Dedicated Slackers

Well kids, this is an episode we've been looking forward to for a bit. We were finally able to pod with Spanish musical artist Adriana Proenza. She was nice enough to FaceTime with us all the way from Madrid and discuss everything from her passion as a musician and actress to dying record labels in the music industry to the meaning of life. That's right, Dads, we get serious on this one. So uhh open up your ear holes. You may learn a thing or two (2). Thanks again Adriana for putting up with our American bullshit. Her song played at the end of the episode is "About This Place." Go stream and buy that shit. You can listen to Adriana Proenza's music here: https://spoti.fi/2U2GKCN and follow her on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/proenzadriana/ For exclusive Slackers content, CLICK THIS, DAD: https://www.patreon.com/dedicatedslackers

We let Uber Edd talk about his flat earth theories for way too long. But other than that, Erek tells a story about how a woman with no vagina became pregnant and gave birth successfully (yee haw I love it when I question everything I know). Also, Tanner brings up the time Donald Duck dropped the hard R on Daffy Duck. Last but not least, we briefly discuss Drake and how he is showing some of the same red flags that R. Kelly had. However, we discuss this more at length in our latest and wokest bonus episode. So pls give us money to hear it. Just $1 a month, baby. Over at Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers

Musical artist Farid Audee joins us live via motherfucking satellite to discuss the 3 M’s: music, Mexican food, and Modelo. His new single will be hitting February 18. For now, you can follow his IG for other musics: https://www.instagram.com/faridaudee/ AND DON'T FORGET TO COME THROUGH TO THE WEST END LOUNGE ON FEB. 1 TO SEE FRIENDS OF THE SLACKERS TOMMY WATSON, MINI MAC, AND SCRAMBLED. If you are already subscribed to the Dedicated Slackers Patreon, thank you for your service. If not, click here and give us 4 quarters a month so Tanner can afford actual therapy instead of using Phineas and Ferb as a substitute.

After a holiday hiatus, the bois are back and discussing yogurt, antibiotics, kombucha, and how all of these things relate to YOUR health. We're experts like those mfs on the TV who yell at you for being fat as hell. Speaking of health, Tanner got cleared to stop taking the medication that he actually stopped taking ages ago and Erek has been getting absolutely SHREKT on a regular basis. He even showed up at a medical research event covered in Fallout Christmas Sweater covered in beer and pizza bagel stains. Finally, the bois debate how live "Live PD" actually is. If you are already subscribed to the Dedicated Slackers Patreon, thank you for your service. If not, click here and give us 4 quarters a month so Erek can bring all of his beer-stained clothing to the laundromat: https://www.patreon.com/dedicatedslackers

Consider this our holiday gift to you. A whopping thirteen (13) minutes of incoherent rambling. Santa is cancelled.

I'm going to be honest. We spend a majority of this episode just trying to order Thai food. Trying. We had Mini Mac on because his new EP is flame emojis and he has some live appearances at senior citizen bingo nights coming up. We also bring in our new Senior Shade Correspondent, Tommy Watson, in order to spill some hot tea. Listen to Mini Mac's brand new EP Mac Mentality here: https://fanlink.to/MiniMac Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and email DedicatedSlackerspod@gmail.com to be entered to win a free Nut Button.

For some reason Uber Edd is obsessed with hot sauce. As a result, he purchased a twenty (20)dollar bottle of the Last Dab Reduxx hot sauce from the show Hot Ones. We then had the brilliant idea to take a dab of it every time we swore during the recording of this episode. We may have some regrets. But it was worth it to be able to deliver a nice clean episode to the children. That's right, folks. You can finally listen to the Slackers in your 2010 Kia Senoda when you're on the way to drop off your 11 kids at their respective sports practices. You're welcome. Listen now. NOW. I said now, dammit. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and email DedicatedSlackerspod@gmail.com to be entered to win a free Nut Button. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

