The Cider Shed

Hi everyone. Come join Keri and Matthew as we open our farm gates wide open for you this weekend.A warm welcome and big cider hugs to our new Patreon members : Ros, Chloe, Siobhan and Nicola. Further TCS props/love to Paul Newman for his membership upgrade.The order of service is as follows:You Give Me Phoeber : The return of Matthew's favourite Green Goddess.Vicar Mortis : Unfinished Syncope for Father Crispin?Scat's Your Lot : Bridge Farm feel the ripple effect on Open Farm Sunday.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

A big cidery welcome to new Patrons : Kathryn, Alison, Colin and Kath.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss where you can go to get away from it all for 7-9 minutes when Ambridge life gets too much. David has a spoken word event coming up and Susan's got a book in her, apparently. We've got a decent selection of absolute bangers for you:Cop Out : Harrison is missing presumed a bit daft.Resident Evil : Is this chap an Arthurian legend?Pond Life : Justin has a dip in form.Produced by Matthew WeirWilliam Shatner with Joe Jackson 'Common People' : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello all!A huge thank you and welcome to new Cider Shed Patreon members : Paul, Maria, Rohan and Alison.We can see you're all done with The Archers this week and seem to have dropped your napkin. Do you need a lift home to normality?Join Keri and Matthew this week as we check out the latest liquifying options at the EV charging station, we launch an all-new Ambridge road safety campaign and we enjoy a nutritious bowl of something to get us moving.Now, how satisfied are you with the following? :EV Like Sunday Episode : Joy and Fallon charge over to Underwood's Local.A Lil' Goes a Long Way? : Canada Dry no more.Everybody Yurts : If it's not Kate, who did raid the Peggy Bank?Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Ask for Angela : https://askforangela.co.uk/Refuge : https://refuge.org.uk/Women's Aid : https://www.womensaid.org.uk/NCDV : https://www.ncdv.org.uk/From The BBC : https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3wwkk6e5voWe'll sidestep the levity in the description this week.Peace and love.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they hear from Borsetshire's most trustworthy investment capital firm, tour Felpersham's renewed luxury cat home and then make you uncannily fancy a radish.Huge cidery hugs and thanks to new Patreon members : Michael, Tamsin, Carol, Joker TV, Lee and Rachel.To our listeners, we leave the following:Will and Testy-ment : A heir-raising week at BeechwoodClerical Error : Alan is frocked off.Escape to The C**try : Tony riddles with his grief.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Welcome one, welcome all. Keri and Matthew are here with the latest Cider Shed episode.A big thank you and welcome to our six new Patreon members: Alison, Claire, Gill, Lee, Phillipa and Zizi.And of course, a broader thank you to all of you supporting the pod via Patreon. It means so much and helps enormously.In the slide projector this week :Scatasha : The Tearoom boss comforts her No.2 over a Poo Cake.Rosseran-in-the-Fail : Ambridge wins the toss. The Tosser loses the match.I Want My Soy-licitor : Rochelle gets a grilling from Usha.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Psssst! Keri and Matthew have snuck you an access-all-areas pass for The Cider Shed this week, just don't forget the fluffy handcuffs, ok?A big thank you and welcome to new patrons : John, Diana, Emily, Stuart and (checks notes) Grundy's Gusset.Join us this week as we hack into the public address system of Felpersham Shopping Centre to expose the following:Elbow Room : An injured Rochelle comes aboard.Minging Vase : Day One in the Beechwood House and they're smashing it.I've Got a Bone to Pick : Saskia doesn't mince her words.Produced by Matthew WeirSeventies Rug Safety ad courtesy of our Patreon member Claire : https://youtu.be/1z8Vg20G4kI?si=TXQOkVsb8AFVgoehBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members: Beata, Nikki, Amy, Tim, Kate, Ruth, Naomi and Libby.And a broader thanks to all of you for your support.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they book Saskia in for a consultancy session, go wild at 'Laser Thing' and watch a fully recovered Edgley Morris in all their jingley glory.On the list for V.E. Day are :You Saski Thing : Rochelle meats up.Kilty as Charged : Jazzer goes full morris major.House of Wax : Henry's polish brings Natasha to heel.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Happy Easter everyone.We hope all is good with you.Our Easter Special is now out, exclusively for Patreon members.You can find it here : https://www.patreon.com/posts/cider-shed-127001235?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkJoin us as we go rampaging though the Magi-Maze all the way back to August 2005 and Lynda Snell's inspired lifeswap.There's even a special guest.We'll be back on main duty next week, in the meantime, we hope you enjoy this over the break.