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Thats right Witches and Warlocks. Our most timely and most contemporary episode ever. Zak and the GAC are in Primm Nevada to rob the corpse of the infamous (because it was shitty) Whisky Pete's casino, and because Zak straight up hates everyone in his crew these days, they had to call Zak's new bestie, "incredibly famous" "comedian" Matt Rife. Join Joel and Erik as we watch Zak and Matt compare their smooth bodies (not as sexy as you would want) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 29, Episode 4: Abandoned at Whisky Pete's 

Thats right Witches and Warlocks. Joel has returned from the most haunted place in all the world; Zak Bagans Haunted Museum. Join us for tales of hijinks, horror, and haunted cum on this very special investigative report from team pink boy. 

Get ready to get dark Witches and Warlocks. Zak is back and instead of fun skits and goof-abouts, he has decided to lean more into faces of death and doubting little girl ghosts.  Join Erik and Joel as we wonder if Billy will EVER get someone to listen to his mix tape as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 16: The Glenn Tavern Inn. 

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING WITCHES AND WARLOCKS?! Cause it smells like Aarons tears after being abused by Zak in this 3rd/4th return to the place where it all began. Join Joel and Erik as we may hang up our fedoras for good as discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 15: Goldfield Hotel Redemption 

Put on your detectives Fedoras Witches and Warlocks. For once, we are on the pulse of both the paranormal AND true crime worlds as we bust open the sinister case of murder for hire targeted at our favorite big steppin' boy, Aaron Goodwin. Join Joel and Erik as we go through the evidence and watch a whole ass docu-series about the prison-simp at the center of this near tragedy as we discuss Ctrl+Alt+Desire and the breaking case of Aaron Goodwin. 

Hit me one time Witchs and Warlocks, because Zak and the GAC are back to put their spin on a national tragedy. Zak and the GAC do that voodoo that they do and investigate some incredibly haunted water. Join Joel and Erik as we hope to not drown in the flood of No-Vito's as we watch Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 14: New Orleans 

Witches and Warlocks, we are back on our shit, and Zak is back in the hot seat. ABC Nightline is here to put the pressure on Zak as he tells us of disabled child dungeon ghosts, pixel destroying Asians, and sailors with teeth on the outside rather than inside. Join Joel and Erik as we move it move it to get our blood meter into the red as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 13: Sailors Snug Harbor

Witches and Warlocks, WOW. We did it. We have released 100 things on this platform, most of which were full episodes, which means its time for a clip show retrospective!  Join Joel and Erik as we get too drunk for a Monday toasting all of you, and more importantly, ourselves, as we celebrate this milestone. 

Me-ow Witches and Warlocks. Come with us as we get so excited we "kitten tic" all the way to Wyoming to visit a spooky prison. Zak almost dies by hanging/fart chamber, Nick gets his head pet, and Billy steps up his game (only to be put way back down later)   Join Erik and Joel as we welcome a new demon overlord into our lives as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 12: The Wyoming Frontier Prison

Breath deep Witches and Warlocks, as doing so vexes Zak and his "fragile" lungs. In this episode, Zak gets all up in a Bo-hemoth of a hotel that has been soaked in magic crazy/happy water. Watch in wide eyed amazement as the boys get water high, a door opens, and Billy makes us like him (a little).  Join Joel and Erik as we accidently doom the planet as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 11: Crazy Town

Ho Ho Ho Witches and Warlocks. Its time to grab some gather close to your loved ones, grab some hot coco, and get ready for an extremely creamy episode. Zak and the boys hear about a cool mobster massacre, but it all gets forgotten when someone mentions feet. Join Joel and Erik as we bring 2024 to a close in the only way we know how as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 10: Union Station

Zak, Aaron, and Nick A House Made by a Poet Haunted? Not really Join Joel and Erik as we dive deep into our own secret language of references on our most incomprehensible episode yet! Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 9: The Tor House

NO. STONE. UNTURNED. Zak cant hide this iconic episode from the world! It has everything! Guns, 70s porno vibes, Zak needing to poop but not being able to despite a bathroom being within his reach! Yes Witches and Warlocks, its the famous house of thousand rooms, a cool building with a totally real story "wink" behind it. Join us as we watch in horror as Zak dry fires a rifle at the ghost of sad girl Sara as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 4 (redacted): The Winchester Mystery House. 

