We Wanna Know Podcast

WE'RE BAAAAACK......AGAIN!!!Like a couple of deadbeat parents who went out for smokes and just didn't come back from the store. We've finally returned to set things straight and raise this baby podcast right. (Oh, also we had a real baby and that takes up a lot of your life when that happens)Thanks for sticking with us! We're very excited to back in the podhole, making stupid happen.We learned a lot this week, (almost) exclusively about dogs, spiders, and corpses!Topics Include:- "Path to Beef" - The story of a dog who repeatedly pushed kids into a river to collect steak rewards- Sleepy Spider Swallowing: Alternative Facts- Dead Spider Claw Machines: Necro-Bots Assemble!- Tilly, the car-crashing, Idaho herding hero- Breaking News! Corpses thrash around for over a year, apparently- "The Witcher" LARPing school shut down for alt-right ties- "Fresh is Best" - What was the deal with people eating mummies for, like, a reeeeeeally long time? (Spoiler: probably boners)As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

In this episode, we explore the inner workings of the vacuum of space and return with cosmic knowledge of unknown celestial origin.Whitney fills in all the layfolk witht he gritty details of just what does happen to the human body in space anyway? Spoiler: it involves boiling AND freezing, at the same time!Then, Dustin lays out a short history of human space exploration, good and bad...mostly bad.As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

WE'RE BACK AND PREGNANT AS F%@&!On this week's "In-Betweens" episode, we cover all kinds of topics, old and new. And we go off on a few meat-heavy stories.Topics Inlcude:- Pentagon Chicken Spies- The Medicinal Ketchup Craze of the 1800s- One Man's Raw Meat Dietary Journey- Nutritional Cannibalism: Calorie Counting- Secret Car Trunk Stowaways- Hairy Gravestone Encounter- Sausage Drone Dangling Doggo Rescue Operation- The Infamous WWII Beer Run of Machine Gun KellyAs always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

It's our triumphant return episode!! We're back from the jungle, and we're talkin Pirates! Dustin starts out with unlearning a bunch of so-called pirate "facts", before delving into the life story of history's most successful pirateThen, Whitney undoes everything Dustin did with a good old-fashioned wikiHow on how to be a pirate, followed by the story of history's most UNsuccessful pirate.It's a wild, bumpy ride on the open seas! Join us as we try to figure out how to do this show again!As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

We're back in the Podhole! On this episode of "In-Betweens," we're shaking the rust off and talking all kinds of nonsense.Topics include:- "A curious case of rectal ejaculation"- Killer doll hiding in wall- Robots having babies- More creepy kids' past lives- Millionaire's kidnapping/rescue scheme goes awry (aka "Taken" meets "Overboard")- Puppy-stealing monkeys- Russian horse-noise torture- Zodiac killer ID'd???As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

Sorry for the delay, but here is "Jungle Series Episode 5!"For this episode, the topic at hand is "Turns of Phrases"..."Turn of Phrase?"..."The Turning of the Phrase?"...However you wanna say it, we're talking about idioms like a couple of idiots. Whitney starts out with the sexy origins of some common phrases, before unwrapping the surprisingly true story behind Snake Oil Salesfolk. (Did you know snake oil is a real damn thing? And that it actually works?!)Then, Dustin gets medieval on y'all's asses, telling the dark history behind a few more common phrases still in use today, before taking a hard stance on never responding to sneezes ever again. (With the exception of "Satan take 'em," of course.)As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

Jungle Series: Episode #4!In this episode of "In-Betweens," we're still dealing with the unavoidable sounds of the jungle, but we still manage to get silly on a wide range of topics, including:- The Mcdonald's McFlurry Machine Scandal- An update on Joe Exotic's former zoo/animal prison- Leopard on the Loose/Arm the Chickens?- Sex in Space: Serious Business- A Good Hitman is Hard to Find- The Legend of Pelorus Jack: New Zealand's Dolphin Guide- The Titanic Iceberg Strikes Again...in TennesseeAs always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

