Podcast appearances and mentions of keaton patti

We forced Artificial Intelligence to digest massive amounts of human media and then write its own versions. Everything from The One Show, Game of Thrones, Friends, Songs of Praise and more via movies, fables, adverts, Shakespeare, poetry and, er, gardening tips (and much much more) are all forever ruined by technology.We take the scripts, push them word-for-word into the mouths of actors, and the result is absurdly, joyously - and then absurdly again - hilarious.This is the comedy that conclusively proves that AI is an absolute idiot.Based on materials by Keaton Patti.Forcing A Bot To Write This Show are: Jon Holmes Sarah Dempster Gareth CeredigPerformed by: Isy Suttie James Lance Lauren Douglin Esmonde Cole and Craig Parkinson as The Narrator Olivia Williams as The StoytellerOriginal Music by Jake Yapp. Lyrics: Holmes / Ceredig / PattiProduced and Directed by Jon HolmesTechnical Wizardry: Tony Churnside Production Co-ordinator: Laura GrimshawAn unusual production for BBC Radio 4

Bruce Blank makes lifelong friends everywhere he goes. So why does this terrible therapist Ian Herrin keep jumping down his throat about it?? There's nothing wrong with having a lot of friends! And there's nothing wrong with having a lot of interesting things in your wallet! Don't let the fact that Ian is a single, jealous, bitter ex-friend to Selena Gomez interfere with your opportunity to have community with everyone everywhere in the world all the time! Ah, you must have several blank checks to your name, because you've founded the richest part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you about the incredible comedian, writer, and improviser Keaton Patti! You can follow Keaton on Instagram @keatonpatti and be sure you watch Keaton's jokes on Jimmy Kimmel Live! + the 2023 Academy Awards! Lastly, you can even buy Keaton's hilarious book I Forced a Bot to Write This Book wherever Bot books are sold! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sigmund-fraud/support

Kyle was unavailable last week so Jon and Harland thought they'd do something fun and silly. But as with every topic on 20K Leagues Pod, the rabbit hole deepened quickly when researching AI generated scripts, specifically the "I Forced A Bot" series by Keaton Patti. Despite being a humorist, not many got the joke and still more wanted to suck the fun out of the room. But Keaton pressed on and eventually got a book deal out of the viral moment that should have been just that. Join us as we read some excerpts from his "scripts" and attempt Jerry Seinfeld impressions and attempt to understand the Olive Garden menu items such as "unlimited stick" and "pasta nachos". Linktree Find out more at https://20kleagues.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This week, we finally hear why birds aren't real, you learn more about luchadores than you ever knew you wanted to know, the best stories you've ever heard weren't written by people, and Gordon Ramsay has his work cut out for him in our Grape nightmare!Come join the Backyard Bonanza in our Discord!https://discord.gg/QND8pNasHAWe have merch now?! Come get some!https://best-friends-tiny-inc.creator-spring.com/Malcolm's Cream (Guest Podcast Promo):Malcolm was on vacation this week, but he sure does love Homicide Worldwide, Pick Me!, Haunt Her? I Barely Know Her!, NightmareTown, Anime Talk!, and The Grapevine Cowboy, Kevin Busby!Theme Music:Jeremy Blake - Powerup!Technical Difficulty Music:Kevin Macleod - Local ForecastNerd stuff and farts this episode:birds, conspiracy, Lucha Libre, luchador, wrestling, AI, Keaton Patti, Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen NightmaresSupport the show

You know that feeling at end of a long shift or a long drive where everything starts to blur together and anything can be funny? That's the kind of episode we needed this week. We took a dive into the interwebs to find stories and scripts written by "bots." We're pretty sure that in our absolute trash journalistic style that we came across the human author of these bot scripts, Keaton Patti. Put some respect on his name because this idea is comedic genius. Bot Link- https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-forced-bot-to-watch-1000-keaton-patti/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic WE'RE ON PATREON - patreon.com/ladiesandtangents MERCH- ladiesandtangents.com/lt-merch FOLLOW ALONG WITH US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @ladiesandtangents

This Christmas-centric episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the proliferation of Christmas movies being produced by the Hallmark Channel, Lifetime, and countless other entities and goes on to discuss Christmas in the USSR, Winnie Cooper in "Dollyland," Michael Bolton, the Grinch, Bing Crosby, Pauly Shore, stick puppets, script-writing robots, and Brother Brad's irrational distaste for the most wonderful time of the year. Mother Glenda drops by to spread some holiday cheer as well. (*Yes, Brother Geoff is aware that it's Dollywood and not Dollyland. But he's an idiot.*) Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. Also, if you enjoy screenplays "written" by AI robots, check out @keatonpatti. We don't know him, but his screenplay Tweets are delightfully absurd. __________ MUSIC AND SOUNDS Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ________ Special Christmas Theme Music: Dance Of The Tuba Plum Fairy by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5516-dance-of-the-tuba-plum-fairy License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license _________ Keaton Patti's tweet "The Christmas On Christmas" For more Keaton Patti content, follow him @keatonpatti _________ Music played under Keaton Patti's "robot generated" story Deck the Halls A by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3630-deck-the-halls-a License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license _________ Music under the Mother Glenda segment: Wish Background by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4633-wish-background License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

