Jerk Mountain

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're tellin’ stories to your kids, having fun with mopeds and scooters, hanging dong in the XFL, playing a game called "sex position or yoga pose?", tearing apart a new KFC sammie, explaining why monicals pizza sucks (spoiler alert- its not the pizza), putting donuts on everything, eating lance snacks and chews, getting anal at work from your hairdresser, the weirdness of double date lookalikes, describing the stereotypical goatee guy, remembering Richard Rick Steiner, creating new greeting cards, catching up on some screen time, making employees sad at the lego store, going to breakfast with a baby, raising kids on ipads, laughing at a happy/sad dad, and discussing the Coronavirus! // Music by P0P ZEUS // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod // listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms // look up KFC alien chicken on google images and contemplate why anyone would eat there //   

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, it's getting salty as a muhfugg in here as we sit down again with our buddy Martin Gorham and talk about mixing dipping sauces with dipping sauces, cigg'rets and creativity, going through some shit, the wet spot, Screen Time with Wesley Snipes and Alton Brown, the most famous person we've ever met, runny eggs, old cars, PET talk, go fund yourself, and, of course, FOOD!  // Music By P0P ZEUS and PIZZABEAR // Listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms, including Apple, Spotify, TuneIn, Stitchr, iHeartRadio, Google, and more! // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod //  

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're getting sprite at ye olde stop ’n Rowe, reaching out to be mutually beneficial, realizing that linkedin is a dating app for businessmen, defining eras by the beverage you get, yet another tale of taco bell messing up an order, working hard enough to win a mustang at a corporate event, meditating alongside breathe with me barbie, taking a baseball bat to violet puppy, balancing the variety of kids toys, poking fun at a wacky yoga master movie and learning about wind relieving poses, applying vaporub on the feet, digging into paul newman’s incredible legacy, bringing back nostalgia with jack's pizza, holding onto an outstanding IOU at splats, visiting old websites and the early internet, and still loving your pets after they destroy your things!  //  Music by P0P ZEUS  //  listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms, including apple, google, spotify, stitchr  //  follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod  //  use offer code SPLATS to get 15% off your next frozen pizza order!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we ditch our vape in a random alley in Chicago, get the kale city blues, try and return a box of extra-baked cheezits because they're all burnt, win a hundred bucks on some scratchoffs, petition to fix potholes with pot, see a bunch of hair loss billboards, go to the apple store and make new friends, drop our phones in milk and in the toilet, reflect on the bad times sleeping at friend's houses as a kid, make our belly buttons sing, move in with the apple store employee after he loses his job, have fun with electric toothbrushes, and munch on the grammy awards! // Music By P0P ZEUS // listen to us on Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, TuneIn, Google, and many more // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod (Bart Simpson does, you should too) //

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're whistling our words, making the best music with our mouths, debating the best Winslow: Michael vs. Carl, being dense, eating dollar tree's finest candies, witnessing a pair of grannies who love a good deal on wafers, identifying scary elderly drivers, pointing out clever Uber drivers, going straightedge for an episode, discussing Florida man antics and gator sausage, learning how slo-mo pit bull videos are scary and that Alexa can fart, looking at a Post Malone and Crocs collab, pointing out how, radio is dying, taking a trip together, telling the "I saw your b-hole!" story, drawing the line at wearing a nightshirt eating plant based tacos and clowning on the so-fritos guy, listing off some of the best tv shows of the 2010’s, visiting Jesus Ramsey in hell, and making artisanal pizza bagels!  /  Music by P0P Zeus  /  listen to us on your favorite streaming service of choice, now including blubrry!  / follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod 

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're putting Ed McMahon on the table to start, giving our thanks to Willard Scott so we're not afraid of clowns, congratulating Barbara Walters for being the first meme of 2020, admitting how painful it is to watch Dick Clarke’s NYC new years feature (and any NYE party for that matter), recapping our Christmas escapades, including Old people doing old people stuff and The problem with white elephant, getting a bout of food poisoning, reviewing the 14 biggest fast food menu flops of the 2010's, Hustlin’ fast food joints when they make mistakes, wondering 'Am I A Girl Now?', starting up a dangle business, Going to Ikea and coming home pissed off, listening to Richard Greco drunk at LAX, and talking about shitters! --------- Music by P0P ZEUS -------- Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, and most other streaming services -------- follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod -------- email us at jerkmountainpod at gmail dot com (they won't let us put email links in anymore, why??)  

