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THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Come join Matt and Lou in Bob's new totally real and not AI generated, high tech studio.... (Not Really) Sponsored by Riverside Podcasting! We discuss all of the heartbreaking villainy enacted by the Lou Zelli Cartel this past week and also how Andrew and Jason can stop their reign of Fantasy Terror in its tracks! A new Suno Song is still coming. I'm having trouble getting it to replicate a good Santa voice though. We'll see if I get it out before Christmas.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... JOE SIX PACK... ASSEMBLLLLLLLLE! The KoP JSP boys assemble in the Zelli batcave for a special JSP Playoff Summit to discuss and shit talk. AND MATT JOINS! Listen to this.... the first podcast done in Riverside. It's.... fine, as editing software. But none of you care anyway.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Andrew, Louie, and John join Bob to discuss all of the playoff implications heading into the final week of the regular season. The only two big name contenders missing are Jason and Shaun... and well... they can kind of screw off. If they lose, they know it was because they failed to join the podcast! There's also another song coming, I swear... it's just... delayed by life. It'll come soon though, I swear!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Abandoned by Lou and Andrew after temperatures and tempers flared during threeway trade negotiations this week, Bob must press on with the Pod! He's joined this week by the Winningest Zelli in 2024 season: Johnny! Later there's your standard guerilla call in by Pete, but with the surprise addition of Kevin making his 2024 podcast debut! And speaking of debuts, JSP AI Productions gives us that sweet taste of the newest hotness on the block with the boy band "The Bad Beat Boys" and their hit new single "Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)". I'll admit I'm pretty proud of this one considering I fully wrote the lyrics and did a fairly decent job of mimicing 90's/2000's boy band song structure. And then Suno just crushed it again. Anyway, there's the primary version in the beginning and then a B track version at the end... ENJOY! Intro/Track A/Prime version: ⁠Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)⁠ Outro/Track B version: ⁠Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)⁠ -- Lyrics -- [Verse - Bobby, Louis & Drew] Well hello there boys, I know this might sound wild Bobby's got this need for trading - threeway style While I yearn for the burn of your fire receivers, Louis (Ohhhh Really?) I know alone I can't unlock their fury (You'd need some help?) well the news is I know who's appendage is raised by my RBs, well Drew's is (BOING) [Verse - Louis, Bobby] Well at first I thought I'd keep my rock hard roster steady (So Committed) But your package has me wondering if it's playoff ready (It's So Big) Bobby's eyes look at my receivers with that hot desire (Oooooooo Ja'Marr) It's making my heart skip, ohhh I think we should hurry and retire (MMM HMMM) Maybe we should get in bed with him Drew, then threeway conspire (Let's do it!) [Chorus - All] We're trading our hearts in Joe Six Pack Three minds aligned we can't turn back For this fantasy you've gotta make your move To join this threeway our hearts must approve One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo) [Verse - Drew, Bobby & Louis] You're both convincing me, I'm considering getting risky (YES OH YES) This threeway seduction is making my players frisky (YES COME TO US) That workhorse stud Kyren makes my pants grow so tight (YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT) But your combined enthusiasm makes me worry, I just might (WE'D NEVER HURT YOU) Fear what will happen to me when we turn out the lights (NO NO COME BACK, DREW!) [Chorus - All] Are we trading our hearts in Joe Six Pack? Three minds once aligned, but Drew's turning his back For this fantasy you've gotta make your move To join this threeway all hearts must approve One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo) [Bridge - Bobby] I need this trade, without Godwin, now more than ever My team depends on this Godly threeway endeavor I'll even kick in Aubrey, Drew, if you'll let us have this sexy thrill Why can't you just accept our offer of love slurry fill? Don't cock block us now, Drew, when we're edging on the kill [Chorus - All] We were trading hearts in Joe Six Pack But one mind resigned, we can't talk him back For this fantasy Drew's gonna block your move To join this threeway Drew's heart won't approve One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob REALLY wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo no no no no) [Outro - Bobby] Damn you Drew, I was so close to finishing too!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob is joined by reigning (and currently undefeated) Champion Andrew as well as not one, but TWO Zellis: John and Lou. We talk about a bunch of football stuff. More importantly... The podcast kicks off with JoeSixPack Bad Beats finally dropping Andrew's Championship song in the requested style of "Goth Metal, Punk Rap": ⁠Forster's Nightmare Finally Ends (Tecmo Touchdowns)⁠ The podcast also ends with a more metal, brutal version of the song that Bob actually prefers a bit: ⁠The Nightmare Finally Ends (Metalocalypse Version)

