ASTRO SLUTS

We've made it full circle babes. The final sign of the Zodiac is here…Pisces. First things first, the basics. We dive into the final water sign of the zodiac's symbol, modality, planetary ruler and more. Then, we discuss Pisces celebrities along with the TV and movie characters we think have strong Pisces energy. We share our listener's experiences dating these whimsical fishies along with our own Pisces tales. To close out our Sign Series extravaganza we invite TWO Pisces besties to chat about their relationship to nostalgia, addiction, emotions and more! Whew!Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

They're not like other signs…they're Aquarians! In today's episode, we're chatting about the bestie, the humanitarian and the contrarian of the Zodiac. We kick things off by diving into the basics, Aquarius' element, modality, planetary ruler, symbol and mythology! We discuss Aqaurius celebrities from Harry Styles to Oprah, Paris Hilton and more! Then, we discuss movie and TV characters who we think have big Aquarius energy, think: the quirkiest person you know. We share our own thoughts, opinions and anecdotes on dating Aquarians along with sharing our listener's tales, before we call up one of our favorite Aquas!  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We're getting serious today to discuss Capricorns. The Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep of the Zodiac! (Respectfully) Capricorn is the 10th sign of the zodiac and as we've learned throughout this series, our signs continue to get more complex as we go! Although we love to giggle about their girlboss tendencies, there's so much more to Capricorns that we'll discover. First things first, the basics. Starting off with Capricorn's element, symbol, modality and more! We then dive into Capricorn celebrities and TV and movie characters who we think represent the Capricorn archetype. Then we call up a very special Capricorn to get the scoop on the life of a Capricorn, their values and parenting style. We close out the episode with some listener submissions and personal tales.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Giddy up! Today we're discussing the horse girl of the Zodiac. This episode is all about Sagittarius, our freedom seeking, fun loving, boredom fearing besties. We dive into Sagittarius by covering the basics, their element, modality, symbolism, mythology and more! We then dive into Sagittarius celebrities from Miley Cyrus to Snooki to Jay Z. Next up, we discuss Sagittarius-coded TV and movie characters before we get into Sagittarius dating tales from our listeners. Our listeners share their experiences before we share our own experiences and thoughts on dating Sagittarius. To close out the episode we call up another astrology loving Sagittarius and of course have some laughs as we swap Sag stories.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Shhh…we have a secret. Today's episode is all about Scorpio. We dive deep into the mysterious underworld of the eighth sign. We begin our discussion by diving into all things Scorpio to discover what makes this water sign so emo! So dark! So moody! After covering the basics, we chat through Scorpio celebrities to see what more we can discover about this sign. We discuss TV and movie characters that we think represent Scorpio energy then turn it over to the listeners. Our listeners share their Scorpio dating stories then Aubrey and Dani share a few Scorpio dating tales of their own. We close out the episode with our ‘Phone a Friend' segment and chat with a Scorpio bestie, getting their firsthand account of what it's like to live in the mind of a Scorpio. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Welcome to adorable hour! We're chatting all about our Libra lovers today. We kick things off by diving into what makes this cardinal air sign just so sweet, lovable and prone to lying. We discuss Libra's element, modality, planetary ruler and more then get into a quick vibe check to discuss our observations of this sign. After that we run through Libra celebrities then share the TV and movie characters that we think have that special Libra sparkle. We chat through some listener submissions of their experiences dating Libras and share our own tales. We try to get to the bottom of what makes Libra men such liars before calling up one of our cutie Libra besties! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

