Smart Ass

I MOVED! Has a big move and lost the studio space so we had a few weeks off. sue me. take me to court.Back in a big way, with a chill episode. Batman saves us from porn addiction. A lady rightfully wants her gift back after a woman has a miscarriage. And a trans lady deemed too fat to have exposed her penis to women at a YMCA. God bless AMERICA!DOWNSLOAD & SUBSCRIBE Y'ALL

Not racist, just have OCD. Couple wifed up men over here. Hungry Man's taste like youre fighting for custody of your children. That pussy lumpy girl, shiiiiit!DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBEFollow Ernie - @cozy_outcxst@aids_life - IG@littleaidsy - TikTok@aidshour - IG

You Christian? Prove it, nail yourself to a cross. Can't even kiss tongue kiss a small boy without getting cancelled these days! SMH!! FREE DALAI BRO ONG!DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBE@aidshour - IG@aids_life - IG@littleaidsy - TikTok

"Yeah I've been bear sprayed" Do not ask someone to not vape in your kid's face, you will be killed in the street. Mind your business. Ladies, make sure your man is CONSTANTLY nuttin'DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBE@aidshour - IG@aids_life - IG@littleaidsy - TikTok

Sports betting has gotten SO out of control, even the kids are into it. More women need to get into and get addicted to sports gambling, and ruin their lives. Also we learn that daycares are cut throat and run like prisons, which is pretty damn cool.DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBE @aids_life - IG@littleaidsy - TikTok

The Pacific North West is doing GREAT! Listening to Lil Baby in the woods should be illegal. James Riemer should have just called in sick on gay night. And it's your right to tell your neighbor to f*ck off and give him the finger.DOWNLOAD AND SUBSCRIBE

After a month and a half long hiatus. AIDS is back. Re-Rebrand. An Hour with AIDS. Discussed how if you just don't pay attention to something then it just doesn't exist. Also Tiger woods is a sneaky lil guy and Xi Jinping is cool and a hero.DOWNLOAD the episode.@AIDSHOUR@aids_life@littleaidsy

Milf manor. Toe sucking. It is your right to drink yourself to death in your home. ChatGPT needs to stop telling me how to live.DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBE

Construction. Gym. Women. We are men.Follow Peter - @pfgrntFollow the podcast - @ass_podcast

Welcome to ASS aka Aids' Shit Show. New name, new logo, same dumb as shit show. We talked:Hoe phaseFun times at a showShrek 2 and The HoudiniDown Syndrome Drag ShowsWE BACK!!!

No gay stuff at the World Cup, Trauma Tiktok dances, and the curious "disease" that is sexsomnia

Recap the controversy. Trans Brian wins a pageant. Thrown in jail for bad outfits. Rippin darts while running a marathon.

Fun things our dads used to call us. Drake. Haybray123. Portuguese people. PIZZA HUT, BRING BACK THE BUTTER CHICKEN PIZZA PIZZA HUT!!

We're BACK! I'm a pisces so had to take last week off. Halloween sucks. Stop complaining. BOOKS OVER PUSSY!!

My first trip to the casino. What a hellscape. It's beautiful! Trans troll and her big tits. The best sports call ever.

Batch bowls. Insomnia. Ignoring messages. Why dogs are bullshit and I'll eat 'em. Austin runs the MOTN in Vancouver and it's a dope space! Support it if you're in Vancouver.

Super Creatine cured my son's mental retardation. SO thankful!! Thank you Bang Energy!

I was sexually assaulted at a show recently. AIDS is all Elton John's fault. Door to door sales gone wrong. They tried setting my boy up to say the N-word at a spelling bee.

Joined by Liban "The Man" and we talk about the Breakout Fest "riots" in Vancouver, getting pepper sprayed into a different race, how much we'd go for on the open market, shitting in public protocol, and more cool stuff.

Queen Lizzy the BADDIE is dead. She was always drippy as fuck. Black people love spicy according to chic-fil-a. A couple class clowns pull a fun prank. HIP HIP HOORAY!!

Harry Styles, spit in my mouth! Fantasy football is back. Rude Restaurant is coming, but how rude can you be?

I did some Bikram yoga and was unfortunately not sexually assaulted... Oh well. What sound do you make when you bust?

Episode from Toronto. Talking comedy, manifestation, and turning a homeless man into the President.

I'll be the new Andrew Tate. There's also a tyrant restaurant owner on my street that seems like a fuckin fun dude!

We are back! After a long time we (I) am back in studio and I am looking for a common whore. I also have a crush.

We're back! Joined by Yung Ernest ||| for a pod full of voices and bits and borderline autism. Enjoy!