"She had no horses but thought she did." -Keaton Patti's Bot"Garlic powder is prob the most important thing to me." - Yours TrulyLINKS:Buy "I Forced a Bot to Write This Book" here: https://linktr.ee/IForcedABotMy Website: https://www.robynoneil.comMy Shop: https://www.robynoneil.com/shopMe on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robyn_oneil/?hl=enHandwritten Notes: https://www.instagram.com/handwrittennotesontv/Me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Robyn_ONeilBuy Erratic Fire, Erratic Passion: The Poetry of Sportstalk here: https://www.powells.com/book/-9780983186342/7-2?gclid=CjwKCAjwy7CKBhBMEiwA0Eb7auLscGfwGsSozQGpn_i3kClSEhUk6NJ8ow_qAxkX0Fqxf40Cf5U0VhoCKTwQAvD_BwE

Sebastian kicks things off by bringing up old shit (Keaton getting drunk years ago). Keaton is from Pittsburgh and Sebastian needs to know if there are statues of Abby Lee Miller all over the city. Keaton doesn't know who that is but Robbie helps Sebastian realize she is exactly his type. The boys try to give Keaton some tips on getting more free stuff. Sebastian creates yet another "door test" that helps him to realize we are Haley Joel Stans on this podcast. Keaton was "raised Catholic" and Sebastian does some prying into Keaton's belief system. Keaton makes very funny internet content and explains the origin of his bot scripts. Sebastian admires Keaton's unique ability to make fun of Joe Rogan. call in to the pod @ 929-900-6393 & follow us on social media @keatonpatti @sebastianconelli @robbienunes @loudaboutnothing

A compilation of the best sketches from Season One of Let's Find Waldo. Featuring: Andy Bustillos, Sebastian Conelli, Alex French, Frank Garcia-Hejl, Lauren Kahn, Betsy Kenney, Megan Kingsbury, Juan Nicolón, Liz Noth, Keaton Patti, Sarah Grace Welbourn, and Cory Willis.

“We see a single mother refilling snow globes with Christmas juice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war.” -That quote comes from the result of an experiment wherein writer and comedian Keaton Patti fed an A.I. program 1000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies. He then programmed it to write a couple Hallmark movie scripts of its own. Source article of today's Friday Fact: https://thehustle.co/06112021-ai-writing/ Have a good laugh at the AI written Hallmark Christmas movie: https://geektyrant.com/news/an-ai-program-was-fed-1000-hours-of-hallmark-christmas-movies-and-then-it-wrote-a-insane-script#:~:text=Writer%20and%20comedian%20%40KeatonPatti%20recently,movie%20scripts%20of%20its%20own Join the author conversation: https://www.facebook.com/groups/inkauthors/ Learn more about YDWH and catch up on old episodes: www.yourdailywritinghabit.com

Beep beep, keep your hands and feet inside the Jeep! We’re looking for Waldo at the Safari Park, featuring Carl Tart (Comedy Bang! Bang!, Brooklyn Nine-Nine) as Waldo! Plus, Lauren Kahn, Juan Nicolón, and Keaton Patti in the intro. Check out Chris Farren’s new record, FALL IN LOVE2NIGHT / PHANTOM FRIEND! https://chrisfarren.bandcamp.com/album/fall-in-love2night-phantom-friend

Happy Halloween friends,Last year I saw a post form a person named Keaton Patti, who made a bot watch 1000 hours of horror movies, then made it write it’s own horror movie. The first page of the script was posted online. I thought it was hilarious and I thought it would sound funny in audio form. Head on over to my website to read the script. I would like to thank my friends Josh Stockero and Michelle Cameron for doing a couple voices. Also thanks to Keaton for making a bot write scripts.

Happy Halloween friends,Last year I saw a post form a person named Keaton Patti, who made a bot watch 1000 hours of horror movies, then made it write it’s own horror movie. The first page of the script was posted online. I thought it was hilarious and I thought it would sound funny in audio form. Head on over to my website to read the script. I would like to thank my friends Josh Stockero and Michelle Cameron for doing a couple voices. Also thanks to Keaton for making a bot write scripts.

Keaton Patti (Comedy Central) stops by to discuss the wildfires in California. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Now for something completely different, Amanda reads some "Bot" stories, where an AI program creates its own scripts for famous TV shows, news, and even regular situations like flying on a plane. We hope you enjoy this nonsense as much as we enjoyed bringing it to you! P.S. All credit for the bot stories goes to Keaton Patti, the hilarious and talented comedian who came up with these stories. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/entreprenope/support

The boys are back in the new year with some resolutions! Tyler Finishes telling us about MKUltra and confirms there was neither water, nor a gate involved in Water Gate, Aaron questions how many homeless were subject of MKUltra, Scott stays literally quite as the grave, but does make the best jelly rolls, and Ty goes through his morning routine and also notices that America is so pretentious we named ourselves the continent. We also introduce a new segment based of the wonderful comedy of comedian and writer Keaton Patti. As always thanks for the use of our theme song to Tim Ireland and the Musician Koit, who's work you can find here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! Or e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas or segments for the show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

