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A snapshot of the difficulties of disability bias disease bias gender bias in a day-to-day out in the world kind of a way. Plus a little about the ombudsman. I'll do a whole episode about that at some point I'm not sure if you really be able to see it but it took a screenshot of a thank you letter I sent out to donators. It really sums up that prospective I talk about in the podcast, the counterweight of gratitude and purpose. I'm not sure if you'll be able to see it well so maybe in the next GoFundMe update I'll post it there as well Gfm https://gofund.me/cff39173 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/i-am-madeline/message

T-Boz' Birthday $100K Time Game Tommy Cries Over Crying Handkerchief Chat Tommy Wants To Be A Dog Carrie's China Climb TWIWK: Former Prisoner - Holly Deane-Johns NewZ From Across The Ditch Same Same But BackwardsSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcasts/carrie-and-tommySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Couple Podcast: A Nosey Look Inside Our Relationship As seen in the Newspaper and soon on US & UK Talk Shows, this new podcast from a viral couple is a must-listen for anyone who loves a good laugh. Join new couple; Mr & Mrs Dull (AKA James and Danielle) as they open their doors to the outside world and share their relationship journey, from the highs and lows to the downright hilarious. Whether you're looking for relationship advice, a good laugh, or just a glimpse into the lives of a real couple, this podcast has something for everyone. Subscribe today and get ready for a wild ride!

Valentines cards come from the Pagan ritual of slapping bare arses with the hide of a skinned dog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The blame for the school concrete scandal has landed right at the Prime Minister's feet - after a former civil servant from the Department for Education revealed it was Chancellor Sunak that cut the funding for rebuilding schools five years ago. But it's his Education Secretary - Gillian Keegan - who's conducting the political heat today after a sweary off-mic rant which she is almost certainly now regretting. In fact she gave a subsequent apology ON mic. The News Agents are back - yes all three - asking what it means for our children's education - and how damaging it is to the Sunak government. And as Keir Starmer shuffles his top team, we ask what it tells us about Labour's priorities a year out from an election.Editor: Tom HughesSenior Producer: Gabriel RadusProducer: Laura FitzPatrickPlanning Producer: Alex BarnettSocial Media Editor: Georgia FoxwellVideo Producer: Will Gibson-SmithYou can listen to this episode on Alexa - just say "Alexa, ask Global Player to play The News Agents".The News Agents is a Global Player Original and a Persephonica Production.

Three ‘Just Stop Oil' Environmental activists have been arrested after two protests disrupted tennis at Wimbledon yesterday. What do you think of the Just Stop Oil protests at Wimbledon? Do you support them? Andrea was joined by callers to share their views on the Just Stop Oil protestors...

Karens and ‘flag sh*ggers' get a firm spanking this week in our cosy comedy industry pod coming at you from merry old England. Fray Bentos pies, lasagne filled Yorkshire puddings, frozen kebab meat, lemon muffins, big cods and hard drugs are also on the menu for our intrepid comedy promoters who also go to town again on some scandalous comedy industry sh*thousery. Support Kai & Pablo for less than the price of a pint. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-promoter-mouths.

In episode #74 of the David Grey Rehab podcast, David and Chris discuss their trip to Portugal. (00:05:15) Back injury common in Jiu Jitsu.(00:10:44) Flexible spine for better rolling.(00:17:08) Train to be a human(00:31:38) Believe in yourself and exercise.(00:37:20) Train for health, not performance.(00:40:15) Invest wisely and confidently.(00:43:57) Be confident and ask questions.(00:52:46) Improve with practice and feedback.(01:07:44) Taking care of your gut.(01:08:45) Learn the lessons life teaches. Connect with David Grey Rehab:Check out our Foot & Achilles Rehab ProgramVisit our websiteFollow David Grey Rehab on InstagramSubscribe to our YT & listen to more podcast episodes Visit the DGR Interactive platform

Marty-Palooza | With the Easter Holidays here, The Marty Sheargold Show is taking a short break.  But to fill the void we have some of the best bits (or the bit we really liked) so far from 2023. Today we re-visit your stories of survival; You tell us what you saw in the kitchen; Find out what drives Marty crazy; We have a story about Groom who was breastfed by his mum; and we find out what you choked on. Triple M's Marty Sheargold Show will be back live on Monday April 17 with your chance to win Ten Grand, in Marty Sheargold's $10k Spin it DJSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Luke discusses his honeymoon and Billy shares his update with the USCIS!

The revolution begins as Lew gives a call to action! Dave finally earns Chris' respect and loses it again! Two dangerous boys hack into a TV channel, only to play their normal content anyway! It'll make you come undone!

Welcome to episode 190 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, in this episode, the guys catch up, look into the lyric 'What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?' behind the 1998 song, Feel It by The Tamperer featuring Maya, Greg brings up a recent song that drives him nuts, and has a few updates from an attending a Star Wars Vintage convention last week and becoming a cat owner, and Joe gears up for his few days away. The guys look at stories from people who wore the Cradle of Filth Jesus is a c-word t-shirt, and talk about what they've been watching covering The Bear and Dahmer... oh and talk about sh*tty arses a lot for some reason.  All this and much more in between. 