The Beyonce of the Zodiac! Today's episode is all about our perfect, thoughtful, judgmental (?) Virgo besties. First things first, the basics. We discuss what makes our Virgos unique through their planetary ruler, modality, element and more. Then, we dive into Virgo celebrities and find some interesting patterns emerging. We each share a few movie and TV characters that we think give us Virgo vibes, *cough cough* Blair Waldorf. We read through our listener's tales of Virgo dating experiences then share our own sagas. Lastly, we phone a Virgo during our ‘Phone a Friend' segment and hear from one of our besties what it feels like to be in the mind of a Virgo.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We know our Leo listeners have been waiting for this moment…this episode is all about you babes! We start out with the basics - Leo's modality, planetary ruler, mythology and more! Then we dive into our observations and experiences with this fire sign. We chat about Leo celebrities then get into the TV and movie characters we think have big Leo energy. We dial up one of our Leo besties to hear what it's like to be a Leo straight from the source! After our chat we read through our listener's experiences dating Leos and then we share some highlights from our own Leo dating (horror?) stories.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We're making our way through the zodiac and have made it to our first water sign, Cancer! Our crabby icons are known for loving Taylor Swift and needing a daily cry. We dive into (shallow) waters to talk through Cancer basics like their modality, planetary ruler and more. Then we talk through some of our personal observations and anecdotes about Cancers before getting into Cancer celebrities to see how they show up in pop culture. After celebs, we each pick a few TV and movie characters that we think have big Cancer energy, hint: Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls. We then discuss listener's experiences dating Cancers and a few of our own unfortunate Cancer tales. To close out the episode we dial up a Cancer cutie in our ‘Phone a Friend' segment to get a direct account of the Cancer experience.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Today we're chatting about one of the most controversial signs, Gemini. We love ‘em, you might hate ‘em and if you're one of those people maybe this episode will change your mind. We kickoff with Gemini basics then discuss our personal takes on the sign. TLDR, they're a bit misunderstood. Then, we dive into Gemini celebrities as well as TV and movie characters we think represent the Gemini archetype. We chat through a few tales of Gemini situationships and relationships from the listeners as well as our experience dating Geminis. To close out the episode we call up a Gemini pal for our ‘Phone a Friend' segment who shares a firsthand look into the mind of the Gemini.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We're making our way through the zodiac this season and today's episode is all about TAURUS. We discuss what makes this comfort-loving, nap-taking, sweet treat-eating sign tick while also digging into who Taurus really is beyond all the stereotypes. We kick it off with an overview of Taurus basics then move into our observations and opinions on how these signs show up in the world. We then discuss Taurus celebrities as well as TV and movie characters who we think are the ultimate representation of Taurus energy, including some characters you might not expect  *cough cough SHARPAY*. In our ‘Phone a Friend' (or should we say Mother) segment we have a special guest join us for a first-hand account of what it's like to be a Taurus. We close out the episode with listener submissions and personal stories of our Taurus dating experiences.   Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Welcome to sign school sluts! This season we're getting back to the basics and going sign by sign to enter their world and aim to understand them a little better. First signs first, ARIES! We dive deep into all things Aries, a fiery cardinal sign known for its anger and impulse but who are Aries beyond the chaos? We start the episode chatting about the Aries basics then move into a quick vibe check. We then discuss Aries celebrities and how their Aries sun shows up in their work and their persona. We then speculate on TV and movie characters who we believe to be the ultimate representation of Aries, from Mia Thermopolis to Jack Sparrow. In our ‘Phone a Friend' segment we have a very special guest join us for a first-hand account of what it's like to be an Aries. We finish out the episodes with listener submissions from their accounts of being with Aries and personal stories of our time dating Aries.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

This week we explore the life and astrology of the artist known as JoJo Siwa. We dive DEEP into Joelle Joanie's family life, her relationship with Abby Lee, her recent interviews and OF COURSE her naughty girl era and the release of her single Karma. We chat through her shockingly earth heavy birth chart and the transits in JoJo's chart that align with her dramatic, culture shocking, never been done in this generation rebrand. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

This week we dive into the astrology, the history and the drama of RuPaul. Aubrey kicks us off with a deep dive into RuPaul's career timeline as we start to unpack their birth chart. Dani takes us through some incredibly Scorpio-coded moments from a recent interview and we look at their career and transits over the past 30+ years. We discuss his relationship with his rancher husband, their Wyoming ranch as well as his friendship with Michelle Visage. And of course, we chit chat about the current season of Drag Race and share our predictions for the Season 16 winner.  Subscribe to get access to monthly ‘sluts only' episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Did you really do an episode on Ariana Grande's birth chart and synastry with her most iconic exes? Yes, and? This week's epi is all about the cancer icon, Miss Ariana Grande. We deep dive into her Birth Chart to see what makes this pop girly the slutty superstar that she is. After looking at Ari's birth chart, Aubrey gets into some notable transits in the timing of her career and Dani shares the synastry and compatibility of her relationships with Mac Miller, Pete Davidson and of course Ethan Slater, Spongebob himself!  Subscribe to get access to monthly ‘sluts only' episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Taylor Swift has been one of the most requested topics since day one of Astro Sluts and we've finally caved. We're diving into the birth chart of Miss Blondie herself, in this episode we discuss what makes her unlike any Sagittarius we've ever seen, why she's such a girlboss despite her Cancer moon and Scorpio rising and so SO much more. We also look into the relationship that has moved America, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We discuss the astrological timing of their relationship as well as the birth chart placements that make them click. And for the finale, or should we say the HALFTIME SHOW, the astrology of Usher. We discuss the icon, the Libra legend and the GOOD DANCER that is Usher. Subscribe to get access to monthly ‘sluts only' episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

