Stripper Stories

This week we go on an adventure talking about our favourite lube.... Cum. Why is it that people are scared of their own.. how do we really feel about this? We cum dump a tonne of good shit on JOI, CEI and solo wanks, plus Mother and Father Hole tell their own stories on when their own personal lube hit them in the face!!! ..... Separately.

In this weeks episode the holes talk about the unwritten contracts of sleeping with your mates! Do you go with the flow or does it have to be something stated from the beginning? From friends to lovers to ex's to sometimes being friends all over again. Its a story of being platonically cheeky... Love, Mother and Father hole xo

Whats the difference between a Strip Club and an Art Gallery? Not much as Chloe and Armando discuss the similar practices, clients and work ethics whether or not you swing a brush or from a pole. If you're rich in the game, be bloody honest about it please. Love, mother and Father Hole xoxo

The Holes are sick but more sick of censorship in this weeks episode. Armando explains his falling out with Patreon and move to Porn Hub while Chloe shares the bizarre new cam rules while practicing her ASMR. Ibiza is just as classy as a bum bag full of drugs and make sure you do your research before ringing each others door bells if you know what we mean. Love always, Mother and Father Hole xo

Sex, Drugs and 80 year old french white men, Chloe and Armando are back with stories to tell from the literal shit drama in Paris to Amazon douche drones in London. Strolling down drug memory lane, the two high holes discuss if its worth taking some sort of something before getting down and dirty....

HOLES, today we share our "first time"stories while reflecting on how bad our sex education was in high school. 3.5 seconds record, UFC uterus and fainting bananas are all part of the ride. Why settle for a dumb concept like virginity when " Sexual Debut" sounds like your holes are going to be on broadway?

Dearest darling Holes, This week we enter a wold of gaming and Twitch as Chloe and Armando are joined by their wonderful guide Koko Dama. Two different worlds, yet they have a lot more in common than you think! Hot Tub Streamers, riding inflatable pickles and sucking microphones aren't just for cam sites. Pour yourself a glass of Gamer Bath Water and enjoy the show! You can find Koko at www.instagram.com/koko.dama Love always, Mother and Father hole. x

This week we are back and with the topic of TOYS and what exactly we have hidden away in our holes. We also discuss the new phenomenon "Lizard Tongue" that seems to be sweeping the cam world, what pineapples in your home REALLY mean, plus a dive into the wonderful world of SEX (as usual) AND our good old faithful....toys. Knowledge is power. Enjoy Holes! XO

This week we have the one and only, our dearest hole, MISS EVIE PLUMB from Cliterally The Best on the show!! We talk everything from how-to clone a willy, the story of the human toilet and we of course reveal the deepest darkest kinks we want to enjoy.. All of this plus, Evie tells us about her hilarious first experience at a sex party!! You can find everything Evie and Cliterally the best at Cliterallythebest.co.uk Enjoy little ones, Love Always, Mother and Father Hole x

Chloe and Armando play “just the tip” on the topic of Body image! Happy hole-ing!

Dearest Shallow Holes, You spoke, we listened. Pop culture is flushed and filth is back. This week we are not only welcoming ARMANDO CABBA as our permanent "number 2"/ co-host... but we talk shit on the latest Kink discovery in our lives - Blumpkins with Mr Brown! There will be lots of and chatter on Skeeeet porn and what its really like to watch a grown man poop on a pad!!!??? A real filth of a show this week. DISCLAIMER - if you have a bad gag reflex, probs best to give this weeks episode a miss. Love, Mother and Father Hole x

Happy Friday Holes!! Mother Hole and the Penis Painter is back for the first in a three part series dissecting our new obsession LOVE IS BLIND SEASON 2 on Netflix. We discuss everything about the show including how we feel about the concept, the good, the bad and the not so holesome contestants and if we truly feel love can be blind? All that plus who we think will be filth in bed. Nothing is too naughty for this episode. You can find Armando Cabba @armandocabba on insta! Happy Hole-ing!