In the 3rd episode of our "Jungle Series," we're talking Creepy Kids. First, Dustin goes into the "psychology" of why kids are so damn creepy. Then, takes us to the Golden Age of Hollywood to present the Reincarnation Case of Ryan Hammons/Marty Martyn. Whitney rounds out this whole Creepy Kid cornucopia with a deep dive into the wild story of The Gary Exorcism Case and the Demonhouse that hosted a supposed 200+ demons, terrorized an entire family, and even got the police to attend a modern exorcism! As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

***DISCLAIMER***We're sorry about the sound quality on this episode, but we are in the middle of the jungle. Hopefully we'll have all the kinks worked out for the next episode. In part 2 of our Jungle Series, we get weird and all over the place with this "In-Betweens" episodeTopics Inlcude:- Naked Deer Encounters- Michigan Bigfoot Sighting- Random Staircases in the Woods- Lil Nas X Takes Taco Bell- Sea Snake Sex Down by the Seashore- The Great Emu War; aka: Why Whitney Can't have Pet EmusAs always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

In the first of who-knows-how-many episodes in our rainforest series, we're coming to you straight from the jungles of Panama! This episode is all about "Urban Legends"...whatever the hell that means. Whitney starts things off with a legend right in our own borrowed-backyard. She does a deep dive on La Tulevieja, Panama's own creepy Urban Legend. Lock up your babies, cuz Tulevieja's coming for em, engorged titties swinging.Then, Dustin touches on several (aka "way too many") lesser known Urban Legends from around the US, as well as, a couple from overseas. Hold on to your butts, cuz this is a TON of wild stories.As always, our humor isn't suitable for most people. Enjoy!

Lucky number 13! Before departing on our adventure to the jungle, we sit down to discuss random things we've been into lately. Topics Include:- Grievances, Celebrations, and Sandwiches- Smashing Trains Into Each Other- Masturbation Tools in Space- The Occupy McDonald's Movement- Things Not To Say During a Job Interview-Henry Ford's Amazon DoomtownAs always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

On this week's episode, we're talking "Killer Clergy."Dustin opens up with the tale of a priest getting away with murder for 50 years, before going back to the turn of the century for yet another tale of a murderous priest. Then, Whitney travels even further back in time to uncover the dark arts of witch-hunting, and how the church of the "new world" did pretty much whatever the hell they wanted. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

Welcome to our in betweens! This week we cover:Potent Potables Ghost Ships or not?Alien FivesomesGhost MagiciansKitten Buttholes Infiltration of America OnlineJohn Cena!and Thomas Edison that murdering bastardAs always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy! 

This episode is all about found footage and its many wondrous and tortuous ways!Whitney starts things off with a banger, fully dissecting the penultimate alien autopsy footage ever…created?Then, dustin gets weird, talking about severed feets, double basements, and Charlie Sheens.As always, our humor is not suitable for most people.Enjoy! This episode is all about found footage and its many wondrous and tortuous ways!Whitney starts things off with a banger, fully dissecting the penultimate alien autopsy footage ever…created?Then, dustin gets weird, talking about severed feets, double basements, and Charlie Sheens.As always, our humor is not suitable for most people.Enjoy! 

After a small hiatus we are back to show you our in betweens!This week we cover topics like:Eating CelebritiesBlasting off BezosIllegal DentistryFlorida Man in a Florida TownDiarrhea Ham GunsCheese Crimesand much, much more!

Ahoy there mateys! This week we're talking all things maritime. Dustin covers the epic tale of an unsinkable mistress of the sea, a man stuck 100 feet under water for 3 days, and the real life Robinson Crusoe. Wit follows with the tale of the sinking of the St. Paul, some light cannibalism, and the sad fate of one small cabin boy.As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy! 

We're back showing y'all our in-betweens and this time they are coating in cocaine. Enjoy! 

