Critically Stupid

This is the end, my friend. Or, as the immortal Douglas Adams said, 'so long, and thanks for all the fish.' If you've been here from the beginning, you have our undying gratitude. If you're a new joiner of the show, thank you so much for giving us a chance. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

We love a lil bottle episode where everyone goes off to do their own thing. I'm low-key not sure about Fidget though; kinda seems like Alex the DM was just over the character and didn't want to keep going. Featuring: - Julian fighting rizz with tizz - Arnold and the bummer of an encounter with Fidget the Flesh Bat - Mel meeting another goodest boy This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Nothing brings a casual social function to a screaming stop like someone casually announcing they're a bloodthirsty monster. On the plus side, though, Mel found a kid that matches her energy, which means that child is either going to grow up to be a murderer or a priest. Featuring: -A lethal game of 20 questions -Mel and a problematic child -Apollo and Arnold's huddle -Garath and Mel's sub-huddle This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Aw hell yeah I love fantasy tarot card readings. What's next, is Alex the DM going to ask what day and time we were born? P.S it really doesn't feel like Julian understood the context of the 'stories or lies' game I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. Featuring: - The miss piggy-est NPC to date - A crucial tarokka reading from everyone's favorite three hundred year old woman - Garion finally admitting Alex the DM is funny publicly - A game of stories and lies This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Holy shit it's a dance battle you guys. Okay okay okay everyone stay calm. Someone get my lubed-up white satin shoes and my skintight jorts. Unsure about what even this flesh-bat is, but I'm sure this is just a friendly competition and he's not going to attempt to rip Arnold's skin from his bones. Featuring: -Anthony and his corpse dancing partner - Bat-man backup dancers - Alex the DM being a dick to Dianna - A lore-drop moment with Julian Ironblade This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

That bird dead AF, right? Because it's mad unchill for Garath to just be smokin' someone else's cigarettes like that. Speaking of unchill, is anyone going to investigate the tattooed corpse dangling from that hanging tree, or are we all just going to keep staring at it? Featuring: - Fowler Hotguy - Dead (ripped) Garath - A Clutch spell from Arnold Stevolson - A flesh-bat. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

I thought Strahd would roll in a cooler carriage tbh. The sad disco ball vibe isn't doing it for me. Also, does anyone else see Ireena Kolyanovich in black and white with a long flowy gown when she talks or is that just me? Featuring: - A bit of a mule - Garion fully committing to the bit - Dianna hating one of Alex's characters for three full minutes - The clutchest lie Garath the Rogue has ever told. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Now THIS one is Christian-centered. Minus all the talk about butt plugs. Shame about that dude's son, but if the worst nightmare in the world decides to punish you, what *exactly* can you do about it? Featuring: - A kryptonite butt-plug - A shattered priest - Garath failing a lockpicking check - Lilo + Stitch (TM TM TM Disney don't sue us) This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Between Alex the DM's cringe TikTok voice or the absolutely WILD energy that Aeryk brought to the table, it's pretty easy to overlook the casual mention of a cursed vat of souls Strahd keeps somewhere in his castle. I'm still out here wondering why Aeryk came through in the first place; all Julian did was try and spare the dying. Featuring: - Name-dropping Dr. Frankenstein - A 15 year old butler with a fez -Mel passing on an opportunity to save a little girl This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Those aren't zombies, those are white women looking for a farmer's market. Although I'll be the first to admit the similarities are shocking. I guess this whole 'being attacked by undead monsters every night' thing explains why everyone in Barovia is so on edge. Although Izzy seems like a stand up guy, right? I'm sure that's totally normal and not at all suspicious. Featuring: - Arnold forgetting how doors work - Julian being the Bravest Accountant - Garath being the Cowardliest Rogue - Mel discovering Crossfit This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

IDK why Julian is freaking out so much, Barovia seems nice. Not like I'd want to build a summer home here or anything but the trees are actually quite lovely. And I guess the gruesomely murdered centaur at the gates isn't ideal. And the drama in town between Ismark and that dude Bildrath is awkward. Nice town though. Featuring: - A sesame-street connection - The pastry-loving centaur - Death or taxes or dead birds - A deadbeat town in the shadow of a castle This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Oh dang, a werewolf in episode ONE?? Confident start, I bet there's nowhere to go but up from here. Waterdeep in the summer time sounds like a goddamn nightmare, by the way. A sweaty beverage? Gross. I'd also want to get the hell out of there, and I'm not even attempting tax evasion like these idiots. Featuring: - A Wish.com Van Helsing - Alex the DM's secret 5th character voice - A friendly alcoholic accountant - Our NEW CAST MEMBER! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

