Better Than Most Things

Enjoy this special double episode of BTMT! The staff at BTMT are celebrating International Orange Juice Day. Tropicana has released a cereal that is meant to be enjoyed with a bowl of orange juice instead of milk. A YouTube video of a plane crash has...

Out of all possible flavors, Russia chooses to be salty and ceases help involving the International space station. This includes the guidance system they had planned to guide the ISS safely into the ocean. Europa, one of Jupiter’s moons, is known for being close to...

The ‘Artemis Mission’ is a space mission revolving around orbiting the moon. This will help us gather data for future moon landing missions. A fireball discovered in the sky is actually from a completely different solar system! Cryptocurrency holders are proven to be bad people,...

The Kepler space telescope has now discovered 5 thousand exoplanets and is also able to produce other interesting readings. A sunspot was revealed to have many solar flares, one in particular was pointed directly at Earth. Space Force wants to create a “space highway patrol”...

`Come celebrate with Host Max, Host Sean, and Producer Mr. E and join us for our 2nd anniversary episode! A live bat was released at the midnight showing of the new Batman movie. Spiders from Georgie will eventually take over the world….just kidding, but they...

A California man had a life threatening emergency after going overboard while his boat was still boating, resulting in miles and miles of swimming and one cute friend. Thousands of people may be going to hell do to baptisms being performed incorrectly for years and...

Famous basketball player Shaquille O’neal says that gorillas freak out whenever he visits their zoo exhibits. Chinese scientists have created a robot that can read minds with a 95% success rate. Tasmanian devils are breaking all the laws of scavenging as we know it. YouTuber...

The Russian space movie “The Challenge” has finished filming and all of the staff is back on earth safely! There will be a new movie viewing area installed aboard the International Space Station. A Space-X booster is going to ‘accidentally’ crash into the moon! Weed...

An underwater volcano has erupted with more force than a nuclear bomb. The rock is walking around town claiming he owns the most complete T-Rex skeleton in existence. We discuss news of Microsoft’s new ownership of Activision/Blizzard. The first human made space craft has made...

NASA has launched its new ‘James Webb’ telescope. A Doctor in the UK has been banned of his medical license for branding his initials on the internal organs of his patients. Scientists can detect animal DNA and a shitload of other information just from samples...

The crew returns after a hiatus! We discuss weird new food collaborations with Arby’s and Oreo. Nasa has broken two new records including the longest running experiment in space, and the most amount of astronauts fed with space crops. Rare gems are found at Mont-Blanc,...

The first ever “Extroplanet” has been discovered. New technology for male conceptive has been released and it involves using ultrasound on your balls. Pablo Escobars hippo’s have reproduced in mass and are causing environmental problems. A new smart can has been showcased that uses lidar...

The hosts of BTMT discuss the new Batman trailer starring Robert Pattinson. The first ever organ transplant delivered by a drone has been completed. A 900 year old Crusader Sword has been found by an amateur scuba diver in the Mediterranean Sea. A man gets...

That’s right! William Shattner has successfully traveled to space and back. A meteor destroyed a Canadian woman’s bedroom and almost kills her in the process. An Elk is spotted with a tire around its neck, and has worn it like jewelry for the last two...

William Shattner is going to space! Firefighters are called to a California beach to rescue a “woman” that was clinging to a rocky cliff. A new discovery in New Mexico may reset the timetables of when humans first occupied North America. The smallest flying manmade...

Ecosystems in the UK are being torn apart by drug laced urine, from attendees at a music festival. New space life particles have been found in the solar system. New inhibitors promote lucid dreaming and help REM sleep! We learn more about potty trained cows...

A man has to spend 24 hours in a waffle house as punishment for losing his fantasy football league. 64 penguins have been found dead, apparently stung to death in the FUCKING EYES by bees. A man has been ejaculating out of his ass for...

It’s episode 69 so that means this episode with be sex themed! Or is it sexy themed? We still don’t know. China has invented a temporary birth control for men, but it might shrink your balls. A swinger festival was so loud that it disturbed...

If Sean were king, what would he do? Taco Bell produces 8 billion pounds of waste per year from sauce packets. What the fuck is the character ‘Grimace’ based off of? 100 skateboards with Tony Hawk’s blood infused into them are being sold. A man...

The first ever ‘Space Olympics’ has taken place at the International Space Station! Speaking of space, we get an update on the Russian Action movie that will soon be filmed deep in the depths of space itself. Okay, not THAT deep, but still in there....

How much would you pay for a machine that can turn any alcoholic drink into ice-cream? The city of Kyle is trying to gather the most Kyles to break a world record…or take over the world? You decide. A statue of a sumo wrestler has...

You’re eyes are not lying to you. The infamous jetpack man has been sighted again! How much would you pay for a trip to a fully immersive Star Wars hotel? Did you know there are mutant goldfish in the sewer systems? Not really, but they...

A new definition for the word ‘astronaut’ has been established. A Nintendo video game has set a new world record for the highest amount sold for at an auction. Cockatoos in Australia are teaching their species to open trash can lids. Why?? Junk from space...

Jeff Bezos has flown to the edge of space and back! A new means of transportation called a Cyclo-car has been invented and is expected to fly in 2022. Surgeons have performed 1st heart transplant using artificial heart in the United States! Instead of determining...

We are excited to share that we have a special guest on this episode! Actor Jack Seavor McDonald (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4997570/) joins the show to talk about his acting career and to take part in some shenanigans! We have two rounds of the game segment “What’s better...

We try a new segment dubbed a “Mr. E Experience” involving one of the most notorious alien abduction stories in history. A new ocean has been inducted to the world. Researchers have figured out a way to turn plastic into vanilla flavoring, yum! Scientists have...