Overnight News Woolshed drama! Where did you sneak in? What have We Learnt? Tight Arse stories Roo Rocco story Rumour Mill Flooding in VIC - Jason Rachele Loz got caught in Bay to Birdwood Kids Pressure Test See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The empire is back on track! Unfortunately we had a poor change in leadership last time. Let's see if Artaxerxes IV can live up to his father's name and deal with the troublesome Greeks. You can find all the images on our website! https://soyouthinkyoucanrulepersia.wordpress.com/2022/10/09/16-artaxerxes-iv-arses/

Care Workers, Rehab and Finding God, no, it's not Freddy starting a diet, it's Pope Lonergan's life story in a nutshell, in this brand new episode!   Thanks Pope for joining us! Follow Pope on Twitter: https://twitter.com/popelonergan  Buy 'I'll Die After Bingo' by Pope Lonergan here: https://www.penguin.co.uk/authors/283398/pope-lonergan    MANSCAPED | OFFICIAL SPONSOR This episode is sponsored by Manscaped: The Best in Men's Grooming For 20% off your order plus Free Shipping use code ‘DMT20' at checkout. https://www.manscaped.com   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early ticket access and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! Sign up now: https://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod   Whatsapp us your videos on 07520644931   Follow Our Socials YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/DeadMenTalkingPod Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeadMenTalkPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadmentalkingpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@deadmentalking  Join the Discord: https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z   Listen Now Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3lLJX9q Apple: https://apple.co/3lK4yuJ Google: https://bit.ly/DeadMenTalkingGooglePodcasts Podbean: https://deadmentalking.podbean.com/ Amazon: https://amzn.to/3lGC5Ge   Rob Mulholland http://robcomedy.co.uk http://facebook.com/robmulhollandcomedy http://twitter.com/robmulholland http://instagram.com/robmulholland https://www.youtube.com/RobMulhollandComedy   Freddy Quinne https://www.freddyquinne.co.uk https://www.facebook.com/FreddyQuinneComedy https://twitter.com/freddyquinne https://www.instagram.com/freddyquinne https://www.youtube.com/freddyquinnecomedy   The home for dark jokes and harsh roasts. Hosted by UK stand-up comedians Rob Mulholland and Freddy Quinne.

Being stung by a bee, Saying thank you at he wrong time, The super moon, Jennifer Anniston & Victor Meldrew, Vaccine issuesIf you'd like to get in touch email;thelauraandbeckyshow@gmail.comFind us on insta;@beckyhayesuk@laurasummerslifestyleSponsored by Box Barre & Rolling Tap Mobile Bars , go check them out! We love you! Please become a member here https://plus.acast.com/s/the-laura-becky-show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you for listening to this week's episode of MoronsReviewingMovies, this week we had just one movie to review for Musical week! This time was David Bowie starring in Labyrinth. Let us know your thoughts on these via our Instagram  5 friends came together to give their irrelevant and unqualified views on the great and not so great of the movie world. Join our socials! Instagram: - //www.instagram.com/moronsreviewingmovies/

Gav Jones sits down to discuss with Paul Moran and Steve & Eddie Jones, picking certain teams of the past and trying to compare with the team we have now. They discuss achievements, comparing individual players, context of the season and all factors that affect the success of a team.Please visit KENN7.com for official Sir Kenny Dalglish merchandise and please support the Marina Dalglish Appeal at anfieldindex.com/mdaPrefer to listen to our shows without the ads? We've got your back, just head on over to http://anfieldindexpro.com and supercharge your listening experience.Chat and debate 24/7 with other Reds, join our FREE Discord community at https://bit.ly/3geu605Follow us on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3u9gYShFind us on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3KWFxbdSubscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3KXImsjFREE iOS app: https://apple.co/3KSqdMGFREE Android app: https://bit.ly/32KMxqmSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theanfieldindex. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chapter 6 part 6 of Sloterdijk's 'Critique of Cynical Reason'. Arses.

