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A comedy podcast about the greatest stories of our age, Hallmark and made for TV movies.

Hallmark of Greatness


    • Jan 19, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
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    • 112 EPISODES


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    Last Orders: School Dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2023 82:41


    Its a brand new year and we are back with the same old nonsense. This week we take you though Pete Davidsons first ever movie, the 2014 classic School Dance with that little lad out of Role Models as well.You will hear all about rapping grannies, powerful grape juice, naked cowboys and the fact that Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite is in this for some reason. It real bad!Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Meet Cute

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2023 55:57


    We are back with a bang after the festive break with an in depth review of the 2022 classic Meet Cute starring Kaley Cuoco and Peter Davidson (not that one) in a story of time travel, love and Indian food.Listen to fin out about what childhood tastes like, fun old man music jokes and the ethical dilemma of doing a sex with yourself in the past.Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    The Big Daft Hallmark of Greatness Quiz of the Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 51:29


    The festive season is truly upon on and in a kind of multiverse way that the kids like nowadays we have allowed the HoG regular hosts to meet with the grotty below stairs Last Orders boyz for a battle of wits, cunning and memory. It goes about as well as you'd expect. But its a good bit of fun and if you have listened to all the episodes you should be able to beat us. Its not that difficult because we are rubbish as it turns out.HAPPY CHRISTMAS! As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/As we also mentioned in this episode if you feel like you need someone to speak to over Christmas here are some numbers for UK Helplines. There is no shame in it, we all need help from time to time yeah?Samaritans Open 24 hours a day, 365 days a yearCall: 116 123PapyrusHopeline UK for children and young people under the age of 35 who are experiencing thoughts of suicide and anyone concerned that a young person could be thinking about suicide.Call: 0800 068 4141Calm Open 5pm – Midnight every dayCall: 0800 58 58 58Shout Crisis Text ServiceA free confidential number you can text any time – day or night. Text SHOUT to 85258 to get text supportSwitchboard – LGBT+ HelplineCall: 0300 330 0630Open 10:00 – 22:00 every dayVisit: switchboard.lgbt

    Last Orders: The Aftermath

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2022 84:47


    The Last Orders boys have grown weary of Christmas joy and have decided to revert to what we know best, Steve Barkett films. More specifically the 1982 classic "The Aftermath"The heroic tale of one astronauts quest to defeat mutants and bad boys with only Dave Matthews and a child John Denver for help. Yeah, that is what happens.You'll hear all about the best way to run away from things (in a circle), the sad death of Coconut Joe and his family, hot Penal Code Action, big hand disease and incorrect frying pan use for beginners! As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/As we also mentioned in this episode if you feel like you need someone to speak to over Christmas here are some numbers for UK Helplines. There is no shame in it, we all need help from time to time yeah?Samaritans Open 24 hours a day, 365 days a yearCall: 116 123PapyrusHopeline UK for children and young people under the age of 35 who are experiencing thoughts of suicide and anyone concerned that a young person could be thinking about suicide.Call: 0800 068 4141Calm Open 5pm – Midnight every dayCall: 0800 58 58 58Shout Crisis Text ServiceA free confidential number you can text any time – day or night. Text SHOUT to 85258 to get text supportSwitchboard – LGBT+ HelplineCall: 0300 330 0630Open 10:00 – 22:00 every dayVisit: switchboard.lgbt

    Christmas with You

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 55:53


    The special day grows closer and to prepare for the return of our lord Santa we humbly present 2022's Christmas with You starring Aimee Garcia and your boy Freddie Prinze Jr in a suprisingly fun Netflix romp.You'll hear about our lettuce themed restaurant, which google appliance is trying to murder us, the joys of yellow soup and how stinky do trousers have to get before its a problem. As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/As we also mentioned in this episode if you feel like you need someone to speak to over Christmas here are some numbers for UK Helplines. There is no shame in it, we all need help from time to time yeah?Samaritans Open 24 hours a day, 365 days a yearCall: 116 123PapyrusHopeline UK for children and young people under the age of 35 who are experiencing thoughts of suicide and anyone concerned that a young person could be thinking about suicide.Call: 0800 068 4141Calm Open 5pm – Midnight every dayCall: 0800 58 58 58Shout Crisis Text ServiceA free confidential number you can text any time – day or night. Text SHOUT to 85258 to get text supportSwitchboard – LGBT+ HelplineCall: 0300 330 0630Open 10:00 – 22:00 every dayVisit: switchboard.lgbt

