The Jane-Way - A Star Trek Voyager podcast

Season 2 Recap. 26 episodes and 198 decisions have led us here. Will Season 2 turn out as a Right Way, Wrong Way, or Jane-Way? Reprogram your bodily functions, grab your closest jiggly rock and listen in to find out. What to expect from episode 47: 198 Dec…

Basics 1. Be careful not to suffer from exploding desk syndrome or shear stupidity and let a bunch of half-wit Kazons and Seska peck you to death like ducks and steal your ship! Join Liam and Suzanne in part 1 of the season 2 finale. What to expect from e…

Resolutions. Liam and Suzanne have made it to New Earth and they have so many questions. How does a burrowing insect get through all of those uniform layers? How do they fill that bathtub up? Being stranded with an Angry Warrior, where do we sign up? What …

Tuvix. Join Sobrasuziam – the sexy mash up of Liam, Suzanne, and guests, Brandi and Sohail – to definitively answer this question: was it murder? Where did those plastic containers go in Tuvix? Just what body parts were dominant? Is Tuvix edib…

Innocence. Liam and Suzanne have figured out that the crew of Voyager just really enjoy descrating gravesites. The conversation delves into glitter unicorns, a Skynet situation, Chaneway, and dual Tuvok fingers. Just what are leadership eyebrows anyways? T…

Deadlock. Fire off a mammary pulse to bring your ship back in phase and join Liam and Suzanne for a very complicated episode whereby we ask the important questions – scaly or chapped nips? Which Janeway can out-Jane-Way the other Janeway? What to exp…

Investigations. Liam and Suzanne drop in on A Briefing With Neelix to discuss questionable cheesemongers, Tom's lack of packing skills, and (checks notes) nostril fisting?! Investigations is the episode where Janeway, in her infinite wisdom, provides…

Lifesigns. Pashing in a 1950s car may be Tom's ideal date, but not for the Doctor! Liam and Suzanne chat about the personal growth in the Doctor, the sad life of a Vidiian, and coin a new term for something… What exactly is the Seska Subroutin…

Death Wish. Join Liam and Suzanne as they wade into the deep conversations brought about in this episode. Such as, was that really rabbit and what is going on with John de Lancie's lips?! Also, watch out for ANTS! What to expect from episode 38: Scie…

Dreadnought. NSFW. Lube up and get ready to get as sweaty as Lt Torres. Join us with guest Char to talk about another time where a sentient piece of machinery is trying to destroy something. Was Janeway Pi-110'ing for someone she's never met t…

Meld. There are things in the Star Trek Universe that you don't know you need until you realise it exists. One of those things ia a furry finger facial from our friend, Neelix. Join Liam + Suzanne as they talk through this fantastic episode! What to …

Threshold. NSFW. Liam and Suzanne throw open their space doors to special guest, Brandi, to talk about one of the more… out there episodes of Voyager. Does Neelix get waxed, is Janeway ‘sturdy,' and just what does Paris Delight taste lik…

Alliances. Telegram! You have been invited to the event of the Season hosted by the Queen of Diplomacy, Katherine Janeway! Join Liam and Suzanne see just how many Jane-ways they can give out in one episode. What to expect from episode 34. My Fair Kazon? Lia…

Prototype. Welcome to the Pleasurebot Dome! Liam and Suzanne are at it again and now they are seeking sponsors. Watch out for the Dombot, unless that's what you're into. Really, WTH was Janeway thinking?!

Resistance. Liam & Suzanne wonder whether they hit a new low in this episode as they try and work out what Telerium is. They also talk about female anatomy and sexually frustrated make-up artists. Was this a right way, a wrong way, or a Janeway? What t…

Maneuvers. Nothing says I love you like taking the DNA of a man and impregnating yourself with it. Join us as we talk about this episode, Kazon Periodontal Disease, and some well needed service and maintenance. Oh, Seska, we love you! What to expect from e…

Cold Fire. Liam and Suzanne are back to talk about the OP Ocampa, Kes, in this episode. Is Kes stronger than Captain Marvel, the Eternals, and Isabelle from Smash Bros? We don't know because we don't bring it up, but its a fun thought to have,…

Tattoo. Neelix is an Australian? A Voyager/Sharknado crossover? Liam and Suzanne talk about these things and more. Also, why, why, why was there a butt double?! Plus, the return of FanFic!

Persistence of Vision. Shove an awful cucumber sandwich in your mouth and listen to Liam and Suzanne talk about the final Janeway Eyre episode. Liam also reads out Janeway's demand list when she was given command of Voyager! What's in episode 2…

Parturition. Suzanne and Liam got the vapours during this episode as they started shipping Neelix and picked on Harry Kim's inability to blow Tom's clarinet. Grab your nearest bottle of glandular secretions, and take a listen!

