Total Babble

Stew is a Dick - Not a Day for Kings! Protestor Interviews - America, Fuck Yeah!! - It's Like a Simpson's Birthday - Rides for Immigrants - Don't Kiss the Depressed

The Invasion of LA - Trump Rumors - Time to go Punk Rock!!!  Listen: Turnstile - Never Enough"   Credit to soymiguelcontreras on tiktok for audio at the end.

Small Talkin' - Parenting - Flip Your Baby - The Taco Movement - Applesauce on Hamburgers - Taylor Swift and Her Catalog - Military Wife Detained; Deported When Trying to Visit Husband on Vacation

Show Stuff - Protesting;Talk to Old People, New(er) Protest Songs:  Don Henley "I Will not Go Quietly" Goo Goo Dolls "Flat Top" - Kindergartener Gives Out Jello Shots - Total Babble Olympics - Pregnant News Anchor Goes Into Labor While on Air - Circumcision - What's the Deal With Tom Cruise? - Sexual Harassment?

Wrong President - Guitar Center Marketing - Emily Navratilova - Bieber, Losing It - Doot Doot Doot Doot Do Do - Dean Del Rey - Voting

Papal Follow Up - Mother's Day - Fricken Lasers and Probes - Emily and Stew's Abduction Medical - Amber Heard's Demon Spawn - Diddy Trial - It's OK to Show Boobs if They're Cut Off - Alyson Welborne Video

Just a Little Bit of the Tip - Fixing the Broken World -They Look like a Pain in the Ass - Has Society Hit It's Low? Dick - Absurd News Story… HE Assaulted you?

Total Babble Meat Spin - Yelping Grocery Stores FTW - Papal Stuff - George Santos Piece of S, but… - Australian Twin Mashup!! - Name That News Story - Australian Radio Star 

Some Health and Death Talk -The Pope Died - Protest More - The System by @subradioband Check them out - Ethical Question... Best Buy - Fun With Logos (the Female Breast is Bad!!!! & Oh There is a Baseball!!)

Hello Cox!! - Gouda - Chicks in Spaaaace! - Total Babble Diapers!! - Fight the Oligarchy With Jeff Rosenstock - Youtube Out of Context - Burn a Goat!!!

Vacation Show - Emily Should Learn Audio Editing - Cheese is Like Heroin - When Your Friend is a Travel Advisor - Underwear Talk - Kanye

When You Just Lose it and Almost S Yourself - Cancer Pets - Protesting and the Things You Notice - Animal Racist? - April Fools and Time Freedom Fighters - Citizenship in This Country - The Rehooterization of this Country - Trump Gets Hit in the Face/Taken Aback by the Boink - Suzanne Somers AI - Menopause

  Egg Disguises - Protesting, an Audio Diary - Coup the Coup!!! - Dua Lipa Down Under - Adam Driver, the Badly Drawn Boy.

Thanks to Guitar Center, Orange - Do you Think Animals Get Tired of Us Baby-Talking to Them ? - Apathy in Protest - Plan to Get Rid of Trump - One of the Eagles Has Died - Alec Baldwin and Not Hilarious - Pizza Delivery in Florida - Emergency Preparedness Advice - Girl Scout Cookies, Now With Heavy Metals !   Credit to Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio for the Metal track.

What OnlyFans Would You Do? - Old German Flat Tires - Gene Hackman - Dolly Parton's Husband and Boobs - Eaglets and Eagle Sounds - Protesting - Newsom and Trans Rights - Lavender Marriages - Stew's Been thinking About the Band Berlin

Reiki ASMR - Trump, Russian Pawn? - Alec Baldwin and the Talentless - Big Banana Facts - Katy Perry in Space - Eminem Crowd Chant

How to Drive Illegally - The Pope, Man of God? Rudy Sarzo, Man of God - Elon's Justify Your Job Emails -  Kid Rock is still an asshole - The Nicest Mailman Ever - Raising Teens

This Many Days Dumb - Pink Floyd Kid  - Sheryl Crow  - That Musk Kid - Guy Swallowed by a Whale - Bryce Mitchell, UFC Moron

Super Ball - Our President is Homer Simpson  - Anonymous is Back -  God Damn Fatbergs - Eurovision Song Contest - New Peanut Allergy Research

Home Improvement - Sucks to be You. Guess you Should Have Voted Better - Tesla Prejudice. Has a Woman Ever Directly Bought a Cyber Truck??

Trying to get Kicked Off of Social Media - The Ballad of The Shagnet & When Dog Death Goes Bad - Now I Can't Go to Target or Watch CNN! - Severance

Corporate Ass Suckers, Zuckerberg, Musk, Bezos, Cook, Dogg  - TikTok? - The 2025 List of Banished Words

Fires and Blame - Death Penalty - The Egg Conspiracy - Deer Half Update - 58 Pop Culture Moments And Things That Are Officially Turning 10 Years Old In 2025 Buzzfeed

Catching Up - Aubrey Plaza's Husband - Air Purification - Golden Globes - Hakeem Jefferies "Fights" Hard - Puppet Talk- Wicked, Ariana Grande/Kate Beckinsale - The Origin of Nuggies Secret Track

Migraines and Broadcasting and Dodgeball - Bouncy House - Elton John, Never Too Late -  Drone Sightings - Kids and Religion - Thailand Man Trapped in Well - Stew is a Jedi - Your Complaints, Our Business - Youtube Out of Context: Blackjack Advisors - Buyer's Remorse at the Suburu Dealership  - Happy Holidays!! Join a Class Action Lawsuit!

Dog Attacks - Congrats to Emily for Joining This Hellscape of a Country!! - United Healthcare CEO Killing. We are Living in Grand Theft Auto - Mattel Sued Over Wicked. Porn With Emily - The Great M.O.A.B. Santa Riddle

Curb your Horse! - Stew King of the Hill on a Bike - Trying to Get a Jesus Freak - Emily's New Project Stew on a Dating App. - Old School Anger - Opposites Attract.- Chinese Frog Pizza

Emily Almost Cut a Bi*ch!! - Show Christmas Gifts - Bowling - New Catch Phrase Sweeping the Nation: Treat Yourself a Round of Sausage!! - Dave Coulier/John Stamos -  A Georgia Woman Was Arrested Because She Let Her Son Walk to Town - Urkel Dick Pics. Did I Do That?

Whippy Goosenip!! - Follow Up - How to Handle the End of Your Dog - When Peloton Goes Funny - Celebrity Death: Quincy Jones and Teri Garr - Stevie Wonder is Not Blind? - Bad Monkey - The Penguin - Yellowstone - This Many Days Dumb - Is Taylor Swift Milli Vanilli? - Other People's Screw Ups - Wicked

Real, Honest Reaction to Being Bind-sided by the 2024 Election. Is Stew an Alarmist? -  CR&R Waste Management Hates the Elderly - Leonard Bernstein!!!!

Tony Hinchcliffe (Kill Tony) - Emily's Air BnB HELL - Green Day Demastered - Halloween - Boeberts for Everyone!! - 2024 Election, Trump and who to Fuck

Hot Rod Kittens - #FTFF - Win $1000!! - The Endless Pencil - Home Alone, the Red Shirt Edition - Adventures at the Apple Store - Brandon Chiasson From Ontario's Most Haunted - Happy Halloween. *** The $1000 prize will be awarded to the first person to exactly guess what is in Stew's biker shorts. A picture of said shorts will be posted to Total Babble's social Media. This contest is valid until 10/23/25 (1 year from air date of the original show). No purchase necessary. *** 

Back "live " next week. But will it be live? Halloween. Corny monster laughter here.

!@*&ing Nature - A Minion of Crows - Hurricane Milton - Wishing Hateful Things in Trump - Howard Stern/Kamal Harris interview - TikTok Sued -  #FTFF Fuck That Fucking Fucker!!! Join the Movement 

Had some tech problems, so this is from our backup recording. Future stuff will sound better! Some Last Week Stuff -  The Rainbow Bridge  - My Old Ass - Joker: Folie à Deux - Biking - Saturday Night Live - Dumb People that Name Their Kids Terrible things - Started to Talk About Eggs - Disconnect…

Stew's Best Money-Making Scheme Ever! - Chunder!!! - Danny Trejo and Salma Hayek - Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's Secret to Success - What Would You Do to Win a Car?

Emily, So Many Names; So little Time - MTV Video Music Awards - Eating Schnauser - The Presidential Debate  - Emily Racist Story - Dave Grohl is a Cheater

Fan Fan Fan Booop (Muppets) - Chappell Roan - Parking for Young Children - Bear Cub Driven from Ontario to Windsor, Fed Taco Bell

Stew Pussed out? - Moon Zappa, Earth to Moon - It's Breakfast! - Man on Mountain Hike Abandoned by Co-Workers - Boaty McBoatface, the New Ape!

Fish Kissing - Girl Bar Fight - Almost Went MAGA. Make Oprah Stop!! - Chappell Roan Talk - Taylor Swift and Beyonce in Politics -Santos Pleads Guilty - What if Metallica was Yacht Rock?

Trash Talk - Pizza, Hottest Substance on the Planet - New Olympic Events Ideas - Phil Donahue - Indiana Jones Hat - Ever Kissed or Thrown a Fish - When a fish Falls on Your Car - When Self Driving Cars Fight!

Weekend Challenge, Costco. Costco Jonah Hill - Olympics and Ray Gunn Break Dancing - The New Trump Theme - Drug Talk - Moments of Human Interaction

Walking Pad - Cox Jihad - New Career Goals - New App Idea - Total Babble Olympic Moment - Cocaine Sharks

Kiwis - Cox Communications, THE Worst Company on the Planet - Deadpool Wolverine/Kid Content - The Trump Battery Shark Riddle/JD Vance/Project 2025. Follow the Lincoln Project.  - The Thicket with James Hetfield - Offending Your Friends

Catching Up - Celebrity Deaths -  New Nextdoor Fight - Grandpa Biden and Kamala Harris - Tenacious D (Kyle Gass and Jack Black) - Trump Shot

A laugh at the past.

Where on Vacation, so enjoy us!

Catching Up - Political Stuff: Debate, Supreme Court Ruling - THE WORST Idiot Drunk Driver EVER. You can search 'Officers Amazingly Keep Straight Faces During this Arrest' on Youtube

Camp and "That Trans Kid" - Bucket List -  The Hawk Tuah Girl - The Autism Spectrum - Travis and Taylor- Madonna Sued Again and Again. Also, F Motley Crue

It's Easy to be Sexy - Foreign Porta-Potties - Jim Henson: Idea Man - Guard Rail Kid - Happiest Cities in the World - Elephant Names

Will Ferrall, Sexiest Man Alive? - Drea De Matteo on Only Fans - Gen Z and Job Interviews - In Sickness and Health and in Dumb Decisions - YTOOC!!!