    Secret Past

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 79:20


    Something different this week as we take you the the 2014 classic "Secret Past" aka A Christmas mystery starring Esme Bianco and Ryan Bittle as a journalist and a man who must work together to find out who has been sending cards to a dead mum. Its as dumb as that. Also John Ratzenberger is sort of in it.You'll find out about early digital cameras, how not to make coffee, the dark world of Bennys Basement.com and how Sherlock could spot a pervert at 20 paces.As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/

    Merry Kissmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 60:38


    We are ploughing through Christmas season now and this weeks episode, the stone cold 2015 classic "Merry Kissmas" only makes it better.Starring Karissa Lee Staples and Brant Daugherty as a woman and a man who fall in love due to the mystical powers of an elevator. You will learn all about nutcrackers, our own preferred recipes for dog biscuits, why Raymond Romanos mother is on the register and what ballet actually is!As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/

    Last Orders: Q: The Winged Serpent

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 79:38


    Wow. This is a doozy.Come with us as we discover what makes the best omelette, how to be a successful RoofCop and less David Caradine wanking jokes then you'd expect.

    Christmas Collision

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 82:23


    Not even sickness could keep us from you, we are here to talk all about the 2021 classic Christmas Collision starring Sebrina Scott and John Wells as two people who are almost certainly in this movie. A story of dead mothers, Australian dads and one towns love for cookies at all costs.You will learn about long hidden family recipes, creepy jogging boys and more puns about hot pies then you will ever need to hear!As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better.https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/

    Last Orders; Monster mash:The movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2022 84:28 Transcription Available


    What in the hell is this! a film based around that guy what done the song ages ago. its as shite as you had hoped and as entertaining as watching 8 hens fight. Happy Halloween

    Christmas Under Wraps

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 55:19


    Its that time of year again where everyone else is doing super spoopy stuff but we have bucked the trend and decided to start Christmas Early. Thats right pilgrim, for the next few months its going to be nothing but red and green sweaters, hot chocolate and gingerbread houses! Leading us into this season of goodwill is 2014's Christmas Under Wraps starring that lass out of Full House and the guy who ran the arcade in Waynes World.  You will learn all about placenta eating, Alaskan murder dates, the importance of a spotless spatula and can someone tell us what 0% Milk is? As always at this time of year we like to look out for others less fortunate then ourselves and as always our designated charity is Manchesters Wood Street Mission. We know times are hard for everyone but anything you can spare will make some kids Christmas just a little better. https://www.woodstreetmission.org.uk/

    Last Orders: Endgame

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 74:05 Transcription Available


    This week we take you throguh the delightful romp that is the classic 1983 movie Endgame starring Non-Union Chris Rea, Non-Union Christopher Lambert and a man made up of the DNA of all 3 Stooges. You will learn all about the rules of Endgame, a game of count the dirtbike, the rise of facist Mr Feeny and why you should never allow yourself to be sealed in a big block of concrete.  Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Cooking up Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 66:24


    It's our 100th episode so what better way to celebrate it then with a film about BBQ sauce, food trucks and 1 park bench. We are of course talking about the 2021 smash hit Cooking up Love (or The Sauce of Love as you might know it) starring Rachel Bles and Stephen Huszar (HUZZAH) as some sort of food truck rival contest judge thing.  You will learn all about the best team chants, the mystery of the little fat boy, our new favourite reviewer Brenda and just a lot of giggling at the end. Not that thats a bad thing. Heres to the next 100! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Orders: Terror on Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 56:16 Transcription Available


