Join America's sweethearts, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, as they hearken back to a simpler time, 2004, to answer the age old question: "What happened on LOST?" 50% TV recap/review and 50% nostalgia podcast. Every Monday and Friday, we delve into another episode of the Emmy Award winning show Lost as well as the context of the week it premiered (including important events, #1 in the box office, top song, and really whatever piques our interest).
Two miner forty-niners, Caroline Kidwell and Anna Seibert, are glad to know that the bunny is alive, even while we mourn the loss of another minor character, and read some advice on marriage. Then we touch on Snagglepuss, that infernal beeping, James Brown v. Ludacris, and beauty men. "Ruby lips above the water Blowing bubbles soft and fine..." Music by Zach Fendelman at fatbard.com.
Two sacrifices that the island demanded, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, are trying not to look like booboo the fool this week, while we discuss Dom's hair and invent a new word. Then we talk nude Desmond and pot communes. The moral of the story is that Locke is still a "good person" and what Lizzie really wants is a daddy. Do not forget that this is first and foremost a chain-based podcast.
Two estranged cosmonauts, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, have promised not to watch SexyBack until 2029. In this episode we discuss extramarital affairs, reveal if we're still single, and debate the likelihood of strawberry kisses. Throw on a teen's dress and just TRY to break the chain while we spill some tips on how to live past one hundred.
Three burnt muffins, Caroline Kidwell, Natalie Santoro, and Anna Seibert, discuss calling all of your ex's contacts. Plus, we learn which box office hit is neither good nor fun.
Two silent baristas, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, close out season two (!!!) by discovering what Lost might have to do with Watchmen, and which popular movie is too long/too boring/too pretentious. It was g'nice to see you!
Two tactless real estate agents, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, argue about whether this one is good, worry about our small ashtrays, prattle on about Michael's motivations, compare Phi Beta Kappa keys, and then decide who we think is out for revenge. Email us at youvelostmepod@gmail.com if you've ever been caught in a net. #memycarandmyplane
Two bassists for Foghat, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, count how many hatches we've accumulated, reflect on John Locke's useless pathetic life, & decide for sure that Rihanna stans Bernard & Rose. Email us if you've ever been "between places". Why don't you come on over, Valerie? [DON'T LISTEN TO THEIR LIES. THIS IS PERSEPHONE. I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME--NONE OF US DO. IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT "YOU'VE LOST ME POD", THE REAL STORY BEHIND THEM, A LIE PULLED TIGHT ENOUGH WILL ALWAYS SNAP UNDER THE BREAKING STRAIN.............................THEY'RE COMING!]
Three nonplussed rock gods, Anna Seibert, Caroline Kidwell, and Andre Colin, discuss book-burning, and our one-year anniversary. The moral of the story is: If you're going to take someone out on a date, do it fucking right.
Two restaurant violinists, Caroline Kidwell and Anna Seibert, talk groping (cuddling?) your way out of a situation, healing energy, Ian Somerhalder, sleepy Locke, and what song you probably shouldn't sing on The Voice.
Two silly geese, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, take a dip into Descartes, and check in with some heated movie reviewers. Later, we discover what an absolute gem Ron Bottitta is. Which do you think is the horniest treatise?
Two struggling Etsy artists, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, find out who's dumb and strong, talk out John Locke's timeline, and kick ourselves for not recognising Nadia. Then we discuss the white version of The Wiz, and catch some wry little quips in our Actor spotlight! Who is and is not mad at Sawyer!?
Two ESL teachers, Anna Seibert & Caroline Kidwell, discuss a devastating banana scarcity, the likelihood that Jennifer exists, & Jae Lee's function on the show. Plus, we raise our eyebrows at Daniel Dae Kim & Yunjin Kim/try to think of anyone Sun would sleep with, all the while wondering if Henry Gale is evil. Could this entire show be a dream? Does anyone remember where we've heard the name Widmore Labs before?
Two blue-eyed teens, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, identify the BRAND NEW island shit-starter!! Then we discuss child indoctrination and try to forget about all the screaming.
Two purveyors of fine wine, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, discuss Babar, Sayid's box of yuckies, & which wars we've heard of. Plus we get into which museum you absolutely must visit in Grand Rapids, Minnesota, Sayid's short hair, and shooting frogs with guns. Tune in to find out how many dogs it takes to make a Disney movie. #ItsPonytailTime
Two experienced pumpkin-eaters, Anna Seibert & Caroline Kidwell, talk fake abduction attempts, a celebrity dad lookalike, & that persistent coconut business. Then we really break down who was conning who, & chat about deceptive Hollywood people. Come for Ana Lucia's army, stay for Charlie's blocking in that last scene.
Two headless dolls, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, discuss apartments in London, & sacrificing your dignity.
Two hardboiled eggs, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, discuss Going to Trinidad, jungle meetings, and why Kate needs to stay behind. Then we tell people what they can't do.
Two timid dimwits, Caroline Kidwell and Anna Seibert, are back to debate Goldie's motivations, and what Charlie remembers. Then we try to poke holes in these instant message conversations (Where's Walt-o?). And we get fired up again about Locke randomly knowing things. Tune in next episode when I hopefully remember what I know about Yoruba.
Two friendly horses, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, discuss who's mad at Ana Lucia & who should keep an eye on Sawyer. Then we declaim which choices we "didn't like" & scour the internet for Black Pearl! Email us at youvelostmepod@gmail.com if you've ever hooked up with your wife.
