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Just two Schmoozers, separated by distance, with a joint love of politics, sports, weather and just anything else going on in the world.


    • Apr 29, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 68: Schmear Campaign 2021 Mock Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 107:39


    Join Brian and TW as they welcome back listeners for the second annual Schmear Campaign Mock Draft. Thanks to everyone for participating and join us next time for big episode 69. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 67: Cancellations, Conversations and Constellations

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 67:10


    Episode 67 title just says it all... full description to come.

    Episode 66: Take Me To Shul

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 52:15


    Brian and TW are back for an out of order episode of T Schmear Campaign. The guys start out on a long riff on life, since it's been a couple of weeks, the. Surprisingly are joined by papa after HE called into the program, and takes us to Shul! The shows ends with the huge new UCF head coaching hire, and the life altering documentary “Two Face: The Grey,” which is now your homework. Tune in, #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 65.2: The Big Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 57:16


    IT MAY BE EPISODE 65.2 OF THE SCHMEAR CAMPAIGN BUT ITS BIG GAME WEEKEND IN THE NFL AND TW AND BRIAN HAVE YOU COVERED. THEY GIVE THEIR PICKS FOR BOTH THE GAME AND MVP , THE GUYS GO BACK TO SPACE AND PAPA JOINS THE PROGRAM TO GIVE US A STATE OF AFFAIRS IN BOTH THE GEOPOLITICAL AND BIBLICAL LANDSCAPE IN ADDITION TO HIS BIG GAME SUPRISE. ALL THAT AND MORE ON AN LOADED BAKED POTATO EPISODE OF THE SCHMEAR CAMPAIGN.

    Episode 64: New Year, Same Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 58:38


    On this episode of The Schmear Campaign, Brian and TW are back after a new year hiatus and they have plenty to talk about. Were the capitol hill riots an insurrection? What percent is Donald Trump actually accountable for. The end of our football seasons was next, along with the NBA mismanaging outside of their bubble. The episode is topped off with Papa and Bible Study. #SpreadtheSchmear

    Episode 63: A snowstorm and more

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 53:14


    Episode 63 brings the first snow of the season for Brian and TW as they talk everything from sports, to nonsense, to a pretty intense Bible study. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 62 - It's a sports podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 77:00


    Brian and TW are back for a fun filled episode with tons of sports to discuss. We talk NCAA BB and Football, and dissect the Jetsiest Jets lost of all time, it's a jam packed episode, just #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 61: The LO-T

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 72:29


    Brian and TW are back after a Thanksgiving hiatus, with a show that can only be described as a "classic." The guys get into everything NFL related, including the J-E-T-S T-A-N-K and maybe a little Dolphins conspiracy regarding Tua? They get into dessert monoliths where Brian humbly accepts the nomination to succeed Jim Bridenstine as NASA Administrator. Tal hands out a Renaissance Man of the Week that hit close to home. Papa is back and TW breaks some news to Brian that he just cannot believe. Bible Study is the star of show as the guys get into the destruction of Sodom and Gomorra featuring LO-T. #SpreadtheSchmear

    Episode 60: The Big 6-0

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 52:17


    Brian and TW are back with another milestone episode, this time the big 6-0. The guys get deep into the happenings of the week, including Trump's refusal to concede the presidential race, we talk Tua and the dolphins (and the Jets). Bible study this week gives the guys a glimpse into some big moments coming up. The guys also paid tribute to a fraternity brother who passed away after a hard-fought battle against brain cancer. RIP Jack.

    Episode 59: What is an icon?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 70:42


    Brian and TW are back for a an election and politics packed episode. Do we have a contested election at hand? Hear what the guys have to say. We get YUGE breaking news about a friend of the Podcast winning NL manager of the year, talk some Tua and the Jets MNF entertaining tank game. The guys finish with a heartfelt tribute to the Icon, Alex Trebek.

    Episode 58 (And Bonus Intro)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 134:31


    The guys are back with a lot to look forward to. We have big football weekends ahead and of course Tuesday is culmination of 2020 election season (hopefully), papa joins to share his thoughts and the flood finally recedes in this weeks Bible study. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 57: Blame Sports

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 70:31


    Brian and TW are back, and they explain their hiatus is due to their teams (Yanks, Marlins, Heat) being in the playoffs, and now being eliminated. Whatever the reason? They are back. It's a jam packed episodes with Yankees recap, the heat championship run, POTUS' positive COVID diagnosis, and Noah is on his way in this week's Bible club. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 56: The Boys are back

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 61:33


    A lot has happened since the boys have been away for the high holidays , while the dolphins and Jets still suck ass the road to elections got a lot more interesting with the passing of RGB (rest in power). Brian and TW talk what to expect in trumps nd f SCOTUS nominee and why TW compares the left to the Atlanta Braves.

