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Guilty Conscience is meant for the misfits, those that put their foot in their mouth far too often and are simply misunderstood. This is a support group for those who wrestle with their non politically correct thoughts. We will help you navigate your way through life by breaking it down comedically and philosophically.

Rishi Mathur & Alex Payne


    • Sep 23, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 34m AVG DURATION
    • 69 EPISODES

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    Latest episodes from Guilty Conscience

    Last Episode of Season 1 Ben Bergman

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 12:32


    In this episode Rishi and Alex speak to comedian Ben Bergman about homeless people and random stuff. 

    Vishnu Vaka Explains Mahabharata in 5 minutes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 26:48


    In this episode, we welcome back Vishnu Vaka, who is an NYC comedian and our guru. We have him come on and explain the story of a lot of hindu mythologies and give advice. 

    Modern Romance with Seeing Other People Host Ilana Dunn

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 17:09


    This week's episode features Seeing Other People podcast host Ilana Dunn. Ilana comes on and helps Alex Payne with his dating issues. 

    Rohit Goyal Part 2 Can You Trust Bitcoin and What is EIP1559

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 17:44


    In this episode Rohit Goyal comes back and breaks down the new update fro EIP1559 and he goes into why he believes in bitcoin so much and why you should too. 

    Just A Girl In The Army with Linette Palladino

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 16:05


    In this episode, Rishi and Alex speak with Linette Palladino about her joining the army and what it was like for a girl to be a part of the army. What was her experience and more importantly why did she get involved in comedy and how she was able to balance the two careers. 

    Performing on the Tonight Show with Isabel Hagen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 21:44


    In this episode, we talk with Isabel Hagen about how she balanced having a classical music career and a comedy career. She was on the Tonight Show for both backing up the roots and stand-up and she has also performed on the biggest stages. 

    Immigrant Guilt with Archana Desai

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 16:07


    In this episode, RIshi and Alex speak with the author of Ambaji Express. She guides Rishi and Alex into the madness of Indian weddings and what it's really like behind the scene. It gives Rishi more clarity with the situation he is dealing with right now. 

    Go F*ck Someone Else

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 16:05


    In this episode Rishi and Alex discuss why Alex is so depressed and what he believes will help him get back to his normal self. We explore depression and why it affects us so much.

    You Need Someone to Watch Your Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 12:16


    In this episode, Rishi and Alex go back to roots and talk about why we all need a spotter. 

    I'm Scared I May Kill My Future Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 19:40


    In this episode, Rishi talks to Alex about how he's super scared that he might kill his future wifey and Alex well he calms Rishi down to a degree. 

    Did I Fuck Up?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 9:05


    Rishi and Alex become super vulnerable and Rishi explains a situation he messed up on and ask Alex for his opinion and Alex confides in Rishi about a heart break. 

    Just Give It Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 9:34


    In this episode Alex and Rishi discuss impatience and if Rome was built in a day. 

    The Birth of The Cheese Show with Joe Russell and Olivia Vessel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 18:58


    Cheese is America's favorite pastime. We put it on everything so Alex and I sat down to speak with two people who love cheese more than anyone else.

    How White Sugar is Destroying Your Body Part 2 with Steven Permaul

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 23:36


    Welcome back to part 2 with Steven Permaul, he goes more in-depth as to how to be healthy in life. 

    Healthy Living w/ Steve Permaul

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 33:45


    In this episode, Alex and I sit down with Steven Permaul and discuss with him living a healthy life and how he thinks about cooking and food and our bodies. 

    Love with an Expiration

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 33:30


    In this episode, Alex and Rishi discuss their past loves, and what it feels like to love someone knowing there is an expiration to that relationship. Disclaimer, no one died in this episode just broken hearts. 

    Postpartum Depression for Men w/ Will Poznansky

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 44:57


    In this episode, Rishi and Alex speak with Will a NYC comedian about how he got postpartum depression and how it affected his life. In the process terrifying Rishi for his inevitable future. 

    Why is Hitler Considered The Goat?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 25:33


    In this episode, Rishi and Alex explore Hitler and why he's considered the goat over those like Benito Mussolini, Genghis Khan, Stalin, etc. There are so many others to consider. 

    Our Fascination with Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 57:51


    In this episode, Rishi and Alex interview his fiance about why she loved murder mystery as much as she does. 

    State of Comedy with Tina Graham

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 30:49


    Tina Graham is the godmother of comedy she has seen and helped every major comedian from Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, Tracey Morgan,  Aries Spears, and many many more. In this episode, Rishi and Alex sit down with Tina Graham to talk to her about the state of comedy in the past and the present, and the future. They also speak about the mindset of all the comedy greats. 

    Understanding Cryptocurrency w/ Rohit Goyal

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 48:45


    In this episode, Rishi and Alex learn about Cryptocurrency and why it's the future.

