CINEMATIC AF Movie Podcast

This week, we deep dive into WandaVision (Season 1) and talk about Willies's Wonderland. We attempt to come up with 80s sitcom porn titles. So, sit back, relax, and comment on what your 80s sitcom porn title would be. 

This week, we talk about the 2017 comedy horror, Mayhem, starring Oscar nominee, Steven Yeun, and one of CAF's favorite actresses, Samara Weaving. We also get into the infamous death stares of Savannah, GA, the post-life of Covid-19 vaccinations, and the new Superman & Lois show.  So, sit back, relax, and enjoy your micro-chipped life. 

This week, pardon our fuck-ups, you fuck-heads. The show starts shaky, but we get it back on track. Join us as we go into Falcon and the Winter Soldier, G vs K, and as we cover Invincible. We desperately try to seek sponsors to support our flaccid penises. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy! 

This week, we go deeper into one of our favorites, From Beyond, directed by Stuart Gordon. This 80s classic is packed with body horror, sex, and brain sucking. We also say goodbye to Terry, the intern. So, sit back, relax, and send Terry your hate and loathing. 

Cinematic AF presents, Current AF, which is a bi-weekly show where all the new and juicy entertainment news is brought to you in an unfiltered fashion. This week, we try out our new intern, Terry. So sit back, keep following us and enjoy.

This week, we talk about the only 90's dinosaur movie that counts, Tammy and the T-Rex. This cinematic masterpiece has it all: smart-ass cops, a mad scientist, and the love between a girl and an animatronic T-Rex. We also talk about WandaVision and many other things. So sit back, order a pizza from Pedro and relax.

Welcome back to Cinematic AF. We are doing another one of our bi-weekly news episode we call, Current AF. This week, Ash and I give all the juicy coverage from the world of Disney, along with some news from the land of horror. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

WE ARE BACK! Cinematic AF returns for a special Christmas episode. This week, we cover the modern classic, Krampus. This twisted-tale is directed by Michael Doughtery, which is the same twisted-mind that brought you the Halloween staple, Trick 'r Treat. The Krampus knows when you are naughty and will kill your entire family, so to say the least, it's fun for the whole family. So sit back, get out the gingerbread men, and enjoy.

Welcome! This week on Cinematic AF, we explore the 2018 film, CLIMAX. This trippy film comes to us from French director, Gaspar Noé. The film takes place during the winter of 1996, within a single building. CLIMAX features a large ensemble cast of twenty-four (led by Sofia Boutella) portraying a French dance troupe throwing an after-party after a rehearsal. The celebration takes a darker turn when everyone becomes increasingly agitated and confused after consuming Sangria laced with LSD. Sit back, get out your dancing shoes, and join us on this acid-trip of a movie.

Welcome to the new add-on to the Cinematic AF podcast. Here on CURRENT AF, we report all the news and happenings in the world of film and entertainment. This program will play every 2 weeks. Cinematic AF will happen every other week. This week, Ash and I list our top 5 Halloween movies. We started this side show so we have more room to ramble, and we don't have to go back to talking about the film of the week. It's pretty much a show built around rants. So sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

This week, we felt generous and let Kelsey pick the film. On this episode, we take you on a trip to Shutter Island. This Martin Scorsese film will have you guessing every step of the way. We also talk briefly about Devil All the Time, Raised by Wolves, Ratched, Last Dance and Lovecraft Country. So sit back, get out your matches and enjoy.

Welcome back to CINEMATIC AF. This week, we cover one of the classics. The Evil Dead franchise has inspired countless movies and quotes. This one has been requested by listeners since day one. You wanted it, and now you're gonna get it. Please join us as we discuss this Sam Raimi masterpiece. So sit back, oil up the chainsaw and enjoy.P.S.Groovy

This week, the Cinematic AF crew dives deep into the sad and terrorizing world of the film, Relic. This movie explores what it is like to lose someone that is actually still with us. This film is about the tragic effects dementia has on a family. If you have seen this film but found yourself scratching your head wondering what in the world was going on...have no fear...the CAF crew is here to go deep into the darkness with you. So sit back, run a warm bath and enjoy.

