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In Erset La Tari, life ranges from the absurdly unexpected to the darkly  intense, taking audio drama  listeners on a roller coaster across its diverse landscapes.***Chuckle along to "The Nymphaeum" as Sangha Adrastea and Brother Ravi, two  clumsy researchers, bumble through a portal to another plane of existenc , all in the name of seeking  divine guidance. ***Join the ruckus in "The Orillian Regiment" in Sada Emedu. When over enthusiastic mercenaries meet a foreign warship, it's a battle of misunderstandings in the comedy of errors which ensues.***Indulge in the  drama of "Wide-End" where high society collides with the denizens from the 'Untouchables Camp'. It's riches, reptiles, and it’s treachery!***In the eerie "The Ansa Enclave", a mismatched group bound by personal ties venture into the haunting Wildland. With every step, shadows of their past intertwine with the enigma of missing children.***Journey into the Darklands in  "Anderkant" Beneath layers of rock lies a world of ancient secrets, where Min-Min's battle against time and the scheming Lessee will grip your heart and confuse your brain.***And "The Steg" reveals a city's hidden darkness. Kidnappings, resurrections, and a sinister plot! When ex-mercenaries, detectives and magical story telling devices collide, mysteries unravel, taking everyone along for the ride.***Six tales. Plenty of action, intrigue and comedy. Welcome to Erset La Tari, where every episode is a new horizon. And remember, the journey doesn't stop here. Dive deeper with monthly episodes, and for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out: [https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]

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    15: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything is Going to be Fine...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 78:33


    Send us a textOur heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty a job! Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWant to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

    Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Context

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 7:53


    Send us a textPremier Vita Riven and Lord of Night and Day, Tai Jiong chat about the political situation in the city.Vita- Dylan Smith Jiong- Kier ZhouSupport the show

    Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Delicate Hammer, First of The Blessed

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 5:23


    Send us a textDelicate Hammer is doing a little soul searching... there is truth in the blood...Support the show

    Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Herrand and Mikhael

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 3:31


    Send us a textWith the Vashjek Inaia leaving... The Orillian Regiment Brigadier has some words for them...Support the show

    14: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Need You Aid?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 59:58


    Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesHOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?!I guess you should probably listen to find out!Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

    6: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Setting Shadow

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 25:05


    Send us a textWe do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!Drakon: Dontae MajorsKerren: Stuart BullockIskra: Ren @RenoversharesIrht: Kat McQueenHeliokyna: Rae WitteDowager: Lilly InverseIgnatius: A J FidalgoAegisa: DaniellelanoisRael: Cameron GergettLoads of Extra Characters : Kier ZhouTyphonkratos: Chris RR BausoGidia: Gemma Maclean-MairThurkearix: Glenda VillimarRael: Cameron GergettHogyn: Kier ZhouMalikor: Ray O'HareContent Warnings:Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.Join Us On Discord!Support the show

    5: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Setting Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 22:21


    Send us a textWe do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!Drakon: Dontae MajorsKerren: Stuart BullockIskra: Ren @RenoversharesIrht: Kat McQueenHeliokyna: Rae WitteDowager: Lilly InverseIgnatius: A J FidalgoAegisa: DaniellelanoisRael: Cameron GergettLoads of Extra Characters : Kier ZhouTyphonkratos: Chris RR BausoGidia: Gemma Maclean-MairThurkearix: Glenda VillimarRael: Cameron GergettHogyn: Kier ZhouMalikor: Ray O'HareContent Warnings:Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.Join Us On Discord!Support the show

    4: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Setting Stage

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2025 21:24


    Send us a textWe do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!Drakon: Dontae MajorsKerren: Stuart BullockIskra: Ren @RenoversharesIrht: Kat McQueenHeliokyna: Rae WitteDowager: Lilly InverseIgnatius: A J FidalgoAegisa: DaniellelanoisRael: Cameron GergettLoads of Extra Characters : Kier ZhouTyphonkratos: Chris RR BausoGidia: Gemma Maclean-MairThurkearix: Glenda VillimarRael: Cameron GergettHogyn: Kier ZhouMalikor: Ray O'HareContent Warnings:Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.Join Us On Discord!Support the show