For a very classy and intellectual Arvo Chat, Charles and Dom are joined by author Dave Hunt. Together they gracefully dwell on the topics of the extinction of koalas, and how it can be sped up, as well as the exact shape of a wombat's bum. Just another classy Chaser Report episode for your Monday afternoon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Crystal Palace 1 - 3 LiverpoolGav is joined by Paul Moran, Steve & Eddie Jones to discuss all the big talking points from Liverpool's win at Selhurst Park.Please visit KENN7.com for official Sir Kenny Dalglish merchandise and please support the Marina Dalglish Appeal at anfieldindex.com/mdaSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theanfieldindex. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Atletico Madrid 2-3 LiverpoolGav discusses with Paul Moran, Steve & Eddie Jones:- Atletico Madrid victory- Mo Salah- Preview the Man Utd game- 6 years of Jurgen KloppPlease visit KENN7.com for official Sir Kenny Dalglish merchandise and please support the Marina Dalglish Appeal at anfieldindex.com/mda See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Previously on Saga of the Jewels:Seventeen-year-old Ryn’s hometown is attacked by the Empire and everyone he has ever known is killed. Just before he dies, Ryn’s father gives him a ruby, which causes him to project fire. Ryn is captured by the Empire and meets another captive, Princess Nuthea, who has the ability to project lightning. Nuthea explains to him that the Empire have learned of the existence of twelve Primeval Jewels which grant the ability to manipulate different elements, and are searching for them. The Imperial vessel where they are being held is in turn attacked by a pirate airship, and the pirates capture Ryn and Nuthea. The lead pirate, Captain Sagar, agrees to escort Nuthea back to her homeland, and to spare Ryn’s life, in exchange for the promise of gold, gemstones and beautiful women upon her safe delivery. However, in the battle with the Empire Sagar’s ship’s engineer has been killed. They land in the port city of Ast and head to an inn to try to recruit a purple-haired Engineer called Elrann who they have been told frequents it.Episode 5: Engineer In An Inn(This episode is dedicated to Professor Claire Lucas and to Artist Nom Tarassenko.)The inside of the tavern was surprisingly big. Ryn could see despite the semi-dark as its walls were lit by a fireplace, flickering candles, the red embers from pipes and tobacco-rolls. There must be pushing a hundred people in here, drinking, talking, swearing, arguing, throwing dice, dealing cards, their silhouettes throwing shifting shadows on the walls. "How are we meant to find one person in here?" said Nuthea. "It's too dark to make out anyone's hair colour.""Easy, princess," said Sagar. "We ask."He swaggered over to the bar and motioned for the attention of the nearest server, a hulking man with a stained apron and a scar over his right eye. Ryn and Nuthea followed him."You," Sagar said to the barman, "A draught of your best ale, now. We're looking for a man with purple hair. Where is he?""Nobody here like that," said the barman gruffly. He rubbed the tankard he was drying with a cloth, not bothering to fetch Sagar's order right away."What?" said Sagar, clearly caught off guard. "Don't play games with me. We've been told there's an engineer who frequents your tavern, name of Elrann. Purple hair. Where is he?""I told you," said the barman, setting down the dry tankard with a thunk. "There is nobody here who matches that description.""Bull," said Sagar. "I got my information from a reliable source. Listen, buddy, I'm only in here because I lost my chief engineer in my last skybattle. That's right, I'm a skypirate--believe it. Now pour me my drink and point me in the direction of Elrann Luccavich before I put out your other eye." He brushed the hilt of one of the swords at his side. The barman leant both his hands on the bar, looked at Sagar for a long time, then let out a loud sigh, audible even over the chattering and clinking noises of the tavern. Then he turned round and pulled Sagar an ale, muttering something like "Bloody jumped-up skypirates...gonna get a shock...don't say I didn't tell you..."Sagar must be pretending not to hear him.When Sagar had paid him for the drink, making a big show of flicking his gold piece onto the bar with his thumb, the barman pointed to a corner of the tavern, where at one of the long tables a number of men and women were drinking and talking merrily. "Over there. You'll find Elrann soon enough."Sagar didn't thank him. "Idiot," he said as he walked away."Tosser," said the barman.The three of them walked over to the long table, Sagar leading the way. As they approached and the sounds from the table grew louder, it soon became clear that the people seated at it were holding some kind of competition.Specifically, two people at the far head of the table were having a competition. Which is to say, they were both drinking tankard after tankard of ale (or whatever that brown liquid was) while all the rest of the men and women around them were shouting, cheering them on, and placing bets on who was going to give up first."Drink! Drink! Drink!" chanted the crowd."Thirty silver pieces on Elrann!""I'll take that!""Forty on Saldor!""She never loses!"One of the two competitors at the head of the table was an exceptionally well-muscled, shirtless man. His arms each looked like three fleshy balls fused together, and the six symmetrical squares of his abdomen glistened even at a distance. Detailed, intricate tattoos decorated his arms and chest, of a ship, a leviathan, two crossed swords. But he was bald and had no hair.The other competitor was a young woman of small build wearing a dirty set of blue work overalls and a pair of goggles currently pulled back off her eyes to sit atop her head above a heart-shaped face. Underneath those, she wore a bob of shocking hair, shocking enough to be seen in the firelight. A bob of shocking purple hair.The woman finished chugging down her tankard, then clanged it down on the table."Another!" she cried.The onlookers cheered. She had a mad twinkle in her eyes and a wild grin on her face.Eventually, tatoo-man--'Saldor’--finished quaffing his own tankard and set that down too, but with a much slower and wobblier motion."Mercy?" the woman said to him curiously.The man swayed a little where he sat, his tattoos listing left and right like the ship was caught on a choppy sea.After a moment he breathed "A...nother..." He said it like he was actually saying 'mercy', but that was not the word that formed on his lips.More cheers. Both the tankards were re-filled, and the competitors lifted them once more to their mouths, tilting their heads back. The woman took to her tankard lustily, gulping down the ale down again. The man hesitated at first, but then glanced at his competitor and shakily raised his tankard to his lips again. Their throats each bobbed as they drank.Ryn looked at Sagar. "I think you've found your engineer," he said. Mother. Father. Hometown, Ryn thought. Get engineer. Repair ship. Find General Vorr. Get General Vorr. Kill General Vorr. Sagar just stood still, his brows knotted, mouth open. He looked like the very foundation of his world had been ripped away from underneath him. No, you don't know how that really feels, Ryn thought. I'm the only one here who knows how that really feels.The woman finished her tankard and set it once more on the tabletop, far faster than the man at her side and than Ryn would have thought possible. She wore multiple metal necklaces under her blue overall which peeked out around the back of her neck, and multiple metal bracelets on each wrist which clinked when she set down her drink amidst the noise of the tavern.Saldor took even longer to catch up to her this time, but eventually he finished drinking too and practically dropped his tankard on the table."Mercy," said the woman. This time she didn't say it like a question, she issued it as an instruction.The man was swaying again. But he held up a finger, as if to object.The people at the table went quiet for a moment, craning forwards to hear what he was going to say."Mmmmmm..." said the man. He let out a long belch and fell sideways off his chair and onto the floor.The woman raised her tankard above her head. "I win again! How much do I get this time?"A huge cheer went up from the table, followed by whistles and shouts."Come on, pay up, she won!""I'm not paying you! She must have used some kind of trick!""It's no trick, it's just Elrann!""I want my fifty silver pieces now!""Not my problem your boy can't handle his drink!"In the clamour it was Nuthea's turn to address Sagar. "Come on then, Skycaptain," she said, "Ryn is right. This is clearly your engineer."Sagar blinked, then shook his head, his eyes coming back into focus. “We’ll see…” he said, and strode up to the table, still holding his tankard in one hand. Ryn and Nuthea watched from a few paces behind him.“Are you Elrann?” Sagar said to the woman.The other folk around the table were still talking and arguing, pushing and pulling coins back and forth, but the woman raised her gaze at this brash question. Her eyes narrowed a fraction but retained their twinkle. She was still smiling.