We talk about the game! What we learned, what we found worked or didn't work, favorite bits and what we're getting into next AND we're joined by a fabulous guest star that talks about their experience on our show firsthand! Featuring: - Garion's Baked Potato issue - Everyone forced to be nice to Alex the DM - Fan Mail! - Critically Stupid Campaign 2! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Ghost Mafia find the vault of Golorr, and the warden waiting within. Featuring: - The return of Xoblob and his curiosities - Identity theft is not a joke, Jim - A polite waterboarding - Garath's goddamn sunglasses. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

It all ends here. The Ghost Mafia finish the secret of Ranear Neverember's bloody inheritance, and the person who deserves it more than they do. Featuring: - Alex the DM completely forgetting how the 'blind' spell works - A brief but very enlightening exposition dump - A most unfortunate death - The final Tim problem This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

In the wake of someone burning down their bar, the Smartypants Set chase down the culprit. Arnold shatters some goblins. Gareth gets a last chance. Mel shoots to (not) kill. Featuring: - A judo-chopping Floon - A lesson in the power of plants - A set of brigands - Goblins wearing kid masks This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

We're in the endgame now. The Ghost Mafia touch the soul of the Stone of Golorr, and learn what lives inside. Featuring: - An unending sea and beneath a cloud of stars - The fake Shar-Ahab - Arnold asking the important question - A horrid threat This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Heist Time! The Intelligence Interrupters scheme their way back onto Davil Starsong's ship to discover what delightful and definitely not poo-scented treasures he's stashing in there. Featuring: - Steve, the pilot and cook of Sir Killigan's Potato Boat - A romantic candlelit potato - Mel doing a murder (I'm just as surprised as you are, believe me) - The cutest kitten of all time This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Featuring Don't Make It Weird! Our heroes continue the world's worst first date between Mel and Davil Starsong. A float runs away from a parade. Garath goes for a swim. Arnold attempts to keep the peace. Urstul Floxin (and Alex the DM's very good Russian accent) reappears. If you haven't yet, go subscribe to  @dmiwpodcast  and shower them with the love and affection they deserve! It's an amazing show by the writing community, for the writing community! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Ghost Mafia finish their time in the Xanathar guild hideout. They argue with the tooth fairy, encounter a werewolf/mermaid/spider laboratory assistant, and...vomit lightning? Hey, that can't be right. Featuring: - Frank the Molem - Taking people to Pound Town - A rescue for Jessica Apostrophe - Dr. Egg-Guy Our guest this episode is Clara Elena Dice! We were desperate for Clara to come back after we forced her to wait an entire hour to play in her last episode. You can check our her fantastic books at cewallacewrites.com, including her newest accomplishment, Juego de Palabras! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Clara: @ClaraElenaDice Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Genius Gaggle go delving into the sewers of Waterdeep looking for the Xanathar hideout. I'm sure nothing bad will happen to them. Featuring: - Shagella and her skin flute - A giggling murder-jester - A sleepy lil guy - Jason the Rust Monster Our guest this week was the BALLER Thea Landen. You should all absolutely go to Thea's website (thealanden.com) and check out her newest book, Train Hard Rest Harder. It's steamy and tawdry and well-written and you NEED IT IN YOUR LIFE. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Math Club Gang head to their local farm-to-fork gang bar for information on where the Xanathar hideout is. Featuring: -A bar full of dogs -Arnold arguing about what does and doesn't count as a 'gang bar' -Saylor Twift's knees -Iron Gooch This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

In a run-down shipping district in Waterdeep, someone has a terrible secret. A secret that could ruin her, if the truth got out. Good thing the Shortsighted Squad are made of nothing but tact and common sense. Featuring: - A warehouse, brimming with trinkets and trash. - An elven mage, desperate for any trick to save her village. - A big dead (or fake??) rat - TWO JOSHUA PATRICKS We had the IMMORTAL and AMAZING Erinn Jane in the studio with us today. You can find Erinn on twitter @lostinaustin_ and you should absolutely follow her because she's hilarious and a delight. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Brainy Bunch finally get some answers. Featuring: - A visit from Davil Starsong in the least romantic alley in Waterdeep. - An ambush gone wrong. - Whatever the hell an Aboleth is - A sudden distrust This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