Chlo-hoe and her esteemed hole-painting “guest” is back with an edible episode this week talking everything food and sex. From penis Parmesan, plant porn, cream-Pie, cake cucks and more. Plus a very serious and important discussion on a statement made by Billy Eilish on porn. Holes- you've heard it here first the FIRST “LOVE IS BLIND”segment returns next week. Can love really be blind? We discuss. You can find our bestie Armando at @armandocabba

THE FIRST EPISODE OF OUR NEW PODCAST HOLES! Named after my tribe. This week Chloe fills you in on the deets of her mysterious boob covid boob job and the long and arduous journey to her fairy tail ending and huge wangers. We include the real meaning behind the “happy meal boob job” and all you holes need to know about the pros and cons of breast augmentation! Plus of course a little pow wow about this weeks viral Will Smith & Chris Rock slap- with no other than HLH bestie ARMANDO CABBA! You can find him at www.Instagram.com/armandocabba

THIS IS SEASON 2 HOLES! Chlo hoe has missed you. Tune in for all the goss on what's been going on and where Chloe's been!! Plus some big news for you all- and the podcast!!!

HOLES!!!! Chlo Hoe is back!!!!! Funky fresh and feeling fine. Mental health is a key topic in our welcome back episode as well all the deets you little pervy holes have been dying to know about on our whereabouts for the last 2 months!!! AS EVER- keep those holes peeled and lubed for an extra long episode!!!! I have missed you! Love, Chlo x

FINALLY WE ARE BACK HOLES!!!! We have missed you. BACK with a bestie ARMANDO CABBA chatting setting up his OF, Fanny worms (of course) Censorship and seggs? Plus the story of his scandalous Ted Talk experience!!!! A sprinkling of KNIFEPOINT 2.0 and of course his Stripper Stories! You can find Armando at www.armando-cabba.com check this badass out!!! Dedicated to my mate xoxo

WE ARE BACK HOLES! Another week another kink explained - DACRYPHILIA!! And Chlo hoes experience with it at work! We also address the new trend STRIPPERTOK on TikTok and some of Harleys fresh/ funky stripper stories including Herpes on cam! Have you ever had a fanny worm? To quote- “I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth- it made me puke all over her lady garden?!” I mean. No. HAPPY LISTENING HOLES!!!

The ladies from 50 Plus A Tip are here this week!! Two badass Sex Workers telling us what it's like to work in Canada pre and post corona! Touching on all their varying jobs within the industry and how they work! A true eye opener in the comparisons of sex work in different countries! Plus of course keep those holes peeled for their hilarious Stripper Stories told in true sxwork style! Open minded hoes unite! You can find 50 Plus A Tip at 50plusatip.com

PART 2 is here for those holes waiting for that #NOTALLMEN discussion with not just any dick bearing man... it's JAMIE from Let's Talk About Sex Jamie Podcast! An in depth discussion around the current climate at the moment in the UK, following and surrounding the Sarah Everard case. A different episode this week but a very important one! Hang on to those holes! You can find Jamie at https://linktr.ee/letstalkaboutsexjamie

This week Jamie Finch is here bringing Stripper Stories DICKSIDE, talking about his experience with sex addiction, therapy, polyamory, and podcasting! A fascinating chat with a real life dude talking all things dick.. Chloe also in true cock fashion talks about her UGLY PENIS STORY (it's not what you think) Tune into Pt2 next week for Jamie and I spilling the tea on the most important #Notallmen movement!? Get your Holes ready. You can find Jamie at https://linktr.ee/letstalkaboutsexjamie and on Instagram @letstalkaboutsexjamie

This week we have the creator of the pussy pillow and the Jul Uncensored podcast Julia on the show! We chat Trump, her real life “Emily In Paris” experience, eating Pussy plus that time she got filmed for TikTok on a date?!!! Not leaving out when we got interrupted mid vag chat by her DAD! Also a important conversation around the #Notallmen movement and the Sarah Everard case.

