Podcast appearances and mentions of Guy N Smith

Graham is back in Derry & Toms to talk about his debut novel THE WOODLICE, as well as his influences, method, finding inspiration in Guy N Smith's Writing Horror Fiction, microdots, dogging and regrets over that vintage Amstrad PCW 8512... the one that got away. The Woodlice is available from UK  and US amazon stores. Fortean TV was released a couple of years ago by Network DVD - for a dose of nostalgia watch Episode 1 with an introduction from Reverend Lionel Fanthorpe.

The patrons spoke and this year's full-bore Halloween Special is Sabat - The Graveyard Vultures (and more) by Guy N Smith... It's fair to say that this one was challenging, and not just because our hero is a massive wanker. There's more... much more... Content warning for sexual violence and exasperated hosts.

In this episode I spoke with the daughter of renowned horror writer and big cat enthusiast, Guy N Smith. He wrote his own short book on the big cat phenomena titled, Hunting Big Cats in Britain. Speaking with his daughter, Tara, provided some valuable insights for my investigation of mysterious cats in Lincolnshire. In this episode there's also a first-hand account of a big cat sighting!Have you had a big cat experience of some kind? Get in touch and be part of this investigation. Contact me:theoccultaria@gmail.comDiscover more paranormal, strange and supernatural case files by going to:www.occultariaofalbion.co.ukHelp to support OA with a one off donation at:www.ko-fi.com/occultaria

This week the crabs are back as Danielle shares the 1978 Guy N. Smith novel Killer Crabs. We open in Australia where local fisherman Klin is super upset, and maybe a bit racist, about the Japanese poachers stealing his fish. After refusing the siren call of a woman to instead indulge his hatred of the poachers, his concerns are quickly replaced as the fisherman becomes the fished! We're of course talking about giant killer crabs as big as a small car! Or an elephant! Or two sheep! While no one can agree on the size of these crabs, they all agree that, despite the events of the last book having happened, no one has heard about these before. Luckily, Dr. Cliff Davenport, now a renowned crabspert, is here from Britain to help. Has he brought the amazing poison used to defeat the crabs last time? No, but he has brought humanity's oldest and greatest weapon: Fire! But before easily dispatching of the crab menace we first need to take a brief detour into an entirely unnecessary but amazing plot about a bank robbery, stolen identity, the world's most insatiable woman, and Harvey Logan: Game Hunter. While no one can explain how these crabs keep getting around the world's oceans unnoticed, we are sure of one thing: We're super delighted that they do so we can read these books! Huge shout-out to friend Filip of the Mind Duck Books podcast for helping us find these amazing books. Find Mind Duck Books on Twitter @mindduckbooks, Instagram @mindduckbooks, and listen wherever you get your podcasts.

In this, the second blow of that one-two punch of GNS brain matter, Graham and I welcome Tara Paulsson to Derry and Toms to talk about her Dad and his work. Tara will be at Tamworth Castle's Tales From the Darkside Week on Saturday 28th October and you can find details about 'An Ode to Guy Newman Smith's, 1970's Pulp Fiction Horror' and how to book at www.tamworthcastle.co.uk/darkside   You can find all of Tara's GNS content on Instagram,  Youtube and soon the official website will be back up at http://www.guynsmith.com. To get on the mailing list for the newsletter, email Tara at blackhillbooks@gmail.com  You can find Bamboo Guerillas on Spotify and Bandcamp and follow them on Instagram and TikTok

Graham and Phil return to Derry and Toms to tackle our third adventure in the company of the mighty Professor Cliff Davenport in the first of a one-two punch of GNS-related early Halloween action. Disturbing violence, saucy language and copious amounts of pus await the unwary traveller. Be sure to check out Graham and the Duck Pond Sailors' latest release Urban Navigators. There's much more to say on Guy and his extensive body of work so tune in to the next episode for a conversation with Guy's daughter Tara.