This week is a little different. Wit takes on the more serious topic of the Stonewall Uprising and four women of color who continued the LGBTQ+ movement afterwards (Stormé DeLarverie, Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, Sylvia Rivera, and Marsha P. Joshnson). Dustin turns up the funny and tells us about the screwed up origins of nursery rhymes and delicious cookie men. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!Donate to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute at https://marshap.org/

Coming at you with another in-betweens and we are ready to talk about stuff like:Blood rainCampy, Campy Scary, Scary HorrorAccidental CorpsesKevin BacobitsPractice TraumaPenguin-Dog Friendshipsand More!As always our humor isn't suitable for most people. Enjoy!

Mutants huh?This week Dustin covers what is going on in the Chernobyl exclusion zone, spoiler this includes some adorable radioactive puppers. Then he goes on to tell us about a poison cave that will more than likely kill us all one day. Whitney goes over the ins and outs of telepathy and how it might just be within our reach. Next she covers the case of the "Duvall Letters" scam, which just goes to show that telepathy can in fact be used for evil. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy! 

Surprise! We're back twice in one week. This week's in-betweens includes topics like:Ethical Cannibalism Dolphins Getting HighRadioactive VodkaTurkey MasturbationAnti-Masturbation CerealLarge English Dick in the CountrysideHigh Meatand more!As always, our humor isn't suitable for most people. Enjoy! 

This episode is all about haunted houses...sort of. Whitney takes us on the insanely twisty tale of the haunting of Jodi Foster (no, not that one). It gets wild y'all, dipping into the murder of Marie Spannhake and the infamous kidnapping and torture of Colleen Stan. Then Dustin breaks down the fuckery behind McKamey Manor, the so-called "ultimate survival horror experience," (Spoiler alert: shut it down) before delving into an actual haunted house: the Sallie House of Atchison, Kansas. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

You know the drill, show us your in-betweensOn this episode of our news cast we cover topics like:Trying to do a murderTiger King updatesFlorida WOmanGreen Dick RobinhoodBears eating assFox Hell, fact or fiction?As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy! 

We really try not to be bummers in this bummer town of a topic. Dustin covers the history of where Munchausen's syndrome gets its name. Then he takes us back to La Cosa Nostra with the story of Vinny "The Chin" and the unusual way he avoided the FBI for 30 years. Wit covers Munchausen's by internet and Australian scammer Belle Gibson.As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy! 

In this "In-Betweens" episode we discuss all of the important topics, like:-Marrying sex dolls and large chickens-Better uses for racist monuments-Anti-church and pro-porn-More unnatural flooding stories-Raven burglars -A train robber turned mummy And MORE! As always our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!  

On this episode, we're covering the strange phenomenon of the Florida Man.Whitney is taking us back to Miami "where the heat is on", to cover the story of the Sun Gym Gang that bumbled their way into torturing and robbing Miami's millionaires. Grab the sunscreen and your finest Miami Vice attire for this one. Dustin shines a spotlight on the Florida Man stage play.  Then really pisses  Whitney off by covering some of the most wild and ridiculous run-ins with the ultimate Florida Man, Jimmy Buffett. 

In this episode of "In-Betweens," we try desperately to stop talking about space, but, just like gravity, we keep getting pulled back in. After all, "if it's not working, why fix it?"Topics include: - An ancient alien distress call - The proposed jizz vault on the moon - "Lunar Pits and Lava Tubes for a Modern Ark" - Paul Blart: Seed Vault - The CIA's Heart Attack Gun - Punching Trump's stupid wax face - Susan Smagala-Potts - Boise's buttstuff (band) -The Great Mollasacre of 1919 - Scottish seagull eats a man's tongueCheck out buttstuff, from Boise, Idaho www.buttstuff4ever.bandcamp.com Previously-recorded Livestream Fundraiser Show www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs0s3iroN6U Glad Cactus Records m.facebook.com/pg/gladcactus/posts/ GoFundMe for Ricki's mom www.gofundme.com/f/help-rickis-mo…lico+share-sheet