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello you lovely lot,Four years eh? We can barely believe it either.Huge thanks and big welcome to new Patreon members: Anna, Laura, Craig, Mason, Sarah and Kirsty. As always, a wider thank you to all of you who support us and make the pod possible.Thanks for all the birthday messages. Those of you that left audios earlier in the week might just hear yourself at the end.On the chopping block this week:Steaks are High : Is Rochelle smelling blood?Cold Comfort and Joy : Seaham but not heard.Waterboarded : Hose sweet it is to be loved by Dominic 42.Think Inside The Box : George is the only person listening to Bono these days.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello you fine folk.A big thank you and welcome to our new Patreon members: Frosty Fox, Louise Peterkin, Aunty Mary from The Dairy, Terry Cross, Tom Roe, Deborah Shields and Lindorfan.Welcome one, welcome all, and of course, a broader thank you and collective mulled cider hug to all those who support us and make the pod possible.So, on your CV...you've written the following:Clarrie-Fication : Momma Grundy sees through The Bull shit.For The Chop? : Jolene has Freddie by the googlies.Carnivore Pleasures : Has Rochelle convinced Vince?Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello all,A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons : Emma, M.Squike and Adam L.Join us this week as we attend the slamdown of the century in the Tea Room carpark, offer a helping hand to those in need and Keri gets tough at Bridge Farm.We've memorised the following things for our big interview:Atmosphere : Rochelle pushes Joy. Has she lost control?Culture Wars : The heart-churning HR process continues.Roadie Rescue : Emma keeps her council.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hey there everyone.Welcome to our 8 new Patreon members, Lori, Umm Saavo, Kevin, Heather, Moira, Jennifer's Voice, Julia and Jo.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they leaf through the Borsetshire Echo Sunday supplement looking for the following:Gravelly Voice : Did Akram make Helen's heart skip a beat?Bridge Farm HR : Not so grate tbh.Ding Dong The Plot is Dead : Does any of this storyline ring true?Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons: Steve and Carolyn.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they seek out Freddie's latest compilation CD, discover a positive podcast to rival TCS and pick out the perfect hamper for you all.On our protest placards this week:Close to The Bone : Freddie sends The Cider Shed switchboard into meltdown.Tractor Beam : Henry has John's smile.Hi-Viz/Low-Rizz : Poor Brad listens to Eddie drone on and on.Hard Cheese : Helen's feeling blue.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hey there folks.A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons : Daniel and Catherine.This week we delve into Ambridge's premier toilet store, the cold war and a little bit of local radio.Flat Out : Brad tosses his pancake prize away.Look at Estate of Her! : Natasha gets nasty in the house market.Anti Vacs : Brain and Lilian smash it up at The Gills'.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hi all you lovely folk.A big welcome and thank you to new Patrons: Daniela, Helen and David.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they attempt to get Borsetshire Water on the blower, dream up the ultimate crowd-puller for The Bull and they look into the unknown terror of Ambridge's very own Bermuda (Cheese) Triangle.The toppings this week include:Toss Off : This competition sounds like a load of crepe.Thanks a Brunch : Natasha flips at Fallon's new venture.Unlicensed to Gill : Lilian and Justin get a sprinkle of justice.Fast Love : Is Lynda really feeling it?Produced by Matthew WeirEagle vs Shark trailer : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OrmOuC-aUYBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

A big welcome to new Patrons: Paul, Claudia and Catherine and a big up to long time Patron Helen.Join us this week as we try to pick the right housesitting service, we plan a little cosmetic alteration round the back and we consider a trip down Panama way for one of Wayne's signature pancakes.Now, somewhere on this remote control is the button for:Dairy Me: Helen samples defeat.House of Gill Repute: Joy isn't remotely interested.Hard Cheese: Bridge Farm fails again.Hide and Geek: Robert treats Khalil for stopping a Callama-tyProduced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hey everyone.A big welcome to new patrons: Becky and Molly, thanks to Helen for being patient and a massive Bristol big-up to Louise for the membership upgrade.Further thanks to Mr Snodes for his inspired title idea on Bluesky.Aside from that, we're in serious mode this week, no silly ads or giggles about poop, oh no, absolutely not.I think we've finally grown up.Now, let's power-hose this lot down the drain:Scat Awareness Week : Borsetshire Brown on special offer?Pie Lies : Wayne's flaky reputation goes up in a puff of smoke.Icky Wicket : Lawrence is top of the twatting order.Copper Feelz : Harrison is taken off of Fallon's case.