Pound Town with Will Burge & Brian Kenny

The Guardians are still surging and are reloading on pitching. Big Play vs Bernie Kosar is the new Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson. They're trying to take away our Amari and our likes. And the Reddit story of the week. 

The guys talk a bunch of Guardies because why the hell not. They talk a little NBA Finals and then tell the tale of a comedy show gone very wrong. And just as Brian is at his lowest, a fan accosts him live on the pod. Also the Reddit story of the week. 

Pod favorite Joe Howard joins the guys to promote their upcoming comedy show at The Winchester Sat May 31 at 8pm...BUY TCKETS HERENo seriously, go buy some. Also, they talk a TON of Guardians on the back of the Twins and Mets sweeps. Joe had an Elvis wedding in Vegas, Will got ripped off by an old scumbag, and dead dogs just aren't as funny as they used to be. Plus the Reddit story of the week. 

Did you ever find p*rn when you were a kid? Well the guys did. Speaking of p*rn, the Cavs got ran through by the Celtics and major changes are coming. A deep dive into what might and should happen this season. Did you guys see Deshaun Watson's new back tattoo?! No, not that part of the tattoo. The Guardians are still fine despite a stumble against Chicago and the Reddit story of the week is all about Waffle Stomping. 

The Guardians are going through it, can they maintain? SummerSlam is coming to Cleveland and Brian is all in for the lady. Speaking of all in for the lady.... There is a Cavs convo that won't age well and a very horny guy in the Reddit story of the week. 

The Cavs issues are deeper than just this series and it feels like we're heading towards a retooling of the org and team. Will was hanging out with Techno Cholos in East LA. Brian's Guardians boner is at full mast. And the Reddit story of the week. 

Brian and Will were both in North Carolina. Will almost died riding a donkey. The Guardies are red hot so Brian has a bullpen boner. The Cavs did the right thing just in the wrong way. The Browns unveiled a new facemask? Could have fooled us. And the Reddit stories of the the week. 

Comedian Ryan Dalton just moved home from LA and he joins the podcast to talk about Cleveland sports and him rising from the stand-up comedy ashes like a Phoenix! Will had (another) long Dyngus Day and ordered an absurd amount of Queso on accident. Brian is bricked up over the Guardians starting the season red hot. They guys talk women's sports to the point where they don't like women's sports again. A deep dive in the Cavs and their playoff outlook, and the Reddit story of the week. Go see Ryan Dalton TONIGHT at Hilarities. GET TIX HERE

Brian finally went to the dentist after 10(!!) years and feels like a new man. The Browns might have a new home and the guys have a scary message for you if you support it. Guardians opening day is upon us, March Madness, and the Reddit story of the week.

Live from Hilarities, the guys jump into Browns free agency. Why are there so many QBs?! But more importantly, Will tells a degenerate story that he probably should have kept to himself. Then Steve Rennazzisi, aka Kevin from The League, joins the pod to talk about becoming famous quickly and a brand new idea for the show. Go see Steve Rennazzisi this whole weekend at Hilarities, get tickets HERE!

The boys dive deep into what has happened so far in Browns free agency and the real reason they went with Winston over Flacco. The guys figure out how to remove Jimmy Haslam as the owner of the Browns. Will is going to Scottsdale to do a content house with a bunch of MLB players and has a big life update. And the Reddit story of the week is for the ladies. 

Alonzo Bodden won Last Comic Standing, made a legendary career in comedy, and owns a home in LA (nbd). Now he's slumming it with the boys on The Pound Town Podcast reminiscing about watching Sebastian Maniscalco and Gabriel Iglesias coming up.  And a VERY special guest, the legend himself, Nick Kostis the owner of Hilarities jumps on to talk the comedy business. Get tickets to see Alonzo Bodden at Hilarities this weekend HERE!!

The guys dive into Guardians spring training and predict who will improve the most this coming season. Sydney Sweeney has a brand and she does it well, which possibly exposed Will as playing for the other team. Brian got to roast the worlds goofiest judge. Diddy is a wild pervert and the Reddit story of the week is an absolute beauty. 

Brian opens the pod on a tirade about his awful laptop. The Guardians have reported for spring training and there are a ton of question marks. Brian found the final boss of the sexy dum dums. Johnny Manziel did a long interview with Shannon Sharpe and predictably it's ridiculous. The legend of Spready Gibbs and the Reddit story of the week will make you question everything you know about belts. 

