Things I Text My Brother

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding a prolific, walnut-stashing squirrel and goes on to discuss rats, Lothrop Withington Jr., three-headed elephants, Bob Ross, Mungo the well-educated squirrel, the satin bowerbird, and Grandpa Doc. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the delightful bygone breeching ceremony which took place when young lads switched from dresses to trousers and goes on to discuss gloves full of bullet ants, a greedy Italian fella called Pantalone, peanut butter pulled pork, Art Shell, cloth theft, the Man in the Yellow Hat, skeleton suits, toilet reversals, and our (research) website of choice: JaneAusten.co.uk. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the potential for elk to jump through balcony windows and goes on to discuss venom drinking, leprechauns, Borys Koslowski's borrowed balcony horse, glistening croissant iguanas, high-jumping Javier Sotomayor, and skunk farmers. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the on-field assault of African-American football player Johnny Bright in 1951 and goes on to discuss racism, Kathrine Switzer, the Tulsa Race Massacre, Jim Thorpe, Drake, Jack Trice, Fritz Pollard, Canadian football, and Jim Crow. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Uncombable Hair Syndrome and goes on to discuss children catching fire or having their feet cut off, swimwear made from human hair, Yahoo Serious, Dungeons & Dragons, creepy Struwwelpeter, Hairy Black Tongue Syndrome, Carrot Top, and a 20th century French dog who pushed children in to the River Seine for treats. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Tchaikovsky's fear of his head falling off and a phobia known as glass delusion and goes on to discuss Erik Satie's Gymnopédies, Cotton Salad, Charles the Beloved, Charles the Mad, cholera, John Taylor the ophthalmic quack, the Metropolitan Church of Art of Jesus the Conductor, and a Bavarian princess who ate a grand piano made of glass. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Joe Palmer's persecution for wearing the beard and goes on to discuss Louisa May Alcott, Leonard Matlovich, the Muggletonians, violence, a sheet-wearing wannabe nudist, Jesus, Handsome Franklin Pierce, a “He-Beard of Old Testament size,” and 164 Martha Stewarts. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding a wild mid century Swiss subculture which idolized American icons through absurd fashion and goes on to discuss Secret Comrade Elvis, the Halbestarke, Winklepickers, record-setting belt buckles in Uranus, Karlheinz Weinberger, pomade, geofencing, cryptozoology, anti-tank necklaces, James Dean, John Waters, Che Guevara, Greasers, flip-flops, Danny Zuko, and semi-deciduous trees. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Nigerian megachurches hosting millions of people and goes on to discuss Lionel Richie, modernist architecture, record-setting traffic jams, Robert Goulet, Mongolian coal fields, the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Maynard the dog, the Prosperity Gospel, Hands Across America, the Flower Moon, Taco Bell, Lizardo, and Bikers For Blood. Father Art blesses us with his divine (lowercase) wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding ants lifting the Empire State Building and goes on to discuss dung beetles, strongman Magnús Ver Magnússon, the Wicked Bible, stigmergy, WIFFLE Ball, and Flying Squids. Father Art blesses us with his wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the New England vampire scare of the 19th century and goes on to discuss tuberculosis, choreomania, witches, Puritans, Henry David Thoreau, the Dancing Plague of 1518, psychogenic illness, death by pressing, the headless motorcycle man of Elmore (Ohio), ghost hearses, the Pokémon panic, and the alleged curative powers of consuming the ashes of one's family members. Sister Angie blesses us with unmatched wisdom and a divine series of heretofore unheard anecdotes as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Slim Goodbody and Richard Simmons and goes on to discuss the Trout Memo, the chocolate bar intended to kill Winston Churchill, Cousin Ben, Worzel Gummidge, Operation Mincemeat, and The Junior Christian Teaching Bible Lesson Program. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding a man who attempted to run from Florida to New York in a floating bubble and goes on to discuss hamster wheels, Florida Man, Plastiki, evolutionary biology, cardboard boat regattas, the evolution of eyeballs, and a tomato-distributing robot called Tomatan. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the admirable Admiral James Bond Stockdale and goes on to discuss Epictetus, historical punchlines, historical heroes, vice-presidential candidates, the gates of Hell, Dumbledore, Saturday Night Live, H. Ross Perot, Phil Hartman, Hỏa Lò Prison, Ian Fleming, and Aloysius Snuffleupagus. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Australia's ill-fated 19th century Burke and Wills expedition and goes on to discuss Phileas Fogg, Lewis and Clark, Georges Drouillard, Christopher Columbus, incompetence, Charles Bedaux's Champagne Safari, the Discovery Doctrine, August Engelhardt, Colter's Hell, the 896th tallest peak in the State of Montana, and the trailblazing African-American explorer named York. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Winnipeg's title as the “Slurpee Capital of the World” and goes on to discuss embezzlement, fruitcake, jackalopes, Detroit, wireless microphones, Troll Station, Lionel Messi, The Rolling Stones, Bilbo Baggins, Steinway electric pianos, Omar Knedlik, Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia, and taxidermy. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard (recorded weeks before Putin's war began… not the best timing but it's the episode we've got) regarding a classic, Rasputin-themed anthem as presented to Poland — and the world — by the delightfully dancy group known as Boney M. We then go on to discuss MC Hammer, hopping, Josh Groban, drugs, working cats, Milli Vanilli, Bobby Farrell, the Romanovs, bone music, temporary insanity, the sans-culottes, Queen Victoria, the Occult, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin, and an alarming amount of other topics. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood ———————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com ———————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Johnny Appleseed's Swedenborgian seed-planting mission and goes on to discuss The Unsinkable Molly Brown, alternative spirituality, Paul Bunyan, Boaty McBoatface, Björn Borg, Emanuel Swedenborg, Pastafarianism, the Fort Wayne TinCaps, and the fact that we will need more than jam to make it through a nuclear winter. