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Well hello there stranger…. Come join us as we go see American Metal Legends Machine Head. We also discuss the Texas border crisis and Dong. That's right, Dong.

Fan favourite “Big Rig” Matty joins the team to discuss fucking robots, fighting Orangutan's and much more.

Topics discussed in Se2Ep4 Chastity belts Marauding Orca's Age appropriate nazi board games Angry bears and grandmothers Sentimental value with inanimate objects Ear scratching Disgusting habits Christmas traditions Real life Monster hunters

A mixed ball bag of goodness from fears/phobias and favourite comedians to taking a bullet and Big Waz refusing to wear a dress.

Just Luke records on a whim and talks about bad news, jaws backwards, a Florida man, a serious incident his daughters were involved in and Ray Donavon

We are back for season 2 after a great hiatus. Join us as we discuss OnlyFans and have a good old laugh.

See you later…

It's a sad day when you find out your friend is working the streets, selling himself but hopefully, with a little help, we can can get him back on the straight and narrow. In this, “Just Luke” and globe trotting, episode you'll find buried treasure in Denmark, chateaus in France, Black metal in Sweden, vintage suitcases on the beaches of Australia and a drug fuelled attacking squirrel in Athens (USA).

A steady and sensible chat about a carrot up the bum race, carrot man, the secrete casino morgue in Melbourne and the great Cadbury cream egg robbery.

This one is a laugh a minute. Treat your ears to a silly story about a public toilet, the sad but true story of the real crocodile Dundee and an array of other nutty tangents. Plus there's a little lesson on Jesus at the beginning.

What's your achievement dream? Want to kayak down the Amazon? Write your own bible or have sex with a very old but very horny tortoise? Listen to this fun filled episode to find out what the Fly On The Wall Podcast Team want to do.

Yep, pretty much what the title says haha. Enjoy

Luke waffles on a bit about his new dog Thor but then jumps right into a uniquely designed ultimate weekend for cohost extraordinaire Big Waz. Big Waz then returns the gesture.

Black face, Big Waz's son in prison, lethal toys, cancel culture, living in dead cows, having sex with dead cows and sooooo much more is crammed into episode 203. It's epic, it's edgy, it's sexy it's Fly On The Wall Podcast

Escaping Bolivian man-sheep, vaping toddlers, Bear Grylls, Big Waz's funeral and a list of jokes are just some of the things covered in this enthralling episode.

It's a learning episode for Luke. He learns how not to wax someone and how that being vulnerable in front of his daughters can be a very good thing for them and him.

To celebrate reaching our 200th episode, a significant milestone, we take a trip to Williamstown to visit the H.M.A.S Castlemaine. We are a couple of 44 year old children in this one and our excitement is palpable.

Join us for a somewhat serious chat about Irma Grese a sadistic Nazi Guard at the notorious Auschwitz concentration camp during WW2. Then we lighten the mood with a chat about an adult content creator who sells farts in a jar for $1000 a pop.

This episode doesn't stop giving. Here are just some of the things discussed in episode 198 - Free Masons, George Pell, deadly kites, public displays of affection, mortgage brokers cumming in their pants, running of the bulls, German beer and Twirdle (the nicest concentration camp guard).

Will we be nothing but algae in 200 years? Will Richard Branson pay for a day by day WW2 reenactment? Should songs be banned? Will Luke turn up in James Cameron's 1997 epic movie Titanic? Should we be so honest that we tell everyone when we get horny?

We have finally stepped into the 21st century and now have microphones and headphones. Do we sound better? Do we sound clearer? Is this a bad thing? Find out in episode 196 as we talk old fashioned values, the measure of success and corporal punishment. It's a slightly different episode with a slightly different sound.

Brand new guest “Big Ben” chimes in, “The Zac” is back and “Big Rig Matt” is all that when they join Big Waz for a chat about friendship, carnal adventures and the perils of kayaking. We also delve into a flat earth map with gusto and have a bloody good laugh along the way. Meanwhile Luke is AWOL in the great northern state of Queensland to visit his folks and ends up naked and alone.

Join us for an interesting episode as we discuss big cocks, becoming a grandparent and toxic masculinity.

Big Waz has a list of sexual fetishes as long as your arm and the way I've typed that makes it sounds like they're HIS sexual fetishes but let's leave it at that. We also talk about New Caledonia and other island nations and we share our New Year's resolutions for 2023.

The gorgeous Glenn, his daughter, Luke's daughter, Luke's wife and Luke all star in this fun filled episode. We do a youth Vs old challenge and Luke has an epiphany about his egg consumption.