Be not afraid Witches and Warlocks. We enter in to a new, round world with Zak and the GAC as they go to Brookdale Lodge to form a new orb based faith. Its got two little girl ghosts, and a bad raccoon infestation. We also get introduced to a dog with a job, Gracie, the paranormal puppy private eye.  Join Joel and Erik as we discuss the unspeakable things we would do in a pool while observed by a president while we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 8: The Brookdale Lodge 

Happy Halloween Witches and Warlocks! On this most hallowed of eves we bring you what could be the most terrifying GAC experience ever. Join us as we teleport back to the beginning of the pandemic to witness three brave men willingly lock down for 10 days in a haunted museum WITH BILLY TOLLEY. Zak combines the forces of his favorite dolls, yells at a van, and buys a house with an exceptionally constipated old lady ghost. Join Joel and Erik as we make many inappropriate mouth noises as we discuss Ghost Adventures Quarantine: Part 1 & 2

Spit on that THANG Witches and Warlocks. Zak and the GAC are in a mining town, and its about to get moist. Spitting, ghost murders, and metaphysical mysteries abound on this first episode of Haunted Home Renovations. Join Erik and Joel as we do our best off brand Jim Carey catch phrases as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 7: Cripple Creek 

Sorry Witches and Warlocks, its not our fault. Zak forced us to talk about Ohio. Also sorry Catholics. this episode is not a win for you. Watch in wide eyed wonder as Zak acts so brave while being such a coward. Hear the voice of Carl the Janitor from BEYOND THE GRAVE. Smell the gas from an incredibly nervous priest. Join Joel and Erik as we get on the Pope's hitlist as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 6: The Sedamsville Rectory 

My God Witches and Warlocks. In an episode where Zak focuses more on the actual history then he ever has before, he somehow missed that the person who called him to investigate was a paranormal flim-flam man for the ages.   Join Joel and Erik as we hawk tuah all up in your ear drums with some CMFITD ASMR as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 8, Episode 5: Black Moon Manor

Witches and Warlocks, its like Fargo, but with Ghosts. The stories are a bit silly, the characters are extra, but the horror is real. Join Joel and Erik as we do our best to politely destroy this episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 4: The Palmer House

Take your dramamine Witches and Warlocks because the boys are off on an adventure on the high seas! Zak gets evp cucked, Aaron engages in a mating ritual with a seal, and Nick vomits aggressively at sea life.  Join Erik and Joel as we uncover the truth behind the deadliest clown catastrophe at sea as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 3: Point Sur Lighthouse.  

Wow Witches and Warlocks. Two episodes in and its already an iconic season. The boys learn via magic, Zak gets emasculated by ANTIFIA, and we see visual evidence of a real life "Werewoof." Join Joel and Erik as we almost die from the heat as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 2: The Excalibur Nightclub. (PS there are some fan noises which we will say is just the sound of the WINDY CITY)

Witches and Warlocks it has BEGUN. Season 8 is upon us and it already has delivered a milestone in GAC history. Watch in horror as Nick gets so sad that Billy replaces him. Watch with joy as Zak waxes poetic more than he ever has before. Watch with confusion as the GAC interview a chair. Join Joel and Erik as we go in blind on Ghost Adventures Season 8, Episode 1: The Central Unit Prison 

Howdy YALL. Your Pink Boy's had some scheduling kerfuffle's so to tide you over, here is one of the most insane things we have ever recorded. Zak is deep into the albatross around his neck that he created, and things are looking bad. They are in the south, the teams are made up of moms, morons, and mixed martial artists, and they are all haunted by Buddy the Worm Boy. Join Erik and Joel as we pitch the next big paranormal tv series as we talk about Paranormal Challenge Episode 8: Old South Pittsburg Hospital 

Want a taste of the pie the Pink Boy's are cooking up in this podcast? Well take a bite out of this! If you like us, share this with your friends to try and lure them in to our coven of Witches and/or Warlocks

That's RIGHT WITCHES AND WARLOCKS! After years of threats, Joel finally got his way and is now going to subject everyone to History Channels hit Cowboys Vs Aliens live action reality spin off. Meet new friends like Dragon, the protector of the ranch, his side kick Caleb, who is the thiccest ginger ever recorded, and our main character Travis, whose lips were lost during a really cool rocket test (we think).  Join Erik and Joel as we avoid growing nodes on our heads as we try to discuss The Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch: Episodes 1 through 3

Witches and Warlocks be prepared for the most skinny legends per finished minute of television ever. In part one, Zak, Bacon, and the rest of the breakfast bunch are in a small town in Utah to help some county skid kids battle skin walkers with the help of the most bad ass Navajo Samurai ever. In part two, Billy finds a feather and Zak cant be bothered to talk to him about it. Join Joel and Erik as we open a portal (which is really easy to do apparently) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 28, Episode 1: Skinwalker Invasion 

Oi bruv! The GAC is still in the land of spotted dick to investigate an old WWII fort/Anglo Saxon demon factory. Zak is back on the sugar, Aaron makes machine gun noises with his mouth, and Billy has an even worse hat. Join Joel and Aaron as we alienate our English fans as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 102: Fort Horsted

Ello' Witches' an Warlocks. Pip pip! The boys are off to Jolly ol' England to investigate some of history's most famous orgy caves. Aaron gets vabbed, Billy buys a hat, and Zak throws rocks at a dead woman. Join Joel and Erik as we describe visual gags from Monty Python as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 101: The Hellfire Caves.

KakakaYEAAAH Witches and Warlocks! Its time to get high, get high on speed as season seven kicks it into overdrive on a star studded trip to Las Vegas. The boys come together for the greatest ghost heist and worst party in history. Join Joel and Erik as we cant help but laugh at an 80's hair metal icon almost dying as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 7: The Riviera Hotel

Witches and Warlocks he was warned. It was foretold that this very episode would come to pass, and that it would be best to let it be. But no, Erik Hoofnagle summoned forth the ravioli demon Novito, and now we get to talk about extreme trauma and sadness. Nick gets deep, Zak goes hard, and Aaron eats cake (and there is a cute wiener dog) Join Joel and Erik as we choke down the oldest and driest can of Novito's depression era ravioli as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 6: The Galka Family 

Let the Mouse Hunt theme music begin Witches and Warlocks, because the boys are back at Linda Vista. Aaron big steps over homeless people,  Nick hunts a woman, and Zak takes selfies in a corpse warehouse  Join Joel and Erik as we expand our anime universe as we discuss Ghost A Adventures season 7, episode 5; Linda Vista 2: Electric (fence) Boogaloo 

Witches and Warlocks, crack open a cold dusty can of Noveto's, because Erik Hoofnagle demanded we watch all the episodes, even ones that deserve to be forgotten by time. The boys are in a town that Zak wanted to visit. Are there ghosts? No. Are their fun characters? No. Are there tiny houses and chest bumps? Yes. Join Erik and Joel as we choke on our dinner as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 4: The National HOLE-tel

Witches and Warlocks, where you're going, you wont need eyes to see. Zak dons his most Rebel Spirit outfit yet, but even his tough cowboy persona cant protect him from a town filled with magical hippies ready to assault him with all manner of multi breasted statues and bad tattoos. Zak gets shamed, Aaron gets put in nads jail, and Nick laments his difficulties with prostitutes. Join Joel and Erik as we stare into the dark as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 3: The Copper Queen and the Oliver House

Witches and Warlocks let the battle begin as we are back with the boys and disgraced comic and MMA fighter Branton Shrab. Gaze in wide eyed wonder at some professorial drip, a man who knows Denver down to its last atom, and a lockdown that feels like a snuff film. Join Erik and Joel as we wonder if the boys always get this excited over sexual assault and murder as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 2: The Peabody Whitehead Mansion 

Well Witches and Warlocks, its time to unveil another great idea from the mind wombs of the pink boys. Because Joel is moving and unable to record, Erik has taken the lead and brought you THE DESCENT: Delving to the depths of the IMBD 100 worst rated films of all time. Our cave dive begins with #100, 2009's "Stan Helsing", a movie with more cum, fart, and boobs than should be allowed, presented by a man named after a Big Bang Theory catch phrase. This first episode is a two parter' because the movie is so insane that we got really bogged down in just trying to figure out what the plot was. So drink up your peanut juice and join Joel and Erik for The Descent #100: Stan Helsing.

Put on your gas masks and get ready protest Witches and Warlocks as Zak and the GAC head to Portland, Oregon to make life hard for sex workers, both living and dead. The boys put their heads through gloryholes, look at some shoes, and hunt women with the police. Join Erik and Joel as we get extra spicy as the show gets dicey as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 1: The Shanghai Tunnels 

Happy New Years Witches and Warlocks. Zak, the Nickocado of being scared, teams up with a powerful back woods electrician and Harley enthusiast to enhance his boy's chance to have all their buttons pressed by both a scarlet AND white witch in one of their most (but really least) dangerous specials ever. Join Joel and Erik as we try and survive Ghost Adventures: Devil (but really angel) Island.  

Witches and Warlocks, imagine in your mind "Duel of the Fates" is playing. The Bagans-verse expands as we get continuity on Zak's fascination with horse piss, we meet a legendary (though unintelligible) country music legend, and we see the origin of Dakota Laden, the dark apprentice that now battles to strike down his former master. Join Joel and Erik as we skibbidy toilet all up on this rizzler as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 9: The Old Charleston Jail. Bet.