Annihilation is an art house film guaranteed to split audiences. If you are looking for a mindless action Sci-Fi movie, this is not the film you are looking for. This movie is a wrapped metaphor; stuffed with horror. A metaphor for what, you may ask? Well, you will have to decide for yourself. Come along as we trek into the shimmer and try to figure out this deep film. Sit back, relax and enjoy.Annihilation is a 2018 British-American science fiction horror film written and directed by Alex Garland, based on the 2014 novel of the same name by Jeff VanderMeer. It stars Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson, Tuva Novotny, and Oscar Isaac. The story follows a group of female explorers who enter "The Shimmer", a mysterious quarantined zone of mutating plants and animals caused by an alien presence.

Welcome to Cinematic AF Season 2! This week, we cover the cult classic, Heathers. Join Ash, Kelsey and I as we dive deep into this dark teen comedy, which covers a wide array of uncomfortable topics such as rape, eating disorders and suicide. This movie would be near impossible to make today; as these topics are usually seen in teen dramas, not teen comedies. Luckily, Heathers uses clever writing and a cast of talented actors to make this dark and twisted movie work. So sit back, light up your cigarette and enjoy!Heathers is a 1989 American black comedy teen film written by Daniel Waters and directed by Michael Lehmann, in both of their respective film debuts. It stars Winona Ryder, Christian Slater, Shannen Doherty, Lisanne Falk, Kim Walker, and Penelope Milford. The film portrays four teenage girls — three of whom are named Heather — in a clique at an Ohio high school, whose lives are disrupted by the arrival of a misanthrope intent on murdering the popular students and staging their deaths as suicides.2

Welcome to the 20th episode! This week, Kelsey, Ash and I invite you to the wedding of the year, so get those tuxedos cleaned and your axes sharpened. The highlight of some weddings is the tossing of the bouquet...at this wedding, if you play your cards right, you could get a chance to hunt and kill the bride. RSVP seats are gonna go quick.Thank you everyone for supporting this podcast. We will be taking a short break in order to polish up the show and bring you bigger and better content. So sit back, relax and enjoy the last episode of season 1.

This is the tried and true tale of a priest that is possessed by the spirit of an ancient dinosaur, falls in love with a street-smart prostitute, and is being hunted by a ninja-clan. I know...you have seen this plot a million times. This week, Ash and I discuss this cinematic masterpiece. ValociPastor will have you laughing, while asking yourself WTF? So sit back, grab your priest costume from Party City and enjoy. The VelociPastor is a 2017 American comedy horror action film written and directed by Brendan Steere. Steere first thought of the idea in 2010. After screening at the B-Movie, Underground, and Trash (BUT) Film Festival on August 31, 2018, the film was released in the United States on August 13, 2019 by Wild Eye Releasing. After losing his parents, pastor Doug Jones travels to China and becomes infected by an artifact, resulting in him turning into a velociraptor when he becomes angry. At first horrified by this new power, under the direction of a prostitute he decides to fight crime and kill criminals, including drug-dealing ninjas, by using his transformation. During his mission, the pastor travels the world.

It is summertime, my friends... It is the time of the year to go to your favorite cult camp, break out your flower dress and make some homemade pubic pies. This week, Kelsey, Ash and I take to the land of sun and human sacrifices. Come along with us as we explore this bright but twisted tale of love, loss and mushroom trips. So sit back, get out your finishing hammers and enjoy.Midsommar is a 2019 folk horror film written and directed by Ari Aster and starring Florence Pugh, Jack Reynor, William Jackson Harper, Vilhelm Blomgren, Ellora Torchia, Archie Madekwe, and Will Poulter. It follows a group of friends who travel to Sweden for a festival that occurs once every 90 years, only to find themselves in the clutches of a pagan cult.

This week, we answer the question that is on everyone's mind...What would it be like if Professor X was a Nazi? The answer...Not good. This time around, Ash and I take you into the Neo-Nazi punk scene. It's just as fun as it sounds. So, if you ever wanted see the inside of a Nazi punk club or learn how they cover up murders...We have a treat for you. This film is full of realistic kills, loud music and an amazing cast. So sit back, take out your box cutter and enjoy.Green Room is a 2015 American horror-thriller film written and directed by Jeremy Saulnier, and produced by Neil Kopp, Victor Moyers and Anish Savjani. Starring Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots and Patrick Stewart, the film focuses on a punk band who find themselves attacked by neo-Nazi skinheads after witnessing a murder at a remote club in the Pacific Northwest.

