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Do you love things so much, that sometimes you have to make fun of them? Channeling both beauty and bitchiness, Mic and Morgan take their dear listeners on a journey through all things Pop Culture, under the microscope. We talk all things relevant in our current content zeitgeist-put it on a pedes…

Morgan Messick and Mic Parker


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    120: The Witcher

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 52:10


    In this episode, Mic covers the general history of The Witcher franchise and his various likes and dislikes, re: the Netflix adaptation. Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia is hot from the soles of his feet all the way up to his hairline (that wig is cheap, yo). Follow and Subscribe!On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

    119: CATS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 42:10


    In this episode, Mic tries to protect Dame Judi Dench, emits a variety of shrieks, and reads an excerpt of his favorite poem. Yes, CATS 2019 is a travesty...but it's destined to be a cult classic.  Follow and Subscribe!On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

    118: A Boy's Own Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 66:50


    In this episode, Mic discusses the criminally overlooked gay classic A Boy's Own Story. He speaks at length about the importance of the first non-apologetic coming out novel...and at length about the importance of using lube during anal sex. Equally important! Follow and Subscribe!On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

    117: HBO's His Dark Materials + The Amber Spyglass

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 53:54


    In this solo episode, Mic reclaims "yo", pontificates on James McAvoy's cock, and compares (in some depth) His Dark Material's Harpies to mythological Furies. He's really good at limiting spoilers and being an irredeemable Classics nerd; someone give him a cookie.  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in November 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

    116: The Testaments

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 61:40


    In this solo episode, Mic trips the light fantastic, veers into dystopia and gives way too many plugs. Oh, and he reviews Margaret Atwood's The Testaments, obviously.  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in November 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!  

    115: IT, Chapter 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 68:08


    In this episode, we dissect and 100% spoil the final installment in the IT cinema reboot. James McAvoy, Bill Hader and Bill Skarsgard all compete for our love...who will win?   Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

    114: The Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2019 70:35


    In this episode, we get thigh deep in the addictive Amazon Original series, The Boys. The actors are hot, the violence is graphic and the dolphins are sooo smoooth! Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    113: The Dark Crystal

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019 58:14


    In this episode, we agree that the world of Dark Crystal is ooky-spooky, weird and frankly enchanting. SHOCKING NEWS: Mic is more of a Skeksis than Morgan. How revolting! Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

    112: Veronica Mars

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 59:59


    In this episode, we discuss the fourth season of Veronica Mars, now streaming on Hulu (!), as well as the original run of the show. Morgan effing loves this noir teen drama/mystery and she's not alone! EAT SHIT, KRISTEN BELL (we love her).  Thanks for listening BBs!  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

    111: Tales of the City

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2019 65:54


    In this episode, we discuss Netflix's new(ish) sequel to Armistead Maupin's classic series. We shade a bunch of new characters (sorry 'bout it!) and gush over Laura Linney and Olympia Dukakis.  Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast Thanks for listening, BBs!

    110: The Subtle Knife

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 70:32


    In this episode, we explore the second book in Philip Pullman's fantasy trilogy. We agree that LYRA SUX (in this book), that Will Parry is a sweet and relatable bb, and that "Jopari" is an effing stupid pseudonym.  Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    109: The Golden Compass

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 54:38


    In this episode, we discuss the controversial first book in Philip Pullman's epic trilogy of fantasy novels. We explain his inspiration for the series, why some Christians are NOT fans and what, exactly, he means by "compass". Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    108: Spider-Man Far From Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 51:00


    In this episode, we dissect the most recent Spider-Man movie. We mostly just ooh and aah over Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal, but we also make time to mock the ever-ridiculous Mysterio. He's...wearing a fish bowl on his head? Thanks for listening BBs!  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    107: Stranger Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 59:12


    In this episode, we gush over the third season of Stranger Things. We discuss Erica’s ice cream samples, Dacre Montgomery’s nipples, and some very short shorts. Plus, we have all the love in the world for Winona Ryder and BARB! NEVER FORGET! JUSTICE 4 BARB! Thanks for listening BBs!  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast  