The guys are back and take you to Pound Town on Valentines Day. They talk about stand up comedy in weird places and then Brian reveals he has a new favorite book. Will makes a proclamation about the Browns and the Super Bowl. Will catches Brian up on the entire Cavs season and then they tell real life Curb Your Enthusiasm stories. And of course, the Reddit story of the week. 

The guys talk about how they now realize why their dads don't give a crap about the Browns. Real Cleveland fans can never root for the Ravens. The Reddit story of the week is another sicko (surprise, surprise) and one of the hottest comics in the game joins the show...Sam Tallent.Sam is at Hilarities all weekend so get your tix before they are gone...

Will's back is still old. The Browns pooped the bed, but why did they poop the bed? What do all the Browns' coaching firings mean? Baker is cooking in the playoffs but everyone is asking the wrong question. A rewatch of the Sopranos and TV show debate. And the Reddit story of the week is truly an American Psycho. 

We are now officially the oldest podcast on earth after both of us had back injuries and Brian is fighting in the comments on Facebook. The Browns have had an amazing season but they absolutely HAVE to go win this game. Who had the better beef: Katt Williams or Stephen A Smith? The Cavs have had a dramatic turnaround the last month and the Reddit story of the week.

Drinking games should be mandatory at least twice a year to keep you feeling young. The guys reflect on what they learned about themselves in 2023. Joe Flacco is a golden god and no man who goes against him shall prosper. Katt Williams and Aaron Rodgers are kicking up dust again, and Brian's Reddit story of the week. 

The Browns season continues to defy logic all the way to the playoffs. What does Flacco's success mean for Deshaun and Stefanski? Will was once known as The Cape Coral Creep on the news. Revealing the Epstein list. The Cavs have some tough decisions ahead. The best toys the guys ever got (or wanted to get but didn't) from Christmas as kids and the Reddit stories of the week. 

A legend was born on Sunday: Joe Flacco is the QB we have been waiting for. How many more injuries can the Browns handle though? Brian airs grievances aimed at some in-laws. The guys get frisky and sell their sweet virgin feet for cash. And the Reddit story of the week leads to some sage relationship advice. 

The Browns have dropped two in a row but luck might be on their side this week. The guys weigh in on if Deshaun being in the stands mattered at all and what to expect this week vs the Jags. The Guardians don't seem to want to compete next year. The NCAA playoff is for the people. Google Maps hijinx, the most ruthless break up ever, and the Reddit story of the week is about a hero with a kink.

The boys + Kyle are live from their monthly stand-up comedy showcase at Westels in Downtown Willoughby and are debating the important stuff...which reality game show they could win. They also talk Browns injuries and this week's game vs the Rams. Brian gives his Reddit story of the week and it leads to Will revealing his secret dream. 

The boys are back in the newly finished man cave area at West bank Golf Club. The Browns are a team of destiny and may never lose again. The Steelers are in absolute shambles. The Guardians made some head-scratching moves. Will unleashes a flurry of awful movie takes, The Game is this weekend, and the Reddit story of the week. 

Will is back from the IR and ready to talk about the insane 72 hours the Browns just had. The guys break down what happened and what might happen going forward, and in doing so stumble across the dream scenario. A head scratching Guardians move and a WILD NBA rule that leads the guys to killing off 5 Cavs players. Brian introduces you to Jenjamin Franklin and then the Reddit story of the week comes with some PTSD. 

The guys kick off the pod with some Jaegermeister horror stories. After that some thoughts on the Guardians new manager and how much they will end up changing because of him (it sounds like kind of a lot). The Browns demolish a team they should have demolished, so its officially a new era of Browns football. Josh McDaniels must be the worst dude ever. Stupid fu***** hats and the Reddit story of the week.

The guys are live from Hilarities where Brian is doing the funny. The Deshaun Watson roller coaster continues. The Rangers won the World Series and we're not sure anyone cared. The NFL has ruined the way we watch sports. Evan Mobley will be just fine. Ranking fast food places and railing against Mr Hero slander. Also, Burger King makes a HUGE social media misstep. 

The guys had a roast for their buddy's bachelor party last weekend. Will took an all female workout class. The Browns decided to be sellers at the trade deadline. The Guardians interviewed a big name for manager. Stipe v Jon Jones is off. Some ratchet halloween stories and then Brian's Reddit story leads to the legend of Gold D****.