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join Keri and Matthew at the crease this week as they attempt to win the toss.Batting order as follows:Googly-eyed: Lawrence is in for his maiden over.Swine Clue : Hannah hogs Chris's attention at the pub quiz.Isosceles Love Triangle : Brad, Ben and Zainab just don't add up.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Matthew comforts Keri as they piece together the criminal reconstruction of a week that felt like curtains for The Archers.A big thank you and welcome to our nine new patrons : Julie, Cushla, Benedict, Lizzie, Lisa, Linda, Charlotte, Jenny and Lorraine.Further thanks to all of you who listen and support us.Entering stage left:Button It : Mick gives Joy the silent treatment.Berwick on Speed : Ambridge's latest mystifying blow in.Dame Over : Tony loves tractors more than his children.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they sabotage the roof of Felperham Arts Centre.A huge welcome to new patrons : James, Mark, Diana, Mary and John.Props to Rutherian for the title of this week's episode.On the physical menu list:Casey Meat-up : Vince gets romantic.Thai The Knot : Ben and Zainab pad it out.Gen Sex : Brian can do whatever the f*ck he wants.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBeaver/Hat link courtesy of Tom Allen : https://open.substack.com/pub/peterfrankopan/p/the-laws-of-unintended-consequences?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=299i5g Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hey everyone,A huge welcome to new Patrons: Sian, Heather, Budleigh Belle and Allan. Thanks so much for supporting us.Join us this week for the following:Visit Borsetshire's latest theme park.Try dating in the Borsetshire dairy community. Slip into the world's first Prog Rock Hot Tub.Get to know your onions with the beloved Tom Archer.Keri quizzes Matthew.The AI Archers take over the planet and much, MUCH more.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello everyone!A big welcome and massive thanks to new Patrons Yvette and Penny.Join us this week as we hear more about the David Archer movie franchise, Matthew manifests scenes in The Archers and we hear how Harrison gets on undercover up north.The dips this week are:Dam it : Khalil puts David in the gnaw about rewilding's beaver plans.Wotsit all about? : Ben and Leonard consider life in the orange dream machine.Sum thing's wrong : Brad considers subtracting himself from Uni.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello everyone.Join Keri and Matthew returning from their Christmas break with 14 (count 'em!) new Patrons along for the ride.Massive thanks to Catherine, Aimee, Julian, Robert, Jennifer, Angus, Douglas, Suzanne, William, Elizabeth, Kate, Kath and both Paulas for signing up as well as a huge thank you to all our existing patrons too for their help.Carving up the family farm this week, we found:How to claim your money back on mis-sold Grundy items.What really happened up on Lakey Ridge Farm.Explore the Bridge Farm loyalty scheme and all it brings.Some actual Archers 'reality' to boot, including Rochelle theories, cheese succession and Neil being lovely.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hey everyone,Hope you're all having a cracking festive build up.They certainly were back in the mists of time in Ambridge with a vertiable banger of a week.Joe selling bootleg cider punch at Deck the Halls (Gills).Nigel doing a gorilla striptease (possibly).Helen doubling up as a baby laxative (always).New Netflix series just dropped : Mike Tucker in Paris (Oui Oui!),We loved every minute of it, as I think you'll detect in this episode of the pod.Listen to the full Patreon special: 2009 Christmas by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-special-118341756?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkChristmas 2010 to follow next week.Lots of love,TCSxxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey all.A big welcome to new Patrons: Charlie, Jerry, Richard, Annabelle and Anna. Thanks so much for your support.Check out David's pedantry here: https://www.bikeradar.com/features/long-reads/cycling-environmental-impactAnd go see Christmas Present and Correct here : https://www.lichfieldgarrick.com/events/christmas-present-correctHave a very merry Christmas, see you on the other side.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Huge shoutout and hugs to new Patrons: Sarah, Laura, Joanne, Jaqui, Harriet and Deborah.Props also to legend Andrew Miles for his upgrade.Join us this week as we zoom round the lanes of Ambridge trying to keep up with the lunatic Leonard.On our list for Scary Santa:Saint Mick : The carpark roadie gives us a nightmare before Christmas.Zain-y Races : David goes in hot pursuit.Keeping Council : Is Emma getting booted from the parish?Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

