We Should Start a Band

On their debut album Wild Rice Has Integrity, the hipsters are getting controversial. They are fed up with having too many options when sitting down to eat and aren't afraid to say so! They long for simpler times, when salad bars were plentiful , soup and sandwich combos straightforward were , and you made your own cleats by hammering nails through your shoes. Should you listen this week? We'll make the choice easy for you…yes, you should.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Sour at the Back, the hipsters are finally getting around to trying a selection of hard seltzers. From discussing the best marketing and packaging, after all sexy seltzer sells, to making out with a pine tree, or was it making beer out of a pine tree? Anyway the hipsters are letting loose and getting carbonated. ASMR trigger warning, this is not the episode for those with weak bladders.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.comElevator music bossa nova by Lesfm from Pixabay

On their debut album, Two Body Saturday, it is a night of madness, Mall Madness that is. Join the hipsters as they time travel back to their teen years and embrace their inner mallrats. Some hipsters haven't been to a mall in years and it shows. But it isn't all fun and boardgames. How will the hipsters handle the ups and downs and sideways as a hipster cat creates an earthquake big enough to combat capitalism? Who will make it to the parking lot first? And will they do a haul video? Only time, or the next hour, will tell.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Tossed on the Table, the heat is getting to the hipsters, so they are heading out to get a frozen treat. They have chased down the local ice cream truck and ordered the most nostalgic option on the menu. Join them as they enjoy their summer treats while diving into deep thoughts such as is the earth actually round or really a dome, are chunks okay in ice cream, and what is the proper way to eat an ice cream sandwich? So step up and place your order, would you like that in a cone or a cup?Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album If You Can, Why Don't You, the hipsters are taking a detour home from their local late night craft brewery to grab a helping of deep fried cereal with a side of doughnut encased pulled pork. They're exchanging Instagram handles with the other regulars, logging their drunk cravings in the app, and arranging a tee time for the following day's game of hangover golf. Hopefully the perfume ghost can steer clear long enough for them to enjoy their post-drinks nosh.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Tinfoil Three Piece Suit, the hipsters are asking the deep questions and uncovering the secrets of alien abductions with the help of ListVerse's ‘10 Signs You Might Have Already Been Abducted by Aliens'. They are traveling to the farthest reaches of the universe, all the way to the Vegas of the Midwest and beyond. From missing time and crazy parties to shadow people and technical difficulties, they are leaving no saucer unturned in their quest for the truth.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Not everything the hipsters say is gold. In fact, most of it isn't but they still need to fill a podcast. The truth is that as authentic as they want to be, even the hipsters have to edit on occasion, and when they do, some brilliant snippets of hipster wisdom can be lost to the cutting room floor. Now is your chance to see the rants, the jokes, and the real hipsters behind the microphone. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album 10 Hours of Lawn Mowing, the hipsters are going live (in that it was live at some point) about their opinions on real-time broadcasting. They are even (discussing) opening the lines to take calls concerning scripted reality, if recording lags are necessary, the extensive powers of witches, and many other topics that are not related to live shows. So get your knees out and find your seats. And please, hold your applause until the end of the episode.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Dime-Store Cheesecake, the hipsters set sail to find the perfect place to enjoy their desserts without having to share. The only option, a deserted island of course. Now to pull together a pudding packing list of tasty treats they want to keep all to themselves. It will take heading to a desert island, or should we say a dessert island, to truly dig into one of dining's greatest dilemmas, do we really need to share dessert?Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Sauce Landslide, the hipsters head out for a bite to eat and what better place for a salty snack than the local burger joint? They will be ordering off the secret menu while addressing serious issues such as pickle distribution and which chain has the inferior fry. Pull up a booth and get your refills ready, this is shaping up to be one happy meal. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Deep-seated Fantasy (B-side), the hipsters continue to test the bonds of their friendship with the finale of how well do they know the other hipsters game. Like so many B-sides before, this is the side of the album that holds the real gems like Heritage Avocado Toast's feelings on ironing and why a kale tiramisu might not be such a bad idea.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Deep-seated Fantasy, the hipsters test how well they really know each other after so many years. From their go to karaoke song to what they would buy at the farmers' market, they will test their knowledge. Things may get a bit sticky, especially when the hipsters address their favourite pizza toppings. They get so caught up in their battle that it will even spill into a second episode.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album No Plug in the Hallway, the hipsters burn through their opinions on all things candle related and wax on about other ways to use, well, wax. They can't promise any of these are reasonable ways, it is the hipster crew here after all. It's a hot one this week but trust us, no other podcast can hold a candle to this episode. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Pony Zoning, the hipsters are heading back into the kitchen to share their favourite gadgets as well as their love of all things off topic. Listen as they answer the big questions like which appliance gives you the most bang for your buck, when is it a good time to buy a pony, and what is the origin of the dough hook?Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album A Laugh ‘til You Cry Kind of Day, the hipsters are back and ready to take on 2022. But is 2022 truly ready for them? Between the dirty jokes, terrible decisions, and ambush ASMR (Retro Denim Jacket's favourite), the hipsters will be taking a forward look at what the internet has in store for the new year. From this-core to that-core, red mullets to lockdown mullets, no trend is safe from their scrutiny. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut Christmas album I Don't Want To Cry At Christmas, the hipsters start the season in style; wearing plaid pyjamas and curled up in front of their favourite holiday films. And while they can't agree on what qualifies as a Christmas film, this may just be the first, and probably only, episode where all the hipsters manage to stay on topic (mostly). Tune in to find out what they are watching this holiday season and why they have such terrible taste.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.comBells from Zapsplat.com

On their debut album Next Day Gravy, the hipsters tackle turkey day. They toss around how to cook the bird, try to avoid getting off sides, and go for a two pie conversion. They might end up having a full on fowl out over the sauce. Tune in to find out!Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Don't Eat the Seeds, the hipsters are pitting, or should we say coring, different types of apples against each other in the ultimate apple battle royale...à la mode. From applesauce to apple vodka to why you shouldn't climb on taxidermy the hipsters will be giving their hot, and cold, takes on all things relating to their favourite fall fruit. Get ready to take a juicy bite of another tasty episode.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Just the Tin, the hipsters eagerly embrace their favourite season and all the joys it has to offer. From autumnal clothing to fall fare, there is nothing the hipsters do not love about this time of year. They even venture into the realm of Hallmark movies for the first time in 2021, where Retro Denim Jacket shows her shallow colours. Let's just say, you better be the cute brother if you want her attention. So put on your favourite flannel, heat up the mulled wine, and get ready to take a stroll through the leaves with your favourite hipsters. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album The Halloween Album, the hipsters settle in for an evening of sinister cinema filled with all the top hipster recommended Halloween films. Feeling inspired they even discuss taking on a macabre movie production themselves with their guaranteed blockbuster, The Quiet Car. All that creative energy even gets them one step closer to actually starting their band, sort of. Warning, this episode may contain spoilers but we promise no jump scares.Music: Dead Spawn and It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Witch Ones Stain, the hipsters are getting decked out in their holiday finest and hitting the town. Nothing says Hipster Halloween like some pun sized costumes, a few highbrow references, and a lot of innuendo. Grab your face paint and replica cane, but leave the glitter for now, as the crew heads deeper into the haunted woods of spooky season.Music: Dead Spawn and It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Don't Hide In Trees, the hipsters are sneaking into spooky season with all the subtlety of a cat having an argument with a plastic bat. From how realistic is too realistic to why songs about public transit might drive you over the edge to jazzing up your giraffe, the hipsters go full haunted house on this podcast. Delicious.Music: Dead Spawn and It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Polypicnic, the hipsters find themselves in drama yet again. Retro Denim Jacket makes a statement defending her questionable behaviour and it is now up to the listeners to decide if Heritage Avocado Toast will make it for another episode. And none of this clickbait...at all. Grab your blanket, pack a basket, get down with the celery, and head out to meet the hipsters in the park for an outdoor episode you won't forget. *Ants not includedMusic: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Just Beyond Green, the hipsters take almost half an episode to put on their opinion socks. At this rate we are never leaving the house. The hipsters are pulling up all the hard hitting topics such as why white is out, themes are in, and what socks to wear to attract a mate. They even stumble into some shoe do's and don'ts. It gets so heated that Heritage Avocado Toast had to call in from an undisclosed location for safety reasons. Will he be around for the next episode? Listen to find out!Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On the second part of their debut double album The Beef of Frogs, the hipsters come back for seconds of all the great offerings and delicious delicacies at the fair. They stuff themselves, discuss some history, and map out all the locations of the ice cream of the future with the aim of some tasty time travel.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album The Beef of Frogs, the hipsters are continuing their day at the park and feeling a bit peckish. Nothing hits the spot like something deep fried and covered in sugar. Don't worry, it won't get too wild as Heritage Avocado Toast promises to take the fun out of the fair with a good old fashioned spreadsheet. Pack your antacids because this one is a two-parter. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Pants Over Pants, the hipsters are hitting the amusement park to ride some rides and judge some outfits. So put on your jorts, layer that flannel, slather on the SPF, and come along. The ticket price is unknown but word is Muffin Tops 25 will be playing in the grandstand. You can even skip the line. All in all, it promises to be an episode to remember.