If you're in the mood to feel joy, add ‘Never Trust a Gemini' to your reading list. This YA, tween, lesbian, romance is the Gen Z love story we needed! We discuss some of our favorite moments like when Cat burned her house down after leaving her straightener on (relatable), our take on the characters (Gen Z icons) and Aubrey reads why you should ‘Never Trust a Gemini' (a super fair take). *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD* Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

From Lil Timmy Tim to Wonka and everything in between. This week we took a deep dive (like perhaps too deep of a dive) into all things Timothee Chalamet and WTF is going on in his birth chart that makes him the icon, meme and enigma he is today. From Timmy's Capricorn sun to his Pluto transits and his synastry with Kylie Jenner…and Lily Rose Depp, we're unpacking it all.  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Welcome to the final episode of spooky season besties!! We're closing out spooky season by chatting about the 12H, the spookiest house of them all. Before we get into it, we discuss our Hallo-weekends then get into this week's horror-scopes. We give you a rundown of the next two weeks and discuss Saturn stationing direct, Venus entering Libra, Mercury entering Sagittarius and the New Moon in Scorpio. Then, it's time for class! At Monster High we discuss the 12th House, the final house, the house of the unconscious, the house of secrets, the house of dreams! And what having planets in this house could mean for you. Pull up your birth chart and take notes! During Skeletons in the Closet we discuss social activities beyond alcohol and what that looks like moving into Winter! We close out the episode with a question about compatibility from a listener who sometimes is in soulmate mode with their girlfriend and sometimes doesn't seem to have a single thing in common with them.   Thank you so much for listening to another season, we couldn't do it without you! Leave us a (five star) review, follow us on social and text the pod link to a friend! Sharing is caring! Talk soon!  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Happy Hallo-week sluts! We're taking you to some not-so-haunted houses this episode as we dive into the various house systems. We kick off the episode with some spooky season life updates then get into this week's horror-scopes. We have our FINAL lunar eclipse in Taurus then we get into the origins of Halloween as we discuss Samhain, a pagan festival celebrating the start of the ‘dark half' of the year. During Monster high we get into our house systems and share a few of the many house systems and how they can shift the way you look at your chart, from Placidus, to Whole Sign Houses, Porphyry and more! We throw it back to Halloween's past for Skeletons in the Closet and dig through our memory boxes (our brains) to share our favorite costumes, middle school party mems and more! We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener and one from our very own AUBREY. Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Grab your popcorn sluts, this week we're bringing back movie night! Our first movie night episode (S2 E7) is our most popular episode EVER but this time our movie night has a Halloween twist! Before we get into our showing, we start the episode with a full rundown of everything you can expect this Scorpio season. From the lunar eclipse to Venus entering Libra and all the other planetary shifts along the way. After our Scorpio season preview it's time for the main showing! We each share a few favorite halloween movies, Halloweentown, Carrie, Hocus Pocus and more, then we discuss the signs of all the main characters. It's a silly goofy time! During Skeletons in the Closet we discuss transitional periods and dealing with change. We close out the episode with the GREATEST listener submission of ALL TIME. A Halloween party saga from a Virgo listener dating a SUPER SAG.  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