It's all about family. And, in this case, the Waterdeep Rumble: Downhill Fury. We live our lives a quarter mile at a time! Featuring: - Egg-powered soap-box cars - Mel getting cozy - Chaotic neutral Italian plumbers - Alex the DM not knowing what a blue turtle shell does, at all. Our guest this week was Travis from the Bar Banter Podcast! You can follow them on Twitter @thebar_banter and you can catch their new episodes Wednesdays wherever you pick up those sweet audiowaves! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Brainy Bunch get pushy with their bartender and roofie enthusiast Floon. He's probably not lying about that sick dad he's got at home, right? Like that was totally believable. Featuring: - Joshua Patrick doin' a bite - Dianna's Rich Tube Dude monologe - A shopkeep with a dark secret - Tony. That's all you're getting for context, any more would ruin it. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Dungeons and Dragons x Inception. The Einstein E-girls take a trip to their subconscious to discover what monsters are hunting them beneath the waves. Arnold drinks poison. Garath's voice breaks. Mel throws an encyclopedia. Featuring: -Floon's dubious mixology - Four Pedro Pascals - A candy cottage - a rogue's den in the mountains This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Jenna: @forgottentroupe Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Whiz Kids take their mysterious key to a seemingly abandoned windmill with some...dubious residents. Garath brandishes his trumpet of stealth. Arnold takes a hit from a jong. Mel tells Josh Pat to bite a ghost. And of course...wait, holy shit is that legendary actor Keanbro Steves? Featuring: - A sentient puppet - Live-action courtroom drama - A drug dealer and his friends - A surprisingly scary haunting We are joined in the Stupid Studio this week by the BADASS Jenna over at Tales From The Forgotten Troupe. You can should absolutely check out their videos here! @talesfromtheforgottentroupe This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Jenna: @forgottentroupe Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Brain-Challenged Bunch investigate a rival tavern in Trollskull alley and find some eerie similarities to their own bar. Garath orders a beverage. Arnold is involved in a shirtnapping. Tess finds something special. Mel does a threat. Featuring: -The return of Dustin Frewn -Dracula's Grandmother's Twisted Nipple -A sentient shirt with dubious morals -sad piano music This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Brain-Damaged Band are waddling into Waterdeep's community graveyard, the City of the Dead today. I'm sure they won't encounter ghosts or monsters or uncover the clues to an orgy the previous night. Totally normal day over here. Nothing to see. Featuring: -The EverDong guardian -Tess refusing to stay off the grass - Garath's sick new knife - Good cop, insane cop This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

We're full-on Scooby-Doo'ing this one, gang. The Jinkies Jammers are breaking into Ranear Neverember's house, where they meet a mysterious Dark Elf on an important diplomatic mission from Menzoberranzan. Surely she won't get annoyed by our antics. Right? Featuring: - Fries n' frosties - A burglary internship - Venturing into the armor equivalent of a Macy's -The tragic and gruesome death of Scrappy Doo Special thanks to our AMAZING guest Azra, who not only played with our gang here in the space but also has a hilarious TikTok page! You should check it out! https://www.tiktok.com/@azzypantz Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

Even for us, this one gets pretty wild. The Idiot Imaginarium attempts to check out Lady Haventree's credentials...right in the middle of an ambush. It's a whale of a tale. Featuring: -Futon, the charming owner of Glass and Baubles - A supersized wolf pup - A breakaway carriage ride - Humphry the blue whale. Special thanks to our AMAZING guest, Clara Elena Dice, who not only displayed the patience of a saint, but who has an AMAZING book of poetry available, that you can find here! https://www.cewallacewrites.com/ Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