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album That Hunter-Gatherer Feel, the hipsters grab a cart and set out into the wilds of the grocery store. They examine why shopping small isn't just about maintaining one's hipster cred but also about maintaining one's sanity. From aisle rearranging to children on wheels, the hipsters rant about all the pitfalls of shopping in big stores. With a surprise appearance from a special guest, this episode shouldn't be missed.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Preconceived Notions, the hipsters break the ice by taking on controversial topics like big tech, gender reveals, and sharing movie theatre candy under a lava flow. They will hit all the key personality points and accidentally create dating profiles that will have you swiping right. Timers at the ready!Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Heh Heh...Secrets, the hipsters discover more about themselves through the lens of an online personality quiz than they ever thought possible. From how they are feeling emotionally to learning their spirit animals, this episode will whisk you away on a journey before eventually depositing you in the furry or feathered shoes of your favourite hipster pet. Don't worry, all the hipsters are now fully housetrained.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Toss the Burlap, the hipsters have a lot of feelings and they need to let them out. So they head into the woods for a primal rant and a few laughs along the way. From instant coffees to prom-posals, is there anything the hipsters don't have an opinion on? Probably not, but may as well listen to find out. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Angry About Clams, the hipsters are pulling out the cooler, lighting up the grill, and setting off some conversational fireworks. Someone might even get burned. Stop by, bring a dish, and find out why Retro Denim Jacket even bought that cement mixer. This is one fiery summer extravaganza. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Sweet Cherry Bass, the hipsters will have you asking the really important questions in life, such as when is a beer not a beer? Would I visit a hipster version of Jurassic Park? And will they ever actually get to this episode's topic? It's a contentious one this week so buckle up.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Crystal Bow Tie, the hipsters celebrate the 10th anniversary of their first episode by going shopping for some anniversary gifts. Or at least, putting together some excellent advice on what they should give each other. After all, they are highly opinionated. Brace yourself for the greatest twist to hit the hipsters this season.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Three Pronged Trident, the hipsters throw together their first mixtape. It promises to be the type of selection that makes you want to jump in the car and just drive, but maybe not with the hipsters as navigators. Heat stroke is definitely setting in as the hipsters clearly record 3 different podcasts and somehow make them work together.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Chicken Fried Tomato Sauce, the hipsters get into the nitty gritty of what to serve on a game night. From salty to sweet; travel around the board, do pass go, and do collect all the hipster knowledge that will have you winning the hosting game.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album The Steam Between Them, the hipsters sit down to a brunch discussion you can almost sink your teeth into. Pull up a chair and get ready for a bottomless buffet of banter. Will this be the episode the hipsters fall out over such controversial topics as waffles or pancakes and will it benedict?Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Six Minutes on High, the hipsters welcome their very first guest for a new segment I'm with the band. Alongside their graphic designer, they wade through the world of cereals, take multiple trips down memory lane, get a bit turned around and accidentally join the cult of the pot pie. Are you in or you out?I'm with the band guest - @mrizzdesignsMusic: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Rumour has it, if you play this podcast backwards, you will hear the hipsters' secret recipe for smoked butter lobster lattes. On their debut album Blurred Sauv (B-side), rejoin the hipsters as they test new mixers, judge martinis (as well as vehicle choices), and level up the home bar.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Blurred Sauv (A-side), join the hipsters in their valiant effort to stick to an episode outline and remember the English language. Laugh along as they cover cocktail shakers, garnishing drinks, and wearing perfume? In a We Should Start a Band first, the hipsters have produced a recording that could rival 7 Skies H3 (almost) so they have had to split it into an A-side and a B-side.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album I Bring the Creep, the hipsters host a game night full of terrible puns and wax based candies. Come along as they pull out their least mainstream games, split into teams, and size up their opponents…friends, we mean friends. In the end the real winner is you. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Whipped Cream Off the Top, the hipsters start as they mean to go on, with very little direction. Join them for a discussion on the merits of various non-dairy and bovine adjacent alternatives, as well as their strong feelings on the fowl world. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Fussy About Sizing, attempt to follow the hipsters' ramblings as they give their opinions on specialty oils, salts, and other little touches that make your food that bit more pretentious without all the effort. Will the hipsters win the fight with Truffy the Boxing Truffle? And can they make #showermustard a trend? Listen to find out.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

What started as a night of pretentious drinks, soon became a blog, and now a podcast. Join the crew behind Hipster at Home as they do the most hipster thing they can come up with (so far at least).Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com