The 3rd One Sucks

Get goo'd, nerds! It's Ghostbusters II time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the better soundtrack, don't @ me. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:03 First Watch - 3:28 Film Talk - 6:41 Ranking Time - 1:18:55 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan https://letterboxd.com/brianglowienke Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis & Brian Glowienke. Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Who ya gonna call? If you said Ghostbusters you've never been more wrong in your entire life! It is however time to bust some ghosts as we tackle the (alleged) classic Ghostbusters! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should have been more like... Caddyshack? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:06 First Watch - 6:06 What Have We Been Watching? - 8:32 Ghostbusters Talk - 17:23 Closing Thoughts - 1:29:45 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan https://letterboxd.com/brianglowienke Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis & Brian Glowienke. Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox & Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We're going way past fast this week with Sonic The Hedgehog 3! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is undesirable to all possible genders. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:14 First Watch - 3:54 Film Talk - 8:01 Is Jim Carrey Coming Back & Closing Thoughts - 1:07:30 Ranking Time - 1:14:41 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall & Dan Ellis. Edited by Cory Cox. Mixed by Cory Cox & Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We're going even faster as we cover Sonic The Hedgehog 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features a wedding in Hawaii? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:08 First Watch - 3:32 Film Talk - 6:03 Closing Thoughts & Favorite Sonic Characters - 1:16:41 Ranking Time - 1:23:52 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall & Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox & Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We're finally going fast as we jump into the world(s) of Sonic the Hedgehog with a double feature covering the OVAs from 1996 (localized in the US as Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie in 1999) and the live action Sonic The Hedgehog film from 2020. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has that sick hat we refuse to shut up about. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donateTimestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Reviews - 1:40 Franchise Experience - 4:42 Sonic The OVAs - 17:11 Sonic 2020 - 45:29 Ranking Time - 1:26:56 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall & Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox & Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This episode is theoretically about Jumanji: The Next Level. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we spend most of the episode ignoring to talk about literally anything else.Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donateTimestamps:Intro - 00:00Audience Review - 1:35First Watch - 6:29"Film Talk" (Mostly Tangents) - 10:28Ranking Time - 1:11:20Follow or contact us at:the3rdonesucks.bsky.socialthe3rdonesucks@gmail.comhttps://letterboxd.com/dellismulliganFollow Vibe Proficiency (Cory's D&D Pod) on Bluesky at:vibeproficiency.bsky.socialHosted by Mark, Dan & Cory.Mixed & Edited by Mark & Dan.Intro/Outro Music by Dan.The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We have Jumanji at home. Jumanji at home: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one Dan clearly had a bad time with. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:15 First Watch - 2:27 Film Talk - 4:00 Final Thoughts/Ranking Time - 1:15:10 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Follow Vibe Proficiency (Cory's D&D Pod) on Bluesky at: vibeproficiency.bsky.social Hosted by Mark, Dan & Cory. Mixed & Edited by Cory & Dan. Intro/Outro Music by Dan. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Jumanjiiiii Innnnnnn Spaaaaaaace! It's Zathura time, y'all. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has ole Joshy Hutch in it. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:16 First Watch - 3:55 Film Talk - 7:17 Final Thoughts/Ranking Time - 1:20:00 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Follow Vibe Proficiency on Bluesky at: vibeproficiency.bsky.social Hosted by Mark, Dan & Cory. Edited by Mark. Mixed by Mark & Dan. Intro/Outro Music by Dan. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

