Whether you want to hear a calm voice to help you relax or sleep, you like asmr, or you’re learning English and you want to listen to an (RP) English accent, these recordings are for you. Random lists of things, and the occasional story, read in a calm, relaxing voice. All recordings ©2020-2021 An Englishman Reads
An assortment of famous and infamous magic tricks and illusions. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
Plenty more fish in the sea. This episode: grunters, groupers, herrings and Jack Dempsey...
You take the high road, and I'll take the low road. An Englishman reads a rather good Scottish menu.
More numbers for you. Counting down from 257. Why 257? I like the colours.
The final episode, as Star Blade battles Devil Garrett on Alpha Centauri III. Classic pulp sci-fi from 1945.
Continuing the 1945 pulp sci-fi story of Starrett "Death Star" Blade, fighting the baddies on Alpha Centauri III.
Vintage pulp sci-fi by Tom Pace, from 1945. Part one of two.
Lots more lovely colours, from Jade and Jazzberry Jam to Little Boy Blue and Livid.
How 'bout them cowgirls! Don't make me come over there and love you. And other songs.
All the way from the Bermuda Triangle, in her satin tights, fighting for her rights...
What's behind the door? The classic story by Frank R. Stockton, 1882.
What's-a matter you?
From Eagle Ray to Fusilier Fish, European Chub to Footballfish - plenty more fish in the sea, and elsewhere.
From Wings to Nomadland, From Here to Eternity, the 93 Best Picture winners. (West Side) Story is the hardest word.
Micropachycephalosaurus is the hardest word. Lots of dinosaur names.
Randy's Oyster Shooter is legendary. More food, glorious food.
What is the colour of The Golden Gate Bridge? It's here. More lovely colours for you.
Deep Throat, Miracle Man, Fresh Bones… the truth is out there. Trust no-one?
Not a Monty Python sketch, Mr Wensleydale, but 100 cheeses from these wonderful isles.
Dory is the hardest word. More beautiful fish names, from c to d.
Everything from sticky notes to those rubber things you put on your fingers.
Them bones, them bones, them dry bones. The 206 bones of the human body, from your parietal to your metatarsals.
Food, glorious food, this time from Arundel's famous greasy spoon café, purveyors of a splendid fry-up. (Drinks not included.)
There ain't nobody here but us chickens. Which came first, Leghorn or Scots Dumpy..?
Who knew that Fuzzy Wuzzy was a colour?! Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman.
One for all the Little Monsters.PARENTAL ADVISORY: There are a couple of rude words here. And one in German. Naughty Gaga.
The one with all 236 episodes. How YOU doin'?
Here comes the bride. All the names of all the cast and all the crew, Kiddo.
Saury is the hardest word... Plenty more fish in the sea, coming later. Here they are, from a to b.
Mind the gap! Here are all the tube stations in old London Town.
What do all these have in common?Leave your answers in the comments. The answer will be revealed in due course... Have fun!
Food, glorious food. The first in a series featuring eateries we love, or would love to visit. (Drinks not included.)
Somewhere over the rainbow, a splash of colour. Who knew that there were so many colours..? More of them later.
All the songs recorded by the Hoff. He's a lover and a rocker. Marks out of 10 for the German pronunciation?
"Treasure Trove; A Christmas Story", by Willis Boyd Allen, 1898.
Not clowns from the movies - these clowns are alive and well, and maybe even available tonight. Four minutes of happy smiles...
A list of parts of a tractor, for those who like such things.