We're keeping October rolling with a double-header of Guy N. Smith's prophetic novel: Night of the Crabs and the only TV show anyone ever needs to watch: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace! Follow us on social media to discover the prophetic and healing wisdom of competitive pipe smoking! twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of a psychic cat at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

This week Danielle and Sam are rerunning one of their favorite episodes about the 1976 pulp horror novel Night of the Crabs by Guy N. Smith. Enjoy! When a pair of swimmers disappear off the coast of Wales it's up to well-known botanist, and uncle to one of the missing swimmers, Cliff Davenport to uncover what happened. Why, exactly, it's up to him is anyone's guess, but Cliff quickly proves himself by uncovering crab tracks on the beach (is that a thing?) and concluding his nephew was murdered by sheep-sized crabs. Spoiler: Cliff is wrong, they are, in fact, cow-sized crabs; c'mon, Cliff, do better. Cliff is made to quickly forget the grief of his lost nephew in the arms of the nubile and newly divorced Pat, who is one-hundred percent on board with giant killer crabs, having seen crab tracks herself (no seriously, are crab tracks a thing?!). The two investigate and have sex in about equal measure, but it's not until the nearby secret, but not too secret, military base is attacked by an army of giant, invincible crabs lead by, as dubbed by Cliff, the cunning King Crab, that anyone else takes notice. Cliff, now somehow a marine biologist, works with the department of defense to devise a plan to entomb the crabs in their underwater cave. This plan, predictably, fails spectacularly, and so many are killed by the enraged crab army Danielle had to give up keeping count. All Sam knows is that he has a new hero: All hail King Crab!

Tonight's title is Night of the Crabs by Guy N. Smith. Tonight's guest is Chase Greenlee. https://twitter.com/TQLoudly https://www.ghostlightmedia.net https://www.anotherpathpodcast.com https://www.imprintedechoes.com Our theme music is Kwartet Japonski II (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Maciej_onowski/Kwartet_Japonski_I__II/PMLP226115-Japan-Quartet_2) by Maciej Żołnowski. Your hosts: Ben Blattberg http://twitter.com/InCatastrophe Vin LaBate http://twitter.com/MrReciprocity http://thechimera.space http://MrReciprocity.itch.io Night of the Crabs cover https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/0/07b497f0-7a04-4567-997d-7bbc13fad013/bdr-7bhD.png Night of the Crabs page https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/0/07b497f0-7a04-4567-997d-7bbc13fad013/vXed3f4N.png Night of the Crabs HS cover A https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/0/07b497f0-7a04-4567-997d-7bbc13fad013/TmH4DjKW.jpg Night of the Crabs HS cover B https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/0/07b497f0-7a04-4567-997d-7bbc13fad013/OJgYubXZ.jpg Night of the Crabs Crab Moon cover A https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/0/07b497f0-7a04-4567-997d-7bbc13fad013/H0M2RC_f.jpg Night of the Crabs Garfield Pet Force cover https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/0/07b497f0-7a04-4567-997d-7bbc13fad013/HuIgRvWM.jpg Special Guest: Chase Greenlee.

Become a member of the Say You Love Satan Army today! Join us!www.patreon.com/sayyoulovesatanpodcastThis episode:Spawn (1983) by Shaun HutsonVampire Junction (1984) by S.P. SomtowCrab's Moon (1988) by Guy N. Smith*outro track "Buried Face Down" by Jesus Wept.website: www.sayyoulovesatanpodcast.comemail: sayyoulovesatanpodcast@gmail.comPlease rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes!instagram: sayyoulovesatanpodcastartwork: Sam HeimerSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/sayyoulovesatanpodcast)

This week Danielle is dredging up the 1976 pulp horror novel Night of the Crabs by Guy N. Smith. When a pair of swimmers disappear off the coast of Wales it's up to well-known botanist, and uncle to one of the missing swimmers, Cliff Davenport to uncover what happened. Why, exactly, it's up to him is anyone's guess, but Cliff quickly proves himself by uncovering crab tracks on the beach (is that a thing?) and concluding his nephew was murdered by sheep-sized crabs. Spoiler: Cliff is wrong, they are, in fact, cow-sized crabs; c'mon, Cliff, do better. Cliff is made to quickly forget the grief of his lost nephew in the arms of the nubile and newly divorced Pat, who is one-hundred percent on board with giant killer crabs, having seen crab tracks herself (no seriously, are crab tracks a thing?!). The two investigate and have sex in about equal measure, but it's not until the nearby secret, but not too secret, military base is attacked by an army of giant, invincible crabs lead by, as dubbed by Cliff, the cunning King Crab, that anyone else takes notice. Cliff, now somehow a marine biologist, works with the department of defense to devise a plan to entomb the crabs in their underwater cave. This plan, predictably, fails spectacularly, and so many are killed by the enraged crab army Danielle had to give up keeping count. All Sam knows is that he has a new hero: All hail King Crab!

