Fifi Quest

Howdy do, my hokey little hobble-horses! Es la hora de FIFI QUESTO!!!!! Today I'm talking about the Trans Boss Bottle, team. The Big 'Un. The Whole Chalupa...BOTTOM SURGERY. It's time for the Fifster to get the wheels in motion on the Ol' Penis B-Gone. And I'm here to share all about it! Thank you Lovely Lakitus for your support as always. Love ya bunches!!!

Howdy do, my peppery little pikas! Butter up the pan for a bloody slab of FIFI QUEST!Today I talk about turning down a job and all the FEAR that comes with that. I talk about "choosing me" in a way based in self esteem rather than selfishness. If there's anything I've learned this year, it's that love has always been all around me, and my only issue was my willingness to choose it. I talk about what it takes to cross the distance between fear and love that feels big as a lightyear and short as a millimeter at the same time. I hope you're having a wonderful, joyful, free-spirited holiday season. Love ya, my crispy little crawdads!

Guten Abend, my chatty little chinchillas! I'm breaking out the serving spoon for a healthy dollop of Fifi Quest! Today, I'm talking about having FIVE YEARS SOBER YAYYY!!! I talk about how differently I look at years going by now. I used to become so depressed around my birthday because it forced me to reflect on a life I hated, but last Saturday I broke down in tears because I was so grateful for the life I had!! I also share what I didn't realize would be a sad story about how I used to celebrate my birthday in the past. Also! I'm clowning out on TikTok these days, and have ingratiated myself with the tech-savvy fetuses who propagate it!Email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com. Love ya, my catty little kernels of candy corn!

Ahoy, my fellow Wives of the Sea! Ascending from the deeps of the Mariana is a new episode of Fifi Quest! Today, I'm talking about Hugging the Cactus. I'm talking about showing love to parts of ourselves that are not only difficult to face, but that might actually be hurting us. Something I've been thinking about lately is that I'm not entirely sure if personality traits can ever be removed. But I believe that I can be integrated. They can at least be brought into awareness, or better yet, pointed toward a new purpose! And the only way I've found to do that is with love. Antagonizing a part of me only makes it antagonize me back. Drop me a line at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com. Love ya, my spindly little sea urchins!

Salutations, my sweaty little stallions! It's time for Fifi Quest! Today we're talking about CONTROL. I've found that as a trans person control is something I have particular issues with. Growing up trans means being denied a precious, vital, fundamental part of yourself, and when you start to get later in life, it's seems natural to GRAB IT WITH ALL YOUR EFFING MIGHT so it can't be taken away from you again. But this just ends up squeezing the life out of it. And what better way to explore the nature of psychological control than with some BDSM? Natural Progression! Email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com if you wanna cluck it up like a couple'a hens. Love ya, my little bowls of bread pudding!

Guten Morgen, my Lords and Ladies of Chaos! Shady's back with an all new episode of Fifi Quest! Today I'm talking about VIDEO GAMES! I've gotten back into them over the Pandy, and I've been having a hoot! I was super into them as a kid, and at some point I decided "Adults don't do this having fun is stupid grumblegrumblefart." But now I'm having an absolutely HOOT with them! Although I guess I'm the only tran in the world who doesn't play Animal Crossing. I don't get that crap for the life of me. For real, write in to fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com and explain, but I'm at a loss, team! Also, I talk about my relationship to time. I talk about being a "time anorexic" and how I'm learning to be less afraid of the flow and progression of life. Thanks for listening! Your girl would love a rate and subscribe and a spreading to and fro! Love ya, goobers!

Howdy-do, my malty little magpies! Here comes a hot dollop of Fifi Quest! TRUMP LOSTT!!!!! YAYYYY!!!!! Today I talk about the moment I broke down and realized how stressful that presidency really was and how RELIEVED I was when it finally sunk in. Also, I talk about passing in public for the first time!!! That's right! Your girl is slippin into cis world undetected to contact my various schemes. Email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com. If you love the show, please rate, subscribe, and share! Love ya, my little egg noodles!

