Men Seeking Tomahawks

"PROBABLY WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT HOGS IS THE FREEDOM. YOU KNOW, YOU BUY A LOT LESS GAS WITH A HOG. AND, UNLIKE AN AUTOMOBILE, SOMETIMES A HOG WILL HELP YOU FIND TRUFFLES!" - GRUFF JULEPIf you've ever mounted a big boy and felt the rumble between your legs, you're Jack. If you've never experienced the sensation but are intrigued, you're Dan. That is essentially the theme of today's episode.Jack's got an adventure, and the ending is yet-to-be-determined, but that doesn't stop him from bringing us the story of his quest to become a world-famous electric motorcycle racer... our at least a licensed motorcycle drive.And if you thought that was all, you'd be dead wrong. Because hog-enthusiast Gruff Julep finds his way into the studio while looking for a restroom, and hilarity ensues.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:NANO PAX - LIVE AT TREMBLING MIND FESTIVALBILLY MOTHERBOARD - COCONUTAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF THE MODERN CHINCHILLA WAS A PURE KILLING MACHINE, AND GREW TO BE AS BIG AS TWO, SOMETIMES THREE CHINCHILLAS!" - Persimmon RangerWe've all have them: icons of our youth, heroes of our generation, role models whose models we role. They glow in the light and often provide a path that we follow, or at least we try.Unfortunately, sometimes those people we admire end up doing some pretty terrible things, and we have to pretend like we never had a thing for them in the first place. OR we can do what then courage boys Jack and Dan do, and that's put them on blast. This week we pull out our master blasters, and do just that.And in a special treat, an unknown yet very important Power Ranger stops by the studio to put us in our place.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:TONY FERRARO & DANIEL MARKHAM - AGGRESSIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGNELEANOR COLLIDES - SILENT ROOMAnd as always, thanks to the aforementioned, the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"YOU SEE A CREAMPUFF IN A DIFFERENT COLORED JERSEY? YA PUNCH EM! OTHER TEAM BRINGS A MARCHING BAND? YA PUNCH EM! YOU SEE THE OTHER TEAM'S MASCOT? PUNCH EM!" - JOE D'LAURA-PALMERIt's been a minute, but only because things are heating up this summer for the boys who seek the hawks of a tom.In this return from break, Jack regales us with tales of his sporting quests, and brings up some fun sports hypotheticals that could bring joy back to a joyless game.The show ends with a visit from a legend! Thanks to Dan's inability to quit spending money online, the MST Studio is visited by Joe D'Laura-Palmer, All-American College Quarterback.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:SPRINGWORKS - POCKET THEORYAUDFO - SOULSAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"THIS BABY PACKS A WALLOP. USING COLD WAR-ERA SURPLUS NORTH KOREAN ELECTROFUSION AND NUCLEAR ISOTOPE POWERED TECHNOLOGY, THIS LIGHT, TWENTY-SEVEN POUND HANDHELD TOOTHBRUSH REMOVES PLAQUE, GINGIVITIS, TEETH, PAINT, TONSILS, RUST, PADLOCKS, AND THE OFT GUARANTEED “MORE”!" - MARTY RAZZAMATAZZWhen all else fails, go back to the basics: talk about something that everyone can relate to. And that's exactly what we do this week, as we discuss all things hygiene.Showering? Got it. Toothbrushing? Yep. Stinky underarms? Duh.Whether you'd like to know if Jack washes his legs, or are looking for a laugh at stories from high school gym showers, you've got it here.And if that was not enough, we're joined by Marty Razzamatazz: Pitchman Extraordinaire to the Stars! (00:53:38)On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:ARVID - GHOSTY (00:08:51)THE LOOSE FITS - ODE TO INDECISION (00:35:12)And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"WELL I'VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT STROLLING IN A CEMETERY IS A LOT LIKE ALPHABETIZING YOUR BRIC A BRAC AND STORING IT IN AN AIR FRYER, YOU FOLLOW ME?" - Tom ProceedsIt's not Halloween, and we're no Pantera, but we still spent the week hanging inside the cemetery gatesJack is on a mission, and this mission takes him to one of the oldest graveyards in all of Waxahachie, Texas. We hear all about his journey, and his still perhaps unfinished business.And don't you dare go anywhere, because the most popular visiting musician in all of Men Seeking Tomahawks history, the one and only Tom Proceeds, joins us for a tradition like no other.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:NANO PAX - MARLILAC2001 - EVERYTHING IS STRANGEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"THAT VIAL CONTAINS THE MYSTICALLY HARVESTED ESSENCE OF ONE OF THE STRONGEST TITANS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH! JUST A SNIFF FROM THIS VIAL WILL AT LEAST DOUBLE A MAN'S STRENGTH, VIRILITY, AND INTELLIGENCE!" - ORIN POUGHKEEPSIEHave you missed us? We promise we were not performing a disappearing act... although Dan HAS been spending his free time around a bunch of magicians lately.Follow his journey as we discuss a young boy's obsession with magic (complete with hat and cape), and how it lead to a once-in-a-lifetime adventure to THE Magic Collectors' Expo.Don't forget to stick around till the end, as Dan interviews one of the more interesting characters he ran into at the expo.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:SONO - BERLINTHE PULPY PRINCIPLE - SAIKOO NO TOMODACHI FEAT YUUKOAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Set list.SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKYKRYVOIR - YUKOSOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLYDOMM - MONSTERS IN MY CLOSET TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGHBIZAVELI - OK COOLNO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLDJACK COLE - LOOKING BACKSTRAYS - PARALLAXPINEBOX SERENADE - FINGER OF GODPHILLEANN & DEBRA BUESKING - THE OLD GRAVEL ROADSTEVEN LANE - GASOLINETOM PROCEEDS - ODE TO SPRINGxoxo,Jack & Dan