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Andrew and Lou once again join Bob to discuss all your standard Fantasy football stuff. Also Bob starts experimenting with AI music generation. This is only the beginning....

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... We're three weeks late and yet still aren't prepared to get the pod done! Classic J6Pod! Bob, Lou, and Current Champ Andrew break down the action so far up to Week 4 in a super skim manner that also seems to be filled with WAY too much fat. Gotta burn it off and get into mid-season form somehow!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Bluey interview Championship contenders Lou and Andrew to discuss their coming rematch of the 2015 JSP Championship game. We also discuss Matt and Shaun's spectacularly lame Vinnie Bowl matchup to see who's the lesser worst team in the league! For the record, Andrew was in the championship game three years in a row from 2014-2016. He lost to Big Lou, then Little Lou, then Kevin. He's basically the 1990-1993 Bills who's trying to now be the 2021-2023 Bills... let's see if he can finally get over his demons!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Lou joins Bob for a Roundtable (or I guess little 2-person bistro table?) discussion about everything Seahawks/Eagles & JSP weekend, Round 1 of the Playoffs (once again, thanks for coming to Seattle and I love you, but FUCK YOU JOE), and the exciting Semi matchups in our penultimate week of the 2023 JSP season. Must listen for any true friends/fans/believers our there!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... After a delayed start/stop/start while Bob lost track of time while looking at Christmas lights, he finally joins Andrew and they discuss the upcoming playoffs AND the upcoming Seahawks/Eagles meeting. Which CLEARLY the Seahawks are going to win, and we all know it! GO HAWKS!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Andrew joins Bob to discuss all the potential playoff seedings that could come of this FINAL WEEK of the regular season, including 4 teams fighting for the final 2 seeds. Louie crashes the party and stays just long enough to hopefully salvage his marriage... time will tell!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Lou promises Bob that he's going to join the Black Friday podcast and then bails on him to go get a christmas tree. Which... is a fair choice to make honestly. So it's just Bob, mostly being forced to process the PTSD and Trauma inflicted on him the night prior by the Niners and Christian McCaffrey all by himself. Thanks for the support LEAGUE! Yeesh...

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Andrew finally makes his debut on the podcast 9 weeks into the season, Matt hosts, and Bob and Louie make snide comments and string out the podcast unnecessarily talking about meat murder and child workers. Fun times! Also fantasy football is discussed, but do I even need to point that out anymore? That's kind of our whole thing, right?