El 24 de diciembre del año pasado falleció Guy N. Smith, una de las figuras más importantes de la literatura pulp británica. Amante del fumar en pipa, las armas de fuego y la escritura hiperveloz, Smith se convirtió en escritor de culto a finales del siglo XX y tuvo en su haber más de setenta novelas de terror. En este episodio de "Páginas desde el averno" os hablo de su figura y de su obra más emblemática, la demencial "Night of The Crabs", en la que unos cangrejos gigantes invaden la costa galesa.

Cue the music and lift your voices in song with us, because it's the mo-st won-der-ful time ... of the year: it's time to get back on the Guy N. Smith train with an absolute banger entitled Killer Crabs. You know how last time we took on a Smith-crab joint, we thought "Wow, this one has EVERYTHING"? Well, it turns out that that one had a lot less than this one, because this one has everything. Everything is what this one has, at least if by the word "everything" you understand "just a whole LOT of sex and a briefcase-full-of-cash ménage à trois subplot that just screams "late '70s made-for-TV movie" and, of course, extremely invulnerable giant crabs eviscerating humans all over the beach. Is there any defense against this scuttling menace? Have the crabs developed military tactics? Will any of our major characters have enough sex to say "You know what, that's about enough sex I've had right there"? Friends, allies against the crabs, secret lovers, there's only one viable path to an answer, and that path runs straight through the pages of ... Killer Crabs. Up Guy N. Smith, up the Irons, up IDEOTVPod and up the giant crabs!   Recommendations: A Human Algorithm by Flynn Coleman Cabin at the End of the World by Paul Tremblay Music: "Shellburn" by The Spinanes "Sideways" by Dinosaur Jr. "Dead Meat on the Beach" by Sonny and the Sunsets

"Crabs: the Human Sacrifice" by Guy N. Smith Reviewed (but not read) by Khaki & K.  In which: the Sea Can't Hold Them, We Can't Stop Them, and They're Here to Kill! But a toxin-resistant trainee sous-chef and a plucky band of unlikely heroes valiantly resist the hordes of vicious decapods. Will they win, or are their clams royally baked?  K does some suspicious Googling. Khaki learns a recipe for grilled bookworms.  Bookmarked passages: Khaki the Skywalker, Eco-gnome-ics 101, the Pen is a Mighty Harpoon, the Podcast Segue Award 2019, Gondwanaland Broke up, How to Survive Fugu Poisoning, a Good Crab Number "The only problem is the Ring of Fire." Find CoverMyAssCast on Twitter, Gmail and the good old-fashioned web.

Jack and Kate dive right into the deep end of the Guy N. Smith Crabsiverse with book six in the cult (?) horror (?) series, Crabs: The Human Sacrifice, a book that combines killer crustaceans, ecoterrorism, and BDSM into a particularly grotesque gumbo. When Charles Manson-esque cult leader Pete Merrick decides to sacrifice people in order to save giant crabs from the cancer that threatens to destroy them, he picks the wrong girl and soon a government-trained killer is hot on his trail. THRILL at scenes crabs of indeterminate size ruining infrastructure, GASP as young lovers worry about getting sunburn, and CHOKE BACK NAUSEA at the truly ghastly depictions of pus and vomit. Who on earth would own a bejeweled alarm clock? Why is everybody in this book so stinky? Will this be the book that finally breaks the bonds of friendship between your hosts? Find out the answers to these questions and more on this episode of Bad Books for Bad People. BBfBP theme song by True Creature  Find us at BadBooksBadPeople.com, on Twitter @badbooksbadppl, Instagram @badbooksbadpeople and on Facebook. You can discover where to get all the books featured on Bad Books for Bad People on our About Page.

