My Wardrobe Malfunction with Susannah Constantine

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We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup.Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in ‘My Wardrobe Malfunction’, a revealing podcast about our relationship with the items we wear. The ups, downs and a lot more besides… These new episodes began during lockdown in April 2020 with interviews conducted remotely over Zoom, so please forgive any sound malfunctions, particularly in the early episodes. Promise we get our acts together eventually!

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    S9 Ep8: Mary Greenwell and her hard-boiled breakfast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2023 61:56


    This week's special guest, in the final episode of season nine, is the legendary makeup artist Mary Greenwell! She and Susannah discuss supermodels, ageing and false eyelashes...You can find Mary on Instagram @marygreenwell.For help or support on drugs-related issues, go to the support service FRANK at talktofrank.com.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S9 Ep7: Pattie Boyd and her prairie predicament

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 65:08


    This week's special guest is the iconic model, muse and photographer Pattie Boyd! She and Susannah discuss giraffes, meditation and a Wonderful revelation...Pattie's latest book, 'My Life In Pictures', is out now. You can find her on her website here and follow her on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S9 Ep6: Paul Feig and his dastardly double

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 63:05


    This week's special guest is Hollywood director Paul Feig! He and Susannah discuss cowboy hats, fish lips and geezer shoes...Paul's latest book, 'Cocktail Time!: The Ultimate Guide to Grown-Up Fun', is out now. To find out more about Artingstall's Brilliant London Dry Gin go to artingstallsgin.comYou can find Paul on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @paulfeig.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S9 Ep5: Lewys & Isla and their furry friends

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 53:46


    This week's special guests are social media superstars Lewys Ball & Isla Loba! They and Susannah discuss fillers, trolls and school shorts...You can listen to Lewys and Isla's Pop Off podcast here.You can find Lewys on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok and Isla on TikTok and Instagram.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S9 Ep4: Donna Ashworth and her bungled bags

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 64:56


    This week's special guest is bestselling poet Donna Ashworth! She and Susannah discuss hugs, jumpers and ugly shares...For confidential help or advice on eating disorders, go to Beat Eating Disorders.Donna's new book is published in the autumn. You can find her at donnaashworth.com, follow her on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S9 Ep3: Netta Barzilai and her Eurovision incision

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 52:59


    This week's special guest is 2018 Eurovision Song Contest winner Netta Barzilai! She and Susannah discuss fame, size and pins...Netta has some exciting new music out soon. You can find her at nettamusic.com and follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S9 Ep2: Levison Wood and his sword fright

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 49:49


    This week's special guest is explorer, writer and photographer Levison Wood! He and Susannah discuss death threats and dancing shoes...Levison's new book, 'Escape from Kabul', co-written with Geraint Jones, is out now and available in the usual places. You can find Levison at levisonwood.com and follow him on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S9 Ep1: Denise Welch and her napkin nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 63:32


    This week's special guest, and the first episode of season nine, is actress, Loose Woman, author and podcaster Denise Welch! She and Susannah discuss warthogs, pin heads and sweaty tits...You can find Denise on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok and listen to her podcast, 'Denise Welch's Juicy Crack' here.If you are concerned that you or someone you care about has a problem with alcohol, visit Drinkaware for free and confidential advice.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    We'll be back again this time next week!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 0:55


    After an absurdly long break, we're back again - next Wednesday 26 April - for season 9! If you haven't already, please subscribe and spread the word to a friend or two. Thanks!Find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    BONUS EP: Alison Balsom and her metal meltdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 44:32


    Today's special guest in this bonus episode is trumpet virtuoso Alison Balsom! She and Susannah discuss school, yoga and sweating...You can find Alison's brand new album, 'Quiet City', and all her social links here or on her website at alisonbalsom.com.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    mywardmalfun in 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2022 81:59


    Happy New Year! Here's a compilation of some of our favourite moments from 2021. Thanks to all our wonderful guests and to our house band ‘duo' - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    BONUS EP: Dita Von Teese and her shed talks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 58:25