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... I mean let's be honest here. Was there any way I could follow up the fantastic Lizzycast from last week with anything better? Not really, but we still did a pretty solid standard pod where Bob thought he was going to all alone, but was then joined by Matt, Pete (without a Taco this time!) and Bob's new co-host Skelly (who no one can see unless they're on the podcast)... Great audio format jokes for everyone here at the JoeSixPodcast folks!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Lou and Lizzy do their own podcast!!! Okay, no joke, this is my favorite podcast of the year so far and I've only listened to about half of it! Lizzy (who I believe Lou calls "Bella" 99% of the time) is that perfect balance of sweetness and sass that this podcast has been needing for a LONG time and I hope we get her on again. Especially if she keeps picking Bob to win... Even though she's been indoctrinated by her father to think he's the worst at fantasy football. An ABSOLUTE must listen and the first podcast of the year that I don't have to add the "explicit" tag to... Ad revenue, here we come!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob (and a dwindling amount of his voice), Matt, and Lou start us off. Soon to be followed by Pete calling from a Taco pickup window (of course), and then our KoP buddy Chris... for now particular Fantasy-relevant reason. I think Louie was just fucking with me at that point and making it even harder for me to host on purpose. Fuck you Lou! We do also discuss the games!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob, Bob, and Bob are joined by Bob as they Bob about everything that's Bobbed in Week 5 and 6 of the Bob Six Pack Fantasy League in this week's episode of the BobSixBob Bobcast. Be there, or BE BOB! Seriously, come get on the podcast more dudes!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD...  Bob, Matt, Lou and Lizzy(!) get us started off as Lou finally breaks his family out of the Pirates of the Caribbean themed Prison Barge to join his first Pod of the season. Then Pete joins in his normal unannounced-and-with-impeccably-awful-timing way mid-episode. Then Kevin joins near the end for a full discussion of the Official Joe Six Pack Seattle Slamdown trip to see the Seahawks whip the pants off of the Eagles in seats better than even Bob or Matt have ever had for a game. Most of you in the league are already coming to this thing, so make sure you listen to hear all the crazy details. Oh also there was a week of football that we discuss. ENJOY, YOU FUCKS!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD...  After forgetting entirely to do game Previews last week, Matt and Bob return this week and actually remember to do all the parts of the Pod despite one of them being high on edibles. Guess which one! Maybe next week more of you lazy jerks will join the Pod and Lou will stop holding his wife and children hostage on endless cruises to international waters. WHERE IS SHANNON, LOU???

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD...  After already missing the first podcast just one week into the season, Matt and Bob pick up the plot, bringing us up to speed on the Draft, Week 1, and Week 2 of JSP... and then entirely forgetting to Preview Week 3. Whoops! Also Bob tries to sell a house by taking calls with his broker multiple times mid-episode, fun!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... After the horrifying events of Week 17 MNF with the Damar Hamlin injury (Thankfully, he seems to be doing better now!), the league was left in a strange spot with both the Championship and 3rd place games left up in varying states of limbo and an existing rule on the books that, if applied, would have left pretty much everyone disappointed and bitter about how the season ended. After much deliberation, Kevin and Lou have come to an agreement about how to handle their game and Matt and John have decided to split a slightly raised pot of their own. All of this will be discussed with Kevin, Lou, Matt, and Host Bob on this podcast episode. We'll also go down random football and non-football related tangents, per usual. Thanks everyone for a wonderful season that happened to end in the strangest, most annoying way possible! ... and Congrats to back-to-back Champion Kevin (*... maybe)

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Your (sigh) championship contenders, Kevin and Lou, join your host/Vinnie contender (for a 2nd year in a row... fuck) Bob to discuss their path to the championship game as well as previewing the Vinnie and 3rd place matches that matter. Being that Kevin was on the podcast, there's also a TON of random/super weird side discussions we have that are actually pretty dang funny. This was a pretty fun podcast conversation and I think you guys will really enjoy it. A MUST LISTEN!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Santa Clause is coming to town! And he's bringing Playoff victories to all the good little boys and playoff losses to all the bad little assholes (like Kevin). Louie and Bob discuss the playoffs and Johnny joins at the last possible minute to rehash everything we just talked about. MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!!!!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Little Lou abandons a patient with a bleeding heart so he can talk to Matt and Bob about his improbable playoff berth. Then Fleury makes an unexpected appearance just long enough to smack talk Lou on their upcoming playoff bout. We also discuss the rest of the playoffs as well as the most incredible aspects of this wacky season.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Another speedrun episode (although this one is ACTUALLY fast) where we run down only the games of particular interest and mostly discuss the potential playoff seeding heading into the final week of our regular season. Also, the Dems are getting a bit more familiar than Lou, Matt, and I are comfortable with.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... An electric speedrun podcast with Matt and Bob tearing through Week 11 at blinding speed after Lou sleeps TOO well from his nap and oversleeps through the podcast or something like that.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Yes, we missed an episode because Bob was too focused on stealing the election but we're BACK! Lou begrudgingly hosts a intimate pod with just himself, Bob, and a ton of Stallions. Take that as you will...