“Half the tavern’s chanting my name,” she said to Sagar. “I think it’s safe to assume that, yes, I’m Elrann.”“But you’re a woman,” Sagar said without missing a beat.“Last time I checked,” said the woman. One of her eyebrows crept up higher than the other as she inspected Sagar, and then Ryn and Nuthea standing off a little way behind him. “Why? What’s it to you?”Sagar snorted. “There must have been some sort of mistake. My informant, a man at the docks, told me to come here and look for an Elrann with purple hair who’s a first rate engineer.”Elrann smiled even more widely. One of her teeth was made of silver. “Well, you found me.”“Don’t be ridiculous,” said Sagar. “You can’t be the Elrann he meant. Or maybe he got you mixed up with someone else. Engineering’s a man’s profession. Everybody knows that. A woman can’t be an engineer.”Sagar’s beer glass exploded.It just shattered with a loud pop, bits of broken glass falling around him on the floor, beer instantly drenching his hand and breeches, so that he was left holding only the handle.The whole tavern went quiet. Heads turned as people looked over to see what had happened.From the table where the girl sat, still with a wide smile on her face, a tendril of black smoke snaked up. On the tabletop, at its source, was a small bronze cylinder with a handle protruding from the bottom which the woman grasped.  A pistol. Another thing that Ryn had only heard about in stories and tales. Until now.“Can a woman not do that, either?” Elrann said into the quiet.The tavern burst into laughter. People slapped each other’s backs, gripped their bellies and pointed at Sagar as they wiped tears of mirth from their eyes. Ryn remembered the pirates on the airship laughing at him in the same way when he had tried to tell them about his flame powers.Slowly, eventually, the laughter wound down and the customers went back to whatever they were doing before the little comic interruption, and the noises of the tavern resumed.Sagar’s face had turned almost as purple as Elrann’s hair. His eyes flicked this way and that. His lips had disappeared into a tight frown. When he spoke, it was through clenched teeth.“You are Elrann the engineer,” he said.“If you hadn’t figured that out by now, you must be very stupid,” said Elrann.Sagar swallowed. Whether he was swallowing pride or rage, Ryn didn’t know. Maybe it was both.“I…we want to hire you.”“For what?”“To repair my ship. There’s a problem with one of the fuel lines.”Elrann looked him up and down again.“Sorry, I’m all booked up.”“I can pay you.”“So can my current clients.”“I can pay you well. My crew and I took down an Imperial vessel recently. It was very lucrative for us.”Elrann hesitated, and for a moment it seemed as though she might be tempted by the offer. But then: “Sorry, nothing doing,” she said. She fixed Sagar with a cool look, relaxing her eyebrows and grinning again. “I don’t do work for turdburgulars like you.”“Nyarrrgrh!” Sagar cried in anger, and drew one of his twin curved blades from his side, unsheathing it in a smooth ringing arc. He held the point up in front of Elrann’s face, whose eyes went wide. “Say that to me again, woman!”The table went quiet again--or at least the drinkers nearest them went quiet.I don’t think saying the word ‘woman’ like it’s an insult is going to help us here very much, thought Ryn. He wanted to help, but he had no idea what to do, and he didn’t even have a weapon. Sagar was completing botching this. Even Ryn could tell that pulling a sword on someone holding a pistol at close range in an inn full of people was a stupid thing to do.Nuthea stepped forward, bravely putting her hand on the captain’s back. “Now now, Sagar,” she said. “I’m sure we can find another engineer somewhere else. That airfield owner was clearly playing a prank on you. Come on, we don’t want this to become...uncivilised.”“Hey yoush,” said a deep, drunken voice. “’m not...finnishhed wiv yoush yet.” It was Saldor, back on his feet.Elrann turned to look at him but kept her pistol aimed at Sagar. “Sit down, you lightweight blowhard! I beat you fair and square! Can’t you see I’m busy?”“Hey, Saldor’s up again!” someone called.“Give me those sixty gold pieces back!”“No way, I won them fairly! Game’s over!”“It’s not over till one of them can’t drink any more, and he’s still conscious!”Shouted arguments resumed.Amidst them, Saldor said “Hey! Nobodies callsh me a lightwit blard!”He pulled back a fist and took a swing at Elrann, who leapt up out of her chair and moved away from the table, keeping her pistol trained on Sagar.“Butt out, imbecile,” said Sagar, “we’re having a conversation!” He kicked the man hard in his muscled stomach and Saldor doubled up with a grunt, clutching it.A large man with a thick black beard who had been sitting next to Saldor stood up and snarled at Sagar. “Oi! You hit my man Saldor! That’s cheating!”“Oh shut up, Orsan!” said another man next to him. “You’re just sour ’cause he lost!” The man took a swing at Orsan and hit him in the face, knocking the man into Saldor, who took offence and in his drunken stupor punched his own supporter back the way he had come.Chaos erupted. Soon everyone was calling everyone else names and accusing each other of cheating at the bets, and then fists and feet were flying as the fighting grew into a full-on tavern brawl.“Give me those coins!”“Mine! Mine! I won!”“Get off me you mongrel!”Sagar still had a sword pointed at Elrann, but a man got thrown over the table and crashed into the side of him, making him drop it. When it clattered to the floor, Ryn picked it up for him to keep it safe. Sagar didn’t even seem to notice he’d dropped it. As soon as he’d scrambled back onto his feet, he dived back into the melee, yelling curses and throwing punches.Elrann clicked off a mechanism on the top of her pistol, stashed it somewhere inside her overall and cried, “Bloody skypirates! Arses too big for their breeches! I won that drinking game fair and square! Hey you lot, don’t forget I get 10% commission on all winning bets on me!” She dived into the fray too, punching and kicking her way through the crowd to try to get back to Sagar, who by now was lost in the midst of the brawl. Fists flew into faces, knees into groins, elbows into stomachs. Men roared with anger and pain and defiance. Bodies were launched this way and that. A chair broke. Somebody’s tooth rattled on the floor and stopped near Ryn’s foot. More people rushed over from the other tables to try to break up the fight, or join in. Some were shouting for Saldor, some for Elrann, but it was impossible to tell which side was winning, or if there really were sides any more. Somewhere in the middle of the mass of bodies stood Sagar and Elrann and Saldor, occasionally colliding with each other and wrestling, before being broken apart again, but they kept disappearing out of view among the carnage of limbs.Ryn and Nuthea stood watching all of this in shocked silence. They shared a look of open-mouthed horror. Apparently neither of them had ever seen anything like this before.“This is no good,” said Ryn over the din. “We’re never going to get the ship fixed like this. At this rate we might even lose our captain.”“I know,” said Nuthea. “That foolish man is going to get himself killed, all because of his pride. We need to do something. We need to get their attention somehow.” “How?” said Ryn.Nuthea licked her upper lip and looked at him. After a moment she said “Your powers.”“What? No! I don’t even know how to use them properly yet! You use yours!”“Lightning is unpredictable and hard to contain, especially inside. I have to aim it at a specific target to discharge it, but it’s too cramped in here and there are too many people. I might miss my target or lose control and kill someone or, even worse, it might jump between several people. You, though…” Her blue eyes glittered. “You’ve touched the Fire Ruby. You have flame projection powers. Flame can be controlled a little more easily than lightning, surely. You can show them some fire burning and get their attention.”“I...I don’t know how,” Ryn said, his chest tightening, his mouth going dry. “I’ve only ever projected fire once before, when I was really desperate and about to die, and it didn’t work again afterwards. I’m not sure I can do it again.”“Oh, of course you can,” said Nuthea, and pulled Ryn by the arm out of the way of a man stumbling backwards from being kicked in the face. “I’ll teach you. Hold out your hand.”Ryn hesitated a moment, then reluctantly held out his hand in front of him.“Palm up, silly.”He turned it over.“Ok, now take some deep breaths. The reason you were only able to project fire a single time when you used your gift before must be because you used up all your mana at once. It takes mental and physical energy to use magic--it’s tiring. But if you control yourself and only use some of your mana, you should be able to create some smaller flames--and you won’t tire yourself out so much.”“But I told you, I don’t know how. It just sort of...happened before.”