31088 (478)333-5700 … Continue reading Ep. 16 – Emancipation →

“Don’t bring a comb to a 4C fight” This week we went without an outline, at a listener’s request, and still the ridiculousnicity continued. Creek and Niche implore you to join in taking a stand! Post your videos using the hashtag “#starBuckSmash.” Poetic Feature: “Hair Appeal” by Sassy Lips https://www.instagram.com/sassylips_poet/ Featured Business: Do Your Travel … Continue reading Ep 15 – #starBuckSmash →

We’re back, but in a new location! Tune in baby! #dontDecideToNotRide Musical Feature: “Talking to You” by Knowledge https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEYKtynCknESaXQ4YTp7aQA https://www.instagram.com/knowledge_dmvproductions/   Featured Business: Marlie Mahogany Hair https://www.instagram.com/marliemahogany/ https://www.facebook.com/pg/MarlieMahoganyHair/services/?service_id=1461446660568318 MarlieMahogany@gmail.com   New Episode Every Thursday Morning! Access all episodes wherever you normally access podcasts, including (but not limited to) the following sites: Itunes (Please write us … Continue reading Episode Fourteenth – Slavery was never extirpated? →

We’re so sorry we left you…without a podcast to step to? Nah. That’s dumb. We’re back yal! Slave movies. Who TF is Lancelot? Power struggles. Niche’s explosive diarrhea. Sit-ins are dumb. Creek doesn’t know what boycott means. MLK and Jesus. Sorry Jesse. Bad wholistic remedies. Casting couches. Musical Feature: “Move On” by Romonta Allen https://www.facebook.com/Romonta7 … Continue reading Episode Thirsteen – Back From Siesta →

Fine line between frisking and groping. Creek is still bitter. Niche selling shirts? Wtf is up with Oprah? Money vs. Time. Feets at the airport. Gender equity. Tune in every Thursday morning as Creek and Niche talk about a whole lot of nothing! What will be the question of the week? Wtf does the “E” … Continue reading Episode Chwelve – Poo Alike but Pee Different →

Numerology of 11. Niche having quadruplets?!?!? Best and worst First Ladies. Advice on success. Ass is in the Bible. Don’t eat piggy backs? Loose kids. Poltergeist stealing radio. Brown dudes with beards. What will be this week’s quote and question? Send us your answers! Rate and Review us! Musical Feature: “Clouds” by Ebony Bunnz Mixed … Continue reading Episode 11 – Only some women should have beards →

In honor of International Women’s Day, Niche decides to hijack the show, much to Creek’s chagrin. Listen as chaos ensues. What does Niche say the E stands for? Wake me up inside. A man as woman of the year. Niche rapping and singing. Bad teachers. Risen yeast. Wtf is an ROTC teacher? Give us some … Continue reading Episode Tin – Niche Takes Over The Show →

Hopefully each episode is more better than the last! Creek is Bianca. Niche is staging a coup. Bad dates from our listeners. Words of wisdom from Leroy and Jermichael. Introspection. Facebook pettiness. Tyrone got a head like a loaf of bread. Future guests? Listen in to the proposterousnicty from Creek and Niche as they teach … Continue reading Episode Nein – Everything That’s Hit Gon’ Holla’ →

Poor Swahili. Ruined Quotes. Terrible Black Panther Review with NO Spoilers. Martin coming back? Tears for Wallace. Grumpy White Man returns to answer the question of the week. Niche’s Pet Peeves. Alienating more listeners. Tune in as this ridiculous duo returns for the eighth week of inappropriate commentary. Musical Feature: “Black Excellence” by Xoul City … Continue reading Episode Ate – Don’t Carry A Bag Of Wrenches On Your Neck →

Everyone hates Valentine’s Day until they receive gifts! Niche and Rome “Envisage” Creek get completely out of hand this week, but what else is new? Creek proves that he doesn’t know the difference between Judaism and Catholicism, and sneaks in another bad sports prediction. The real Quote of the Week returns. Relationship advice and introspection. … Continue reading Episode Sweven – Valentine’s Day Sucks and Welfare is Biblical →

The Sixers are Next! Listen as Creek and Niche celebrate the Eagles winning the Super Bowl and Creek makes a bold prediction that he will, almost certainly regret. The Patriots dynasty is done. Pastor Troy got hitters. JT is trash. Niche’s controversial Top 5 rappers. Responses to listener feedback. A heated argument about man-laws. And … Continue reading Episode Sith (Lawd) →

Women Don’t Think Mo’Nique is Funny. Get your finger out of your nose. I need to enuncikate. Flu shots are dumb. Don’t treat others the way you want to be treated. Listen in as Rome E. Creek returns with a special guest to discuss current events, morality, health & wellness, local business, good music, and … Continue reading Episode Fife (We On Point) →

Welcome back to the show! Rome E. Creek returns with more of his bogus perspective and manic ramblings. Listen as he rants about The Fast and The Furious franchise, insults random celebrities, tells awkward stories, and more!

The ramblings of a crazy person. Welcome to the very first episode of the Poor Paddle Podcast, presented by DAENO Entertainment. Listen as Rome E. Creek rants about New Year’s resolutions, “X-mas,” credit scores, and much more.