Everwood? Neverwouldn't!

New year, new episode! We're kicking off 2024 with this episode that we recorded in August 2021, and guess who's back! Or rather, guess who WAS back back when we recorded it! It's Jerome! Listen as we collectively stumble through finding the appropriate terminology to discuss this episode's problematic approach to indigenous American culture, AND as we continue our lively, freewheeling, season-long discussion of just how gross and uncomfortable this Ephram-and-Madison storyline is. Yikes! Enjoy. Want to watch along? Everwood is currently available to stream with ads on Freevee -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pork Fried Dice Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠ at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter/X at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

In their first recording session after Adam's break-up with Jerome in June 2021, the gang discuss Bo Burnham, Andy Brown's smiles, and how amazing an Everwood roleplaying game would be! Oh, and how uncomfortable the Ephram/Madison storyline is -- yikes. Enjoy! For the .gif Eric requested of Andy smiling at Edna, click here! Want to watch along? Everwood is currently available to stream with ads on Freevee -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the ⁠⁠⁠Pork Fried Dice Discord⁠⁠⁠ at ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW⁠⁠⁠ -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

We've got laughter! We've got sound effects! We've got the casual revelation that this episode was recorded on Memorial Day 2021, OVER TWO YEARS BEFORE WE'RE RELEASING IT! "This episode that we're recording now, if it is ever released, will probably not be out until, like, 2022." Oh, Adam... so optimistic. Plus, hear the gang react to Madison (ew), Harold (ugh), and the debut of their mortal enemies, the Everwood Pinecast! (Just kidding, Everwood Pinecast. We love you

RIP John Beasley and Treat Williams. You will be missed

On the eve of a trip to Colorado, grieving the recent death of Everwood actor John Beasley, and fueled by guilt over how long it's been since he last released an episode, Adam manages to actually edit another installment of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! Tune in to hear about Pauly Shore's appearance on Fargo, how uteruses are like mines, and why Beau Bridges should change his name to Beau Lighthouses! Enjoy! For the .gif Eric requested of Harold climbing over his neighbor's fence, click ⁠here⁠! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream with ads on Freevee -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the ⁠Pork Fried Dice Discord⁠ at ⁠https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW⁠ -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

We're back from an unexpectedly long summer break, y'all! We missed you and we're sure you missed us too! In this week's episode, Adam's a substitute teacher, KT lacks faith, and Eric gets fed up with Adam's bits once and for all. Also, we teach you how to parallel park! You're welcome! For the .gif Eric requested of Harold whirling around in his office, click here! For the Treat Tweet that Eric and KT reported on, click here! And if you want to see the Whence is Wendell art that KT is surely going to make eventually, stay tuned to our official Everwood? Neverwouldn't Discord channel using the link below! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

We've got some controversy this week, y'all! RBG! Donald Trump! Israel! Antidepressants! Acupuncture! Madison! The Olympics! Plus, Eric plays the Maid Name Game, and we explore what KT would be like as a therapist! All this and more on this week's episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! Woohoo! For the image of Time For Kid's Person of the Year results, click here! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Jerome is back, baby! And he's here to explain the difference between comic books and manga! But first, can we convince him that this was a fun episode of Everwood? Can Eric come to terms with a shocking piece of news about Adam and mini golf? Can Adam come to terms with a shocking piece of news about Eric's hair? Is KT the Bright of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Also, what's this Madison chick's deal? All we know for sure is that she throws Ephram's pizza away, which is probably the worst thing she does all season. ...Right? For the .gif of Madison sticking a carrot in Ephram's mouth, click here! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

This week we've got fraught sibling relationships and middle school sex clubs! Plus, Adam does an impression of black people (not really) and comes up with the roughest episode sponsor bit yet. Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!? Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

It's Adam's birthday today, and as a gift to himself, he's not forcing himself to edit a whole episode to release this week! Instead, enjoy this sweet sweeeeet bonus content. What happens when a child interrupts the podcast recording and KT has to leave Adam and Eric to their own devices? Does Adam interrogate Eric about soup? Yeah! Does he make Eric listen to his impression of Justin Theroux's karaoke scene from The Leftovers?? Yep!! Is it all deeply uncomfortable for Eric and potentially hazardous to his health??? HELL YEAH! We'll try our best to be back with a full episode next week, folks. Until then -- enjoy!