Looking for a good Halloween party? We have got you covered; just join us at Hall House, make sure you bring the boom box, strobe lights and a sex-crazed demon. This week, we dive into the 80's classic, Night of the Demons. Kelsey, Ash and I cover this strange and bloody film. This little gem has became a Halloween night tradition, and we are gonna tell you why. So sit back, grab your favorite lipstick and enjoy.Night of the Demons is a 1988 American supernatural horror film directed by Kevin S. Tenney, written and produced by Joe Augustyn, and starring Amelia Kinkade, Cathy Podewell, Linnea Quigley, Hal Havins, and Alvin Alexis. The plot follows a group of high school students who throw a party inside an isolated funeral parlor. While attempting a séance, they accidentally release a demon locked in the crematorium that begins to possess them one by one.

WE HAVE AN INTRO BY LINNEA QUIGLEY!This week, we explore one of my favorite films of all time! Ash, Kelsey and I go zombie punk with Return of the Living Dead. We go deep on this 80's staple, and we also get to discus what we have been enjoying in the world of film and television. I really struggled with this one, not only do I get to talk about this classic, but we also got a intro from Trash (Linnea Quigley). I was so excited; it was hard to stay on track. Through the power of editing and Kelsey keeping Ash and I focused, we bring you this blood-soaked tail of love, punk and zombies. So sit back, grab your baseball bat and enjoy!The Return of the Living Dead is a 1985 American comedy horror film written and directed by Dan O'Bannon, and starring Clu Gulager, James Karen, Thom Matthews and Don Calfa. The film tells the story of how a warehouse owner, accompanied by his two employees, mortician friend, and a group of teenage punks, deal with the accidental release of a horde of brain-hungry zombies onto an unsuspecting town. The film, described as a "mordant punk comedy", is known for introducing the popular concept of zombies eating brains, as opposed to eating human flesh, like previous zombie iterations. It is also known as the first film to ever show zombies running, as well as zombies being able to speak. The film is also quite unique from virtually all other cinematic depictions of the living dead, in that the zombies portrayed in the film cannot be killed by a standard "head shot".

This episode, we focus on family and GREASE. Kelsey, Ash and I discuss this dark comedy/horror. We learn to eat our food greasy, wear as little clothing as possible and find out the true meaning of fatherly love. So sit back, oil up your dog and enjoy. The Greasy Strangler is a 2016 American black comedy horror film directed by Jim Hosking, and written by Hosking and Toby Harvard. The film stars Michael St. Michaels, Sky Elobar, Elizabeth De Razzo, Gil Gex, Abdoulaye NGom and Holland MacFallister. The film was released on October 7, 2016 by FilmRise.

This time around the Cinematic AF team discuss Hereditary, a dark tale about a family dealing with mental issues, death and a secret coven of demon worshipers. This film seams to get better with every watch. This time around Gaston, Kelsey, ash and I Break this film down and ponder on the true meaning of this modern day master piece . So sit back . hold on to your head,relax and enjoy. Hereditary is a 2018 American supernatural horror film written and directed by Ari Aster, in his feature film directorial debut. It stars Toni Collette, Alex Wolff, Milly Shapiro and Gabriel Byrne as a family haunted by a mysterious presence after the death of their secretive grandmother. Hereditary premiered on January 21, 2018, in the Midnight section at the 2018 Sundance Film Festival, and was theatrically released in the United States on June 8, 2018. It was acclaimed by critics, with Collette's performance receiving particular praise, and was a commercial success, making over $80 million on a $10 million budget to become A24's highest-grossing film worldwide.

This week, we discuss Bad Taste, a movie that launched Peter Jackson. This film proves that you don't need money to make a film...all you need is determination and a group of devoted friends that will give up their weekend for FOUR years. Before Mr. Jackson held the reins to the Lord of the Rings, he wrote, stared and directed this mega low budget splatter fest. So sit back, stuff your brains back in, relax and enjoy.Bad Taste (1987) aliens invade the fictional New Zealand village of Kaihoro to harvest humans for their intergalactic fast food franchise, where they face off against a four-man paramilitary force, of which at least one member appears to have gone insane.

In this episode, we slice our way through the mystery of Jane Doe. This thriller/horror keeps you guessing as we uncover more clues every layer we dissect (literately). So sharpen up your scalpels, sit back and enjoy.The Autopsy of Jane Doe is a 2016 supernatural horror film directed by André Øvredal. It stars Emile Hirsch and Brian Cox as father-and-son coroners who experience supernatural phenomena while examining the body of an unidentified woman.