The one and only Jay R stops by to talk about his recent medical emergency and performing through it. Mental health and anti-depresants. His religious family. And more!

Doesn't matter where you are or who you are, the devil is smarter than you, and he's coming for you.

We discuss the upcoming documentary about having dicks that are too big. DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBE @smartasspod - IG @aids_life - IG @littleaidsy - twitter

Our boy Liban is here to hang. We watch the most insane video on the internet that is about courage? kind of? But like more about slavery and bad acting. It's GREAT!! Follow Liban: @liban_farah - TikTok/Instagram @aids_life_ - Instagram @smartasspod - Instagram @littleaidsy - TikTok/Twitter

Pronouns, active shooter drills, and administering overdose medication. Welcome to school.

Went to my cousins wedding, and it was beautiful. Almost cried but didn't. Also, it's tough to sell a house when there's a rotting corpse in it. we talked: My cousins wedding People at the wedding An elephant/woman beef BC realtor taking down posters of a dead girl Worst/best rap battle performance ever DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBE Follow: @aids_life_ - Instagram @smartasspod - Instagram @littleaidsy - Tiktok/Twitter Aidan DeSousa on Youtube

This is a very angry episode. Also, Liam Payne from One Direction is gangster as hell! We talked: Mukbangs Suit shoping Gay incels? One Direction fighting eachother and more! DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBE SUB to the Youtube - Aidan DeSousa Follow: @aids_life_ - IG @smartasspod - IG @littleaidsy - Tiktok/twitter

The legendary Robert Peng is here! He really wants to date a small town white girl. I want to date a cold Asian tiger mom. Help us out ladies. We talked: What type of girl we want to marry Rich Asian people We give advice Girl with racist boyfriend Hands free masturbation DOWNLOAD the episode SUBSCRIBE on your podcast app and on YOUTUBE Follow: @aids_life_ - Instagram @smartasspod - Instagram @bobpengcomedy - Instagram @littleaidsy - Tiktok/twitter Aidan DeSousa - Youtube

Ernie and I are dressed as sexy maids. As promo for a show. And because we're sluts.... We talked: Trauma dumping Personal stuff about Ernie How much $$ to do gross stuff What type of gay we'd be and more! DOWNLOAD the episode SUBSCRIBE to the show on your podcast app Follow: @aids_life_ - Instagram @smartasspod - Instagram @cozy_outcxst - Ernie's Instagram @littleaidsy - tiktok/twitter

Probably my favorite episode in the history of this podcast. I have decided to delegate all my attraction to women to Jordan Peterson. He knows better than I do, I'm sure of it. Also I can't be a criminal I'm fucking DRUNK! idiots. Topics: Young Thug and YSL Gang Like Mike Girls on dating apps Canada letting people use being drunk as a defense in court Jordan Peterson calling a swim suit model ugly on twitter DOWNLOAD the episode SUBSCRIBE to the show damn it Follow the IGs @aids_life_ @smartasspod Tiktok/Twitter - @littleaidsy

Tyler Boissonnault joins us for episode 54!! Tyler was a child actor, appearing in the ICONIC "Air Bud" movies where unfortunately he was sexually assaulted by the dog... This episode was awesome! We talked: Chappelle being attacked by a hood bayonet Getting into it with an old lady at yoga Cocaine $pellboy Tyler being attacked and kicked in the FACE by a homeless guy Follow Tyler on social media - @tytythecomic Follow my Ig - @aids_life_ @smartasspod Tiktok/Twitter - @littleaidsy

Wagwan gang! We're back. Again. Sorry. Shut up. Dubai seems awesome and honestly the stuff going on over there seems like not a bad time... Or so I thought. As a newly single man I am open to getting flown out anywhere!! Bang my DMs We talked: Dubai "Porta Potty" video Dubai Princesses? Elon & Twitter Nice post break up messages from your parents Hot boy/girl summer / slut phase? DOWNLOAD the episode and SUBSCRIBE FOLLOW IG - @aids_life_ & @smartasspod tiktok & twitter - @littleaidsy thanks dickwads :)

Disney cartoon movie didn't mention the attacks of 9/11 can you believe that? Absurd. Also Jaden Smith is a pretentious cock. We talked: Jaden Smith and growing up rich Doing religious sacrifices Turning Red the Disney movie not talking about 9/11 Dumbledore movie not being gay enough Dudes on bikes wreck people DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBE FOLLOW @aids_life_ - IG @smartasspod - IG @littleaidsy - tiktok/twitter patreon.com/aidandesousa