If there's another Archers' podcast out there covering Napalm Death, Carly Simon and Iron Maiden this weekend, we'd like to see them in The Bull car park. Preferably NOT next to Mick's van.Huge love to new patrons Amanda and Louise, thanks so much!As always, massive respect to all in The Cider Shed Patreon Gang, link to join below.Now, if you don't mind, we booked the following:Camp David : The Brookfield Saint saves the hay.Cottage Industry : Borsertshire Fakes dot comLeap of Faith : An ex-Ambridge girl goes back to her roots.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join us this week as we take you to the Borsetshire Hereford Cattle Society's afterparty, we discuss Mick giving Keri the ick and Brad and Kirsty making a beaver flick.Huge welcome to new Patrons, Paul, Tony, Aimée and Jason.What we naming this goat then?Turf War : Helen goes to ground in the house sale.Droning On : Should Brad be divided?Feline Good : When you have no more stories, throw a dead cat onto on the table.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hey there listeners, despite a few beavers in the machine earlier, the pod is now up with all ads and jingles.A big welcome and thank you to new Patrons: Elizabeth, Marie and Paula.Dam Gurl : Rex is eager for beavers.Slum Chums : Helen reaches a new, cheesy level of condescensionPassive Aggressive House : What's got Tony's goat?Produced by Matthew WeirBritish Hen Welfare Trust as mentioned by John Doolan : https://www.bhwt.org.uk/Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join Keri, Matthew and their AI assistant Rex this week as they cover that slightly early Christmas Carol plot.We're also visited by a ghost of Ambridge future that you DIDN'T hear from on The Archers this week.Rest in Power June Spencer: We pay tribute.Massive thanks to new patrons, Richard, Melanie, Marie and Sam and a big shout-out to Chloe for the upgrade. Much appreciated, all of you.Now, where do you want to go today?Curtains for Kirsty? : Helen loses the drapes of wrath.Rex Education : Justin takes a walk on rewild's side.Chariots of Dire : Will and Ed take the fun out of the run.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

What can we do when Ambridge dishes up a week like THAT one we just had?Make a pod about it I guess.Thanks to new Patrons: Richard, Steven, Claire, James, Lauren, Luke, Caroline, Colin and Hannah, and a big up to John and Francesca for their upgrades.Name the following kittens:Death by Bonfire Cheese : Will Helen's plans hamper Fallon.Butt of The Joke : Wesley wins The Ashes.You Rexy Thing : All is Fairbrother in Love and War.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hey everyone.WE. ARE. BACK.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they cover Brian making his big screen debut, Darrington cooking up an event to rival 'Apple Day' and Adam going raving in the jungle.A huge, warm, mulled-cidery welcome to our SEVEN new Patrons: Tom, Steve, Frances, Debbie, Adam, Sally and Katy.Empty your pockets of the following please:In Cell : George sums up prison for Brad.Core Skills : An Apple Day a day keeps the Grundys in pay.Salem's Lottie : It's spooky disco inferno time with Ian and Adam's new bestie.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join us as we get into exactly what's waiting for George at Handale Prison, what's showing at Felpersham Orpheus this weekend and we ponder what might be the issue with the Ambridge tourist industry.Huge thanks to Rachel, Neil and Lara for becoming patrons and to James Griffiths who upgraded his membership. Bless you all.We're very grateful to Heather Jones and Legal Beagle for their lovely reviews and last but not least, to our listener and patron Courtney (he of the mighty Mr Cartwright impression) who selflessly gave us our title this week.Please rise:Rage Against The Tagine : Is there something fishy about Lynda's peace offering?Thick End of The Wedge : Adam helps out in The Tearoom.Boycott The Bull : Lilian reaches a new low.Produced by Matthew WeirMike Tucker singing the theme tune from Casualty on TV Burp : https://youtu.be/_i0Ti1cvVD0?t=219Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join Keri and Matthew this week AND 22 NEW PATRONS! (shoutouts at the end you lovely people) as they kick the hornets' nest that is The Archers into the long grass.Baking in the oven, we have:Love at First Sting? : Zainab scooters into Ben's life.Bad-Time Story : Alice reads George his wrongs.Fake Off : Khalil likes to stir, but still gets his cake.Produced by Matthew WeirGo see Susie Riddell in this : https://millatsonning.com/shows/the-whistling/And go see Madeleine Leslay in this : https://www.warhorseonstage.com/It's Lonely At The Centre Of The Earth by the immensely talented Zoe