    Today's special guest is the iconic burlesque star Dita Von Teese! She and Susannah discuss shyness, dressing gowns and truck stops...You can book tickets for Dita's New Year's Eve show on her website dita.net and find all her other projects and social links here.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    BONUS EP: Lady Glenconner and her Coronation treat

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 44:58


    Today's special guest is former lady-in-waiting and now bestseller author Lady Glenconner! She and Susannah discuss mischief, miracles and murder...Lady (Anne) Glenconner's new novel, 'A Haunting At Holkham', is out today. Find it here.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    BONUS EP: Charlie Hedges and her twinkly tree

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 51:50


    Today's special guest is BBC Radio 1 presenter and DJ Charlie Hedges! She and Susannah discuss blushing, boxing and big toes...You can hear Charlie on Radio 1's Live Lounge from Monday-Thursday and on Dance Anthems on Saturday. And you can find her on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S8 Ep8: Faye Tozer and her negligent negligee

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 44:58


    This week's special guest, and the final episode of season eight, is singer, actress and one fifth of our favourite pop band Steps, Faye Tozer! She and Susannah discuss hotel bars, scary auditions and shower caps...You can find Faye on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook and all the info on Steps' new tour and album here.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S8 Ep7: Sir Mo Farah and his golden pillowcase

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 34:03


    This week's special guest is multiple Olympic, World and European champion athlete Sir Mo Farah! He and Susannah discuss tracksuits, smoothies and messy rooms...You can find Mo on his website mofarah.com and follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.(Apologies that there's a bit of interference on Mo's audio towards the end.)As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S8 Ep6: Jenny Beavan and her pleather racket

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 64:52


    This week's special guest is the legendary and multiple award-winning costume designer Jenny Beavan! She and Susannah discuss feet, turbans and deserts...You can find Jenny on Instagram @jennybeavandesigns.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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    S8 Ep5: Matt Goss and his Pigeon pads

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 46:43


    This week's special guest is singer, songwriter and showman Matt Goss! He and Susannah discuss bulldogs, hats and flowerpots...Matt's new album, 'The Beautiful Unknown', is out on November 19. You can pre-order it on his website mattgoss.co.uk. The album's second single, 'Better With You' is out on October 8 - find it here.You can also find Matt on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube.Apologies, as Susannah says, that My Wardrobe Malfunction Live Show/Shambles is no longer happening on November 7. But we hope to have another date in the diary soon.As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S8 Ep4: Tova Leigh and her vibrating drawer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 45:31


    This week's special guest is writer, performer and star vlogger Tova Leigh! She and Susannah discuss taboos, loneliness and granny pants...Tova's new book, 'You Did What?', is out now - find it here. You can also find Tova on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok and on linkt.ree here.Apologies, as despite what Susannah says, My Wardrobe Malfunction Live Show/Shambles is no longer happening on November 7. But we hope to have another date in the diary soon. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S8 Ep3: Dannii Minogue and her petite revolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 65:47


    This week's special guest is fashion designer and all-round entertainer Dannii Minogue! She and Susannah discuss tomboys, TV shows and filthy nicknames...On that note, offensive language alert: it kicks in around the 62-minute mark (in case you're listening to this within earshot of children...).Find Dannii Minogue's Petites autumn winter collection for QVC UK here. You can also find Dannii on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok and on her linktr.ee here.Apologies, as despite what Susannah says, My Wardrobe Malfunction Live Show/Shambles is no longer happening on November 7. But we hope to have another date in the diary soon. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S8 Ep2: Shirley Ballas and her knicker shocker

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 54:15


    This week's special guest is champion ballroom dancer, teacher, actor, author and, of course, Strictly head judge Shirley Ballas! She and Susannah discuss mums, bullying and Naked Attraction...Shirley's autobiography, 'Behind The Sequins', is out in paperback today. You can also find her on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.Apologies, as despite what Susannah says, My Wardrobe Malfunction Live Show/Shambles is no longer happening on November 7. But we hope to have another date in the diary soon. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S8 Ep1: Mel Giedroyc and her creepy comfort

