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In his first edamame episode in some time, Kirk answers a listener's question about his unusual collection of unusual collectables, including some rare 1980s-era Transformer toys of uncertain origin.

Cleo deCap is just another dirt farmer on Daius. And so is Bortis, and Fron- and everybody else they know. Thing is, Cleo has bigger dreams than just farming dirt. The Bringening is coming up, and the whole dang town and then some will be turning up to see it. This is the year that she's going to score a take bigger than Margot Blue Eyes McCracken- or anybody! Cause there's a shiny new factory down the way- and Margot thinks it's full of Ursine slavers.. But Cleo knows it's full of TAKES. -Starring:DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-BellCleo deCap -- Taylor van BiljonBortis -- Daniel MatthewsFronn - Willem van BiljonEpisode art by Clawde Everproud Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio-Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/BackwaterbastardsIf you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.comJoin our Discord!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The Bastards go out for a cola, and come back forever changed. Board the nightmare taxi and LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE the truest adventure of your wildest dreams with The Bastards, and Adal Rifai of Hello from the Magic Tavern! A small stop for a Sassy Mama Cola turns into a life or death quest to save MidSpace as we know it- and grant a cosmic being their ultimate dream.-Starring:DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-BellCleo deCap -- Taylor van BiljonDr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel MatthewsSpecial Featured Guest/Johnny Peepers -- Adal Rifai of Hello from the Magic Tavern Episode art by BodieAmbiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio-Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com-Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards-If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Did somebody call for a hole expert?The galaxy's favorite hole experts are BACK in MidSpace and looking for a new place to stash their ship. Can't just leave it under Princess Zhu Zhu's nose! Jump on board and scout for real estate as our crew makes their way (downtown) through the sectors of MidSpace that they never got to see before, and then some! (..And don't forget to think some "green thoughts" while you're at it. You'll thank us later.)-Starring:DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-BellCleo deCap -- Taylor van BiljonDr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel MatthewsEpisode art by Daniel MatthewsAmbiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio-Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/BackwaterbastardsIf you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.comJoin our Discord!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The Bastards get fed up! Yup you heard that right. The Bastards have arrived at Stu's, the home of the everything for a quick lil bite to eat before heading out back into space!-Starring:DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-BellCleo deCap -- Taylor van BiljonDr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel MatthewsEpisode art by DanielAmbiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio-Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/BackwaterbastardsIf you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Its shopping time! The Bastards have made it to the checkout! Now what treats will they get?StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art by DanielEdited Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The Bastards have landed! Now if only they can get past these synth bandits, and this little guy in the hooded cloak, and these thousands of rats, and, and… Kheen? Is that you?StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art by BodieEdited Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

This week sit down with our Bastards to watch the Midspace famous show "Booby got space 4 U!" StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art by DoodlehoundEdited & Co-Produced - Daniel MatthewsCo-Producer - Taylor van BiljonAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

This week we continue our dive into the greatests movie of all time Willow. We also are introduced to two characters that the Bastards can really relate too. They enjoy arguing, drinking and they love cats. So yeah basically we just found us in Film form.  StaringRichard Kimber-BellTaylor van BiljonDaniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

There's a kidnapping ransom in Kheen's quarters, and a new job on the Bastard's plates. They're off to save the famous designer, but are they truly seeing the full picture?StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art by BodiehEdited & Co-Produced - BodiehCo-Producer - Taylor van BiljonAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Bare with us here, this is just a big ol random chat of everything that we could think of.StaringRichard Kimber-BellTaylor van BiljonDaniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCome chat to us and other fans of the show!Join our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Our Bastards find themselves in the great creative halls of KHEEN! Will they get their amazing new fits? or will there be some strange ? StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art by DanielEdited Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