On the program, a host of this very show just got back from a fairly big bit of travel. We'll reveal which of the lads it was, where it was they went, and what they unknowingly brought back. PLUS, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:RIVAL TAG (feat. JAMES TROTT) - BURN IT ALLCODY LEENDERS - I CAN'T FIX MY PAIN------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Let's face it: life is hard. And sometimes, you need a helping hand. Consider this episode that hand.Today, the boys bring you all kinds of life hacks, otherwise known as Life Pro Tips.On top of that, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:JACK COLE - LOOKING BACKSOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLYAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

As the great folks once said, this is a special 'un, because we regale you with some clips from MST past, and from one of our favorite guests of all time.Tom Proceeds is the preeminent Tom Waits tribute act in ALL the tri-county area, and his visits won't soon be forgotten. But if you did forget them, or missed them entirely, then this is the episode.So kick back, relax, and PROCEED to have an amazing 24 minutes.And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

What a treat we have for you today! We play great music every week, and every once in a while discover an artist so fascinating that we decide to dedicate a whole episode to them. Introducing: BrotherSnareBrotherSnare is a London-based Jamaican/Chinese photographer and musician who has a whole lot more going on, and we interview him on the show. Check out Turning Headz NFT's on OpenSea.On top of all that, we have two amazing songs from the BrotherSnare himself:Tomorrow's WorldModel CitizenAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

We lost a big dinner a few weeks ago when it came out that Meat Loaf passed on from the great plain known as Earth. Fun fact: Mr. Loaf walked the same university halls as Jack and Dan did at THE University of North Texas!So that got the boys thinking: who else of note share an alma mater with the courage boys? Well, the answer might surprise you!We spend the week talking all kinds of fun facts about the Mean Green, and we think you'll have fun with us.And make sure to stick around until the end, as Jack was able to unearth some archival audio from Denton, Texas's preeminent nightly news reporter: Bonnie Babcock.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:NO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLDSTRAYS - PARALLAXAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Has it been a year already? Well, it IS still January, so we guess it's appropriate to still do a new year's show.We talk resolutions, we talk predictions, and we welcome you to join us for an overall swell time.And we hope you're not afraid of ghosts because one joins us LIVE in-studio for what is definitely not a bit. It's not a bit.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKYBIZAVELI - OK, COOLAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Why this episode is not automaticIt's not systematicIt's not hydromaticWhy it's electric vehicle talk on MST!Forget the overhead lifters and the four barrel quadsOh no(Stop talking whoa stop talking)No more fuel injection cutoff and no chrome plated rods oh no(I'll spend the money I'll kill to spend the money)With a charger on the floor we'll be waiting at the doorYou know that's some sh*t no one wants to give us t*tThere's no Grease LightningNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noNo grease lightning burning up the quarter mile(Grease lightning no grease lightning)No grease lightning won't be coasting through the heat lap trial(Grease lightning no grease lightning)You're not supreme, no chicks'll cream for grease lightningNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no---Oh yeah, you know what that somewhat familiar song means... it's finally time for an episode dedicated to electric vehicle talk! Jack has invested a lot of time and money into this stuff, and we can't wait for him to regale us with tales of all the vehicles soon to be delivered to his southernmost castle.Also, a programming note, bits and fun time have officially been outlawed from episodes in 2022. We've vowed to produce a more serious show, and need your help to keep things on track. If you suspect any bits or fun being had, please alert us immediately via Twitter, we're @MSTomahawks.Finally, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGHBROTHER SNARE - ROOM TO BREATHEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