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 65:58


    We're back! And to kick off the new season in style, we've an extra long episode with comedian, TV presenter, actor and now author Mel Giedroyc! She and Susannah discuss iced sherry, candlewick and dressing gowns...Mel's new novel, 'The Best Things', is out now.Apologies, as despite what Susannah says, My Wardrobe Malfunction Live Show/Shambles is no longer happening on November 7. But we hope to have another date in the diary soon. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    We're back again - soon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 0:56


    We're back again - next Thursday 9 September - for season 8! If you haven't already, please subscribe and pass it on. Thanks!Find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7 Ep8: Anya Hindmarch and her Village people

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 49:06


    This week's special guest, in the final episode of season seven, is designer, entrepreneur and author Anya Hindmarch! She and Susannah discuss lists, heels and label machines…Anya's new book, 'If If Doubt, Wash Your Hair', is out now.You can also find her at anyahindmarch.com and @anyahindmarch on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.Hope you've enjoyed this season - we're taking a break but will be back again in September.Thanks to our elegant house band ‘duo'. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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    S7 Ep7: Emma Barnett and her beef stew

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 52:23


    This week's special guest is award-winning broadcaster, journalist and author Emma Barnett! She and Susannah discuss frowns, tights and pyjama etiquette…Emma's new book, 'It's About Bloody Time. Period', is out in paperback on June 24 and can be pre-ordered now.You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram @emmabarnett.Thanks to our inquisitive house band ‘duo'. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7 Ep6: Tom Davies and his starry vision - part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 24:28


    In part two of mywardmal with eyewear guru Tom Davies, he and Susannah discuss royals, snotty scarves and Carrie's curry…Find Tom on his website tdtomdavies.com and on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and YouTube.Thanks to our focused house band ‘duo'. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order their 'Gig in Your Garden' album here and watch them live-streaming here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7 Ep6: Tom Davies and his starry vision - part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 40:21


    This week's special guest is eyewear guru Tom Davies! It's another two-part episode. In part one, Tom and Susannah discuss robbers, nose bars and waxworks…Find Tom on his website tdtomdavies.com and on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and YouTube.Thanks to our focused house band ‘duo'. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order their 'Gig in Your Garden' album here and watch them live-streaming here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7 Ep5: Sharleen Spiteri and her sexy tractor - part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 29:28


    In part two of mywardmal with Sharleen Spiteri, she and Susannah discuss climbing, slouching and feeling sexy…Listen to Texas's brand new album, 'Hi', here, find Sharleen on Instagram and Twitter and all the band's social links on its website here.Thanks to our grooving house band ‘duo'. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order their 'Gig in Your Garden' album here and watch them live-streaming here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7 Ep5: Sharleen Spiteri and her sexy tractor - part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 41:15


    This week's special guest is Texas front woman and style icon Sharleen Spiteri! It's a two-part episode. In part one, Sharleen and Susannah discuss tutus, gussets and hecklers…Listen to Texas's brand new album, 'Hi', here, find Sharleen on Instagram and Twitter and all the band's social links on its website here.Thanks to our grooving house band ‘duo'. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order their 'Gig in Your Garden' album here and watch them live-streaming here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7 Ep4: YolanDa Brown and her phantom slippers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 42:47


    This week's special guest is the award-winning saxophonist YolanDa Brown! She and Susannah discuss speeding, heels and Rubik’s cubes…Find YolanDa on her website, Linktree, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and YouTube.Thanks to our jazzy house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order their 'Gig in Your Garden' album here and watch them live-streaming here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7 Ep3: Sunetra Sarker and her pyjama drama

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 57:20


    This week's special guest is the wonderful actress Sunetra Sarker! She and Susannah discuss nuns, nerds and launderettes...Watch Ackley Bridge all All 4 here and find Sunetra on Instagram, Twitter and TikTok.Thanks to our theatrical house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order their 'Gig in Your Garden' album here and watch them live-streaming here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7 Ep2: Dr Alex George and his T-shirt tease