    Episode 55: Sports Night in SchmearTown

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 64:41


    Brian and TW are back after a week of technical difficulties and we have a heavy sports episode. The Yankees are in the middle of one of their worst stretches, and the Marlins are not. We have big football predictions including Super Bowl predictions and some bold predictions. On this weeks bible study, we get ready to board the world's first cruise with Captain Noah. #SpreadTheSchmear

    Episode 53: The World is Coming Alive

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 58:44


    Brian and TW are back with a jam packed episode full of sports, politics and the Bible. We have a very very special member of Tal's family join us (unbeknownst to her). Tune in for it all!

    Episode 52: Throws of Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 68:50


    Its Episode 52 of The Schmear Campaign and the guys would like to have a word with the unwritten rules of baseball. From Fernando Tatis Jr. to the USPS, all the bases are covered on tonights show. Plus Papa Kirsch really flusters Brian to end the Show you don't want to miss it!

    Episode 51: We've got a race

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 71:06


    Brian and TW are back for another jam packed episode. They talk about baseball - specifically the yanks and marlins, they get into politics and talk Kamala Harris being named sleepy joe's running mate, Brian's new work from home hobby, a crazy bible study and papa's back.

    Episode 50 - A few days late

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 57:32


    Sorry this is a few days late, but you will just have a quicker episode 51. Welcome to episode 50 of The Schmear Campaign. Brian and TW are back to discuss everything related to baseball, basketball, politics and so much more, including original sin in the weekly Bible club!

    Episode 49: The Tropics and Sports Are Heating Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 69:18


    Brian and TW are back and it's a jam packed episode. The guys cover all things baseball, including the Marlins COVID outbreak - and possible conspiracy? They talk Basketball, Bible, Monkey updates and a special live weather model reading in anticipating of Isaias! #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 48: Beggars can't be choosers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 47:59


    Real sports are back and so are Brian and TW. With baseball returning this week the guys give their World Series predictions and talk about what they're looking forward to the most during this 60 day sprint. We go back to the NBA bubble to check in on our favorite professional virtue signalers and we close the show with friends of the program Adam and Eve as they fave a new foe: the serpent

    Episode 47: All Comets Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 73:27


    Brian and TW are diving into the second year of The Schmear Campaign with a jam packed episode. With sports fast approaching the guys get into a spirited debate about the return of football and what to expect from the upcoming return to play in the NBA and MLB ... TW takes us back to area 69 as he is woke on the Wayfair conspiracy theory setting the internet ablaze ... And it was a crazy week in all things from the mob canceling minority owned Goya Foods to Desean Jackson being an Anti semite... all that and more!

    Episode 46 - Happy Birthday Schmear Campaign

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 62:06


    Brian and TW are back with a milestone episode - our first birthday! The guys have on special guest Papa on for the duration of the episode - which focuses heavily on sports and cancel culture. They also went deeper into the Garden of Eden on this week's bible study.

    Episode 45: Frank Takes On Cancel Culture

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 147:29


    Tune into the latest episode to hear Frank the Tank's take on cancel culture plaguing the country. We also talk sports, The St. Louis Gun Couple and spring much more.

    Episode 44: Cancelling the Cancel Culture

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2020 63:26


    Brian and TW are back for a big episode featuring the cancelling of US Presidents and founders of our country - and of course the literal founder of the “new world.” The guys talk sports, have a renaissance man of the week and papa is back. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 43: Better late than Never

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 84:10


    After recording on Sunday, it took Brian much time to get this loaded, but it is jam packed. We talk possible Covid reemergence, the continuing response to the Murder of George Floyd, and plenty of sports talk + bible study and papa is back.

    Episode 42: Time to search for an island?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 221:07


    Brian and TW are back to give you their perspectives on all of the craziness facing our country. From peaceful protests, to chants calling for defunding the police, we also have local Miami news regarding Joel Franco and will baseball be played? Bible verse of the week and papa is back.

    Episode 41: A Conversation Honoring George Floyd & More

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2020 92:41


    In one of the most honest episodes of the Schmear Campaign's young life the guys share their thoughts and concerns over the tragic murder of George Floyd and the country's Response. What can we do? Why it's ok to denounce the history of racial injustice amongst African Americans and Police in this country while also believing that looting and opportunistic behavior is not the way to make sure the message is being heard. Brian amd TW then try to highlight some positive news this week with America's Return to space and what it means for the future of Space travel. Finally in what has become tradition we preview the 2020 Atlantic Hurricane Season and give our official predictions. All that and more!