It's time to hang the mistletoe, deck the halls, and get ready to open the biggest and best present that you'll get this holiday season.Welcome to the first annual, inaugural, Men Seeking Tomahawks Christmas Spectacular!You're in for a treat, as we've got special appearances by a Christmas Caroler, live musical performances by the preeminent Tom Waits tribute artist in the tri-county area (Tom Proceeds), and a visit from the big man himself: SANTA!Today's musical numbers*:TOM PROCEEDS - HOLDIN' FOR SANTATOM PROCEEDS - JOSEPH'S WILD YEARS* We'd normally link you to the musical artists on today's episode, but Tom has let us know that the internet is "a short-lived fad on its way out much like indoor plumbing," so instead he wanted to let you know that his Greatest Hits album is coming out in 2022, and will be a Radio Shack exclusive.You really won't want to miss this... otherwise we're gonna give you and yours a big lump of coal!------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.Happy Holidays,Jack & Dan

"I'VE FOUND THAT MECH-A-NICKIN' IS REALLY ALL ABOUT THE CUSTOMER. YOU HAVE TO LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE. AND GOD, DO I LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE" - RODDY BOVINEHave you ever talked to a mechanic about your car so much that it makes you cry?Have you ever needed so many car repairs you can't sleep at night?Have you ever tried to ask them questions but they don't come out right?Have you ever, have you ever?---Dan did not have a good week, so these modified words come to your courtesy of Brandy. TLDR: listen to this episode. And if that is not convincing enough, just wait until the official adult film star of Men Seeking Tomahawks makes his official debut...you won't want to miss this.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:PINEBOX SERENADE - FINGER OF GODKRYVOIR - YUKOAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"TELEPHONE? NO, I DON'T OWN A PHONE. I NEVER BOUGHT INTO ANY OF THAT TELEPHONY COCKAMAMEY." - Tom ProceedsStrap it on, boys and girls, because this week we take you on a wild ride through the town of our youth, Denton. Because it's the first annual inaugural Denonpalooza, and we saved you a front-row seat.Justin "Webb" Webb joins us to give us the rundown. There were magicians, musicians, squirrels, rodents, dogs, and even a flat earther. What a palooza it was!And just as we were getting to the good part, our old cover musician buddy Tom Proceeds stops by, and you know that means the outlandish musical lyrics will follow.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:PHILLEANN & DEBRA BUESKING - THE OLD GRAVEL ROADSHHBEATZ - HARD SPACEY BEATAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