You know we're over 30 because we're getting sucked into a board game. We're kicking off the new year with Jumanji! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a shoe factory that inexplicably baffles one of our hosts. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:34 First Watch - 3:26 Film Talk - 11:13 Final Thoughts - 1:26:20 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark, Dan & Cory. Edited by Mark. Mixed by Mark & Dan. Intro/Outro Music by Dan. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. We're wrapping up our current trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with 'Twas the Night Before Christmas & The Stingiest Man in Town! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one manages to make A Christmas Carol suck. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:52 First Watch - 3:38 'Twas the Night Before Christmas - 6:29 The Stingiest Man in Town - 28:43 Ranking Time - 56:06 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed and Edited by Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We're continuing our trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with The Year Without A Sanata Claus & A Miser Bros Christmas! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one de-yassified the Misers. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Hey, Listeners - 00:00 Intro - 00:59 Audience Review - 02:49 First Watch - 05:56 The Year Without a Santa Claus - 09:57 A Miser Brothers' Christmas - 46:57 Ranking Time - 1:16:25 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We're continuing our trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with Jack Frost & Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one is "cut rate dime-store VeggieTales wannabe bullshit". Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 2:07 First Watch and Jack Frost - 5:53 The Worst Thing We've Ever Watched For This Podcast - 42:12 Closing Thoughts - 1:14:51 Ranking Time - 1:16:59 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We're re-entering the Frostyverse with Frosty Returns and The Legend of Frosty the Snowman as we continue our journey through the Rankin/Bass extended universe! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one throws canon in the garbage. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 2:05 What have we been watching/reading/etc? - 3:34 Frosty Returns - 12:02 TLO Frosty The Snowman - 35:25 Closing Thoughts - 1:08:40 Ranking Time - 1:13:06 Outtake - 1:18:57 Corrections: Mark says Burt Lancaster instead of Burt Reynolds at the top of the show. Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

You'll want to get in on this day one as we round out this run with A Quiet Place: Day One! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one expects you to sacrifice yourself heroically for a physically healthy white man. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Hey Listeners - 00:00 Intro - 00:17 Audience Review - 1:31 First Watch - 2:15 Film & Intermittent Disability Talk - 3:46 Ranking Time - 1:10:19 Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This is your sign to dive into A Quiet Place Part II with us! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one expects you to be scared of "grimy" Appalachian folk without clarifying what the actual threat is in the moment? Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:13 First Watch - 2:01 Film Talk - 5:00 Closing Thoughts - 1:12:53 Ranking Time - 1:17:36 Outtake - 1:18:34 Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Shhhh! This is A Quiet Place! Which is the name of the movie we're talking about. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one mercs a toddler in the first 10 minutes. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:07 First Watch - 3:55 What Have We Been Watching? - 8:05 Film Talk - 11:04 Closing Thoughts - 1:11:58 Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Look at us covering a recent release with Deadpool & Wolverine! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an Iris needle drop. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:25 First Watch - 2:45 Film Talk - 4:30 Ranking Time - 1:51:24 Note: Dan said "Days of Future Past" and 100% meant "Age of Apocalypse" when listing the different Wolverines. Wires got crossed in transit from brain to mouth. Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