Can Everwood survive on its teen storylines alone? Would the whole show be better as an old-timey play? And most importantly, will Adam, KT, and Eric find a way to talk respectfully about boobs? Listen to find out! For the .gif of Andy and the car window, click here! For the .gif of Andy outside the classroom window, click here! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

We are BACK, baby! And as Eric puts it, we're taking a big ol' dive back into Bummertown! How is Everwood handling its new grief?? Listen as Adam recounts more of Treat's amazing dad jokes from the Season 1 DVD commentaries, KT delivers what may be the final "Prattling On" segment ever, and Eric helps to answer the all-important question, "Did Colin Hart ever get to see Bruce Almighty?" All this and more on the Season 2 premiere of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! Woohoo! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

As a special between-seasons Treat (and as a gift to our dear friend and Everwood? Neverwouldn't! listener, Monty), we watched and reviewed the exceptionally strange 2005 Neil Gaiman film, MirrorMask! Listen as we discuss what different Everwood characters would think of this bizarre movie -- and if you listen close, you just might catch a preview of Season 2 of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! as you hear just how uncomfortable we get talking about age differences in romantic relationships! Speaking of which, Season 2 of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! will begin dropping SOON, Y'ALL! Stay tuned! Want to discuss Everwood with other fans of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! Come join us on the Pork Fried Dice Discord -- just look for the Everwood? Neverwouldn't! channel and dive right in! You can commission some kick-ass art from Monty at their Instagram, @Miraculous.Monty, or on Twitter, @MiraculousMonty. And if you want to watch MirrorMask before listening to us discuss it, you can find it to rent or purchase on YouTube, available for free with a valid library card on Kanopy, or also available fore free in certain dark corners of the internet. Enjoy!

It's the Season 1 finale, y'all! Listen as the gang discusses Treat Williams' inability to make good jokes on the DVD commentary, Eric and KT's inability to tell Philip Baker Hall and Jerry Orbach apart, Adam's inability to pronounce "maraschino," and this episode's inability to adhere to the most fundamental principles of space and time! Plus, Jerome introduces an all new segment with its own theme song, and Adam has a heck of a time hearing everyone's interpretation of that iconic final shot. Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for Season 2 of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

What better way to usher in 2022 than with Episode 22 of Everwood?! In tonight's edition of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, Jerome joins Adam, KT, and Eric to discuss his father issues, the mystery of double chocolate, and the history of gay down-low culture! Also, Adam and Eric make a bet that surely won't take 3 whole seasons to pay off, and Adam makes a brand new Everwood gif! Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

It's a very special episode of Everwood, folks, so of course Adam has some more DVD commentary to report on! Plus, KT and Eric share about the time they found a bunch of porn in their house. Enjoy! Please consider donating to Planned Parenthood here. Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

This episode might be chock-full of discomfort around child abuse, but it's got plenty of other stuff too! Adam correctly predicts that Treat Williams once played Stanley Kowalski, Amy's AIM screen name has a near-catastrophic impact on Eric's episode ratings, and KT's true name is surfaced, revealing them to be even more problematic than Chris Pratt himself. Plus, the most intriguing prediction segment yet! Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Adam humiliates himself by getting Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Aniston mixed up, but probably only because he's grieving over his discovery that he's the only person who actually hears Irv's narration on the show :(. Plus, Jerome is back, TV Time Time gets a new official theme song, and we spend a decent chunk of time trying to figure out how old Brooks Bedore was when he played Arnie! Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

KT gets their prediction right! Too bad we weren't recording last time when they made it! Also, Adam reports back about the DVD commentary for this episode, and it might be even better than listening to the commentary yourself. Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

