Going Hard Podcast

Yeah, okay, then. This episode WOULD have been good, but Alan turned it into a one man show. It's still alright, but, well, give it a listen and see for yourself. We love you.

Sup, ladies? This episode is iconic. Josh discusses the behavior of cheating women, Alan is exceptionally autistic, Producer Matt rolls up a couple of nice joints, and the podcast ends with a song about Global Warming and the liberal media. Hope you enjoy it. I think you will.

Pleasant evening, everyone. It's Producer Matt's birthday, so the boys give him a day off. Meanwhile, Alan and Josh discuss super volcanoes, Donald Trump's best jokes, and foreign oil. This is good. Watch it.

Sup? Honestly, I was pretty wasted for this one. And then I edited it right away and don't remember much of what was said. Probably some offensive stuff in here. Hopefully not too bad. Anyway. Enjoy.

Oh, no way. The boys are back in town! Alan, Josh, and Producer Matt make their epic return to podcasting! This episode features fetish talk, baby chopsticks, and Tito's vodka. Please enjoy. Love you. Missed you.

Hi, everyone :( The rumors are true. This is our final episode. But on a positive note, the podcast ends triumphantly: with another power hour! The boys sit around and get hammered and compliment each other. It's pretty gay, but also heartwarming. Hope you guys enjoy it, and I hope everyone enjoyed whatever the Hell it was we did for two and a half years. Chyeah!

Hello. This episode is not the last. Josh is embracing an anti-woke philosophy, Alan is distracted, Producer Pete has his own camera, and the episode closes with a song that acknowledges the horrors of Global Warming. It's best you enjoy this one.

Hey, fellas! This episode is gay. Producer Pete gives the boys a marijuana update, Josh does meth, Alan is on the ball, and the podcast closes with a song about doing your own thing and not letting anyone get in your way. Enjoy the episode, everyone!

Eyyyyy-oooooo. This episode is intoxicated. Ethan Pedersen joins the show! Josh tries to find a lighter, Alan kills a rabbit with a rock, Ethan doesn't want to see a big penis, Producer Pete goes up and down the stairs, and the podcast closes with a Peter Dickitt hit. Please enjoy. You must enjoy.

Good morn', ladies and 'gents. This episode is historical. Josh is dabbling with sobriety, Alan leaves several times to care for his infant, Producer Pete discovers the secret of William Shakespeare's origin, and the podcast closes with a Shakespeare-themed song. Enjoy. Or whatever. Who cares?

Hello, all. This episode is chaotic. Josh tries to classify COVID truthers, Producer Pete grabs second mic, Alan meets the pizza guy, and the podcast closes with a song about an indecisive man. Do enjoy.

Sup, yall? This episode is high voltage. Josh gets locked out of his apartment, Alan captures a Subway employee, Producer Pete skips work, and the podcast closes with a song about booze. Please enjoy. Please tell your friends and family. Please. For God's sake, please.

Teehee. This episode is topical. Josh recalls a trip to the Pride parade, Alan has a gravy problem, Producer Pete is attracted to fat people, and the podcast closes with a song about growing marijuana. I hope you like what you hear. I hope you like it a lot.

Hey. This episode is just a whole lot of fun. Josh feels like he doesn't get any sleep anymore, Alan is reluctant to customize his vehicle, Producer Pete is in the zone, and the podcast closes with a song by Big Bow Wow. I hope you guys like this one. Really, I do.

What's going on, man? This episode is special. Chase Raeder joins the boys once again, Josh gets visited by a male succubus, Alan experiences sleep paralysis, Producer Pete gives up the shirt off his back, and the podcast closes with a song about the importance of the podcast. This is a good one, guys. Enjoy it.

Teehee. This episode is far out, man. Josh does a heroic dose of DMT, Alan knows the ratio of every male genitalia, Producer Pete gives Josh greens, and the episode closes with a Bad Bunny-inspired beat/song. Thanks for listening everyone. You're good people. We're not, but you are. I like that.

Hello all. This podcast is really good! (that's a lie) Josh tells the truth when he lies, Alan talks about the coolest community service gig of all time, Producer Pete is the voice of reason, and the podcast closes with a homemade tune. Enjoy this. It might be the last one ever.