Sorry for the hiatus, my friends. And sorry it seems like we do these apologies a lot. We probably shouldn't even apologize. You saw the name of the show, you knew what you were signing up for. Anyway, we are officially going to stop putting Uber Edd in the episode titles because he's an official Slacker whether he likes it or not. Even though he keeps juuling indoors at Sex Dungeon Studios. F***ing hooligan. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and email DedicatedSlackerspod@gmail.com to be entered to win a free Nut Button. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

Well bois and gals, we're back. This is the unofficial official Halloween episode of the pod, as Mini Mac and Uber Edd discuss their journey to the abandoned psych ward of King's Park. Mini Mac also finally tells the inspiring true story about his time spent in the Elmo costume. Meanwhile, Tanner's still tryna make some cummies with the bois. Also, Uber Edd throws kielbasa in a boat and this somehow causes Erek to ruin The Iron Giant for everyone forever. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and email DedicatedSlackerspod@gmail.com to be entered to win a free Nut Button. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

After destroying the audio and turning the original Episode 32 into a lost episode, the Slackers are back in your ear holes with some fresh content. Yes, yes, we talk about recent happenings like the McGregor / Khabib fight and the Kavanagh hearing but we spend a majority of the time talking about what you really want to hear, which is none of that shit. It’s officially Spooky Szn so Erek talks about his abandoned boarding school adventure while Tanner explains how he eats hot cum with his bois. Not to mention we finally introduced the Chris Hansen soundboard to the Dedicated Slackers experience. No turning back now. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

Well....we fucked up again and didn't check the audio sooooo all of Episode 31 is distorted. We thought about just alienating the entirety of our 17 person fanbase by putting out that torturous episode anyway. But instead of making your ears bleed. we've opted to give you guys one (1) of our classic bonus episodes for free to show you what you've been missing if you aren't subscribed on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for one (1) dollar a month. To make it up to you guys, we'll put out a brand new episode next week instead of making you wait a whole fourteen (14) days. But for now, enjoy this audio masterpiece from May 22. And smash that mf subscribe button on Patreon if you like it 'cause we're starving out here, daddio. ORIGINAL EPISODE DESCRIPTION (5/22/18): If you couldn't tell by the title, we shift from dads to moms in this one. Mom life. Erek also discusses what it's like to grow up learning English as a second (2nd) language and how he used to eat Pixy Stix whole. Those two (2) things are unrelated though. At least I think so. Tanner discusses the time he ended up sketched out by a Mamba candy at BOBBYYYY'S on Halloween. Both Slackers shed insight on how to properly start a podcast and they also give their music picks for the week. Shoutout to the Everafter. Yee.

We back. We give Mini Mac a tour of Sex Dungeon Studios and then listen to Uber Edd’s stories about dressing up in costumes at toddlers’ birthday parties and scaring little children. Speaking of children, we discuss Drake’s relationship with them. Hoo boi. To cap off the episode, we talk about white rapper beef and some recent music releases. Oh by the way, when Tanner mentioned the short film Kevin, he meant the short film Noah. He's an idiot. RIP Mac Miller. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

SPRING BREEEAAAAAAAK

Sorry for the wait, my friends. But…the Slackers are finally back. We basically recap everything from the past couple weeks, including DEDICATED SLACKERS FEST, Erek’s trip to Mexico, Uber Edd grinding hard at the gym, and our Beach House concert experience. And of course, we finally give you guys the official definition of “zucc” that you deserve. Great news! Erek’s Pamphlet of Phenominal Dinner Meals is now available for subscribers on Patreron.com/DedicatedSlackers. Also, Soccer Mom tier subscribers now have access to all of our very lofi live stream footage from Slackers Fest. There’s more high quality footage of Slackers Fest here courtesy of Bryan aka poeticfingerss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKUw_QB6LDU