This week we're covering the spookiest of all…The Saturn Return. JK it's literally fine!!! We kick off the episode with some life updates then get into this week's horror-scopes. This week Mars enters Scorpio and there's a solar eclipse in Libra. At Monster High we're diving into Saturn Returns, we start with an overview over the daddy of the solar system himself, Saturn then get into what a Saturn Return means in astrology and what you can expect when you're going through yours based on your natal Saturn placement. During skeletons in the closet we discuss Golden Bachelor, everyone's favorite reality dating show and how maturity and SATURN RETURNS makes for impeccable dating vibes. We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener who was swept off their feet by a new crush then realized…he's a CANCER (gasp!).  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Boo! Welcome to SPOOKY SZN! This season is all about demystifying the themes and placements in astrology that make us squirm (or scream!). We're kicking off the season with the mysterious planet of Pluto. Before we dive into Pluto, we open the episodes with a few life updates, Aubrey shares BREAKING NEWS, then we get into this week's horror-scope. Dani gives us an overview of Libra season and Aubrey gives us an overview of this week's full moon. During our educational segment, Monster High, we explore everything Pluto. From an overview of the planet to its themes and how it shows up both generationally and in the natal chart. We take a break from astrology for ‘Skeletons in the Closet' where we discuss the perils of misogyny and how it manifests very differently in both of our lives. We close the episode with an ‘American Horror Story' from a listener who got ‘Libra Man-ed'.  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Aubrey and Dani sat down with Eileen from Aura Aura to chat aura photography, the energetic field and COLOR! We kick off the episode by discussing Eileen's background, how she made her way into aura photography and created Aura Aura. We then discuss the process of getting an aura photo taken, Eileen breaks down how the camera captures the aura and the experience of visiting Aura Aura. Then, it's time to dive into COLOR! We discuss all the various colors that come up in an aura portrait, their meaning or what they might bring up, their placement in the photo and how colors shift or stay the same over time. We finish up the episode with some listener questions and share where Aura Aura is off to next! Follow Aura Aura on Instagram and find Eileen for an aura portrait HERE. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

As our Slut Hot Summer comes to a close we're leaving you with some inspiration to keep (safely) slutting on. We kick off the episode with life updates then dive into this week's upcoming astrological roster. This week Venus stations direct (T GOD) and Jupiter stations retrograde (LOL). Then we get into this week's sticky, slippery and silly ‘sex ed' topic, kink in the birth chart. We discuss asteroids, body rulership, the fifth house, the eighth house, literally all the signs and whatever else we could think of. During ‘hot topic' we each reflect on this summer and all it's brought us from steamy hot temps to a solo apartment and a new job. We close out season 6 with a submission from a listener who hates their current job but their capricorn rising won't let them quit! Spoiler: we obviously tell them to quit.  We'll be back with SZN 7 once Mercury Rx comes to a close just in time for spooky szn!  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Slut hot summer just doesn't stop! This week we're discussing the descendant, the point opposite the rising sign that tells us about our relationship ‘type'. We kick off the episode by discussing the current sky during ‘The Roster.  This week, Mercury stations retrograde, Mars enters libra, Uranus stations retrograde and we have our second full moon of August. Lot's happening!! During this week's ‘sex ed' segment we dive into the descendant, the place on your birth chart that gives you a glimpse into what you seek from relationships and what you're attracted to. We discuss platonic vs. romantic relationships during ‘hot topic' and close out the episode with a submission from a listener who is at a crossroads between leveling up in their corporate career or pushing their relationship to the next level. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Speak your truth, besties!! Today we're talking all about communicating your needs with our planet of communication, Mercury. We kick off the episode with some life updates, Aubrey shares that their mind is feeling ‘less prison-like' while Dani launches into a monologue on Married at First Sight. Then, we get into this week's astrological roster and discuss the New Moon in Leo and the start of Virgo season! For this week's Sex Ed lesson we discuss Mercury through the signs and how each placement approaches conversations around sex and hookups. As always we give some advice for each sign on how to best approach these conversations and best communicate their needs. During Hot Topic we discuss intimacy, intimacy in friendships vs. romantic relationships and what intimacy means to us. We close out the episode with a submission from a listener who is in a multi-year flirtationship with a 45 YEAR OLD MAN FROM MASSACHUSETTS, who is also their coworker…you already know our thoughts.   Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