WARNING! This episode may induce a crippling existential crisis. Listen at your own risk. In this episode, we're exploring the deep dark hole that is Universe Expansion. Dustin opens things up with some tiny tasters about interplanetary antimatter, before delving into the wild world of AI chatbots gone wrong. Then, Whitney breaks it all down...The whole double-funnel-verse...Get ready to have a whole multiversal breakdown on this one. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy! Please support and donate to: Asian-Americans Advancing Justice www.advancingjustice-aajc.org

In this In-Betweens episode, Whitney and Dustin are fighting. Topics Include: - Agatha Christie fucks hard - Rob Zombie's Munsters remake - Joe Exotic's nonexistent pardon - Oumuamua party-pooping - Mr. Rogers fights the KKK - Mid-flight kitty attack - Liam Neeson in Taken: On a Plane - Ancient Mayan Drugs - Pet Leech feeding time - Atomic bomb parties - Honeydicking zombie protocols As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

WWK Ep 26-CUNNebraska VS Cocaine and a Good Orgasm by We Wanna Know Podcast

In the most bummer-filled episode yet, we discover why its probably a good idea to read these stories beforehand. Topics include: - Shania Twain, line-dancing, and the cult of the Macarena - How to be a sociopath in 11 easy steps - The Erfurt Latrine Disaster - Kitten bomb threat - Louisiana baby Bigfoot - Biosphere 2: Honeybirds and Hummingbees - Robert Liston; history's fastest/worst surgeon As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

On this murdery episode, Dustin talks about some limb-losing murderers/murderees, before breaking down the Murder Trust involved in killing Mike Malloy, "The Irish Rasputin." Then, Whitney regales us with the murder story that keeps on giving. Coming all the way from Down Under, this story has it all: sharks, dismemberment, murder, and literal boatloads of cocaine. It's quite the ride. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

On this In-Betweens Episode, we're jumping all over the place. Topics include: The Hollyboob Sign, How roads got their stripes, Baby Teeth Jewelry, Weaponized Sperm, and the poem "St. Martin's Four Wishes." As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

On this episode, Whitney takes us down to Miami in the 70s/80s to tell us about the Cocaine Cowboys and the life of boss bitch Griselda Blanca (1000+ body count on this one, y'all). Then, Dustin breaks down the history of the Cosa Nostra in New Orleans, with a little dash of hillbilly gangsters thrown in for some lagniappe. As always, our comedy is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

Our first "In Betweens" Episode, join us for hard hitting news straight from the printing press. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

This week we're talking bomb threats. Heavy on the "threats". Dustin covers a not so bombing at a landlocked sushi restaurant. Then covers the 2018 democratic party bomb threats. Whitney tells the story of a Japanese bomb threater named Demon Killer who has a passion for cats. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

This week we are talking triangles! Not that kind of triangle, the spooky ooky kind. Whitney covers the mysteries and explanations of the famous Bermuda Triangle. While Dustin takes us on a world tour discussing the Vial Vortices and the Bennington Triangle of Vermont. Join us as hilarity ensues! As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy! If you like our theme song "Mind Control", check out other bops by The Kernal.

This episode we are talking "ancient history"! Dustin regales us with the tale of ancient megaliths found in Turkey's Gobekli Tepe. Sticking with Turkish history, he then tells us about an ancient underground city from the region. Whitney covers the history of winter solstice and all of the ancient traditions surrounding the shortest day of the year. She also delves into modern day traditions! Join us for a hilariously informative good time.

This is a tough episode, as we deal with a loss in our family. But, fret not! The stupid jokes come back full force as Whitney informs us all about some of the greatest hits in ghost porn. Then, it's all about ghost sex with celebrities (including Dan Aykroyd!) Next, Dustin gives an update on ghost ships in Japan, before covering the life story of the father of American ghost hunting, Hans Holzer, "PhD." As always our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

On this week's episode Dustin covers some not so spooky tales of being lost in the woods. Will these seriously uplifting tales make Whitney cry? Then to counteract the happiness, Whitney covers the cryptids, aliens, and cults known to exist in Freetown State Park Massachusetts. It makes for a really spooky gumbo that will make you not want to "go into the woods alone".