Hey there, my sweet little upland waterfowl! Here comes a new Fifi Quest! Today I talk about mental health issues! Specifically, CRIPPLING ANXIETY. I'm at a point where going to the grocery store has become a near traumatizing task, and THIS IS NOT OKAY. There was a time in my life where I didn't think I was worthy of having a lived experience that actually felt good, but now I'm realizing that it's INSANE to think that it shouldn't be! If you're just joining the show, I was forced to leave my job after enduring months of transphobic harassment which triggered a nervous breakdown and hospitalization. I'm on disability for a bit, but I've started a GoFundMe to help out as well. If you guys would like to donate to help me out in this time, I'd be eternally grateful. Think of it like a Patreon with Trauma https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-fifi-pay-rent-after-transphobic-harassment?sharetype=teams&member=6205908&pc=fb_tco_campmgmtbnr_w&rcid=r01-160322126693-97f00c74992a4c20&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_lico%2Bbanner&fbclid=IwAR0yOnhHz4k6rO3nSiwDKZ-UwarN8D2NHP8dYqUk14keBXwrHM2hfxUba7YAnd email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com ! Love ya!

GoFundMe for my Mental Health Situation: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-fifi-pay-rent-after-transphobic-harassment?sharetype=teams&member=6205908&pc=fb_tco_campmgmtbnr_w&rcid=r01-160322126693-97f00c74992a4c20&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_lico%2Bbanner&fbclid=IwAR1J9TD4Bx7_EOiXuqyis7hcdBKHYPxrWj5ELgypcHHSrm8yBGt1FJ6sChQ

Good gracious, my little simmery little scallops! It's time for a new Fifi Quest! The podcast where I tell you what's going on in my transition from male to female week by week. On today's episode I talk about enjoying a lovely cup of hot cider full while I knit a sweater and study the Holy Scripture and ohgeeshucksIdon'tknow...maybe starting an OnlyFans!!! YUP. I TALK ABOUT IT. I talk about how I'm considering taking part in the newest oldest profession and how that might actually be a spiritually beneficial thing for me. Also, MONEY. I can't help but wonder how many guys out there might be interested in a girl with lovely yet man sized feet. I just typed that sentence out and felt the Internet move, knowwhatImean? Thanks as always for listening, and please post the show on your social media's hither, thither, and yon! And feel free to email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com. Love ya, my little candied and un-candied yams!

Hey, my little baggies of Hot N' Spicy Chex mix! The Norse god Loki has mated with Angrboda on the plains of Midgard, and given birth to the children Fenrir, Hel, and a new episode of Fifi Quest! Today I talk about needing help. To be perfectly frank, I was dealing with repeated transphobic remarks at my job which I have been trying to confront and deal with for what I realized is a long time now, and well, I talk about everything I chose and needed to do to deal with it!Thank you all so much for listening/watch! Share it all around on the soc meeds, and I would love if you could leave a review on Apple Podcasts! And as always, email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com for any old reason at all! Love ya, my chirpy little Idaho chukars!!!

Heidi-ho, my little decorative Thanksgiving displays! You climbed on the good couch and got spritzed in the face with a spray bottle full of Fifi Quest! Today I talk about planning for hairline restoration surgery, and I take a little moment mid show to recenter myself before I offer a stirring defense of the much maligned candy corn. YEAH, it's just sugar. You gotta a problem with that, character? Also, I talk about saying hi to a stranger in public because I thought she was trans....and it turns out she wasn't. As we say in my home state of South Dakota, that's a real fuckin' Uff Da. Thanks for checking the show out, and I would thank you kindly to rate and subscribe, and post it hither, thither, and yon! And as always, email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com if you want to reach out! Love ya, my moist little scones!