    Gettin Circumcised and Divorced in Your 30's

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 32:50


    In this episode, Alex and Rishi speak with Raj Belani and NYC stand-up comedian. He explains to them how it was getting circumcised in his 30's and his feelings about marriage. 

    Why Marco Rivera Has Anger Towards God, Women and College

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 48:23


    In this episode Rishi and Alex speak with Marco Rivera an NYC comedian about life without goals, failing to not go to college and a skin condition that will make you be grateful for what God gave you. Oh and we discuss his true disbelief in god. 

    Technology and Humanity Featuring Praful Mathur

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 44:57


    In this episode, Alex Payne and Rishi speak to Praful Mathur about the ups and downs of entrepreneurship and how he persevered through it. At the end, Alex and Praful have an epic debate about if technology is destroying humanity.

    Understanding Who You're Suppose To Be with Alex Payne

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 24:32


    In this special episode, Rishi interviews Alex Payne to get to know him better. Alex has always been so insightful, so Rishi wanted to unveil the curtain and learn more about his past and what are his greatest fears and what he hopes to accomplish.

    Sexual Abuse and The Kitchen featuring Rena Drohan

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 52:42


    In this episode, we sit down with Rena Drohan a chef in NYC who has cooked for some of the biggest names. She sits down and tells us about the world of cooking and what really happens behind those closed-doors we so admire.

    Understanding the Gamestop surge and what the hell is Diamond Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 50:28


    In this episode, Alex and Rishi speak with Anish Mitra. They speak to Anish about how he grew his platform on Instagram and understanding what happened with Gamestop and why it surged the way it did. Through this podcast, Rishi and Alex both get a sense of financial literacy.

    How We Could Save Britney Spears

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 38:22


    In light of the new documentary, Alex Payne and Rishi take a deep dive into Britney Spears and how we all destroyed her. We talk about how society takes joy in creating and destroying celebrity lives.

    What The Hell is Water w/ Jatin Khanna

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 42:14


    Rishi and Alex sit down with Just Kidding's host Jatin Khanna. He speaks about quitting and how to think about it. We also discuss Jeff Bezos stepping down and not taking things for granted. This is an insane amazing and insightful episode!

    Flying high: how to sneak drugs past TSA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 53:26


    In this episode Rishi and Alex talk to Julia Geier a model/libertarian/vegetarian/most incredible person in the world about modeling. Insights into the dark side, how she dealt, how she got into the world and most importantly how she was able to sneak drugs by TSA.

    Running 197 miles in 44 hours (Feat. Cole Crosby)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 38:55


    In this episode, Rishi and Alex interview Cole Crosby about his journey to run across New Jersey in the winter. Cole ran 197.22 miles in 44 hours in the freezing cold, fight for his life at certain moments.

    We're Just Frauds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 40:53


    In this episode, Alex Payne and Rishi talk about their worries as artists. They feel as if they're not good enough and fear that they will ever live up to the hype they set for themselves. They speak about discipline, they speak about focus, and they discuss ways they can better themselves.

    Keys to staying sober with Creasen Naicker

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 47:15


    In this episode Alex and Rishi speak with Creasen Naicker and discuss with him his relationship with birds, keys to sobriety, and mangoes being an aphrodisiac.

    New Years EVE special: Hindu Mythologies Mahabharata

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 40:27


    In this epsiode Alex Payne and Rishi sit down with Vishnu Vaka and learn about the Mahabharata a Hindu mythology that is about a great war. If you want the American version to watch Avengers Civil War, but this is 10x better than that. Rishi also speaks about his clothing game and gets shamed for his cheapness and also gets clarity on how to handle difficult mothers when it comes to Indian weddings.

    The Most Painless Way to Die, Teachings From an ER Doctor.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 44:08


    In this episode, Alex Payne and Rishi Mathur speak with Dr. Michael Poulose. They learn about the vaccine, crazy stories from the ER room, and the most painless way to die. This is a very insightful episode. Just note we are not commending suicide this is only for entertainment. In no way does Guilty Conscience condone killing yourself or others. If you are having a difficult time please call 800-273-8255 or 911.

    How To Deal With Your Holiday Depression

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 30:03


    In this episode, Alex and Rishi discuss the holiday blues. They talk about is holiday depression even a thing, and how to deal with it. How should you alter your mind so you don't feel so lonely and more importantly what is loneliness. They also discuss hookers, violence, and family Christmas. Enjoy!

    Are 3rd World Nations More Hardworking Than First World?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 35:35


    In this episode Alex and Rishi discuss if America was decimated and went back to a 3rd world nation would we be more hard-working? What would happen to the state of our people if that happened, would this better us as a whole, or would this just decimate our economy, but our lives will be the same? In this discussion, we dissect the 3rd world vs the 1st world in the forms of relationships, sports, and life.