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 47:03


    This week’s special guest is doctor, mental health campaigner, podcaster, bath bomber and now author - Dr Alex George! He and Susannah discuss media medics, tie clips and scruffy prime ministers…Dr Alex's new book, Live Well Every Day, is out now and available here. You can find him on Instagram, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook and order a Prescrib'd bath bomb here.If you have been affected by mental health issues, you can contact the Samaritans in the UK on 116 123, Lifeline in Australia on 13 11 14 and the National Suicide Prevention Hotline in the US on 1-800-273-8255. For hotlines in other countries please visit CheckPoint here.Thanks to our inspiring house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order their 'Gig in Your Garden' album here and watch them live-streaming here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7 Ep1: Dame Jacqueline Wilson and her breakaway belt

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 56:14


    We're back at last for season seven! This week’s special guest is a bona fide literary legend - the bestselling and phenomenally prolific author Dame Jacqueline Wilson! She and Susannah discuss mums, bangles and film cameos…Jacqueline's latest book, The Runaway Girls, is out now. Find her on her website here.Thanks to our lyrical house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order their 'Gig in Your Garden' album here and watch them live-streaming here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    We're back... soon!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 1:00


    My Wardrobe doors are reopening on 9 May for season seven - with eight more fabulous guests! If you haven't already, please subscribe and pass it on. Thanks - and more soon!Find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep 8: Dame Esther Rantzen and her garden frolics - part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 27:47


    In part two of mywardmal with Dame Esther Rantzen, she discusses feminism, Sharon Stone and our first literal birthday suit…This is the last episode of the current season. We'll be back again in May!Find Esther's 'That's After Life' podcast here. You can also find her on her website estherrantzen.co.uk and click here for Childline and here for The Silver Line.Thanks to our life-affirming house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep8: Dame Esther Rantzen and her garden frolics - part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 32:24


    This week’s special guest is broadcaster, journalist, campaigner and now podcaster Dame Esther Rantzen. She and Susannah discuss mothers, Incas and bloomers…Recorded in late January, this is another two-parter. The second part drops on Sunday.Find Esther's 'That's After Life' podcast here. You can also find her on her website estherrantzen.co.uk and click here for Childline and here for The Silver Line.Thanks to our life-affirming house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep7: David Baddiel and his Booker thighs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 53:48


    This week’s special guest is comedian, best-selling author and presenter David Baddiel! He and Susannah discuss blouses, barmitzvahs and birthday blowouts…Find David's new book, 'Jews Don't Count', here and find him elsewhere at davidbaddiel.com and on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.Thanks to our hilarious house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep6: Baroness Sayeeda Warsi and her ministerial mishap - part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 20:18


    In part two of mywardmal with lawyer, politician and writer Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, she reveals her comfort blanket, birthday suit - and not one but two wardrobe malfunctions...Find the Savayra Foundation, of which Baroness Warsi is trustee, here.You can also find Baroness Warsi on her website sayeedawarsi and on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.Thanks to our politically neutral house band ‘duo’. Today's track was 'Despacito' from their new 'Gig In Your Garden' album. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep6: Baroness Sayeeda Warsi and her ministerial mishap - part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 41:14


    This week’s special guest is lawyer, politician and writer Baroness Sayeeda Warsi! She and Susannah discuss parenting, shoes and Michael Portillo… This is a two-parter. Part two drops on Sunday. Find the Savayra Foundation, of which Baroness Warsi is trustee, here.You can also find Baroness Warsi on her website sayeedawarsi and on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.Thanks to our politically neutral house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep5: Edith Bowman and her grandfather’s gift

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 50:31


    This week’s special guest is DJ, presenter and Soundtracking podcaster Edith Bowman! She and Susannah discuss hotels, corduroy and a BAFTA howler…Listen to Edith's Soundtracking podcast here and find Edith elsewhere at edithbowman.com and on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.Thanks to our cinematic house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep4: Jay Blades and his repair shock - part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 27:14


    In part two of mywardmal with Jay Blades, he and Susannah discuss sun tan lotion, teddy bears and milkshakes...You can find Jay on his website jayand.co and on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. Jay's autobiography, 'Making It', is out in May. Pre-order it here.Thanks to our restorative house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep4: Jay Blades and his repair shock - part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 45:46