    Roll up Roll up and come and see The Clowns! No, not the ones that startled you at a circus as a child giving you lifelong coulrophobia but the less then famous band and stars of the 1980 classic "Terror on Tour" which is a complete lie as they're not on tour anyway. You'll find out all about the Secret Room of Blood, whatever happened to The Names (not them ones), the best way to order a pizza and will we ever find out any of the characters names? Probably not This film was suggested to us by the always fragrant Mr Pat Veil (@PatVeil on twitter).  He's a very cool music man https://patveil.bandcamp.com/ so go and give that a listen yeah? Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    I Married Who?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 45:10 Transcription Available


    Welcome to the simple tale of a woman, a boring woman about to be married who goes for a wild night in Vegas and ends up marrying a sort of famous man. It is of course the 2012 classic "I Married Who?" starring Kellie Martin and Ethan Erickson.  You will learn all about how marriage anulment doesnt work, why you cant get married drunk in vegas, things to watch out for in men and the introduction of new character Jimmy Potatoes. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Orders: Roadie

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 73:30 Transcription Available


    Climb aboard the Rock 'n' Roll Express this week stopping at Meatloaf Junction, Kaki Parkway and Country and Western Boulevard where this service terminates. We are talking of course about the 1980s classic "Roadie" about a man who becomes a roadie, meets Roy Orbison and gives a child to Alice Cooper. Its really weird is what we are saying. You will learn about Meatloaf and his tiny feet, robotic wheelchairs, 24 Kama Sutra action and why this isn't The Blues Brothers Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Sweet Autumn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 57:06 Transcription Available


    Summer is now supposedly over and so we want to get right into the autumn/fall feels with this slice of leafy pie. That is 2020's Sweet Autumn starring Nikki "Peaches" Deloach and Andrew Walker in a simple tale of death, candy and pumpkins. You will learn all about how much maple syrup is worth, the best way to lurk at a campsite, the joys of capitalism and why you shouldnt let chocolate tell you how to live your life.  Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Orders: Nightmare Circus

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 61:51 Transcription Available


    Before we start can I just say sorry, this is a bad film with bad things.  This week we take you through the 1973/4 movie "Nightmare Circus" or Terror Circus or Caged Women 2 or like a billion other names it went under. Its stinky. Really really stinky. But we watch these things so you dont have to.  You will hear all about the Nolan Sisters, what actually constitutes a circus, the best breakfast ever and some history of old actors. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Walking the Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 43:06 Transcription Available


    We are back, back again with an in depth look at 2017's "Walking the Dog" a film described by some people as existing. Revel in the in depth plot line about a bike path! Gasp at the mysterious elderly gentleman suitor! Be afraid as 90 minutes passes with NOTHING HAPPENING! You'll also learn about suspicious mother/daughter relationships, how to run a business out of literally anywhere and why bicycles are for grown ups only. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Birthday Holiday

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 4:00 Transcription Available


    No new episode this week as Joe is on holiday as its his birthday, 25 again! But he wanted to leave you a little message of thanks and ask for your help in some issues close to his heart.  If you can donate to any of these charities please do but understand you are under no obligation to by any stretch of the imagination ok. Your continued listenership is enough The UK Sepsis Trust    The Trussell Trust    The Campaign Against Living Miserably  Many thanks and we will see you next week with the usual avalanche of wet nonsense.