    Does Our Race Change Our Perception On Reality

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 31:15


    In this episode Alex Payne and Rishi talk about how if their race holds them back not just from others, but themselves. Is our reality distored because of our race? Do we think differently because of our skin color, if we had a similar upbringing but were a different race would we still think the same way or would we have an altered view on life?

    Life Post Pandemic

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 30:08


    Alex and Ryan talk about what life will be like post-pandemic, with the vaccine coming out and us having hope again. What will life be post-pandemic, what are people going to be like? Will things be normal like they were or has everything changed for good? Will life be changed like it was post 9/11? Will people learn their lesson? Also, does Rishi talk about being engaged too much? So much conversation in such little time a must listen.

    The Timely Elections Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 37:06


    In this episode, Alex and Rishi talk about the elections and who they believe will win.

    Is Human Meat Good or.... Nah?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 32:30


    In this episode Rishi and Alex discuss cannibalism. They question if they would eat human meat, why aren't we eating more human meat, and would it even be tasty. Both deep dive into the mindset of society and the hypocrisies we have constructed around the marketing of not eating other humans. They also explore if we do start to eat human meat what should be the procedure of obtaining human meat so we don't lose our way of life as well as how we should look at eating meat in general. Is it fair chicken are bred to be fed and eaten? Cows? Pigs? Lamb? If we eat meat are we even good people? Tune in and find out!

    Exploring the Cuties Controversy: Good Story or Just A Pedophile's Delight

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 34:41


    In this week's episode, Alex and Rishi explore Cuties the movie and begin to examine the hypocrisy of society. Was Cuties a good story or just a movie sexualizing children? How is TikTok okay in society's eyes, but this movie causes such visceral reaction? Does race play into it? Is Alex a pedophile? All questions we explore in this podcast.

    Why can't I stop checking my phone? (The Social Dilemma Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 41:33


    Alex and Rishi discuss the documentary 'The Social Dilemma'. They explore the dangerous human impact of social networking and sound the alarm for the next generation.

    Materialism Is the Death of Us All w/ Comedian Tito Cartagena

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 48:16


    Stop wanting more and more things. You have enough, give your things to those that need things. In this episode Tito Cartagena joins Rishi and Alex to speak about idealism vs materialism. We talk about how constantly wanting things will be the death of us all, we get so into our things that we go crazy just to buy more things. People stab other people over Jordan's. This world is going mad constantly just to buy more things so we can post on social media for people to love us. You can follow Tito on Instagram @tittiesprink1es, Rishi @kingmathur23, and Alex Payne @alexpaynecomedy“If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.”― John Lennon“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.”― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club“The only time you look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.”― Louis C.K.

    Why Do We Care So Much About Celebrity Deaths? Kobe's Gone, Move On

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 30:20


    I was in a bar when I heard the news and saw everyone's face go from happy to sad when the news of Kobe came out. In this episode, Alex and Rishi explore the concept of why we care so much? Why is it when a celebrity dies it's like a relative dying? We don't know them at all, so why are we so hurt? This episode explores idols and what celebrity means to much and what we need to think about when we hear about a celebrity dying.

    The AGT Comic Who Stole Chris Rocks Joke

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 42:54


    In this episode, Rishi and Alex talk about stealing jokes, 'joke thieves' and how to parallel think. Do you really have an original voice? Or is all creativity a derivative? Join us as we explore whether anyone in this world has an authentic voice. They discuss Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle and honorable mention to Bill Cosby.

    How To Get Revenge On My Boss

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 28:51


    This episode discusses the philosophy of ethical egoism. In this episode Alex and Rishi talk about troubles at work, and why they are getting fed up. Rishi points out after all these years why do companies think they can still take advantage of people and why do we keep letting them?

    Don’t Forget China Did IT

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 33:54


    Rishi and Alex discuss China's part in the collapse of the US Economy. They go into how the release of this virus destroyed America and how everyone is blaming Trump, but why did we forget China's at fault. That's at least how Rishi feels. Alex feels China is a mess in a different way especially since there is a civil war inside the country. Email Guiltyconsciencepodcast@gmail.com to let us know if you want to share your thoughts, have topics you want to talk about, or just message us with your thoughts on the show.

    Having A Handicapped Baby Would Be Amazing

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 31:00


    Rishi and Alex discuss the reasons Rishi wants a handicapped baby. They talk about why Rishi wants a family, his plans, and overall is it even a good idea to have a baby or to adopt. They talk about schemes, parking and how Rishi's life will be with a demon baby both regular or handicapped.

    Being Homeless For A Week Changed My Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 30:17


    Alex and Rishi discuss why everyone should be homeless for at least a week. Their thoughts around what people may experience and also speak about their experiences being homeless. They also focus on how this experience will change people for the better and how this would change the course of our humanity.

    Girls Can't Have Straight Guy Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 28:16


    This episode Rishi and Alex explore if girls can have guy friends. Rishi believes that any straight girl with a straight guy "friend" isn't a friend it's a guy who is just patiently waiting to have sex with you.

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