A funny, opinionated look at all things local to Michigan. Sports, food, drinks, outdoors, nostalgia, its all here. Let Joe and Dre handle your entertainment needs during your drive times, workouts or boredom busting. Give us a listen and come hang out!
Joe and Leeny ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!! Talking butt sweat, friends pools, state parks and deodorant.
Kristen brings up up to date on happenings since her last appearance, politics get discussed (sorry) and more conspiracies get discussed.
The gang is back to discuss men and women's income which leads to a huge discussion. Joe finishes it off by talking about how good Noori Chicken is.
Yerke and Leeny are back with an hour episode talking about if magazine subscriptions are gonna make a comeback, Leeny and dirty magazines and changing the world through Lent.
On this episode the crew makes fun of Leeny for being a gear head. Also, do you bring a pet to someones house without them knowing?
In this episode Leeny goes all Karen on a girl trying to do some good for someone out there.... Also, the discussion of Thank You Card etiquette.Â
Joe goes on and on and on about a hunting video game and Leeny gets all serious about it.
Yerke and Leeny talk about why in God's name do people voluntarily use port-a-pottys. GROSSSSSSSSSSS
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Everyone is back for SEASON 3 to discuss Christmas parties, relationship nonsense and Covid.
In this banger the crew talks about French fry flavored vodka, favorite shots, beers, family photos and Christmas cards.
Hey Everyone, thing have been super duper busy and we are back with a 30 minute banger for you!
Joe, cats, leaves, possible meet up.
Our first 30 Minute Banger. Talking about parents shaming and getting butt hurt about being corrected.
In this podcast Leeny and Yerke break down Goodison Cider Mill and Paint Creek and they talk about how picky food eaters get under their skin.
Yerke and Leeny critique Leeny's favorite Cider Mill and the one Joe used to like a decade ago.
Yerke and Leeny rant about people posting a fantasy life on social media while their world crumbles behind them.Â
The three are together again to talk about an oppressingly hot golf outing. Included is talk about gold fashion, Dre's butt, Joe's lack of fashion sense on the course and also how he doesn't have much power........ Also food talk.
With Dre and Leeny gone Joe interviews his longtime friend Kristen Karr about camping, autism and the horrors of vaccines. Stay tuned for part 2 when they get deep into theories...
Talking Hoedown, Steaks, Post Malone, Pink Floyd and more!
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Jerky, Dre and Leeny are all together!Â
In this episode Yerke and Leeny talk wine, Cardi B, Botox and Yerke confesses some mental health issues.
This week Smerke and Leeny discuss Better Made Chips, Joe's shoe game improvements, , laser hair removal on Smerke's back, and losing your mucus plug ... I'm so sorry.
Yerke claims you can see what type of "panties" women are wearing, no matter what.Do men watch women's sports to admire their looks or because they are genuinely interested in the sport? Yerke is 50/50, Leeny knows dudes don't care about most women's sports.Why telling your employees "we do more with less" is not encouraged.
Story-time with Yerke reveals that anything with tits can be milked... or can they?Why are there graduations for kids ending preschool and ending Kindergarten? Find out why Yerke feels that cat owners are who give cats a bad name (fun fact, Leeny has 3!). After 6 weeks of surviving Covid, Yerke is finally starting to get a little bit of smell and taste back. Leeny is convinced that her husband sits on the can for endless amounts of time so he can to irritate her. Also, Yerke is a self-proclaimed saint because he doesn't cuss, Leeny cannot say the same.
Leeny talks about her love of Gardening, Joe blabs on about fashion and some funny stuff is said.
Dre and Joe blather on about May The 4th Be With You, Cinco De Mayo, Joe's Bday and do some sports talk at the end.
Dre talks about his/his family's COVID experience.Yerke unknowingly stepped in his dog's diarrhea. Do you feed your dog human food? Kathleen ends up joining in on the convo when Yerke starts planning a cheap concert party in Dre's backyard. Then she asks... is chivalry dead? We all agree it's a dying trend, Kathleen has her high maintenance requirements - we learn that her husband is a saint... Dre REFUSES to open car doors, Yerke still practices most chivalry acts.Dre wants to know when women started running things??