This one certainly has it all! Whitney starts us off with the 1947 true crime case of the yacht murders of Water and Beulah Overell and the theatrical trial that followed. Dustin covers the unexplained deaths that happened aboard the Ourang Medan. He finishes off with the tail of the Mignonette and what some of its crew members had to do to stay alive. Thus proving once and for all that "yachts are scary!"

This episode is all about Alien Invasions!!! First, Dustin shares some stories about WWII-era aliens, then gives an update on our interstellar friend, Oumuamua, before giving a rundown on how to prepare militarily for the impending alien invasion. Then, Whitney gives us all the culty details about Sherry Shriner’s reptile alien cult and the tragedies resulting from it. As always, out humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

On this episode, Whitney tells a scary story of visiting the Crossett Light, and then examines other various spook lights around the world. They can't all be swamp gas...Then Dustin takes us on a tour of several local legends surrounding Slidell, LA. Come find out all the best places to get spooky and maybe even find your own Swampsquatch!

Dustin, just Putin this one out there, describes how Russian assassins use radioactive substances for murder. Whit follows with the how-to's and how-to-not's of ricin poisoning. Enjoy the hilarity of our brain holes. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

On this episode of the We Wanna Know Podcast we're talking about cursed objects of all sorts. Whitney starts it off with cursed paintings that range from acid inspired masterpieces to some spooky crying arsonist kid. Then we bid on what some of these haunted paintings are worth. Dustin then breaks down the story of the cursed script for the still unmade film "Atuk," before diving into the infamous Dybbuk Box. THEN, the games continue even further as Whitney tries to guess the cost of several cursed rings available on the Wild World o' Web! As always, our humor is not suitable for most audiences. Enjoy!

For the lucky 13th episode, we're talking all things horror-comedy. First, Dustin gives a rundown on the history of the horror-comedy genre, as well as discussing the Bonebat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Festival. Then, Whitney breaks all the rules and covers several cases of "accidental-too-much-horror." She discusses scandals surrounding the original War of the Worlds radio broadcast, the film Cannibal Holocaust, and BBC's Ghostwatch, which all show what happens when you try to trick people with horror. (Spoiler: It never works out well) As always our humor is not suitable for most listeners. Enjoy!

Well hello there! This week on We Wanna Know Podcast. We cover medical experiments gone wrong. Whitney reveals the atrocities committed by the accidental father of gastronomy, William Beaumont, on Canadian trapper Alexis St. Martin's stomach hole. Dustin enlightens us on how some drugs are actually bad for us (weird, we know). Say no to drugs that give children flippers for arms or leave you with a ballooned head. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Available to listen wherever podcasts are found. Enjoy!

What did we learn this week? Well, Dustin covers the history of various cabin hermitdom. Then he tells the tale of modern day hermit Christopher Knight and his escapades than spanned nearly 30 years. Whitney gives us a tour of accidental haunted cabin vacation reviews. Then she deep dives into one of the most infamous haunted cabins in America, the Bell Witch Haunting. What do YOU want to know? Let us know at wewannaknowpodcast@gmail.com and we will fill our podcast jar with your brain ideas. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

This week things get a little nasty as we completely submerge ourselves head first into the world of parasites! Whitney covers all those creepy crawly mind controly squiggly bois. Dustin discusses ancient poop findings, intestinal worms, and worm fashion fads! As always our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

Well we've certainly done it again! This week we want to know "Celebrity Psychos". Dustin covers the various ways that Hollywood Directors have used to torture and traumatize their actors. He then gives us a few examples of actors that have started their own cult. Whitney does a deep dive into the Hollywood Sex Cult NXIVM and all of the f*cked up things surrounding it. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

It's that time, it's CULT TIME. Whitney covers how cult leaders use mind control to take over. Then she shares some scandals straight from the Fundamental Latter Day Saints (that's right Mormons). Dustin takes us to South America where ex-Nazis and US backed military coups combined to create deadly cultist activities. Then he goes a little lighter and we learn about a current cargo cult in the South Pacific. As always, our humor is not suitable for most audiences. Enjoy!