Two Will Shortz wannabes, Anna Seibert & Caroline Kidwell, try to pinpoint who's dead on the inside. Then we discuss the significance of Gilgamesh, but not before being astounded by Jack having to ask twice. Last but not least, we really keep our fingers on the pulse, with more Teen Choice winners & losers from over a decade ago.
Two shy telemarketers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, discuss Eko and Ana, getting a sunburn for attention, and the skewered man. Plus we try to guess where Nathan was for two hours.
Two teacher's pets, Anna Seibert & Caroline Kidwell, are absolutely giddy with anticipation for the NEXT episode of Lost while we discuss Ana Lucia's leadership style. Before that, we serve up some personal fun "facts" about this week's movie, reminisce about liturgical dance, dream about what setups will soon pay off, ponder what Ethan's mission might have been, & lament accidental murder.
Two unlicensed physicians, Caroline Kidwell and Anna Seibert, discuss festering wounds, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, and Marie Antoinette. Then we ponder whether rabbits cause rockfalls, and babble over each other about Ian Somerhalder.
Two island babies, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, break down the real John Locke's take on child labor. Plus we celebrate the first recipient of the Lurleen B. Wallace award, & then try to figure out the logistics of the messages in a bottle.
Two shark tank rejects, Caroline Kidwell and Anna Seibert, talk crazy inflections and the hottest chick in group therapy. Plus we add another Cato to the ever-growing list, and everyone's favourite little rascal FINALLY makes it through the bedroom door!
Two boiling hot cauldrons of rage, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, discuss Austin Leslie, the Godfather of Fried Chicken! Then we have a heated custody debate, and share some shocking news about the Tampa job.
Three caricatures of their former selves, Anna Seibert, Caroline Kidwell, and Jack Wright, talk Cheesecake Factory, canned smoothies, and sopping wet children.
Two frightened co-pilots, Anna Seibert & Caroline Kidwell, discuss culty island bullshit, Flintstones push-ups, & Moses's hot older brother.
Two incorrigible vacuum salesmen, Caroline Kidwell and Anna Seibert (née Hamburger), discuss the Teen Choice Awards in our latest Actor Spotlight, then malign the PTC (Parents Television Council), and marvel at Cool Guy Moves.
Three amateur dolphin wranglers, Anna Seibert, Caroline Kidwell and Maggie Sorensen, talk staccato running noises and bootcut jeans...Plus we play two THRILLING new games!
Two bioluminescent sea slugs, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, discuss protecting your penis, & The SVU Twist. Plus we dish out a helping of Mommentary, & a fresh Actor Spotlight.
Two unsightly piccolo players, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Mom-mentary, gamer boys, and more of the 129 Ways to Get a Husband.
Two hotel skanks discuss high-stakes telephone, leg guillotines, and saviours' blood. Plus we learn how to birth a baby (It's simple!).
Two notable economists, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk bad news orchestras, diamond teeth, and nanny abuse.
Two tacky harbingers of death, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk jungle cradles, bashful beauties, and 129 ways to get a husband.
Two pushy cheesemongers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk komodo dragons, stolen puppies, and Life With Derek.
Two ingrown doll hairs, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk sweet shrimp guys, best frenemies, and how The Lonely Island saved the internet.
Two lonely goatherds, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk saucy sirens, polar bear costumes, and global circumnavigation.
Two unfortunate kitten-wranglers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk stealing dogs, summoning birds, and WALT! Plus, Anna does her second Actor Spotlight!
Two rare cuts of hot beef, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk camellia sinensis, vision quests, and too much fruit.
Two professional lollygaggers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Team Yahoo vs. Team Shlimshlam, mid-robbery coitus, and the absurdity of trying to pick a lock on a Halliburton.
Two Martha Stewarts of matrimony, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk other dads, anagrams, and jumprope challenges. Anna does the first Actor Spotlight!
Two VH1 hasbeens, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Princess Diaries, middle of the night phone calls, and what constitutes "tea."
Two incredulous cheese mongers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk the Xerox Murders, negligent fathers, and celebratory blazers.
Two ungrateful choir leaders, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk imaginary peanut butter, ASMR, and Alicia Keys's Masterclass.
Two disgraced bird watchers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk forced laughter, overt metaphors, and the movie that Adrien Brody got skinny for.
Two uninspired cobblers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk bees, crying, and the movie that Christian Bale got skinny for. *MILD MAD MEN SPOILER WARNING*
Two industrious leech farmers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk homosexual sharks, Indian bandit Veerappan, and Jefferson Airplane. They also take their first LOST personality quiz-- and you won't BELIEVE the results!!! Music by Zach Fendelman at fatbard.com.
Two washed up truffle hogs, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Outback Steakhouse, cursing on TV, and a 250-pound rat with scimitar-like tusks and a surly disposition who would love nothing more than to eviscerate anything that comes near. Music by Zach Fendelman at fatbard.com.
Two freelance ghost whisperers, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, talk Nobel Prize winners, cartoon fish, epistemology, and ponder whether any movies are certified 100% fresh. Music by Zach Fendelman at fatbard.com.
Two former pageant queens talk skateboarding dogs, burning flesh, giant squids, and Caroline thinks about explaining an episode of Seinfeld, but don't worry-- she doesn't. It's the Pilot! (part 2) Music by Zach Fendelman at fatbard.com. SyXZmcpnvJpkjWiBXm5j
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