    3: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Severance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 24:51


    Send us a textThis is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!Drakon: Dontae MajorsKerren: Stuart BullockIskra: Ren @RenoversharesVizier/Special Representative : Kier ZhouIrht: Kat McQueenHeliokyna: Rae WitteDowager: Lilly InverseContent Warnings:Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.Join Us On Discord!Support the show

    2: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Struggle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 22:07


    Send us a textThis is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!Drakon: Dontae MajorsIgnatius: A J FidalgoAegisa: DaniellelanoisKerren: Stuart BullockIskra: Ren @RenoversharesRael: Cameron GergettHeadmaster Jareth/Student/Herald/Councillor Branton: Kier ZhouIrht: Kat McQueenHeliokyna: Rae WitteTyphonkratos: Chris RR BausoContent Warnings:Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.Join Us On Discord!Support the show

    1: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Strife

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 21:41


    Send us a textThis is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!Drakon: Dontae MajorsIgnatius: A J FidalgoAegisa: DaniellelanoisKerren: Stuart BullockGidia: Gemma Maclean-MairIskra: Ren @RenoversharesThurkearix: Glenda VillimarRael: Cameron GergettHogyn/Fara: Kier ZhouCoronation Elder 1: Dylan Smith Coronation Elder 2: Lauren DeakinContent Warnings:Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.Join Us On Discord!Support the show

    Call to Arms! Kingdom of Lern Pilot.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 2:26


    Send us a textHey everyone! We are super excited to announce the release of the pilot episodes of The Kingdom of Lern over the next few weeks!We would REEEEALLY appreciate your feedback on this story before we go into full production. Use the 'Text us' function hear in the show notes, the comments on Spotify or, hells, join us on Discord to discuss!Join Us On Discord!Support the show

    Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Ceannaí and The Brigadier

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 3:02


    Send us a textCeannaí chooses an inopportune moment to approach the (very sweary) Brigadier of the Orillian Regiment!Support the show

    13: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: We All Died For Daya!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 62:32


    Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThey have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real. Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force?I guess you should probably listen to find out!Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

    Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: The Vashjek Inaia

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 2:08


    Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesHerrand and Tran contemplate what is to come...Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnSupport the show

    12: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything Is Totally Normal!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 57:07


    Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials'  and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

    Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Ceannaí

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 5:13


    Send us a textCeannaí plots in the shadows.Support the show

    11: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: The Clothes Maketh The Man..

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 63:31


    Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesVita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do?Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

    Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 1:59


    Send us a textDid you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!The Boys return to see the aftermath of the Warlord's feint. Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - GirunduuSupport the show

    11: The Orillian Regiment: That's The Way He'd Want To Go!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 23:24


    Send us a textGazi struggles to make friends with the Red Shirts...  Colonel Wilifred struggles to put the evidence together... Gnilfeit and Third continue their battle... Tommo gets a touching moment...| Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait| Dag'r | Lilly Inverse| Deky | Cameron Gergett| Gazi | Graham Capobianco| Gnilfeit | Krissi Williams| Layna Jareg | Rae Witte| Major | Chris (One Wall)| Olda| Anne Marie Lebeau| Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)| Sushila | Loretta Chang| Tommo | Jack Duncan| Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam| Wilifred | Ed CraggbarberSupport the show

    10: The Orillian Regiment: He's Not Going To Make It, Is He?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 24:33


    Send us a textGazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back...  Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir. | Anan | Skyler Giordano | Bezeroa | Tyler Moody | Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait | Dag'r | Lilly Inverse | Dagrun  | Kier Zhou | Deky | Cameron Gergett | Door Man| Graham Capobianco | Gazi | Graham Capobianco | Ivanic | Justin Fife| Jinu | Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_Overshares | Kane| Tyler Moody| Layna Jareg | Rae Witte | Luobo | James Hart | OR Guard | Tyler Moody | OR LT | AJ FidLAGO | Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)| Sendat | Rae Witte | Sharp | Kier Zhou | Tommo | Jack Duncan | Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam | Wedder | Chris (One Wall) | Wilifred | Ed CraggbarberSupport the show