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, it always does. Zak and the GAC are in the Caribbean to jerk it, play soccer, and try to score an autograph from a dead country music legend, all while trying to seduce the ghost of a murderous slave owner who isn't real. Join Erik and Joel as we bring to bear all our cockroach based dick jokes in order to survive Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 8: Rose Hall  

Yip Yip Witches and Warlocks! Its time to fix bayonets' and charge at the GAC as they get ready for another episode of problematic dress up. Zak comes out as pro-confederacy, Nick eats a burger, and Aaron manages to make a solider blush with his unceasing dick and ball humor. Joel Erik and Joel as we play the acronym game until we cry as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 6, Episode 7: Rocky Point Manor

Close your eyes and imagine Witches and Warlocks....Flute music echoing over a storm swept desert as three boys ride across the sand. One dumb, one sick, one desperate to bed a ghost women he once negged as a young man, and always, a small mouthed shadow pursues them. Join Joel and Erik as we try to say tongue twisters for most of the episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 6: Return to Virginia City

BOO Witches and Warlocks! Surprise emergency spooky season broadcast from team Pink Boy. The show we have been talking about for forever has finally been released: Kristen Stewart's Living for the Dead, the queer paranormal quest. Get ready for fabulously freaky fun as the most powerful G'A-team ever assembled begins their journey to destroy the negative masculinity that Zak and the GAC has foisted upon the paranormal realm. Join Joel and Erik as we figure out who is the top in our own little bear cave as we discuss Living for the Dead, Episode One: Rainbows and Clowns (the Clown Motel)  

YOU. CAN'T. HIDE. FROM. US. ZAK! Another skeleton that the GAC would prefer stay locked in the closet has been released by team Pink Boy. Take the dive with Zak and his crew as they delve into a mine with no ventilation, allowing Zak to fulfill his boyhood/manhood mine based fantasy, and witness definitive proof that the denizens of the paranormal love to dunk on Nick Groff.  Join Erik and Joel as we discuss millennial hauntings and practical applications of the Gom Jabbar as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode REDACTED: The Washoe Club and the Collar Mine

Witches and Warlocks, clear your plates and prepare for another goopy, disturbing, and dumb dive into the GAC. Zak and the boys are at an abandoned asylum for children and they are ready to help ease their suffering (or to fight a 7ft tall scene kid demon). Join Joel and Erik as we rawr and squeeXD our way through Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 5: Letchworth Village   

Up the irons Witches and Warlocks for a truly metal episode as Zak and the boys tuck into a nice bed and breakfast in Massachusetts, former home of the most famous true crime case of them all. Join Joel and Erik as we rock out with Kasket as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 4: The Lizzie Borden House

Party in the USA (formerly Mexico) Witches and Warlocks! The boys are just north of the border and the tequila is flowing. Nick is pursued by Vulvia, Aaron big steps in defiance of Zak (and then licks his boots), and Zak is cucked by a plant. Join Erik and Joel as Joel pretty much sabotages the episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 3: Old Town San Diego

Hark Witches and Warlocks! The boys are back in town to finally go to the one building that never let them in when they were but mere babies. Zak and the GAC return to the scene of their origins to bother an old woman, get chased by dragon shirt wearing husky kids, and investigate Nevada's most famous gravy stain. Join Erik and Joel as we discuss our crimes against fashion as we dive into Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 2: The Mizpah Hotel 

Welcome back to the past Witches and Warlocks, to an episode that is arguably the inspiration for this whole project. The GAC is in the middle of nowhere at a place that is hostile to local news personalities as well as meaty investigators. Watch in wide eyed wonder as Zak is vexed by a cow, Aaron slaps his thighs to call hungry ghosts, and as Nick births our whole concept for this show with the power of his lyrical domination. Join Joel and Erik as we get viscous for Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 1: Ashmore Estates 

Death Lake, the Lake that deaths people. Zak takes a short drive from his house to try and convince us all that Lake Mead is cursed and the Hoover Dam is a bespoke chair for the devil. Gaze in horror as three members of the GAC almost get themselves killed and in even more horror as Billy almost makes Zak crap his pants...to death! Join Erik and Joel as we talk breast covered biblically accurate childhood dream heroines as we discuss Ghost Adventures: Lake of Death

Viva Las Vegas I guess as Zak is back in his home town to stretch the premise of Ghost Adventures wider than previously thought possible. He dances with real girls, creeps on fake ones, and has a carb filled private meeting with some big time mobsters kind of friends.  Join Joel and Erik as we begin to melt, as wax in the sun, as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 101: Madam Tussauds Wax Museum       

Happy America day Witches and Warlocks! Appropriately, Zak and his boys are investigating a monument to one of Americas greatest sins as well as the home of one of its #1 country stars, a home so beautifully southern that Zak never wants to leave again. Gaze in wide eyed wonder as Zak adopts a southern accent, the boys pose for their country boy band album photos, and Zak literally pulls you through your tv screen. Join Erik and Joel as we create the hardest, most brutal black metal band ever as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 5, Episode 9: Loretta Lynn Plantation House