This is the post-game podcast following Episode 27. My NeighborDean stuck around because for him, the playground IS heaven. This is another late night pod, so I apologize in advance, as the Slackers mostly tell toilet stories. But they're good stories, I swear. Erek tells the legendary tale of the Happy Meal-topped toilet masterpiece that he encountered in a communal bathroom at college. My NeighborDean also spills more beans regarding Tanner's childhood. Tragic. P.S. this was recorded prior to Dedicated Slackers Fest but it was a huge success. Thanks to everyone, you helped us nut hard. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

The Slackers traveled to the desolate and depressing land of upstate NY this week, so naturally they sat down with Jay Kraft, Brad, & My NeighborDean to throw down in NBA on NBC on the ol' Sega Dreamcast. First though, Erek tries to figure out who/what he does it for while the bois try to convince Neil Degrasse Tyson to come on the pod to explain why he doesn't think the earth is flat. Also My NeighborDean explains why he owes Tanner reparations after childhood shenanigans. Brady reveals his college's racist wifi password, while Jay Kraft states "I love acid." So tune in folks, and you'll hear basically everything you don't really want to hear about, such as how our bowling teammate Big Ben closed down a Pizza Hut by taking a monster shit in the male restroom's only toilet. As always, buckle up, and send all angry emails to dedicatedslackerspod@gmail.com DEDICATED SLACKERS FEST IS THIS SUNDAY! To stay updated and buy tickets, follow www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/ This week's special theme music is none other than "Roundball Rock" by John Tesh, aka the electric NBA on NBC music.

This is easily our greatest interview yet. If you're expecting cum jokes, this isn't the episode for that. Prince Smith educates the Slackers all about his spiritual awakening. He goes in depth regarding his song "Kanye's Cry" off his new album A.Y.E. Seriously, our mind holes have been opened. There will be on bonus episode on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers next week where Tanner, Erek, and Prince listen to Kanye's Cry and react. So if you're interested in more, subscribe on there. You can listen to A.Y.E. here: https://princesmith.bandcamp.com/album/a-y-e You can follow Prince Smith on Instagram: @PrinceSmithOfficial To stay updated on Dedicated Slackers Fest and buy tickets, follow www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/

As Dedicated Slackers Fest quickly approaches, the bois are podding from some new locations to spice things up. This week, we're live from Uber HQ, where we confront Uber Edd about his addiction of wearing $500 shoes to work. Meanwhile, Tanner is just chilling on the casting couch as Erek expresses his true disdain for diabetic Italians like Super Mario. To stay updated on Dedicated Slackers Fest and buy tickets, follow www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/ If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

After podding it up at the Great House pool party, the Slackers are back in cozy Sex Dungeon Studios. Perhaps we get a little bit too comfortable as we talk way too long about pedophiles and the real reason why Obama is such a big celeb. I’m sorry in advance. If you’re easily offended or just a pure soul, you’re going to want to pause this episode now, delete it, delete the app you’re listening to this on if possible, turn off your phone, smash it with a hammer, and throw it in a large body of water. Otherwise, uhhhhhh yeah things are about to be said. Oh, Uber Edd stops by too. What a Friend of the Show. To stay updated on Dedicated Slackers Fest and buy tickets, follow www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/ If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

The episode you've been waiting for (I hope you haven't been waiting long, it's just a podcast, relax, guy) But anyway this is our episode that was recorded live from the Great House Vision Pool Party in Valley Stream, NY. People asked us "you really think recording live from a pool party's going to go smoothly?" Actually, no. No, we didn't. And that was the point. We got you an interesting episode through the fact that we were chilling in the garage in the middle of a party with microphones, interacting with all the drunkness around us. You're welcome. Despite some tech issues which caused us to lose some audio, we still got full interviews with Izy McCoy, DJ Mastermind, and Genetik, all from Great House. There are brief appearances by others as well. The live video that was streamed on IG featured even more guests and will be up on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers shortly and available to our $2 subscribers. Anyway, Great House put on a helluva party so I hope you can at least hear how increasingly WILD it got as the episode went along. Enjoy. There's another Great House Vision event happening on August 9 at Sunnyvale in Brooklyn. Tickets go on sale soon so follow @greathousevision on IG for more info on that and all things that are flame emojis. Our other major guests this episode can be followed on IG @djmastermind718 and @genetik_theproducer

What up. Sorry this episode is late. We busy bois. Also I apologize if this sounds like trash. Erek kept pounding on the table like the lunatic he is and it was impossible to cut out. But hey, we announced the lineup for Dedicated Slackers Fest, so there's that. We also celebrate July Fifth (5th), the true American holiday. To stay updated on Dedicated Slackers Fest and buy tickets, follow https://www.instagram.com/dedicatedslackers/ We'll also be live streaming from the pool party on July 14 If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

Well folks, we're finally back. And we have several announcements. We finally got an IG account @DedicatedSlackers and we will use our newly gifted Instagram powers to live stream our podcast at the Great House pool party on July 14. Also, DEDICATED SLACKERS FEST is Sunday August 12 at Muchmore's in Brooklyn. Stay tuned. Today though, we have some guests. 3 to be exact. All dudes. That makes 10 balls in the room, folks. That's a lotta nut. Musical artiste Christian Wendt is here and we premiere his song "Jaded." But before that, he tells us about the time his poetry teacher yelled at him for not saying the N word. We also have Erek's OG amigo Mike aka Dralligator in the building and he sparks a great debate: Would you rather get a face tat or ridiculous gages? Or would you just rather die? Oh, and Uber Edd's back. Man never goes home. We recorded over two (2) hours with these gentlemen, so the second half will be available on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers tomorrow. Treat your children well, my Dads. Especially you, Drake.

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It's the Slackers' 20th episode! No idea how it's gone on this long...please make it stop. I think the exhaustion shows...there's a lot of yelling this episode. But hey our super serious band Unfair Edge just dropped a song for the first time ever so that's a plus. If you enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

This is a good one, folks. Don't think I edited a single thing out. But then again, I'm a lazy bitch. Either way, Erek tells a sex shop story aka the time he first entered "the Walmart for angsty teens," as well as the story of the time he found out he was allergic to expired sunscreen. We also start our own band, discuss what it would be like if there were designer butt plugs, and debate DVD prices in 2018. In that order. Naturally. If you enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

Finally back at Sex Dungeon Studios after some guest filled weeks, the Slackers kick back and prepare for summer. Erek elaborates on the time he thought he was going to get torn in half by Zeus Thighs and also explains how one can easily eat vegetables using only pinky toes. Tanner finally has another Blazed Movie Review, kind of. He talks about Trading Spaces for a bit before ranting about the use of prostitute characters in '80s movies. This is a rare late night pod, so buckle up, folks, it's Yeezy Season. If you enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

To wrap up the Mercy SoundSquare trilogy, Mini Mac & Tommy Watson are back on the pod to promote their upcoming show Saturday May 26 at The Delancey in NYC. Unfortunately, Tanner’s dead this time. Damn, tragic. Anyway, the bois discuss chocolate and candy this episode, as well as what it’s like to choke on bubble tea balls for the first time. Tommy shits on Dr. Pepper, which nearly sparks World War III. Once that’s over though, the esteemed guests tell us what albums have influences their music the most. If you want to hear some new and unreleased music from the bois, listen ‘til the end, you impatient ostriches. It’s a song called December ’16 and it can be found on Tanner Ford’s upcoming EP and can be heard live at the Delancey on Saturday. I’ve already said too much, gotta blast! Follow our guests on IG: @mini_mac95 @tommycentral @kristicus

Continuing our trilogy of episodes recorded at the Mercy College Sound Square, this week we are joined by Izy McCoy making his triumphant return, along with singer/actor Prince Smith and DJ Mastermind. All three of these gentlemen are from the company Great House. Kristin is still in the building as well. We cut it short a bit to for a breaking news report. However, to hear Izy, Prince, and Mastermind name their top 5 childhood crushes from TV and talk cartoons, just go subscribe on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers , you broke boissssss. Someone give our fans more money please. We’re broke because you’re broke. Anyway, buckle up. Because this is one helluva episode. Follow our guests on Instagram: greathousevision, princesmithofficial, djmastermind718, and kristicus Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

Live from the Mercy College SoundSquare, this is the first of a very exciting trilogy full of guests who all deserve flame emojis next to their names. In this edition, we are joined by 1/4 of pop punk band The Everafter, guitarist Rich Rivera. They have a show at Gold Sounds Saturday May 12 (TOMORROW). We also have Kristin Millard with us, #1 Dedicated Slackers fan and singer of the theme song among many other things. She's the guest host for this trilogy, so please join us as we venture deep into the distrurbing minds of the Dedicated Slackers. Disclaimer: If you have a peanut allergy or do not handle spicy foods well, you will be triggered by this. Sorry, Danny Other Disclaimer: We talk about pockets once again. You can find the Everafter's music and all their fire stuff by searching TheEverafterNY on all social media! A couple of these episodes were filmed and that content will be up on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers so be sure to subscribe! Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset (KRISTIN and CJ) from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

This episode took about seventeen (17) tries to record. The Slackers reveal a lot of info regarding Erek's upcoming Patreon-exclusive Cookbook. We also use the the word "microagression" in the complete wrong context for about nine (9) minutes. We are learnt, folks. Also, music is discussed for half this episode. There's a historic album review from Erek. Unrelated, he had Hank Williams playing throughout the whole episode for some reason. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

We deeply apologize for the unexpected week off. We understand many of you heartbroken and have lost your way in our absence. Fear not though, we have returned. Kind of. We had to splice together a couple episodes because computers hate us. Also, we are offering a free 30-Day Trial for PenisMatch.com to make up for this debacle. Use promo code SalaciousCunt to receive your 30 days to search for your docking partner, but please browse safely. If there’s one thing the Slackers learned this week, it’s that time is the real currency of life. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

Fresh off The Nut Button™ sponsorship, the Dedicated Slackers are selling out hard. We contemplate whether murder will affect our sponsorships in the future. Uber Edd also joins us and he’s very quiet. But don’t worry, Tanner asks him some key questions to get the scoop. Tanner also gives his Blazed Movie review, while Erek reviews the album My So Called Life by Venetian Snares. More importantly, Erek gives us the lowdown on his upcoming Patreon-exclusive cookbook that will feature a ravioli cooking alternative that makes use of a park slide on a hot summer’s day. Finally, the Slackers tell some Webster Hall stories. RIP. RIPIP. RIPIPPB. Oh, and we may have accidentally made up a racial slur. It’s not what you think, but we’re still sorry in advance. Theme song is taken from “Face to Face” by Sunset from their EP “i can’t sleep” Go listen to those slappers if you dig it

Very special episode of the Dedicated Slackers as we include 2 of our favorite human beings, Big V and Mike Carlos aka Elmer Fudge aka the man who you can find shirtless and asleep on the floor in the studio. As you guessed it, this episode is all about the PLUGS. We tryna get all the sponsorships. Shoutout to TheNutButton.com, we love you and we wanna zucc you. But also some quality stories are told during this episode so saddle up if you wanna hear about sitting on poop in an Uber, or someone thinking they're pregnant because they swallowed. We talked a lot, so Big V and Mike will be back on the Patreon bonus episode on Monday. So subscribe to that, because life is unpredictable and we could die literally any moment. Yee haw.

This was supposed to be a Patreon bonus episode but that sick wave just keeps hitting, so the Slackers could not record today. There's a 43 minute long Gucci Gang MegaMix, so naturally we tried to pod while listening to the whole thing. Enjoy.

After a couple guest filled weeks, Tanner and Erek get back to doing what they truly love: each other. The Slackers use their alone time to get some burning questions off their chest, such as "Do porn stars have dental coverage?" and "Why do the Property Brothers look so similar?" and who could forget "What if the Red Cross advertised themselves as if they were used car salesmen?" Also, reviews are finally back, as Tanner presents his Blazed Movie Review for Shawshank Redemption and Erek gives his thoughts on Tits Mcgee's Poop - EP. Needless to say, women are respected throughout the episode. Long live Ryan Gosling.

Erick may be dead but Erek is here, which is cool. But in more important news, the Slackers recorded this episode at The Towers at CCNY and are joined by guests Zhané aka ZNasty, Mikaela, Synclaire aka Scrambled, and Lily aka Tynan. Together they name a lot of names you don't know and reminisce about parties you never went to. Oh, and lots music talk. And nuts talk. Very good content. But honestly most of the episode is just spent cutting Mikaela off whenever she tries to introduce herself. Pls follow we_object on IG if you're tryna make a difference. Seriously. You can also follow our guests' personal profiles: Zhané - zmp123 Mikaela - makinghumblepie and mikaelard Tynan - Lilyfree__ Scrambled - scrambledgrandpa The Scrambled slapper at the end is called Follow Your Dreams and can be found on Scrambled's SoundCloud

Back at Mercy Studios, fire music peeps Mini Mac and Tommy Watson join the Slackers ahead of their March 16 show at The Well in Brooklyn. Oh, Erick died too but we honor him very extensively so he can rest in peace so hard. Not to mention we get a very interesting phone call that is rudely interrupted by a class trying to use the studio. The education system, AMIRITE?! Yeah, this is definitely a legendary episode. Erick should've died sooner.

This is it, ladies and gentlemen, the best and most existential Blazed Movie Review yet. Also, we're hit with another compelling music review and then the Slackers rant about the state of music in 2018 and the irony of ignorance in the Information Age (IS THIS TRENDY AND WOKE ENOUGH FOR YOU? HUH? HUH?! HUH?!!!)

Ahead of his March 3 comedy show at the Producer's Club, Izy McCoy plays host during his second hour with the Slackers and honors an unsung black hero for Black History Month. LNPR presents a special report about semen-filled cookbooks and Erick reviews the Barney soundboard. Mini Mac is still in the building and he spits a 16 after much convincing.

A historic episode as the slackers welcome in their first human guest Izy McCoy, founder of Great House / American Failures. An exorbitant amount of the Slackers' valuable time is spent talking about pockets. Naturally they also talk a lot about some wild stuff white people tend to do. Later, Izy explains why cheating is important in life and discloses the secrets about Pokémon that the Japanese government doesn't want you to know. The trio locked themselves in Mercy Studios for approximately 273.4 hours, so Episode 5 will also feature Izy as well as MINI MAC, who happened to engineer the sessions for both episodes. Thank you, Michael.

Tanner reviews Heathers and stans out over Winona Ryder in this week's "Blazed Film Review" while Erick goes in depth reviewing the Spongebob greatest hits album. Nathan Tortarelli stops by for the segment "Things that Feel Better than Sexual Intercourse." And later, the Dedicated Slackers discuss how wild cartoons used to be.

Things get weird on Dedicated Slackers as Tanner channels his inner Edward Snowden and Erick channels his inner Patrick Bateman. A robot guest joins the pod and new segments "Blazed Film Review" and "The Crypto Report" are introduced.

In the inaugural episode of the Dedicated Slackers, best amigos Erick and Tanner reminisce about their college years. Later, Erick discovers Sriracha sauce and reviews a popular sex toy. Meanwhile, Tanner reads a groundbreaking article on the health of farts and also contemplates the possible risks of signing up for a Moviepass subscription.