Thorogood:https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/its-lonely-at-the-centre-of-the-earth-tpBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hey there you lot, Matthew was almost annoyed this week, while Keri was rocking in the corner.Our entries are:Table Emotion : Wish this storyline was on a wobbly table.I GET THAT REFERENCE! : Thanks Oliver and Pat.Cop Out : Harrison isn't feeling the force.Produced by Matthew WeirIt's Lonely At The Centre Of The Earth by the immensely talented Zoe Thorogood: https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/its-lonely-at-the-centre-of-the-earth-tpAnd her instagram : https://www.instagram.com/zoethorogood/?hl=enDelia's Cheese and Apple Pie recipe, feel free to choose your own and send us your pics : https://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/collections/perfect-pies/traditional-apple-pie-with-a-cheddar-crustBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join Keri, Matthew, Lionel Richie, Delia Smith and Tom Archer (trying his hand at mediation) as we ponder WTF was going on in Ambridge this week.Medi-hate : Tom's a genius.Cheesed Off : Pie in the sky storyline.Dropzoned Out : Emma fails to kill Ed.Produced by Matthew WeirDelia's Cheese and Apple Pie recipe, feel free to choose your own and send us your pics : https://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/collections/perfect-pies/traditional-apple-pie-with-a-cheddar-crustBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hey you lovely lot,Join us this week as we welcome new Patrons: Pam, Helen, Rachel, Mike, Lex, Gerard and Jesi.A tanned Keri is reunited with Matthew as they navigate an Ambridge tempest of dog-poo bins, giant sunflowers and redecorating Greenacres.Nothing else happening, was there?Litter-ally Dog Shit : Can we bin this storyline off please?Neil Before Me : George has a heart to heart with the world's best Grandad.Arrested Development : Harrison discovers how to dial 999.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join us this week as we interview the Horrobins.Go see Susie in this : https://millatsonning.com/shows/the-whistling/And then go see Madeleine in this : https://www.warhorseonstage.com/Susie has a wonderful podcast over here : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/limited-time-only/id1570332675Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join Keri and Matthew on tour this week as The Cider Shed is recorded and edited in various locations. We've got 'Mystic Flannels', 'Found in a Skip Fashion' and a certain someone's 4-day course into the bendy unknown.Confused? You will be. Copping a feel : Harrison and Fallon go undercover.Run to you : With lovely Laura at the cricket, does Alistair regret going out for a duck?Kate goes postal: Clive's shop crimes don't have a shelf life.Fete. Up against your will : Wang a piglet, weigh a welly, and breathe. It's OVER for another year.Massive welcome to new Patrons; Ali, Jet, Heather, Dylan and Adrian.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Join us this week as Keri and Matthew celebrate the return of the prodigal plumber, discuss lying when thick and ponder what multiple scenes involving Kirsty and Denise could have done to our inner eardrums.Dhal P for Perjure : Uncle Clive spices things up.Lying Thickos : The rule is simple. If you're thick. Don't lie. You'll end up looking like a right banana.Gruff Justice : Kirsty giveth Denise a room. Saint Roy taketh away.Produced by Matthew WeirVote for us in the British Podcast Awards, if you like : https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/votingTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

With Matthew away on holiday and Keri off in London seeing Sheryl Crow, there wasn't much time to put a podcast together so we're giving you what we thought of the start of the week.We'll reconvene and tell you what we thought of the end of the week on the next Patreon midweeker.Hope you enjoy the slightly stripped back affair.Normal service, silly ads etc to be resumed next week.There will be no regular ads or monetization for this episode.Produced by Matthew WeirTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Greetings fair listeners.This is Podcastery manifest.RIP to Jack Karlson who we (and Metallica) pay tribute to at the start of this episode, don't be alarmed.Elsewhere, hear about the latest fruity cider hitting the village shelves, who to call in case of broken hero glass and witness the miracle that is Film Warbis 84.So, relax and let Keri and Matthew ferry you on a horse-drawn dray, between the sublime and the Ambridge ridiculous while we discuss the following topics:Hero Glass Repair, Hero Glass Replace : It's Emma's party and she'll tell if she wants to.SaTURDay Shite Fever : Worst 40th ever.How Deep is your Bruv? : Can Will keep the truth from Ed?Produced by Matthew WeirRIP Jack Karlson : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeihcfYft9wMetallica. 