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Thankfully (sadly?) BoB-O is in federal lockup this week so you won't be hearing from him, but you will be hearing Matt and Bob discuss everything in the JSP world from Week 8 and previewing Week 9. And then Pete joins just in time to absolutely derail the ending just so he can whine about people not taking trades they absolutely shouldn't have taken. Fun times!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... PART 2 of The Clown and The Commish... Matt and Louie are ambushed by an unexpected, dark presence... who then finds himself in the crosshairs of a certain congressional select committee at the end of the episode. DON'T MISS IT!!! Oh also we talk about Fantasy Football.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Matt joins Bob to discuss the Week 6 results and Preview the coming... IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S ALL MINE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHEHEHEHA HAHAHAHEHA HEHAHEEEEEEAAAA

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob is super busy with elections preparing and doesn't have any good ideas for an opening, just a bad one. So instead just enjoy Matt hosting, Jason joining for his 2nd pod, and Little Lou joining for a hot second.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Matt returns from Hawaii still drunk on Mai Tais, forcing Bob to host against his will. Pete show up as unprepared and purposefully unfocused as always ;)

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Where do I even begin!? This episode is absolutely jam packed with guest appearances of the highest order... some might say the BIGGEST order. Andrew hosts and he never even had a chance to keep this thing on the rails as Bob and Lou are chomping at the bit straight out of the gate and wasting tons of time on questionably funny nonsense. But it only gets crazier from there when "The Family" hatches a plot to fix one of the Week 4 games. This is not one to miss!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Both our new JSP member Jason AND Bob's new family member Hiro make their first appearance on the Pod. Andrew hosts once again because he's a sucker who Bob can talk into being the host even when Bob DOES have his voice. Week 2 games are dissected, Shaun and Andrew's performances are shat on, and Week 3 predictions are chiseled into stone for Andrew to keep a running tally of for the season using his state of the art engineering abacas. Listen! (At least to the first and last few minutes since, as a reminder, Bob generally puts all his editing powers and "comedy" into those segments)

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob's back, baby! Or at least everything but his voice is... as he'd lost it at the Hawks game the day before recording this. GENO GENO GENO! Andrew graciously and reluctantly hosts while Bob, Lou, and Matt all struggle through the first week jitters and somehow come out with a fairly cohesive podcast actually. Football and Fantasy is back! Enjoy it while you can... before your seasons fall apart!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Is this the final episode before Bob's "triumphant" return? Probably! But in the meantime, Matt, Andrew, Knox, Kevin, and Lou (I think?) join the pod to discuss this years draft... and also knock out some household chores for some goddamn reason. Welcome to another season of Joe Six Pack Football and Podcasting!

This week on The Joe Six Pack Pod: Matt is struck down by the fantasy gods. Lou and Andrew discuss Shaun's bachelor trip, Petes Swimwear, and some occasional Fantasy Football. Edit: And Bob-O makes his presence known briefly... he's always watching.... ALWAYS...

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Chaos ensues in the Joe Six Pack Pod as Lou AMBUSHES Matt and Andrew with the hard hitting fantasy questions. The tables turn quickly though as Shaun and Kevin make their own surprise visit to the JSP Studios resulting in a star studded Pod for the ages. Tune in for trade reactions, Live eagles game updates, and the one weird trick to longer, harder erections.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... In this intimate episode of the Joe Six Pack Pod, Lou goes one on one with resident fantasy expert Andrew “The Phoenix” Forster. Listen in for game reviews, previews and the revelation of which rival team Andrew fears the most.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob is still leaning hard into the "new baby" excuse and isn't around again, so Matt is here to captain the ship expertly. Bob is starting to wonder if he's even needed here anymore! (Not really... yet). Lou hosts, Andrew and Luke join for fun. Maybe Andrew talks about the fact that he hasn't heard the finale episode of last season's podcast yet or something. I don't know, I haven't listened to it all yet. OH YEAH! McCaffrey goes down live on the podcast.... so that's fun for Lou! (This concludes Bob's input on the week 2 podcast)