    Undercover Bridesmaid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 53:15 Transcription Available


    It's a hot hot day here at Hallmark of Greatness so why not open a cold beverage and listen as we review the 2012 classic Undercover Bridesmaid starring Brooke Burns and Justin Baldoni. Its basically Miss Congeniality but without Michael Caine. You can learn all about karate kicks, exploding cakes, the worst bridal shower in existence and the real life Bang Bang Bart! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Orders: Eliminators

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 67:30 Transcription Available


    Strap on your Mobile Units, check your S.P.O.T. and let us take you through the 1986 classic "Eliminators" as voted for by you, yes you. It stars Tasha Yar off of Star Trek TNG and some other people. Its a tale as old as time, a dead pilot is brought back as so Mandroid to travel through time to steal Roman shields for a bad guy. You know, the usual. You will learn all about the latin for egg, the perils of boat explosions, how fire can shoot bullets at you, powder paints and most importantly NINJA SKILLS. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Unleashing Mr. Darcy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 51:33 Transcription Available


    Prepare dear listener for tale as old as time as we take you through 2015's Unleashing Mr. Darcy starring Cindy Busby and Ryan Paevey in a somewhat bizarre retelling of Jane Austens " Pride and Prejudice" but with more tiny dogs. You will hear all about party etiquette, why nobody knows what lacrosse is, why dog shows are for idiots and why eveyones mother always run a bridal shop in these films. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Orders: Ninja Strike Force

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 63:58 Transcription Available


    This weeks film of choice is the 1988 Godfrey Ho classic "NInja Strike Force" or more accurately "Three Very Different Films Cut Together: The Movie". For what he have here is a story about a young man trying to make his way in the world against a system that holds him down, a film about a bike factory/race and some ninjas fighting in the park. You will learn all about church roof swords, terrible Australian accents, replaceable female leads, the second sexiest car wash ever and the perils of olde time diseases. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Anything for Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 50:46 Transcription Available


    With all the nonsense of Half-mas out of the way we return once more to the serene waters of regular Hallmark movies starting with 2016's Anything for Love starring Erika Christensen and Paul Greene. You will learn about farty shoulders, wet meat food, the Crimes of Brandon, why women love their top half and why being a male nurse is apparently the worst thing in the world. Seriously they go on like hes Shipman or something. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Order: Dungeons & Dragons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 49:05 Transcription Available


    Joined by the ever lovely Planty we are also joined this week by the indomitable That Fking Guy to review 2000's "masterpiece" Dungeons & Dragons with Jermeys Iron and Little Jimmy Olson. I dont really know what to say about this, plagued by technical issues and the fact the film is borderline unwatchable this is not the best epsidoe ever despite having one of the best line ups. So I understand if you want to skip it.  But you should check out Deans stuff @thatfkingguy or the website Totalcultzone.com Hes a really good guy

    A Dickens of a Holiday!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 18:29 Transcription Available


    Rounding out Half-mas is the publicly voted for 2021's A Dickens of a Holiday! Yes, with an exclamation point, like that town Westward Ho! Stupid. You will learn all about sexy phone voices, terrible action sequences, nostalgia pies and how to be the best Scrooge you can be. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Snowmance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 38:46 Transcription Available


    Half-mas is in full effect as we present 2017's Snowmance for your approval. Reccomended to us by Abbie Stabby (check out her art and twitch and all that) we offer you a humble story of a mad lass who wants to do deep kissing on a snowman. Be prepared for fish jokes, sad snow angels, lady Dwight Schrute, snow nipples, sweeping zombies and Dean Popadopolis Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com Abby Stabby Links https://www.instagram.com/abbiestabby https://www.twitch.tv/abbiestabbyart

    Last Orders: Empire of the Dark

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 93:59 Transcription Available


    In a change from the usual Half-mas nonsense we offer you 2019's Empire of the Dark that is part Neil Breen, part Fatal Deviation and all Zap Rowsdower! You will learn about lanky Jawas, the importance of necks, sweaty King Arthur, explosive bread rolls, the correct way to bless things and a car that fires bridges at you! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    A Very Nutty Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 23:25 Transcription Available


    Its Half-mas so you get a half episode! 2018's A Very Nutty Christmas starring Melissa Joan Hart, Barry Watson and not Kathy Najimy. You can hear all about biscuits named after family, why climbing a christmas tree is sometimes the answer and what Katies superhero power and name would be.  Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Meet the Santas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 51:44 Transcription Available