Howdy-do, my pokey little puppies! I'm breaking out the fancy holiday serving spoon to scoop you a dollop of FIFI QUEST! Today I talk about how...my tits are coming in! Like, REALLY coming in! Like I can't hug people without excruciating pain, coming in! Also, I talk about the show Succession and how Roman Roy's issues with sex are an actual condition called sexual anorexia which I have. It manifests differently for everyone, so I've never jerked off in a corporate office (Glass ceiling, amirite? ;) ) But I talk about what it is and what I do about it! Also, I talk about FOCUS, and how leaving my compulsive need to prove myself professionally wasn't actually an asset to me at all, and how without it, I'm actually freer to focus on my goals!Shoot me an email at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com, and please rate/subscribe on Apple Podcasts, like on YouTube, and share the show around if you want to see more! Love ya, my little tubs of apple butter!

Hey there, my dainty little dugongs! Tuesday means two things: 1. We pay homage to Tyr, the Norse God of War. And also new Fifi Quest!!Today I'm talking about quitting stand up comedy. For realsies. I'm not saying I'll never do a set again, (I wouldn't say never for anything, really), but for now, it's time to shed some things that are no longer bringing me joy. I talk about what it feels like to remove a massive part of your life and how even if it's no longer a good thing, the loss still comes with grief. But most importantly, I talk about how to move forward with positivity, hope, and faith! As always, I'd love if you could support the show by rating and subscribing wherever you listen, and feel free to write me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com. Love ya!

Hey my buttered little corncobs! Fifi Quest this week is live from Kolob Canyon in Zion National Park! I belch hideous blasphemies across the rock cliffs of Utah, talk about the importance of Star Trek: The Next Generation in my transition and have a chat with another traveler coming from Arizona! Shout out to Wisconsin Bob! Email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com, and thanks for watching the show!AND REMEMBER LIVE FIFI QUEST AT THE COMEDY STORE IN HOLLYWOOD THIS SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 10TH!

Ring a ding ding! It's a new Fifi Quest! This week I talk about getting for real lost in the Colorado wilderness and how I had to swim through a pond to get out! Also, I talk about why I will ALWAYS drive instead of flying to a vacation spot. You ever go to the airport and see the world's biggest thermometer or a still functioning A&W infested with rats? No, you do not. Also! I leave the recording running while I go to blow my nose and refill my water, and I explain why I that's the most important part of this podcast! ZEN SHIT, MAN. Email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com, and if you guy could please rate the show and spread it around to your friends and feeds, Love ya, my little packets of heirloom tomatoes!

What up, my shiny little noodle strainers! It's Whoop-Ass O'Clock, which means time for Fifi Quest! This week I talk about upping my hormone medication, and how inspired I was by the Chicago Bulls Netflix documentary! I've concluded that Dennis Rodman, Deadpool, and Bugs Bunny all have the same sexuality. I don't give a blind owl's hoot about sports, but I'm not kidding when I say I was inspired, because I'm FIRED UP THIS WEEK!I'd thank you kindly for a rate/subscribe and if you could share this podcast around the InterTubes, and as always, email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.comLove ya, muffins!

From the dark, Carpathian forests of East Hollywood, it’s Fifi Quest! After some moderate rocking out, I talk about exorcising deep levels of shame, and how not to live as an adult by just casting new players in the same roles in the same helpless little childhood story. WE’RE WORTH MORE THAN THAT. Also, all trans woman love at least one of the following: 1. The Sopranos. 2. Black Metal or 3. Tom Waits. I discuss at length. Email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com! I’d love it if you could rate and subscribe and subscribe to my channel! Love ya, my stuffed little turkeys!

Zipzopzoopetybop…It’s an all new Fifi Quest, my Sluglords and Slugladies! Today I give you a real BOOT TO THE ASS in the stayin’ positive department! You ask me, we’ve been needing it ‘cause we’ve been SLUFFIN’ OFF! I also talk Tinkerbell’s snubbing in the Disney Princess Canon, and about buying prepaid time for Internet access in the Days of Yore, and how that could very well save civilization. And then you know what? We all stop and take a deep breath or two! It feels good, dude!I would thank you kindly for rate and subscribe and to spread this little Morse Code Transmission of a podcast here and there and everywhere! And feel free to write into the show at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com Love ya, dorks!