" I'LL NEVER FORGET EVERYONE CHEERING FOR DANNY WHEN HE SHOWED US THAT HE STOLE NANCY PELOSI'S 'HANG IN THERE' CAT POSTER FROM OUT OF HER OFFICE! THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT!" - Cody CaydenWe're back, and it sounds like Dan has found a new twang in his voice. Perhaps it's because he just spent the week in Music City, Nashville, USA.Dan takes us through his journey through the happening streets of Downtown Nashville, including a stopover at the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum.But the highlight of his trip was a very intimate evening that he spent with country music's biggest star: Garth Brooks. You won't want to miss the intimate details.And if all that wasn't enough, we are visited by a very special guest who CLAIMS that Dan promised him fame and fortune if he showed up at the studio. What will come of this encounter?On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:STEVEN LANE - GASOLINEUSAGIIKA (Ooo-sa-gi eek-a) - TADPOLESAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"IT'S A LITTLE LIKE THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE WASHING THE DISHES WITH A PLATYPUS MADE OUT OF LEMON MERINGUE."- Tom ProceedsJust when you thought it was safe to head outside, Men Seeking Tomahawks returns. Well, there goes the neighborhood!But before you blame us on the downfall of the human neighborhood, hear us out. Because Jack and Dan have some neighborhood stories to tell. Be it an obnoxious neighbor or some not-so-handymen, there's a surprise at every turn in MST-ville.And like any great neighborhood, this one has a friendly local musician who will entertain us even when we don't ask. You'll want to bring your rocking chair for this one.If that is not enough, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:DOMM - MONSTERS IN MY CLOSETSPRINGWORKS - CRICKET COYOTEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Set List.DEATH KITTY DISCO - DEEPCONNOR LEE - HEATSTROKESPRINGWORKS - CRICKET COYOTETHOMAS POSEN - FLATLINETHE OPINION INDUSTRY - THEY'RE RECORDING THISSAVESTATE CORRUPTED - CHAMELEON 1MS0DUNN (I'M SO DONE)- THE BASS SPEAKSUPHXRIA - TEARSPLUMPOOH - Y@KON (APOCALYPTIC REMIX)THE JEEBS - BE TRUETONY FERRERO - CROCODILE IN THE SKY THE TERROR ADAPTERS - BLAST OFF!xoxo,Jack

"ONE TIME DOWN IN TALLADEGA, I MATERIALIZED AS ONE OF THOSE SPOOKY LITTLE JAPANESE GIRL GHOSTS THAT ARE SO FASHIONABLE THESE DAYS..." - Mr. SpiritThere's no time to boo-hoo because it's the MST Halloween Spooktacular!Dan brings us the tale of the history of one of the sweetest treats we know...and it takes a wild turn when the boys discover that the business might be pure evil. BOO!Then, Jack tries to dump on Dan's second story too, as they discuss one of the true retail success stories of the last decade...and it has a Halloween twist!Finally, the studio appears to be haunted, as a spirit from another dimension pays a visit to the men who seek tomahawk missiles.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:THE JEEBS - BE TRUEUPHXRIA - TEARSAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Today, we use the audio medium to discuss the video medium that we all know and love. No, not that smut you need to use incognito mode for.... we're talking about good old-fashioned television!Dan lulls us to sleep by recommending three basic TV shows that you've probably already seen. But Jack saves the day when he digs deep into his sack of eclectic novelties, to recommend shows that will surely cure whatever ails you.On top of all that amazing entertainment, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:THOMAS POSEN - FLATLINEDEATH KITTY DISCO - DEEPAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"NOW, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS NEW FANDANGLED CONCEPT, 'THE INTERNET OF THINGS'?" - Marty RazzamatazIt's a new week, and you know what that means: a new episode of the award-nominated Men Seeking Tomahawks podcast!We kick things off with a fascinating look at design features in things we encounter every day that we probably don't even recognize….but our lives are all better for them! And what about some things that were not so successful? We then dive into a dozen failed products, some you might remember, and others you'll be wishing you've never heard of them.Finally, something you'll never see coming. It's a guest appearance by none other than the man himself, Marty Razzamataz!On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:THE TERROR ADAPTORS - BLAST OFF!CONNOR LEE - HEATSTROKEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Set list.THE LOOSE FITS - IF I WERE HOLLOWCOLD CITY KINGS - HOLIDAYDESTIN STONE - STAY A WHILEJACK COLE - DREAMING OF HOMECMPT - I MISS THAT TAP DADDY - MOONLIGHT ESCAPE OB - KING OF THE WORLDPLUMPHOOH - JUNKY'S NIGHTMAREJULIUS PAUL - I LIKE PIZZAW/E - GURLYOU'RE ON THE FASTEST AVAILABLE ROUTE - TAKE THE FIRST EXITOPTOMYSTIKVIBEZ - VITAM IMPENDERE VEROXOXO,Jack