Twisted. Taking a stroll, on the move, going for walkies, no matter how you say it there's a lot of wandering around. Liam and Suzanne explore the pheno-Mahna-Mahna, argue about fondant, and speculate about Chakotay's self Oo-moxx ear tugging.…

“Non-Sequitur” What better way to celebrate a boring episode, than with a guest! Liam and Suzanne are joined by Starfleet Boy (Sohail), as they talk about homosexual Pon Farr, the God that is Danny Byrd, and put on drunk offensive Italian acce…

Elogium. Grab hold of a hopper stopper and join Liam and Suzanne as they learn about Ocampan puberty, space sperm, and the secret of the Voyager's sexiness. It's those pivoting nacelles.

Projections. What is real and what isn't real? Liam and Suzanne get very confused in this episode about their own show's premise! They also talk about Josh Holloway, BBC News, Neelix Grunting, and a long discussion about holodeck fluids……

Initiations. Liam and Suzanne venture behind the doors of Voyager's public bathroom just off of the Mess Hall and discover Voyager's take on playing Marco Polo. Grab some jalfrezi or baklava, and prepare yourself for a creepy Kazon kiss.

The 37s. Let Season 2 commence! Join Liam and Suzanne as they go through this incredibly convenient episode, where Janeway fangirls over A PERIOD E A R H A R T. Is this a Jane-Way? We also touch on anal probing, manure, and Dolly! What's in Episode 2…

Season 1 Review. We learn that consent is always required, and courtesy lube is a must when there is science to be done! Did we end up with a Right Way, Wrong Way, or Jane-Way?

Learning Curve. NSFW. Liam is tipsy from gin in this Season 1 finale episode where he and Suzanne talk about Janeway's decisions in Learning Curve. Do we get a Jane-Way? We also talk about greek yoghurt, hazing, some pornstar, and The Crown. What is …

How do sticky pool tables, House Harkonnen, and the Love Boat tie into the episode ‘Jetrel'? Which decision was the most Janeway of Jane-Ways? Liam and Suzanne are joined by Brandi Jackola to dive deep into this episode. Science boners for all…

“Faces.” Join Liam and Suzanne as they look at Janeway's decisions in this B'Elanna centric episode. We also talk about a little known unfortunate side effect of the Phage, a little bit about Prodigy, and also… tax? Did we get a Ja…

Put on your best Victorian outfit, grab a bowl of garlic soup, some sweet tea and join Liam and Suzanne as they analyze our dear Captain's decisions in ‘Cathexis.' Beware, they are giving out half points again!

Heroes and Demons! Liam, Suzanne, and Kennedy from Women at Warp go through this stupid episode (and Liam gets to say that as he's writing the notes!) but we spice it up as we talk about Janeway twerking, schnitzels, and Wonder Woman. Was this a Jan…

In this surprisingly musical episode, Liam and Suzanne take on “State of Flux” where we find Seska is working with the Kazon! We also find out that Suzanne likes spoons & Liam gets a small lesson on 90s underwear. Were things done the Jane…

Somehow Liam and Suzanne talking about ‘Prime Factors' careens into personal grooming, Bluey, garlic bread with whipped cream, and synonyms.

Liam and Suzanne are joined by Bruce Gibson of POSITIVELY TREK to go through the Harry Kim centric episode, “Emanations.” Somehow Guinan's hats show up, as well as Mark Twain and Grand Nagus Zek impressions?

Our Season 2 rewrite brings a few new characters to our Voyager crew, and we cannot wait to introduce you to Elizabeth, Owen, and Quinn!

In this episode, Liam and Suzanne take a look at Janeway's decisions in “Ex Post Facto.” They also talk about Tuvok as Hercule Poirot, some random movie called Enemy Mine, and our lusty felonious pilot, Lieutenant Hornbag.

Join Liam and Suzanne as they discuss not only the command decisions in “Eye of the Needle,” but also Ocamapan mullets, Universal Space Time, and Janeway's odd choice of sleepwear. Seriously, why does it have pants?!

There's coffee in that nebula! Join Liam, Suzanne, and special guest Nick aka Ketwolski as they look at Janeway's decisions in “The Cloud.” Be warned. We get rather explicit talking about Tom's holographic sex cabin, Chakotay…

“Phage” introduced a new adversary to our intrepid crew. Liam and Suzanne delve into this episode and discover many things; kitchen fires, hangry Janeway, eyebrow pubes, and a possible guest star spot for Oprah just to name a few. Hosts: Liam Sm…

Bacon, Lettuce. and Tomato. Nothing quite like it. Oh, wait, we mean B'Elanna Torres, there is no one quite like her! In this episode of The Jane-Way, Liam and Suzanne talk about BLT, Suzanne's cat does some funny business, and Suzanne is also…