Hey my little gooseberry muffins! We're goin' HOG WILD on today's episode! I talk about, for real, HOW MUCH BETTER SEX IS AS A WOMAN, getting my first home hair removal device to be a Laser Tits McGee, and blowing open the box I've been living in! (Figuratively speaking)Consider me an owl with throat cancer, 'cause I DON'T GIVE A HOOT.

Welcome back to Fifi Quest! Today I, an elderly woman, sit in rocking chair with the frail warmth of a shawl upon my translucent skin and spin a tale to the spritely zoomers about my days of emo in Omaha, Nebraska in the 2000's. Good gravy, I never thought I'd be looking back at the Bush years in nostalgic warmth. Also! I talk about how not only recognizing but RESPECTING old fears and beliefs are a vital step in moving past them.Thanks for watching! I would love if you could subscribe to my channel and rate on Apple Podcasts!Want to email me? Hit me up at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com

Today I talk about transitioning into a cowgirl! I want to be the rootin'-est, tootin'-est, little trans cowgirl in East Hollywood. Oh, also I.....breakdowncryingbecauseI'mafraidI'lneverlooklikearealwoman whatever FFIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEE.....

Fifi Quest documents my, Fifi Dosch, formerly Joe Dosch's transition from male to female! Today I talk about quarantine-ass options for laser hair removal and a series of foreboding identity crisis nightmares involving Halo on a first generation Xbox. This is back when game consoles were made out of wood and stolen Iraqi jewels, children. My asshole is not a vagina, but you're not a vagina either, buddy. I don't know what I'm talking about. I miss people. Email me at fifiquestpodcast@gmail.com. I'd love to hear from you!

WUT UP MUH DOODZ. The Fifster has returned from Montana, where the sweet air of freedom befouled my California lungs like a noxious fume.. I return to LA where I talk about accepting humanity's imperfections, and how transitioning into a girl really F's up your relationship with your male friends!

The hills are alive with the sound of happy crying! Fifi Quest comes to you this week from my favorite place in the world, Bozeman, MT! I explain why I had to get out of LA for a bit, and how this place is where I started to learn about happiness, and how now I'm back as the real me!

Today I talk about getting my first bra and no longer letting my burgeoning tits flop about willy nilly like the hairy legged women of San Francisco!

Guysguysguys!!! I got catcalled for the first time!!! I'm so happy and insulted and FURIOUS at the thought of it ever stopping!

Today on Fifi Quest Podcast, your favorite 33 year old T-Girl squares up with this dork ass bitch JOANNE ROWDOG. I use my remaining morsels of testosterone to shove her into a locker and supplicate the prom queen, thus restoring the natural order of things.

Welcome to Fifi Quest! This podcast documents my, Fifi Dosch's, gender transition from male to female. Today I talk about how LA"s doing in the aftermath of the George Floyd protests. It's......................not great. But more importantly, I talk how about to still belief that life is good even when horrible things challenge that belief.

Today I talk about having a bad day, about feeling like "Joe" more than Fifi and yeahyeahyeah three hundred and forty six thousand deaths but WHEN CAN A GIRL GO BUY SOME DECENT FOUNDATION?!

I talk about being a trans girl traipsing around a red state and how I was miraculously impregnated by Gavin Newsom so he could demand I have an abortion.

I talk about learning to play bluegrass music on the mandolin and growing a pumpkin patch. Also, hear how offensive art saved my life.

Check out Fifi's Fun Spots on my YouTube channel!

NEVER MIND THE TRAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

NO WHININ' IN THE 'TINESTAY POSITIVE. AMERICA.

I'm wearing no makeup because I was like, "It's like a sleepover because the quarantine is definitely going to be over soon!"

Episode 2 of Fifi Quest! I'm thinking that after I get my dick cut off, I'll get it stuffed. Then carry it around and pet it like a cat.

Welcome to Episode 1!