"EVERYONE WILL GIVE ME THE MONIES, AND EVERYONE WILL GET INJECTED WITH CHEETAH PARTS!" - DOWNY TIDEIt's a time of changes and new beginnings, as Jack Drastic has turned in the wrestling tights and boots for coach's pants and a whistle. The Goldfish are on the hunt!And then a surprise guest calls in, and it's the last person a coach wants to hear from: a parent. But not just any parent, this is the father of one of the hottest free agents in all of little league baseball.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:THE LOOSE FITS - IF I WERE HOLLOWTHE OPINION INDUSTRY - THEY'RE RECORDING THISAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Dan touched the button again, and what a crazy adventure it sent us on. First a visit from Officer Barney Pullman, who heads up the podcast division at the local police department. He wanted to make sure our show checked out.Then, a wild turn of events takes Dan to a magical mystical island where bears rule the land and dragons must be slain. Can Dan make it to the end of the odyssey?To wrap things up, we find ourselves reading passages from the latest novel courtesy of one Brenda Buttwell. Yes, it's as exciting as it sounds, and the book is available wherever fine books are sold.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:DESTIN STONE - STAY A WHILEOB - KING OF THE WORLDAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Come on y'all let's take a ride, don't you say anything just get inside, it's time to take your ass on another kind of trip, 'cause you can't have the hop if you don't have the hip!In other words, come along and ride on a fantastic voyage, as we navigate the topic of what the future holds for work. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's scary, but ain't no valley low enough or a mountain high.In addition to that fun, our most dramatic guest appearance ever, as Damp Gardener stops by the studio for a visit that we won't soon forget. Someone bring the wet wipes.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:CMPT - I MISS THATSAVESTATE CORRUPTED - CHAMELEONAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

It was a hot and windy Saturday when we hit the road to visit our dear friends, the Cleburne Railroaders, in sunny Cleburne, Texas.We talk with coaches, broadcasters, social media managers, and interns!Whether you like baseball, or just like fun hijinx, this is the episode for you.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:COLD CITY KINGS - HOLIDAYTAP DADDY - MOONLIGHT ESCAPEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

This week we do something a little different: we dedicate a whole show to one topic, as Jack and Dan deep dive all things Woodstock '99.This music festival celebrated the 30th anniversary of the legendary Woodstock rock festival from the 60's, but it was far from the peaceful love fest that the original was purported to be.We discuss the wild lineup that attracted nearly half a million concert-goers to a small New York town, and the event wilder experience that was waiting for them when they arrived.Of course, no MST is complete without music of our own, and this week's artists fit the bill:TONY FERRARO - CROCODILE IN THE SKYLATE GUEST AT THE PARTY - THIS IS FINEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

This week we've got a little bit of everything: reviews, previews, and a eulogy.We start things off by talking about the big Podcast Movement event that Dan just wrapped up. How did it go? You decide.Then, we get your headspace ready for the big remote broadcast that will take place live from a real big-league ballpark. The time is almost upon us!Finally, a staple of the Denton, TX music scene is closing down, and we share tales of times past at J&J's Pizza.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:PLUMPHOOH - JUNKY'S NIGHTMAREJACK COLE - DREAMING OF HOMEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Set list.LATE GUEST AT THE PARTY - THIS IS FINEARTISTIC MISTAKE - WET ESCAPEBINARY LION - HELLO FEATURING A.M.A.N.D.L.A.HUGO MONSTER - CARRY ONEVOLVE & CHEF MIKE - GOURMET DUSTALEXANDER CROWLEY - PRESSUREDANIEL MARKHAM - NIGHT LIGHT MAX OAKLAND - GOT TIMENICK SEIDER - MOJAVE BLUESZANDER YATES - THE SINGULARITYF#CKED ON MATE - ANTISOCIAL ANARCHY CREEK INDIGO - POSTR

Well here we are. Having reviewed the tape of this week's episode, I am sad to announce that the episode we THOUGHT we recorded is not what came out the other end.Dan poured his heart into this one folks, but the sad truth is that he also pressed the button. Never press the button. Dan pressed the button.But our promise to you was to put out an episode, so we will be releasing what the computer was able to gather. We hope you like it.Luckily we were about to salvage some amazing music works from this week's guest artists:OPTOMYSTIKVIBEZ - VITAM IMPENDERE VERO1Ms0DUNN - FINE RED MISTAnd somehow as we always do, we were able to feature the great Tony Ferraro with our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Don't think that just because a musician has passed on, their music has to stop. In fact, Jack loves dead musician music releases so much, he's dedicated an entire episode to them!And don't worry, we know Dan's a musical doofus, so we brought along a very special analyst who knows more about music than anyone else we know: the great Tony Ferraro.But if that's not enough, we have two amazing LIVING bands who rock your socks off:CREEK INDIGO - POSTRW/E ≠ - GURLAnd as always, thanks to tonight's special guest Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.Make sure to follow Tony on Twitter, and check out his Brenda Buttwell project at your earliest convenience.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