    106: The Last Battle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 54:47


    In this episode, we reluctantly conclude our coverage of C.S. Lewis's Chronicles of Narnia. We cover Aslan's damnation (!!?) of Susan, our definitive ratings of the seven books, and what Morgan would do if she found a lion skin floating in a pool. Thanks for listening BBs!  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    105: Game of Thrones Season 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2019 86:45


    In this episode, we complain mightily about the final season of HBO's Game of Thrones. Morgan knows you're tired of hearing the same complaints over and over, so she attempts to find positive aspects, while Mic gives in to his bitchiness and rips the final season to bits. Can you believe GOT is over? Can you believe THAT is how it ended?  Thanks for listening BBs! Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    104: Good Omens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2019 58:54


    In this episode, we discuss the fantastic new miniseries based upon Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's Good Omens. We both loved this series and were especially blown away by the performances of David Tennant (Crowley) and Michael Sheen (Aziraphale). We can't recommend this one enough! Thanks for listening, BBs!  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    102: Grace and Frankie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 35:33


    In this episode, we discuss the hit Netflix show Grace and Frankie. We contend that the show relies more on star power than on writing (though the writing is pretty good, too) and learn that Lily Tomlin turned down coming out on the cover of TIME Magazine in the 1970's. WUT!?!?  Thanks for listening, BBs!  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    103: The Magician's Nephew

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2019 56:28


    In this episode, we revel in one of the strangest books in The Chronicles of Narnia. We discuss how Aslan created everything, Diggory's anger issues and Jadis's incomparably fabulous evil.  Thanks for listening, BBs!  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    101: The Horse and His Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2019 60:08


    In this episode, we examine C.S. Lewis's The Horse and His Boy. We discuss casual misogyny, explicit racism and why Aravis would be a lesbian if the book were written today. Thanks for listening, BBs!  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    100: VEEP

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 57:18


    In this episode (OUR 100TH EPISODE, WHAAAAT!?!?), we revel in the hit HBO show VEEP. We discuss the brilliance of Julia Louis-Dreyfus, a jolly green jizz-face and the seventh and final season of the show that The Guardian called "the best and most brutal comedy of the decade."   Thanks for listening, BBs!  Follow and Subscribe! On Patreon: patreon.com/BeautyandtheBitch Subscribe for exclusive episodes every month, starting with Evangelion in October 2019! On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    099: Aladdin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 51:33


    In this episode, we savage the 2019 remake of Aladdin. We discuss Guy Ritchie's directorial style, Will Smith's upsetting blue blob body and some of the best moments of the original animated classic.  Thanks for listening, BBs!  Follow On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    098: Voyage of the Dawn Treader

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 48:54


    In this episode, we dissect C.S. Lewis's The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. We discuss how Eustace should have been brown, the horrible changes made for the movie and Reepicheep's adorable little boat. Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast  

    097: Sex Education

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 32:24


    In this episode, we dissect the wonderfully British Sex Education, starring Gillian Anderson, Asa Butterfield, and Connor Swindells. We discuss teenage misfits, queer representation and very large dicks. Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    096: Avengers: Endgame

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 50:43


    Are you gonna see Avengers: Endgame? Have you seen it 20 times already? Either way, come revel in our thoughts and feelings (recorded a few weeks back). We are still relevant and still dumb and sometimes hilarious and always rude (duh). Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow: On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast  

    095: Game of Thrones HYPE Preseason 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019 64:41


    WE HERE AT BEAUTY AND THE BITCH ARE HYPED AS HELL FOR THE FINAL SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES!  We recorded this episode before the final season began to air, and we know these discussions have been beat to death, but there is so much to guess about, think through, predict, process, and mock...even before the season begins! Come on this Game of Thrones journey with us - we have none of the answers and all of the opinions! Thanks for listening, BBs! Follow On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    094: Game of Thrones Recap Season 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 26:17