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood ———————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com ———————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ———————— Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ———————— Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the Cold War era's subterranean version of the space race and goes on to discuss Ivan Drago, the Empire State Building, Brighton & Hove Albion F.C., Giant's Coffin, the Jersey Devil, chupacabras, Woodingdean Water Well, pauperism, buried Ferraris, mutually assured destruction, the Tick, the Kola Superdeep Borehole, the American Miscellaneous Society, and the screaming of condemned souls deep below the Well to Hell. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider joining us in helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood ———————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the New Jersey estate of Napoleon Bonaparte's older brother Joseph and goes on to discuss Princess Elsa, the Unabomber, swan boats, Drumthwacket, Will Hunting, alluring calf muscles, Lohengrin, abdication, George Washington, Zlatan, and potential kings of Mexico. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. Oh, and if you love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider joining us in helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood ———————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Brother Geoff's first encounters with freeze-dried Skittles (aka Freetles) and Mexican chilito candy before moving on to discuss pickles, Tommy Boy, TikTok influencers, Forrest Mars, the Khmer Rouge, the New York Yankees, the Girl Scouts, Smarties, drug wars, apothecaries, confectionaries, sublimation, and the Donut King. Father Art blesses us with his first visit of 2022 as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. Oh, and if you love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! ———————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding an incident in which a lobsterman found himself trapped in the mouth of a humpback whale just off Cape Cod and goes on to discuss a man called Peleg (PEE-leg), miniature golf on Golgotha (aka Calvary), baleen whales, toothed whales, Noah and the Whale, Jonah and the whale, Pinocchio, MC Hammer, Jesus, and your friend — and noted cool guy — Billy Zane. We also dip briefly back into the subject of Hallmark Christmas movies for this episode's Ablutions and Edification segment. Father Art blesses us with a year end visit as well. ——— Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ——— Oh, and if you love the experience of listening to audio draped over a static image, head over to Things I Text My Brother on YouTube! Our entire episode catalog is now available. ____________________________________________ MUSIC AND SOUNDS ——— Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ——— Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ——— Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This Christmas-centric episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the proliferation of Christmas movies being produced by the Hallmark Channel, Lifetime, and countless other entities and goes on to discuss Christmas in the USSR, Winnie Cooper in "Dollyland," Michael Bolton, the Grinch, Bing Crosby, Pauly Shore, stick puppets, script-writing robots, and Brother Brad's irrational distaste for the most wonderful time of the year. Mother Glenda drops by to spread some holiday cheer as well. (*Yes, Brother Geoff is aware that it's Dollywood and not Dollyland. But he's an idiot.*) Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. Also, if you enjoy screenplays "written" by AI robots, check out @keatonpatti. We don't know him, but his screenplay Tweets are delightfully absurd. __________ MUSIC AND SOUNDS Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ________ Special Christmas Theme Music: Dance Of The Tuba Plum Fairy by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5516-dance-of-the-tuba-plum-fairy License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license _________ Keaton Patti's tweet "The Christmas On Christmas" For more Keaton Patti content, follow him @keatonpatti _________ Music played under Keaton Patti's "robot generated" story Deck the Halls A by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3630-deck-the-halls-a License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license _________ Music under the Mother Glenda segment: Wish Background by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4633-wish-background License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding an ominous gathering of electric scooters and goes on to discuss bazooka Vespas, Paul Blart, necrosignatures, projectile uteruses, Segways, supervolcanos, and crab-based dioramas. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ————————----------- MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the Ukrainian national anthem and goes on to discuss Ricky Martin, Chia Ref, evaporating enemies, Antonio López de Santa Anna, bawdy pub songs, and burning the tears of orphans. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding a hygienic frontier confidence man called Soapy Smith and goes on to discuss capers, scoundrels, short cons, kitchenettes and Kitsch Annettes, Skagway and Lacey, and McGinty the Petrified Man. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding an ominous, well-worn murder ballad from deep In the Pines and goes on to discuss long trains, Harry Nilsson, Lead Belly, decapitation by both boyfriends and driving wheels, Tom Dooley, lyrical gaslighting, Kurt Cobain, and Ira Louvin's mandolin. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, an enemy, and a total stranger to give us a listen as well. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-re…-piano-music License: filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding a bunch of historical Fitzes and goes on to discuss John Summerfield Staples, the Pussycat Dolls, the Magna Carta, the Spice Girls, Premiership Rugby, Taylor Swift, and Abraham Lincoln. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, an enemy, and a total stranger to give us a listen as well. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-re…-piano-music License: filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding lawless Loophole Lands and Lost Dakotas and goes on to discuss hush puppies, Slush Puppies, Lt. Dan's New Legs, Lawrence Welk, the Zone of Death, and Knockemstiff. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, an enemy, and a total stranger to give us a listen as well. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-re…-piano-music License: filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding snakes in Australia and a Belgian border incident and then goes on to explore Walloons, the Northwest Angle, the Upper Peninsula, the Treaty of Kortrijk, Book It! and Bill Clinton the human. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-re…-piano-music License: filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License mixkit.co/license/