What do Elephants, Rugrats, and Reboot all have in common? Well its that we chat about them briefly today.StaringRichard Kimber-BellTaylor van BiljonDaniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordHey you! The Bastards need your help! Vote for us in the Overall and the Games & Hobbies categories at the People's Choice Podcast Awards at https://www.podcastawards.com/. You've got until July 31st, so get those votes in! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Our Bastards are hot on the heels of the bandits who have stolen their only chance for leaving this trash station. A Battery! With the help of Rads, the Rak (Trevor) they may be able to steal it and be back in time for a cheeky ten top. StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art by DanielEdited Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordHey you! The Bastards need your help! Vote for us in the Overall and the Games & Hobbies categories at the People's Choice Podcast Awards at https://www.podcastawards.com/. You've got until July 31st, so get those votes in! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

This week we watch more Willow and see what happens when a simple task can be solved with a real bad action. We meet the rouge Madmartigan, we learn that warriors are cowards and that true courage is in Millhouse, I mean Meegosh.StaringRichard Kimber-BellTaylor van BiljonDaniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordHey you! The Bastards need your help! Vote for us in the Overall and the Games & Hobbies categories at the People's Choice Podcast Awards at https://www.podcastawards.com/. You've got until July 31st, so get those votes in! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The Bastards are FINALLY kicking back and eatin' snacks, when Boris calls with a problem. That problem turns into a midnight adventure, and the Bastards, dare we say, make a new... friend? Hope they make it to the next day, there's armor to collect!StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art by BodieEdited Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordHey you! The Bastards need your help! Vote for us in the Overall and the Games & Hobbies categories at the People's Choice Podcast Awards at https://www.podcastawards.com/. You've got until July 31st, so get those votes in! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Todays ramble starts off strong with a light spoon chat, we then use that spoon to get into some pie chat, to top it all off we end with a little role play.  StaringRichard Kimber-BellTaylor van BiljonDaniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The Bastards under Boris's leadership have arrived at a moon made entirerly out of trash. What brings them here? to get great new fits! Something unique and something that will keep our Bastards alive longer, Glob we know they need it. StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art by BodieEdited Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

HECK! The crew have barely made it out of The Wall and they find themselves in immediate danger, They must provide adequate gifts to their new honored friends or face the void of space alone. Well surely these bastards can do this. They do love Birthdays! StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art by BodieEdited Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

We call this emergency pod to have a chat about Dicks appearance in a Ranch add! We also discuss Dicks full frontal on display in a cut Spartacus episode and some brief mum chat.Ranch video link hereStaringRichard Kimber-BellTaylor van BiljonDaniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

This week we still down to have a very ramble ramble, topics include. Gum chat, Collectable cards, Poke mans,  Oddbodz, School life, Bullrush, Foursquare, Anime chat and Team rocket love. Basically cover it all!StaringRichard Kimber-BellTaylor van BiljonDaniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Cleo and Ze race to get out of Zarg moon territory before New Terra forces blockade the entire sector. Aboard their starship the Grey Dragon, powered by an A.I called Reece, and piloted by the hero Zargian Trevor, the Bastards make a dash for it. And oh, Boris is there too! We wouldnt want to forget Boris, Ya never know when he may come in handy.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsAnd special Guest DM Lucas Duff from - Ballad of the Seven DiceEpisode Tile Art by BodieEdited Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