Will has a huge life event. The guys dive into the Michigan spying scandal and debate what would be the biggest scandal in college football today. The Browns continue to win but how long can it last? The Cavs get a big win to start the season. The media sucks. And the guys go through the 28 places women do not want you to take them on first dates. 

The Browns steal another win in Tennessee but it leaves more questions than answers. Some of the Browns trade talk is ridiculous. How should the Browns handle Deshaun and his injury? The Cavs start tonight and it feels like there is not enough buzz. The guys go through the most haunted places in Cleveland and Brian reveals his hatred for Psychics. 

That win over San Francisco was so big it's even turning Brian into a believer. What is the outlook over the next few games with and without Deshaun? What is the best current job in traditional sports media? The great options are dwindling. A Juan Soto trade was proposed but the Guardians would have to include a young Gold Glover. And one of the wildest music stories you will ever hear. 

OKPants aka the proprietor of Old 86 and hoodies without undershirts joins the show. We talked about the business world, why we don't date more porn stars,  who should replace Tito, how the dating scene is like a Browns game, and everything else fun you could ever dream of. Basically the best podcast ever. 

Will has the hottest take about Deshaun Watson's shoulder that you will hear. A spirited debate over the remaining Browns schedule. Brian went on a Euro Trip and was objectively the worst airline passenger in recorded history. Will got hit by a car and a Reddit story all about butt stuff.

The guys break down the Browns matchup vs the Steelers and if we should be listening to the "same old Browns" thoughts in our heads. It's Cleveland wing week, who has the best in town? Brian might cry if Antonetti leaves for Boston but his cat won't care, it's too busy being horny. Dream OnlyFans accounts and Brian went dress shopping. 

There is a mystery afoot! Will explains the Barstool situation and where the pod might go from here. The guys break down the good and the great (and the few concerning things) from the Browns magical 1-0 start, which turned Will into a naughty boy. Was this the right time for Tito to go? Cleveland's fast casual Mexican joints are getting VERY aggressive and the reddit story of the week. 

All the bros love the Feast. Josh Bell should have been swinging out of his shoes in Cleveland. Is the Elijah Moore hype legit? Someone stole the Bone Thugs street sign. An ode to the Gallek family. The Reddit story of the week is all about the ladies and the Big O. 

Comedian and Barstool Cleveland contributor Nick Ellis joins the show again. Some guys watch women's softball for the love of the game, others watch for the asses. Brian demanded to power rank the bullpen arms for the Guardians so we kind of did that. Will can't stop talking about Lil Tay.  A very heated Buster Skrine debate. And if you make it there (good luck) a hilarious conversation about Browns QBs since 99.

What's the difference between an escort and a hooker? Barstool had some huge news today and it should be great for the guys. We finally get to break down the Jose fight and both agree it's easily a top 25 Cleveland sports moment. Hall of Fame Joe and Meh of Fame game. A 75% review of the Manziel doc and the Reddit story of the week. Fair warning...it's shitty. 

Ever wondered where the best melons are from? There is a Bishop Sycamore doc coming out and it looks electric. Naked and afraid. Myles Garret 19th in the NFL top 100. No one loves touching Deshaun Watson more than Rodger Goodell. Baker tumbling in Tampa and Will came face to face with the Kia boys.

We are a boat show now. The Guardians sold sold sold at the deadline but it's not all bad, depending on who you ask. We learn about the Josh Bell trade as we were recording and it's electric. The Lake County Captains did a Bottlegate promo that ruled. The Browns trash an airplane. Some cop went on the most dangerous slide ever. Top Thrill Dragster is back and better than ever. And the Reddit story of the week is scary af.

Frank the Tank and Coach Duggs were passing through town on the way to Chicago and just so happened to stop at the Lake County Captains game. So you know we had to go hang out with them.We talked about how all our NFL teams suck, what it's like to get high with Stu Feiner, what Frank is really like in real life, and then we tested their baseball knowledge with "Fucked Up Baseball Trivia."We also talked about the Rosario trade, Burrow getting injured, and Oppenheimer. Enjoy you sickos. 

Things got a little out of hand after our Guardians pregame party at Thirsty Parrot on Sunday. The Guardians find themselves in a pretty precarious situation before the trade deadline. Bronny collapsing at USC once again showed once again society is toast. And the Reddit story of the week is a very relatable one.