Well Kept & Unclean

times they are a changin'

Dylan gets married and goes to Belize!

Andy lost his phone, but who's really to blame? The WKUC boys are on the case! Also, Costco sensitivity training snafus and an inmate who asked to fast for Ramadan sues because he got hungry.

A Russian billionaire founds the first independent space nation and we can't decide if we want to join it or the US Space Force! Is space colonization a pyramid scheme? Find out this week on Well Kept and Unclean, your mostly weekly podcast resource for weird news and comedy.

This week a man in Florida looses his left nut in a custody battle over an air conditioner. Plus so much more weird news! It's Well Kept and Unclean!

This week, a man in Australia serves tacos made from his own amputated foot at a dinner party. We also discuss California's proposed pan to become 3 states.

This week in weird news there's lots of poos! We learn how to poop in space and why it's illegal to use images of the president as toilet paper in Turkmenistan.

What's a parent to do when their 30 year old kid wont leave home? Sue his ass! Also Science has proved it, Hitler is definitely dead, and not on the moon. Have you ever called into work sick? Well an Indian man called into work deity. How did that work out for him? Find out this week on Well Kept and Unclean your number one source for weird news and comedy!

Issac is back this week to learn about the weird way Romania determines if you are legally alive or dead. Plus, a man steals billions of dollars worth of fajitas, a suicidal man sues the people who saved his life, and who peed in a 7/11 microwave?!! It's a week full of WTF news on Well Kept and Unclean comedy podcast.

This week we sue everybody, and talk about ridiculous class action lawsuits. We ask each other what celebrity we would deep fake and why, talk about becoming regulars at restaurants, and Dylan's past pizza delivery job.

Craigslist has closed their personals section, so we read some of their all time funniest personal ads. A man eats a chile so hot he gets hospitalized. We learn about Elk calls, and meet a local concerned citizen named Jim the Pizza Guy. This week on Well Kept and Unclean Comedy Podcast. -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

This week we discuss two very different, but in some ways similar restaurant concepts. Plus a jar of pickles has been mysteriously appearing on the side of a highway for years! We investigate. It's your favorite comedy podcast, Well Kept & Unclean! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Zach from The Round Earthers' Society pod joins the show to talk about all the times he's been fired, eating disorders, sub sammiches, Easter lewdness and flat earth rocket stupidity. -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

This week Shkreli gets sentenced, a man tries and fails to rob the girl scouts, the boys invent a new pyramid scheme, and they discuss Adobe's scary new voice changing software. It's your favorite comedy podcast, Well Kept & Unclean! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

This week: Jaden Smith has created the best water since water! Shkreli bulks up in prison, Kevin Smith has a heart attack, the Weinstein Co is bankrupt, and JNCO jeans goes out of business. All this and more on your favorite comedy podcast: Well Kept and Unclean! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Can a fart bring down a plane? Is Barney a tantric sex guru? WTF is with these weird Olympic statues? What secret is Mars hiding? And what does it all have to do with Butt Stuff? Listen and find out this week on Well Kept & Unclean Comedy Podcast! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

This week, The boys imagine a world where hip hop is about insulting yourself. Also, Doritos is making chips for women, Kentucky hill billies are bad news, and Elon Musk shoots a car into space, just because he can. Tune in to Well Kept and Unclean, your favorite Comedy Podcast. -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

This week, United airlines denies passage to an emotional support Peacock and it turns out Arrested Development was further ahead of it's time than it knew, accidentally predicting 2018 realities like Human Uber or the Wall. Ben joins the show this week to talk Boring CO Flamethrowers, Union Picketing, Drinking Games, and special elementary school snacks! It's your favorite comedy podcast Well Kept & Unclean! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Certified girl who's been on The Chive, Amanda, is back this week! We have an in depth report on the origins of the phrase "As Balls". Also, we try eating Tide Pods... JK we're not that dumb, but the #tidepodchallenge is. All that and more, this week on an extra long and extra NSFW episode of Well Kept and Unclean Comedy Podcast! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

A man experiences a weird medical condition - doctors think he's dead until they start the autopsy. Ibuprofen may be killing you testicles. NWA fans hack the New Zealand Police. An Alabama does unspeakable things to a horse. Andy quits drinking. Cole gets a Furbo. This week on Well Kept and Unclean the internet's favorite comedy news podcast!

Mike T rejoins the show to answer beard questions sent to us from the internet! USA today says Rap is more popular than Rock, so Dylan challenges Andy to a rap battle. Plus there's Bison, DJ Khaled is doing weight watchers, and scientist discover something painfully obvious - this week on Well Kept and Unclean your favorite Pop News Comedy Podcast! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

We hold a funeral for the free internet. The government declassifies a UFO investigation unit who's leader goes on CNN stating he believes Aliens are vising earth. Disney completes it's deal to buy Fox. Andy has issues with Starbucks customers. All this and more this week on Well Kept and Unclean Comedy Podcast! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Dylan accidentally made tons of money in last weeks bitcoin surge, but he also talks in his sleep. Russia gets booted out of the Olympics, and there's Star Wars a sex (toy) scandal in the making, and Andy does a great job on the mic this week on Well Kept and Unclean, your favorite comedy podcast! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Did FOX news fake the moon landing?! And what do Avocados and Ben Affleck have to do with it? Listen and find out! Also this week: Mark Zuckerburburg wants you to send him nudes, witchin' aint easy, and Star Wars Battlefront II battle fails. It's time for Well Kept and Unclean, your favorite comedy podcast! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Have you heard the tale of the Juarez Pinata? Or the story of the German sex doll brothel? How bout the one with the president who lied 5 times a day? Well Kept and Unclean has all the modern myths this week! Also Stranger Things, Cards Against Humanity, #280characters on Twitter, and more on you favorite comedy podcast! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss -Music- News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Season 2 of WKUC starts this week! What's a Dickledunker, and why are Dentists conning us out of our hard earned cash? Listen and find out! Also, we catch up with Kid Rock's congressional campaign, discuss vagina beer, and make an unreasonable amount of 90s song jokes. All this and more on your favorite comedy podcast! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss Music: News Theme, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Way Back, Willbe Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Renown conspiracy expert Spark Powers calls into the show this week to explain how Alien contact, secret moon bases, the Illuminati, pyramids, and flat earth theory are all connected. You can listen to Spark's show, The Spark Powers Radio Hour, daily on the dark web, and we're excited to have him join us this week for Well Kept and Unclean, your favorite weekly comedy podcast. -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss

30 year old podcast host discovers weird trick with pumpkin seeds, now doctors hate him! We're celebrating 1 year of Well Kept and Unclean! Also this week: Bush dissed Trump, scientist want to resurrect mammoths, Andy uses weird deodorant, and Dylan can't read license plates. It's the one year anniversary episode of your favorite comedy podcast! -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss

We remember our favorite retail stores of Halloween past, way back before Netflix killed the video store. Also: Dylan goes on an angry rant and think microchip implants could save society, Andy gets punched with brass knuckle tasers, something fishy is going on at Cottonwood Mall - and we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those darn kids - this week on a Halloween episode of Well Kept and Unclean Comedy Podcast.

Isaac rejoins the show to tell us about The Great American Beer Festival, and write us a new theme song. Plus a listener question leads to hilarity, Cole likes touching turtles, we talk massage parlors, sign language, and remember the golden years of late night TV advertising, this week on your favorite comedy podcast: Well Kept and Unclean. -Message the Show- wellkeptandunclean@gmail.com @WKUCComedyPod on Twitter -Join Our Facebook Group- https://www.facebook.com/groups/183878108729189 -Subscribe Links- Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/well-…d1168901856?mt=2 Stitcher: www.stitcher.com/podcast/well-kept-unclean RSS: feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundclo…786/sounds.rss

We reboot movies as if they were created in 2017. Elon Musk saves Puerto Rico. Trump invents fake news. What will happen to the Playboy mansion without Hugh Hefner? Jason Bourne may not have the answers, but we do this week on Well Kept & Unclean Comedy Podcast!

Fall is here and white girls are buying pumpkin spice everything. We learn about FEMA's Waffle House Index, read crazy news from Russia, try out VR Porn, and parody Alex Jones this week on Well Kept and Unclean Comedy Podcast.

We've done our "research" and this week we're here to explain flat earth theory to you. Plus we break down 3 more conspiracy theories, talk about hot teachers, and remember the early days of Napster. All this and more on your favorite comedy podcast, Well Kept & Unclean!