Our chaotic collaboration with the Don't Make It Weird Podcast comes to a crashing, chaotic crescendo aboard Davil Starsong's ship. Dina grabs some magic items. Daniel glows green. SOMEONE punches Davil Starsong in the pants. Garath tells some fibs.  Featuring:  - The literal power of friendship - Gareth making a dick-o-lantern  - Mel's insane arrow shooting skills - A molten gold snake If you haven't yet, go subscribe to Don't Make It Weird and shower them with the love and affection they deserve! It's an amazing show by the writing community, for the writing community!  This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.  Follow us!  Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci  Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x  Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804  Alexander James: @drunkscribe  @Critically Stupid  #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Book-Bunch continues delving into the Xanathar Guild headquarters, lead in part by the murder-giggler himself, Flutterfoot. Featuring: -Dungeon spelunking -Casual threats of murder -Isaac the poisoning chocolatier -Don't Touch My Bon Bons! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Ghost Mafia talk with God and Remalia Haventree. Joseph the whooping cough orphan offers a surprising twist. Dianna writes a 'u up' text. Arnold busks as a lobster. Featuring: - A Katy Perry tribute - Matching onesies - A charcoal dick pic - A cute first date This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

You deserve a big, beautiful Halloween episode with no skips or fluff or splitting into two smaller, inferior episodes. This is the episode you deserve. Featuring: - Scrooge McGarath - Cole the idiot child-ranger - Thenatus Silversong - A haunted house with a point to prove Our guest this episode is none other that the best voice actor we've ever had on our show ever, Apollo! You can find him across all his socials @tallnerdapollo, and you absolutely should follow him wherever you can because he's amazing. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Hillgauntlet Hallows Eve Haunted House comes to a screaming crescendo. Apollo meets someone from his past. Mel saves a child. Arnold discovers someone he can't befriend. Featuring: - Scrooge McGarath - Cole the idiot child-ranger - Thenatus Silversong - A haunted house with a point to prove Our guest this episode is none other that the best voice actor we've ever had on our show ever, Apollo! You can find him across all his socials @tallnerdapollo, and you absolutely should follow him wherever you can because he's amazing. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Cranium Co. find themselves at a fall festival for the Hillgauntlet Hallow's Eve haunted house challenge! They are paired up with a mysterious member of the city watch, who seems to have a...special connection to the spirits of the house. Featuring: - The c*nt of strahd, obviously - Belli the pumpkin-head child - A fantasy Juilliard-trained whale actor - A haunted house with a point to prove Our guest this episode is none other that the best voice actor we've ever had on our show ever, Apollo! You can find him across all his socials @tallnerdapollo, and you absolutely should follow him wherever you can because he's amazing. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

The Intellectual Interrogators seek answers about the Stone of Golorr, and what it means to Waterdeep. Featuring: - Remalia Haventree's Cool Library - Garion attempting to say 'Bibically' - Dianna volunteering as a suicide candidate - A surprise ally This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

Join us LIVE for a totally improvised one-shot adventure featuing your favorite dingdongs from Critically Stupid, with a new twist! What would happen if everyone has to swap roles every now and then? Where will the story go if Dianna is suddenly the DM and Alex has to play as Mel the Ranger? Stay tuned and find out! You might also win a beautiful set of Libris Arcana dice!

In a basement beneath a wig store, a necromancer has a terrible secret. And guess which band of merry idiots happens to stumble right into the middle of it? Good thing they're well-equipped with common sense and moral fiber. Featuring: - Quentin Terentine-Bone - A comically large rat - Garath surrendering almost immediately -A band of Kenku mercenaries. Our guest this week was the BADASS Roni S! You can follow her on Twitter @Chibitweetz, and you can check out her story 'Red Dress', a story about a vigilante taking on the missing, murdered indigenous women epidemic, here! https://www.amazon.com/Not-Ghosts-But-Spirits-II/dp/1959118293/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=1WX22O58GJS7O&keywords=not+ghosts+but+spirits+2&qid=1692246291&sprefix=not+ghosts+but+spirits+2%2Caps%2C236&sr=8-1 This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e Artwork on Thumbnail belongs to Diablo, Blizzard, etc.