Filmbarátok Podcast #178 (November 2019) 253 perc Beszélgetnek: Sorter, Blacksheep, Gergő, freddyD Téma: -Akik maradtak (00:54:40) -Drakulics elvtárs (01:06:00) -A nevem Dolemite (01:19:38) -Drakula (1931) (01:48:15) -Sátántangó (02:20:22) -Ne féljünk a farkastól! (02:47:14) -Terminátor: Sötét végzet [SPOILERES] (03:04:15) Csatolmányok: A Batman intrós anyaghoz: Az eredeti forgatókönyv (Keaton Patti csatornája) https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1161284670601990146 A zene forrása: Ross Bugden - Rapture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vja87ZXejyk Cinemassacre videója a Drakula kartonpapírjáról https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucWYOLo_qIM

All Things Nerd is recorded live with audience interaction on Twitch every Friday 8PM PT (West Coast). Come join in on the come be a geek enthusiast and nerd aficionado at https://www.twitch.tv/malicecorp ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Season 3 Episode 40: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Get Your Geek On! -- The Malice Corp Geek Enthusiasts and Nerd Aficionados talk about what they've been doing since last episode. What you should be checking out, and what you should stay far away from? - 3:58 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: In A World - Movie Trailer Reactions: -- Onward: After the spell goes wrong. Pixar's latest follows two brothers in a fantasy world on a road trip to resurrect their dead father for one day. - 11:06 -- Charlie's Angels: Another remake, of a remake, of the classic TV show. - 17:08 -- Disney's Jungle Cruise: Following in the footsteps of Pirates of the Caribbean and The Haunted Mansion. Another film based on a ride, even if our own ICZorro didn't know it was a ride. - 24:39 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Nerd News: -- Playstation 5 Details Released: We know when it's coming. Some of the hardware details, and advancements to the controls for Sony's next gen video game platform. - 32:28 -- John Wick Spin Off: John Wick's universe is expanding with Ballerina. A spin off film directed by Len Wiseman. - 39:18 -- George R.R. Martin's newest excuses for book delays: George is still writing Winds of Winter, and now he's got new reason's why it's taking so long. - 42:25 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Rapid Fire News: Quick takes on the nerd, geek, and pop culture headlines. -- The Milky Way Galaxy Gas Conundrum: The galaxy is gassier then ever, and scientist don't know why. - 47:09 -- Da Vinci Baffles 500 Years Later: Leonardo Da Vinci's bridge design. For a bridge to connect Istanbul to Galata. Has engineers baffled about the design, and how well it would have worked. - 48:45 -- Was The X-Men Cartoon Theme Song Stolen?: Composer of Swedish cop show Linda sued Disney, Amazon, and others for copyright infringement. Stating that the X-Men cartoon theme song is a duplicate of Linda's theme song. What do you think? - 52:28 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Somebody's Gotta Talk About It - Another dose of the odd, weird, funny stories that end up in the headlines. -- Twitter user Keaton Patti made a bot watch 1000 hours of Batman films, and released it's script to the world. Giving us one of the funniest things on the internet, and what do we do with it? Why a dramatic reading of the script of course. - 57:46 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Audio Casts (Links Below or search for Malice Corp): -- Spotify - https://spoti.fi/2Xfv29H -- Stitcher - https://bit.ly/2QQfR7w -- Apple Podcasts - https://apple.co/2EQLy9u -- Podcasts.com - https://bit.ly/2GsfglY -- Google Podcasts - https://bit.ly/2ULDbB9 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Where to Follow on Social Media to Talk All Things Nerd!: -- Website - http://malice-corp.com/ -- Discord - https://discord.gg/F52YJuN -- Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/malice_corp -- Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/allthingsnerdpodcast -- Cast Twitter - https://twitter.com/allnerdpodcast -- Mest5150: https://twitter.com/Mest_Malicecorp -- IC Zorro: https://twitter.com/ICZorro -- A-A-Ron: https://twitter.com/DasNewportKid -- Super Whovian Freak: https://twitter.com/superwhoviannut -- Bearded Master: https://twitter.com/ABeardedMaster ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: #PS5 #JohnWick #GeorgeRRMartin #AllThingsNerd #Podcast #Twitch #Geek #Nerd #Popculture...

In this episode, I read a short scripted posted by Keaton Patti on Twitter. A bot was fed hours of Batman films and then tasked to write a script. What you hear in this episode was the result. Be sure to follow Keaton Patti on Twitter @keatonpatti. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, we come to realise that forcing a bot to watch thousands of hours of content doesn't amount to anything...but we can still enjoy the pretext! Also, News of the Weird, and how a usually dangerous diet for cats may have unexpected effects.

Funny man Keaton Patti of Hotspur gabs like a gal while trying to sell all of my belongings!! Catch him on Lloyd night and for the next three Tuesdays at 11 with form No. 56!

Keaton Patti (Hotspur, Day Camp Kids) is a man of mystery....literally, i have known him almost a year and know little about him (We've had classes and have hung out too). This episode is trying to open the mysteries of Keaton