    Friends Of The Show: Storytime with Silas.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 40:17


    Send us a textHey all! Welcome to another ‘Friends of the Show' segment, where I introduce you to some of the incredible work my fellow creators, collaborators, and friends are doing! This week, I'm thrilled to introduce you to Storytime with Silas, a fantastic horror anthology series created by the talented folks over at The Majestic Goose Network. This annual anthology releases spine-chilling episodes weekly during the spooky season.The Majestic Goose Network is best known for their hilarious and captivating TTRPG exploits, but their talents extend far beyond the gaming table! They've been producing this deliciously horrifying audio drama for four years now.Storytime with Silas is hosted by the unassailable Girunduu (the voice of Csgt Malcolm Rigby and Flavian 'Jaggerz' Jagari in the No Returniverse) and adapted with flair by Danielle Thuen (the voice of Pheatra and Jarna in No Return). It's all brought to life by the eponymous Silas Lancaster (of Roll for Weird fame). And if you're a fan of No Return, you'll hear plenty of familiar voices throughout the anthology—so get your bingo cards ready as you explore the back catalogue!The episode I'm excited to share with you is The Lighthouse Keepers, a mind-bending exploration of the fragility of reality written by yours truly. I really hope you enjoy it and take the time to discover more of Storytime with Silas and the amazing work coming out of the Majestic Goose Network.Check out Storytime with Silas today!---The keeper of an historic lighthouse loses themselves in more than the fog when they discover their predecessor's journal."The Lighthouse Keepers" written by Kier Zhou adapted by Danielle ThuenCast: Silas Lancaster - Girunduu, Thomas - Jeremy Fair, Jacob - Josh Anderson, Townsperson - E. Ogara, Amelia - Danielle ThuenStorytime with Silas is an annual horror anthology show that is a part of the Majestic Goose Network. If you enjoy Storytime with Silas or tabletop RPG content head over to our website to check out our other shows.Patreon: patreon.com/MajesticGooseDiscord: bit.ly/oneshotdiscordWebsite: MajesticGoose.comTwitter: @goosemajesticTwitch: twitch.tv/MajesticGooseNetworkMusic:Eternal Moment - Farrell WootenYou Are Not Alone - Luella GrenAmbiance by TabletopAudioSupport the show

    The Lore of No Return!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 8:14


    Send us a textHey all!I am not going to clog up the No Return feed with all this crazy worldbuilding, but for those who are interested:The Lore of No Return will have it's own feed where I nerd out in detail (but not too much detail!) about Erset La Tari and the No Returniverse more generally.If you hate it, fear not! I won't be dropping more of it on here!But if you like it, you can find it on Spotify: Support the show

    9: The Orillian Regiment: There Is Nothing But Harmony In The Row!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 37:03


    Send us a textWe flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing! Anan-  | Skyler GiordanoDag'r - | Lilly InverseKova Dagrun-  | Kier ZhouDeky-  | Cameron GergettGav-  | Dylan SmithGazi-  | Graham CapobiancoGuildmaster-  | GirunduuIvanic-  | Justin FifeJarna - | Daniellelanois Jinu - | Ren @Ren_CantKane-  | Tyler MoodyKongol-  | OneWallChrisLuobo-  | James HartMal-  | GirunduuOlda-  | Anne Marie LebeauOR Guard-  | Tyler MoodySam - | Kier ZhouSendat-  | Rae WitteSharp-  | Kier ZhouSushila-  | Loretta ChangTheras-  | Dr Lou SutcliffeTommo-  | Jack DuncanVon Overton-  | Rachel PulliamColonel Wilifred-  | Ed Craggbarber99 Problems was performed by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreDiceAndDesire | Twitter, Instagram | LinktreeDiceAndDesire | Twitter, Instagram | LinktreeSix friends go adventuring in this actual play Dungeons and Dragons 5e podcast. Listen to find out how they avoid a TPK this week! New episodes every Wednesday.This Is BardcoreSupport the show