This week in SideArm we start our journey into Dan's favourite film, Willow! This first episode sees us get introduced to the prophecy and meet Willow for the first time. And what we discover is not good.StaringRichard Kimber-BellTaylor van BiljonDaniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Welcome to SideArm! Join us as the Bastards sit down to chat chats, have Rambles, rip apart Movies and delve deep into each others childhoods!The Backwater Bastards is only possible because of our great supporters! And you can become a Bastard today! Come join us on Patreon and get access to this Podcast a whole month earlier then everyone else!StaringRichard Kimber-BellTaylor van BiljonDaniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCome chat to us and other fans of the show!Join our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Join the Bastards this week with the fantastic Lucas Duff from Ballad of the Seven Dice for Part 2 of THE REPLICANT the Horror !StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsAnd special Guest DM Lucas Duff from - Ballad of the Seven DiceEpisode Tile Art by Agustín MarceillacEdited Lucas DuffProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordEpisode Credits:Monster In the field, Awkward - FesliyanStudios.com - David Renda Derelict Space Station - Platemail Games http://platemailgames.com/ Jellyfish in Space, Parting of the Ways, Ritual, This House, At Rest, Echoes of Time, Horror Drone - Kevin Macleod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/ License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Dark Fantasy Studio- Forever and a day raindrops nostalgic-emotional-piano-and-orchestra - Rafael Krux Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/ License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Menace, Elysium, Casualty, - Karl Casey at Whitebat Audio https://whitebataudio.com/ Savage Beast Claws - Cloth ,Forest - Calm Day in Woods - Olivier Girardot Cyborg Dance - Joel Loopez Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/ License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Join the Bastards this week with the fantastic Lucas Duff from Ballad of the Seven Dice. He takes us out deep into midspace for another horror sci fi adventure in The Replicant. StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsAnd special Guest DM Lucas Duff from - Ballad of the Seven DiceEpisode Tile Art by Agustín MarceillacEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordEpisode Credits:slow-motion - Agnese Valmaggia Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/ License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ jellyfish in space, Spacial Harvest, Tranquility, Dark Times, Kawai Kitsune, Mirage, Lost Frontier - Kevin Macleod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/ License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Derelict Space Station, The Dead Place, Strange Tomb, Space Cruiser Bridge - Platemail Games http://platemailgames.com/ Sentimental Dialogue, The Quiet Morning - FesliyanStudios.com - David Renda Elysium - Karl Casey at White Bat Audio https://whitebataudio.com/ Ars Sonor - I am You Wind of Changes happy whistling ukulele - Rafael Krux Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/ License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Plantation - Audionautix https://audionautix.com/index.phSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Pregame rable time.  Before we dive into recording our episodes we like to unwind. This week we are joined by Lucas Duff from Ballad of the Seven Dice. Not only does Lucas DM and edit the episode but this time he also brought us some ramble material. 90 Day Fiance Edition.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsAnd special Guest DM Lucas Duff from - Ballad of the Seven DiceEpisode Tile Art by Agustín MarceillacEdited Lucas DuffProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

We have made it to the end of a story arc! Heck yeah!So where to now? what shineys await? and how do we all feel? Well in this state of the podcast episode we chat about all these things as we reminisce over the last year of shows and adventures.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art  Agustín MarceillacEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

After the ringing stops, there are decisions to be made. Floating in a sea of Orbital Refuse, our heroes find themselves reuniting. Come aboard to find out the fate of Clan Zarg, their moon, Larkey, and heck- the Bastards themselves.Can our Bastards survive? or better question, will everyone else survive?StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art  Max BehrensEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The Bastards find themselves caught in a war, but they have their wits, their guns and BEAR CLAW! This isnt a situation where phoning a friend might save the day, but Herry wont let that shop him. Its also not a day for weak stomachs. Here be some HOT SOUP!Can our Bastards survive? or better question, will everyone else survive?MidRollMusic D20StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art Daniel MatthewsEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaJoin our DiscordSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Show Description + Time Stamps + Episode Soundtrack00:00:42 Flight Deck00:02:55 What you on? Free Advertisement00:06:00 Chop SeshionWyoming TripUnexpected FriendshipsLife Tings00:12:55 Rep Yo City - Sports Edition00:17:54 Meet Boo, Sports Analyst and College Basketball Guru00:21:30 NBA TalkEastern Conference - Creme de la Creme00:29:10 Super Teams00:33:00 A.I., tha Gawd00:35:40 Steph nem + League MVPs00:37:40 Predictions00:40:00 Gimme Some HeadlinesUtah JazzPhoenix SunsNew Orleans Pelicans00:51:30 Colour CommentaryMovie Review: Black Panther + Protagonist Theory01:14:43 Gimme Some HeadlinesCDC Says…01:25:11 Devil's AdvocateThe Patriarchy + “Identity Deeds”01:49:40 Not To Cut You OffCelebrating 5th Anniversary - Best Date Ever02:01:33 Gimme Some TimelineTaser or Gun?02:13:15 Public Lynchings02:22:50 Tell Me Something GoodEarl Simmons + New Segment! Check us out on social media!Twitter: @GimmeSomeHead_sIG: @gimmesomeheadlines Music:GSH Theme Song x COD DecaturboyMusicImported (Remix) x COD DecaturboyMusic + P. Henry Trotter IVCameras (Remix) x P. Henry Trotter IV