It's a SLUT HOT SUMMER and we're turning up the heat! This week is all about MARS, our planet of turn ons and getting heated. We kick off the episode by chatting about this week's Venus cazimi and the asteroid Juno's shift into leo. Then, we dive into Mars through the signs and their hookup archetypes from the ‘jock' to the ‘escape artist'. We discuss their turn-ons, hookup style and a few silly little anecdotes along the way. Our Hot Topic of the week is… HOOK UPS! We discuss hookup culture, Aubrey's current slut era, or lack thereof and Dani reminisces on her sluttier years. We finish the episode with a submission from a listener who feels their long distance relationship has lost its spark and is starting to get THE ICK! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

Hey besties!! This week we're discussing even more of the asteroids that spice up our love lives, flirting patterns and situationships. We get into some life updates from the sluts then dive into mercury's retroshade during the roster. WTF is a retroshade? We'll get into it! For today's Sex Ed lesson we look at a handful of asteroids from Psyche to Sapphos and discuss where these asteroids show up in each of our charts.  We transition into a chat on virginity and MLMs (?) during Hot Topic then close the episode out with a listener who's crushing on their BEST FRIEND'S BEST FRIEND.  Our first asteroid epi.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

If you ever forget what being a Sagittarius is all about, return here. We got to chat all things sag stelliums, astrological timing and crushes (obviously) with writer, scammer and certified It Girl, Caroline Calloway. We dove into Caroline's birth chart, discussed her astrocartography and astrological timing of Scammer's release, her writing process and The Cut article.  Follow Caroline on Instagram and order Caroline's first book Scammer. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

#AstrologyTikTok has been hyping up this Venus Retrograde for MONTHS so we figured we'd break it all down. Spoiler alert: YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. We kick off the episode with personal updates and a rundown of the astrological forecast from the sun moving into leo to the full moon in aquarius. Then, we get into the hottest transit of the summer, the Venus retrograde. We go through all the rising signs to discuss the area of your life this retrograde will activate and give suggestions for topics to reflect on and questions to ask yourself during this time. During Hot Topic we discuss finding inspiration, staying present and taking care of yourself on the most basic levels. We close out the episode with a CRUSH CRISIS from a taurus mars listener crushing on a sagittarius STRAIGHT BOY?! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

We are SO EXCITED to welcome one of our favorite astrologers to ASTRO SLUTS! Alice Bell is on the pod today to discuss her new book ‘Trust Your Timing'. We discuss Alice's journey as an astrologer from giving readings to friends and family to her current position as the British Vogue's resident astrologer. We get into the timing and astrological transits that aligned with the writing and release of her book, major 9H energy happening! Then, we dive into the incredibly in-depth relationship astrology you'll find in Alice's book and answer a few listener (and host) questions! This episode is perfect for anyone struggling to make sense of their birth chart and those who feel ‘doomed' in the relationship space, hint: you're NOT doomed.  Order Alice's Book, Trust Your Timing. Follow Alice on Instagram at @StalkAlice.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

We've got a scandalous episode for you today, besties!! Before we get into it we give some life updates that range from social anxiety to sustainable banking then we get into this week's astrological roster. We have a new moon in cancer coming our way but the major event this week is the nodal shift to Aries/Libra. Then, we get into it!! We discuss both the birth chart placements and astrological transits that align with cheating or going through breakups, as always astrology will never make you or anyone else DO anything. It's all about reflection and healing besties! During ‘Hot Topic' we continue our discussion on cheating, question emotional cheating and reflect on being cheated on. We close out the episode with a submission from a listener who's wondering if they should leave their stale relationship to pursue their crush…spoiler alert YES.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

This submission comes from a listener who has known their current partner for seven years and always thought they were a libra rising but recently discovered they're a SCORPIO RISING. WTF! We give them advice on how to take a fresh look at their partner's birth chart and give themselves a break.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  Quickie #28: Mom, Can You Come Pick Me Up? I'm in the 12th House  A listener with their sun and venus in their twelfth house is pressed about these placements  because all they see online is twelfth house negativity! We dive into the twelfth house to uncover some of its depth and mystery and find a lot of positive ways this listener can use this DEEP energy in relationships and to learn more about themselves.   Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