    Equinox: Star Harvest

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 13:47


    Send us a textEquinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)An anthology of short fiction from some of the most inventive and creative indie audio storytellers working today. Released every Equinox and Solstice, each episode features short sci-fi audio works created just for this show, all around a particular theme. All stories are (c) by their creators, all rights reserved.Autumnal Equinox 2024 - "Harvest"The inaugural episode features six short stories from some fantastic creators, working with the theme “Harvest.” Meet them and their other projects!Support the show

    Equinox: Star Harvest: Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 1:24


    Send us a textStar Harvest is written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeekEquinox Anthology is a new collection of sci-fi audio short fiction, hopefully ongoing, with episodes being released every Equinox and Solstice. Audio fiction creators submit short audio works around a simple theme which are collected into each episode.Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)Support the show

    2: 2teg: Are You Sure You're Not Just Really, Really, Really Ill?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 29:59


    Send us a textWow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier ZhouLars Xu- Blake White Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams Leda- Lilly Inverse Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood Brother Absalom- Girunduu Luobo Ironside- James HartAng Von Overton- Rachel PulilamDallen Gersia- Daniellelanois Zafar- Christian Maclean-MairSupport the Show.

    4: Mageslayers: Who Sh*t In Your Büno?!

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 7, 2024 35:31


    Send us a Text Message.Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story. Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura DuncanShain Sotalach  - Adam RobinsonDescartamelius (Dec) Go'orbulle - Dylan SmithNanda Nall- Justin FifeCinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-MairNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi WilliamsPogrim Pogglefield-Jack DuncanFlavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- GirunduuBiksune Ree-  Taylor MichaelsGorluk The Inspired- Graham CapobiancoSupport the Show.

    8: Anderkant: You Truly Know Nothing!

    Play Episode Play 59 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 30, 2024 45:46


    Send us a Text Message.Min explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup!Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair Everyone else- Kier ZhouContent Warning:- Torture- Violence- Lazy Crazy Oversexed Goddess TropeStrange New Worlds And Spaced Out Tales – The Site (snwasot.com)Join the creators of SNWASOT for 'The Fall and Partial Re-Emergence of The Dysfunctional Five' a comedy 'superhero' mini series based on their series one anthology story! Support the Show.

    Just A Little Update!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2024 2:15


    Send us a Text Message.Well, hello there, ladies, gents, and Alts! Pekko here with a little update for you!Some of you might have noticed that "The Fate of Daya," which had been on a pretty slick and regular release schedule (certainly by the standards of the No Return Universe), suddenly went quiet!Well, I am here to let you know that the real-life issues that got in the way of production have been dealt with, and the gang will be back at the table from August, with releases anticipated to start up again in October!This show is an amateur production that relies on the goodwill and talent of a band of dedicated volunteers. Given the scope and ambition of the ol' No Return Universe, it's no surprise that our best-laid and worst-laid plans get interrupted by the whims and vicissitudes of real-life priorities. Indeed, the show is structured in such a way as to ensure that when there are production delays in one story, you will still be getting sweet, sweet content from other stories! The happiness, health, well-being, and prosperity of the cast and crew of No Return will always remain the highest priority. So, no matter how much you love the show, it's just one of those things you'll have to accept until someone reckless enough pays us all to work on this full-time!But I have got some good news for you!You've got the penultimate episode of "Anderkant" dropping tomorrow, and another episode of "Mageslayers" following it up the week after, so bully for you!We've also got two more episodes of "The Orillian Regiment" in the pipeline, as well as more from part 2 of "The Steg"!So, fear not, dear listeners—whilst you wait for "The Fate of Daya" to get back on track, there is plenty of quality content coming your way!Support the Show.

    The 2teg: It's Like Dranekian Theatre!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2024 30:16


    Send us a Text Message.Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier ZhouDomina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-TickleNyalie Alaric: Glenda VillimarConstable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi WilliamsLt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteCole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek:  Stasi Dimitrova igNiillas Janicek: Dylan SmithAnzhlo: Matt EvansYvonna Isolde:  Lauren LittlewoodContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language -  Peril - Violence- Death/Dying- Implied Sexual ThemesStrange New Worlds And Spaced Out Tales – The Site (snwasot.com)Join the creators of SNWASOT for 'The Fall and Partial Re-Emergence of The Dysfunctional Five' a comedy 'superhero' mini series based on their series one anthology story! Support the Show.