This week, we delve into the twisted, but brilliant mind of Dr. Herbert West. We finally get to cover one of Stuart Gordon's masterpieces, Re-Animator. Listen as we discuss this gory tale of life after death. This film has love, determination and sex with a severed head. So sit back, relax and enjoy!Re-Animator (also known as H. P. Lovecraft's Re-Animator) is a 1985 American horror comedy film loosely based on the 1922 H. P. Lovecraft serial novelette "Herbert West–Reanimator". Directed by Stuart Gordon and produced by Brian Yuzna, the film stars Jeffrey Combs as Herbert West, a medical student who has invented a reagent which can re-animate deceased bodies. He and his classmate Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott) begin to test the serum on dead human bodies, and conflict with Dr. Carl Hill (David Gale), who is infatuated with Cain's fiancée (Barbara Crampton) and wants to claim the invention as his own.

This week, the Cinematic AF crew goes on a quest to bring entertainment. This time around, the gang watches and reviews a heartwarming adventure tale. Our true geek comes out on this one, as we dive deep into all the fantasy and game references. We get side-tracked by a couple of verbal side missions, but don't worry, we rally and finish our quest. So sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure. Onward is a 2020 American computer-animated urban fantasy film produced by Pixar Animation Studios for Walt Disney Pictures. The film is directed by Dan Scanlon, produced by Kori Rae from a screenplay written by Scanlon, Jason Headley, and Keith Bunin, and stars the voices of Tom Holland, Chris Pratt, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Octavia Spencer. Set in a suburban fantasy world, the film follows two elf brothers who set out on a quest to find an artifact that will bring back their deceased father.

This week, while locked inside our houses, Cinematic AF takes you on a trip to Busan. We are changing the format for the remainder of this lock-down thing. I usually put the team through strange and sometimes obscure films, but I have decided to focus on films you wonderful folks can find on various streaming services. So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.Train to Busan is a 2016 South Korean action horror film directed by Yeon Sang-ho and starring Gong Yoo, Jung Yu-mi, and Ma Dong-seok. The film mostly takes place on a train to Busan as a zombie apocalypse suddenly breaks out in the country and threatens the safety of the passengers.

This week, the team and I explore the dark prison world of The Platform. In this episode, we start changing things up. We begin to focus on films that are all on streaming services. We at CINEMATIC AF want to help you find your quarantine entertainment. Thanks for listening and stay safe.The Platform (Spanish: El hoyo, transl. The Hole) is a Spanish science fiction horror-thriller film, directed by Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia and released in 2019. The film is set in a large, tower-style "Vertical Self-Management Center" where the inmates, who are periodically switched at random between floors, are fed by a platform, initially filled with food, that gradually descends through the levels. It is a system bound to cause conflict, as inmates at the top levels can eat as much as they can, leaving increasingly little for those below.

This week I have the Gang Watch and review DragonHeart.DragonHeart is a 1996 British-American fantasy action-adventure film directed by Rob Cohen. It stars Dennis Quaid, David Thewlis, Pete Postlethwaite, Dina Meyer, and the voice of Sean Connery.

This week the crew reviews Night Of the Creeps(1986)Night of the Creeps is a 1986 American science fiction horror comedy film written and directed by Fred Dekker in his feature directorial debut, starring Jason Lively, Jill Whitlow, and Tom Atkins.

This week, I put the gang through the soul breaking film, Dancer In The Dark. This film will test their mental stability. There is almost no way not to be scarred by this well done, but dark journey into a world full of guilt and musical fantasy.Dancer in the Dark is a 2000 English-language Danish musical melodrama film written and directed by Lars von Trier. It stars Icelandic musician, Björk, as a daydreaming immigrant factory worker who suffers from a degenerative eye condition and is saving up to pay for an operation to prevent her young son from suffering the same fate (Wikipedia).

This week, I introduce the crew to the mind-melting classic, Brazil. This 1985 dystopian science fiction film is directed by Terry Gilliam. The film stars Jonathan Pryce and features Robert De Niro, Kim Greist, Michael Palin, Katherine Helmond, Bob Hoskins and Ian Holm.

Welcome to week two of Cinematic AF. In this episode, we enter the mind of a deranged killer. The cast is subjected to this blood-soaked 2012 kill-fest, staring the one and only Elijah Wood. Can the cast survive this tale of slaughtered and scalped women? There is only one way to find out...listen and enjoy.

Welcome to week one of Cinematic AF. In this episode, we visit a world in which disease has ravaged the US. A group of four, lead by two bothers, try desperately to make it safely to their childhood vacation home. In this overlooked film, we deal with the question,"Is saving your family worth the cost of your humanity?"