    Today we're reposting our Game of Thrones Season 7 recap episode. It's brimming with feelings, shenanigans, and all the hope in the world for Season 8 (WHICH WE ARE NOW LIVING INSIDE OF.) Catch up now while you wait for next weeks episode!!!! Love you BB's! Follow On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    093: Game of Thrones Recap Seasons 1-6

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019 145:28


    Beauty and the Bitch did a GREAT Game of Thrones 'Top 45 Moments' countdown to season 7 for YOU! This was one of our first episodes back in the day-day....AND IT'S BACK, BABY! Catch up on all the glorious happenings in preparation for the FINAL SEASON coming this weekend! Also, check back in for the Season 7 recap that we will be reposting SOON! Love you BB's! Follow On Instagram: @MorganizedMess (Morgan) @parker_homestead (Mic)@BandBcast On Facebook:  BandBCast  (or search Beauty and the Bitch) For our full episode feed: BandBcast.wordpress.com or bandbcast.libsyn.com/podcast

    092: The Silver Chair

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 63:25


    Beauty and the Bitch feel (and they are so, so often correct) that The Silver Chair is one of the best Narnian books. It's also the first book that doesn't include the spoiled Pevensie siblings - whoo hoo! Check out our recap, feelings and tangents. Thanks BBs - we love you!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    091: Dumbo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2019 59:35


    Today we're diving into our thoughts and feelings about Disney's upcoming reboot: DUMBO. It's looking like a possible Tim Burton classic, but we've got mixed feelings...mostly because the original is problematic, dark and scary.  Thanks BBs - we love you!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    090: Prince Caspian

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 55:01


    Beauty and the Bitch are back with a cheap-ass bottle of wine and too many opinions about children's literature. We're discussing the dreary second child in the Chronicles of Narnia series: Prince Caspian. You know we love some C.S. Lewis, but this is not our favorite book ever. And don't even get us started on the movie, okay? Thanks for listening BBs - we love you! FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    089: Captain Marvel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 54:17


    Beauty and the Bitch have (mostly noncommittal) feelings about Captain Marvel - tune in to hear our highs and lows (and 4,000 non sequitors). We don't mind Brie Larson (duh) and we hope the movie does well...but who gives an eff about Captain Effing Marvel?!? Thanks BBs - we love you!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    088: Russian Doll

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 60:02


    Netflix original content continues to step up the game with shows like Russian Doll (starring the irrepressible Natasha Lyonne). We follow Nadia as she dies and re-lives the night of her 36th birthday....BUT IT'S SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. Time Loops, comedy, drama and self-actualization accompany us on this ride, and WE LOVED IT. Lyonne is a fucking star as Nadia and the accompanying cast is the perfect accent to this dark and gritty version of New York. We've got thoughts, feelings, tangents and all the jokes. So tune in to us, and to Russian Doll! Thanks BBs - we love you!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    087: The Umbrella Academy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 76:15


    Where our emo kids at? And which of us have thought that Gerard Way, musical and angst icon of the early 2000s, would create an incredible graphic novel series? And which My Chemical Romance nerd guessed that his prize-winning graphic novel would be adapted into one of the first Netflix hits of 2019?  The Umbrella Academy is a dark, sexy and engaging story about a gaggle of superhero orphans - all grown up and thoroughly broken. While catching up with estranged siblings and trying to overcome their personal demons, they're also attempting to prevent the end of the world.....YA KNOW - LIKE YA DO. This one definitely gets our seal of approval. Check out this spoiler-free and EXTREMELY DARK AND EDGY episode! Does it smell like Hot Topic in this recording studio? Ugh. Thanks BBs - we love you!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    086: Oscars 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 81:10


    Beauty and the Bitch loves to make predictions based on very little  (or absolutely zero) knowledge...so here we are! We LOVE the Oscars and the 2019 trash heap is rolling in to the station this weekend. Join us for gabbing, predictions, shade, tangents and so much more. Did we watch very many Oscar nominated films? NO. Do we still have strong opinions? ALWAYS.  FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    085: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2019 81:31


    UNBREAKABLE! THEY'RE ALIVE, DAMNIT! Y'all, those females are strong and so is the comedy in the hit Netflix original Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. The 4th and final season of Kimmy Schmidt just wrapped up and we think they did a stellar job at bowing out at just the right time. From the mind of Tina Fey, this is the ridiculous sitcom we've all been missing since 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation finished their runs. It's full of wit, shade, immense comedy, sing-a-longs and extremely quotable moments. We Love you BB's!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!  