In this episode the Average Jerks Family welcomes Kathleen to the crew. We finally get a woman's perspective on things. She's funny, sassy and a degenerate.
Leeny the Weenie joins The Average Jerks family and immediately shows what a degenerate she is by discussing strip clubs and other nefarious activities.
Guys....are un-painted, un-taken care of toenails a deal breaker for you?Joe the nail biter discusses hi co-workers basketball form. Dre's self-care corner addresses men's/women's toenail must-haves and body hair shaving tips. Detroit Tigers opening day activities, and why we think Renshaw's is a favorite hangout.
In this episode Dre asks the question, "Can men and women be friends?"The guys also talk sports with March Madness, Bracket Busters, Stanley Cup Playoffs, and EPL - which sport is MOST exciting to watch?Dre finishes it off with a rant about watching neighbors go about their business, is this normal? Do you do this?
On this episode Joe interviews Leanor about life as a girl in a male dominated scene, thongs, fishing, our difference in opinion of how lakes should be handled and lots, lots, more!
In this episode Joe interviews Amos Sheena , the owner of Tania's Pizza, a Royal Oak institution. Tania's is to Royal Oak what CBGBS was to New York City or The Bluebird Cafe is to Nashville. Amos talks pizza, history and gives his story of being in the World Trade Center when it was attacked on 9/11.
Joe and Dre are finally back together and they rant about Disney Vacations before the batteries in the recorder cut out. This janky operation is a work in progress.
Part 2 of the Reese Roper interview. Extremely high brow conversation about horrible junk mishaps, how Reese lived in the safest American city, the trappings of the Christian music scene and other stuff I either can't remember or I have blocked out.
Part One: Long time friend and frontman for the Denver based, Ska-Punk outfit, Five Iron Frenzy, Reese Roper, joins Joe to catch up on life and it devolves QUICKLY.
In this episode Joe is joined by movie critic and journalist Chris Williams to talk about Joe's cologne addiction, crime documentaries, a good pedicure and other nonsense.
In this episode the boys argue about scarfs, baseball hats fitted/snapbacks, valentines day and more right up until the show gets ambushed by "friends."
The dissect the holiday seasons to figure out why we hate them, how to be a champ at a potluck and how to not have an itchy butt.
On this episode Joe is joined by two of his kids, Ella and Mia, in an actually pretty good podcast. They talk about Faygo pop, Butt-Hole care, a little Detroit Wing Company (what else is new), and slick FB advertising for a supreme pizza!
In this episode the guys talk about their absolute confusion with the ice/salt dilemma , Ray's Ice Cream, Jim's Ice Cream, MSU Dairy Store, wearing a mask in a car, and how Dre roofied Joe this summer and almost killed him on day 1 of their vacation.
In this episode the boys talk about their coworker, Frank's choice of workout music, bathroom attendants, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Coney Dogs, Metamucil and more!!!
Joe goes to Eastpointe to interview Detroit Wing Company founder Gus Mallinaras while Detroit Red Wing Alum Darren McCarty hangs out! So cool.
In this episode Dre was too busy moving into his new place so Joe interviews his old friend Michael Lloyd. Michael is Co-Owner of Detroit's Lost River Bar, has helped start some of the most popular restaurants in Motown, worked for the Jim Henson Company (Muppets), got yelled at by Diamond David Lee Roth and has lived a very interesting life. This is just a snippet of that. I hope you enjoy it.
Joe tells the story about how he may have cheated the reaper. Dre, Joe and the listeners start the ball rolling on what may be a multiple, fact-finding episodes related to the best pizzas Michigan has to offer. The fallout from MSU/UofM game and more.
The fellas dive deep into local commercials with people wearing masks in them, video games, Taco Tiende and more!!!