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Official Show of Comedian Justin Foster and Life Coach Kristie Royster. Hilarious stories, interviews, and relationship advice.

Justin Foster


    • Sep 30, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 48m AVG DURATION
    • 100 EPISODES


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    Episode 233 "Business As Usual"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 48:59


    Drunk pilots, cockfishing, and an apartment fire started by a woman burning ex-boyfriends love letters. Plus, Justin sees a fist fight at a comedy show and "Gucci" the dog. Subscribe in iTunes! Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 232 "That Seems Like A lot" pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019 33:47


    When does the "honey moon" phase in a relationship end? Ways to spice up your love life and Kristie answers a question from a client who is hesitant about going into therapy. Subscribe in iTunes! Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 231 "That Seems Like A lot" pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2019 34:03


    Justin sees a woman getting high in traffic. Plus, a man born with 2 penises and a couple falls off a balcony while making love. Subscribe in iTunes! Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 230 "Let's Be Manic Together!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2019 53:30


    Justin visits New York, crappy 80's toys, flight attendants that try to be funny, and couples with different spiritual backgrounds. Subscribe in iTunes! Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 229 "Just Be Normal!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 50:28


    Justin learns about AMR. Plus, disgraced TSA agents, why you should think before acting, and partying with Alien Ant Farm. Also, What to do when the person you have a crush on doesn't text you back. Subscribe in iTunes! Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 228 "To Each Their Own"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 48:24


    Bats on a plane, marriage proposal fails, and stepping out of your comfort zone. Also, Kristie gives advice on how to find your soulmate. Subscribe in iTunes! Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 227 "I Love You, Man"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 63:30


    A listener's ghost sighting, breast feeding in public, and polyamorous couples. Subscribe in iTunes! Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 226 "I Deserve To Be Here"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 41:05


    Aliens! Ghosts! Las Vegas! Subscribe in iTunes! Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 225 "What Does It All Mean?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2019 43:55


    Kristie tries to talk Justin into playing Dungeons and Dragons. Plus, a woman wakes up on an empty plane, task rabbit, and EARTHQUAKES!! Subscribe in iTunes! Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 224 "It's Also Worse"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2019 42:42


    Comedian Justin Foster and Life Coach Kristie Marie talk to about manifesting your dreams, twins that want to get pregnant at the same time, and being too tired too cheat. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 223 "Is It Christmas?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2018 42:11


    SURPRISE! Foster the Podcast holiday reunion episode! Merry Christmas! Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 222 "May I Have Your Attention Please?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2017 60:48


    Comedian Justin Foster and Life Coach Kristie Marie talk to Comedian Mary Patterson Broome about our cringe-worthy job histories. Plus, dating advice for woman from the 1930's, and training your brain to be more positive. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 221 "It's Gonna Be Fine"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2017 57:11


    Comedian Justin Foster and Life Coach Kristie Marie talk to hilarious comedian Drew Lynch (America's Got Talent), about his and Justin's recent tour around the country. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 220 "I'm A Big Boy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2017 53:27


    Comedian Justin Foster and Life Coach Kristie Marie talk about how Justin got the cops called on his entire apartment complex. Plus, Tinder for Moms, the importance of being present in the moment, and what it means when your ex dates someone who looks just like you. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 219 "Hey Jealousy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2017 46:28


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie talk about jealousy and how to handle it. Plus, Justin gets selected for jury duty and has to go to trial. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 218 "That Makes Sense"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2017 57:17


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie call Justin's mom to talk about baby boners. Plus, rescuing kittens, people who try too hard to be liked, and Justin hits a parked car. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 217 "Are We Good?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 47:13


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie talk about Justin accidentally going into a medical marijuana shop to get his dog certified as an emotional support animal. Plus, fat probation, Kristie travels with her twins, and Justin stays on a college campus. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 216 "You're An Adult Now"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2017 34:03


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie talk about Justin's recent experience getting followed in a neighborhood and rescued by a man on drugs. Plus, "male dog problems", facts about dating, and an amazing email from a listener. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 215 "I Want None Of This"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2017 38:57


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie discuss the things that happen to your body when you stop having sex, being a good wingman, and how to deal with shame. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 214 "Be Better At Life"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2017 54:07