    084: Fyre Festival

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 92:18


    BB's: If there is one thing we love here at Beauty and the Bitch, it's DRAMA! And Fyre Festival is one of the most dramatic and well-crafted marketing fails EVER. Targeting rich millennials who specialize in social media and being disconnected from reality, this shit show is the subject of two documentaries currently available on streaming networks, so we each watched one and got together to DISH ON THIS! In addition to Fyre Festival we come together to catch up and supply lots of tangential conversations......ENJOY! We love you BB's!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!  

    082: Glass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2019 54:26


    m. night shyamalan is a really fucking hard name to spell, AND DON'T ASK BEAUTY AND THE BITCH TO DO IT AGAIN.   What we can do is go over the Sham-ba-lam oevure and tell you what's good and what's shit (spoilers: the last decade has not been kind!). Come listen along, hear our predictions, and see which ones are worth catching up on!   We love you BB's!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!  

    081: Golden Globes Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2019 82:41


    We all know the Golden Globes are the trashy awards show....right? Come join along as Beauty and the Bitch recap the wins and also go off on many tangents.    FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    083: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2019 50:14


    Nostalgia brings us back to a classic: The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lews. Beauty and the Bitch goes over the merits and vices of The Lion, the With, and the Wardrobe, what we like about Lewis, and what we LOVE about James McAvoy as Mr. Tumnus (SPOILERS: he's everything). Do you feel like you've aged out of this story or does it still speak to you? Do you want to hear about J.R.R. Tolkien's view on the series (SPOILER: he's shady)? Do you love to just chat about fantasy??? YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!   Tune in for this and more BB's! FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    080: The Great American Read

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 78:09


    In 2018, PBS embarked on the difficult task of polling America to identify The Great(est) American Read(s). Over the year, they narrowed down the list of options to a contentious 100, which were then voted on by millions of people. Did your favorites make the list?!? Tune in to catch a detailed examination of the TOP 10 MOST BELOVED NOVELS OF ALL TIME as chosen by contemporary Americans (followed by a haughty and despairing perusal of the other 90).    Cheers! We love you BB's!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    079: Happy New Year!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2019 67:09


    HAPPY NEW YEAR BB'S! We are so thrilled to ring in another year of the podcast and to celebrate all the amazing pop culture we consumed over the last year! Beauty and the Bitch is definitely sticking around to bring you thoughts, opinions, secret histories and games about all the latest...everything! Well, whatever we want!? Today we're counting down our favorite 2018 books, movies, tv shows and more! If you need some recommendations, we've got you covered! Here's hoping you have a bright and shiny 2019 and that your 2018 is wrapped up with a bang (or with a night spent in, eating snacks... whatever). Cheers! We love you BB's!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    078: Mary Queen of Scots

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2018 51:33


    HOLD THE PHONE: we are gathered here today at the Beauty and the Bitch Headquarters (aka Mic's bedroom) to discuss MORGAN'S ALL-TIME FAVORITE queen: Mary, Queen of Scots. She has a new film out this year that regales us with the tale of her life and her nasty battle with Queen Lizzy of England. How real is this movie gonna be? Probably not real-real. How stoked are we anyway? VERY. QUITE! We love storytelling with a grain of salt and we love gossiping about the lives of the royals...and we love speculation...and starting rumors in general....so this topic is especially DELICIOUS for us. Cheers - we love you BB's!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    077: Bumblebee