Welcome back to SEASON 6 of Astro Sluts. We're hot, we're slutty, AND it's summer, what else could we ask for!?! This season is all about sex, flings, flirting and as always FUN. We kick off the season with some MAJOR life updates, new eras alert, then we get into this week's ROSTER. The roster is a weekly update of the current astrological ‘players'  just like your roster of crushes might shift each week so do the planets! For this week's Sex Ed lesson we're diving into our birth charts to learn a little more about where these slutty themes show up in our chart. Dani takes us on a journey through the leo-ruled, playful fifth house and Aubrey guides us through the scorpio-ruled depths of the eighth house. We preview our segment ‘Hot Topic' where we'll discuss topics ranging from spicy to sus, and we ask y'all to get involved this season! We close out the episode with a listener submission from an english teacher who's got a crush on the history teacher (hot) and is wondering how to make the first move this summer.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

Grab your bestie and a bevvy because we have a VERY SPECIAL episode for you! The Good ChildREeEeeeeNNnnn are live from our hotel room to talk bestie life and iconic duos. We kick off the episode discussing Andrew and Joe's birth charts and how their charts embody both their friendship and podcast. We get into dating while in a codependent friendship then talk about trauma and chiron, naturally. Next, we dive into iconic duos from favorites like Martha and Snoop to shocking revelations in duos like Maddie Ziegler and Millie Bobby Brown?? We hope this episode gives you a giggle and inspires you to pull up you and your bestie's synastry! Follow Andrew and Joe at @goodchildrenpod on TikTok and Instagram and listen to Good Children every week for a literal injection of joy.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

Ok…we'll admit we came in HOT on this one but it's because we love y'all. This week's submission comes from a listener who has been on and off, hot and cold, back and forth with their dream girl. Small issue, the dream girl has a girlfriend. We discuss getting led on by libras, setting boundaries with a situationship and being made the priority that you deserve to be.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

We're switching things up for today's quickie with our first ASTRO BOOK CLUB! We're discussing Exalted, one of the most WTF books we've ever read. This book follows Emily, the owner of a popular astrology meme account and Dawn, an angry, middle-aged lesbian. Things quickly spiral out of control with this Scorpio and Leo duo and that's where our discussion begins. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD* Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

A leo moon listener in a long term relationship is feeling unfulfilled with their partner's inability to constantly perceive and obsess over them (relatable). We discuss how to express your needs to your partner however “needy” they may seem and how to find some of that fulfillment within.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

We're always looking for a new way to expand our knowledge of ourselves and maximize our energy. This week we're joined by @attstrology to discuss all things Human Design! Human Design combines many ancient modalities (like astrology!) to give us a blueprint of our energetic makeup. You may know the types or have that one friend who is obsessed with being a manifesting generator (literally Dani) but it goes so much deeper. We look at the Human Design types and their strategy for moving through the world, then we get into energy centers and authority to discuss how you're meant to make decisions. Attia also gets into our personal Human Design charts and tells Aubrey to TAKE A NAP! We found this chat so validating and a much needed reminder that we are all meant to move through the world in our own unique way.  Follow Attia at @attstrology on Instagram and book a reading with her via DM.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you love the pod. leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

Dust off your American Girl Dolls, sluts! We're bringing the dolls out of the basement for a very special episode with our guest host Harry Hill. You probably know digital darling @veryharryhill from his viral memes, Kit Kittredge halloween costume and his podcast Harrytales, but we got to know him a little deeper as we sat down with Harry to discuss dating, air sign supremacy and of course, DOLLS. We discuss the historical dolls from our childhood spanning Kaya through Julie and assign them each a big three based on their story, personality and outfits.  Follow Harry at @veryharryhill on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter and listen to his podcast Harrytales with Harry Hill for your weekly dose of pop culture and Harry-isms.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

This quickie comes from a listener who is crushing on their coworker. We give our take on the controversial topic of dating your coworkers and decide if the astrology of these coworkers is HOT enough to take the risk.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

This week's quickie comes from a listener who feels more connected to their sidereal chart than their tropical chart. They ask us our perspective on the different systems of astrology and which one they should turn to.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