In honor of Halloween week, the gang discuss the Halloweeniest episode of Everwood ever! (Even though they recorded this episode all the way back in January -- right at the start of the Great Everwood Renaissance of 2021!) This episode's got it all: Adam shouts out his pal Dominic Monaghan (listen to Adam play D&D with Dom by finding Dom & Dragons wherever you get your podcasts!), KT rages about the flu and the elderly (and apologizes to Treat Williams!), and Eric plays Detective with Adam's clues/spoilers about the rest of the season. Now, wipe that dry Andy Brown .gif off your face and enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

In celebration of International Pronouns Day (October 20, 2021), we're proud to release this bonus episode featuring a short conversation about gender and pronouns, spurred entirely by Ephram's douchey piano teacher and KT confusing the movies "Whiplash" and "Whip It". Enjoy!

Adam & Jerome and KT & Eric celebrate Valentine's Day on January 12, and things get WEIRD, y'all! Adam drinks a bunch of wine before the recording and ends up revealing way too much about his Sims 4 gameplay habits! KT addresses Treat Williams after seeing him in a couple of bad Christmas movies! Jerome gets a sneak peek of couple's therapy with Adam and the 5-months-later dissolution of their relationship (but don't worry, they're still friends)! And Eric realizes he's no better than your average TV Time commenter! Is Adam fastidious? Does love get easier as you get older?? Did Gregory Smith know how to ice skate when this episode was recorded??? All of these questions get asked... but do any of them get answered?! Listen to find out! Enjoy!!! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

It's a bonus episode! In another rare pre-Everwood-viewing recording -- in honor of S1E16, "My Funny Valentine" -- the gang celebrates Valentine's Day in January (and then releases it in October)! They discuss (with some spoilers, so beware!) the excellent non-Everwood TV show, Review with Forrest Macneil (starring the inimitable Andy Daly), before forcing KT to guess the name of the creator of another non-Everwood TV show, Community. Enjoy!

Adam, KT, and Eric take a page from Reverend Keyes's book and get theological! They ask the big questions, folks. Does the world need more Everwood .gifs? Where do nuns come from? Does Treat Williams not fit in normal pants? We may never know the definitive answers to these questions, but we sure are gonna enjoy asking them along the way! Plus: more non-toxic male-on-male intimacy talk, some very accurate impressions of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Adam reads erotic fiction... erotically. Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

The gang discuss male-on-male intimacy, Amy and Bright's Cersei-and-Jamie-Lannister vibes, and whether Tom Amandes might have been pregnant during the filming of this episode. Also, our podcast editor has some fun with Colin's dramatic trophy-case-shattering war cry. Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