Yas holes!!! We are back after Chlo hoes slut, drunk, elderly birthday week.. featuring a WAP karaoke birthday performance... plus exciting cam deets of the week with some new hilarious Stripper Stories from our favorite HARLEY DAVIDSON.

Chlo hoe is here getting down and dirty with her girl Caitlin from Girl Wasted Pod this week discussing all the important topics surrounding spunk. Spunk in your hair, asparagus spunk (vom) spunky lips, mysterious pineapple spunk, spunk in your hair, snowball spunk- you name it we discuss the stigmas around all of it. Plus a more serious discussion on revenge porn! You can find queen Caitlin at www.Instagram.com/girl_wasted ENJOY HOLES!

WE MADE IT!!! EPISODE 30!! Plus Stripper Stories first TEDx Speaker is here telling us all about his erotic art series and how long it truly takes to paint a north facing asshole. Hilarious interview with one of the greats! Obviously with a heavy sprinkling of slut for your holes... We wanna slow dance in the butt plug isle ok?! You can find Armando and his amazing work at https://www.instagram.com/armandocabba and www.armando-cabba.com

This week we have podcast pro and sex positive gal pal Evie Plumb on the pod! She gives deets on her new sex info website plus what it's like moving in with a partner during a pandemic! We trade recycling cock tales plus the story of the mysterious clap! Keep your holes peeled for her deepest darkest Stripper Story. PARTY. You can find her at https://play.acast.com/s/cliterally-the-best

This episode focus' what it's like to cam during corona! Chloe's cam bezzie joins us this week giving us the goss about when she cammed in front of her mum plus all the details as promised for all you holes thinking about another form of income at this pleasant time. WE GOTTCHU. Take notes and leave those holes dormant no longer.

What it says on the tin this week. Chlo Hoe Hans solo. Enjoy holebags xo

This week Chloe talks to fellow Stripper and Sex educator Elle Stanger about the importance of hole rest, being diverse in a pandemic, her professional cuddling jobs, stripper fights and of course her very own Stripper Stories and why you should never play “never have I ever” with us bishhh's okay? Find her at https://www.instagram.com/stripperwriter and Stripperwriter.com

In this final episode of 2020 we go out with a bang inviting Chloe's final family member on the show HER SISTA AMELIA. She gives the inside goss on what it was truly like on the front line during the corona pandemic plus DEETS on Dave the dildo and her one night as a stripper! Much more than a sprinkling of slut for all our holes! HAPPY NEW YEAR THANK FUCK.

This week it is a full family affair with Chloe's stripper sister bestie Barren Barbs on the show. She shares how Stripping helped her come out of her shell and blossom into a badass bish! How stripping as a virgin teaches us all a lesson deep in our souls plus what it's like to live with type 1 diabetes! Literally one of our favorite episodes to date, you don't wanna miss this holes! P.s family toothbrush on your clit? I think not.

Holes Unite! Inclusive sexologist Kristin Murray Alexi is here talking all things sex ED, being a responsible hole for your own pleasure, cumming on camera and Kristin's stripper story of her time with a SPH fetish client! For you anal holes, of course we talk about it in this episode- 32.00 for you freaks! Plus Chloe's new outrageous cam “cheat kink” client story! You can check out Kristin here https://linktr.ee/yonilicious Enjoy and La Petite Mort holes.