In the heart of this episode, Dan brings us an array of tips from industry insiders (from all kinds of industries) that will really help improve your life. Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, and some will simply make you scratch your head and say, "huh?"But let's not bury the lede: Jack and Dan will be doing their first roadshow in over four years!Join the MST Crew on Saturday, August 21, 2021, in Cleburne, TX at our live broadcast from the Cleburne Railroader's baseball game.We'll have fun, games, giveaways, and more. Stick around in the next few weeks for more details.If that's not enough, we have two amazing bands who bring the beats in this week's show:ZANDER YATES - THE SINGULARITYALEXANDER CROWLEY - PRESSUREAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Fear not, brave tomahawk seekers. It's time to remove those earmuffs and put on your Beats By Dre ™ , for this, the first edition of MST: The Music.WTF is MST: The Music? Consider it this generation's "Now That's What I Call Music", without the infomercial.So with that, let's get on with the episode. And make sure to thank your favorite artists at the various links below.Enjoy!SAVESTATE CORRUPTED - DRIFT/ESCAPESPRINGWORKS - GEORGEBASEMENT ROCK - SPRINGBRASS - OCCASIONAL GARDENERIAMWARFACE - SAY MY NAMEETHEREAL - DROWNTONY FERRARO - LANDLINE LOVERSHUHARI - NOCTULIANDELLA MATTA - TORTURE THEATREARVID - WINDOWSSUNSET PILLOW LANES - WIND RESUMES WHISTLINGJACK COLE - BALCONYSAMURAI SWORD - BAGEL