    Its Half-Christmas so we're leading you by the hand through the 2005 "classic" Meet the Santas with Steven Guttenberg out of Police Acadamy and Armin Shimerman what was in Star Trek DS9. You will hear a lot of bad santa laughs, resuable hairstyles, the rules of teleportation and why santa can't marry his mum apparantly. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Orders: Dinosaur Island

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 70:36 Transcription Available


    This week we let you vote for what we would watch and you picked 1995's Dinosaur Island and we couldnt hate you more for picking it.  You'll find out all about low quality puppets, The Sacred Rite of Oom-Pah-Pah, the correct amount of bosoms a lady should have (apparently) and why this island only has one horse but an infinite supply of young women. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat or follow Mark @100thingspodInstagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Campfire Kiss

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 61:19 Transcription Available


    We're here to take you on a country hike to the 2017 classic Campfire Kiss starring Danica McKellar and Paul Greene. With Dana as a sort of uptight maths teacher and Steve as a jerky boss of the jerk store will they find love while up a mountain or something. I dunno. They don't eat each other like in Alive anyway.You'll learn how to tell the difference between a horse and water feature, why just eating pork is bad for your tummy, the dangers of slight inclines and why kids love to watch grown ups do a deep kiss on each other. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Orders: Alienator

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 61:06 Transcription Available


    Strap on your space suits as we lead you down the forest path that is 1990's Alienator starring Jan-Michael Vincent and the fabulous Teagan Clive. Joined by Planty once again, You will learn all about American Last of the Summer Wine remakes, DCI Burnside off of The Bill, ornamental land mines, the power of nets and Mr Kiplings exceedingly good bras.Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat or follow Mark @100thingspodInstagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Love's Second Chance

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 43:59 Transcription Available


    All new line-up, same old nonsense. This week its 2020's Love's Second Chance starring Gabrielle Christian and Cody Ray Thompson. What should have been a sure fire hit in terms of Hallmark movies what we actually got was a film so slow, glaciers get angry and tell it to speed up.You'll learn all about Little Charlie Chino, the perils of tandem bikes and the introduction of THE WANG CLANG!As mentioned in the episode, we are currently raising money for a friend of Joes who has brain cancer. If you can donate, please consider it https://www.gofundme.com/f/simon-w-barlow-smyth

    Last Orders: Interzone

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 58:44 Transcription Available


    This week James and Joe are joined by Mark from 100 Things we learned from Film to take you through the 1987 Italian classic Interzone starring ladies favourite Bruce Abbott, Beatrice Ring and Joes current obsession Teagan Clive.You will learn all about Electric Priests, Rhythmic Steven & his Gyrating Fiddle Band, the sexiest foods to eat (for sex) and what happened to Rene off of 'Allo 'Allo after the money dried up.Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat or follow Mark @100thingspodInstagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Bridal Wave

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 40:37 Transcription Available


    This week, Joe and new permanent main show resident Berni are joined by Katie fresh off her debut in The Demolitionist as we tackle 2015's Bridal Wave starring Arielle Kebbel and Andrew W. Walker as a mismatched bride and a feckless architect. You will learn all about Murder Grottos, old lady Helmet Hair and we still don't fully know what PuPu is. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Orders: The Demolitionist

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 84:08 Transcription Available


    We're joined by a special friend of the podcast this week as we go through 1995's The Demolitionist starring Nicole Eggert as a reanimated cop who has to avenge their death. Sound familiar? Yeah we get that too.You will however learn about the worlds most expensive posing pouch, how to wield a BattlePole, why you should be wary of night time window cleaners and play "who wants to kiss these cold dead lips?"Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Last Orders: Deadly Cyber Bully

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 70:28 Transcription Available