Happy Halloween! Enjoy this episode one day early as a treat from the Terrible Book Club. Crabs - The Human Sacrifice was suggested by reddit user dickdastardly and voted on by listeners as a spooky book for October. Content warning! This episode contains discussion and graphic descriptions of: blood, bleeding, crabs, cutting, disease, dismemberment, drugs, masturbation, ritual sacrifice, sexual assault, regular 'ol consensual sex, generalized violence against human and animals, & weapons (such as guns, knives, & swords). Welcome to the shallow, diseased pool of sex and crab murders that is Episode 43! We forgot to mention this on the show, but here's some crab music for this crab book: Clutch - Hot Bottom Feeder "Never mind that stuff, they sell from Vietnam Get it from the Chesapeake, but never from the can Follow my directions, it's an easy recipe Strictly by the pound. Adjust accordingly 100 million years old Transcendent creature No bones about it Hot bottom feeder Don't bother with the lump, it won't stick together I prefer backfin... And there's nothing wrong with special Powdered mustard, parsley, a dab of mayonnaise Just enough bread crumbs and one raw egg 100 million years old Transcendent creature I just can't get enough Hot bottom feeder Yes, indeed. Serve it up hot! Yes, indeed. Like this Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it till it's filled Stick it in the reefer for a little time to chill Butter up a skillet, fry till golden brown Find yourself a beverage and wash it all down 100 million years old Transcendent creature No bones about it Hot bottom feeder 100 million years old Transcendent creature I just can't get enough Hot bottom feeder"  

In our episode: Daniel recaps the final third of Guy N. Smith's Killer Crabs, where he defends Caroline’s depth, Cliff explains the two things that can change a man, and Shannon gets up close and personal with a giant crab. -- Goodreads Summary: Their claws were strong enough to snap a man in half. Their shells were impenetrable, even by a six-inch naval gun. Their eyes glowed with malevolence, and as they tore their victims limb from limb they seemed to grin with sadistic delight. Never before had the world seen such an army. -- Some Relevant Characters: Klin - Expert fisherman. Knowledgeable but kind of a dick. Shannon - (Actor and) Shark Cop. Corder - The reporter. Caroline du Brunner - A woman of mysterious motivations. Cliff Davenport - Professor, botanist, marine biologist. Killer crab expert. Pat Benson - Cliff's wife, currently in London. (Only referenced in the book.) Harvey Logan - Big Game hunter. Captain Manton/Frank Burke - Conman and bank robber. -- Support the show: Thanks to our sponsor, Audible, for giving our listeners a free audiobook through Audibletrial.com/pulp! -- Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Web: 33pulp.com -- Credits: Episode Editor and Sound Engineering: Daniel Sound effects: Charm by Scrampunk and Success by Grunz 

In our episode: Linzi recaps the second third of the Guy N. Smith’s Killer Crabs and explains why she dislikes Caroline more than Rawley Voorst (of Season 1 book The Pleasure Tube). Also: Harvey remembers a dinosaur fact, and Cliff discovers the Crabs' weak spot. -- Goodreads Summary: Their claws were strong enough to snap a man in half. Their shells were impenetrable, even by a six-inch naval gun. Their eyes glowed with malevolence, and as they tore their victims limb from limb they seemed to grin with sadistic delight. Never before had the world seen such an army. -- Some Relevant Characters: Klin - Expert fisherman. Knowledgeable but kind of a dick. (Michael) Shannon - (Actor and) Shark Cop. Corder - The reporter. Caroline du Brunner - Has no motivation, background, job, family or interests other than immediate sexual pleasure which is, of course, the “ultimate in life” for her. The only female human in the book. Bruce MacAndrew - a one-off character present in less than a chapter, for whom Smith wrote in health conditions, nightly stroll quirks, jokes, social status on island, and more before being killed by crabs. Linzi cut him from the episode for time but then referenced him as a contrast to Caroline’s lack of character.  Cliff Davenport - Professor, botanist, marine biologist. Killer crab expert. Pat Benson - Cliff's wife, currently in London. Introduced in Night of the Crabs (is only referenced in Killer Crabs). Harvey Logan - Big Game hunter. Captain Manton/Frank Burke - Conman and bank robber. -- Support the show: Thanks to our sponsor, Audible, for giving our listeners a free audiobook through Audibletrial.com/pulp! -- Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Web: 33pulp.com -- Credits: Episode Editor and Sound Engineering: Daniel Sound effects: Charm by Scrampunk and Success by Grunz 