“Nonsense,” chided Nuthea. “You’ve touched the Fire Ruby. You have the gift. It’s a part of you now. It’s like a muscle. All you have to do is focus, and you can use it. You have to believe you can do it in order to do it, though. And you’ve done it before, so you know you can do it. Now come on. Focus, and make some flames on your hand.”Ryn stared down at his open palm. This is crazy, he thought. I can’t do this. Although… He remembered shooting fire from his hands in Cleasor and engulfing the Imperial soldier. He remembered again the flames leaping from the rooftops of his hometown. He remembered his father’s dying expression. He remembered his mother’s look of pain, Vorr’s blade piercing her. There was a fire burning inside him, a fire of passion and fury and hatred. If he really had this gift, and if he could learn to master it, maybe, just maybe he would be able to get revenge on the man who had done all this to him.A small flame lit in the centre of his palm, hovering just above it.Ryn closed his hand and hopped back in surprise, and the flame went out with a quiet hiss. “I did it!” he said over the noise of the tavern brawl. “Did you see that? I did it!” He heard his own words, and he sounded like a little boy. He cleared his throat. “Ahem. I mean: there we go. Er...you’re a good teacher, Nuthea.”“I know,” said the princess, smiling. “Now: Do it again. Only this time, hold your hand up, hold the flame for longer, and let it burn a little brighter. We need to get their attention.” She nodded towards the fighting mess.Ryn took another deep breath. Making that small flame appear had been like engaging a muscle, one that he hadn’t realised he’d had. He held out his hand and engaged it again, focusing on the space just above his palm and willing fire... A small flame appeared again. Ryn blinked, almost as startled as before, but this time he kept his hand out and continued to concentrate, and the flame stayed where it was, hovering above his hand, a little tongue of orange-red like you get from a candle.“Good,” said Nuthea next to him. “Now make it grow.”Acting on instinct, Ryn willed the flame to increase in size. Fire, grow, he thought. The little flame expanded into a flickering ball, sending up some more clear smoke into the air above it. Ryn’s palm felt warm, but not overhot. He had to hold his concentration to keep it there.Some of the brawlers stopped what they were doing now and stood still to stare at the flame. He didn’t pay them any attention, but continued to concentrate on the fireball he was holding in existence with his mind.“That’s really good,” said Nuthea. “You’re getting their notice. Just a little more.”Spurred on by the thrill of success and her encouragement, Ryn willed a little more of his energy into the flame. It took more effort, but the fireball grew in size by another inch. It lit the area around them brightly now, and beyond it Ryn caught sight of more of the brawlers stopping in their tracks to stare at what he was doing.Ryn stretched his arm out and held his hand up, palm flat pointing towards the ceiling, holding the blazing fireball above his head.Something itched at his mind. The candles. The fireplace. He had become strangely aware of them, even though he wasn’t looking at them. It was like he could sense them burning in different places in the room. He closed his eyes for a moment. To me. He opened his eyes. The fireball he held above his head had grown again, and now it was the only light source in the tavern. He had drawn the energy from the candles and fireplace, extinguishing them, drawing them into his own fire, a huge ball of flame that crackled quietly above him in the air now, burning in place, sending out light in every direction, with Ryn at its origin. He had to concentrate hard to hold it in place. The whole tavern had stopped what they were doing now and were frozen in place looking at him in the light from the fireball, some still holding each other in headlocks or with their fists raised where they had been about to throw their next punch. There among them were Sagar and Elrann, mouths hanging open and eyes stretched wide like everyone else’s. Nuthea spoke up. “Um...sorry to have had to get your attention like this, but my companions and I came here looking for a particular person. Since we haven’t been able to persuade that person to come with us, we will be leaving now. Come along, Sagar.”She beckoned with a finger, like she was coaxing a misbehaving pet.Slowly, carefully, eyeing the fireball which Ryn was concentrating on holding up with every step, Sagar weaved his way through the frozen fighters and walked back to Nuthea’s side. They let him do so, their own eyes transfixed by the fireball too.“Good,” said Nuthea. “Um, thank you. We shall be leaving now.” She turned her head to Ryn and whispered, “You can put that out now.”Ryn’s heart missed a beat, and the fireball wobbled. “Er, what?” he whispered back out of the corner of his mouth. “I don’t know how!” “Just take another deep breath and will the flames to rescind! It can’t be that hard!”Everyone was watching him.He breathed in, then coughed. Panic seized him and the fireball shot up into the wooden ceiling, scorching it black and dissipating. At the same time, tens of tiny flames sprang out from it, returning to the candles and the fireplace, re-igniting them. The light inside of the tavern went back to how it had been before.For a moment, the three of them watched the frozen tavern-brawlers to see what they would do, and vice versa.And then the roars and shouting began again, and everyone went back to hitting each other, some of them scrambling forwards to get at Sagar, or Ryn, or maybe Nuthea--who could tell?“Back! Get back, you vermin!” shouted Sagar, kicking one of them in the shins. He snatched his sword back off Ryn and waved it at two more of them, who sprang backwards for safety, then drew their own weapons and surged forwards again.Luckily, though, the tavern-goers were still fighting amongst themselves as well, and before these two could attack they were rushed by another pair with their swords drawn. Weapons locked.“You’re not going anywhere until I’ve got my hundred gold pieces for betting on Elrann!” one shouted at another. Ryn’s distraction had got Sagar closer to the door. They took their chance and sprinted back to it, bashing it open and bursting out into the cool night air.  They pelted down the street and made sure they were a good distance away from the tavern.It was full dark outside in Ast now. The three of them stood on the cobbles in the light from a street-lamp, at a corner that the street they had been on made with a residential alley of brick buildings, and got their breath back.Ryn stood with his hands on his knees for a while, panting loudly. Now that he was out of the inn, tiredness sapped his every muscle.“I’m exhausted,” he said lamely.“That’s normal,” said Nuthea, breathing fast too. “I told you: it takes physical energy to use mana. Also, you have to practice. It’s like training a muscle. It gets easier with time.”“Bloody tavern-dwellers!” cursed Sagar now he had his breath. “Bloody women! Bloody woman!”“Look, numb-nuts,” said a voice, “I’ll come with you and fix your ship on the condition that you stop calling me that like it’s some sort of a bad thing.”“Who’s there?!” cried Sagar.A shape had appeared a few paces away from them in the street. She stepped more into the lantern-light. Elrann, with her purple hair, blue overall, goggles and metal bangles.“Who’d ya think?” she said with her trademark grin. “Didn’t ya hear me? I’ll do the job. For a fee, of course.”Huh? Ryn thought. Something had changed her mind. But what? Maybe she had lost out on her commission for winning the drinking game and now needed the money.“About time,” said Sagar with the graciousness of a pig.“What he means,” says Nuthea, “is ‘thank you’. We’d be glad to have your help.”“Yeah,” said Elrann, “well, try to keep a rein on your dog--I can always change my mind.” Ryn fancied he could almost see the steam coming out of Sagar’s ears.Elrann’s eyes found him. “That was pretty impressive, that fire trick you did back there. Not seen anything like that before, and I’ve seen a few things in my time. You’ll have to show me how you did that sometime.”Ryn’s body ached. He couldn’t think of a good response. “Er..sure,” was all he came up with.“Right,” said the engineer. “Now, where’s this ship of yours? Let’s get to it.”Nuthea regarded Ryn with a crinkle in her forehead. “It’s late,” she said. “And the airfield is a good distance away. We can take you to it in the morning. For now we should find lodging somewhere in the city. Don’t you agree, Sagar? Do you have enough coin for us?”“Rrr,” grunted Sagar, probably in assent.“Do you know of anywhere?” Nuthea asked Elrann.“Well,” said Elrann, “I was going to spend the night in the Traveller’s Rest, but I don’t think any of you should be going back there in a hurry. And it’s going to be a while before that brawl settles down. I know a few other places, though.”“Thank you,” said Nuthea.Sagar cursed under his breath.Ryn yawned.“Come with me,” said Elrann.They followed her into the night.Enjoyed the episode? Read ahead and support Saga of the Jewels at patreon.com/sagaofthejewels This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit faenon.substack.com