It's season the sixth, episode the second with 2018's Deadpool 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Brad Pitt in it? Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:10 Would you believe we jump right into Film Talk? - 2:39 Closing Thoughts - 1:09:14 What do we think will/want to show up in Deadpool & Wolverine? - 1:10:59 Ranking Time - 1:13:11 Outtake - 1:14:18 Follow or contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Mixed, Edited and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're kicking off Season 6 with 2016's Deadpool! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the worst guy you know's favorite superhero movie. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:20 What Have We Been Watching? - 4:10 Please Watch Scavengers Reign - 7:30 Upfront Film Talk - 13:12 First Watch & More Film Talk - 15:11 Closing Thoughts - 1:09:58 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're wrapping up our Chvrches run with 2021's Screen Violence! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one Mark has actually heard before! Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/4CGcdvmIwYXn7c65tOKQ4e Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Reviews - 00:36 First Listen - 3:11 The Great Failure of This Format - 6:27 Mark Has Another Question - 8:37 ---------------------------------- 1. Asking for a Friend - 11:33 2. He Said She Said - 16:38 3. California - 19:47 4. Violent Delights - 23:55 5. How Not to Drown - 29:15 6. Final Girl - 34:46 7. Good Girls - 39:16 8. Lullabies - 42:35 9. Nightmares - 46:20 10. Better If You Don't - 50:54 11. Killer - 54:26 12. Screaming - 57:46 13: Bitter End - 1:01:21 ---------------------------------- Post Album Thoughts - 1:06:23 Ranking Time - 1:18:17 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mix, Edit and Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're continuing our Chvrches run with 2018's Love Is Dead! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a somehow inoffensive "stomp, clap, hey" song on it? Listen along at home at: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/album/4ePbJdHu99l50AwUnG1baG Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Reviews - 00:40 First Listen - 2:06 Mark Has Questions - 3:37 Dan & Mark Complain About Old Head Punks For Way Too Long - 11:06 ---------------------------------- 1. Graffiti - 17:40 2. Get Out - 21:19 3. Deliverance - 25:10 4. My Enemy - 29:23 5. Forever - 33:16 6. Never Say Die - 37:00 7. Miracle - 41:24 8. Graves - 44:32 9. Heaven/Hell - 49:16 10. God's Plan - 54:22 11. Really Gone - 57:53 12. ii - 1:01:05 13: Wonderland - 1:02:15 ---------------------------------- Post Album Thoughts - 1:06:53 Ranking Time - 1:19:03 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mix, Edit and Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're continuing our Chvrches run with 2015's Every Open Eye! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a song that will quickly settle into your heart and make you emotional! Listen along at home at: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/album/11kNM2Qz9AnObYsX3PQzuM Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Reviews - 00:39 First Listen - 2:58 What would make you rate an album 0/10? - 3:25 ---------------------------------- 1. Never Ending Circles - 12:10 2. Leave a Trace - 15:17 3. Keep You On My Side - 19:15 4. Make Them Gold - 23:41 5. Clearest Blue - 27:32 6. High Enough to Carry You Over - 31:26 7. Empty Throat - 35:05 8. Down Side of Me - 39:09 9. Playing Dead - 44:20 10. Bury It - 47:56 11. Afterglow - 51:05 ----------------------- Post Album Thoughts - 54:14 Ranking Time - 58:39 Outtake - 1:00:35 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mix, Edit and Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Hope you did your homework listeners because we are FINALLY covering Chvrches, starting with 2013's The Bones of What You Believe! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is a haunting anomaly from another universe! Listen along at home at: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/album/4mTFNkSq63GHT8i1HKC0nZ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Fan Review - 00:41 First Listen - 4:52 Mark & Dan discover their mutual love of Jimmy Eat World on mic - 8:37 Album Timestamps: 1. The Mother We Share - 15:16 2. We Sink - 18:28 3. Gun - 22:02 4. Tether - 25:56 5. Lies - 30:43 6. Under The Tide - 34:24 7. Recover - 38:56 8. Night Sky - 42:42 9. Science/Visions - 46:33 10. Lungs - 50:31 11. By the Throat - 53:34 12. You Caught the Light - 57:44 13. Strong Hand - 1:03:23 14. Broken Bones - 1:06:50 Post Album Thoughts - 1:10:39 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mix, Edit and Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're closing out the season with 1997's Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an adult human woman calling a spider daddy. Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:28 First Watch - 4:22 Film Talk - 10:37 Ranking Time - 1:13:05 Outtake - 1:16:10 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're talking about 1992's Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is a hyperbole in the form of a metaphor. Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 0:45 First Watch - 5:08 Film Talk - 9:15 Ranking Time - 1:05:16 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're talking about 1989's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one can't keep it's own fake science straight. Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:04 First Watch - 2:19 What Have We Been Watching? - 6:18 Supposed Film Talk But It's Mostly 20 Minutes of Tangenting About Jurassic Park III, Rick Moranis, 80's Family Films and Dan Does a Film Blasphemy - 10:39 Film Talk But With Less* Tangenting - 30:40 The longest weirdest outtakes where we try to make Steamboat Willie into a sex piracy thing and also something about enthusiastic consent - 1:20:20 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're talking about 2023's The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is actually two bad movies crammed into one for some reason? Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 0:58 First Watch / Mark Hates Snow Men / Talented Actors- 2:39 Film Talk That Steadily Goes Off the Rails - 12:20 Coriol Anus Snow: The Brattiest Bottom - 1:18:29 Ranking Time - 1:19:32 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're talking about 2015's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one sure does meander for most of it's runtime, huh? Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review / Retroactive Ruining - 1:05 First Watch / Turner & Hooch & Monkey Cop - 7:38 Film Talk - 12:35 Ranking Time - 1:16:12 Outtake - 1:21:40 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're talking about 2014's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one decided to let a white woman sing "Hanging Tree". Donate to PCFR at: https://www.pcrf.net/ Timestamps: Preamble - 00:00 Intro - 00:38 Audience Review - 1:32 First Watch (This is a Chvrches podcast now!) - 3:24 Film Talk - 7:58 Palestine - 29:00 Back to Film Talk - 38:42 Ranking Time (ACAB & ADGTH) - 1:17:31 Outtake - 1:22:47 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we continue our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with The Hunger Games: Catching Fire! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants us be cool with an elderly lady walking into a chemical weapon fog in a sacrificial gesture for her more able bodied comrades. Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:05 First Watch - 3:43 Film Talk - 5:55 Ranking Time - 1:30:34 Outtakes - 1:31:31 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we begin our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with (shocker) The Hunger Games. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the kid from Zathura in it! Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:12 What Have We Been Watching? - 3:40 First Watch - 10:43 Film Talk - 18:31 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we finish catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants to milk you for your blood! Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 1:02 First Watch - 3:06 Film Talk - 7:55 Ranking Time - 1:40:38 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we continue catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one IS A SPACESHIP! Timestamps: Intro - 00:00 Audience Review - 0:50 First Watch - 3:16 Film Talk - 6:54 Ranking Time - 1:04:50 Notes: Since the time of this recording I have purchased and read The Last Ronin. It was pretty good. Apologies to the tremendously talented Kat Graham for mispronouncing her name in the intro. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We are finally back to talking about movies! In particular we're kicking off Season 5 proper by jumping back into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Turtles Forever! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is too cool for school! Timestamps: Pre-roll - 00:00 Intro - 00:39 Audience Review - 1:53 Franchise Experience - 2:51 Film Talk - 19:39 Ranking Time - 1:09:46 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Pals, our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen finally draws to a close for the time being with 2023's The Loveliest Time! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has CRJ's worst song on it according to me, Bleachers! Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/4bRYGKmKOkXvKL1QBf0cGk Timestamps: 1. Anything to Be with You - 14:55 2. Kamikaze - 18:12 3. After Last Night - 21:12 4. Aeroplanes - 24:40 5. Shy Boy - 28:01 6. Kollage - 31:31 7. Shadow - 35:47 8. Psychedelic Switch - 38:37 9. So Right - 43:09 10. Come Over - 46:46 11. Put It to Rest - 49:40 12. Stadium Love - 53:00 13. Weekend Love - 55:50 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen continues with 2022's The Loneliest Time! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a hardy endorsement from... Rae-cists?! Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3l2Gi0hMjZV2uvKoWlFkoQ Timestamps: 1. Surrender My Heart - 12:13 2. Joshua Tree - 15:04 3. Talking to Yourself - 17:32 4. Far Away - 20:26 5. Sideways - 23:25 6. Beach House - 25:43 7. Bends - 28:11 8. Western Wind - 31:27 9. So Nice - 35:12 10. Bad Thing Twice - 38:50 11. Shooting Star - 42:05 12. Go Find Yourself or Whatever - 45:27 13. The Loneliest Time - 50:08 14. Anxious - 54:43 15. No Thinking Over the Weekend - 57:40 16. Keep Away - 1:02:23 Note: The resequenced version differs slightly from what is mentioned in the episode. Namely the swapping of Beach House and So Nice with one another. The Loneliest Time (Resequenced) - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2UtP7QWiBU5buqJUfUAngo Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen continues with 2020's Dedicated Side B! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one features me, Bleachers from Bleachers. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7oHKKCXCFIv3J1Yh5F08pu Timestamps: 1. This Love Isn't Crazy - 8:50 2. Window - 12:43 3. Felt This Way - 16:04 4. Stay Away - 19:40 5. This Is What They Say - 23:15 6. Heartbeat - 26:53 7. Summer Love - 31:04 8. Fake Mona Lisa - 34:20 9. Let's Sort The Whole Thing Out - 36:33 10. Comeback - 40:26 11. Solo - 44:12 12. Now I Don't Hate California After All - 47:27 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen continues with 2019's Dedicated! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one straight up stole a song from Miss Piggy and Amy Adams. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/25it7uSpNFuRoD6uNc0Tfu Timestamps: 1. Julien - 7:33 2. No Drug Like Me - 11:35 3. Now That I Found You - 14:57 4. Want You In My Room - 18:17 5. Everything He Needs - 21:05 6. Happy Not Knowing - 24:43 7. I'll Be Your Girl - 27:24 8. Too Much - 30:22 9. The Sound - 33:39 10. Automatically in Love - 36:31 11. Feels Right - 40:05 12. Right Words Wrong Time - 42:51 13. Real Love - 46:14 14. For Sure - 50:08 15. Party for One - 53:12 Notes: Sorry about the extra background noise going on in this one! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we cover our first EP for the show as we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with Emotion: Side B+! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one we're really only covering as an excuse to talk about Cut to the Feeling. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5DtDYAJmzCmazrf3eYBtgG Timestamps: 1. Cut to the Feeling - 17:02 2. First Time - 20:30 3. Higher - 24:04 4. The One - 27:58 5. Fever - 31:20 6. Body Language - 34:27 7. Cry - 37:21 8. Store - 41:20 9. Roses - 44:30 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with her deeply beloved 2015 record Emotion! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one at least doesn't include Rock Lobster, the most horrifying song in the world. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/6UjZgFbK6CQptu8aOobzPV Timestamps: 1. Run Away With Me - 13:05 2. Emotion - 17:17 3. I Really Like You - 20:34 4. Gimmie Love - 24:00 5. All That - 27:21 6. Boy Problems - 31:58 7. Making the Most of the Night - 35:41 8. Your Type - 39:40 9. Let's Get Lost - 42:58 10. LA Hallucinations - 46:13 11. Warm Blood - 49:16 12. When I Needed You - 53:28 13. Black Heart - 57:11 14. I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance - 1:00:08 15. Favourite Colour - 1:03:47 Notes: Sorry about the occasional static/crackle. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we continue our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen with her 2012 release Kiss! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is "basically a Call Me Maybe delivery device". Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3tFK16bCiCvBp2h8Btfjpv Timestamps: 1. Tiny Little Bows - 14:47 2. This Kiss - 18:09 3. Call Me Maybe - 21:58 4. Curiosity - 25:11 5. Good Time - 28:46 6. More than a Memory - 32:10 7. Turn Me Up - 36:12 8. Hurt So Good - 39:56 9. Beautiful - 43:05 10. Tonight I'm Getting Over You - 46:24 11. Guitar String / Wedding Ring - 50:04 12. Your Heart Is a Muscle - 53:29 Corrections: Yes, Dan meant 180 instead of 360. Yes, Mark meant Old West instead of The Wild West. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're joined by friend of the show Jake Mason as we begin our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen, starting with her 2008 debut Tug of War! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one interpolates a children's song to less than stellar effect. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/3ahsqOBQl7gs4e8sKfNai7 Timestamps: 1. Bucket - 19:30 2. Tug of War - 22:20 3. Money and The Ego - 26:04 4. Tell Me - 29:20 5. Heavy Lifting - 31:36 6. Sunshine On My Shoulders - 35:16 7. Worldly Matters - 38:51 8. Sweet Talker - 42:14 9. Hotel Shampoos - 45:11 10. Sour Candy - 48:02 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're blasting off to space as we finish out Pet Symmetry's current catalog with their third full-length Future Suits! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is "worse (worse), worse (worse), it's worse..." Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/2Fp4ZczUrt0I4lgDXavu9p Timestamps: 1. Simply Irresponsible - 9:25 2. Object Objectives - 12:48 3. Cat + Mouse - 15:06 4. Pet Sympathy - 17:40 5. Debt Symmetry - 21:43 6. 2021: A Personal Space Odyssey - 24:37 7. Portland to Portland - 29:23 8. Window Pain - 33:26 9. Pet Synergy - 35:30 10. Bootlicker - 38:35 11. Awesome Kingdom - 42:33 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We're back for round two as we tackle Pet Symmetry's second full-length Vision! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a gentle opening that also punches you? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5PwmGbG9yJLNOMMYEnSrQo Timestamps: 1. "Everyone, If Anyone" - 11:48 2. "Stare Collection" - 13:48 3. "Hall Monitor" - 16:32 4. "You, Me & Mt Hood" - 19:08 5. "50%" - 21:36 6. "LTCTLYB" - 24:46 7. "Blue Bottle" - 26:47 8. "St. John" - 30:45 9. "Eyesores" - 32:41 10. "Mostly Water" - 34:19 11. "Lint Roller" - 36:56 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump... in the fall?! WITH MARK?! SAG AFTRA and The WGA are on strike so while that's going on we're gonna talk music instead! Starting with Pet Symmetry and their first full length record, "Pets Hounds"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is somehow our overlap amidst our somewhat disparate music tastes? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1hFoHdnRjfgtej0hr2K4aS Timestamps: 'Two Songs...' 1. "A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat..." - 14:01 2. "Please Don't Tell My Father..." - 16:49 'Pets Hounds' 1. "My Exhausted Month (Of May)" - 19:41 2. "Give Thanks (Get Lost)" - 21:45 3. "Go Outside (Stare at the Sun)" - 24:52 4. "Class Action Force (Useless Tools)" - 26:44 5. "Use Your Illusion III (Knock, Knock, Knocking on Evan's Door)" - 29:29 6. "Spatial Ex-Perception (No.. Sleep.. 'Til Bedtime!)" - 32:45 7. "Aisle (Or Window)" - 34:41 8. "Cereal Killer (Rellik Laerec)" - 36:07 9. "Gone, Gone, Gone (Even Further Gone)" - 37:07 10. "Salad Daze (Seein' Cred)" - 40:31 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall & Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! In this episode Dan and special guest Jake Mason tackle the newest Fall Out Boy record, "So Much (For) Stardust"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one at the very least has one of the best songs they've ever written??? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5mWnMYLnfcnkDOCojHW6O1 Timestamps: 1. "Love From The Other Side" - 13:25  2. "Heartbreak Feels So Good" - 18:04 3. "Hold Me Like a Grudge" - 21:42  4. "Fake Out" - 25:17  5. "Heaven, Iowa" -  28:48  6. "So Good Right Now" - 32:44  7. "The Pink Seashell (feat. Ethan Hawke)" - 35:43  8. "I Am My Own Muse" - 36:46  9. "Flu Game" - 40:32  10. "Baby Annihilation" - 44:09  11. "The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years)" - 45:17  12. "What a Time To Be Alive" - 49:13  13. "So Much (For) Stardust" - 52:55 Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis and Jake Mason. Mixed and Edited by Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we conclude the "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy" and our season with 2013's The World's End! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has some incredibly uncomfortable readings in current year! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing, and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we continue our venture into the "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy", with 2007's Hot Fuzz! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is about cops! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing, Editing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Listeners we are finally back covering non dog sports movies after what felt like an eternity! We're wrapping up the season with Edgar Wright's "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy", starting with 2004's "Zom-Rom-Com" Shaun of the Dead! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features the world's most racist ashtray! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We made it... We are finally done Air Budding for the time being as we finish out this run with Air Bud: Spikes Back! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features Mark's least favorite talking animal companion! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

You're not gonna believe us but this dog is still sporting. It's Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we barely talk about in this episode! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com