In this episode, Mackenzie and Lisa chat with Grady Hendrix. We talk about his history with theater, bad author events, the appropriate number of cats, and his philosophy of honest writing. Grady Hendrix has written about the confederate flag for Playboy magazine, terrible movie novelizations for Film Comment, and Jean-Claude Van Damme for Slate. He’s covered machine gun collector conventions, written award shows for Chinese television, and answered the phone for a parapsychological research organization. His novel, Horrorstör, about a haunted IKEA, has been translated into 14 languages and is currently being developed into a television series. His most recent novel, My Best Friend's Exorcism, is now out in paperback, and he’s the screenwriter of 2017’s Mohawk, a horror movie set during the War of 1812. He recently won a Stoker Award for Paperbacks from Hell, a non-fiction history of horror paperbacks in the Seventies and Eighties. Show Notes: Will Errickson, of Too Much Horror Fiction blog Doogie Horner, Art Director at Quirk Books Jason Rekulak, Quirk Books Publisher Andie Reid, Senior Director at Quirk Books Timothy O'Donnell Ginger Snaps (2000) The Howling by Gary Brandner WE FORGOT TO MENTION Mongrels by Stephen Graham Jones when talking about werewolf stories. MAJOR FAUX PAUX, Mackenzie and Lisa. Major faux faux. Video: Russian Woman Escapes Attack From Polar Bear Brandon Sanderson Kim Stanley Robinson Stephen King Clive Barker Shirley Jackson Thomas Ligotti Guy N. Smith Find Grady: http://www.gradyhendrix.com My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George Redwall by Brian Jacques The Giver by Lois Lowry Nancy Drew The Boxcar Children Stephen King favorites: Salem's Lot Pet Sematary The Green Mile The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon It

Siódmy odcinek Przekładanego Podcastu przynosi zupełną zmianę tematu: wspólnie z Pawłem Waśkiewiczem, którego znacie już z odcinka piątego, omawiamy twórczość legendy pulpowych horrorów. Pod lupę weźmiemy przede wszystkim jego styl i strategie przekładu tegoż, ale do odcinka wskoczyło też kilka bardzo ciekawych tematów pobocznych, między innymi Paweł poleca paradokumentalny serial o kręceniu campowego serialu. Książkę "Przeklęci" Smitha, przetłumaczoną przez Pawła, znajdziecie tutaj. O serialu przeczytacie tutaj. Wywiad z naczelną kultowego Phantom Press przeczytacie tutaj.

Siódmy odcinek Przekładanego Podcastu przynosi zupełną zmianę tematu: wspólnie z Pawłem Waśkiewiczem, którego znacie już z odcinka piątego, omawiamy twórczość legendy pulpowych horrorów. Pod lupę weźmiemy przede wszystkim jego styl i strategie przekładu tegoż, ale do odcinka wskoczyło też kilka...

Amber recaps the first third of Guy N. Smith's Night of the Crabs. Is Cliff a Botanist or Marine Biologist? Where is Ian and Julie? How many boners can you find?     Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Facebook: @33pulppage Web: 33pulp.com Logo adapted from Artemis Smith's cover for This Bed We Made.

Linzi recaps the second third of Guy N. Smith's Night of the Crabs, where newfound lovers Pat and Cliff vomit in unison, crabs throw a tank into the sea, and Pat checks out Cliff's intention.   Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Facebook: @33pulppage Web: 33pulp.com Logo adapted from Artemis Smith's cover for This Bed We Made.

Daniel recaps the dramatic final third of Guy N. Smith's Night of the Crabs. Who will prevail? Man or crustacean? Find out now.   Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Facebook: @33pulppage Web: 33pulp.com Logo adapted from Artemis Smith's cover for This Bed We Made.