    Episode 40: Over the Hill

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 57:00


    *Milestone episode alert* Brian and TW are proud to bring you episode 40, which just happened to be recorded on Memorial Day. The guys talk all sports updates including with all the pro leagues, The Match for Charity which had YUGE ratings, weekly bible verse and we end things with Hitler's Alligator. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 39: Sports on the Horizon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 78:14


    Brian and Tw are back for an another action packed episode. The guys get into nascar and golf being on tv, the proposed MLB plan to return and discussed the latest shit idea coming out of the NFL re: hiring minority candidates. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 38: Tropical System Quaratine

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 60:40


    On the latest episode the guys go truly off the script and talk all things from Coronavirus exhaustion to TWs pandemic split pea recipe. TW brings us up to speed on VICTIM and NFL safety Earl Thomas while Brian gets us ready for hurricane season with his first advisory of the season

    Episode 37: COVID and a Jam Packed Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 65:42


    On the latest The Schmear Campaign, Brian and TW start of with looking forward to comes next in the fight against COVID-19. They get into sending Coach Shula off into the sunset, MJ and the last dance, taking over of animals around the world and of course a papa cameo. Tune in for great episode. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 36: Schmear with a side of Sports

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 66:48


    On the latest episode of The Schmear Campaign, Brian and TW recap the NFL draft and give each others teams props talk baseball and basketball exploring ways to start and restart their seasons, Kim Jong Un potentially being dead, and more sports craziness in quick hits. Plus Brian is getting a puppy.

    Episode 35: First Annual Schmear Campaign Listener Mock Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 179:29


    Episode 35 of the smear campaign is a long one, but good one. Entering week six of the quarantine and The Schmear Campaign presents its first annual listener NFL mock draft (28:39). This is probably the biggest episode of The Schmear Campaign yet, literally and figuratively. Brian and TW have gone from Podcasters to Time Travelers, recording this episode over 3 different days and three different times. Listeners from all over the country and world joined in to make their selections for their respective teams and the guys had some fun with them all. We also have our draft grades, talked crabs and handed out our first ever Narc of the week. Papa of course made his weekly appearance.

    Episode 34 - Earl's Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 76:25


    We have a VERY special guest on this weeks episode. Straight from somewhere in Georgia comes new dad Enigma Earl, we get into sports, weather, China virus... so basically everything this podcast is about these days.

    Special Episode: TW Throws It Back To The Tailgate

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2020 105:20


    The Schmear Campaign presents a throwback episode of Tal's Afternoon Tailgate with Yoni D. Tal and Yoni are reunited after 11 years apart from their last broadcast and it's as if they never left the airwaves. The guys talk all things from NFL Draft to Jeff Van Gundy lying about never tasting hummus: See what's cooking at the tailgate, you won't be disappointed! 

    Episode 33: Life in Quarantine Goes On

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 68:47


    Brian and TW are back for action packed quarantine episode - now entering week 4. The guys discuss a lack of sports and whether we will have them again and what that might look like and much more related to Corona.

    Episode 32: Frank's Encore

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 77:43


    We're 3 weeks into quarantine so why not celebrate with friend of the Program Frank the Tank Fleming . The 3 amigos talk Coronavirus , Sing zSome sings , and allow Frank To be frank

    Episode 31: Joe Exotic Helping Us Through It All

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 59:54


    Brian and TW are back to discuss pretty much all things China Virus. We talk politics, healthcare and of course the amazing Dr. Fauci. Special Cameo from Dad to discuss what his life is like in Quarantine and a bunch of other messed up stuff.

    Episode 30 - Life in Wuhan Virus Isolation

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 54:27


    TW and Brian are back and practicing social distancing to the best of their ability. Obviously Wuhan Coronavirus dominated the show, with some pretty hot takes. We also get into the Tom Brady era coming to an end in New England and what life is like without sports. Rate, Review, subscribe and share!

    Episode 29: From Baseball to Bibles

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 87:17


    Brian and TW are back for another loaded baked potato of an episode. We have our first incarcerated renissance man of the week and the guys take a stand on socialism. From the Bible to Baseball this episode covers all the bases.

    Episode 28: The Wuhan Clan

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 72:31


    Brian and TW are back after a brief hiatus and it's a packed episode. The guys share their thoughts on the death of Kobe Bryant, the most Miami Super Bowl halftime show, the “devastating” coronavirus, Trump's best week ever and we get a special cameo from Dad. Rate, Review, subscribe and share!