The Arl Arses are back previewing the Leeds game and reviewing the season so far. Gav discusses with Paul Moran, Steve and Eddie Jones:- 3 game review- Lack of transfers in- Signing Existing Contracts- Harvey Elliott emergence- Van Dijk form- Look ahead to LeedsPlease visit KENN7.com for official Sir Kenny Dalglish merchandise and please support the Marina Dalglish Appeal at anfieldindex.com/mda See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Just like the epic saga and tale of Conan, this episode is a lengthy, but a fun and interesting, one. Join as we dissect and celebrate all that is Conan. There's also the sad story of Daniel Pollock.

In this episode, Brit, Cork, and Peaches talk about the 2-1 loss to Chicago and get cancelled due to association with Norm MacDonald content

Finally, we get the 'Arl Arse's together to review a crazy season. Gav talks to Paul Moran plus Steve & Eddie Jones about their thoughts on what we have just witnessed and looking forward to the season to come.They discuss:- Summer Signings 2020- Leading the pack by Christmas- Winter of Discontent- The Come Back- 21/22 Season ProspectsPlease visit KENN7.com for official Sir Kenny Dalglish merchandise and please support the Marina Dalglish Appeal at anfieldindex.com/mda See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gav, Steve & Eddie Jones join Paul Moran to discuss Liverpools beautiful win against Man Utd yesterday at Old Trafford. On the agenda:- Centre Back Pair- Trent- Midfield- Mo Salah- Mane Reaction- Summer Transfers- Transfer NostalgiaPlease visit KENN7.com for official Sir Kenny Dalglish merchandise and please support the Marina Dalglish Appeal at anfieldindex.com/mda See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our first discussion with the 'Arl Arses'!!! Between them they have a wealth of experience in supporting the Reds.Gav, Paul Moran, Eddie Jones and Steve Jones discuss LFC's climbdown from membership of the European Super League:- Reaction to Evemys- John Henry's pology- Implications for FSG- LFC Then & Now- Cup Final StoriesPlease visit KENN7.com for official Sir Kenny Dalglish merchandise and please support the Marina Dalglish Appeal at anfieldindex.com/mda See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A new episode of The Scratch Cast is here at last and we've got another jam-packed show for your listening pleasure. On our singles swap this month we investigate the most mysterious song on the internet “The Most Mysterious Song On The Internet” and discuss “Mam” the latest single from Irish hip-hop trio KNEECAP (feat. DYRT). On the next episode, we'll be discussing “The Pale Horse” by Elliot Pullen and “Average Death” by Anonymous hardcore punk outfit The Armed.On “submission corner” we dive into “Postulated Substance Abuse” the new EP from Livingston rapper Slippery Trashmouf and we tackle yet another mammoth post-rock song “Too Late, Already It's Too Late” from Yorkshire's “Going Feral”. If you've got something you want us to hear then make sure you hit us up via the contact page, on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter or via email at theheadscratcher@outlook.com. But that's not all! We also review “Emphatically No.”, the new album from Los Angeles rock trio Cheekface, “Collapsed In Sunbeams” the debut album from London singer-songwriter Arlo Parks, “Look Alive”, the 6th album from Canadian rock duo Black Pistol Fire and finally “High VIbrations” from multi-instrumentalist The John Michie Collective. Check out the episode below or via any of the links at the bottom of the page.Sit back, relax and listen to “Arses For Faces”. If you want to support the show, you can buy us a coffee here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/headscratcher If you're wondering what our review scores relate to, check out our rating system below: 1/10 - Destroy without listening 2/10 - Rancid bin juice (bathe afterwards) 3/10 - Hot garbage (avoid) 4/10 - Meh (not worth going back to) 5/10 - Forgettable (one or two good songs) 6/10 - Just OK (for fans of the genre) 7/10 - Good (quite like it) 8/10 - Very good (must listen) 9/10 - Exceptional (absolutely love it) 10/10 - Practically flawless (unmissable) Don't forget to subscribe to The Scratch Cast on your favourite streaming/podcast service so you never miss an episode. Please leave a nice review :) Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2KYNkI2 Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3082hBj Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2QXCohy YouTube: http://bit.ly/2QXtlxo Deezer: http://bit.ly/34sjqDA Castbox: http://bit.ly/34sEJoH TuneIn Radio: http://bit.ly/2QVt8ur & more: https://podfollow.com/the-scratch-cast-podcast All music clips are used as a teaser only and remain the property of the respective artists. Peace.