'For Whom The Bell Tolls' : https://youtu.be/B_HSa1dEL9s?si=RnHbU81KHdiYwsDKThe Cider Shed Podcast Fantasy Football League is back. Set up you team by 6.30pm, Friday 16th of August and join the league using the code k884tlHere's the link : https://fantasy.premierleague.com/squad-selection?s=09For those in doubt on how to go about joining the Fantasy Football League, here are two links, firstly to help you pick your team : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAvr7qz7O1o and secondly on how to join a league : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSkOCBBAp10To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello you lovely bunch.Ok, so it was a bit of a week in Ambridge, we know. But don't worry, we're here to help. Find out exactly what Ambrose has been up to, book a mediation session with Jakob and don't forget to call in to Adam's brand new podcast.Among the Rom-com titles, we dug out:Hen Don't : Barnstormer of a party or a Mani-Pedi-Tragi-Fest?George the Confessor : Emma is called on to be a silent witness.All is Fair in Lovell War : Jakob is going crackers,Produced by Matthew WeirThe Cider Shed Podcast Fantasy Football League is back. Set up you team by 6.30pm, Friday 16th of August and join the league using the code k884tlHere's the link : https://fantasy.premierleague.com/squad-selection?s=09To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello fine folk of The Cider Shed.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they scrimp and save at the Cost of Living Fete, go undercover with Meat Squad and get a fair bang for their buck at Celia Sparrow's first foray on the festival circuit.Among the cheap cuts were:Shattered Myths : He don't need another hero (glass).Every Day is like Sundae : Fallon is getting creamed off with The Archers.Vet's a Family Affair : Mum is no longer the word at Lovell James.Produced by Matthew WeirTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello fine, foraging folk.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they play 'Dinner or Death', invite you to ALL of Bridge Farm's new fun events, and also reflect on the inconvenience of your partner turning to stone.Among the Pineapple weed, we plucked the following:Trough Day at The Office : Freddie's not enjoying his pig of a job.Weed Yourself : Neil shows Jazzer where the wild things grow.Party gate : Natasha clucks up Fallon and Chelsea's hen plans.Produced by Matthew WeirPsychomania Tralier : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8zcFMRwxoTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Don't miss out on The Cider Shed feature length election special.With reporters placed around the country, we brought you the latest as we got it, and sometimes even when we didn't get it.Hear the whole thing today by going to : https://www.patreon.com/posts/cider-shed-2024-107971418 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright my lovers?Join Keri and Matthew this week as they celebrate Celia Sparrow's resounding win, plan a trip to the Wrinkley Music Festival and then, perhaps a little discreet visit to feed some ducks. Never fear, all will be explained.As will this lot, to some extent:Sub-Terfuge : Denise benches Paul in favour of AlistairTedder Boy : George burns for the tenuous case of Tilly ButtonB.L.SHIT : Stella comes aboard.Produced by Matthew WeirTHIS IS THE FARM! Thanks Jo. : https://x.com/caenhillcc/status/1812022058903081301?s=46To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Greetings fine folk,Join Keri and Matthew this week as they scale the Alp that is German humour about Bonnie Tyler.And some Archers stuff, honest...Wine and Dash: Alice nabs Blue Nun.Tree's the magic number: Ed, Emma and George hit the roadThat boy needs therapy: Josh gets Jealous?Produced by Matthew WeirTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello all,Keri and Matthew have had their manes plaited, daisies shoved in their hair and are ready to be paraded into your ears.On the village fete running order:Megxit : Bartleby rides into the sunset.Carter before the Horse : Lilian keeps the stable door open for Alice.Twist of Fete : Joy's plans are not to be sniffed at.Produced by Matthew WeirTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars

Hello you smashers!Join Keri and Matthew this week as they delve into the murky election campaign of Helen Archer. We hear from the latest in equine lefty lawyerdom and we discover why some sloppy, clip-cloppy nomenclature may be holding you back.In no particular horsey order:Bush Tucker : All that's missing is Roy.Not Guilty : Alice refuses to string a sentence together.Caravan of Love : Mick and Joy have classic intercourse.It's a Cert : Harrison agrees to stop bringing up baby. For now, anyway.Produced by Matthew WeirA Bit of Fry and Laurie. Greek Restaurant : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h20PWliNGkTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews' and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review' (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars