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Effing Etiquette

  • Mar 16, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 54m AVG DURATION
  • 41 EPISODES


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38 – Coronavirus Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 38:52


Germs! What do we do? We wash our hands and stay away from people.

37 – Surprise Wedding Etiquette!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 59:50


Kelly got married! Laura performed the ceremony! Big firsts for both of us. We discuss the etiquette of springing a wedding on your family and other random things after our hiatus.

36 – Baby Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 55:33


Kelly and Laura are both sleep deprived for different reasons as they discuss the major change in Laura’s life.

35 – Peeniquette

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2019 4:55


When it comes to when to show your penis and when to keep it in your pants, there seems to be a lot of confusion. Laura and Kelly attempt to simplify things in this, the shortest episode to date.

34 – Abducted in Plain Sightiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019 67:48


In this episode, Kelly and Laura completely spoil the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight as a public service to those also suffering as they watch it. It’s an extreme example of when trying to have good manners goes way, way, way, way, way too far.

33 – Pooliquette

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 35:52


Summer time is pool time for many, so be sure you know both the pool rules and the etiquette before diving in.

32 – Spoiler Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 39:31


No spoilers here, but expect another great episode. We talk about when you shouldn’t go giving things away in TV shows, books and movies; and when it’s okay. Plus, a lot of delightful rants. This episode is brought to you by BlueCasperQuip; when you want a vibrating bed made from recycled materials that you can … Continue reading 32 – Spoiler Etiquette

31 – Pregnancy Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 133:41


Kelly talks to Laura and Tina who brought their own little built-in friends. That’s right, we have two fetus guests who don’t contribute much to the audio, but who are key players in the research behind this episode on pregnancy etiquette.

30 – Theater Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2019 88:14


Kelly and Laura talk to delightful Raleigh celeb, Jesse Gephart, about theater etiquette while Laura successfully manages to not go into labor.

29 – Driving Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019 62:26


Laura and Kelly welcome Megan and keep on talking to Don from episode #28 in this episode on driving etiquette.

28 – Working Remote-iquette

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 71:33


Laura and Kelly talk to their friend, and expert remote worker, Don Hazelwood about working from home.

27 – Job Interview Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 78:48


Kelly and Laura talk about applying to, interviewing for, and looking to fill jobs; while Anna-the-cat nails her interview for super confident feline house companion. She already had the job, but there’s no need to tell her that.

26 – Fitting Room Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 26:58


Fitting rooms, you know, the place you go to have a look-see at clothes before you purchase them. Laura shares a personal blunder and Kelly relives a horror she endured 3, maybe 4 years ago.

25 – Tabletop Game Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2019 104:37


Whether you play DND or think we are talking about a game called “do not disturb”, you’ll enjoy this episode where Kelly and Laura bring back their friend, Mic, to talk to Michael and Michael about tabletop games. To learn more about Michael G. Williams’ books and sign up for his newsletter, check out his … Continue reading 25 – Tabletop Game Etiquette

24 – Parking

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 30:31


In this episode, we talk about best practices for parking your car in parking lots, in neighborhoods, and inside stores. Best practice on that last one, avoid it.

23 – Petiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 112:33


Yay! Pets! Cats, doggies, fish! Laura and Kelly’s friend, Kat, comes by to chat about pet etiquette…for humans.

22 – Husband Catching

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 43:56


Kelly and Laura muse on advice from 1958 for how women should go about finding a husband. All the advice holds up 100% in 2019. Take it all to heart, do everything it says, and then write a book about your experiences because that sounds like a good story and/or movie plot.

21 – Real Estate Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 98:38


Laura and Kelly talk to Lisa Coleman about real estate etiquette, real estate in general, and real estate in Raleigh, NC; plus a lot of other things. In case you were wondering, talking real estate is one of Raleigh’s favorite pastimes, up with there with making trips to multiple grocery stores in one shopping run.

20 – Saying ‘See Ya’

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2019 19:18


How do you leave a party? walk away from a conversation? or just get the fuck out of there? Oh, and without being rude about it. That’s the trick.

19 – Suburbiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 58:16


Living life in the ‘burbs? Laura and Kelly have some opinions on how to be good in the neighborhood.

18 – Formal Diniquette

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2019 30:48


Which fork do you use? On which shoulder do you wear your napkin? Which makeup products can you apply at the table? Become a formal dining pro in 30 minutes or less.

17 – Introductiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 36:38


Ah, one of humanity’s oldest anxiety-inducing daily occurrences: the introduction. Every society has their version of what’s proper upon meeting someone for the first time. And then there’s what Kelly and Laura talk about.

16 – Let’s get hiiigh-giene

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2019 22:00


Good hygiene is good etiquette. Listen to this short and sweet episode where we discuss a brief history of bathing, using Lysol on your vagina, and washing your goddamn hands.

15 – Autiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2018 97:08


In this eye-opening episode, Kelly and Laura talk to Dallas and Kristin about autism etiquette. Both are mothers of autistic children, and Dallas herself is autistic. They share some of their experiences and answer questions you may have wondered, too.

14 – Giftiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2018 35:15


It's the time of year of giving and receiving, but it's not always straightforward. Kelly and Laura discuss some of the finer points of being a gracious recipient and a thoughtful gifter.

13 – Bar Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2018 77:00


We hear from a bartender about what it's like to be in the business of helping people party.

12 – Massage Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2018 61:50


Massage therapist, Melonye, tells Laura and Kelly about etiquette during a massage.

11 – Home for the Holidays Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 46:26


Guest Makayla brings along her southern grace to help with advice on how to handle those holiday get-togethers that could go off the rails.

Miniquette 2: Bonus Song

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2018 1:01


Laura sings! You've been warned.

10 – Office Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2018 71:31


Laura and Kelly talk about office etiquette with guest Max.

9 – Tipping

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 61:17


Kelly and Laura have on guest Vanita to talk about tipping etiquette.

8 – Hauntiquette Part Two

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018 58:36


Finally! Someone offers etiquette advice to ghosts. Long overdue.

7 – Online Effing Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 81:36


Kelly and Laura bring on guest, Bethany, to talk about online dating best practices.

6 – Hauntiquette Part One

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 40:49


A good haunted house is high art in the eyes of Kelly and Laura. Here are some guidelines on how to treat it as such.

5 – Suburban Wildlife

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2018 66:09


Laura and Kelly judge the behavior of many a backyard wildlife critter, but not opossums.

4 – Small Spaces

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2018 47:10


Elevators, showers, and beds, oh my. Kelly and Laura bring on guests to help us understand how to act in small spaces.

Miniquette 1: Your Horror Stories

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2018 28:33


We told our stories and then you told us your stories and now we tell them back to you.

3 – Breastiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2018 37:28


For their third episode, Kelly and Laura come out swinging with thoughts on boobs and cleavage.

2 – Poopiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 47:31


Kelly and Laura discuss bathroom best practices.

1 – Wediquette

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2018 56:26


Kelly and Laura talk about wedding etiquette, produce-based bouquets, and random cookie trays.

0 – An Effing Teaser

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2018 2:04


What is this podcast about? Here's your introduction to us, your hosts, Kelly and Laura, and our podcast.

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