    10: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Wouldn't Believe Me, Even If I Told You...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2024 50:06


    Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesCan Alaric talk his way out of this one? Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithListen to Project Gnosis Continuing from Season 1, we follow Fei, Riz, and Finn in a new area on a different side of the world, as they arrive at a stop in one of their outposts in Lagos, Nigeria to officiate Riz as part of AGON. However, recent developments have called them all to a new mission regarding activity in the region. Find more in the City of Lakes.https://shows.acast.com/projectgnosisSupport the Show.

    3: Mageslayers: It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 30:01 Transcription Available


    Send us a Text Message.The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact! Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura DuncanShain Sotalach  - Adam RobinsonDescartamelius (Dec) Go'orbulle - Dylan SmithNanda Nall- Justin FifeCinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-MairNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi WilliamsPogrim Pogglefield-Jack DuncanFlavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- GirunduuLibrarian- Kier ZhouBiksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels Sister Jiaomei-  Lyssa Jay  Listen to Project Gnosis Continuing from Season 1, we follow Fei, Riz, and Finn in a new area on a different side of the world, as they arrive at a stop in one of their outposts in Lagos, Nigeria to officiate Riz as part of AGON. However, recent developments have called them all to a new mission regarding activity in the region. Find more in the City of Lakes.https://shows.acast.com/projectgnosisSupport the Show.

    Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2024 4:26


    Send us a Text Message.Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!The Boys meet the enemy in battle and put up a good fight... but their reinforcements are taking too much time...Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - GirunduuJiloat Levi - Connor Hodgson Support the Show.

    2: Mageslayers: Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2024 28:50


    Send us a Text Message.The story continues!Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura DuncanShain Sotalach  - Adam RobinsonDescartamelius (Dec) Go'orbulle - Dylan SmithNanda Nall- Justin FifeCinte Micheart/Silda Grass-  Gemma Maclean-MairMr Grass - Robb ClarkNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi WilliamsPogrim Pogglefield-Jack DuncanFlavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- GirunduuMagekid -Ryan Andrew DillonDark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan  @KiChanVAGore Drinker- GirunduuKeith- Kier ZhouListen to Project Gnosis Continuing from Season 1, we follow Fei, Riz, and Finn in a new area on a different side of the world, as they arrive at a stop in one of their outposts in Lagos, Nigeria to officiate Riz as part of AGON. However, recent developments have called them all to a new mission regarding activity in the region. Find more in the City of Lakes.https://shows.acast.com/projectgnosisSupport the Show.

    Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2024 1:48


    Send us a Text Message.Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!The Warlord's troops arrive on the Eastern shore of the Nuur.Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Warlord Captain - Kier ZhouSupport the Show.

    743$736: FeedError: Part Seven.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 21:02


    Original release date 20 Apr 2024I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...Cole Lumbo - Chris RR BausoElyra Lightfoot - Abbie TickleMatko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)Vasa - Lily InverseSelwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova igZafar- Christian Maclean-MairSupport the show

    Bonus Episode: The Regiment at Daya

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2024 5:18


    Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya?Then you have been paying close attention!Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu  Ice Cream Seller - Kier ZhouSupport the show

    Announcement: Nymphaeum Ep 1 & 2 Rerecorded and Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2024 1:01


    Hey You! Listener! Yes you! A little birdie told me that you thought the recording quality on episode 1 and 2 of the Nymphaeum was crap. Well.. guess what! We went back and re recorded it with better equipment and touched up a bit of the sound design too! We even combined it into one 40 minute episode Just for you! Just because we love you and nothing to do with Chris RR Bauso teasing K Zhou about it and him being a thin skinned little Jessie…   So why don't you go back and relisten to The Nymphaeum now! It's blood good right!?Support the show

    9: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Am Quite Concussed!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 62:52


    Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithRogue LifeBenny Bowers is a man stuck in an ever-changing time loop: jumping from Film Noir to Paranormal Investigator Reality Show to Viking Drama and everything in between. Join us as he unravels the mystery of what is really happening and how he can finally escape.New season starts on Mar 25, 2024Support the show