    This time we take your through 2020's classic Deadly Cyber Bully (or Murder in the Vineyard).Neither of which happen in the film. There is however an incompetent cop, incredibly old teenagers and very young mothers. Add to that mix, Non Union AC Slater, Jean-Ralphio and Andrew Lincoln and you have a recipe for a mess. You can learn all about a boy dressed as grapes, Joes cat adventure and how big a hectre is.And our new favourite guest reviewer, all hail The Christmas Bumburger

    Win, Lose or Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 38:35 Transcription Available


    This week we take you 2015's Win, Lose or Love. It is not affiliated with the daytime gameshow in any way, sadly.You'll learn about the British version of the gameshow, a lot of talk about Heroes and what actually constitutes a victory (hint its not this film)

    Last Orders: Chupacabra vs. the Alamo

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 68:26 Transcription Available


    After an avian related mishap, we are back this week with the 2013 creature feature Chupacabra vs. the Alamo starring that bloke off of CHiPs.You'll learn all about WIlly Blood, James sings you another song, Barny has an emotional breakdown and we find our new favourite character in Little Johnny Punting.Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

    Love on the Sidelines

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 43:42 Transcription Available


    In honour of the Super Bowl, we take a peek at 2016's Love on the Sidelines starring Emily Kinney and John Reardon.You'll hear all about knock off goods, how cheques work, the secret history of Budge and a fun game of "Is this a real person"Our Podcast of Greatness is the delightful and fragrant That FKing Show, get it listened to @ http://totalcultzone.com/

    Last Orders: OCTOPUS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 99:32 Transcription Available


    We are joined by this week by Mark off of 100 Things We Learned From Film and like a million other podcasts. We take you through the 2000 film OCTOPUS or octopus. You'll learn how little we know about submarines, which is an octopuses sexiest leg and why Mark is a menace.Give them a little follow on @100thingspod and @EverySimpsonPod

    Destination Wedding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 49:19 Transcription Available


    This week we take you through 2017's made for TV classic Destination Wedding (not the Keanu Reeves one)You'll discover what makes a Mariachi Streetfighter, why killing old people may be justified, and why this is the actual worst film we have ever done. Including Breaking Legs.

    Last Orders: "2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 89:35 Transcription Available


    We are back with possibly the worst film we have ever done, the Jesus bothering conspiracy theory riddled "2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus"You will hear so much about fish and their locating skills, low energy car chases, learn how to make cereal soup and how many gherkins it takes to make an accurate facsimile of Jesus amongst many other things.Do not watch this film under any circumstance

    All of My Heart

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 40:25 Transcription Available


    We are back! Dive headlong into the Chabertniverse with All of My Heart! See how Lacey Chabert does making croissants, selling them and having a paint fight with Non Union Nathan Fillion. Oh and Ed Asner is there talking about ducks for some reason or other.

    Noelle

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 18:13 Transcription Available


    They said it couldn't be done, nobody in their right mind would do a Hallmark-ish film a day and they would be right. This was a right royal mess from the start, then got a bit better and then plunged into the stinky mud and never fully recovered. Anyway this is that Disney Noelle film, it's alright. Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

    The Princess Switch

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 16:56 Transcription Available


    So close we can taste it! 23 brings us The Princess Switch with DOUBLE HUDGE! which is a good thing. More Hudge for your budge. or something. just make its stop pleaseEvery day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

    Christmas Land

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 14:11 Transcription Available


    Another day, another one of these things. Why are we doing this again?  This one is about a woman who inherits some trees or something. It doesn't matter any more. There is only screamingEvery day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

    Santa with Muscles

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 73:19 Transcription Available


    Another Last Orders bonus, and we are joined by the handsome chaps from Dammit Vince to discuss 1996's Santa with Muscles starring Hulk "The Hulk" Hogan. This is legitimately a glorious mess of a movie and has to be seen to be believed.Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

    A Very Merry Mix-Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 18:10 Transcription Available


    On the home stretch and day 21 gives us A Very Merry Mix-Up, which is like an instructional guide on how to get murdered or join a cult at sort of Christmas.Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails

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