It turns out there is still some justice in this world; evil super-villain Martin Shkreli is going to prison. We make our Shkreli prison predictions. Who will buy the Wu Tang album now? Also this week, Borgore releases a music video on PornHub, we talk Bro fashion, 90's body spray commercials, and try to set a world record. Watch out for bears because it's time for your favorite comedy podcast, Well Kept and Unclean!

The boys wonder what happens if you inject coffee, so we find out! Spoilers, you die just like characters on Game of Thrones. Does Trump do cocaine? Can you marry beer? We answer so many of life's questions this week on your favorite comedy podcast.

Get ready for the fight of the century folks, ICP is marching on Washington DC the same day as Trump rally. We're hoping for some serious nazi punching. Amanda Turri joins the show this week to about secret cults of chocolate milk drinking old ladies, the Wu Tang Clan, and Andy's special campfire technique. All this and more on your favorite comedy podcast!

We're taking a week off this week, but we wont leave you hanging. In this critically acclaimed re-run, we've got pride in New Mexico and all the weird things that are uniquely New Mexican.

New Mexico is home to a very long world record. Game of Thrones is different in the south. Martin Shkreli is facing 20 years in prison. We check in on Subway's Jared, and prison is not going well for him. All this and more on your favorite weekly podcast show.

This week things get real embarrassing as we ask some tough questions, like: What are DJs really doing behind the booth? Have you ever pissed yourself in public? Ever get caught stealing? Had a threesome? We also learn about a ground breaking medical procedure, that could leave with a literal awkward boner. All that and more this week on your favorite comedy podcast.

It's not a conspiracy, just a *hard* fact: teleporting will change everything from Fast Food to Sexting. Experts Isaac, Alyssa, and Renee, join the show to discuss the way China's new teleport technology could ruin everything. Plus Miley Cyrus is moving to New Mexico, Cole is tired of all the name Puns, and we tell some real ghost stories, this week on your favorite comedy podcast.

Winter is coming this week, and KFC's brilliant Hodor TV ad inspires us to think up a few new Game of Thrones fast Food tie ins. Cole has some embarrassing questions for Dylan and Andy. We try to understand sports and, of course, there's a conspiracy brewing on your favorite weekly comedy podcast.

What do robot bar tenders, Bruce Willis, and The 10 Commandments have in common? We talk about all of them and more on this week's live episode of your favorite comedy podcast, Well Kept & Unclean!

Get your go bag prepped and load up the raft, because it's time to go raving! Plus, we uncovered Uber's big secret, Dylan think he's met the real life inspiration for Tyrion Lannister, and Disney movies are f**ked up! All that and more on your favorite comedy podcast.

Special guest Mike T has a sponsored beard. We have fidget spinners, and 90's songs. What kind of mess while the gang get tangled up this time on your favorite comedy podcast?

It's sex ed week on WKUC, and genuine new father Isaac has some advice for the hosts. From genital injuries to safe sex tips, we've got you covered! Plus Urban Dictionary and more on your favorite comedy podcast.

Genius musical artist Issac stops by the studio to preview his new hit. Cole got stuck sitting to a racist guy for 4 hours on an airplane. It was a really bad day. Or should we say bidet? All that and more on your favorite comedy podcast.

Colonel Sanders wants to seduce your mom. KFC is publishing erotic fiction, and we have have the inside scoop on that bucket of love. Also, Fyre festival is suing everybody on twitter! All this and more on your favorite comedy podcast.

What's a Sturry? Listen and find out. Special guest Kelly joins us to record either the best episode we've ever had, or our worst... Also, we talk insane shit happening on capital hill, pro e-sports, and... someone might puke... This episode is definitely NSFW

This week we take a look at the shit show that was Fyre Festival, and social media coverage of the failed event. We also have a very big announcement on this episode. Plus viewer mail and more on your favorite comedy podcast!

This week: Russia wants you to straight up murder people on TV and we get all SJW about it. Don't reduce us to a single body part because we're more than that! Plus viewer mail, and so much more on your favorite weekly comedy podcast.

Remember the jump rope squad that came to your school as a kid? How about the YoYo team? Was it all just a ploy to sell toys to elementary school kids? Either way, YoYos were damn cool back in the day!