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob had a baby (in case you hadn't heard.... Andrew!) and is drowning in poop, so Matt takes charge with Lou and Luke to put together and edit their own pod without any help from Bob (aside from uploading it). Is it a good podcast? I don't know... I haven't listened to it yet! But I bet it's pretty, pretty, pretty good! (This concludes Bob's input on the week 1 podcast)

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob's second collaboration with Lin-Manuel Miranda as he pays tribute to new CHAMPION LUKE, followed by a very, very special announcement. Oh and then there's still a podcast with damn near 3/4 of the league after that! Bob, Luke, Matt, Pete, Seth, John, Kevin.... and probably some other people I'm forgetting joined because it's been 2 months since we initially recorded it and I didn't actually listen to it all yet. I've been busy with..... other stuff. Just listen! "Luke the Nuke is now The Champ" by Robert Gonsalves and Lin-Manuel Miranda (... but mostly Lin) Lyrics in email post and discord because apparently I'm going to hit the 4k character limit with them here in the episode description... boo

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob hosts the roundup of Shaun, Matt, Pete (for about 20 seconds), and Championship Contender Luke to discuss the final step onto the Championship and Vinnie stage. Bob acts as smack talk proxy for Seth who ignored our pleas to join the pod like the coward he is (but he'll DEFINITELY be on next week, right Seth!?)

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob, Luke, and Matt's West Coast Crew goes up against Pete, John, and Lou's East Coast Mafia with Matt hosting his first episode (as far as we can remember). When Luke whips out his nuts and the Zellis just can't resist joining in the fun! Will we ever get Big Lou on the pod? No. But Johnny and Louie will make fun of him publicly behind his back anyway! I guess Big Mr. Z will just have to figure out what a podcast is and listen to this exciting new episode of the J6POD to find out if I'm telling the truth!!!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob, Luke, Matt, and Shaun join the pod to discuss the final week of the regular season. But that's only AFTER Luke describes his "utopian" vision of the future where we all microchip our children so they can get better focused advertising and have boobs even more at their fingertips than they currently are! Sounds kinda dystopian to me... but who am I to judge?

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob has computer issues that keep him from editing over the weekend so instead we get a less edited and rawer version of the normal pod with Pete, Luke, Matt, and Bob. What does that mean for the content of this episode? Not much. It's a normal, meandering episode with a little more random nonsense than normal and maybe a few rough cuts. And no fun edits. But you'll all take it and like it!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... After missing last week due to "electoral interference", Bob returns from the darkness beneath to find a new president-elect to discuss with Luke and... No one else, cause the rest of this league sucks!! Also I accidentally lost most of my work on the original pod open I was doing so you get an abridged version. Enjoy, come join us next time, and FUCKING PAY YOUR DUES GUYS!!!!!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... We don't have a pod! Instead we have a short pre-election message from the three B's: Bob, Bob-O, and Bernie. Enjoy while VOTING!!!!!!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob, Matt, Luke, and Pete & Shaun (for a bit) come together to confusingly jump around between two weeks worth of Fantasy while Bob meekly tries and fails to keep to the pod format. Lou appears briefly, choosing a VERY questionable moment for a medical professional to talk fantasy nonsense with his buddies (don't worry, the patient lived). Discussions of Pre and Post election fears linger in the air like a foul stench... attracting the attention of a "fan favorite" J6Pod character. Tis the season... TO VOTE!!!!!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... As the Fantasy Football and Real Election seasons both heat up, the stresses of work and life create a late, long, and more unfiltered podcast. Lou, Luke, Bob, and eventually Shaun discuss everything going on in the world and a ton of nonsense in between. But in the end only one thing really matters. GO OUT AND VOTE!!!!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... The spectre of Covid continues to tighten its grip on the league. But Bob, Matt, Luke, Shaun, and unfortunately NOT Lou the Coward are here to guide you terribly through the chaos. In the end, Luke forces Bob to relive the painful repressed memories of his times in the Patriots fandom, before he was shown the correct path. The Seahawks Path.