    Host Justin Foster talks to Christian Pieper about going to a Mormon college, strange liquor laws in Utah, and how he left the Mormon church and pursued a career as a comedian. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 213 "You're Gonna Get A Boner!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2017 57:24


    Host Justin Foster talks to Mischa McCortney about being a highly sensitive person, her awkward couples massage, and the time someone died on her street. Plus, Justin goes to a vegan festival. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 212 "Trust Your Gut"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2017 47:24


    Host Justin Foster talks to Frank Cronin about his journey in the Irish Army, to opening a hair salon in Mexico, to becoming a comedian in Los Angeles. Plus, Justin gets hypnotized for his fear of flying, and how to use meditation to quiet your thoughts. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 211 "What Happened To You?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2017 36:36


    Kristie's babies are home! Kristie talks the ups and downs of being a full time mom. Plus, a growing concern for Justin's new found domesticated life which includes adopting a dog. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 210 "I've Seen Worse"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2017 36:09


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie interview soldier-turned-comedian Jose Barrientos, who talks about pranking an entire college and ending up on Dateline NBC. Plus, Jose's day job of spying on pimps, hacking into his drug dealing neighbor's computer, and faking a high school diploma. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 209 "Hope You Have A Great Day"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2017 45:59


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie talk about couples who try to appear happier online than they are in real life. Plus, virtual reality smell porn, a gym for nerds, Justin eats at a one-star restaurant, and our sound guy Ivan goes to Vegas with a gambling problem. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 208 "Be Less Comfortable"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2017 44:59


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie talk about how to get over the fear of confrontation, gym shower etiquette, and Kristie's fun with breastfeeding. Plus Justin has a confession to make. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 207 "Life Is Pretty Good"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2017 47:11


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie interview Nate Weatherup, who talks about going from being a teacher to a stand up comedian, performing in front of one of his students' parents, touring with Dave Coulier from Full House, and going to a strip club in North Dakota. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 206 "Just Figure It Out"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2017 50:11


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie talk about watching Kristie's babies cry tears for the first time, how to deal with cell phone addiction, and why bald men are considered more sexy according to science. Plus, a woman who makes perfume from the smell of her "lady parts." Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 205 "I Think They Were Laughing"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2017 44:45


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie interview D.J. Demers who talks about moving from Canada to Hollywood, performing on Conan, and the time he had to do a show without his hearing aids. Plus, the craziest "open relationship" story we've ever heard. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 204 "What's The Fun In That?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2017 41:13


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie talk about Kristie's recent CPR class, straight men who watch gay porn, and the worst movies of last year. Plus, what to do when your partner wants to do things in bed that you don't. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 203 "Average As Hell"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2017 50:17


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie interview Bruce Gray who talks about being the son of a bull rider, signing autographs as a bat boy in Bakersfield, and the time a woman tried to kill herself during one of his shows. Plus, should teachers carry guns in schools? Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 202 "Greatest In The World"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2017 43:50


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie talk about the the downside of sheltering your kids, clown groupies, and why we forget people's names. Plus Kristie has a weird breastfeeding experience and how to approach women when you're shy. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 201 "Cheese and Cigarettes"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2017 46:54


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie recap this week's episode of the Bachelor. Plus getting hypnotized to quit smoking, Kristie has a baby shower, depressed airline pilots, and how to forgive people from your past. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 200 "We Did It!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2017 42:28


    Our 200th episode!! Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie interview Dan Bakkedahl (Life in Pieces, Veep), who talks about meeting Carrie Fisher while filming "Legit", his last minute decision to film a scene in the nude, and the time a casting director fell asleep during his audition. Plus Justin goes to Walter White's house, and some of your favorite moments from the past 200 weeks. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 199 "A Beautiful Journey"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2017 43:40


    End of the year wrap up episode! Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie talk about our highlights of 2016 and set our resolutions for the new year. Plus, McDonald's serves kale, Justin tries to sell his clothes, and technological advances made because of porn. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 198 "Don't Worry About It"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2016 45:50


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Kristie Marie interview Rojo Perez, who talks about how his Dad changed his name at the last minute, drinking at a bar during a bomb threat, and how he was mistaken for three different races in Vermont. Plus, the rise of sex robots. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 197 "It's Been A Journey"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2016 40:07


