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Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 44.2 - PART TWO (A show of 2 halves.) “We all seem that way, even if we're not but secretly are.” It's time for the MBR Xmas Crustmas Banana Bonanza! Not that it's any different from other episodes, though it does have a guest in the form of Mads Haarløv from Danish death dealers and sludge guzzlers UNDERGANG. He's also Dave's mate, and he brought beer. Speaking of which, a hearty shout out and thank you from all the MBR crew, to Magister Gene for the beer money. Nighest of swans! The show ran over, so was split into 2 halves, and at the end of each features some tracks from Dave's upcoming projects as an Xmas bonus to our beloved listeners, as well as a bit of an explanation. So sit back, relax, stretch your sack, and check out the show. It goes downhill pretty fast. That will be the beer. On this Solstice shredding show you'll be getting: Confessions of joint nudity very early on. The “Woop” count, updated. Polite Danes making erotic advances to Dave, who apparently looked homeless. Inadvertently summoning Finnish demons. Packets of guilt left out in the rain. Mads has art, and it's a load of old wank. Nostalgic cracker tales and Heavy Metal friends. Passion fruit flavoured banana beer. And it's utter bollocks. Random Bludgeon Geography! What do Welsh androids dream of? C*** is the new F*** Due to some fantastic editing skills, the ZZ top cover went down incredibly well. Until it didn't. Austrian bands from down under, mouths full of meatballs, and Muppet Satanists. Nostalgia for OG Metal Breakfast, and a possible home invasion at Spenceley's place. Part 1 finale tracks: Hellfrost & Fire - “Legion of Hellfrost and Fire” & “Black Secrets in the Splintering Walls” Formaldehydist - “Piss-soaked Lingerie” & “Caught Between a Cock and a Flight Case” Part 2 finale tracks: Formaldehydist - “Chunder on the Tundra” & “Alcohol By Volume (Turn That Fucker Up)” Hellfrost & Fire - “The Lost King and The Heir Apparent” Follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

Metal Breakfast Radio - Episode 44.2 - PART ONE (A show of 2 halves.) “We all seem that way, even if we're not but secretly are.” It's time for the MBR Xmas Crustmas Banana Bonanza! Not that it's any different from other episodes, though it does have a guest in the form of Mads Haarløv from Danish death dealers and sludge guzzlers UNDERGANG. He's also Dave's mate, and he brought beer. Speaking of which, a hearty shout out and thank you from all the MBR crew, to Magister Gene for the beer money. Nighest of swans! The show ran over, so was split into 2 halves, and at the end of each features some tracks from Dave's upcoming projects as an Xmas bonus to our beloved listeners, as well as a bit of an explanation. So sit back, relax, stretch your sack, and check out the show. It goes downhill pretty fast. That will be the beer. On this Solstice shredding show you'll be getting: Confessions of joint nudity very early on. The “Woop” count, updated. Polite Danes making erotic advances to Dave, who apparently looked homeless. Inadvertently summoning Finnish demons. Packets of guilt left out in the rain. Mads has art, and it's a load of old wank. Nostalgic cracker tales and Heavy Metal friends. Passion fruit flavoured banana beer. And it's utter bollocks. Random Bludgeon Geography! What do Welsh androids dream of? C*** is the new F*** Due to some fantastic editing skills, the ZZ top cover went down incredibly well. Until it didn't. Austrian bands from down under, mouths full of meatballs, and Muppet Satanists. Nostalgia for OG Metal Breakfast, and a possible home invasion at Spenceley's place. Part 1 finale tracks: Hellfrost & Fire - “Legion of Hellfrost and Fire” & “Black Secrets in the Splintering Walls” Formaldehydist - “Piss-soaked Lingerie” & “Caught Between a Cock and a Flight Case” Part 2 finale tracks: Formaldehydist - “Chunder on the Tundra” & “Alcohol By Volume (Turn That Fucker Up)” Hellfrost & Fire - “The Lost King and The Heir Apparent” Follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“Uh oh…” In yet another eleventh hour episode recorded over a week ago (cough) with no beer involved (cough cough) and an awful lot of borrowed jokes (HACKing cough) Dave brings a plethora of piquant pieces to pleasure the perception. Alternatively, a bunch of songs that sound good. No Kent or Bob, sadly. The boys will be back in time for the Xmas Crustmas Banana Bonanza. Or something like that. This episode, however is almost a Halloween special, as seen by the colossally epic cover image. So raise a glass or twelve of something infernal. And please don't disturb Dave on the 31st. New Doctor Who is on the telly. Follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“You're never involved…” Dave, Kent and Bob are on fine form in this episode. Well it sounds that way at least. It's probably just the ale talking. Recorded early in 2021, so apologies for the delay. More bands run the gauntlet, more exterminations, more expletives, and a lot of beer and trips to the bathroom. Many thanks to Rob Turman, who sent us money to spend on beverages, and also on the Stygian Dark album mix. So if you think it sounds shit then blame him. He also sent in