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME I GAVE A RORSCHACH TEST TO D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON?" - Trevor RendezvousThe gang stops down for a little seriousness in this week's episode. While the fun and games will never end, it's also very important to take a step back and take the pulse of yourself and of those around you.Mental health is a serious subject, and it means different things to different people. Jack and Dan discuss these differences, and also share some tips on how you can improve your situation almost immediately.To wrap things up, the boys decide to call an old friend to see how he is doing... and let's just say it doesn't disappoint. Make sure to stick around until the end for a preview of the special guest's upcoming one-man play.And of course, you know that no matter how serious we get, the music is always rocking. Check out the tunes from:TONY FERRARO - LANDLINE LOVEREVOLVE X CHEF MIKE - GOURMET DUSTFinally, as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Don't overthink things; the entire episode really is about potholes. But don't change the channel so quickly, because it's way more exciting than it sounds!In fact, this episode involves pizza, penises, and even Russians. So when I said exciting, I meant it.And if that were not enough, we get a visit from a new friend who has quite a relationship with pot holes. You won't want to miss this.But of course, the stars of the show, the musicians that keep this crazy train on the tracks:JULIUS PAUL - I LIKE PIZZAARTISTIC MISTAKE - WET ESCAPEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Don't let the title fool you; this episode is both decorative and inspirational.Dan puts on his paint-stained pants to bring us the first annual installment of the year's top 7 design trends going OUT of style and the top 7 design trends coming IN to style.And just before that, we need to talk about those wild wood signs that you see all over your auntie's house and figure out just what the heck is going on with them. But wait, there's more! The Jack Attack is Back. You'll have to stick around till the end to find out wtf that means.And as if that was not enough, we have two amazing bands who break up the wackiness with music of the utmost quality:SPRINGWORKS - GEORGEYOU'RE ON THE FASTEST AVAILABLE ROUTE - TAKE THE FIRST EXITAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"I AM ONLY ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE OF MEN SEEKING TOMAHAWKS. IT'S ALMOST ENTIRELY USELESS, AND ONLY SOMETIMES ENTERTAINING." - The Ghost of MST FutureBelieve it or not, sometimes we're wrong. And in nearly 100 episodes of Men Seeking Tomahawks, it was bound to happen at least a few times. So with that, we're headed to reconciliation.Sports? We were wrong.Automobiles? We were wrong.Hand Dryer Technology? Yea, wrong (somehow).Pack your bags, folks; we're going on a guilt trip.But never fear because a special guest from our future shows up to hopefully give us a bright outlook for the next 100ish episodes.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who definitely have a brighter future than we do:MAX OAKLAND - GOT TIMEFAR FROM ANYWHERE - THE LIGHTAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT LEONARDO DICAPRICORN FOLLOWED ME TO LEARN ABOUT INVESTING FOR HIS BIG ROLE IN THAT INVESTING MOVIE, TITANIC?" - SHALLOW HECKIN' VALUEIt's treat time because you're in for a treat of the financial variety. It's investment day, but we're not talking about that boring kind of investment advice. No, this is the kind of advice you DO NOT want to take, though you DO want to laugh at.Dan shares his history in the investment game, which culminates in Jack pulling. the rug out from under him and squandering all his money away. Laugh at the evil Jack in this one.And just as Dan is bringing us even MORE sage wisdom, a special guest pops on to steal the spotlight. The brother of a world-famous investing celebrity...this has to end well.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands, bringing you deep electronic house from Africa, and Jazz from Australia:BINARY LION - HELLO FEAT. A.M.A.N.D.L.A. (AH-MAN-DAH-LA) - Debut Album available June 4JACK COLE - BALCONYAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"MOST RECENTLY, I USED A BIT OF ARTFUL DUPLICITY WHEN I SENT ELECTRONIC MAILS TO MY WOULD-BE PREY, TELLING THEM I WAS THEIR NIGERIAN UNCLE, THRICE REMOVED, AND THAT I HAD A COPIOUS FORTUNE AWAITING THEM AT MY ESTATE!" - ARCHDUKE CHESTER LEVISHAYIf this episode doesn't trap you, I don't know what will. And that's because the whole episode is about traps, so it's inevitable.We' dive in head first, and travel the globe to hear tales of a man trapped on a Chinese TV show, a man trapped on a boat in Egypt, and a sweet clean puppy dog trapped in a house.And just as we get going with a fun game of "Which Would You Rather?", we're interrupted by real-life royalty. You won't want to miss what this vile duke has up his royal sleeve.During a brief escape from the trap that is this conversation, we experience some truly trap-free music that you'll have to hear to believe:SUNSET PILLOW LANES - WIND RESUMES WHISTLINGNICK SEIDER - MOJAVE BLUESAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT LIZA MINELLI AND I CO HOSTED A GARAGE SALE EXCLUSIVELY FOR CATS?" - Trevor RendezvousWe're skipping around the neighborhood this week with the courage boys, because it's time to go shopping!We visit the neighborhood store, AKA the garage sales, to see what our friends next door have to offer. And boy howdy, is it interesting! We introduce all the characters you might bump into, plus have some guidance for how to approach your own sale, if you dare.Finally, the show ends like you'd never believe: with a visit from the proprietor of Trevor Rendevous' Impending Garage Sale of Fanciful Novelties, Trevor Rendezvous.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:ETHEREAL - DROWNEFFED ON MATE - ANTISOCIAL ANARCHYAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.GIve us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

I had been sitting in the driveway for 20 minutes. I had no idea how I was going to tell her. There was one more swig in the flask. I tilted it skyward and made the trek to the front door. As I entered the house, I could tell she had been sitting in the recliner that overlooked the drive for some time. She had been watching. She already knew.Just then the phone rang, offering the briefest of reprieve. It was him. After all this time. He had been the one who came up with the name for this absurd show long ago, the Men Seeking Tomahawks. It was his voice on the line, but it was worse than before. Frantic. Unhinged.He had been screaming for some time, his voice was full of gravel. He told an elaborate tale hastily, but the line was bad. Something about dousing it and watching the horrible thing burn. He laughed. Last I heard he had been freelancing in some place called Waxahachie, TX. He had taken the culinary world by storm. Opened a family-friendly restaurant called the Catfish Plantation. Told the local paper he filled it with ghosts. Did okay for himself.The line went silent all but for the breathing. “The reels,” he said low. “Send me the reels. I'm going to be the special guest editor this week.” But we didn't use reels; it was all digital now.I sent all that I had to his last known address. 72 hours later, this arrived in the mail. There was a note. It read, “where are my eels?”Song 1: ARVID - WINDOWSSong 2: SAVESTATE CORRUPTED - AMELIA