You're tuned to WJMP "Your ONLY Choice" 'Cause it's the only station that comes in clear! We've got Mikey the Madman with you on the ones and twos playing all the tracks we've created in the last year of Jerk Mountain Podcast, Rick Coates with his eye on the weather and traffic, and a guest host who sneaks into the studio while Mikey takes a poop. We'll do a special giveaway to one lucky listener for a great big bag of French Fries, pump out all the hot jams, and keep you vibin' through your day with spicy hot radio banter- so keep that dial on WJMP and RIP THE KNOB OFF- 'cause we're the only station that supplies the fries! TRACK LISTING: 01:06-Grocery,    03:51-Can I Get A McChicken,    10:18-I Love Cod, 13:17-Crinkly Boys,    17:34-Who Says (I'm Not Jon Snow),    22:47-Thank You For Calling,    27:15-Evenfart,    28:48-The Snacker,    33:36-Shoes,    35:41-Can We Take A Selfie?,    36:19-I'm A Dude,    40:22-Carbz, 44:10-Chili Dawgz,    47:44-Good Little Car,    51:30-Auto Warranty,    54:06-President Of Pizza                         Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod     listen to us on your favorite streaming service of choice           Happy New Year, Jerks!

Happy New Year, Jerks! We took some time off to drink oat milk, Malort, and hazy IPA's with our friends and family, so enjoy this episode from the archives where we talk about superglue, organic bullshit, eating mattresses, huffing stuff, Jordan's old car, earbuds, and animal bands. We'll come up with aliases and play a hot track from Lil' YungNug, tell stories about catching people in the act, chime in with Indiana Man, and discuss unique smells!               Music by P0P ZEUS          Listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms, email us at  and follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're making a chili cornbread casserole, going to a concert and pissing off multiple fans, running into people you know in public that you’d rather not know, reflecting on how Home Alone is way more brutal than we remember as kids, wondering if we can add anything else to the Christmas cannon- or is Elf the last & most recent thing, celebrating Mariah Carey's #1 appearance on the charts… again… with a Mariah and Marylin Manson mashup, chewing on Jazzy Christmas music and regional snacks, learning how character voices can win your kids over, playing a game we like to call 'Dirty Christmas movie titles', figuring out if Santa and Frosty are homies, discovering that Trump got impeached while we’re taping this episode, avoiding getting a particular Christmas gift for your mom, discussing Taco bell's mini chicken quesadilla: new name, same shit, Going to restaurants where families are mucking up your good time, wrapping presents in unsuspecting packaging, and wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're ramping up to Christmas with a Dangle update, totally killing the surprise for our siblings, rooting around in a sea of shit for a gem, gaining a strong fangirl with a husband who went to Europe, stretching shirts and looking like a tangerine, joining the Cult-o-Chick-Fil-A and driving home with a few gallons of BBQ sauce, Being too happy at Starbucks, figuring out what gifts to get each other this year, having fun with mattresses, finding crumbs in the bedroom, figuring out how to relay hyperspecific Christmas present requests to our families, finding out if rollercoasters are awesome again, lamenting on freaks and creeps at the amusement park, looking into vagina speakers, showcasing a dentist lookin’ sick on their instagram, and reading some headlines!         Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod          email us at           listen to us on your favorite streaming platform of choice!                

On this episode of JERK MOUNTAIN, we’re in full-on Thanksgiving recovery mode, catching up on some cockrings and Mitt Romney shenanigans with the family at dinner, reasons not to use the turkey bag, joining the flannel gang, pointing out how construction guys are always eating stuff, running through the leaner’s checklist, looking at the downsides of Mexican restaurants including heavy spoons of guac, farting around a hot mic and some of your fans, and we dig into yelp reviews!   Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod Email us at jerkmountainpod@gmail.com Listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms! Be different!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, the three of us fell ill from a combination of Thanksgiving overeating and head colds, so enjoy this classic from the archives where we're creating a better version of a classic rock song, scronkin' on the oscars, browsing instagram on a PC, shopping for new shirts while playing with our pool noodles, we ask "what's the verdict?", dad makes OJ via fresh-squeezed oranges, we make fun of famous dudes with giant vape rigs, A cast member of Making a Murderer gives us a list of his favorite bands, buying fifteen dollars worth of candy on Hamazon (not a sponsor), we spotlight an NPR interview on American Consumerism, list things better than hitting an even number at the gas pump, play OSHA Kitchen Challenge on NES, discuss hangover cures, and give floam to cats!             Music By P0P ZEUS / Bruce Cougar Mellenstien                          Listen to us on all your favorite streaming Services, including Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, TuneIn, and right here on our Libsyn Page!                          follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod                          email us at jerkmountainpod@gmail.com    

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re giving nicknames to the ‘ol dirt button, busting nuts over Disney plus, hitting up fast food Mexican joints, saying ‘ope’ after a mistake, receiving odd calls from strange customers, celebrating our seven billionth episode, making giant grocery trips, planning our future surgeries, and playing a rousing round of games including “who said it?”, “real or fake: soundcloud rappers”, and a psychology test. After we take a deep dive into our personalities, we revisit Tamantha, read some listener comments, and then forcibly solicit you to send us a message!    Music by P0P ZEUS and Thank You Scientist Email us at Or we'll email YOU   Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod  

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re getting called out in public for wearing sweet band t-shirts, combining holiday decorations, drinking loosey beers, infusing drinks with other bullshit, fighting our dad for candy, getting likes on instagram, covering the death of deadspin, getting overwhelmed by different streaming services, replacing the wonky garbage disposal, selling a rouge costco warranty, inconveniencing  people over ketchup, we play real or fake sex positions, run through some headlines, and give our listeners a dangle update, complete with a jewelry box!                        Music by P0P ZEUS                      Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod                      Email us at                   Listen to us on all your favorite streaming services!                     

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re pulling party tricks on the acoustic guitar, hanging up hot babe posters in our bedrooms, wondering why Rachel Ray makes SO MUCH FOOD, cooking with Rube Goldberg, chewing on Ron Popiel’s legacy of dehydrating your wallet, complaining about the burdens of cleaning your kitchen equipment, giving a shoutout to our listeners in France, over-pronouncing words, staging a pizza cookoff, reflecting on the cold snap on halloween, coming up with reasons why owners of Land Rovers don’t actually rove any Land, realizing how every bite of halloween candy is negating any and all vigorous working out and exercise regime, America’s top 10 candies, going down the rabbit hole of people play arcade games, we play real or fake: nascar drivers, arguing while stuff burns, and we thank you for taking the path least traveled! // Music by P0P ZEUS and PIZZABEAR // Listen to us on your favorite streaming outlets // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod // email us at  

On this episode of SPOOK MOUNTAIN, we’re casting on all hallows eve and setting our horror movie NBA starting five, planning costume ideas, going out for halloween caroling, remembering fast food bandits of yore, returning stuff guilt-free, baking your own freschetta, setting a framework for simply being honest, choosing our favorite mom, putting the whoppers back, trying hard to pronounce words the way they were meant to be, making a cassette tape wall while they're making a comeback, we’ll play REAL OR FAKE: Paul Rudd movies edition, and munch on Guy Fieri a little bit.                  Thanks to this week's sponsor- The law firm of Abdomen & Torso                                    Music By P0P ZEUS                               Listen to us on your favorite streaming service of choice! Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, and Many More!                          Follow us on IG @Jerkmountainpod                         Email us at jerkmountainpod@gmail.com 

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re drinking lukewarm coffee as its getting colder outside, donating toys, wakin' up at the crack of nine for a hot wahlberg workout, being the MVB of the facility, the consequences of getting too drunk at a restaurant, tales of natural networking with vintage video games, eating oysters, making it to the front page of your hometown newspaper, riffing on current headlines, stories of Indiana man calling 911 again for outlandish reasons, and origin stories of geese hatred!           Music by P0P ZEUS           Listen to us on your favorite streaming platform!           Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod           Contact us at           

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re helping you rid yourself of bad habits by simply cha-hi-haid-ing, riffing off some less-than-noteworthy headlines, imagining a Ken Kratz interview with a fake butt made of blemis, the pros and cons of body augmentation, jamming some Lion Korn, Pat Boone, and other hardons for grandma, dad accomplishments for the week, a double feature real or fake: porn flicks and generic snack foods, and much more!      Music by P0P ZEUS, a lead singer of AC/DC, and Johnny Davis      Find us on all your favorite streaming services      Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod      email us at        

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re highlighting notable kids in the music business- along with some whose voices don’t match their mugs, nicknames and dick bibs, a baby’s first breadsticks, speaking in gegants, throwing simple birthday parties with an avocado pinata and walkie talkies, improvements in legos since we were young, losing your car at the olden corral, looking back on stores that are no mores, how halloween store owners make a living the rest of the year, making ordinary costumes sexy, weekly dad achievements, we play real or fake: JCVD character names, and discover some common phrases in online dating profiles!     Music By P0P ZEUS     Listen to us on your second favorite streaming service of choice      Email us at Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod      Keep climbin' that mountain!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re talking about things you shouldn’t do on drugs, giving speeches and writing papers in school, WWE on terrestrial TV, the quality of life of fish & pigs, building moats with alligators, hacking your biology with supplements, music for workouts, blowing minds on tindr, beer maidens and hard teas, three things we remember from the show Martin, Real or Fake Guy Fieri quotes, french fried sushi, movies about counterfeit jeans, greasy bathroom vending machines, and lot lizards in St. Louis! Music by P0P ZEUS Listen to us on your second favorite streaming service of choice  Email us at Follow us on IG @ Jerkmountainpod Don't trust a gas station condom!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're taking the wayback machine back in time to episode 12 to discuss some screen time- Siesta key & Rock of Love, people that jingle jangle in the recording studio, Bret Michaels' nipples, what superpower we would have if given the choice, hanging out with Elon Musk on Mars, forcing your friends to try to be funny, and Kroger's latest special on pork chops and General Mills cereal!   Music by P0P Zeus Listen to us on your favorite streaming service Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod email us at jerkmountainpod@gmail.com

On this episode of Jerk Mountain we're using burner cellphones to send Vince McMahon memes, preparing for the vapeocalypse, discussing Ja Rule's future as Juul Ruler, drinking bootleg frappuccinos, watching bootleg truck stop DVD's, sharing some hot takes on renown fall activities, envisioning Jordan’s future as a DJ on tinder (#bombfire), discussing corn mazes and the sanitary conditions of apple bobbing, and wondering how fat we look in our puffy vests! Music by P0P ZEUS listen to us on your first and second favorite streaming services follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod email us at  

On this 50th episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re discussing the new holes in Jordan’s head, how the area 51 raid fell through, Kanye’s utopian domes being torn down, varying McDonalds quality, Eddie Money kicking the bucket, would we own cars if Uber existed in our twenties, biking in the mountains and to the breweries, new bids on naming the Miami basketball arena, we play real or fake sports arena edition, and we read some very notable Indiana Man headlines! Music by P0P ZEUS Listen to us on your favorite streaming platform of choice! email us at follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re figuring out if we actually labored on labor day, trying to get the yard mowed while avoiding the neighbors and the gas cap bandit, playing board games with the kids, planning a birthday party with the backstreet boys, discussing the blind diet, keeping your duder out of propellers, drawing the line on hand sanitizer usage and sushi, investigate a genius eating his own earwax, play real or fake: astronauts edition, have some fun behind the glass, contemplate about being the smartest person in any given parking lot, and much more! Music by P0P ZEUS Listen to us on your second favorite streaming service of choice! Email us at Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're discussing Andrew Luck retiring and fans’ ridiculous reactions to the news, laid back dads on bikes, playing real or fake: NFL Jargon, being fashion-forward for fall, getting an ear piercing at Claires (not a sponsor), introducing country music’s newest star, diving into tales from tinder, searching for the crispiest chicken tenders, and shopping around for a mighty dangler!  Music by P0P ZEUS Listen to us on just about every streaming service available, including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Play, Stitcher, and many more! Follow us on IG @ Jerkmountainpod Email us at  (it's much more official than texts)  

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're discussing Highdeas that made it to fruition, including (but not limited to) salmon cannons, doordash, carp clubbing, tesla tubes, kanye’s lifestyle domes, and- you guessed it- a glass bottom car! We'll bring you up to speed with an area 51 update, play Real or fake- housing editions,  discuss how all hungry mayne frozen dinners include 2 sides of corn, ask who scams people out of prepaid giftcards, and look into the fast food chicken sandwich wars! Music by P0P ZEUS Listen to us on your second favorite streaming platform of choice Email us at Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod

On this episode of Jerk Mountain we're havin’ a good niiight with some guitars and some cold poppies, recapping boomers at the Doobie Brothers and Santana show, advocating for NOT taking your babies to a concert, avoiding $45 dollar beefy tees, wondering where we're going as a population with obsessive cell phone usage while eating buckets of french fries with corndogs on top, workin’ out and sprouting abs, talking stupid in your dating profile bio, and we play Real or fake- artists edition! Music By P0P ZEUS, brockhampton, and Nickelback Follow us on the usual social media outlets Listen to us on your favorite streaming platform Contact us at    

Come on up to the peak of Jerk Mountain and claim your equifax money- but spare us the sour cream dollop... we'll explain why you don’t toss it... just sauce it!, how to play Pepperoni Plinko, getting the warm and fuzzies while doing stuff right on the first try, getting a parking ticket, goin’ to the doobie brothers show and getting nachos afterwards for sharing, filling out a food order like a scantron, our problem with the bachelor, visit Indiana man at the state fair, and we'll play Real or fake: Dating Apps!   Music by P0P ZEUS Listen to us on all your favorite streaming services! Find us on InstaGram @Jerkmountainpod Email us at