What you need to do to increase your confidence in the gym and see consistent results without hours in the gym! Don't forget to get me on my IG where I cover more topics in depth and provide daily content to help you achieve your fitness goals! @jordanflemingfitness

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00:00     The Great Debate – The guys debate the debate between McGowan vs. Kirkup 04:33     Fremantle Dockers Coach Justin Longmuir 11:18     Gen Z tell us what's hot and what's not 13:55     What a week – Matt reflects on the Facebook news in song 17:01     Optus Stadium Halo tour 22:16     Lehmo shares some comedy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week boys are feeling morose as the mundane starts to pour over them.  Stephen ponders over whether or not to go vegan,  while Adam reminds him of everything that he will have to give up.  Fake IDs, frat parties, Europol and the smell of recession all make their way into this health podcast.

the Kraken Cove lighthouse is under siege! Luckily, Benny has an unusual method of dispersing crowds and Matt is more that relieved!In this episode we look at madness around the world. From crazed conspiracy theorists storming the Capitol, to sex arse madness at the British borders, and a bleak outlook for 2021 courtesy of Nostradamus, there's never been a better time to hunker in the bizarre bunker that is KRAKEN COVE!

Ever wish to see your favourite jerk get their just desserts and fall flat on their face? Today’s podcast contains an anecdote about karma that’ll leave a smile on yours and then spin your head. Just remember, this is a true story! It really happened the way it’s told! Karma kicked this jerk’s arse big […]

This week the Talkie Boiyz welcome entrepreneur Salamis Quombomboulle to discuss the many facets of his specific trade. He’ll describe the many peaks and valleys of his career, his favourite sandwich and ask for help with a decade defining problem. Also, Josh calls in to help pitch the podcast to Mr. Quombomboulle as an investor, which goes just as well as you would think. These Talkie Boiyz are searching the void for acknowledgement so if you would like to help these sad, sad boys out, you can find them here: Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/ Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

We set a new standard in highbrow culture and intellectual thinking in this episode as Dan adds the element of cosplay to his dick pics, Mat discusses Sir Mix-A-Lot's picks for top 3 best butts of all time and Wes's quarantine turns to Lord of the Flies in record time. We got Kris and Stu in Snack Watch as well and lord knows we need snacks more than ever in 2020... GOD ALMOND TASTE TEST: https://bit.ly/papgodalmond BEST FART EVER?: https://bit.ly/papbestfartever OUR FACEBOOK: https://bit.ly/papfacebook OUR INSTAGRAM: https://bit.ly/papinstagram | 00:30 INTRO | 01:23 Mat's Fast & Furious Marathon | 02:45 Power Rangers Show Name Generator | 04:32 OPENING REMARKS | 04:49 Mat's germaphobe vindication | 05:58 Google Voice profanity | 07:25 2020 is a shitshow | 08:14 Netflix's Tiger King | 10:42 TikTok | 11:54 Homeschooling | 14:00 Last Man On Earth scenario | 16:05 Mat's God Almond | 18:20 Sir Mix-A-Lot's Top 3 Arses | 25:30 First National Spank Bank | 27:14 THE F-FILES | 27:36 Mayor leaves mic on in the toilet | 30:20 Chris Pratt blooper | 31:45 Talk show host Wendy Williams | 35:37 Best fart ever? Ron "The God" Irvin | 39:45 Awkward lion documentary ending | 42:03 Bluey Theme Remix | 43:35 SPORTS REPORT | 44:22 Dan's dick pics | 45:08 Wes's extreme isolation | 46:46 Listeners suggest topics | 47:47 When weed becomes legal | 49:17 2 Chainz | 51:47 Fantasy Celebrity Wife Swap combos | 01:00:50 GAMER TAG MADNESS | 01:11:20 SNACK WATCH | 01:12:00 Mr Hamphreys Microwave Pork Crackle | 01:18:28 Nobby's Bacon Bites | 01:22:18 Pizzagate | 01:30:28 OUTRO