Wagwan fam! Episode 51 innit. I set out to talk about relationships in this one and ended up mostly just talking about how Tupac was a ballerina at one point in his life' We talked: Will Smith, Jada, & Kodak Black Tupac being the Mouse King Using your brain properly OnlyFans girl kills her boyfriend Shocking your penis to last longer in bed DOWNLOAD the episode SUBSCRIBE to the podcast FOLLOW the stuff! IG - @smartasspod IG - aids_life_ TikTok/Twitter - @littleaidsy Patreon.com/aidandesousa

Episode 50 folks! Wow. The most necessary podcast on the planet has made it to 50 episodes. What a milestone. This week we discuss: What nationalities I hate Siding with offenders Milking injuries Some real depressing guys Things not being so great out there SUBSCRIBE & DOWNLOAD the episodes FOLLOW the show on all the stuff @smartasspod - IG @aids_life_ - IG littleaidsy - TikTok/Twitter Aidan DeSousa on YouTube

Jeremiah and I took some time on this one to go back and relearn some puberty stuff from a 90's puberty video. We learned a lot. A drawing of a penis came on screen. It was cool.

We back! I had a birthday and was the second most shredded guy at the spa. Made me mad. We talked: Roller derby Persons of interest High performance habits Minor hockey fights 400lb Russian activist and more! SUBSCRIBE/DOWNLOAD and SHARE! @smartasspod - IG @aids_life_ - IG @littleaidsy on tiktok/twitter youtube - Aidan Desousa

We're joined by Ernie Hart, comedian, rapper, artist, & Hentai connoisseur. Within 10 minutes of this episode we started watching Hentai on the hub. It's a fun one. We talked: Hentai Music & rapping Pursuing art as a career BDSM & pegging Being an altar boy & Catholicism DOWNLOAD the episode! SUBSCRIBE on your podcast app! https://linktr.ee/Desous

I did some work for the Russian mob. They're a wildly confident and stupid people. I respect their delusion. We talked: Working for the Russian mob Fighting for your country Black people being in Ukraine Getting drafted Joe Rogan and Impossible meat DOWNLOAD the episodes SUBSCRIBE to the show on your podcast app and on Youtube https://linktr.ee/Desous

Nerds are horny as hell. Hanging out with the homeless. Comic con was a riot. Ottawa is a dump. We talked: Ottawa being a garbage city Almost flooding my place of employment Work beefs Fan Expo / Comic con Anime boobs & ass DOWNLOAD the episode!! SUBSCRIBE to the show on your podcast app and on youtube FOLLOW @smartasspod - IG @aids_life_ - IG @littleaidsy - Tiktok/Twitter

On the tail end of covid I tap in real quick to rant about the Super Bowl, dick shaped foods, and lots of other fun stuff. We talked: Getting covid Euphoria How to parent Bel-Air and being a rich family Kanye vs. Pete Davidson and more! DOWNLOAD the episodes SUBSCRIBE to the show on your podcast app FOLLOW the accounts @smartasspod - IG @aids_life_ - IG littleaidsy - TikTok

We're joined by Providence Ndizeye to talk about all the important stuff! Providence tells us lots of fun stories along the way that will teach you valuable life lessons. We talked: Bald life Rihanna being pregnant Club life Confrontation A script table read and more! DOWNLOAD & SUBSCRIBE FOLLOW @afriicanchild @aids_life_ @smartasspod

It's ME or HIM. It's US or THEM. You have to decide now. This is a very positive episode. VERY positive. We talked: Everyone arguing Giving ultimatums Open mic comedy Guy goes on rant at a deli Accidentally doing beta shit and more! DOWNLOAD the episode SUBSCRIBE to the show on your podcast app Here's the link to everything - https://linktr.ee/Desous FOLLOW the Instagrams @aids_life_ @smartasspod

Jack Indadioff aka Willy Cummernot aka Brendan Washbern joins us for a fun episode!! We talked: The Jack Indadioff saga Pranking city councils Being replaced by a rat AI girlfriends Getting hit by a car and more!! DOWNLOAD the episode SUBSCRIBE to the show on your podcast app and on Youtube Follow - @brendanfrigginwashbern on IG and his youtube Brendan Washbern Follow - @smartasspod for clips Follow - @aids_life_ for influence

Listen, no ones getting out of this thing called life without doing a little bit of homosexuality. This week we're talking: Dodgeball Birthday parties Little boys being gay Arcades Not caring about genocide and more fun stuff! DOWNLOAD the episodes SUBSCRIBE to the show on youtube and your podcast app Follow all the stuff @smartasspod - IG @aids_life_ - IG @littleaidsy - Tiktok