Big Waz and his two sons, Big Rig Matty and The Zachery, get lost and discuss their best and worst Christmas's. Luke inserts some odd Christmas traditions from around the globe and Lucas makes an appearance

Sadly there seems to be a lot of dick sucking in this episode. What is the difference between fluorescent and luminescent? Big Waz gets mugged by six bikini clad buxom wenches and Luke's mind is blown by toaster timers.

It's mostly Metallica talk! There's some ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response) chat as well and Luke somehow ends up wearing a crushed velvet dress BUT it's mostly Metallica talk!

I don't even know how to describe this episode…. Zac, Big Waz's son, joins us and teaches us what a sexual rip start is. The rest is a blur but I'm pretty sure Big Waz ran over a cow.

This episode is more jam packed with goodness than a snickers bar is with nuts. Join us as we do deep dive on monobrows. Would we prefer a woman with no eyebrows or one long, thick sexy eyebrow? Luke lists movies he was looking forward to but was bitterly disappointed by and Big Waz makes us chuckle with another Dad joke.

Join us for this high adventure episode as we decide to go out into the world and clean a dirty old road sign. The little Keith is not only along for the ride but also for his supreme cleaning abilities. We also discuss easy to peel packaging, solo camp trips and much more.

Would you want to live in a world run by Bison? Would you want bad service from subway? Would you want to be apart of an obscure and taboo club of Baboonists? Would you want Luke to catch your grass clippings? All this answered and much, MUCH more in episode 185.

Listen along as Big Waz and Luke discuss how they'd kill someone. It's a little dark

Big Waz is back on the podcast so to ease him back in to things we watch a weird, twisted, comedy, horror movie called “Tusk”.

Join me, Luke, as I tell some of my own creepy stories and some from the internet that are sure to send a chill up your spine. There's also a few dark/creepy/horror themed songs as well just to make your ears bleed.

Join Lychan Luke and Gruesome Glenn as we talk all things werewolves plus so much more.

Yes it's finally time for part II of our Mafia trilogy, BUT there's so much weird content in this episode it's hard to remember it all. Ice cream, pheromones, mug making, weepy faces, murder incorporated and God knows what else. It's a fun, crazy and informative episode.

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A wholesome chit chat about disappearing butt plugs, Luke gets a new phone from a lovely Chilean man and there's also a brand new episode from Lucas & Wayne

Big Waz hosts an interview with his brother to celebrate the release of his new e-novel, 'Vanguard', and Luke takes us on a journey into the dark and seedy underbelly of the gardening world. Vanguard https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0BCMRMLSZ/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_WEM9R31744AGR3AW95PF

A throwback to our old school delivery of episodes with rambling chats about adoption, cocks on graves, meals for homeless lawyers, BDSM Candle makers, a dead porno star and much more. PLUS episode 6322 of Lucas & Wayne

Big Waz and his unfiltered offspring hijack Episode 176 and do it quite a mischief! We have a good laugh and answer some particularly soul searching questions about sword-wielding orangutans, homicidal chickens and ohh so much more.

Come be a fly on the wall as Big Waz and Just Luke go out on an adventure with little keith and the gorgeous Glenn. It's Keith's birthday so we take the great man out for the day and get up to the usual ridiculous shenanigans.

A somewhat subdued episode from the Fly On The Wall Podcast Team. Recording separately, Big Waz offers up his thoughts on Blade Runner 2047 and how to spend your “time”. While Luke discusses, at length, the Predator (‘87) prequel PREY.

Join us for Part 1 of our Mafia Trilogy. Hear about the origins on the Mafia. Discover how the fascist dictator, Mussolini, tried to crush the organised crime families. Learn about the infamous barrel murders and we also ask the big question, does Big Waz's left nut hang lower than his right?

Beakless quails, smuggling condors, coincidences, small world stories and much, MUCH more! It's another very silly but laugh-a-minute episode from the Fly On The Wall Podcast team in episode 172.

Yep, it's all about LEGO

Want to hear a poem from Big Waz or what about an old Gaelic Song by Luke? Or do you just want to have a laugh at a new trend hitting the world called Vabbing? Well this episode has all of the above plus some chat about Hitmen/Women. It also has the highly anticipated Chapter Two of Vigilante Duck!

Luke explains how he and the male members of his family have started their own Gaelic Chanting Team that meet, in secret, in a lush field in a shire. The main topic of discussion though is Bounty Hunters! It's also the very first chapter of Vigilante Duck.

From wreaking havoc in a KillDozer and lavender panthers to glueing your ex boyfriends cock to his stomach episode 168 will leave you aghast!

In this thought provoking episode Big Waz and Luke dive head first into Ex-Cons (ex-prisoners) and Centenarians (people 100+ years old). There's the usual slathering of jokes, innuendos and general debauchery but there's also some genuine views and conundrums too.