    It's a Christmas miracle! Kristie is back!! Co-host Kristie Marie returns to tell us exactly where she's been the last two months. Hospital bed rest, her emergency C-section, and her insane journey of becoming a mother of two. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 196 "The Magic is Gone"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2016 50:34


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Ken Garr interview Julian Fernandez (USA Network), who talks about quitting his job at Disneyland to work at a strip club, the dangers of sleeping with a friend, and the time he was tricked into losing his virginity. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 195 "Cold and Afraid"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2016 55:30


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Ken Garr interview Bridget Phetasy (Playboy), who talks about trying to be celibate, her former sexting addiction, and bombing at an anime convention. Plus, is posting sexy selfies in a relationship cheating? Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 194 "Why Not Me?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2016 53:40


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Ken Garr interview comedian Carmen Morales who talks about living in her car to do comedy. Plus, Ken has a terrible Uber passenger, Justin gets a free hotel, and why it's hard dating a friends ex. Subscribe in iTunes! www.fosterthepodcast.com Justin Foster www.justincomic.com @justincomic

    Episode 193 "You're Doing Great!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2016 51:37


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Ken Garr interview comedian Stuart Thompson, who talks about working at the Comedy Store and performing in front of his grandparents. Plus, Justin officiates another wedding, Ken stumbles upon a private Hollywood sex party, and the reasons you can't get too personal on Facebook. Subscribe in iTunes!

    Episode 192 "Can We Do That Again?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2016 47:34


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Ken Garr interview comedian Allison Weber, who talks about working at a marijuana dispensary and the time she made her now husband redo his proposal. Also, why women secretly hate spontaneity. Subscribe in iTunes!

    Episode 191 "No Comics"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2016 50:06


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Ken Garr interview comedian Becky Robinson, who talks about being on MTV'S "Wild N' Out", going to a Nelly concert dressed as Hillary Clinton, and late night Tinder. Subscribe in iTunes!

    Episode 190 "I've Seen Better"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2016 45:56


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Michael Malone interview comedian Samantha Hale, who talks about being the granddaughter of The Skipper from Gilligan's Island, performing comedy for drag queens, and the time she was asked to be in a threesome in Kentucky. Also, why failing is important. Subscribe in iTunes!

    Episode 189 "So Much Potential"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2016 49:20


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Michael Malone interview comedian Jay Hollingsworth who just spent a month on the road. Plus: Justin runs a 5k, the Berenstain Bears conspiracy theory, and the saddest wedding photo shoot ever. Subscribe in iTunes!

    Episode 188 "Happiest Time of Your Life"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2016 52:17


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Michael Malone interview comedian Mark Agee who talks about almost getting into a knife fight in New York. Plus: this years offensive Halloween costumes, Justin goes apple picking, and a news story about a boss who kisses his employees every morning. Subscribe in iTunes!

    Episode 187 "Give 'Em Hell"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2016 39:13


    Host Justin Foster and co-host Michael Malone talk about the creepy clown epidemic, our biggest fears, when comedians attack hecklers, and the time Michael's airplane caught on fire. Subscribe on iTunes.

    Episode 186 "It Gets Better"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2016 46:57


    Host Justin Foster and special guest host Michael Malone interview comedian Kane Holloway who talks about moving from Seattle to LA, having his jaw wired shut, and getting stuck in an elevator. Subscribe in iTunes

    Episode 185 "The Thing That Almost Killed Me"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2016 44:50


    Vinny Fasline joins to talk about surviving a brain tumor, his upcoming tour with Dane Cook, and making out with the double-mint twins. Plus why you shouldn't live your life in fear. Subscribe in iTunes.

    Episode 184 "It's the Least You Could Do"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2016 57:07


    Our 3rd annual live episode! Justin and Kristie are joined by Jim Short, Shawn Halpin, Beau Bowker, and Keith Foster (Justin's Dad)! Kristie announces the sex of her twins and Justin's Dad pisses off David Copperfield. Plus: getting older, seeing a SWAT team in a public library, failed marriage proposals, and stories about Justin as a teenager. Subscribe in iTunes!

    Episode 183 "I Get Real Uncomfortable"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2016 50:51


    Erin McShane joins us to talk about her days as a sex phone operator and the "interesting" calls she would get. Also, how her romantic getaway with a magician ended with her all alone in Las Vegas. Subscribe in iTunes.

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