    Episode 27: Mazel Tovs and Shiva Calls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 52:21


    Brian and TW are back for a jam packed episode. They recap the latest Curb premiere (spoilers) and pigs in a blanket, the (predictable?) championship weekend and send congrats to Larry Walker and The Captain Derek Jeter on their election to the Hall of Fame. TW pays respect to a Macon legend, and the NFL has a wild draft coming up...plus so much more.

    Episode 26: Go Go Diego

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 67:47


    Episode 26 of the schmear campaign is live and Brian and TW have put together its most diverse episodes yet. From the Tigers in the Bayou to Diego the Horniest Hero in the World this episode has it all. The guys go to Akon's new city in West Senegal and it gets them thinking what there currency would be. Plus Would you want Gwenth Paltrow's Vagina Scent as your candle scent? We discuss. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 25: Soleimani is Dead and So Are The Patriots:

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2020 72:41


    Its been a hell of start to the decade and if the first week of 2020 is any indication of how the rest of the year will go `then buckle up! Brian and TW have you covered with wall to wall coverage from A wild Wild Card Weekend to a Wild Weekend in Iran. In what is probably are most informative episode yet Brian puts on his foreign correspondent hat and breaks down how we got to where we are with Iran and why TW compares Joe Burrow to Solemani. Theres multiple breaking news alerts throught the pod so youre getting the information as soon as the guys do. All that and more on the Schmear Camaign

    Episode 24: Salute to the 2010's and Hello 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 70:54


    Its the final schmear of the teens and Brian and TW reminisce about some of the Best Moments and Personalities of both the past year and decade. The guys talk everything from the College Football Playoff to Impeachment. TW has beef with Brian Roberts and why its Time to let Barry and Roger into Cooperstown! Don't drink and drive. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 23 - A Packed Deli Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 65:30


    *Stay tuned for a quick outtake* Brian and TW bring us one Schmear closer to the end of the decade and the guys continue to cover it all this week. From Gerrit Cole to the Circle Game and newly minted time person of the year, Greta Thurnberg vs a German Train. Plus Kobe Bryant wins perhaps the greatest award of his stellar career. All that and more on the latest episode.

    Episode 22-RIP Juice Wrld (and Happy Winter Meetings)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 80:16


    In this action packed episode Brian and TW do their best to handle the passing of Juice Wrld all while covering everything from LSD tripping dolphins to the Future QB of the Miami Dolphins, Tómas Brady. Brian gives his deep dive into the winter meetings as the Yanks (and TW) make their pitch for Gerrit Cole to come to the Bronx. All that and more from the official podcast of new Arkansas Razorbacks Head Football Coach Sam Pittman , Yessssir! #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 21 - Feeling American

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 56:42


    Brian and TW are back for episode 21 and feeling quite American. They recap their Thanksgivings and look forward to the holiday season. The Jets suck and are who we thought they were and the Dolphins fill Tal with mixed emotions. We have a bald eagle that's resilient as hell, Britons who are tough as hell with narwhal tusks and fire extinguishers and the beauty of sunning your butthole... that and more on this packed, yet efficient, episode. #spreadtheschmear

    Episode 20 - Roaring Twenty

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019 64:38


    Brian and TW are back for the 20th Installment of The Schmear Campaign. The guys take you everywhere from The DC Swamp to the Courtrooms of South Africa as they debut their newest segment "Lox and Order." Plus in honor of Thanksgiving Brian and TW talk turkey and their odeal Thanksgiving Plate. All that and More!

    Episode 19 - Deep in the Schmearinghetti

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 77:30


    Brian and TW are back for an after dark episode of The Schmear Campaign. We have a packed NFL segment with Kaepernick and Myles Garrett reaction, three huge Schmearinghetti segments including cocaine enraged hogs, swimming cows and Snakes in a Spa. We also have the ridiculousness of gender reveals, politicians dropping official envelopes filled with cocaine in airports and so much more.

    Episode 18 - Are we a Prison Podcast?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 73:51


    Happy Veterans Day! Newly Wedded Brian and his bachelor co-host are back post Jamaican Honeymoon and they dive right back into things. A lot happened while Brian was away. Of course we touch on Football, but quick hits was where it's at this week. We have a fun Shawshank style Segmento De Prisao, who gave Dion Waiters his edible, A Nigerian Renaissance Man of the week and so much more, including Jeffrey Epstein probably didn't kill himself. #spreadtheschmear

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