"SO WHO WILL LIGHT THE FIREWORKS? SIMPLE! THE FIRST 500 KIDS 5 AND UNDER RECEIVE A COMPLIMENTARY CIGARETTE LIGHTER, COURTESY OF CRYSTAL PEPSI!" - E.L. DastardlyWoah Nelly (Cruz), is Jack in some sort of mood! He's had it up to here with major league baseball! You won't want to miss what he thinks about his hometown Texas Rangers.Jack is so upset with the boys in blue that he's going to help you, the maybe or maybe not baseball fan, with some alternatives that might prove to just be home runs...including one idea that might just be a grand slam!And in a conclusion that no one could have predicted, the show ends in a puff of smoke from none other than THE E.L. Dastardly. If you don't know him, he is the self-proclaimed "Baseballman Great." Don't miss it.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:Della Matta, with the song Torture TheatreShuhari, with the song NoctulianAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE USED THE COFFEE CUP AS THE CATCHER!" - No-Longer Drunk AdamOh buddy, do we have a doozie for our friends this week. It's what everyone has ever wanted: MOVIE REVIEWS!That's right, four episodes in and we're headed to that well. But what if we told you it was a classic....ly terrible feature film?Tiptoes is a very bizarrely put together movie featuring some of your favorite actors of this era, including Matthew McConaughey, Peter Dinklage, Gary Oldman, Kate Beckinsale, and more.Do the men who seek tomahawks think this episode is one that Tomahawk Nation should run out to see, or do they think it came up short? You'll have to listen until the end to find out!On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:DIRK ZERO - DAT SEA SHANTY 2 REMIXSAMURAI SWORD - BAGELAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME I FOUND TRUE LOVE AT THE MALL?" - Feivel DuchovnyWe've all explored things during the madness that has been the last 12 months of life. In the first two episodes we discussed what WE have been exploring, but this week we discuss what a select few others from around the world have found a knack for exploring: dead malls.From the underground subculture of dead mall explorers, to a brief history of the American mall, to prospects for the future, this is quite a full-circle episode from the tomahawk seekers.And what's an MST episode without a new friend joining in on the fun? Dan introduces Jack to one of his favorite dead mall explorers, Feivel Duchovny.Finally, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:Hugo Monster - Carry OnBasement Rock - SpringAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.If you want to check out some of Dan's favorite dead mall explorers, here they are:Ace's Adventures - Mall tours with great 80's musicBrick ImmortarRetail ArchaeologySal------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.GIve us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"SO YOUR DAD MARCHES RIGHT UP TO THAT KOALA ON LIVE TV AND TRIES TO SNATCH WHAT HE THINKS IS A MASK OFF HIS LITTLE HEAD." - Fernsby ChitteringshireJack confronts Dan on a subject that is as close to Dan as possible...and you won't believe what happens next!Jack claims that Dan's father is not a musical sensation, and Dan takes great offense. Only one of the men who seeks tomahawks can be right, who will it be?Finally, like any hit podcast, it would not be complete without a call on the random red phone in the corner of the room from a mysterious informant.And the only way to create a delicious sandwich out of these ingredients is to insert two hit songs from the one and only Gary Franks. You'll enjoy:Night Rest - Gary Franks & John WilliamsWahga Wahga - Gary Franks & John WilliamsAs always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.GIve us a shout on Twitter.#stopasianhate,Jack & Dan

"DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME I WAS DETAINED IN A WALMART FOR 17 HOURS?" - Trevor RendezvousIn this, the triumphant return of the men who seek tomahawks, Jack and Dan return from a five year hibernation for what surely will be their most podcast venture yet.Speaking of new ventures, Dan reveals how failed his latest has been, while Jack shares the highs and lows of his.The show ends in predictable fashion: America's foremost expert on dog park design and golf cart refurbishment, Trevor Rendezvous, joins the crew in their socially distanced studio for what's sure to be an education experience for all.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:IAMWARFACE - Say My NameBRASS - Occasional GardenerFinally, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.GIve us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Is this just some ordinary phone call to the neighborhood pizza parlor, a preview of our dystopian future, a weird alternate reality, or none of the above?The only way to accurately fill out your scantron is to listen to this episode. Stick around until the end, as it might be only the beginning.Keep up to date, and plot your own course, at www.MenSeekingTomahawks.com