We discuss a bar that accepts monopoly money as its cover fee, as well as a Yu-Gi-Oh card that sold for 13.4 MILLION dollars at auction. Two extremely rare items were found: a Rembrandt painting was found from the 1600’s as well as an extremely...

A lobster fisherman was completely swallowed by a whale! There’s a new tik-tok trend going around where you can fake your brain into thinking you have no gag reflex. A man has been arrested due to high tech cameras being able to track his fingerprints...

We have some new updates and developments regarding the legend that is “Old Walter.” We discuss some new kickstarter gaming gear coming out, as well as a new ocean drone designed for collecting trash. We are all highly anticipating the epic UFO documents that will...

The show returns after a week break! Host Sean tells stories of his air-softing adventure over the past weekend. We watch a shocking video of a woman who pushes a mother bear off of a fence in self defense! Europa may be an ideal environment...

After MANY long debates, we finally decide what animals we can beat in a fight, complete with statistics from others polled! A committee on energy and water was found to have 22 minutes of Galaxy Quest playing in the background of their zoom meeting. Workers...

A farmer in Belgium accidentally made the country bigger! Two ladies try to pay for services with a $1,000,000 bill. A new species of sabre tooth tiger has been discovered, as well as an international crime ring centered around toy theft. A new species of...

A listener who knew someone that scaled Mt Everest wrote into our show to share with us a bunch of fun facts! We learn about fake ivory 3D printing, farmers finding bones from the last ice age, and a fish bone that gets lodged into...

Host Sean, Max and Producer Mr. E discuss the new movie “Mortal Kombat”. Can you guess how many total video games are on Steam? A man at Mt. Everest has tested positive for Covid, showing that it truly can reach the top of the world....

More news is revealed regarding the Mars helicopter known as Ingenuity. Willie Nelson wants to combine 420 and his birthday into a week long National Holiday. Do you think you could out-run a T-Rex? We will be the judge of that! Host Sean reveals alarming...

Two excited updates regarding space! We get updates on Ingenuity, the Mars helicopter, as well as news regarding the next Fast and the Furious movie. (Hint: ITS IN SPACE). A new ‘pyramid UFO’ has been spotted by the US Navy, and the first ever tattoo...

Another excited episode of BTMT, and we are once again joined by Jeff and Cory from Switch the Envelope Podcast! Want to win $1000? A company is selecting one lucky person to award $1000 if they watch all 24 James Bond Movies in a row!...

Join us on this special APRIL FOOLS episode! Both hosts have picked one fake topic and mixed it in with their real topics…try to guess which one is the fake! A boys school in Australia has banned the ‘mullet hairstyle’ among others as well. An...

This episode is entirely a discussion regarding the Snyder Cut of Justice League! We also have special guests, Jeff and Cory from the popular movie podcast “Switch the Envelope!” This is a SPOILER FILLED discussion so please consider yourself warned before proceeding! We discuss the...

The first ever audio recording from Mars has been released, and there’s three of them! Is it legal to pay employees in change? Well a man received his final paycheck entirely of pennies, and coated in a surprise substance. Host Sean shares the story about...

Max, Sean, and Mr. E celebrate one year of podcasting together. Thank you to all who have listened, clicked, shared, followed, and supported us during this journey; we truly appreciate YOU! A comet only 6 inches wide explodes over Vermont with a tremendous force! Space...

Flat earthers have finally realized that the earth is round! COLOR US SHOCKED! A rare golden penguin has been discovered and is the first of it’s kind. Researches discovered that cuttlefish are able to pass a cognitive test meant for children. A new space telescope...

The Mars rover has successfully landed! Did you know that Venus flytraps create a magnetic field when their leaves snap shut? Thanks to a new bill in Oklahoma, you can now legally hunt bigfoot. New audio earrings have been invented that also work as earbuds....

Have you heard the tale of the ‘gorilla glue lady’? She used glue spray as a replacement for her hair spray! Surely this wont end well! Scientists have identified the most distant object in our universe. Host Sean fills us in on the ‘Black Knight...

Do you know what an agate is? One was discovered that closely resembles a very popular kids show character. Max, Sean, and Mr. E discuss the movie “Psycho Goreman”, which was highly recommended by Host Sean. SPOILER ALERT: skip from 10:00 min to 16:00 min...

The hosts discuss the new developments in the story regarding “Jetpack Man” as well as the recent stock news regarding Reddit Vs. Gamestop. It turns out that Venus probably can’t support life after all. Things get heated during the “What’s better than Most” game segment...

Boston Dynamics released a video showcasing the limits of their robot’s balance and dexterity. 2 Guinness world records were set: The largest mobile humanoid robot, and the largest mobile ‘Gundam’. The Oldest known figurative drawing has been discovered in Indonesia. A Magnet fisherman finds an...

That’s right! Jetpack man has been sighted AGAIN! But this time with video evidence! Host Sean explains how the COVID relief bill is tied to UFO’s. We keep the UFO theme going by discussing a UFO’ seen over Hawaii that was the size of a...

China recently became the 3rd nation to land on the moon and return samples.  Komodo dragon park is a thing, trying to be made in Indonesia.  Cheetahs are extremely inbred.  Frankly, we all knew it.  Extinction events happen every 27.5 million years on average.  Another...

Canadian Police pulled over someone who was using a lawn chair as their drivers seat. The Israel defense chief says there is a galactic federation waiting for us to be more sane.  Also an underground base on Mars.  Scientists created the Smellocopter, a moth cyborg...

Those damn Monoliths!  There were 3 of them, and now they’re all gone.  What is going on? Evidently human body temperature overall is lowering across the globe.  Maybe its the AC?  There is a saber tooth tiger skeleton up for auction. Evidently EDM and Techno...