    This week's special guest is modern furniture restorer, upcycler, eco designer and presenter on ‘The Repair Shop’, ‘Money for Nothing’ and now ‘Jay and Dom's Home Fix’ – it’s Jay Blades! He and Susannah talk ironing, mini-trunks and difficult schooldays. This is a two-parter - come back on Sunday to hear Jay's comfort blanket, birthday suit and rip-roaring wardrobe malfunction...You can find Jay on his website jayand.co and on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. Jay's autobiography, 'Making It', is out in May. Pre-order it here.Thanks to our restorative house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep3: Dame Sheila Hancock and her Salvation revelation

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 55:56


    Today’s special guest is the legendary actress and author Dame Sheila Hancock in her first ever podcast! She and Susannah discuss paintings, barristers' wigs and bag ladies...Sheila can be seen next in Unforgotten which starts on ITV on Monday 22 February at 9pm and Great Canal Journeys on Channel 4 on Monday 8 March.Thanks to our spellbinding house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep2: Kate Thornton and her cheque mate

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 63:09


    Today’s special guest is journalist, presenter, podcaster and now jewellery designer Kate Thornton! She and Susannah discuss hovercrafts, X-Factor and Kate reveals arguably our greatest wardrobe malfunction yet… Find Kate on Instagram, Twitter, on her White Wine Question Time podcast and buy her new KTxBibi jewellery range here.Thanks to our astonishing house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here every Friday at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 Ep1: Jane Seymour and her arresting entrance

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 64:25


    Today’s special guest, and the first of season six, is the iconic and award-winning actress Jane Seymour! She and Susannah discuss flat feet, painted scarves and dented cars… Find Jane at janeseymour.com and on Facebook and Instagram and her Open Hearts Foundation here.Thanks to our fabulous house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig in Your Garden' here and watch their Facebook gig here on Friday 5 February at 8pm UK time. The band are giving proceeds from the album sales to Florence Nightingale Foundation.And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Coming soon...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 1:00


    My Wardrobe doors are reopening on Thursday for season six - with eight more fantastic guests! If you haven't already, please subscribe and pass it on. Thanks - and more soon!We’d also love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    mywardmalfun - the bits that made us smile, laugh, spit out our tea...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 135:11


    To cheer us up, we've compiled our favourite moments from the 40 episodes so far, with appearances from all 39 guests (and a double dose from the one who appeared twice). Hope it helps lift your spirits too! We'll be back with a brand new season next month.Thanks to all our amazing guests and to our ever faithful house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S5 Ep8: Trinny Woodall and her Christmas bauble

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 26:56


    She's back! For our Christmas Eve episode and season five finale, Susannah is joined by BFF Trinny! They discuss best meals, worst gifts and scullery maids...Trinny's first mywardmal appearance was S1 Ep5. Find and follow her at trinnylondon.com or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook or YouTube.Thanks to our shimmering house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    On My Wardrobe Malfunction this week...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 0:45


    As our season finale falls on Christmas Eve, it's time to invite a very special friend back into My Wardrobe... Hear the full chat from Thursday. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S5 Ep7: William Boyd and his fake picnic

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 38:58


    Today's special guest is best-selling author and screenwriter William Boyd! He and Susannah talk button down shirts, Bond and Bavarian jackets...William's new novel, 'Trio', is out now. Find and follow him at williamboyd.co.uk and on Instagram, Facebook and YouTube.Thanks to our glittering house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S5 Ep6: Dr Ranj and his stage surprise

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 44:48


    Today's special guest is NHS doctor, BAFTA award-winning TV presenter, bestselling author, Strictly dancer, charity ambassador and now children’s book writer Dr Ranj Singh! He and Susannah talk real life superheroes, wedding suits - and have a onesie off...Find and follow Dr Ranj on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook and buy his new book, 'A Superhero Like You', illustrated by Liam Darcy, here.Thanks to our soothing house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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