Yo. This episode is racy. Josh tells the story of getting scammed in Vegas, Alan tells the story of his wife getting scammed at kickboxing class, Petey is a lifelong scammer, and the episode concludes with a song about Las Vegas. Do enjoy now!

This episode begs the question: Does this get funny? You decide. Josh is winning, Alan's cat is dying, Producer Pete is actively trying to cancel the podcast, and the podcast closes with a song about Alan and his cat. Enjoy?

Sup, gaylords? This episode is calming. Josh is leery about how good his life is going, Alan's wife is a kickboxer, Producer Pete is back and in rare form, and the podcast closes with a homemade song. Enjoy this, you must.

Hi everyone! This episode is incomplete. Producer Pete is absent, Josh has questions about the drag community, Alan explains the scandalous Got Milk? campaign, and the podcast closes with an Amy Winehouse-inspired song.

Sup, bros? This episode is really funny. Josh realizes that he is not a fighter, Alan is a real special boy, Producer Pete thinks Josh is a hot guy, and the podcast closes with Producer Pete-themed karaoke song. May God be with you. And may you be with God. Enjoy!

Hey. This episode is an episode. I was playing video games with my brother while I was "editing" this podcast, so there might be some real unfunny and/or offensive stuff in here. I don't know, man. Apparently, we talked about crib death? That's not a super funny topic... so, yeah. Enjoy the episode!

Hi boys! This episode is off the chain! Josh no longer thinks creatively, Alan talks about poop, Producer Pete is a good boy, and the podcast closes with a song about breast milk. Enjoy!

Hello. This episode is a little crazy. Alan remembers his high school nickname, Josh believes in a dystopian future, Producer Pete contemplates pastures, and the podcast closes with a song about AI. Enjoy, bois!

Hey-rooooooo. This podcast embraces new technology. Chase Raeder joins again! Josh recalls his horror movie screenplay, Alan cried when his baby was born, Chase is against cracking your penis, and the podcast ends with a song with ChatGPT-created lyrics. Enjoy!

Guess who's back? It's the Going Hard Podcast! Alan tells the boys all about the joys of childbirth, Josh is done pulling out, Producer Pete prefers to be called "Produce", and the episode ends with a blues song. We love you, guys. Don't give up on us. Please.

Greetings! This episode is unprecedented. Alan and Producer Pete are absent, so Chase Raeder joins once again! Josh and Chase discuss God, ovulation, compromise, relationships, and Michael Phelps. Thanks for listening. Sorry that the podcast appears to be falling apart. We love you.

Hi. Josh has COVID, so he is doing the podcast alone in quarantine. Join him as he goes down memory lane to the very first project the boys ever collaborated on: Apartment Guys. Apartment Guys was a YouTube mini-series starring the boys! Enjoy!

Hola! This episode is off balanced. Josh and Producer Pete are gone, so Alan fucked up the audio. Chase Raeder returns to fill in! The boys talk about lawless United States territories and old people who only ever get in the same bed to consummate. Sound good? Wrong. It's alright though, please enjoy.

Hello. I am drunk at 7AM and I do not really remember what this episode is about. I titled it Puerto Rico, so I imagine it has something to do with that? Anyway, enjoy.

Well, well, well. This episode is inclusive. Chase Raeder joins the podcast once again! Josh gets a clean bill of health, Chase contemplates if anything is worth it, Alan learns about bug chasers, Producer Pete is back (everyone loves him), and the podcast closes with a live song. Please enjoy.

What's up, y'all? This episode contemplative. Josh feels nothing about anything, Alan goes to a museum and displays empathy for women, Producer Pete is absent, and the podcast closes with a nihilistic song. I know things are difficult right now, but do try and enjoy this installment.

Hey y'all. This episode is a little risky. Josh tells the boys about a recent open mic comedy misadventure, Alan praises the Prince of Brunei, Producer Pete cannot remember what he did twenty minutes ago, and the podcast closes with a song about male prostitution. Enjoy it.

This episode is silly. Producer Pete is hiding at his girlfriend's apartment, Josh thinks he should have been raised in the 80s, Alan wants his son to be a cult leader, and the podcast closes with a song about Christmas. Thank you. Enjoy.