This episode's got it all. Homeroom logistics! The mystery of Kristen Bramble! The magic of theatre! (...Racist productions of The King and I notwithstanding!) Anddd... the RETURN OF WENDELL! (Editor's note: This is in fact the final appearance of Wendell on the show. Oh, Wendell. We'll miss ya, bud.) Plus, plenty of talk about how much we just looove Colin and Ephram togetherrr omggg. Hey! Colin and Ephram! Kiss each other already! You know you want to ;). Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Now let's get this straight! This is NOT a Frasier podcast. OR a Burn Notice podcast!! OR a Patriot or Weeds or Boston Public or Urban Legends Bloody Mary (whatever that is) podcast!!! That being said, this very special pot-centric episode does involve a lot of discussion of other TV shows. All the more fitting that we introduce a new segment this week called TV Time Time! Plus, KT and Eric give us their best John Mahoney impressions. Welcome to Everweed, y'all! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Splendid! Splendid!! This week's very special episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't! is more stuffed than a Thanksgiving turkey! Why, you ask? Could it be because we have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST WHO WE'VE TALKED ABOUT ON THE PODCAST BEFORE? Yes! Is the special guest GREG BERLANTI, THE CREATOR OF EVERWOOD HIMSELF? Nope!!! It's Adam's at-the-time-of-recording boyfriend, Jerome "Chu" Charles! Listen as Jerome joins us for a conversation about corn nuts, machetes, sticks up asses, and how he, a black man, watched Everwood! And stay tuned for our over-the-moon discussion of *swoon* the Harold of it all. Ohhh, Harold ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ... Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Snow might usually unify everyone with its magic and beauty, but not this time! Brace yourself for Everwood? Neverwouldn't!: Civil War edition! In this episode full of light-hearted banter about Treat Williams's hot air balloon pants and the show's only black character's thinly veiled white supremacy, an argument about unconcerned siblings turns toxic when the hosts of our fine podcast STOP BEING FRIENDS FOREVER. Can a very special closing rendition of the Everwood theme song heal all wounds?? Listen to find out! Want to see the Chris Pratt and Velociraptors video that Adam made? Click here! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Keggers! Body shots! Unexpected in-law visits! All this and more on this week's discussion of the hit early 2000s FOX sex-and-car drama Fastlane! Er, Everwood. I meant Everwood. Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Topics this week include speaking in tongues, potato-to-potato-peel ratios, and bongos! Also: Adam, KT, and Eric officially become writers for Everwood. Woohoo! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

This week's topics include off-roading, fireworks, and MMF vs. MFM! Adam tries to do a Hodor bit and it's perfectly fine. He also reverts to his high school self's crush on the teenage characters on the show, which, upon reflection, is less fine! Good thing we don't make a lot of inappropriate sex jokes in this episode! Right? ...R-- right? Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

This week we have a lot of appreciation for Harold (Tom Amandes), Delia (Vivien Cardone), and Everwood's ahead-of-its-time attempt to acknowledge the lived realities of individuals with intersex conditions and identities. We also ask the question, "Is Treat Williams a bewildered baby?" The answer: yes! Plus, stick around until the very end of the episode for a special Everwood trailer that Adam stayed up all night editing. Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Everwood might have been a family-friendly show, but we sure as hell aren't! Topics in this week's episode include the Everwood Pinecone, not-quite-right hoof foley work, and bestiality! That's right... bestiality. A lot of it. And that's WITH us leaving a bunch on the editing room floor. Yikes! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

It's a special STD-themed episode, so of course Adam has some big Everwood/gonorrhea news to share! Other topics of discussion include societal double standards around children's emotions, whether it's normal for teenagers to be embarrassed by their parents (it is), and the most rousing installment of "Prattling On" yet! Plus, Adam finds his old Everwood .gifs Tumblr (which you can find here). Enjoy! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

It's a bonus episode! In this rare pre-Everwood-viewing recording (prior to their watching S1E4 - "The Kissing Bridge"), Adam, having just moved to Pittsburgh, gives KT and Eric a tour of his new apartment -- and shows off his Everwood merchandise and memorabilia along the way!. Then they discuss some non-Everwood TV shows (blasphemy!), including The Leftovers, Patriot, The Good Place, Fargo, and Frasier -- and give a very special shoutout to a certain Everwood-themed subreddit. By which I mean the *only* Everwood-themed subreddit. You go, r/Everwood. Enjoy!

The gang discusses surrogacy in the early 2000s. And Wendell! Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Adam, KT, and Eric watch and discuss "The Great Doctor Brown," in which the show isn't sure whether Dr. Brown is actually supposed to be great or not. Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!

Nearly 9 months after being recorded, it's finally here! The inaugural episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, a podcast in which Adam makes his friends KT and Eric watch and discuss with him the early-2000s WB teen/family drama, EVERWOOD! In this episode, the gang dives into the pilot episode of Everwood, appropriately named: "Pilot." Want to watch along? Everwood is available to stream on HBO Max -- check it out! Also, follow us on Twitter at @EverwoodPod! And stay tuned for the next episode of Everwood? Neverwouldn't!, which could drop soon, a year from now, or never. Bye!