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2018 51:18


    Who loves Transformers?! WE DON'T! Well, the Michael Bay situation anyway....but we're open to this new Bumblebee addition to the fam! Come join us as we discuss the travesty of the Transformers franchise, what we do like about it (we're looking at you BeastWars!), what is absolutely ridiculous (Mark Wahlberg, anyone?), Shia LaBeouf's descent into madnes....AND MORE!   We love you BB's!    FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    076: Aquaman

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2018 60:22


    Whether you care about DC films or not, the GOOD NEWS is that Jason Momoa is the star of this one! Beauty and the Bitch are exploring our very low expectatons for this film, how the character of Aquaman stacks up against other superheroes, questionable casting choices, how this is tied into the Entourage franchise and more. We haven't loved recent DC adventures (except for you, Wonder Woman! Two for YOU, Wonder Woman!)....but we're willing to give them a few more tries. Like we said, the bar is low, and so is our guard, because we are joined by our favorite guest -WINE! We love you BB's! FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    075: Fallout 76

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 47:16


    Well, we almost nailed this numbering system....oh well. Beauty and the Bitch dives into the newest iteration of the Fallout franchise! And y'all.....we got feelings. On a scale from garbage fire to Fallout: New Vegas, this game is...a broken pipe pistol.  FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    074: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2018 49:32


    Spoilers ahead in this episode! Morgy saw Fantastic Beasts, Mic is here to listen and help judge....and y'all, we got feelings (as per usual). We discuss the nuances of updated canon information that JK Rowling casually slips in this new installment, how they handle Dumbledore, WEIRD ASS SHIT that doesn't fit the timeline...and also a few things we actually kinda like. Tune in if you love Harry Potter as much as we do! K, love you, bye!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    073: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2018 71:12


    Beauty and the Bitch LOVE Harry Potter, but aren't afraid to discuss our qualms....and speaking of those qualms, have y'all seen Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them?!? The second installment of this film series (The Crimes of Grindlewald) dropped recently, but before we tackle the current housefire, we're taking a step back to examine our feelings on the first film, the franchise as a whole, and, of course, 25 non-sequiters. K, bye! FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Don't miss Mic's "Lets Queer" (video game play-throughs!) on our YOUTUBE PAGE! Currently playing: Witcher 3! Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    072: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2018 70:36


    Beauty and the Bitch LOVES netflix (obvi) and are SO here for the reboot of Sabrina (ya know, the teenage witch!). The first season of her dark makeover (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) is streaming now. Watch it quick so you'll be caught up for season 2, dropping December 2018!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Don't miss Mic's "Lets Queer" (video game play-throughs!) on our YOUTUBE PAGE! Currently playing: Witcher 3! Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    071: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 62:31


    Beauty and the Bitch consider themselves queens among men, but we're happy to bow down next to the incomparable talent and fierceness of Freddie Mercury (and Rami Malek!). The new biopic "Bohemian Rhapsody" is taking on this MONSTER legend, so it's our duty to wade in and sound off! We've got lots of jokes about queens, plenty of shade, questions about queer representation and accuracy AND MORE on this week's episode! FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Don't miss Mic's "Lets Queer" (video game play-throughs!) on our YOUTUBE PAGE! Currently playing: Witcher 3! Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

    070: Charmed

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 49:28


    Beauty and the Bitch is very on the fence about the upcoming reboot of "Charmed" on the CW. Now, look, it IS true that Morgan was into the original Charmed, But these days she recognizes that it's probably just a pile of 90's garbage. Mic watched it for the first time recently and can confirm fully that it is indeed a pile of 90's garbage. But it certainly contains drama...and you know we love drama! Catch all the deets about the original run and the reboot that's out now! We love you BB's!   FOLLOW: Follow Morgan (@MorganizedMess) and the podcast (@BandBcast) on Instagram! Check out Morgan's BLOG (MorganizedMess.com). Catch Morgan's new Literary themed YouTube Channel - "Literary Darlings". Don't miss Mic's "Lets Queer" (video game play-throughs!) on our YOUTUBE PAGE! Currently playing: Witcher 3! Visit out our Facebook page and tell us about...anything! Thanks for listening BBs!

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