After their close call at the opera, the Foolish Fivesome take a break at Trollskull. Someone from their not-distant past shows up with an offer, prompting an investigation into a potentially dubious noblewoman. Featuring: -Tess pretending to be a horse -Arnold's super-secret pack of letters -Joshua Patrick having a nightmare - A clandestine operation that also serves chicken nuggets Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

The Dynamic Dingbats encounter Stevie the Wildcard live and in the flesh. The party gets an unexpected offer from a friend in a high place. Waterdeep's finest opera gets a fishy interruption. Featuring: - Piss-magic - The jankiest fortune telling you've ever seen - Stevie Wildcard's magnificent locks - Tess's cow-trust, betrayed Special thanks to our AMAZING guest Steven! You can find him on Twitter @StevieWildcard, and you should all go follow him. Right now. You can also check out his comic book here! https://www.wehaveissuespodcast.com/ Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

The Clown Collective take a breath between putting their lives in danger for giggles. The Black Viper pays a visit, bragging about a potential new score. A rival tavernkeep rears his ugly plant. And Gregg the Lobster has a surprise waiting for the gang at a local theater. Featuring: Alex the DM singing the alphabet, surprise cow facts, a burglarizing wager, and several Home Alone references Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

The Brain Trust is joined in the studio by lovely villainous superstar Jaime Jackson today! She plays our first-ever guest bad guy, and she's absolutely incredible at it. Suspiciously good, actually. I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley. Or a drowned wreck full of shark zombies, as the case may be here. Featuring: - Everyone's favorite beverage, Master Pepper, Weird Anime Tentacles, Garath being the textbook definition of 'a coward' and Fish Zombies Buy Jaime's Books here! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Jamie-Jackson/author/B09J1M43PV?ref=ap_rdr&store_ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

Y'all remember that song 'Under the Sea' by that crab in Disney's Little Mermaid? This is like that, except horrifying. Featuring: The cutest date known to humankind, Tess the Druid being pro-littering, a spliced gangster, everyone conspiring to force Alex the DM to murder an NPC Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

The Bufoonish Bastards are joined in their idiot cockpit by a guest today! In dire need of a path to the bottom of Waterdeep Harbor, our party encounters Marie Cleveaux, a scientist, potion-maker, casual grave robber and all around good chap. Featuring: A french accent that makes Alex the DM's sound like concrete in a blender, the best, most succinct character description you've ever heard, Garath being a dick to a senior citizen, and...Zombies? Special thanks to our incredible guest, Sabina from Two Monsters Rolling Dice! You can find Sabina here: @AlfalfaCentauri and her incredible show here: https://open.spotify.com/show/5xCYzhei0dwid0xn8q0iyu?si=926b42a4a5b74b55 Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

*Disclaimer* Hey gang we don't really go for content warnings as a rule because we're all adults here, but we wanted to give you a heads up that there is a *particularly* high number of suicide jokes in this episode. Just a heads up. The Feebleminded Foursome find themselves caught between a reckless noble and a wounded gangster. Jess and Arnold deal with the horrible, nightmarish creatures buried beneath the mud of Waterdeep Harbor. Mel stands up for Urstul Floxin, who low key doesn't deserve it. Arnold, interestingly, also takes a stand. Featuring: Finding out what a cow's scientific name is, Garath fighting an old lady, narrowly avoiding a fight between Alex the DM and Dianna in real life, and Tess saving a gangster's life. Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

The Dunce Department belly up to their troubles fomenting at the edge of Waterdeep Harbor. A stealth mission gone horribly horribly wrong continues to SOMEHOW go worse. Tess encounters something terribly rude at the bottom of Waterdeep Harbor know as the 'consequences of her own actions'. Gareth sneaks into a room full of soon-to-be dead people. Arnold makes a friend. Mel, weirdly, also makes a friend. I know, I'm just as shocked as you are. Featuring: -Underwater Nightmares -A bong rip of poison gas -A badass new NPC -Tess casting her first spell! Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.

The Dipshit Committee get an invitation they don't merit by a long shot, and decide to send their Junior Shellfish Detective Agency member Greg to go scope it out. They go investigate the missing Nimblewright from Lady Yalah Gralhund's spectacularly awful party, and encounter a familiar face not-quite threatening the locals. Good thing he's got some money to throw around or Ranear would be kind of a douchebag. Featuring: A pun that fully slips Alex the DM's soul from his corporeal form, Jess coming up with another Cow Fact, the worst character voice of all time, and THE WORST STEALTH MISSION OF ALL TIME Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e

It's like a regular walk of shame but with jazz hands and pizazz. The canny crowd escape Lady Yalah Gralhund's manor after some light looting, only to find their business being run by child labor. Which is illegal...apparently. Featuring: Alex the DM not googling 'cows' because he's an idiot who doesn't do his research and he's a bad collaborator, Arnold finding a secret, Tess having an in-depth conversation with a lobster, Garion's vast wine knowledge Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e