This week Chloe has 2... that's right 2 MEN on the podcast- Tuas and Jermaine from Diaries For Discussion Podcast! - Sharing their virginity plus all their dating/ penis and kink secrets. Note- Condoms do not stop corona. Sleep sex is a thing. You can find links to their pod on http://www.instagram.com/diariesfd/

Slut club!! What it says on the tin this week! Filth from all angles. Some little minutes for your ease of ear holes/ hoe holes. DOUBLE ENDER 10:30## VIBRATE YOUR ASS 14:35## C/CURVE 25:45## LUBE 34:00## DOG CHAIN 42:55 You're welcome. Enjoy hunz x

This week Chloe has her first straight male guest on the show and she's asking what we all wanna know.... Nathan is here from the Nathan K Podcast giving us the goss on being an escort car driver while being homeless and the highs and lows of his huge career! An inspirational story! Plus not forgetting a mans take on dating a stripper, kink, his foot fetish, sex and of course football... (AND ANAL) You can check out his podcast on www.youtube.com/c/nathankpodcasts Enjoy Slut Club!

This week the ladies from CANDY GIRL POD joins Chloe to give her the frets on why a couple of muggles decided to do a podcast on sex work! How it has affected their hoe/ sex lives and the down and dirty on dating as a newly single hole. Girl gossip 10/10 on this weeks Stripper Stories!! Check out their podcast at www.candygirlpodcast.com

Chloe is living her best British dream this week with the ladies from Metro.co.uk Podcast Good Sex Bad Sex, discussing everything about what makes them and their podcast tick! Golden one liners this week that will have your holes roaring. Enjoy slut club! P.s - Master Peter call me xoxo

Today one of our very own slut club is on the podcast- beautiful Bea discussing her work with plant medicine, light language and visualisation masterbation. OBVIOUSLY her first experience with anal plus the inside goss about what it's like to be a part of the Ayahuasca tribe. YAS. She also has her own BEA-utiful podcast which you can check out here http://www.beeseapod.com/

This week our resident Dr Kink is back talking the science behind the male and female big O. Sexual repression and sexual health, what we can learn from the Bonobos plus why the Dr wants to be a lesbian with a vagina! P.s LIFE HACK on the anal O complete!! IT IS NUMBER 1. Enjoy slut club!

This week Chloe has her dearest Italian Stallion on the show talking all things dating and life in the London gay community. Leonardo's coming out story plus the top to bottom human centipede chat and of course A-Dick-She's very own Stripper Story! P.s Chloe has never shit in the shower - K?

This week we discuss how to become a real life human orgasm (incase you were interested) The good and the ugly of Tantra, JOI- plus one of our very own listeners first Sugar Daddy experiences! Chloe also gets down and dirty with her very own virgin Lovense voyage! Enjoy holes!

This week we get the down-low from one of babestations finest MARIELLA about what is exactly involved in the station of babes, “perve cam” and her views on the Only Fans scandal- plus her stripper story of when she was real lyfee Pretty Woman! P.s Let's get training those throat holes!

Caitlin from Girl Wasted Pod is here telling us what's in her slut wardrobe plus some handy tips and tricks for that WaWa dick (we know we all need)

Here he is, AT IT AGAIN penetrating us with his knowledge of the history of S&M, tantric sex, the moon and our Yoni and what is TRULY in our assholes..

We made it. EPISODE 10!!! Here it is!!! A Dr's guide through the psychology of kink and how ya holes have evolved throughout time with my very own slut Dr. Enjoy Holes

Chloe is WAP-ing into this week, spilling her final sugar daddy story and starting her long journey stretching her slut butt.

FINALLY IT IS HERE!!!! Story time Hans Solo with CHLOE! Talking period sex, filming that D and her life as a sugar slut. Enjoy holes!

First guest holes! Coinworthy is here talking the stripclub “flip reverse” plus Ali's inside scoop on sucking that D.. YUM.

BIGGER AND BETTER!! Due to high demand we have recorded an extra long EP for you guys this week!! More SLUT than your ears can handle. We hope...

YAS. Wrapped up inside our holes or otherwise this week the sluts at STRIPPER STORIES talk all things cockney and contraception.

LADYHOLES why cant we cum? Or why do we fake it? A historic wake up call from us hoes at STRIPPER STORIES!!! Every Motherf**king WEDNESDAY!!!!!!