another song. Blame him for that, too. On this episode there are such tantalising titillations as: Possible intercourse with Jean-Michelle Jarre. When is an Iniquity album not an Iniquity album? Asthmatic oral pleasures between March and May. Lick your laptop in a B-movie frenzy. JK Rowling's rubbish book: Gordon Ramsey and the respectable Roe recipe. A country mile, a baker's dozen, and a short Stygian walk into a bar. Bring forth Toyah Wilcox and the nipples! Bludgeonly time distortions during the “WOOP” count for Guinness. Kent admits to holes in his musical upbringing. Or ball bag. Do you have a moment to talk about brains? Relating bollocks about past hosts. Is it Canadian, or a stroke? Nepotism: It rhymes with Benediction. Almost. Revenge: Best served cold, with feta cheese and dressing. Follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“I am talking ‘ere!!” This show was recorded in March (of this year, obviously) and we would very much like to give thanks to Rob Turman for the donation of beer money AND to the studio costs for Dave's latest project, Stygian Dark. Speaking of Dave's projects, he plays one that is over 23 years old that no one has ever heard. You can all shut your Desert Mouth, too. As for the request to keep things short, well it almost becomes the longest show ever. On this episode you can complain about: Scandinavian credit cards. Lars Ulrich, the famous Finnish plumber. Dog-licked reading glasses. Total Nepotism, and Pandora opens up her box. The slut. We blame the American for previous PC-related violations. Married With Children, starring Ted Bundy. How many guitar WHOOOOPS did you count? The tale of the buttery Spaniel. Rob T: Thanks for the beer money! The song…not so much. Dave admits he once sang like a girl. (Once??) Bob is “don't mention the war” years old. Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“Ladies and Gentlemen…” While we’re not celebrating it on this episode, this show actually marks MBR’s 13th anniversary, from back on April 1st. What we ARE celebrating here is a happy-ish New Year. Indeed, this show was recorded back in 2020 and was going to be the first episode for January 2021. But schedules are currently all wibbly-wobbly, so this one is here now. Better late than never. Though you may want to listen to it before agreeing to the previous sentence. On this show you’ll be getting and regretting: 2020: What a bag of shite. The Corona calibration litmus test. We hope Sweden is okay! Dave’s overly loud glasses. Blasphemy and willy-waving at Jesus. Black black blackety-black blackened of the blackest blackened black metal. Aural haemorrhoid cream. More cheese on your NWOBHM, vicar…or would you prefer a foursome? Bass guitar, or a bee in a toilet roll? Black & white TVs are actually colour. It has come to our attention that Bob’s favourite KISS album is probably “Unmasked.” Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“Thanks for these virtual reality glasses…” In yet another Eleventh Hour episode, Dave not only plays his pick of 2020 - and a couple from 2021 - but he also premiers a track (maybe two?) from his new project STYGIAN DARK. And there was much rejoicing. Feel free to leave any feedback on the band and the show, at all the usual places. Or don’t. Just drink beer. That’s good too. Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“Holy Moley, that’s a…” A special show this time around, highlighting the brand new for 2021 sampler from Transcending Obscurity Records. This is a label very close to Dave’s hearts, as several of his bands are signed to them. In fact, you can hear a track from his new project HELLFROST AND FIRE on the show - as well as another only for MBR listeners. Check out the rest of the awesome bands on the sampler, and go get it for yourself. It’s free, but throw some shekels towards the label if you can. Dave also give a 30 second tease of his other new project STYGIAN DARK at the end of the show. So stop reading this and go and listen, you bellend! Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“Hello children…” It’s absolutely bloody amazing that we remembered how to do this. Last show we recorded together was October of 2019. Since then Dave has had two new hips, and we’re now relocated to a new location. But here you have “The Almost Xmas MBR Special” - as it’s almost Xmas, right? This is the second of two shows recorded. The first comes out in the New Year. Bleedin’ pandemic, making everything timey-wimey. On this show you’ll hear: Not adamantium, but aluminium. Vampire kiwis and poisonous koalas. Bob admits his true feelings. But he IS smoking. There are 2 types of music: Contrarian and Western. Fun facts about the new Benediction album “Scriptures,” It’s great. Not just good. Insulting and alienating both hemispheres. Being sent money for beer by a Charles Dickens villain. The ghost of Xmas Spenceley. Yet more fun facts about Benediction! Humouric or turmeric? Have you not herb? And for the finale we even wrote a special song. Unfortunately, Billy Joel wrote it first. The total muppet. It’s the MBR-orientated version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire.” Lyrics below: Started 13 years ago, Metal Breakfast Radio Donovan and Dave and all the beers began to flow Bob and Kent