Feat Jeff Goldblum

We are back! After a disappointingly short Season 3, your favorite podcast has returned with some new voices, but the same mission; get Jeff Goldblum on the podcast. Talking points: Casting the new Austin, Audio Erotica, Jeff's new cartoon, Nick Cage, Power Rangers. Outro music by the one and only Rory Lynch.

Talking Points: The plan to meet Jeff, Happy Birthday Jurassic Park, Land Before Time but live action with real dinosaurs, muppets for president, poorly aged 90's radio commercials, poorly explained could have been Jeff game, a moment of Jeff.

Austin is back and boy is he domesticated. Talking Points: Zero sugar soda, Costco Food Court, Tyler apologizes to J.R.R. and the Tolkien franchise, musical guest Teal Chair, Kindernews, just let your dreams be dreams.

Austin is missing in action, so who better to fill those shoes than the wonderful Lindsey Hastings? (EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING) - But also like....really sweet. Talking Points: Erotica for centaurs, Tyler bashes the Harry Potter franchise, Highlander...no wait...Outlander is so hot, Ms. Hastings writes an erotica novel/made for Netflix movie. Special thanks to Rory Lynch for our wonderful outro song.

This week we speak to musician, actor, puppeteer and all around great guy Rory Lynch. His debut album Sittin' On The Well is out now and well worth a listen: https://open.spotify.com/album/4dg9PE9PD1b4NJM8Odr7H8 Talking Points: Talking shit about kids, making it in the music biz, the flugelhorn, champagne showers and a mystery moccasin, puppet stuff, prime boner years and our new outro song by Rory Lynch.

Season 3 Premiere! Talking Points: 30 episodes away from the big 100, Chet Gepette, Vibe of the World, Cocaine Bear, some St. Patty's day advice, Jeff died in 2009, The Juvenile Gazette, Gen Z Bible, The Goldblums Abridged.

Talking Points: Marvel broke the code on Xmas music, Album Review: Sittin' On The Well by local artist Rory Lynch, USMNT: Congrats and/or nice try boys, The Tesla Fish, The McGold Card, Butthole Scientist. Check out Rory Lynch and his new album Sittin' On The Well. Available everywhere and also Spotify. Here...lets make this simple: https://open.spotify.com/album/4dg9PE9PD1b4NJM8Odr7H8

Honestly don't remember much from this one.... think talking points included... Celebrities we've lost, Vibe of the World, Christmas music, Paw Patrol? Maybe... anyway...without further ado... here is us chatting. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

The boys get Bean-Boozled, Vibe of the World, Batman likes boys, Meth - The Designer Drug, Jesus for Water District Supervisor, Muppet Trauma, A Moment of Jeff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Starbucks, sandwich talk, Bros, Old Disney, Robo-Trippin' Chicken, Fat Bear Week, most visited sites in the world, Tesla creates Skynet, A Moment of Jeff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

The internet is beautiful, Blue Skadoo hits the big city, The Obamas and the Illuminati, The Money Quiz, A Moment of Jeff, a new venture. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Talking points: HotD, master of the mundane, coffee mugs are where dicks belong, word play, Latin-based language lessons, we shoot our shot at getting new advertisers, analog vs. anal logs. Special thanks to our lovely guest Dijon and her friend Jeannine (Former member of FJG Podcast) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

It's the first time in a while it is just the boys in the studio and we had absolutely no plan. Lets do it to it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Talking Points: It's hot, Welcome to Wrexham, there is no bad cheese, Shreklover4lyfe is your one stop shop for outstanding compliments, the clown white life, The Feat. Jeff Goldblum Buttplug, It's Corn! With our outstanding and hilarious guest Kat (Armstrong). Feat. music by the wonderful Mattiel. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

L.A. Living: A City of Tops and Bottoms, boyfriend walking, lots of talk about Mexican food and penises, mattress ads, cartoon voice acting tryouts, coffee enemas. Special thanks to our guest Jason Boule and outro music by Gracen Reign (new ep out soon!) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Talking Points: Jeannine --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Vibe of the World, Austin's new lease on life, Tamale Ladies, Lindsey wrecks a whip at 10 years old, Kindernews. We have a new video podcast out! To see the "Now You See Us Edition" of this whole session and a special part two "A Lesson in Mixology" check us out on Youtube. https://youtu.be/gYbo4X81XGY I think we are supposed to say...be sure to subscribe. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

The theme today is love and dating...as a ghost or poltergeist. Self love, foreskin gets a thumbs up, Austin's 5 tips for love, public transit mishaps, Testicle Festival is back, America's under the bridge hot guy, and why bananas are curved. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Stray, our new sponsor Mint Mobile, Animal News, cockroach milk, eating things without the skin. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Nut Bush record demolished, everyone needs Conan's haircut, Lord Birthday reviews Jurassic World Dominion, math tutor needs to move to Only Fans, man v. horse, we all done it, Jeannine and Austin go head to head in Poorly Explained Movie Plots Game. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Jurassic World, bees are fish, the boy who eats waste baskets, burrito tape, doors, a moment of jeff. A quick apology to Whitney Houston, Kate Bush and Jewel... you guys are great and we sincerely like your music, sorry we used it for our stupid jokes. -Love, Feat. Jeff Goldblum --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

A few words from Jeannine, Mad Libs, Pecker Panic of Singapore, Top Gun, A Moment of Jeff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