    8: The Orillian Regiment: Well, You Might Well Have Killed Us All!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 24:11


    The Boys return and things get dangerous!CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan Smith(@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana- Cameron Gergett (@Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink)Constable Ang Von Overton- Rachel PulliamCaptain Luobo Ironside - James HartTpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Tomo - Jack DuncanCol Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language -  Peril - Violence- Death/DyingRogue LifeBenny Bowers is a man stuck in an ever-changing time loop: jumping from Film Noir to Paranormal Investigator Reality Show to Viking Drama and everything in between. Join us as he unravels the mystery of what is really happening and how he can finally escape.New season starts on Mar 25, 2024Support the show

    Friends Of The Show: Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2024 35:09


    Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out TalesEpisode 16 - Single Point of FailureA farcical Sci-Fi comedy crime caper.It was supposed to be a simple kidnapping. But when a hapless criminal gang ends up abducting the wrong man by mistake, everything begins to fall apart.Written by Jim CoganAnd starredJohn Kennard as ChiefStephen Newhand as BungleJim Cogan as TechWojciech Matras as WheelsJoe Kilcar as DobbsLauren Deakin as CharityPaul Lawley-Jones as Elon CarverKaleb Deatherage as the JournalistCisco de Guzman as the SWAT Team OfficerKingre32X as the News AnnouncerProduction and Sound Design were by Jim CoganOpening Theme Music by Jim CoganIncidental music and sound effects licensed from Envato ElementsIf you've enjoyed this episode then please do subscribe, like, maybe even leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts.You can also visit our website at snwasot.comAnd can also follow us on that social media platform that used to be called Twittertwitter.com/snwasotOr you can Email at email@snwasot.comSupport the show

    8: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What Manner Of Gobsh**e Is This!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 23:36


    Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThe battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

    7: The Orillian Regiment: These Barbarians!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 15:35


    The next chapter in the journal of the Chief Signalman of the HNS Deliverance.Rogue LifeBenny Bowers is a man stuck in an ever-changing time loop: jumping from Film Noir to Paranormal Investigator Reality Show to Viking Drama and everything in between. Join us as he unravels the mystery of what is really happening and how he can finally escape.New season starts on Mar 25, 2024Support the show

    7: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: Keep That Blade Sharp, Yeah.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 41:23


    Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Salryn rises to the occasion!Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show

    74310v3e5: FeedError: Part Six.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2024 28:50


    Yep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs...Samael Vine: Kier ZhouNiillas Janicek: Dylan SmithSelwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova igPaela: DragonbaitMatko: AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr FVasa: Lilly Inverse  Support the show

    6: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 41:15


    Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWill Salryn rise to the occasion?Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithStrange New Worlds and Spaced Out TalesA Sci-Fi Anthology Audio Drama series, with full voice acting and sound design. Rogue Life on Spotify Benny Bowers is a man stuck in an ever-changing time loop: jumping from Film Noir to Paranormal Investigator Reality Show to Viking Drama and everything in between. Join us as he unravels the mystery of what is really happening and how he can finally escape.Support the show

    Friends Of The Show: The Wizard Scroll

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2024 25:32


    THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snicker in delight.The Wizard ScrollSupport the show

    5: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Require It, Nonetheless

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 48:56


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    743$736: FeedError: Part Five.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 26:46


    Sorry guys... the LUDEN is still malfunctioning! Constable Lucca- Krissi WilliamsConstable D'Brie - Maddie Williams Matthias Alaric/Rayan - Kier ZhouLt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteSelwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova ig, Bones of the LandNiillas Janicek -Dylan Smith, Heartfire TalesSupport the show

    4: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: "What Do We Do?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 47:29


    Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do?Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty': Jack DuncanGM: Dylan Smith Rogue LifeBenny Bowers is a man stuck in an ever-changing time loop: jumping from Film Noir to Paranormal Investigator Reality Show to Viking Drama and everything in between. Join us as he unravels the mystery of what is really happening and how he can finally escape.Rogue Life on Spotify Support the show

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