then came to quaff, after Donovan fucked off Exterminating rubbish with the flong win-tros Carlsberg, Jagerbombs, IPAs for everyone Broadcasting rubbish all the way to Venus Band shirts and beer guts, lovely bunch of coconuts The only thing that’s left to rhyme is Conte’s penis We didn't start the fire…etc (Can’t post all of the chorus else Billy J will get lawyered up) Rubbish in your ear canal, Doctor Who and arsenal Using nepotism is not cheating Nice one Einstein, four minutes is too much time Exterminate button is overheating Death, Thrash, and Grindcore, Panda metal such a bore Bands that cry over their score, they always bitch and whine Chin chin, Wizard prank, Thanks for coming, Have a wank Buckets full of cobblers, Bring me sunshine We didn't start the fire…etc Canada America’s hat, Donovan came up with that He likes domination a lot Gin and tonic with lime, shitty music, timey-wime It all goes south when we do shots Oh, yeah… Nipples, cobblers, drunken squabblers Islands of tranquility are a no-go Nu-Metal is rough, it can get stuffed Black metal necros, fuck off with your bongos We didn't start the fire…etc Diamond Kent and Thunder Bob, our own lynch mob They’re no mirage, with their sonic triage Bands under their duress, points system - what a mess No score, we hate, now we will Exterminate Mincing words and talking bull, are we sure the fridge is full? Holy shit, no it’s not, let’s go to the bloody shop! We didn't start the fire…etc It has been quite a year, luckily we’ve all had beer Lockdown, our town, nervous breakdown MBR back again, how long shall we remain? We’re not sure, we can’t say, all we know that Bob is gay Every episode a farce, we get so drunk off our arse Belts off, trousers down, life’s a scream, we’re clowns This track has gone on too long, sorry Billy Joel it’s flong Now it’s time to get it snuffed, Blow it up we’ve had enough! We didn't start the fire…etc etc etc. With apologies to Mr Billy Joel. Actually, f*** that guy. He hasn’t put out a decent album since “The Stranger.”

“And now a sketch about ghosts and ghouls…” Yet another Eleventh Hour episode, seeing Dave alone once more (Yeah, thanks Covid) and also seeing him stone cold sober. It’s a living nightmare! Though it IS a Metal Breakfast Radio Halloween special, so listen in to hear some of the most easily Halloween-related metal tracks ever. Look, metal lyrics are scary enough so this show was a doddle! New shows with Bob and Kent are on their way - we’re recording next weekend, all being well - so keep your chin up. Lockdown your daughters, it’s HALLOWEEN!! Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“We have teleported…” In an eleventh hour of an eleventh hour of a show Dave puts together a playlist of classic tracks, plays the first single from the new Benediction album “Scriptures”, gives a tribute to the late Pete Way (bass player and founding member of rock band UFO), promotes a very cool band, AND celebrates his elevation to Priest in the Church of Satan. So much to get done that there wasn’t time to get a review in from Mark, or for too much of his own chinwaggery. More shows are planned with the entire crew, and will be available soon. Soon-ish, anyway. Oh, and check these guys out: www.facebook.com/agaurez Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“I know this is a weird thing to say in church…” It’s an eleventh hour episode filled with indulgence! New shows ARE on the way. In the meantime, here’s Dave alone with some kick ass tracks from his own recent playlists. We’ll keep this brief so you don’t have to waste time reading…you can spend it productively by turning on, tuning in, and rubbing one out. Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“In this mechanised clash of empires…” This show has been sat in the can awaiting release for a long time. So it gets a good dust off, given a oily rub down, and allowed to spooge all over your ears. The last show recorded together before the lockdown started, and sadly the last one in the Gibbon room at Bob’s work, which has since closed. Laurs joins in once more as a guest to provide a fearsome foursome, and hilarity ensues. So take everything said with a pinch of salt because it’s all tongue in cheek. If offended, feel free to replace said tongue with a cock. On this episode you’ll hear: Reactions to not cutting things off. Viking buttock death and crust-stroking Italians. Cheese-string theory causes Hawking to twirl in his grave. Rogga Johansson: Who is this guy? Strawberry flavour box sets, like an overcooked pop tart. A repeat of a Rabbiting Review from Big Mark, as time was a bit wibbly-wobbly. Barbie drumsticks. Welcome to Denmark! Here, drink this snaps. Mads, the Danish cock magnet. Haggis is just for the tourists. The scent of the 1970’s. And finally, the beer bill. Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“No it bloody isn’t!” It’s christmas in quarantine, and we are languishing in lockdown lunacy. Things are going crazy from the…beer, more than likely. We missed out on the Xmas special due to Dave being in hospital (it’s hip to be square) so we thought we’d rub one out together. Sadly it wasn’t going to work at a distance, so this is what you’ve got. A plethora of Death Metal, that has absolutely no connection to current world events. Honest, Guv’nor. Cheers, tears, beers, steers and Bob. There’s also segments from Kent, a swift word from Mark, and a surprise appearance which is no longer a surprise if you look at the cover image. Enjoy our cacophony of confinement! Now go eat some toilet paper. Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“Oh crap, what’ll we do about our show?!” It’s an Eleventh Hour episode with just Dave, spinning a load of songs that might float the goats of the most romantic. Listen in to hear him completely forget about his co-hosts, Kent and Bob, until the show’s second half, play some of the finest Metal love songs (not really) and revel in his joy that his doctor has finally let him drink beer again after his hip replacement. Yes, this is our Valentine’s Day Moussaka episode. Why? Because we were bloody hungry! Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“And now our last hope is a balloon…” This one was recorded over 12 months ago. It can be dated by the mention of the former British Prime Minister, and that Kent destroyed Dave’s iPhone so he had to get a new one. Yep, that’s how long ago it was. This is a special show to both celebrate and criticize Brexit from an completely apolitical standpoint. It was also a great laugh to get drunk, play these songs, and talk bollocks like always. So CAVEAT: it’s all for fun. Happy (Metal) Brexit Day! We have a Bob, so bung him a bundle instead of Big Ben. (Whose f**king idea was THAT anyway?!) We start out trying MBR the old school way - less chat, more music - but that quickly changes as beers get sunk, and we find we can’t seem to shut up. But at least we knew what we were doing! Don’t forget to check out Mark’s Rabbiting Review as well, which this time showcases his top releases of 2019. On this episode: Theresa May. Or may not. No bringing up Carsten again. Or the war. Kermit Cooper. Thanos can bring back The Sweeney. Post-Brexit shoebox housing. Gummi bear Biafra. Big Mark’s fisting jokes and forthcoming resignation. Schroedinger’s Brexit. Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“…this needs finishing quicker than…” By now you should have heard the news that Dave has returned to Benediction. This is going to mean a little less free time, but hadn’t ought to change the current schedule that MBR has. To prove this, here’s some brand new content seeing Dave, Kent and Bob joined by a guest, and bloody good mate, Laurs. Or is it Lars? Either way, it’s a corker of a show which may or may not contain the following hilarity: Darth whiney bitch. String cheese theory. Tom Araya on helium. Well-hung dictators with Canadian holocausts. Dead musician jokes. (Just not Lemmy.) Feeling so Thor you can’t go for a pith. Copenhagen fight club. Stoner rock, paper, scissors. Pigs with PhDs. Urine roulette. Bob’s record erection. Danish disco infernos and bloody Vikings! Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

We (and by that we mean Dave) finally got a show edited. And by that we mean half a show. Confused? Then we'll explain. First half of this episode features the unusual suspects of Bob, Kent and Dave in all their somewhat drunken glory, giving it large with a selection of tracks delivered to the door from multiple nefarious sources. You may hear references to episodes that have yet to air, but that's just the beer talking. We never got to finish that particular episode as the beer talked way too much, so Dave picked up the pieces and recorded the second half last week. It's another delve into his workout playlist, and why not? Because cobblers, that’s why not. On this oddly produced episode you might get to hear: A drunk review of panda metal. Miami Vice drum samples. Really bad cocktails. Hans Christian Andersen spoilers. German flying saucers and language lessons. Something something Cthulhu something. Apologies to Jeze Belle. And Carsten, again. Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com

“Is that the stuff in potato chips…?” CAVEAT: This is NOT the 11th anniversary show as stated in the episode. We also start it very, very drunk. (Yes, those two sentences are most definitely related.) Many thanks to Bill M. from The Devil’s Mischief for this episode’s cover image. Brand new episode with all new shenanigans. Dave, Bob and Kent get right back into it with a terribly drunken first half recorded a month before the somewhat sober second. In between is Mark’s repeated rabbiting review, which we forgot to add last episode. (Whoops.) Live, laugh, love, listen in, and lick it up. You want episode highlights? Well there aren’t any. But if you’re lucky you’ll get to hear: Terrible Shatner impressions. Drunken spelling bee. Chartered accountant vocals. The covert iPhone killer. They don’t make Yuggoths like they used to! Scarlet Johansson and a yoghurt coating. Power-bottoms in Denmark. Remember, we no longer post repeat episodes in iTunes (only new content) so follow us on Facebook for regular updates: www.facebook.com/metalbreakfastradio INFO, ARCHIVE & GENERAL COCKING ABOUT: www.darksentinel.dk/mbr.html INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @MetalBreakfast FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/MetalBreakfastRadio PayPal Donations gratefully accepted: Lapdog1@mac.com