School's out besties! We made it through a season of math, numbers, angles, degrees and more. We kick off our last episode by chatting about our summer fantasies and wardrobe updates then the bell rings for the morning announcements. We discuss upcoming astrological transits from mercury entering taurus to venus entering gemini. After the morning announcements, we transition into study hall - this week's course: critical degrees. We dive deeper into degree theory and discuss the critical degrees in your birth chart and how they can pull focus into different areas of your life. During recess we chat about putting our goals into action and the steps we each take on the daily to make shit happen. We close out the episode with a listener submission, this listener has two natal retrogrades in their birth chart. We discuss natal retrogrades in the birth chart and share how to navigate them during upcoming transits.  Thank you for joining us for another season! We'll be back for a SLUT HOT SUMMER! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

As we near the end of a season full of math and numbers, we dip our toe into the more mystical side of the equation with numerology. We kick off the episode with some life updates, it is the astrological new year after all, then get into ‘Talk Astro to Me' where we ask each other a Capricorn and Aquarius themed question. On the ‘morning announcements' we discuss the major universal shift that is Pluto entering Aquarius for the first time in over 200 years (!!!) and the more personal shift of Mars entering cancer. After the announcements we get into ‘Study Hall' and begin this week's crash course in numerology! We kick it off with some brief history then share how to find your foundation, personality and life path number. Once we collect our numbers we get into the planetary associations and themes of numbers 1-9. During ‘recess' we discuss our #goals and manifestations for the new year and we close out the episode answering a question from a listener on profection years.  Cosmic Numerology Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

For our latest quickie we respond to a text from a listener asking our thoughts on gender's place in astrology. AND WE HAVE THOUGHTS! We dive into traditional astrology's use of the masculine/feminine, the gender of the planets and share other ways to interpret these energies beyond the gender binary. We also get into individual astrology and discuss society's effect on how the signs manifest in different kinds of people. Alice Sparkly Kat Article Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro-sluts/support

We're back in geometry class to discuss degree theory! We open the episode with some life updates and a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me' where we ask each other Scorpio and Sagittarius themed questions. There's lots to discuss during the morning announcements as we head into the astrological new year (hint: LOTS of aries energy ahead). Study hall this week is all about the degrees. We discuss the sign and planet association with each degree (0-29), how to use the degrees to add more nuance to your birth chart, and what themes the degree placements may bring up for you. After study hall we discuss ‘doing too much' AKA Aubrey and Dani's favorite activity since literal birth. We close out the episode by ‘passing a note' to a gemini listener who is out of their Saturn return but struggling to lock in on their life path/purpose. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astro-sluts/support

Saturn has entered Pisces and for a lot of y'all that means your Saturn return is upon you! We discuss WTF a Saturn return is, what Saturn in Pisces means for the collective and how your Saturn return may affect you based on the house where your natal saturn placement lives. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astro-sluts/support

We're taking off our math caps and swapping them out for our throwback caps! We're talking all things elementary and middle school this week. We kick off the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me' then during the morning announcements we explain transits, how to read them and how to use them to your advantage as you move through the world. The study hall bell rings and we change subjects to the signs as studentsl. We cover Aries' love for PE all the way to Pisces' french class fantasies. During recess we discuss our early school lives, social standings and share some truly wild class projects. Fun fact, we never went to school together in all our 20+ years of friendship, so we had a lot of catching up to do! We close out the episode with a question from a reader who is determining whether they should pursue a creative or ‘safer' career route as they enter college. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astro-sluts/support

This week's QUICKIE submission comes from a listener who is crushing on an aries firefighter. Our listener wonders if their aries venus is to blame for this fiery infatuation or if this relationship is as astrologically special as it feels. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astro-sluts/support

Conjunctions, sextiles, squares and more! In this episode we break down the five major aspects AKA those colorful lines on your birth chart. We start the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me' where we discuss emerging from our shells and making art. During this week's morning announcements we discuss Mercury and Saturn entering pisces as well as the upcoming virgo full moon and how to use the energy of these transits to your advantage. Then, we get into the astrological aspects found in your birth chart and how each of these relationships between the planets can deepen your understanding of your personal astrology. We take a break from astrology during ‘recess' and discuss balancing our romantic relationships, friendships and time with ourselves. We close out the episode with a submission from a listener who fears they may be in their flop era. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astro-sluts/support