They have excapped the clutches of Larkey. But surely against such great odds our Bastards wont be able to to turn this tide of battle. Well The jelly, the Bear and the Old Herry are sure gonna try!MidRollUs! The Backwater BastardsStaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art @PenOfSmitingEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The Bastards put all three of their brain cells (ok Dr. Ze put all three of his brain cells) together for the second most daring prison break they've ever attempted! After a full tour of the Imperial Terran Flagship, they not only managed to ESCAPE, but they've secured another vessel- and its fateful owner will be less than pleased.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art @PenOfSmitingEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

PreGame Ramble time.This week we chat about what Dan looks like, Dick has a quiz and Tay tells us about young scene Tay. StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEpisode Tile Art @PenOfSmitingEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Deep in the belly of the Terran Flagship brig, our Bastards find themselves stripped of weapons and hope. ..Or at least that is what their captors are led to believe. Still in possession of the universal explosive remote- our trio starts planning their break out, and raising hell. Turns out, you can't easily disarm hope.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidRollGood. Better. Quest.Cheaper By The DungeonEpisode Tile Art Taylor van BiljonEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The skirmish rages on as Larkey's forces draw nearer to the castle - and the real fight flickers on the horizon. The Bastards have made their repairs, packed their bags, and the plan weaves between them as favors are called in and a small, sneaking surprise unfolds - like a tiny stone in one's shoe - as a peaceful surrender is placed right into Larkey's eager hands... Wonder what the catch is? Watch out for those little stones, adventurer.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidrollDicePopuliLovelycraftiansEpisode Tile Art Max BehrensEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaArt this week by Daniel MatthewsAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Every Bastard has made it to the Zarg Castle. They've had a few moments to reflect on their fragile mortality, and now they must prepare for the inevitable.  Will it be a siege?  Another betrayal? An all out war?  The way things have been going, it is hard to say for sure. But for now, this night, they are all together.  Preparing their defenses, painting their projectiles, and calling in some favors from a few old friends...StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidRollFour OrbsThe Mad CartographerEdited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaArt this week by Daniel MatthewsAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The Bastards gather in the name of their fallen comrade, precariously balanced on the edge of survival, and the edge of their friendship with Clan Zarg.They've fought many battles together now- destroyed many fine places, crushed many frothy brews, but the revelation of Herodotus' deal fell hard upon their mourning ears. The stark truth of the Imperial Armada and a possible Craw Alliance after all that has befallen. With the bright memory of the poison on their lips - It is Dr. Ze who must now unite them all, on a dangerous trek to the castle, to the honeyboy, and to Herry himself - holding the gunnery there. StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidrollCosmopunkGood. Better. Quest.Edited  Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaArt this week by Richard Kimber-BellAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Time is ticking, as the poison blooms. Dr. Ze has abandoned his Honey Boy shell, and is racing across the castle on the neck of the chemist. Herry is holding off the entire brute force of the castle army- and Clan Zarg is in disarray as the call for Trevor goes out. It's a mad race to salvage life and limb, and as long as Herodotus can hold 'em off, there's hope for Dr. Ze to get the antidote in time. Or is there? It appears the poison and the ambush weren't the only bones the universe had to cast.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEdited Daniel MatthewsProducer Taylor van BiljonCoordinator - NekolaArt this week by Richard Kimber-BellAmbiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël GhelfiSynth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio If you have any fan art then please send it to us! backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Picture if you will, a troupe of hardy adventurers geared in the sharpest armor, carrying secure packs of the most finely crafted weaponry- with minds tuned to one goal, one dream- one fight... They file out of their warship, ready to complete their mission. Prepared to finish this arcane task, having made peace with their gods and their clans. Serene in their readiness for the battle. Marching silently ever onward to the- ...to the fried dough stand? The time is NOW spaceheads! The Bastards and Clan Zarg have descended on Zarg Moon disguised as a dinky tour group, snapping up souvenirs and following a tiny little flag on a stick while they wave all their selfie sticks because THERE’S A CASTLE TO TAKE AND BY GOD, WE ARE DOING IT FOR THE ‘GRAM!StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidrollGoblets and GaysFour OrbsEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Richard Kimber-BellIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Finally back in their own minds after a near spacewalk; our scrappy Bastards warp onward to Zarg Moon and their waiting allies.Here to see the land they mean to free, and meet the rest of the people that mean to free it- the crew drafts a plan, a PowerPoint, a couple hundred bombs - ... And an order of printed nametags?Quick! Somebody call a project manager- these idiots are organizing a WAR.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidrollBallad of the Seven DiceThe LovelycraftiansEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Willem van BiljonIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The Bastards are making their way... towards Firsnear, but it's a long ways to go. So the team kick back and enjoy a few road beers- until Dr. Ze starts getting a call, into his mind! Now the crew is Doomed! Unless Cleo can figure out how to save everyone, from themselves!StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidrollAdventures AwaitThe Token VaultEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Daniel MatthewsIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Its time for our Pre-Game ramble and this week its FREE! If you like this type of content and want more of it from us Bastards then please join us on Patreon!With your support our show can grow and be the best Lil Bastard that could! Honestly, your support means the world to us and we will continue to make content that you and us can enjoy! We love you all, now stay away from that crispy top layer!StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Daniel MatthewsIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The gang meets up with Herry- but he’s already up to his old man antics. Will his actions slow the party down? Or has he got a plan so crazy that it just might work?StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidrollCheaper By The DungeonBallad of the Seven DiceEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Max BehrenIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comAmbiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Our Pre Game RambleStaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonHerodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III - Even Mehl AmundsenDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Armed with their new knowledge and their trusty team- Cleo and Dr. Ze head back to the scene of the crime(s) to collect their booty. (Or lose it, depends on where the police and the chefs are.) They have finally made it to the swimming- and the treasures shrouded within.. Gather round the aluminum pool locker to find out! ...And pray, that our heroes spirit the seed to space fast enough.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidrollThe Mad CartographerSword and QuillEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Daniel MatthewsIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comAmbiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