We're digging for gold on this episode of Jerk Mountain by pulling out the ol' antennae to watch some real tv and a christian flipping out on set, receiving dad injuries that nobody warns you about, serving up some seriously delicious pizzas and pepper jelly, getting burnt, getting caught with crinkly wrappers, destroying Bobby Flay's ego, and playing another installment of Real or Fake! Music by P0P Zeus, Bobby Bare, The Statler Brothers, Johnny Cash, Gary P. Nunn, Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod Listen to us on your second favorite streaming service Email us at jerkmountainpod@gmail.com  

On this episode of Jerk Mountain we're up on the peak doing yoga, breaking wind and tearing ligaments... but we're sprouting abs too! Join us on a deep dive into trader joe’s and find virtues in waking up earlier, falling for marketing and drowning in water bottles, home envy, watching DIY videos on building cardboard guns, learning how to dock, and playing a game we like to call Real or Fake!     Music by P0P ZEUS Listen to us on all available streaming services Follow us on IG @Jerkmountainpod email us at  

On this episode of Jerk Mountain we're gonna sit back and watch what happens when people attempt to free the aliens, we go back to the mall to buy $18 cd's and get banned from instagram, we chew on ballpark pretzels and steamed buns, discuss Iowa slogans and ask why Joe was so sloppy, and then go to church just to eat with some old golf fucks afterwards! Music by P0P Zeus and a bunch of robots Listen to us on your 2nd favorite streaming platform of choice Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod Email us at jerkmountainpod@gmail.com          

Our friend Martin Gorham stops by to lay down some meat- and we have sausages in the fridge to prove it! we debate sauces for your dippin's, what to do about papa john's, dad video game questions, bust some balls, and ask "are internet celebrities really celebrities?" Music by P0P ZEUS and PIZZABEAR Listen to us on as many streaming services Libsyn allows! Follow our instagram @jerkmountainpod email us at  (it's more official than texts)  

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we determine the proper title for your uncle’s uncle and get some secondhand geneology within the family, debate if sports teams usually go with "the bigger the man the bigger the jersey number" drink a bloody gespatcho while eating north of four hotdogs, getting chiggers where the sun don't shine, working out with your spouse versus airbrushing abs on your belly, play a game called "real or fake NBA player", and we share some real consumer advice on wether or not you should buy a floor model vibrator!     Music By P0P ZEUS find us on all the usual social media outlets! email us at

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're gearing up our pitches for Shark Tank who is holding auditions in our city, ragging on people who mess up our names, getting turnips on the fourth of July, protecting the trade secrets of Gazpacho, cooking up a LinkedIn life burrito, reviewing some Indiana Man headlines, and waiting 48 minutes for an omelette.    Music by P0P Zeus Find us on all the usual social media outlets Email us at and use offer code JERKIN'IT for 30% off your next purchase!

On this episode, we're watching Hell's Kitchen on two different televisions in two separate rooms, we're talking about how we'd buy more products if there were cursing in commercials, weirdos involved in influencer culture, tricking a co-worker into eating butter, reaching out to people with your same name, going on vacation to visit game of thrones filming locations, and shopping at IGA! Music by P0P ZEUS Find us on all the usual social media platforms email us at eat an entire bag of cinnamon discs!

On this episode, we're spending too much money on event tickets and glow sticks, smashing white castles with our significant others, grabbing lethal weapon by the cluster, buying movie tix for the wrong date, and much much more!   Music By P0P ZEUS and whatever band is probably also on the Van Wilder Soundtrack Find us on the usual social media outlets Email us at  

A re-upload of a JMP Classic, our first episode! We talk about science teachers that never let you touch the lab equipment, Bruno Mars' life before he was famous, wearing tennis shoes without ever playing the game, the void in your soul a good Lunchable can fill, our ride or die sandwich of choice, and things John Popper can store in his harmonica bandolier.

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're coming down the slope, Idaho bound to work at the potato factory, revisiting our childhoods hosted by Marc Summers, conditioning our bodies to perform at 110%, sticking bluetooth speakers where the sun don't shine, and we invent a new hot-ticket item for restaurant owners: the order referee! We'll gab on Game of Thrones and sales commercials, how to prank your college roommates with a Banana Phone, and yuck it up in the traditional Jerk Mountain fashion!   Music by P0P ZEUS, Raffi, and whoever wrote the Roseanne theme before John Popper came in and blessed it with some lyrics Find us on the usual social media outlets, most importantly Twitter and InstaGram