We are back! Talking Points: Goodwill finds, animal news, the boys get a lesson on waxing, the 80's were a wild time for airlines, Barbie, a moment of Jeff. Thanks to Shahya for segment music and thanks to August for the get well fan art! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Farmcasting, Kindernews, how and why to lie on your resume, Peter Buster breaks reality as we know it and creates a new being, celebrity run-ins and home movies. Featuring the lovely Ms. Lindsey Hastings and the incorrigible Peter Hastings. Music by Shahya from his new album: Milk The Universe check it out here: https://open.spotify.com/album/7d2iPxsdwo8BJQpGGEdtey and.... Ambrosia... we are so sorry. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Disney Talk, You can suck your whole family with the Flobie, Austin's Urban Dictionary Word of the Day, Jeannine reviews Jackass Forever, Sadly Not the Onion and a very special musical guest. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Skat App, Oscars Recap, Movies Redditors didn't think existed, a pill for the boys, Wild and Crazy Teens, a new outro. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

The gang reminisces about childhood toys and dangerous games, Vibe of the World, A moment of Jeff and for some reason we remember the sheep from Babe. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Jeannine and Tyler did a little business trip to Las Vegas to make the elusive Jeff Goldblum aware of the podcast. Other talking points: The Batman, Kindernews, The Diamond of Hidden Valley Ranch and Poopy Putin. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

We recorded this on International Women's Day and Jeannine has a message for all our male listeners, Vibe of the World, Jeannine Reviews A Movie from 20+ years ago, Kindernews and a Moment of Jeff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

A long time ago on Broadway (the street), Lindsay stumbled into a small theater on saw Mr. Jeff Goldblum and Billy Crudup perform a children's horror theater production entitled the Pillow Man. Today we do a table read of that production. **Warning** This script contains: foul language, violence, inappropriate offensive and non-inclusive terms and know one in this podcast condones them. That being said it was a different time and Jeff... this one is for you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Just another free-style by the gang F.T.J. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Cookie Jar. Latest single by F.T.J. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Single by the Feat. Jeff Goldblum house band. F.T.J. (Fea Turing Jeff). This one is about road-head while stuck in school traffic. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Who is the true Santa? Find out in this bonus featurette as well as some holiday traditions from around the world. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Need some ideas of how to protect your home from invaders? We took a look at the master and made some plans of our own. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

As promised, we are releasing all of our Season One Bonus Content for free to all of you. Please enjoy. Then maybe send us some money.... or tell your mom to do it. First up, St. Patty's Day Special. I am sorry for the accents. Seriously. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Jurassic World, Wordle of the Day, Jeannine reviews movies from 20+ years ago, Creature Feature, Kindernews, The Ministry of Propaganda, a big announcement. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

Talking points: The Space Age, Titanic or every 90's girls sexual awakening, Cool Runnings 3?, Who's Your Daddy?...Quiz, the kid from Sleepless in Seattle should be behind bars. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

We are so happy to be back with possibly the longest episode we have ever done. Talking points: explicit art, Twilight, pooping in space, all kinds of news, The Magical Journey Debacle, Dictionary Corner, Austin plays with copyright law. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

A soundtrack for your holiday season.

The prestigious Goldblum Award Show where we award the greatest of 2021 with the coveted Goldblum. It has been a hell of a year and a hell of a season. We will see you in February for Season 2.

Mr. Big vs. Big Fitness, a foreboding farewell, Santa-Con 2021, Jesus Mecha Christ, Kindernews, R.I.P. Anne Rice, Creature Feature, and yes, we are still trying to get Jeff Goldblum. We promise. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sesame Street Business School, Remembering the Holiday Christmas Night Train Thing, Austin parties with the influencers, Jeannine gets cut, finally... some gay Christmas movies, Eat your heart out Jesus... Chanukah has the best jams and of course... a moment with Jeff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A look back at Thanksgiving and a recap of gifts to come, Austin has our news recap (gasp), holiday movie reviews, Not The Onion, Austin & Jeannine scheme for romance, a new vocal app opens the door to possibility. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Happy Holidays... just wanted to let you all in on an Armstrong Family Tradition...listening to the greatest Thanksgiving song of all time but one of the greatest storytellers, Mr. Arlo Guthrie. Now I don't own the rights to this song and I hope it doesn't land me on the Group W bench.... but life is all about chances... and if asked...I will let them know... Officer Obie, I can not tell a lie...I put that song in the middle of my podcast...

It is our 40th episode...and it is a long one in case you need a break from the relatives on your Turkey Day. A lot has happened in our week off, so... a quick recap of the last two weeks, Kindernews, Thanksgiving Trivia, A Special Star Trek Expose, and bees. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Daylight savings, the man in the attic, Happy Diwali, KIndernews hijacked, Austin has a Jekyll and Hyde thing with a Tennessean personality, The Culkin Dynasty, Tyler ain't never learnt how to talk right. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

As the spooky season wraps up and winter begins, our dear friend Lindsey joins us today to regale us with a tale of how she met Jeff after his breathtaking performance in a children's horror theater production, Austin gets shit on, Now That's What I Call Sims 45, Chatter Phones for broken adults, immaculate conception, Christmas wishlists. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Austin is replaced this week with a younger hotter model named Brickhouse, Jeff has been on this earth 69 years (Happy Birthday Jeff!), How to save money and influence people (theme park edition), Animal...stuff, The Metaverse, Dune (A review), Stories, they are not just for bedtime. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

The truth is out there, Poohsticks for sale, Spongebob and his effect on the youth of America, Squid Games, Sadly, Not The Onion, and several moments of Jeff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support

We finally have a guest that met Jeff Goldblum, Captain Kirk in space, Kindernews, nature is brutal, Corrections Corner - DC Edtion, Shia Lebouf V. 4 Chan, tidbits, and of course...A Moment of Jeff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/featjeffgoldblum/support