The hunt for Herry continues, as our Bastards slowly uncover the laundry list of things they did while in the thrall of the DRINK. Climb aboard as they run from angry chefs, hack into a stoplight, recover yet another lost friend, and speed through the vast undercity of A6, New Terra. Everything's a clue when you're- Well, when you're anybody but the Bastards.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidrollThe Mad CartographerThe Token VaultEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Daniel MatthewsIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comAmbiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Ever wake up from a bender in a slightly different state than when you... Well, than the last thing you remember. Join Cleo and Dr. Ze, in the clothes they didn't remember putting on, as they pull themselves from the mire of a big nite out™, and attempt to make sense of where they've been! ...Cause Herodotus and the money are missing, friends... And all that's left is haze, and Clan Zog, in the blurry Tesca Towers.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsMidrollGoblets and gaysQuest Company JuniorEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Agustín MarceillacIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comAmbiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Turns out, The Bastards and their new friends are big fans of hotels. They are not big fans, of paying, or answering the phone.Follow our crew through a maze of avoidance, as they sample the wares of their new hideout while the phone rings off the hook because WHO just charged 20 luxury suites to the Urthean Army?? Hurry up and slam that Sandean caviar, boys. We got some'splainin to doooo.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Max BehrensIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comAmbiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)

Dear Bastards, The advice show you didn't know you needed.StaringThe gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-BellCleo De Cap - Taylor van BiljonDr. Ze - Daniel MatthewsEdited By Daniel MatthewsProducer - Taylor Van BiljonMarketing Coordinator - NekolaArt for this weeks episode by Taylor Van BiljonIf you have any fan art then please send it to us! We would love to see it and share it. backwaterbastards@gmail.comAmbiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël GhelfiSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)