The beloved writer and host of the Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to stuff the One Show's Christmas stocking full of the coal of serious criticism and a tangerine of intense loathing. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is Mini Mile, a weekly compendium of UK true-crime facts and trivia designed to accompany Murder Mile True-Crime Podcast and to entertain and inform you whilst your host (Michael) is writing and researching the next multi-part series of Murder Mile.In Mini Mile #9 we’ll ask which serial killers and murderers were disabled, what’s the best way to clean-up after a murder, how much do things cost in prison, we read a rather mundane letter from a serial killer and we meet a London weirdo with a very novel way of extinguishing fires.Murder Mile is researched, written and performed by Michael J Buchanan-Dunne of Murder Mile Walks with music written and performed by Erik Stein and Jon Boux of Cult With No Name with additional music by Damiano Baldoni, Lee Rosevere, Chris Zabriski, Doctor Turtle, Kevin MacLeod and Thanasis, as used under the Creative Commons License 4.0 (Attribution) via Free Music Archive. FOLLOW US HERE:FacebookTwitterInstagramMurder Mile Discussion GroupIf you’d like to sign-up for exclusive Murder Mile content, check out our Patreon Page by CLICKING HERE.And for OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE, please visit the Murder Mile Shop. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to episode 107 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode we catch up on all the madness that Kingston had to offer recently such as the World War Two Bomb which was discovered and subsequently blown up as well as mad flooding along with Surbiton popping up from insane train queues due to strikes. We also catch up as we've both been on holiday since recording the last episode which fuels this weeks edition of Geezedropping.  We talk about the 'Andy and the talking hedgehog' movie starring Dean Cain and Tara Reid. THEN WE HAD A TECHNOLOGICAL GLITCH! We sadly lost the end of the episode due to corrupted audio blah blah blah... So we could had just put out the uncompleted episode, or no episode at all.... instead, Greg got his wife Lizzie to sit down with the Zoom mic and finish the episode talking the decline of Hedgehogs in the UK and 300 year old ghost dick.  Yep, it's that kind of episode.  It's a lot fun. 

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This week we investigate UFC craziness, talk about closed doors, colourful shoes and Phil Mickleson's massive arse. Or Phil Mickleson being a massive arse. Or both. Plus we steal some classic Channel 4 intellectual property.Tweet us where sledging comes from @backseatsmen. Or just tweet us sledging.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/backseatcoaches)

Pigeon Detectives front man Matt Bowman and Britains Got Talent finalist Micky P Kerr arrive on Proper Sport with a brand new podcast all about Football Chants! Have one you want the lads to hear? Send them through to info@propersport.uk

We're back! The flagship show returns with a new format, but the same absolute madness as we delve into the weird news of the week and play some silly games! This week, Pete D. Gaskell is joined by perennial favourite guests Adi Anhang, Dave Bond & Amy Walker, and together, they:- Learn about ET & moustachioed toads amongst others in Fact of the Day;- Recoil in horror from stories involving exploding sex arses and the annual Pool Balls Up The Bum contest in Wankety Wank;- Discover the amazing true stories of the week, such as the lifestory of the inventor of Neuticles and Pete finds out that portability isn't what he thinks it is in The World of Weird;- And there's a refreshing new twist to the classic game that is Talk The Talk!" />

E3 was a couple of weeks ago at this point, but that won’t stop the PC Gamer UK team from gathering to discuss everything at the show – from the futuristic cityscape of Cyberpunk 2077 to the cold, hard buttocks of Assassin’s Creed Odyssey. Plus, now Phil can talk about Yakuza 0 in a way that’s relevant to a PC gaming podcast. Discussed: The Electronic Entertainment Expo, Two Thousand and Eighteen Starring: Samuel Roberts (https://twitter.com/samuelwroberts) , Phil Savage (https://twitter.com/octaeder) , Tom Senior (https://twitter.com/PCGLudo) The PC Gamer UK Podcast is a weekly podcast about PC gaming. Thoughts? Feedback? Requests? Tweet us @PCGamerPod (http://twitter.com/PCGamerPod) , or email letters@pcgamer.com. This week’s music is from Assassin’s Creed Origins. http://dl.pcgamer.com/podcasts/PCGUKpodcast/pcgukpodcast_066.mp3

Even if there were a nuclear war, one thing you could be sure about is this: an episode of RnR English on a Monday  Why? Because we are consistently consistent! We speak about how to be consistent but also Dan's GRAVESTONE, his morning habits, biting ARSES and much more! Listen to the show and just keep on ROCKin' baby - BOOM! 

Today is a SPECIAL day. And not just because you can listen to Dan the Man do the intro and outro (speaking like a ROBOT) but for LOTS of other reasons too! There is talk of DOOR holding,  BLOOD boiling, duck's ARSES and much much more! Just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 

This week we revisit an unusual clan that we wouldn't want as our neighbours. It's...The Addams Family. If you want to contact the show, or simply have a chinwag with the chaps, then please pop by our Facebook page -  https://www.facebook.com/isawthatyearsago or follow us on Twitter: @istyashow Join in the conversation on our Reddit page https://www.reddit.com/r/isawthatyearsago/ You can even contact us on good old email by sending your missives to - show@isawthatyearsago.com Also, check out our new YouTube channel and let us know what you think. Just search for I Saw That Years Ago. 

This week, we describe social media in terms of a Hell painting, and give our thoughts on Splatoon 2 and Pyre. Meanwhile, Gav's played more Destiny, and Pokemon Go had an event that... well... didn't quite go.

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