Hi guys! This episode is chill. Josh has car problems, Alan reimagines Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Producer Pete runs the numbers, and the podcast closes with an Elon Musk/Dr. Fauci-inspired tune. Do enjoy!

With year two of the podcast nearly in the books, the boys decided it's time to do another power hour. Grab some beers and join the fellas as they go back into the archives and listen to snippets of this year's songs. Drink up and enjoy.

Yo yo. This episode is fun. Alan fondly recalls the memory of a former coworker, Josh does a Jeff Foxworthy impression, Producer Pete is in rare form, and the episode closes with a rap song about Producer Pete. Enjoy!

Happy Thanksgiving, douchebags! This episode is festive. Josh recalls how depressing his life was one year ago, Alan finds out how many sexual predators live in his neighborhood, Producer Pete reluctantly googles things, and the podcast ends with a Thanksgiving song. We love you. We are thankful for you. Enjoy!

Well, hello there! This episode is balanced. Josh reads a list of things he needs to apologize for, Alan loses his to his brother in NFL Blitz, Producer Pete is da bomb, and the podcast closes with a song about a man who cannot smell urine. Do enjoy!

This episode is rough. Josh is so drunk, Alan attempts to steer the podcast in any meaningful direction, Lolo joins the show in person, Producer Pete crushes the drops, and the podcast closes with a problematic song.

Yep. This episode lacks direction. Producer Pete is absent, so the boys are riding on a rudderless ship. Josh hates social cliches, Alan ponders why his dad was in the bathroom for such a long time, the boys call the Producer and his girlfriend, Lo Lo, to wish her a happy birthday, and the podcast closes on classic dystopian track. Enjoy it.

Happy Halloween! This episode is just a little bit spooky. Josh discusses his often-violent relationship with his brothers growing up, Alan reports on a local murder suspect, Producer Pete produces it for ya, and the episode closes with a song inspired by Alan's Halloween costume, Old Man Penguin. Sorry for came out a day late. Do enjoy!

Yo yo! This episode is electric. Josh laments lost love, Alan loses $1000 to the boys playing Kindergarten Cop trivia, Producer Pete is a rolling stone, and the podcast closes with a Rodney Dangerfield-inspired song. Do enjoy. We work hard at this.

Teeheehee. This episode is disrespectful to our fans. Josh invents a running stick to attack to bicyclists, Alan purchases a shed, Producer Pete earns jury duty, and the podcast closes with a Grumpy Old Men-inspired song. Enjoy it. You'll like it. 

Hello. This episode is unique. Josh and Producer Pete are absent to begin the episode, so Alan takes the audience through the hottest news stories of the day. Producer Pete joins in person later and coaches Alan through a few phone calls to sandwich shops. Josh joins via phone at the end of the show to join Alan in calling a CVS in Omaha that he used to work at in 2013. The podcast closes with an original song created entirely by Alan. It's fun. It's all so fun.

Hey. This installment begs the question, "Is this the worst episode we've ever done?" Alan talks about masturbating, Josh nearly gets caught stealing apples, Producer Pete unintentionally distracts Alan with his Google abilities, and the podcast closes with a song about Josh's deceased son for some reason. Do enjoy.

Hey. This episode is dumb. Josh longs for a white Nationalist realtor, Alan tries to talk about the local Renaissance festival, Producer Pete takes some shots, and the podcast closes with a song about an illegally blind person. Enjoy it, guys.

Sup, bro? This episode is strong. Alan is trying to exercise, Josh wears a pair of magical bifocals, Producer Pete draws a beautifully detailed well, and the podcast ends with an acoustic song inspired by the producer's drawing. Enjoy the show!

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. This episode is normal. Josh contemplates the value of his sobriety, Alan quickly decides what he will do when the apocalypse hits, Producer Pete is back from Boulder, and the podcast closes with a song about the end times.

Wassup? This episode is 2/3 what it should be. Producer Pete is MIA, Josh thinks people should take their dreams seriously, Alan tries to get to the bottom of the mortician-to-neophiliac pipeline, and the podcast closes with a song aimed to spread awareness. Do enjoy. We do this for you.