This very special episode of Things I Text My Brother (and Sister!) starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers - and sister - Drouillard regarding the 50th wedding anniversary of Glenda and Art Drewyor and goes on to explore big tan vans, exploding swimming pools, Maynard the dog, fascinators, railroad bridges, water towers, and marriage done right. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification or stories about the greatness of Glenda and Art Drewyor. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, an enemy, and a total stranger, AND wish Glenda and Art a happy anniversary! ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/ Background sound for when the Youth were talking: Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding Medieval animal trials and goes on to explore rats, Proto-Protestants, Waldos, lark plucking, excommunication, and H'Angus the Monkey. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the regeneration of body parts by a Russian scientist and goes on to explore bioelectricity, The Island of Dr. Moreau, parenting tips from Stalin, and playing Pac-Man at Pizza Hut. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ————————----------- https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/05/10/persuading-the-body-to-regenerate-its-limbs Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/ Worm photo: https://unsplash.com/photos/YD5TvbPgmQc?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditShareLink

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding the sons and dóttirs of Iceland and goes on to discuss rouge, Roughriders, William Dorsey Swann, Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii, and so much more. Father Art blesses us with another visit; this time he declares war on half of Liverpool. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding stacks of Pancakes named John and Joseph, religious breakfast-flipping footraces, Ninja Turtles, Ellis Island, Ötzi the Iceman, and so much more. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding modern Viking boats splashing around Dublin and goes on to explore pillaging, amphibious WWII trucks, middle school boat captains called Tucker, hairy/shaggy breeches, Forkbeards, brittle bones, and several people called Harald. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ————————----------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text between the brothers Drouillard regarding Denvil Curry, the "Man With No Vocal Cords," and goes on to explore pterodactyl noises, the power of belief, miracles, Taco Bell graduations, and Leeeroooyyyyy Jenkinnnnns. Father Art blesses us with another visit as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend! -------------------------------------------------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

This episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text between the brothers Drouillard regarding the site of Dr. Edward Thomas' scientific Neotoma Valley (and the eponymous woodrat which is no longer found there) and goes on to explore amberized urine, aggressive Canadian rodent control campaigns, pack rats, Rat Packs, Brat Packs, packs of brats, and -- if you stick around long enough -- the Stalkers of Chernobyl. SCIENCE! Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend! -------------------------------------------------- Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/

Episode 2 of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text between the brothers Drouillard regarding the potential of the films "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" and "¡Three Amigos!" as staged musicals and goes on to explore bad musical ideas and even worse childhood perms. The show wraps up with another installment of everyone's favorite segment, "Ask Father Art." Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram and hit like or subscribe or whatever buttons are available on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Soundcloud and/or anywhere else we appear, even if we're only there by accident. Music and Sound Credits: Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-re…-piano-music License: filmmusic.io/standard-license Music for a story about a bad mullet perm: Court of the Queen by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3557-court-of-the-queen License: filmmusic.io/standard-license

The debut episode of Things I Text My Brother starts with a dramatic reading of a text between the brothers Drouillard on the use of Lucha Libre and mimes as (very scientific) nudges for encouraging behavioral change in society and goes on to explore wizards, decapitation through school bus windows, and everything else you're hoping to hear. The show wraps up with the first appearance of everyone's favorite segment, "Ask Father Arthur." Follow us @ ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram. Music and Sound Credits: Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license